Thread 18250885

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>CHAD
>barely in 30s
>6'
>longhair
>blue eyes
>dreamboat good looks
>married highschool sweetheart remaining faithful to her
>school teacher molding the minds of the youth
>Tanahashi won over by his young boy potential (bACEd)
>won 1st-ever match in AEW
>won gold on a cruiseliner
>had the greatest tag match of all time (and WON)
>key figure in the greatest cinematic match of all-time
>won over The Dark Order
>outcarnied Big Money Matt
>knows his worker rights for time off to be a good husband & father
>sired male heir
>(on 1st try)
>returned as the most over wrestler on the planet
>cut the best face promo of the decade
>was over after crowds returned
>was over after he returned
>was over after title win
>only person @ Full Gear to be unanimously cheered
>took Kenny's title
>took Kenny's friends
>took Kenny's spot as The ACE
>pinned Omega
>(and in under 30 minutes)
>calling your shot to win the world title? That's COWBOY SHIT
>guys want to be him
>girls want to be with him
>60-Minute Hangman
>back-to-back 5-star matches
>MILLION-VIEWER CHAMP
>kicks out from The Knee That Beat Cena
>first man to beat Danielson
>(and in under 30 minutes)
>beats Murderhawk in his specialty Texas Deathmatch
>ethered Glennetty Jacobs
>first-ever AEW million $ gate
>opens up THE FORBIDDEN DOOR
>permanently mindbreaks Phil and exposes him as a poser with 2 words
>said he'd protect AEW from Phil (he was right)
>enters United Center to a mega pop in front of 10K+ screaming Hangermaniacs
>wins $25K for the Chicago Public Education Fund (Wu-HANG is for the children) because he supports WORKER'S RIGHTS
>made Swerve a main eventer in 1 feud
>break into his house he burns yours down
>retired Daniels in a kino Texas Deathmatch
>beats the Cowboy Shit outta BRUV to win the Owen Cup
>DOESN'T SUCK A BLOODMONEY COVERED SAUDI DICK
>main events largest AEW house in America
>RECLAIMS HIS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP IN FRONT OF NEARLY 30K HANGERMANIACS
>The Protagonist of Pro Wrestling
>The Ace of AEW
>The Hangman

COWBOY SHIT
COWBOY SHIT
COWBOY SHIT
COWBOY SHIT

VAQUERO CAGADA
VAQUERO CAGADA
VAQUERO CAGADA
VAQUERO CAGADA

Never drew a dime I’m afraid

>>18250906
>>18250910
>cooldown+5

>>18250910
post a wrestler that has actually drawn a dime in the last 15+ years
no, roman is not a draw, losing 2-3 million viewers is not "drawing"

>>18250910
his first tittle run was the peak of aew business both in therms of gates and tv ratings
>inb4 aew doesn't make a profit so it's technically not drawing
it's not his fault tony constantly wastes money an a million shitters,flop videogames licensed music etc, hangman is objectively one of, if not the, biggest draw in the company

>>18250910
his first title run was the peak of aew business both in terms of gates and tv ratings
>inb4 aew doesn't make a profit so it's technically not drawing
it's not his fault tony constantly wastes money an a million shitters,flop videogames licensed music etc, hangman is objectively one of, if not the, biggest draw in the company

Can't wait for the tranny meltdown once Hangcuck tanks the ratings again and the put the title back on Mox

>>18250942
>his first tittle run was the peak of aew business both in therms of gates and tv ratings
That was due to Punk who Page helped run off lol

>>18250956
>and the put

boilin'

>>18250948
>his first title run was the peak of aew business both in terms of gates and tv ratings
Thanks to Punk

>>18251005
You mean the guy who lost viewers for his big main event against MJF?

>>18251023
>modern WWE is so pozzed (ironic) they have no memory of seeing wrestlers drink their opponents' blood

>>18250885 (OP)
Did TK apologise to him for all the stuff that went down with Punk?

>>18250910
He just drew 3.5m in a single night.

>>18251023
>Look at him drunk the blood of other men
GOOD MORNING SAAAR

>>18251023
Kek this was only like a year ago too. He burned Swerves house down in like September.

Hanger turned it around like a pro.

hangman adam sage

>>18250885 (OP)
But enough about Buddy

>>18251076
>burn someone's house
>they later help you out
BRB gonna burn some houses

>>18251068
No, because Punk was in the right.

Now watch Hangman tank the ratings AGAIN and finish killing AEW off by finger poke of dooming the belt back onto Omega

>>18251129
>Punk was in the right
Punk won't fuck you

>>18251135
He just did.

>>18250885 (OP)
he’s a faggot

>>18251023
AEW is so gay and corny

>>18251129
Punk tanked the ratings, hangman was pulling fat millies every week

5’10 balding soft phony cowboys from Virginia can never draw money. He’s got an ugly wife and can’t handle any stress.

>>18250885 (OP)
This guy is so fucking based. He is pretty much everything you'd want as your champion.
>kino matches
>good look
>knows how to tell story
>gets the crowd invested

>>18251225
>>knows how to tell story
this is his main advantage, look at how he saved the punk feud

My man got to have TWO long term stories that paid off with world title reigns. Truly the protagonist of AEW

>>18251023
>A man who snapped and became filled with hate slowly realizes it's getting him nowhere
He started his Babyface turn with the Christopher Daniels match

>>18251244
>FOR THE FIRST TIME I WILL NOT DEFEND THE AEW TITLE AGAINST YOU BUT FROM YOU
Became instant kino after this promo. Can't believe that retard Punk genuinely just wanted this to be
>haha we're all friends lets just have fun and see who's the better man!

>>18250937
okada

>>18250885 (OP)
>>longhair
>>blue eyes
>>dreamboat good looks
I'd say you're living vicariously through him since you're an ugly, obese cripple, but nah you're just a homo.

>>18251249
>IT'S TIME FOR THE SAME EVENT
Page and Moxley feud with the same people whenever they're champion, including each other.

>>18250885 (OP)
Forgot the most important one:
>Is an empty headed fucking dumb fuck who isn't smart enough to listen to vets who actually drew money in the business

>>18251402
That pretty much applies to all main eventers in all promotions through history.

>>18251333
Peepfag you spammed the board with threads about Christian’s feet.

>>18251410
I have no idea what you're talking about, Trevor, but then I'm not on here 24/7/365 like you are.

Yes you are because you seethe everytime hangman is mentioned.

>>18251129
>finish killing AEW off by finger poke of dooming the belt back onto Omega

kek you've been attempting to force this headcanon for 3 FUCKING YEARS

>>18251402
They never feuded with each other during their 1st world title runs tho, pretty sure Hanger isn't feuding with Cole, Archer or Phil in this reign

>>18251407
he just drew $3.5 milly

>>18251444
cook that pig

>>18251333
>>18251441
kek you are gonna be melting down for the rest of 2025

>>18250885 (OP)
It is an objective fact Hangmans first champ reign saw a decline in the tv ratings. Maybe this time will be different

>>18250885 (OP)
He admitted to having sex with underage high school students when he was a journalism teacher

>>18252009
He's the only champ to average a million viewers in the company's history

>>18252011
ya just GOTTA

>>18252011
holy based!I love hangester even more now

>>18250885 (OP)
Okay, how is he going to draw new viewers though? Especially with MJF having the not-MITB? The status quo in AEW hasn't changed a bit, it's still the same anti-draws from 5 years ago. Why can't Tony make a new main eventer? I'm obviously not even gonna use the word "star".

>>18252011
Careful piggie. Last time you tried something like this it outed Vince.

>>18252087
>it's still the same anti-draws from 5 years ago. Why can't Tony make a new main eventer?

WWE still hasn't put its main title on someone born after 1987 lmao

>>18252095
>>18252087
You have officially entered the "Smark of the day" award race.

>>18252095
Okay, but WWE business has gone up, not down. They also have numerous potential main eventers lined up. Who does AEW have?

LIttle noticed but they made Ospreay look like a geek in the main event and Ospreay is supposed to win the title next All In. At a fundamental level TK still doesnt get "it", but he knows how to line up a card with bangers - if he could put the two together AEW would be good

>>18252108
>They also have numerous potential main eventers lined up.

lol. lmao.

>>18252115
>like a geek
>beatdown by a heel faction

>>18252180
Why ya dodging the question, tranny?

>>18252203
Why'd you sign your post?

REMINDER:

@ Worlds End 2029 (the final AEW show of this decade)

>Swerve
>P-P-P-P-POWERHOUSE
>Hangman
>Ospreay
>Switchblade
>Darby
>Bandido
>Takeshita
>MJF

...will all STILL be younger than Rollins is now.

>>18250942
>his first title run was the peak of aew business both in terms of gates and tv ratings
Because Punk and Bryan had just debuted.

>>18252276
>still with the 2003 VBulletin faggot comeback about signing posts

>>18252293
>redditor complaining about /pw/ culture

either that or you've been on the internet for 22 years, go take your Metamucil

>>18252019
That's not true at all. All the first few champs did, and then as ratings declined, no one else was able to until Punk and Bryan debuted to pop the ratings for a while. Then ratings declined again.

>>18252306
Jericho, and Moxley definitely didnt

>>18252306
>average

e-drones spend their entire miserable pigxistences squealing over ratings and don't understand a single fucking thing about them kek

>>18252318
Yes they did. Every show they were on were pulling millies, since every Dynamite was pulling millies back then.

If he hadn't mind broken chez we would have never got to see him go to Saudi and be a laughing stock

>>18252322
How did they average less than a milly when nearly every single Dynamite they were champ on during those reigns were getting over a million viewers.

>>18252325
Dynamite was under a Milly for almost the entirety of the time NXT was on Wednesday. I think there's less than 5 Millies during that stretch

>>18252325
>>18252337
There's even an article for retards like (You):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wednesday_Night_Wars#Viewership

>>18252276
Which one of them has drawn any viewers?

>>18250885 (OP)
i like how every few years AEWtists remember to shill this cuck as some kind of new ace and future of the company lmao

>>18252355
Damn, that's worse than I remembered. Punk and Bryan really are the biggest draws the company has ever had.

>>18250885 (OP)
He's the modern GOAT and no amount of statistics autism will change the facts.

>>18252485
All of them draw better numbers on MAX than Phil was on Collision after a month lmfao

>e-drones seriously pretending they're looking forward to main event runs from Bron, Dom, Theory, Uso #3 & Uso #4

>>18250885 (OP)
I know Hangman is a fag and all that but he's the best North American wrestler of this generation in my opinion

>>18252336
kek this
ty based Hangster

>>18250909
>MIERDA VAQUERA

>>18252336
>>18253247

>>18255000
The greatest moment
in the History of our Sport

>>18251195
Many are saying this

>>18250885 (OP)
Now Tony needs to not drop the ball with Hangman as champ this time around

>>18255000
>>18255013
KWABOTY 2022

>>18250885 (OP)
Hanger board.

>>18255713
>spams 527 Hangma'am threads
>H-Hanger board!
Kill yourself, Trevor.

>>18250885 (OP)
the level of autism/gayness it took to type all that is off the chart

Phil lost.

>>18256258
he did

>>18256258
>>18259232

>>18250885 (OP)
All this gaymess.doesn't change the fact he only drew 9400 people LMFAO!

>https://arlingtontx.govqa.us/WEBAPP/_rs/(S(x3wuwmo0ija3b3br2qdsqtkc))/SupportHome.aspx

Gotta love freedom of information, ya just GOTTA!

>>18255957
e-drones hating OC requiring any effort beyond generated slop

name a more iconic pairing

>>18260204
>he's already spammed this ten times within half-an-hour

bleak

>>18260282
>Posting the truth is bleak

Not as Bleak as Small In's attendance lil bro LMFAO!

>>18260310
You're having a meltdown over wrestling attendance.

>he's posted it 5 times since

m e l t y

>>18259232
fraid so

WHEN JANNY SLAUGHTERS A PIG THAT SPAMS HIS DERANGED HEADCANON COPE OVER THE /PW/, THAT'S COWBOY SHIT

>>18250885 (OP)
Hangman winning is a decision that pleases the faithful but absolutely won't do anything to reverse AEW's decline

The AEW fan (singular) is so desperate to make hangtranny over on peedub

>>18260982
WE ROASTED THAT PIGGY REAL GOOD PARTNA
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18260330/

>>18261016
AEW just set a domestic attendance record and likely got one of their biggest buys ever.

>>18261026
>so desperate to force something over

You have no self-awareness in your (singular) braincell

>>18261065
based LyricKING

>>18250885 (OP)
omegatranny and hangtranny posts the same way: focus on thier looks and how that makes him his GOAT. theres no way he isnt the gay filipino who loves kenny

>>18261026
if it's just one guy spamming, should be easy enough to report and ban him

>>18261101
Yeah like what happened to Bitchtits earlier LMFAO

>>18261098
>thier

Less time headcanoning boogeymen and more time in class, suar.

>CHAD
Stopped reading.

>>18261101
>Spraying your hair yellow

Could never be me

>>18250885 (OP)
>dreamboat
Tranny stop

>>18261320
>the Vincel fears the CHAD

>>18261350
>Yellow arm bands
Yikes.... He's asking for the curse