Thread 18048890

Mighty MILF Bliss Edition
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>>18048890 (OP)
I want to be her toilet.

Asuka coming back with no fan fare is crazy. I think her schizo tweets scared off management or something

asuka bros...

>>18048890 (OP)
The way the brand split currently works is perfect. There's definitely a different roster between shows but wrestlers from the other brand can appear if it's neccessary storywise.

>>18048928
You are right. Good analysis

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Asuka seems to have lost all of her aura, as much as I hate using that word for wrestlers.

Milfsuka

Alexa needs to get back in the fucking gym. She looks like an unathletic little girl now

Bliss bros...

These bitches are washed

Asuka vs Jade Cargill will certainly be... something.

grim.

Wtf happened?
Why did Bliss hesitate that movement??
That didn't looked planned

there isnt an ounce of muscle on alexa anymore

Asuka bros we are so back

I wanna lick the baby oil off of Michin's fat tits.

i started watching in 2023 apparently these two are high card but their wrestling isn't that good from what i'm looking compared to the newbies

>>18048979
>>18049076
Imagine her soft MILF body, complete with stretch marks.

Jade cant cut a good promo to save her life

Aleister is the most dimeless fucker on the roster.

God damn, the thread is dead.

>>18049114
It was good enough and I'm still going to goon to her

>>18049154
internet is down for most of the globe ever since the nukes started flying

Isn't this the guy who cried over blacks

>>18049114
her promo with byron was one of her cleanest so far, you're just a racist

FADE TO NAP

I still don't get Buddy's friend's gimmick

Why is this match happening

the eepytaker

>THIS MAN IS NOT REMOTELY GOOD
>THIS MAN IS NOT REMOTELY OVER
>I DRAG THE RATINGS THROUGH THE MUD
>CAUSE I'M A FUCKING GAY POSER

Bruh Alister gets a match EVERY WEEK

WHY?

Ron says:
>FUCK THIS GAY SHIT
>FUCK THAT DIMESTORE UNDERTAKER
>MY TURN FOR A MATCH
Based.

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Rtruth saving us from the most dimeless match, did they release miz and melo? why aleister was gonna fight the british guy?

BASED RON

Kek based schizo gimmick

What the fuck was the point of that?

>>18049150
Worst fucking wrestler in sports entertainment today. He's as over as mordacai

>Schizo heel Truth
based

>>18049204
Melo wrestled last week. I think Miz is off doing American Gladiators shit (or possibly golf shit).

Why are they deadnaming Ron?

>>18049204
Kit is the Michaels of Pretty Deadly

Why was that match even booked in the first place

>>18049154
There's another gamethread

>>18049159
>>18049169
what was the memorable part?

>>18049083
>>18049083
>>18049083

>>18049249
can you fuck off

>>18049219
Selling the idea that Ron is out of control and dangeous. Has to make the audience forget the comedian.

>>18049238
pretty deadly is entertaining, but kitt vs aleister is a dimeless match with no heat

>>18049258
Sorry, I meant having the entrance and everything. I guess it works but they could have just had that backstage or something.

I don't care what you think.
That match will be hilarious

Am I going crazy or does that Jurassic World movie look kind of good?

>>18049249
Post this again after another 250 or so replies.

>>18049258
every time ron does something it just make me ask what happened with the funny guy? wwe fumbled rtruth return

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>>18049246
Seeing her sexy mouth open and close

>>18049279
maybe if you look past the dinosaurs being fake monsters instead of real dinosaurs
maybe

I'm gonna go play Fortnite and buy chun li this is boring

Who's only staying for hit comedy show Resident Alien?

I thought Gronk was Ospreay

Buddy is shopping with Rhea while his friend gets humiliated. Sad.

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>>18049194
Unironically pretty based

>Liv Morgan will miss SummerSlam in New Jersey.
That legitimately makes me sad.

>>18049326
Yeah that sucks. Liv is awesome and it was such a dumb injury.

>...Black.
What did they mean by this?

>>18049326
Should’ve dropped another nuke on Japan.

Aleister is still just a dork backstage?

>Black.
kek truth is still funny

Lmfao alister and the pretty deadly guy just got big timed

>Chelsea jobbing to Charles
GRIM

>RON
>BLACK
LMAO HUGE POP

Damien priest? Why

Triple H really forcing Damien and Alister down our throat

W H O A
H
O
A

I miss Malakai.

is the rest of the card just garbage? sami zzzain vs randy and shit matches?

>Knight vs Sneed
Kek they can't have Knight look awesome. He has to job immediately

>1 hour
>1 match
>Yeetslop
Yeah, I shoulda skipped this

>>18049373
Depends on if you find Charlotte vs Chelsea and YEAH vs SNEED to be worth a shit.

UCE OUT POPPING CODSTER

Jay picked a good one tonight

YAAAAAAHHOOOOOOOOO

>>18049395
What do you mean by this

Its just me Uce!

being in the crowd for a yeetman entrance hits different

>>18048928
Supershows should just return

What happens on day 2? Is it still just him uce?

I'd like to get a seat around that stairs and just stay seated when yeet comes out

Cody's got a fucking dumper

ITS JUST ME OOPS!

IT'S PLUSH ME, UCE
DAY ONE BUY
IT'S PLUSH ME, UCE
DAY ONE BUY
IT'S PLUSH ME, UCE
DAY ONE BUY
IT'S PLUSH ME, UCE
DAY ONE BUY

good call with the mask. all those people in one room sharing the same air, it could kill you

>>18049403
cringe and no

These two are only good together in after show press conferences
I never want to see them in ring on the mic together

wade is better than pat there i said it

>>18049400
theyre probably priced higher

Next thread is #4 and can we please stick to the formatting? It makes it much easier to search the archive.

>>18049391
He does every week. He’s the most over guy in the company.

>>18049238
wrong prince is the michaels

>>18049409
Tegan Nox is back!

Modern WWE is just fucking entrances wtf

>>18049405
No-selling the Yeetster would be funny as fuck ngl

>>18049385
those would be good matches if there were stakes

>>18049409
Spoiler: it's Tegen Nox and she's interfering in the Charlotte and Chelsea match.

too much time being wasted on intros and commercials

i thought yeetman wasn't over?

>>18049413
I am still mad that when Pat Michael Cole fought Gunther that Wade didn't come in and help them. It would have been so perfect

Jey jut big timed Cody…

>>18049421
what the fuck is this
why is there hot sauce over that guys face

This shit is so fucking retarded

>5 minutes of entrances
>For a promo

i can't wait for smackdown to go back to 2 hours holy fuck

excellent match so far

>>18049426
Welcome to the TKO era

>>18049413
graves is better than pat

>>18049413
Not exactly an unpopular opinion anywhere

Cody is a little cuckboy

>we could fill the next 2 hrs with this
Give it fucking time, Wade, and they will. They don't even care about ptomos, much less rasslin.
I thought Grand Rapids was the Midwest MAGAt Capitol. Are these out-of-towners?

They should book a show and have the main event just be Jey yeeting the entire time.

Cody is absolutely annoyed

>>18049432
it's a bit out of context, kenny was in a pie eating contest

this is what WWE is, just some fucking theme chanting event

I feel like I'm losing my mind
Wtf is this shit

>>18049446
yeah it's like looking in the mirror for him

Yeah I yeeted and I don't care who knows it

>1 bong 3 bings in
>1 match

LMFAO CODY IS SILENTLY SEETHING

>>18049426
HHH can't book a 3 hour show and it shows

>>18049446
Bro look like he boutta shoot himself in every single one of these segments

AND THERE'S THE RESPECT

I want to see buddy’s friend vs cody again.

4 lettas
1 worrd
UH UH
SHIT

Just got here, what did I miss

>>18049450
there are 6 more matches announced for tonight, stop being disingenuous

Please bury this fucking shitter, Cody.

4 LETTERS
ONE WORD
UGH UGH
FEET

kino
im yeeting from my wheelchair

Thank God this show is going back to 2 hours

>>18049448
She cute

>>18049447
fucking KEK that pic

Cody heel turn incoming?

>>18049463
shoot what are they?
ron vs john
chelsea vs charles
sneed vs knight
what else?

I know Cody internally is like "this fucking clown"

This shit is boring. Check it out, I got Legion.

5 lettas
1 worrd
UH UH
SNEED

>>18049448
Personal trainers need to get a hold of that yeet song
even the obese will yeet
that's how i get my cardio in every week

Jey is legit gassed from just his entrance

>>18049456
Road Dogg books smack

How many minutes of actual wrestling so far?

Why should I like Sami Zayn? Is his whole gimmick just faggot redditor?

Is Cody just not gonna say anything here?

this show is kinda schizo

how can this get any worse

>>18049475
sami vs randy

I was joking

>cody
>jey
>sami
Goodnight yall

>>18049479
11 LETTERS
2 WORDS
UH UH
FUCK NIGGERS

sami winning kotr

Thank you Wade I'm tired of this ASSyrian dog

>>18048955
Bliss shied away from taking the full impact of Asuka's butt. However I would stay in the proverbial batters box and take it square in the face.

>>18049482
Too much coconut milk

Imagine paying four figures for the privilege of watching this dreck live

i hate sami zayn and jey uso
cody is only ok, i don't like or hate him

Worst smackdown of the year

>>18049491
>>18049493
Why did you do this to us?

>>18049469
Whether you're talking about the kid or the fatass mashed tater gobblers, something fucked up about you

>>18049487
Dont forget virtue signalling basedboy cuck

>I'm the Janetty?
Yes, Sami

THIS BUSINESS

why people like sami? i started watching again this year and he is just an insufferable fag

Sami thinking he has a story is pitiful

Thank God it's going back to two hours

Is Sami seething that Iran stole the Palestinians spotlight?

DESTROY HIM RANDAL

Please for the love of God can Sami just be funny again

This is why I turned on Sami.
Too much of these identical rah rah speeches with the same cadence that say nothing.

>>18049410
Keyed and yes

>randy
we're lucky kevin owens is out of commission

>its time for me to finish my story!!!
>I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD
that doesnt work for me brother

stop huffing and puffing into the mic bum

>>18049505
What's fucked up about a cute little girl?

COME ON RANDY KICK HIS HEAD IN

>IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIG


anyone else catch that?

>4 faces
Sami turning in the finals fo sho

>>18049509
Because of his ROH run. In modern wrestling, having bangers in tge past makes you a made man.

Sami's never won it?
What?
Really?

the singalong shit is so god damn gay
fuck europe for starting this shit

>2 hours of entrances
Yeah I'm out this is ridiculous

Based Snek

Based Nutella-eating Randy

>>18049458

He's been seething since Jey's entrance went over his.

Did we really need 5+ minutes of intros for people who aren't even in the match.

Was this meant to open the show?

are we in Europe again? It's been nothing but 30 minutes of intros

>>18049530
Agreed. Modern WWE is so gay

>>18049519
>Those hip bones

>>18049474
Eve sex!

>>18049524
Saying 'cute lil girl' on 4chan is.

no way orton will lose here

ngl I had no idea there were so many faces rn
faces that get actually cheered at that

Why are these promos interrupting my theme song karaoke?

>>18049534
I love my sociopathic QB1

>>18049529
Yeah man. Vince was never gonna put his beloved strap on that skinny no-tan-having geek. The Nose will likely do it one day.

3 LETTERS
ONE MOVE

randy killing em tonight

Randy's a god

Even the wrestlers know CM Punk isn't winning at Night of Champions. Humiliation Ritual

ARE GAY
OOOOOOOHHH

>>18049549
STF FUCK YEAH

holy fucking filler

Next intro please

I can’t fit buddy in this segment. Sorry guys.

Needed CM Punk to come out so they could play his theme

I went to do laundry, did anything happen?

Cody got Aleister Black'd

>advertised as a cody segment
>he didn't say a word
KEK

why the fuck did we need uce and cody out here?

It's crazy how long Orton's been around and how much success he's had
His aura off the charts

>>18049534
that and you can tell that getting booed vs heel cena is genuinely getting to him

Cody pissed someone off?

>>18049519
>Anon who hates fatties posts pics that fatties hoard

It's gonna suck when old man Randal retires.

>>18049560
Absolutely nothing ever happens.

Orton spent more time walking to the ring than on the mic

>>18049569
me for having such a shit theme
BRING BACK SMOKE & MIRRORS

they should have cody, punk, sami, jey, orton, and la knight come out and just say nice things about each other for a half hour!!! all the faces are just bffs for life

>>18049484
on the shitter

If Teddy was here...

>>18049533
If that shit had come out when Vince was booking when would have had Randy wrestling somebody in a Nutella filled swimming pool.

Every week I'm all like, "this card looks like shit, should I even watch"
And then I'm all like "well, something unexpected might happen, and the main event looks kinda interesting"
And then at 9:30 I'm just like "this is fucking shit I shoulda played vidya"

I think lll stick to raw from now on

>>18049576
I actually laughed out loud

Oh I got it.
Buddys friend is married to a latina just like Randy is. YES.

Anyone tried Mr Clean Magic Eraser?

>>18049563
They better use this as a catalyst to turn him heel

>>18048890 (OP)
bakedlive is locked and you have to pay for a password lol wtf how is this legal? that isnt a grey area, thats a jew area.

its also on here same type of site they crazy at baked wtf they charging for? just to get banned?
https://www.psp-tv.com/r/CozyTube

>>18049519
Sexo in this thread and she looks like prime stephanie mac

I think WWE have given up on 2025 being a good year for them so they're just coasting until 2026 where they can start over again

>>18049570
I'm more of a GOATis enjoyer

>>18049593
Yeah, they're great. Works really well on scuffs and shit.

>>18049593
Yeah they are based. Just bought a pack today because I'm moving.

You guys remember that one promo that Aleister Black cut during his first solo rim? He'd always be in this dark room and he'd always be begging for competition or whatever. Then one day, in the background you could hear a door opening and Black smiles. Did that ever fucking lead to anything?

>>18049593
They’re pretty handy

There is a summer cold going around NA rigth now. A guy at work lost his voice for 3 days this week. Maybe Codys got that? God knows how many airports they go through a year.

>>18049574
randy said recently he has another 10 years in him

Cody added nothing to that promo...

>>18049602
>>18049603
>>18049605
Thanks bros

for some reason my netflex stream is in 480p I can't seem to increase the quality

>>18049595
we got a newfag here

KWAB iwc turning on seth's faction
hhh can't stop fumbling

>>18049583
>Phil, man I love you. When you came back at Survivor Series and stole the thunder of my return, I was so happy to see you again. We go way back. I remember the first time you gave me a GTS, I nearly had an orgasm. I knew how excellent you would be in this business.
>Randy… that means a lot. But you are the true one and only A+ Player. Thw only guy nearly as good as you is our good friend Cody here.
>Guys… I’m only here because I have great friends like you cheering me on. Without you, I am nothing. That being said… we all know four letters!! ONE WORD

i started watching last year so didn't grow up watching all these guys and have 0 nostalgia for all the old fossil wrestlers and don't like most of them
but i like randy a lot i'm always rooting for him

>>18049611
It's supposed to automatically adjust to the best possible quality. How's your Internet doing overall?

>>18049595
>pirate stream
>legal

>>18049615
Who the fuck cares?

>>18049615
Well they're supposed to be heels in the first place

remember that Sami has hobo magic powers, he can beat literally anyone at any time if he hulks up

>>18049608
the world doesn't have 10 years

Bros Seth Rollins just hit a pedigree on Solo Sikoa, how far back is my stream

PEOPLE WERE GOING TO DIE!!!!

i will never root for sami zayn

>>18049610
Fourth'd by me. I just deep cleaned my laundry room and those things got all the mold and mildrew scrubbed away with nothing but hot water. I will probably get those ones with the cleaner in them for bathrooms.

>>18049618
I honestly don't know how people can get into wrestling in adulthood. To never go thru your mark phase as a kid, I just can't fathom that thought. It adds so much to the experience.

>>18049629
brother you're 3 hours behind

>>18049621
oh that must be it

CROWD IS HOT

new supes looks onions

>>18049635
I really wanna watch it even though it looks like utter trash, because I want to see how bad it can get.

SETH ROLLINS JUST TURNED ON ROMAN REIGNS

>>18049648
he is a jew so yeah

>>18049617
kino

>>18049595
erm,
just make a baked account?
https://baked.live/register
use adblockers to avoid the scam and the 'chat'

>>18049643
They used to have an option to choose the quality but I think that's been gone for awhile.

randy is a monster

>>18049638
My mom got talked into going to a local indie show at a bar by a bunch of her friends and she became hooked on it. Goes every month and buys the premium cam side seats so she can wave to her friends at home who are watching the livestreams.

>>18049637
Thanks anon, looks like I'm getting it for my toilet too

is sneed vs yeah the main event? or are they adding something else

>>18049651
Could it get than this?
So long ago, when I came across this, I thought Corbin was trying to rib Gonzaga fans

>>18049617
Faces circle jerking each other is over with en

>>18049669
i assume ron vs cena is the main event

Randy really does look jacked, baby.

>LFG already coming back
>down to an hour long and at a later time
Weird

what makes his thunderbomb blue?

>>18049670
*get worse than this

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>>18049595
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF RETARD, THE ONLY LEGIT /PW/ STREAM IS SKRIMP -- STREAMS >>18049682

>>18049667
based mom

god damn the samster is very athletic

An actual crown? HOLY FUCKING BASEDOLA

>>18049677
oh i forgot about that shit match

>>18049689
I miss Milfy Charlotte, God how i hate what she is now.

>>18049667
ur mom is based bro tell her i said so

SHRIMP - STREAM BEST STREAM

>>18049682
>>18049688
Fuck off

I havent touched a titty in 7 years

Actually good match

was sami speaking at the end ther?

>>18049696
they dont get to keep them. they'll be on display like the belts last year.. in saudi arabia

NEXT
>>18049704
>>18049704
>>18049704

>>18049702
>Milfy Charlotte
That's Nick Wayne's mom, dude

BASED RANDY

>>18049714
Thanks