Thread 520835545

>Government recovers £74m from asylum hotel firms
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c709k1zx0ljo
>Pride plummets across Sir Keir Starmer's Divided Kingdom - as poll reveals 'frightening' decline in public happiness
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15265281/National-pride-plummeted-society-divided-Keir-Starmers-Britain.html
>Police release CCTV image in urgent appeal as woman 'sexually assaulted' on train
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2130853/police-release-cctv-image-woman-sexually-assaulted-train
>BBC rebukes newsreader who corrected ‘pregnant people’ to ‘women’
https://archive.ph/SKetJ
>UK rejected atrocity prevention plans for Sudan despite warning of possible genocide
https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2025/nov/07/aid-cuts-uk-rejected-atrocity-prevention-sudan-civilians-rsf-massacres-el-fasher
>Andrew summoned by US Congress to explain Jeffrey Epstein links
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-andrew-jeffrey-epstein-links-b2860177.html
>‘Anti-black’ racism ‘baked’ into Met Police, damning report warns as staff face hostility for speaking out
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/met-police-racism-report-london-stephen-lawrence-b1256920.html
>MPs warn chancellor 'not to cave in to industry scaremongering' over gambling tax rises
https://www.itv.com/news/2025-11-06/mps-warn-chancellor-not-to-cave-in-to-industry-scaremongering-on-gambling-tax

For anyone wondering why there are so many articles lately about trains, they've started a public transport psyop which they trained for back in March: https://www.btp.police.uk/news/btp/news/england/emergency-services-take-part-in-invaluable-multi-agency-exercise--cannon-street/

>>520835545 (OP)
Thoughts?

>>520835630
The missus ditched him when he went full Jew

>>520835630
She must not have heard him speak at that UTK rally.

Horrendous cider shits.

It's almost the weekend, lads. 2 whole days to rest and relax before another week of toiling to earn your keep. Don't go too crazy now, you don't want your boss to think less of you if something unfortunate ends up on social media.

Got a drinking head on

Gleamers huddling

>>520835630
He'll get some council estate fanny soon enough I'm sure.

sick of it

>>520836110
Careful now, don't want to make the wage cucks crash out too early.

>>520836498
I've chafed my ringpiece due to excessive wiping.

And thats the game plan for tonight then? Bit of a lame duck that.

>>520836636
Put a dollop of hand lotion on the toilet paper before wiping

>>520836636
gently wash up with soap and water.

>>520836866
Might start taking a botlle of water into the bogs with me like a Pakistani.

Dude cauldron

>>520836932
>shitskin kills girl literally named "lily-white" (pure white)

name one (1) Welshman

>>520837259
Ian Watkins

>>520837064
nowt wrong with a clean arsehole

Academic Agent is a traitor, shun him
https://youtu.be/SPJVHk0gvlQ

>>520837259
Glyn from series seven of Big Brother.

>>520837259
Gareth Thomas

>>520837377
You know in Pakistan they use a little jug to clean their arses?

>>520837259
Anthony Hopkins

I was thinking about going t'pub but it's dark and there's stabby BAME's out there. What do lads?

>>520837498
Yeah all the muzzies have their crack pots

>>520837647
get a cab

>>520837732
>paki rapemobile

>>520837732
It will be a BAME driver. No deal.

Saw an obese black woman earlier carrying a parcel on her head like they are one to do while holding her phone in the other hand babbling some shite in oogabooga talk. Was propper diverse.

Mental

Being rude to women is a criminal offence

>>520837647
Wear a disguise.

>>520837816
I've been noticing a lot of wog women carrying bags and ting on their heads lately too.

>>520837647
Start drinking in crypts

>>520837828
First, define "woman". Second, define "criminal".

>>520837859
I'm voting Lib Dem because I like the colour yellow.

>>520837769
>>520837784
Take a ball pein hammer with you just in case.
I have a stubby handled one for just such occasions

>>520837816
>like they are one to do
*want to do

>Was propper diverse.
*proper

>>520837859
that's a jew

>>520837647
Do like the police chief said and just ignore it. Don't change anything, don't get upset, don't fight back. Just get used to it and get on with your life.
Go to the pub. Get ignored at the bar. Overpay for a drink. Get thrown out for looking at a woman. Get stabbed outside. Just British things.

>>520838038
*wont

>>520837859
Should vote for the Greens instead. Isha'allah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGI1w1OLJgM

>>520838141
muzzies are taking steps to shut bars down across the country and replace them with mosques.

>>520838169
He tries.

>>520838120
Wrong

>>520837647
i'm not a genius or owt but shouldn't the tower collapse towards the fire? Did Fred have one too many at lunchtime?

>>520838242
Everyone is taking steps to wipe out the English. Just part and parcel of living in a multicultural country.

>>520838259
nope

>>520837859
>>he's voting for deform

>>520838038
Fake spellnonce.
Disgraceful.

>>520837259
Tom Jones

Rough week. Been feeling down. On the beers now, fuck it.
Fucking hate non white scum.

>>520838494
Cheers lad

>>520838396
You only need one meme arrow, newfag.

>>520838531
>doesn't know about highlighting text before quoting

>>520838494
I've done my guts in again, very disappointed with my self.

>>520838494
>his week has finished
I almost enjoy the pain

>>520838531
I selected the text before clicking the reply - it already had an arrow and it adds another and i couldn't be arsed to delete it

>newfag
doubt

>>520838736
Do people still flex their passes? Thought we bullied you all into silence by now.

It’s so over for me

>>520835630
Thirsty Robinson real name Steven sexy lennon

>>520838831
u mean a 4chan pass? You will need one a week from now

>>520838638
>I've done my guts in again, very disappointed with my self.
Does that mean you fucked yourself?
>>520838681
Your pain or mine?

>>520838736
He’s done you.

>>520837845
What's with the duckie?

>>520838924
Nah. Nothing will change.

>>520838981
it lights up when he's on shift

>>520838943
Metaphorically.

>>520837404
>16 minute ramble

Bit quiet for a Friday lads.

>>520838169
>*wont

I've disgraced myself.
Going to commit sudoku now.

>>520838924
I sharty on that notion

>>520836636
I bet thats the excuse kier uses. Also moist wipes, your hoop will than you.

>>520838921
Who isn't a pronoun

>>520839222
Need josh and cauldron here

>>520839222
maybe post your willy or something. I dunno just an idea. Not a gay thing

>>520837700
They're a lota fun

>>520839267
You're mistaken.

>>520839492
you're mistakentee

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>520839492
hey that'd be funny wouldn't it? When liam neeson is like 85 they should do a revenge flick reboot and call it 'Mistaken' where he can't remember who he has to kill

>>520839585
Is that an Indian chief

>>520839585
>>520839682
Your ID says Gooch.

There's a strange similarity between josh and llms. They both understand fuck all, but spew reams of text. Although to my knowledge, no llm is also a nonce.

>>520839751
not really

>>520839757
that's lily mate

>>520839267
Anything is a pronoun. And everything.

>>520839222
Wagies are just finishing up their 9-5s.

listening to scooter again

>>520839850
Denial of reality changes nothing, if you believe it does then you might as well wear a wig and call yourself Susan.

fuckkkkkkkkkkkk

>>520839982
your ID says twathead

>>520840004
did you shit talk his meatballs or fruit wine?

Self-defence idea: Onions.
Attach a string of onions to your belt. When a melanated assailant attempts to enrich you, block his knife slash with an onion. The juices will immediately blind him and subdue him with severe eye pain.
If he has allies lurking in the shadows, they will also succumb.

>>520840240
remember, remember, we need more boatwogs

Brits, did you really leave the EU to become Amerifats?

>>520839982
Hello gorgeous

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1762534450794877.webm

hot ngl

>>520840292
>keep it under 20 stone lads yeah?
fuck's sake

>>520840292
>19.5 stone
big lad business

>>520840404
They're big lads.

>>520840404
>>520840292
>>520840472
hate against biglads is at unprecedented levels

>>520840404
To be fair they probably need the extra blubber working out there.

>>520840561
Lose weight.

>>520840241
niggers aren't vampires, lad.

>>520840099
Told him he’s a race traitor for marrying a spic

>>520840292
See the windows on the heli?
You have to be able to get through them underwater with survival gear on for offshore certs.

>>520840577
Ate like a fucking horse when i were doing it. The yanks was all fat bastards tho. Norski rigs were the best, birds, saunas, cinema etc. Theyre proper fucking weirdos tho.

>>520840292
Big lads float. They don't need to be winched. You can just land on one with an oar and paddle him to shore.

>>520840727
>dunker drills
Not fun.

>>520840636
actually used to buy onions from a french bloke on a bicycle up until the noughties in London, this was a normal thing back in the day

>>520840845
Did he wear a striped shirt and a beret and cycle while saying "hon hon hon" and smoking a cigarette?

>>520840067
Take your hormones Susan, you're delusional.

Corr work Christmas party next month

>>520840849
They just need to kick up a fuss about the company bodyshaming them. Use their own tactics against them.

>>520840849
With cost of living going up endlessly, they basically are.

>>520840727
No you fucking dont. The doors blow off. In the training they have a helicooter body and they roll it over in a dive tank. You hang upside down and go out in order.

Even if that was the case youre wearing an immersion suit, no cunt would fit.

>>520835545 (OP)
I see Good Morning Britain is suggesting banning politician effigies now that Lewes have burnt one of Keir Starmer!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_L1_Pzd3Xk

>>520840999
U wot mon pot?

>>520841023
any female bosses you can chat up then take pictures of their tits for leverage?

Roman woman during Hannibal: We and we alone will save the republic! (they did!)

Bong woman today: Racism is worse than rape.
Identity is racism.


what went so wrong?

>>520841114
Depends on the aircraft.

>>520841239
Sorry, make that 2 burned effigies of the PM

>>520841114
Guy who I was working with told me he had to this.
I don't work offshore - but am in oil industry

>>520841239
WEW

Chairman Keir has got RICU tasking these talking points. Like Xi and that winny-the-pooh meme

>>520841239
Boris burning would have been perfectly acceptable though right?

>>520840999
pretty much, he didn't wear the breton but he had the beret and his accent was hilarious

>>520841239
Yes. Burn them for real.

>>520836932
>try to get me go to jeeehad I say nooo noo no

>>520841404
>RICU
They seemed perfectly happy when Trump, Nigel Farage, Boris, Liz Truss, David Cameron etc. effigies were being burned. What has changed?

>>520841508
Yes theyve burned Bojo, Trump, Putin and Nige in the past but havent said a word

https://xcancel.com/DavidLammy/status/1986172990212464903#m
>Proud to be the first Black person to answer at Prime Minister’s Questions
oh god he's black he's black he's black he's black he's black he's black he's black he's black

>>520841293
>>520841387
Having said that it were 30 odd years ago i did my last training. Just had a look at some huet stuff and they do use the windows now. So i were talking out my arse.

>>520841383
Bet there's been more than 2. For Britain did one also.
>>520841716
No need to burn Nige, who the fuck would even go to that?

>>520840288
yes but unironically. The social unrest needs to reach critical mass before action is taken

>>520841932
No worries m8 - i wasn't 100% myself.
He did tell me you have to allow for the doors getting jammed

>>520841761
Is he? Hasn't Diane Abbot done that before? Or one of the tory niggers?

start hiding pie crusts under your foreskins

>NEW: The police are currently hunting 4 more prisoners after being “released in error”

https://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1986855414852358582

>>520842118
It's all going a bit pear-shaped.

>>520842118
Good Lord

>>520842118
Telegraph have good cartoon today on this

>>520842118
Have they got Frank Spencer running the bloody prisons or something?

what a lovely nap i had

>>520842204
The Lammy effect.
Everything that fucking incompetent rape-ape touches goes Pete Tong.

>>520842319
Worse, David Lammy

>>520842118
abdul thinks he's too good to shag our homegrown female wardens? absolute shambles, national shame

>>520842118
It's looking suspicious... I'm starting to speculate that Lammy is getting kickbacks for giving them a few days freedom. I distrust the man so much I find this personally believable after that dodgy taxi business.

>>520842269
This fucker don't miss

>>520842118
>in error

>>520842385
>we need a distraction from the latest distraction

>>520842118
Fool me once, etc

Remember when that Frankie lass on eastenders got with her stepson? Corr. A wonder no lad has made AI porn of them yet.

>>520842366
Some Muggers Do 'Ave 'Em

Made some more Apu OC lads.

>>520842505
They'll have to let out 8 prisoners to distract from this.

>>520842539
kek

>>520842556
drop it lad

>>520842118
Didn't starmer want an early release for prisoners? What's the problem?

>>520842556
That's not OC, that's old. Apu with bananaphone has been out for ages.

>>520841239
GMB also clipped out the "100 In, 1 Out" balloon

>>520842066
https://xcancel.com/meIisactu/status/1986190067895808010#m
>When I worked in public affairs I went to 4 Labour aligned dinners in 2 months and Lammy spoke at all 4 dinners and did the exact same speech where he’d go ‘I know what you’re all thinking! A black foreign secretary? This isn’t The Diplomat!’ which is a show with a black FS that I think literally only he has seen but he referenced it like it was fucking west wing. 4 times.
>Also he’d literally been preceded by ….the first black foreign secretary
I like this fun little story

>>520842505
"distactionmaxxing"

>>520842644
Where is this? Looks good.

>>520842118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

>>520842605
>drop it lad
Here it is.
I think his eyes are a bit weird.

>>520842778
Lewes bonfire night celebrations. its very popular

There'll be so many distractions, you won't know what you're being distracted from or being distracted by.

>>520842778
Lewes in Cornwall

Any Cromwell experts in?

>>520842867
Apu's on E.

>>520839907
Just as every noun is now a verb, and vice versa.

>>520842890
I'm entirely wrong
Lewes is in Sussex
fml

>>520842778
>>520842890
Lewes in East Sussex

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15264111/keir-starmer-effigy-bonfire-night.html

>>520842867
The little lad is off his head.

>>520842867
>>520842953
It's Friday for sure

comfy friday evening /f1/ sprint qualifying just starting

>>520843085
Alri josh la
Who we rooting for?

>>520842991
Yeah I thought of Looe

>>520836932
Forrenzzz out now.
No voting. Just demand it over and over. Make it happen. Meme it into reality. Stop letting 77th convince you there is no hope.

>>520842953
>>520843002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFJdUJg4wOk

>>520843002
I know what he's been up to.

>>520840292
Start investing in Big Lad winching equipment

>>520842118
I think it was said recently that over 100 criminals per year have been released in error over the last few years. It's just we don't normally hear about it. But now Murdoch and his ilk have decided they want to amplify the issue in order to boost support for a Reform government who would take from the poor and give to the rich.

>>520842953
Apu on a fucking pill (a pill)
Shadypies is in the fucking area

>>520843214
SEND 'EM BACK

>>520843363
Finally, the poor have been fucking up the country for generations, they fucking love wogs, glad thats coming to an end.

>>520837259
Neema Parvini

>>520843363
and this probably excludes recent events

henlo frens, got a new laptop today
what should I do with it?

>>520843363
There's a few comments on that theorising this is to push digi ID and face recognish.
Maybe they're onto something. Stsrmer might be planning to get us to beg for ID.
Which will help catch runaway criminals because... they will have their ID on them for some reason... and they will show it to the first copper they see?
Hmm.

>>520840849
have you finished your TPS reports?

>>520843529
Install Linux, windows is fucking dead, im moving over shortly.

>>520835630
imagine the seething rage if he ever got with a paki bird

>>520843529
You've got to toughen him up.
Dodgy porn sites, dark web - that kind of stuff.

>>520843529
Wife up Haley of course

>>520841383
>should we stop the effigies
yes. the real one should be hanged, his family assets seized and redistributed to the people whom he takes more than his fair share from. isnt that what the fabians wanted?

>>520843660
Political marriage to finally unite the two factions and bring about peace.
A union, between pakis and jews.

>>520843529
start downloading apus

>>520843716
*Penny

>>520836132
another sideways pussy enjoyer

https://youtu.be/kw9Z9ZSEHQQGgRwxL7o9ODIoh_C

>>520843529
Stick it up your flipping derriere you stupid prat!

>>520835630
Shalommy Robinson.

>>520843954
Oh yes - but not these dodgy bar sluts

>>520837259
Owain glyndor

>>520843954
Dodgy URL that

>>520835630
why is it impossible to find a political part or movement that isn't infiltrated by kikery

For me it's black people in London talking about gentrification as if it's ethnic cleansing of niggers.

>>520842644
No ukrainian rent boy? Oh wait, theyd be lighting the fire..

>>520837859
All Labour had to do is tackle immigration and they did the opposite.
What do you think your party will do about immigration?

>>520844136
Because if you bet on every side you will always win.

>>520837859
>voting

>>520844301
They are malding about Brixton .. warms the kekkles of me heart it does

I apologize for my shocking behaviour, I ate too many sweets and went temporarily berserk. It won't happen again.

>>520843961
yeah whatever ya flippin eejit
i can't believe i ever called you a fren!

>>520844321
Make the country so shit immigrants don't want to come here (challenge: impossible)

>>520844507
>apologize
fucking americanised cunt

i wish i acquired a death note

i would kill everyone before prince andrew in british line of succession

>>520835545 (OP)
>Brit/pol/
I don't bake once and its already descended into a shit hole ffs

>>520843529
start speculating online

Mohammed Azim (41)has been charged with the murder of Lily Whitehouse aged 19, she was found with serious injuries in Park Street,Oldbury (Sandwell) at around 9.50pm on Bonfire night 5.11.25. Despite the best efforts of paramedics, she was sadly pronounced dead at the scene.

>>520844654
>write "mohammed"
>demon shows up
>"which one, mate?"
>"get started, I'll tell you when you've got him"

>>520841716
What pisses me off is that these leftist cunts keep blaming farage for the riots and not the stinking nigger who murdered children.
When they eventually get shanked like those london tossers on the train they might feel.differently

>>520843529
specs?

alri la
am back

why are priests so bad at racing? because they always come in a little behind

I have never belonged in the world

>install ram
>horrid gay wavey LEDs
>openrgb -d DRAM --mode off
Better.

>>520845200
Finally… The Josh has come back to Brit/pol/

>>520837404
What did he do?
I noticed he’s no longer on lotus eaters.

Well that's a threadkiller

phwoar i am well resilient

>>520845324
>>install ram
rookie mistake

Evening gentlemen

Only a few hrs until the spastics start posting fkn kats

>>520845642
https://www.youtube.com/live/ZjmGydpfPOw

Srsly, how do I get a wife like pic related?

mad that UKIP got over half a million votes in the 2019 MEP elections
also mad that CUK also did

both still got 0 seats though
still it's interesting

>>520842984
Call yourself English?

>>520845411
kek
alri la

>>520845888
Give the trips back. Those aren’t for you.

>>520845844
miss a meal
brush yer tooth
go outside when its sunny

Radical centrists are the problem

>>520845844
Find a genie who’s a real cunt.

Dannys smashed up his babymums windows when he was drunk and has fallen in love with a prostitute in rio and his brother, a jungle mc is calling him out

>>520845834
Who u callin plastic?

>>520845948
Seems too easy

>>520845225
Be in this world but not of this world.

>>520846100
>>520840004

I miss las malvinas anon

>>520846003
> no tape

>>520845936
ffs
can't have anything nice these days

>>520845844
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2wxd278n7o

>>520845225
become a big fucking problem

>>520845200
hmm

>>520840004
>>520840706
one day you walk into a thread and never walk out again

>>520845047
Leftism is about woman over man, faggot over normal, and non-white over white (including foreigner over native, and islamist over everyone as they’re the most hostile foreigners).

There’s no conceivable event or series of events that could convince a leftist of the wrongdoing of any woman, wog, or faggot.

>>520846286
No, we can’t. Your imports shat all over my second city last night.

>>520845834
Less than you think - we're an hour ahead

>>520846381
Sexy looking dog there mate.

>>520845857
>CUK

>>520845948
>brush yer tooth
got me

>>520846384
Actually the real reason was because he went on a rant about Mamdani and I told him he should whack that muslim piece of shit, just like Gotti tried to with the other mayoral candidate in the 90s

I should have stuck to the code of omerta and it’s on me

Just tell me how to get a wife like this

>>520846230
What’s the meaning of this face she’s pulling?

>>520846671
>driving in flip flops

>>520846733
fart had lumps in it

>>520846506
evening jockmong lad

>>520835545 (OP)
I've spent most of the day sharpening my knives.

>>520843954
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bmSH7PZduYw

Is gumtree safe or am I likely to get gangraped in the walk-in freezer of an online balti house

>>520846929
Bellend.

>>520836132
Get those feminine penises sucked, François!

>>520846671
skank needs to be dick slapped ASAP

>>520846901
*queef
The lumps were the bits the abortionists hoover missed.

>>520846958
You a collector?

>>520846671
>>520846867
Shouldn't the car be on the road and her on the pavement?

>>520847053
This island was Mudslime - not sharia, but queers were definitely frowned on

>>520846574
*CUK: TIG

what is a "bike nonce" am I a bike nonce?

>>520844393
>They are malding about Brixton .. warms the kekkles of me heart it does
lmao

>>520847247
how old's your bike?

>>520847290
how old's your mum?

grim

>>520847456
Absolutely killed me. Kek.

>>520847405
She met The Beatles - when they were 'The Beatles'

>>520847247
Sometimes kids make up imaginary friends, for the mentally ill this can continue into adulthood.

>>520847675
adults just call it a tulpa

>>520847565
rabbit was into them when they were called The Quarrymen

>>520847508
I reckon there’s headway to be made by taking abortion footage (the fucking horrible stuff) and then putting it through an AI ghibli/pixar filter.
That way you won’t get 90% of people look away as soon as they realise what they’re looking at, and perhaps also have better chances of spreading it further, avoiding restrictions?

That said, if abortion is keeping the number of niggers born every year down then I change my mind and I’m fully in favour of it. Priorities.

>>520847553
was that you yesterday? did you see me reply to when you thought I was the canuck?

>>520847778
not that old, but getting there

>>520847828
im pro abortion for the global majority

>>520847867
Not me bud, wasn’t on.

>>520847169
Mudslime SEA. Indonesia?

time for a drink

>>520847974
that guy's dead now
you barely have any time to do anything decent in this gay life. Publish some shitty book and then that's your lot

>>520848065
have one on me boss

>>520848162
new thread
>>520848162
new thread
>>520848162
new thread

>>520847944
oh right I just said I saw your apology and said it wasn't necessary because I thought your joke was funny kek

>>520847828
If blacks were aware of sterilisation, most would sign up for it.
No mo babby no mo trubble.

>>520848168
Probably got eaten by termites.

>>520835545 (OP)
thank you based baker anon for I have stolen thy links

>>520848162

I KILLED THE THREAD.

>>520847918
Correct position

>>520848604
Mate. What are you doing?

I KILLED THE THREAD!

>>520848777
Nice trips