Chun 'ri edition

(The Captain teams up with Asuka in an attempt to win the tag titles at Evolution. Will they succeed or will Asuka turn on arrrr fearless leader? Nobody knows but we do know that Kairi is CUTE and dangerously SEXO as we await the next chapter in the Captain's log)

Previous: >>18201514

Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

>>18235162 (OP)
Kairi is cute

>>18235162 (OP)
based

>>18235162 (OP)
Kek what a terrible wrestler

>>18235199
Yeah Bliss is a shitter

>>18235207
Cope

>>18235162 (OP)
sexy

I am told that Kairi wrestled Ruca on Smackdown? Is this correct information?

>>18235371
it was a fatal foursome

>>18235371
yea...kinda disappointed she didn't injure anyone

>>18235199
if you think this was a botch you are retarded.

>>18235162 (OP)
Kairi has a thigh tattoo?

>>18235199
Livjeets everyone, they hate kairi and bliss for being better than their talentless and dimeless hooters hoe

>>18237367
Bliss is based, Kairi is the worst wrestler in WWE.

>>18236040
Cute

>>18237459
sure livjeet

new /Kabuki/
>>18238370

I want to spray my cum all over Kairi's cute face.

>>18238455
And I want to lick it all off her.

>>18237322
yeah of cheese

>wheels be sliding

>>18235229
I love 'ri expressions

SUNDAY Night 'ri is here

>>18236040
Kairi's hat

>>18238455
The Captain is CUTE

'ri is ready for kicking some ass

SEXO Hojo

What do they do if Kairi loses? just aimless bullshit like last year?

>>18241192
My wife and her best friend

Time for Sunday Night 'ri!!!!

GO 'ri GO Kabukis

>>18242031
based, piss break potato theater first

>>18242139
Hopefully Bayree goes over or has them titties out

>>18242174
it's so frustrating when they have steph and roxy and kairi and they waste the belt on becko shit

Potato retained, potato theater will last until summer slam at least, no belt solo belt for 'ri or steph

Kairi next

Kairi poppins is back

Let's goooooooooooo

KAIRI IS LIFE, Enjoy yourself lads

Damn chuck is over tonight

We didn't win but we didn't lose either

That match fucking rocked. That fucking bomb at the end on sol looked great
>>18244048
Kairi won, now JD is going to feud with Kairi

>>18244265
Goofy players
Evolution is Kino so far btw

>>18244265
Who was this during, Sol or Bliss?

Bumping with 'ri pantsu

>>18244265
>when you out dance the clown empress of boogey
KAIRI is really stepping it up

JD retaining is probably like the second or third best result for that match. especially since they are running gay ass potato theater through summer slam. Kairi's going to feud with Raquel and Roxy for hurting Liv

>>18244546
Sol i think

>>18244588
lol based surfer 'ri

>>18244265
>>18244562
>>18241764
Long live the Kabuki jive

>>18244557

>>18243652
What's with Roxie clubbing Kairi in the back during her celebration? Very unsportsmanlike.

>>18245974
Roxy is a sneaky mexican

>>18245846
Oh more kitty 'ri
Very based anon
Also i love evolution

>>18245701
'ri's tummy

What a great ple lads

>>18248316
it was. totally mogged the shit out of small in

I love you lads and thanks for Kairi posting with me

>>18248860
Do you think IYO is going to join in the JD feud or will it just be Asuka? Tex and Mex just retained so I assume they are going to now try to kick the shit out of 'ri for injuring Liv

>>18248860
right back at ya buddy

Let's take a moment to thank LA Knight. Without him RAW would be back to back to back dimeless Seff, naomi and potato theater shit for like 90% of the episode's run time

>>18248957
I want a JD-kabuki feud and maybe a little of iyo+rhea intervention (they have a great chemistry) Rhea also loves 'ri btw
>>18249020
Based

>>18249120
Beyond aura

>>18249162
lol 'ri was mad

>>18249179
That spank looks really hard on 'ri cute tushy

>>18249188
must have hurt, she really seemed mad compared to when IYO gets spanked

>>18249280
Kino and based evolution posting chad

>>18249392
I [spoiler]pirated[/spoiler] it from kabuki

>>18249404
'ri can have my soul

'ri-IYO-Asuka reunion tomorrow?

>>18249567
I don't think so, unless it's a back stage segment just because there is no third girl for JD. Roxy and Raquel are going to jump Kairi

>>18249162
>casually slaps out captain's ass...not gently either
kek Kairi's butt must be avenged!

>>18249139
where do the pics on the bottom come from?

See ya tomorrow on Monday Night 'ri lads

>>18249404
nice spoiler tags newfag

forgot the link
https://x.com/KAIRI_official/status/1944618984193606104

>>18249670
a camera
>>18249674
I know, I just don't care

>>18249687
>>18249681
based, thanks

>>18249736
from which shoot?

This one

>>18249798
Might be believable if Kairi wasn't booba-mogging Iyo so bad

>>18250200
that's a push-up bra, brah

>>18249798
>>18250200
Bizarro Booba-verse Kairi and Io Shirai backstage at an Idol show

>>18250305
cute!

Kairi's with Asuka right?

There is also a pass the phone vid on nattie's IG and Kairi calls Asuka her favorite person

there are a bunch of kairi vids in natty's reels

>>18250606
Iyo status: destroyed

>>18250598
Asuka San?

>>18250598
>>18250724
yes, the mangled fingers tell the tale

>>18250598
Why is Iyo not having fun at this party? Surely she was invited? Maybe Iyo is doing the filming? WHERE IS IYO?

>>18250813
she's sitting in the corner with her phone

>>18250819
Ohh didn't see her. Iyo on her phone in the corner while the other girls are singing and dancing kek. Classic turbo-autist behavior.

Kai-'ri

more Kairi with baby white

Evolution rocked. Iyo's match was incredible. Kairi and Asuka looked great together. She pulled of a nice 'rana too. Every match was a banger.

>>18249681
'ri armpits

>>18250305
Love anime 'ri
>>18250598
It's great seeing them having fun, also Vaquer wearing a Vaquer t-shirt? Kek

>>18251220
>>18251832
Love Hojo, love this video of her in Mexico
https://youtu.be/MCnEcTvAScc?si=_N7L4d4iE9NEfDqC
If one day I'm in the presence of our Captain i going to speak Spanish to her, and if i remember correctly Dos Caras os the uncle or dad of Albert del Rio kek

>>18251869
Everyone is saying this

More Kino incoming?

>>18249681
Soft, smooth and hairless

>>18250724
yeah, I'm pretty sure

>>18250831
>>18250813
she's in the corner like an autist

>>18251869
yeah it was great
>>18251954
I remember someone saying that they just have like tons of the merch free backstage, might have been maven, so eh free shirt lol

>>18250598
>IYO is wearing her autism pants again
>>18253101
I'm assuming Roxy and Raquel are going to jump her

>>18253101
Literally can't wait for Monday Night 'ri

>>18253572
Poor smoll 'ri
>>18253587
A well deserved after party

The kawai is unreal

>>18253794
lol I think Kairi put this in her ig story

Kairi video
TOP SECRET DO NOT SHARE WITH OR POST IN KABUKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg3RpZ2ykII

>>18254112
I never post in Kabuki since there is somebody in there that always starts freaking out over shit.

>>18254785
one of those fags is like wheels or someone because he got merked recently and a bunch of cuckposting about IYO got deleted in random threads

>>18254824
Lol cuckanon got pwned

>>18254881
it wasn't even like it was a raider either, by the way, like the posts that got deleted from kabuki were mostly normal posts about asuka and pics of asuka.

>last thread got replaced at 250 because the image limit was reached
>this thread has more image posts than nonimage posts
why is Kairi such an image post player?

>>18254992
You know why, the Captain is the most beautiful player out there

>>18235162 (OP)

>>18254992
photogenic player

Go kabuki Go Captain
Joshi chads we eating really good in the first 20 minutes of Raw

The Captain, the Empress & dirty" dom are my favorite gimmick, so the winner of this fight is ME

>>18257244
Also Dom likes this ass Pic in the Captain Instagram, i have a felling that he's a Joshi chad

>>18255148
Most photogenic wrestler

>>18250606
The question I have is why Kairi wasn't at Nattie birthday boat party a few weeks ago? Fresh bikini 'ri content is always welcome and we were deprived of that due to her not being there.

>On the Sirius XM Off the Ropes show he co-hosts with Jonathan Coachman, Mark Henry said he met with Kairi at Evolution to clear the air about everything that happened a couple of years ago regarding statements made about the Damage CTRL vs Naomi, Bianca and Jade match. He wanted to make sure everything was good between them because he's had sleepless nights due to the fallout of his statements and said Kairi wasn't mad and she understands what he was getting at.
Seeing as Kairi has forgiven Mark Henry do we here at /arrr/ feel the same way?

>>18257456
nah, fuck him, he can go eat another shit sandwich

>I'll just start watching late
>first hour is always gay shit
>show starts with IYO, Raquel, Roxy, Asuka and Kairi
every time. Well at least I got to skip through Naomi being dimeless before Rhea's music hit

>>18257456
> I would have punched her in the mouth
nah I didnt forget, MARK

>>18256665
>what a week to start watching late
Kairi was dancing during the commercial and fucked up her umbrella and Asuka laughed at her

>>18257244
based. I like Raq and Rox too
>>18257274
He likes all of IYO's stuff too. Liv also likes all of IYO's stuff

>>18257347
yeah idk why IYO and Kairi weren't there
>>18257456
>the fat black baldman fears the pirate princess

>>18257456
No way. Kairi has to play nice, but we don't. Didn't he say he wanted to knock her head off or something? Fuck him.

>>18257456
Fuck that nigger
>>18258032
Funny af moment

>>18257456
He initially said that because he thought it'd be an easy dunk and brownie points but quickly realized how unhinged he was when people called him out on Biance and other black wrestlers doing the same. Based how Kairi lived in his head rent free since.

>for your bald head, sir
Waller is a joshi chad, so he's Kairi related

>>18259619
Love this Pic

>tfw asuka takes the pin so the Captain can still look strong

>>18260103
Such a nice nee-san

>>18260103
Fancy&SEXO 'ri

>>18258032
Kairi retweeted the clip from some fan.
https://x.com/KAIRI_official/status/1944951476411146593?t=PaO4DxyYNeLJqUy40tdv9A&s=19

Badass Hojo

>>18260508
>
what did she mean by this?

>>18260508
>>18260569
I thought that would work
what did she mean by this?

>>18260508
Carey Sane is funny

LOT of posts just vanished from this thread for some mysterious reason............
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18235162/#18260438

>>18261030
it's either because I insulted a janny or it's because I posted inside a thread BT made that got nuked. either way it was janny being gay. only other option would be if it was because I posted a gun on /k/. there's no real feedback. doesnt really matter

Kairi is so bad. She has go away heat

>>18261030
>more proof this sad schizo cunt is replying to his own posts in this dead as fuck hugbox safespace thread
G R I M
R
I
M

>>18261047
oh I know exactly what happened to (You)
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18260330/

Bumping with Hojo the KILLER

>>18261053
Yeah she's badass

>>18261056
that wasnt my post or thread, troon. I didnt even post in it.

>>18261067
riiiiiight yeah 50 posts of yours just happened to vanish from this thread at the exact moment that schizo fuck got v& and btfo. suuuuuuuuure. coincidence.
you sad fucking loser

>>18261073
it happens all the time, lil sis. the jannies dont come to this board very often, incase you didnt notice
also we both know you are phone posting and ban evading, ya troon

>>18261058
Kairi 'The Hired Gun' Hojo.

reposting it because kabukischizo gets caught for ban evading and has his webm deleted

Everyone bullied (You)
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18260330/
And you failed to get your schizo headcanon over at all
KWAB

>>18261108
I'm not kabuki schizo

>>18261123
wasnt my thread. didnt even post in it, fag

>>18261108
>made his failed headcanon thread he got bullied out of with an Asuka OP to "frame" his kabukischizo boogeyman he impotently rages about ITT to 0 audience but your own replies.
You're so mentally ill
What a waste of life you are.

>>18261130
you sure are one mad tranni boi.

I just like postin' 'ri's. Only ever been banned for posting lewds in SFW boards. I don't understand the drama that often happens here and don't really care anyway.

>>18261157
I don't understanned either lad, I know that there is a schizo or a few shitting up the board but goddammit I just want 'ri and 'ri related stuff

>>18261157
>>18261266
if you look at the deleted posts, I was just posting kairi pics

>>18261130
why are you ban evading? Go talk to yourself in a different thread ya faggot.

>>18261278
Yea seems to be the case. We all had a good laugh at small-in and hyped Evolution. Probably set somebody a squealin' with that lol.

>why are you ban evading? Go talk to yourself in a different thread ya faggot.

>>18261278
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/tnum/18235162/deleted/deleted/

>>18260537
mmmmm badass biker babes know how to party

>>18261295
this is her way of saying let me in

>>18261295
>You see that mound? You can climb it.

>>18261295
ngl that kinda looks like a bulge

FREE KAIRI HOJO SHE BELONGS WHERE THE BEST WRESTLE

>>18262252
If you mean Stardom, then yes - but not until she has enough money for her Pirate Starship.

>>18262160
Big bush Kairi

>jobs to an umbrella
/our/ 'ritard

>>18263166
kek what a goofball umbrella user

>>18261295
SEXO

>>18262279
Love this players
>>18263166
Kek

>>18263166
>Here we go again

>>18244557
what does ANAP mean?

>>18263451
ANAL but misspelled

>>18264024
This is a very cute 'ri

>>18261377
you finna know it

>>18261469
oh no someone was posting kairi pics in Arrr

>>18262252
the best wrestle in the WWE

>>18263121
is that a cross?

>>18263166
>>18263244
that's a new one right? since like bianca or someone broke the old one

>>18263451
>>18263498
lol

>>18264024
cute

This is why we have /Arrr/ by the way. I'm assuming Kairi is going over at summer slam. hoggers sure is mad on accounta IYO and Kairi's matches btfo'd the shit out of small in
Raquel looked like she was working bigger last night. Must have listened to Kevin RB Nash

>>18261295
|[ I'm Looking Kairi. I'm Looking. ]

>>18265510
He's having a melty over All In selling less than 20k ppvs. It's been confirmed by stats too. He isn't happy.

>>18265605
damn, so more people saw IYO and Kairi? grim
>>18265593
you moved threads, god?

>>18265618
Yeah LOL in was a failure.

>>18264024
Cutie
>>18265510
Based Pic & based anon

I pirated and plundered Kabuki

>He's talking to himself in his hugbox safespace thread again
schizo existence

>>18266291
But enough about what your doing in the less than 20k ppvs sold thread. Keep seething tubby.

>>18265605
You said it was 50k here tho >>18263698
Why are you changing your schizo cope numbers ?

>>18266291

>>18266302
Why did you change the fake All In buyrate from 50k to under 20k ? >>18263698
cos nobody would help you get it over?
cos you're a sad schizo loner that nobody likes ?
could that be it?

>>18266302
less than 20k you say? wow, what a pissant smol fed

>>18266321
You are so mad you are lashing out at random anons. Your favorite promotion fucking sucks. Stop crying about it in the Kairi thread ya fat retard.

>>18266332
this, we are celebrating how Kairi totally fucking mogged small in and had a better match than small in. third best match of the weekend after IYO and Rhea and Ethan and ricky sharts

>>18266335
Cute dance

>>18266332
>>18266344
Nobody is helping you get the "9400 attended/50k no erm no wait it was 20k ppv BUYS ACTUALLY" narrative over
Because nobody likes you on this board.
That's why you hide in this thread talking to yourself and stealing posts from /kabuki/ thread which you claim to hate and yet never shut the fuck up about because you got kicked out of there for being a /pol/ brain retard and are holding a grudge like a child.
You are easily the #1 most pathetic user on this board. You admitted pic related on here proudly months ago
You proudly admitted in this screen grab >>18261130 that you are addicted to posting on this website and have gone to great lengths to ensure it can never be taken from you.

>>18266392
why are you seething so much on account a Great American Bash and Evolution mogged small in and small in was shit and Kairi is a better in ring talent than assplay and hang tranny page and (((mjf)))?

last gif I stole

>>18266435
Where do the Kabuki's go from here? Are they just gonna keep feuding with TJD? I was really digging Kairi's solo push.

>>18266463
>I was really digging Kairi's solo push.
I love Kairi but her singles matches have not been good. She does much better in a tag team. I think eventually they could build to a proper breakup angle, but for now the Kabuki Warriors is the way to go with Kairi

>on account a
the correct phrase, Ranjesh, is "on account of "
not "on account a"
That's a free lesson for (You) saaar

>>18266463
I'm assuming they are going to do another Kabuki Warriors run with the Kabukis going over JD at summer slam or clash in paris and solo 'Ri is over again. there just isn't much else to do with her since they won't put here in either solo title scene with the Rhea shit and the potato shit
>>18266521
way to out yourself as a nonAmerican ESL, on account a you never read a mark twain book or saw a cowboy movies in whatever country you live in

>>18266555
You are very clearly not a native English speaker
https://www.google.com/search?q=on+acount+of+phrase&oq=on+acount+of+phrase

>>18266569
>the anti has never read tom sawyer

>>18266223
That lady getting the pic with our gals looks like your typical older southern woman. I just wonder if this was in the parking lot at the arena in Atlanta or Huntsville?

>>18266653
You don't know how to read, full stop.

>>18266735
what popular international players they are for that lady to want a selfy with them
>>18266748
stop ban evading

>>18266327
I wonder if Mayrese and Asuka talked about the Miz after the show and did Kairi fawn over her kids?

>>18266347
Beautiful chibi women.

I love 'ri so much, she's a bright and kind soul in this dark world
Also Kairi & IYO are lovers

>>18266996
you finna know it

>>18266996
Very based

>202 posts
>116 images
we aren't reaching 300 posts, are we?

>>18267651
last thread only got to 248 with 150 images

>>18267651
We weren't prepared for all the new Kairi content. A good problem to have.

Sucks they lost, but the gals wrestled a great match on Raw. Kairi's telescope pose mid-combo on Roxie in the corner was based. Damn that Dirty Dom though. Hopefully the Kabuki's ambush the little shit backstage in revenge.

>>18266555
>>18266463
It's not like Becky & Lyra will have the IC belt forever. I'm sure Kairi will get her shot. And I can almost guarantee Asuka will feud with Iyo again.
>>18266489
Her singles matches haven't been bad, but Kairi has been great in her tag matches. Maybe she puts in a little more effort for Nee-san.

>>18267651
It doesn't really matter which limit we hit. I make new threads at either one. Hitting the image limit means we have been posting a lot of 'ri's which is the point of /arrrr/

>we have
>we
lmfao
It's (You) and (You) alone

>>18268665
Based anon, my goal always is to have at least half of the post being images post because thats exactly the point of /arrrr/ as you say, lots of 'ri

>>18268789
Flying 'ri

>>18266223
Cameltoe! But not the cool kind! Also, this woman has a moustache. And it looks like Iyo is touching her butt. Lot to unpack with this image, boys.

>>18268696
I was going to no-sell you, but I've really been wanting to post this funny webm of HHH I saved from somewhere. See his disdain? It's directed at you, faggot.

>>18268991
He has been getting dunked on all day because AEW All In sold under 20k ppvs pls understand. He made a seethe thread a out it like a complete homo. He is lashing out because all his samewheeling accomplished nothing and AEW is still a fucking joke.

>>18264956
>tfw the white boi store is sold outta white boi

Kairi is really good at creating awesome memes out of seemingly regular ass spots.

>>18269126
Well, 'ri is hilarious

>>18266269
based

>>18269200
Extremely

>>18268523
Kairi's not like that but Asuka is. How based would an AJ/Kabuki Warriors vs JD match for the tag and IC belts be?

>>18268648
the they are going to have the hog squash some girls after she gets the belt back at summer slam. there isn't any conflict between IYO and Asuka right now, because IYO doesn't have anything Asuka wants

>>18268991
based
>>18268789
how does she do that?

>>18268863
what do you do in this situation?
>>18269094
lol, damn I guess Evolution was the best PPV of the weekend

>>18269126
She's one of the few gals with a talent for comedy.

>>18269109
>>18264956
pic related

>>18269126
she's a very charismatic player
>>18269312
>>18269200
she's cute and funny

>>18269279
That would be amazing. I'd like to see Dom-in-a-cage 2.0. Liv would be so pissed if JD lost custody of Dom to the Kabuki's while she was away.

>>18269360
oh I meant a 6 person mixed gender match with AJ, Kairi and Asuka on one side and Rox and Raq and Dom on the other. Winning side gets all 3 belts. They would totally do a spot with either Asuka or Asuka and 'ri kicking the shit out of Dom

>>18269303
Sniff

>>18269279
>>18269289
>>18269298
>>18269303
>>18269312
>those concurrent timestamps
samefag city

>>18270624
'ri in México? Awesome!

>>18269520
Maybe AJ was praying for Kabuki intervention. As long as Dom gets his comeuppance, I'm happy. How dare he cheat and upset the gals like that.

>>18270624
YEEE-HAWWW

>>18270718
>based AJ praying to the christian god to let him beat an illegal's ass

>>18270694
Love the slutty outfit

>>18270735
It's the pigtails that do it for me. A rare 'ri hairstyle.

>>18270870
Wish we have more pigtails 'ri

>>18271005
this combo was badass

>image limit

>>18270990
love dancin' 'ri

>>18271019
We take things to the limit here at /arrrr/. Just like our captain - We are the limit

>>18271030
58% of posts were images posts, last thread 60% were image posts. anything above 49% and you hit the image cap before the bump limit

>>18270974
Kairi transmutin' botches into gold. As expected of the captain.

I want to post 'ri's so bad

>>18270982
Love 'ri Love posting' ri
And as always based webm chad

>>18272488
I'm not webmchad. I pilfered and plundered the webms from kabuki

NEW THREAD
>>18273727
>>18273727
>>18273727

>can't fil threads to bump limit because it's literally just 1 (One) person talking to himself and spamming pics to 0 audience or response ITT
G R I M
R
I
M

>>18273998
GMS!

>page 5 in 30 mins
jesus, what the fuck

kek what a dead general

>>18274379
hit the image cap

>>18274408
>page 6 in just over an hour

>>18274379
nah, that's you

>I spammed 150 images all by myself while responding to my own posts, now I must make a new thread!
pathetic, obese existence

look at this sequence of timestamps
>>18269279
>>18269289
>>18269298
>>18269303
>>18269312
all concurrent, 1 min apart

>>18275256
meds

>>18275256
you mad your sliding doesn't work?

which thread specifically is he sliding?

beat debra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uw2LLzRqYI

>>18235162 (OP)

>>18276453
what are you sliding?

>>18275906
yes, yes they are. and even if they do slide it, another one pops up. they're abject failures on a singapore bingo enthusiast image board full of shitposters

>>18276612
It's even funnier because there are 2 threads and IYO

>>18276632
and he has to rally his loser pedos from the cord to post in his shitty lyra generals. even then it's mostly just one faggot acting like he's a lot of anons. strange that lyra has NO MOTION outside of that shit general

>>18276642
he accidently posted his lyra general post in IYO the other day

>>18276651
of course he did. he is almost blind, after all. poor lil fella.

>>18275256
kek one of those comments were mine, and 3 of them were replies to me...don't give up the day job Sherlock

>>18276651
This is a fucking shame. Anons trying to post Iyo in peace and along comes some asshat to drop a big old dirty birb in their general. He best not try that shit around here.

>>18276525
The D!

>>18276406
the savage nature of the pirate

Page 10 Necrobump off the top rope!

>>18276776
is it the diabettus?
>>18277837
at least it was a pic of lyra pissing herself

>>18276651
KWAB

>>18279925
Based as fuck

>>18279925
mega based

If Kairi ordered a steak, I'm certain it would be medium rare. Yes, same as I would, but that's only a coincidence.

>>18280304
>at least it was a pic of lyra pissing herself
Surely not again kek? Maybe Lyra ain't so bad. This incontinence gimmick she has is over with me, brother.

>>18281538
Lyra the worst