Thread 81596580

Wuppa edition

Eva's muff

What the... Trumps mad kek

https://xcancel.com/ragipsoylu/status/1937468587712643196#m

>>81596593
Reckon she shaves it desu. Completely smooth.

she shaves and has a self described innie but there is no exact description or image reference

orally pleasuring eva's butthole

I'd probably suck Crosslad off ngl frfr.

I've been dreaming of moving to Nottingham

>>81596655
i just wanna give the lad a hug tbqh

>>81596665
carlisle is better, nicer train station

TRUMPs a NUTTER but I love him lol

>All planes will turn around and head home, while doing a friendly plane wave to Iran

>>81596681
This. Carlisle is seriously underrated, even TurdTowns said so

>You'll never lay on a bed next to the body of Crossy and listen to this

https://youtu.be/HKgk6G0lekQ

>>81596696
Based Trump

>>81596608
I thought that was AI

but it's real

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn7ze4vmk2pt

Oh my days wish a company from Nottingham would hire me so I could move there

Shippy encountered an unidentified man whom he described to investigators as an "31-year-old, blue-eyed" young Scot at the The Counting House pub in Glasgow; he was lured to Belgrave Crescent upon the promise of partaking in a vaping contest.

After Shippy and this victim had consumed several vapes, Shippy strangled him with a tie and subsequently placed the body beneath the floorboards. Shippy is known to have informed his employers he was ill and unable to attend work on 12 January in order that he could dissect the victim.

Time for a nap me thinks

>>81596710
Won't be for long. They've been getting their first influx of wogs over the past few years.

Shippy has been guided to the Mehdi. He is close to God now.

>singular corsa doing a tyre change on the hard shoulder
>signs go STRANDED VEHICLE and 50mph limit for miles in either direction
why are smart motorway jannies like this

Gas mas just left after doing the annual boiler service. Good for another year. Made some small talk despite being rough af. Back in beddingtons now.

>>81596752
>Shippy encountered an unidentified man whom he described to investigators as an "31-year-old, blue-eyed" young Scot at the The Counting House pub in Glasgow; he was lured to Belgrave Crescent upon the promise of partaking in a vaping contest.

>After Shippy and this victim had consumed several vapes, Shippy strangled him with a tie and subsequently placed the body beneath the floorboards. Shippy is known to have informed his employers he was ill and unable to attend work on 12 January in order that he could dissect the victim.
fascinating

Which one of you was this then?

>>81596827
>"""British""" man

>>81596752
When 2015 happened, and it was announced that Shippy is the "companion of the will" as Ahmed Al-Hassan was before him, can you describe to us that day, and the emotions you felt? And a little bit about how you viewed that situation unfold.

>>81596804
>caution queue ahead
>50mph speed limit
>40mph speed limit
>3 in the morning
>sign has been on since 4 in the afternoon

Shippy is favourite dolly today, is he not

My favourite dolly? Has to be Ebin. Bless him.

the fuck is a dolly

>>81596827
Quite a rapidly growing number of British Men TM think marrying a 9 year old is great, for some reason.

Are you hiding behind firewalls, filters, curated persons, dabbling and scrolling?
Please come back.
We miss you.

Me? 32 and never learnt to drive.

>>81596919
She doesn't mean the type of lads who post here. She's talking about men.

This guy became an overnight youtuber

https://youtu.be/7MKQNejUkA4

Phwaorr good breadington this

Me? 32 and never learnt to shag.

>>81596928
>t. hiding behind firewalls, filters, curated persons, dabbling and scrolling

>>81596919
>Men, Where Have You Gone? Please Come Back.
Never left, it's just that you used the Tinder height filter and set it to 6'3" so you can't see me.

>>81596926
Based spacker.

Sean has the body of prepubertal girl.

Might have a KFC later. Oh aye.

>>81596936
can't stand UK documentary youtubers desu

something about their tone and the way they all are

>>81596973
The cheap fast food you eat really is the highlight of your life isn't it? Doesn't get much better unless you're snorting cheap stepped on gak. Any kind of real happiness or joy is totally alien to you. It's all just the cheapest, shittiest form of instant dopamine release. What a grim existence.

>>81596989
They are all very "casualuk" tier.

>>81596991
There's nothing like some soggy tendies eaten off a spacker tray in the care home admiring the piss-stained carpet between beatings from the carers. You just don't get it.

>>81596845
I hate it when it goes 50/60/50/60/50/60/50 every single gantry alternating, just pick a fucking speed and stick to it, in those situations I just stick to the lower speed

COCKWOMBLE SPUNKTRUMPET LE QUIRKY DULL TOPIC IM A CASUALUKTUBER

https://x.com/BirthGauge/status/1935417070012772719

The Iranian TfR is down to 1.68, barely above England. Ahmadinejad addressed this as early as 2006

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2006/oct/23/iran.roberttait

>>81596968
I have an ASD diagnosis, but that's not why I didn't learn. Just fucking terrified of it desu. I did one of those drive a car experience things when I was 16 where you get to drive a car around a track for an hour and hated literally every single second of it. Couldn't for the life of me control it. Had no natural aptitude for it. Horrendous experience. Bumped into every cone on the track. Stalled fifty times. Couldn't get my head around the gear shifting. Holy shit why aren't automatics the standard?

Proper solid little panic attackshire there was it not? Think I'm over it now howeverthoughbeit

>>81597093
was it your first time driving a car? because everyone would be like that if so

>>81597093
Automatics are the standard now lad.

>>81597093
For what its worth I was shit scared of driving anything until I learned. I used to, and still hate, riding go-karts due to bad experiences similar to yours.
I can drive a car just fine though.

>>81597098
Yep. But nah I was uniquely shit at it. I knew if I was on an actual road I would be hitting other cars.

>>81597101
Fair enough if they are, but there's no way in hell I could afford a new car, so I'd be forced into some old cheap shitbox manual car.

>>81597111
Glad you got over it, I just know I wouldn't be able to.

>>81597122
>I just know I wouldn't be able to.
I dunno man. I'm a ball of nerves and still hate go-karts or quad bikes. Genuinely one of those "if I can do it, there's every chance you can too".
Also fwiw I drive a manual and honestly it's easier than an automatic as you actually have control. Just have to get used to it. There's a reason 99% of the absolute dumbasses of society can still drive and drive stick.

>>81597122
Plenty of cheap shitbox automatic cars out there too lad.

>>81597122
>I knew if I was on an actual road I would be hitting other cars.
everyone would be when they drive first time. It's why you start on an almost empty road somewhere with the instructor being in control

https://youtu.be/q6Yh4f5jEts?t=3254

>>81597034
>flashes at you then gives you a stink eye while overtaking

SSM pay his bills in life. He got 200 quid left. It lush x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBZbWkV2_4s

>>81597224
why does he refer to himself in the 3rd person

Me? VW Golf 2016. Absolutely fucking lush car.

Me? A pair of shoes.

>>81597265
cos he's off his rocker

>>81597224
SSM can do a lot with 200 quid. 90 on B Curtis bacon and sausages for example

>>81597289
>pair of shoes
Proof?

>>81597272
Just fucking off this twat already.

>>81597272
why is this "thing" still in hospital??
hes been in hospital since i started tripping

>>81597406
he's a dosser
show us your tits

Just sent SSM 50 bong. He better make a video thanking me.

>>81597406
He's an oldfag lass. Timmy used to be very independent. He had a YouTube channel where he played music and posted daily updates. He showed off his teddy bear collection and shopping. However, the cowards in this country had him sectioned when he spaffed all over his house and posted the pictures online. It not right.

>>81597419
eva6 only has A-cups lad. It's hardly worth it

>>81597442
Tiny tits is my thing.

>>81597442
NTA but tiny titties on a pale petite lass are my favourite. Wouldn't mind licking them while softly caressing her behind.

>>81597442
i'm aware
>>81597449
>>81597450
i concur
in conclusion, eva6 show us your tits

eva should post her virgin bubble butt

Bet Eva's nipples are really sensitive when erect. Hnnnnng.

Saw a webm of a milf pornstar with a flat chest and huge chunky nipples. She was lush. Unlocked a new fetish for me actually.

Sex-starved pervets

Eva's tits are puffy
>>81481817
>>81481825

For me it's the wonderful Gigi Rivera.

OH MY FUCKING DAYS

if yous don't stop saying suggestive things to eva, we'll be having words.
and those words will be 'my fist' in 'your face', capiche?

>>81597572
Would like to slowly but enthusiastically lick and and suck on Eva's virginal clit until she explodes in pleasure.

>>81597518
Phwoar puffy tits best tits

>>81597572
fuck off white knight cunt

>>81597585
Afternoon Lollers mate.

>>81597519
I know she's 'of age' but she still looks too young for my liking

>>81597581
you're just saying this

>>81597591
no u!
see, we can ALL talk like 14-year-old /b/tards but most of us choose not to

>>81597606
this is sexist in a way. Australia passed a law making this sort of thing illegal, everyone agreed it was sexist.

stop being so desperate to NOT be a paedo you are turned off by adult women. i demand you masturbate RIGHT NOW.

>>81597581
Is she a virgin? Not up on eva6 lore.

>>81597325
If I was seasideMARK I would be spending the full 200 on Curtis P bacon. Oh aye!

>>81597676
I highly suspect she is a femcel

porn addict freaks

Ckin ell lads 200 to last you for a month, im on more than that my lids.

>>81597684
What's your bacon of choice de lid? Loved the crispy bacon when I was in America. Had it in a diner with pancakes and syrup and it was a lush.

>>81597627
yet you talk like an actual 14 year old from before /b/ with "mlady" gay shit that makes you forevervirgin'd for life
your mum should have swallowed

yes i am a virgin
>>81597694
hi blad

>>81597695
Oh me? Im nothing but a lowly commoner. ALDIs standard bacon for me but not anymore. Cant have me bacon bacon buttie times on satdees anymore because of my diet. Not happy!

>>81597684
SSM loves his premium meat, oh aye x

>>81597698
Hello anon. I assume Im talking to Eva as you are the only one that says hello to me on here.

>>81597696
maybe i existed before all that stuff and i do NOT want you to bully eva.
not going to pretend the opposite to 'fit in', am i? stop bullying eva. you can't out-troll me, i'm very persistent, you have no idea.

>>81597704
Can you do me a favour lad? Please stop talking about your poverty and obesity. It's depressing.

stretching eva's tight arsehole with my tongue

hello B. keep regaling us with your tales of poverty and obesity.

>>81597704
Get some turkey bacon or something, lad. It is healthier for you. Better than nought I reckon. I like the bacon medallions myself as well.

>>81597726
Not living in poverty my lid, far from it. But thank you for your concern x

>>81597730
these are just getting silly now. your tongue isn't even that big. it can't expand or engorge, like some sort of tongue erection.

>>81597694
Saw Starmer being interviewed on Sky News earlier. He's still refusing to do a U-turn on benefit reforms.

What happened to 'nothing will happen' lads

>>81597704
What's on the menu at b towers today, de lid?

Reverse the bollocks fuel payment for pensioners but not the bennies? Bastids.

>>81597733
Yeah had that in the past lid, its like chewing on old leather. Its not that much less calories than bacon so whats the point

>>81597745
I think we have different ideas of what poverty is lad.

>>81597746
He could have a really long tongue like that guy from KISS for all we know

>>81597747
maybe when he pledged to end Universal Credit, he meant it literally.

>>81597759
True lad stick to your diet it will do you good, bring that chiselled jaw back into action. If you take up less space in your room that's more space for games I reckon.

Just found this bizarre channel

https://www.youtube.com/@headofbritfeelcouncildefen9915/videos

>>81597746
you need to watch more stuff to expand your knowledge, lass

>>81597747
>He's still refusing to do a U-turn on benefit reforms.
he'll do it eventually
not a single thing the fucker's not u-turned on yet

>>81597747
Never said I was one of the nothing will happen lads, Im more of a pessimistic kind of person. But there are 108 labour MPs that have signed an open letter saying they will oppose the cuts. Apparently they only need 120 no votes from labour for the second reading of the bill to be voted down.

>>81597766
true. i guess you could curl it up, create some kind of anus-widening tongue ball.

like those massive balls of chewing gum. or this lovely Jar Jar Binks toy my friend had.

>>81597776
>Just found
Yeah sure mate.

I bought new conditioner yesterday it smells very nice and felt very nice to use in the shower

>>81597750
Had weetabix with blueberrys for breakfast, soup and 2 bread and a banana for lunch and having steak with salad for dinner. It lush.
>>81597772
Haha piss off my lid. Fuckin elllll Im not that fat

>>81597793
For me its ALDIS coconut shampoo and conditioner for when I had long hair down my back. Going back about 12 years since I had that now.

>>81597787
Corrrr. Imagine wrapping that BGT (Big Gungen Tongue) round your willy and giving yourself a Jar Jar Job.
>>81597793
Started using the cheap coconut shampoo from Tesco instead of my Dream Lengths and it is actually working better.

>>81597780
here is the full list and he's basically gone against every single one. i guess you can argue 'nobody saw the war(s) coming' but what about very direct stuff?
>repeal X
>implement Y
>abolish Z

going to start a political party and put in the manifesto: "every British citizen gets infinite money."

PIP tribunal locked in.
There's no way some paki taxi driver with 5 kids claiming full uc and PIP who owns a corner shop with his brother is getting FULL PIP while i do not.
Judge
Doctor
DWP rep
I'm ready for the lot of you.

>>81597814
20 stone bracket coming on nicely
gl lid

what happens if you ignore the FIRST PIP re-evaluation, 'how your disability affects you' form?
said i have to send it off within two weeks, do i get a second chance? at what point do i have to go through the whole process again?

>>81597825
>effective opposition to the tories
>is already less popular than them
Classic

>>81597829
Those mandatory reconsiderations more often than not win in your favour. Think its something like 75% win rate. Also you will get a fucking massive 4 figure sum back pay. It lush.

>>81597846
Mate don't be stupid, send it off. Otherwise don't be surprised when they cut you off.

>>81597847
nobody saw Reform coming.

Boys ive been a neet for just over a month and im bored out my fucking skull..
How do you boys carry on like this?

>>81597846
If you ignore it? Bennies get stopped simple as. Phone them up immediately and ask for more time they will grant it to you.

>>81597865
Sounds like you're just a boring twat and work was your entire life/personality. You'll need to adjust.

i will be sitting with che guevara

>>81597865
Done 13 years of this lid. Just becomes the norm.

>>81597865
Get into gaming, to be a NEET you need a hobby that is NEET compatible. Nature walking won't be a good hobby to stay at home all day for example.

>>81597865
if you have all this free time and you still have work-brain, you could learn an instrument or some other skill. catch up on all those books. to your mind and body it's still 'work', even if it's not earning a wage.

once you get past that, you take up day drinking and/or drugs. a lot of people get really into gaming, but that's too much effort for me.

>>81597881
Sitting behind you so I can cum on your head.

Number of large families increasing in Western Europe. Mainly due to post-2015 immigration. But we'll post a photo of a white family, so you don't get riled up.
https://www.dw.com/en/germany-sees-rise-in-number-of-large-families/a-73011459

>>81597798
That sounds very healthy lad. You actively trying to lose a bit of weight now? Been trying to cut it right down myself.

>>81597881
Ted Kazynski is my idol because we are both schizoids

i dont think hitler would like that, seeing as you would logically be next to him.

>>81597881
i mean what do you even talk about?
>capitalism is bad, innit
>yeah lass, i'm into my guerrilla stuff, actually
>ohh that must be fascinating
>yeah but i don't want to talk about it

>>81597881
Ted and Steve and tell Hitler to move up to 6

>>81597911
Yes when I weighed myself on Monday I was 24:11 so I need to stop being a fatty fatty bum bum now.

>>81597881
Elon for me

>>81597932
youre joking, right?
hes the ugliest grifter ever.

would also go for Hitler.
"listen mate i don't agree with you, not going to stab you or anything, just want to hear you out. i get you're in a position of power now, but what is it you believe? why are you like this?"

don't think i'd come round to agreeing, just curious what HE, as a person, believes. maybe he just went too far and rolled with it.

OH MY DAYS extra tall monster white acquired from shop xx

>>81597935
>ugliest
a lot of ladies i've known have this crush on Elon and i don't get it. they say it's NOT just because he's rich or whatever, they can SEE he's some neurotic man-child, but they insist he's PHYSICALLY attractive. even whatever work he's had done (hair transplant), looks good, suits him, he's a good-looking guy.

shit's mental.

>>81597949
Just cracked open a Lidl Mexican lager. Only having one to cool down though.

>9.5% pay rise

im gonna get me a solid gold toilet

>>81597879
In a sense.. i just cant afford to do anything i want to do anymore. Just kind of sat around vegging.. can only watch and read so much before i get bored again. Have been going for reet nice wee walks but the weathers been proper unpredictable here
>>81597887
How do you keep your mind active tho? Any tips?
>>81597895
Nail on the head n all that.. thats exactly what has happened. Have been exercising to tire me out as well as just kinda mooching about in forests n tha. Do find myself getting proper depressed tho.. well not depressed but just proper pessimistic. Not good. Not me, ya know?

>>81597949
drinking one of these right now! mad how they're popular here.
been thinking i need to give up caffeine, definitely grown sensitive to it.

woke up too late and now all the same-day Morrisons groceries i want are out of stock ;_; shan't be compromising on baps/buns: it's wholemeal or bust.

>>81597881
I'd sit in space 5. I think Elon and Hitler are the only two people I could tolerate being sat next to for 12 hours, but 7 involves Nelson Mandela and 8 involves that CEO shooting mong

>>81597954
he was attractive, you know, before he went BALD.

>>81597881
Hitler would be the most fun tho, if not for the politics but for the wind up potential

>>81597938
I think the opposite here, one of the reasons Hitler would be so good to sit next to is because he wouldn't bother you, he'd just be sat there quietly reading and maybe writing. You could do your own thing two and it would be a pleasant journey

>>81597979
You're a very strange lass with a weird taste in men and an even weirder viewpoint of the world. COVID really did a number on your generation.

>>81597949
>>81597975
The new lando norris ones are 4x LUSH lids

>>81598004
you dont spend your teenage years completely indoors and come out normal

Might go and see an escort today, I've got my eye on one. Just depends if she's actually available or not I guess

>>81597935
Meths one hell of a drug.. hes always been a spacker. Even his own companys have to try and keep him busy lest he start actually trying to fuck with their work.
He looks like one of those people that live in the US desert and still live in the 70s

>>81597966
i can see how people need a work-life balance, honestly. i still think it's insane HOW MUCH people work, just as a measure of time. one of the top regrets of the dying according to some survey is
>I wish I hadn't worked so hard.

>>81598012
That's true I suppose you've got me there.

>>81597949
Id give you my extra tall white monster ;)))
>>81597957
Is it still arf 'ot there? Been raining here most of the day.. quite cool RN

>>81598011
corrr new one to try
hamlel one is ok

>>81598011
wish they weren't named after PEOPLE but what they TASTE OF.
apparently the white one is Citrus, according to Amazon? never realised that, but yeah, it's citrus-y.

Irn Bru has these daft sugar-free flavours like 'unicorn tears' and maybe they're really nice, but i'd have to actually try them. i know what Irn Bru tastes like, i can anticipate 'Irn Bru bubblegum', but not 'Irn Bru gamer fuel' or something like that.

>>81598046
It annoyingly humid which is making it feel warmer. No decent air flow de lid. Now I've had one though I feel like another. Ruh roh.

>>81598012
is there a story here eva lass?

>>81598055
That's why they do it lad. They want you to pay just to find out what it tastes like.

>x
>B
>now S
fucking alphabet brigade taking over /britfeel/

>>81598061
no i just underwent a lot of change during covid and some stuff happened to me

alright there chat?

unicorn tears tastes like rhubarb & custard sweets
it lush

>>81597935
he gets puss on tap and i will never get it

Really decent lager this tbqh me fellow Britfeel drinkers.

>>81598055
They are mystery flavours lad, it says on the can to follow some qr code and guess the flavour

Nessies nectar is much nicer than the unicorn tears tbqh

>>81598062
it is some crafty marketing. honestly i don't know who these people are, i'm assuming either sports guys or (nowadays) e-sports guys?

i'm an online bulk buyer so i'm not buying one can in a shop. it's 24 cans of Irn Bru Gryphon Semen/Monster 'Dr Disrespect' Flavour, or bust.

>>81598084
its a bit early mate

>teenage years
>Covid
fucking hell

oh my days his live
https://kick.com/hidinginmyroom

>>81598107
For me it was "Sam Hyde is a father figure"

>>81598098
"it's 5 o'clock somewhere"
presumably this is because of the whole "9-5" thing. finish work, go for a drink.

well i used to finish school at 3.15pm. finish school, go for a drink.

wait eva were a teenager in covid ?

the snozberries taste like snozberries

>>81598118
eva speaks such mysteries. i can't tell when she's being a manic/frantic Mary Mary Quite Contrary, and when she's speaking her truth.

>>81598126
(very) early 20s. lockdown was five years ago.

for me it's having a job in IT? just assumed you'd need a degree, even just plugging in monitors etc.

sharting out a log thats shaped like eva6

The virgn Eva6 orbiter
The chad Cheeka/Crossy prison gay orbiter

>>81598131
used to fancy Veruca Salt, me.
(it's a children's film, i was a child.)

>>81598140
don't think so mate not for them really basic jobs, she probably just does spreadsheets

>>81598145
cheeka can fuck off
crossy is a cutie i want to pet

>>81598145
but eva6 is a closet lesbian, chika is in a happy relationship, and crosslad is heterosexual.

learn your lore.

>>81598145
I agree with this one. Honestly a lot more noble to orbit a /britfeel/er than some roastie

>>81598154
you fucking noncing bastard mate

>>81597865
get a job lid

>>81598118
for me its "coming to 4chan and immediately seeking out the NEET incel general on /r9k/ to make friends and expecting a positive outcome"

>>81598036
Ive worked since i was 15.. left school early n just went straight into it. Got my forklift cert at 16-17 n just stayed doing that until recently.. shit thing is tho it was an in-house cert and not a vaild CB license. So cant go back into it right off the bat. Im 26 soon too and im just fucking bored man.. ive always got waaaay too much energy so being cooped up is torture man
>>81598055
Home bargins sells old recipe irn bru in liter glass bottles like the good ol days. Reet nice too
>>81598060
Im tryna kick it me, been just sippin all the time recent
>>81598069
Sorry my bad, scrolling about n typed up there instead of in the box. Cringe.

>>81597911
corrr cream cake on a tuesdeeee

>>81598159
seems to be IT Crowd type stuff, maintenance in an office or whatever.

>>81597865
always find it funny when people say this after being NEETs for less than a year,
you're supposed to be in the honeymoon phase where being a NEET is amazing

>>81598172
Trust me im tryning my guy

I woke up this mornin'
and I fucked Chika's arse (came inside it).
He always told me I'd be
the one to cum (came inside it).
He said, your cum is one in a million and
it taste like cherry pie (came inside it).
But just don't taste mine
'cause it smells like rotten wine...

>>81598188
lad I take a week off work and I want to kill myself from boredom
this is the cost of having crippling apathy towards life and fuck all to enjoy

>>81598140
not when your daddy can get you a job de lid

>>81598169
perfectly healthy to fancy people your own age (possibly older) as a child. fancying grown-ups is HOW you GET nonced.

also there's this whole inflation/juicing fetish crowd who are really into the Violet blueberries thing. now THAT's pederasty.

>>81598198
Sopranospost appreciated. Otherwise terrible post.

yes i was a teenager during covid and it isnt weird to have a very funny man as your father figure
i love mde

>>81598204
oh my days you're old mate thought you were going on about the new movie x

Tfw you spent your teenage years indoors way before covid

>>81598188
It was for about a week or two. Then the savings got chipped into.. the rent came along.. now im proper skint and i feel like im bouncing off the walls. Ive done everything i want to do, wanna go to czech or germany but that went out the window pretty soon
Soz fur spammin

>>81598188
this
>>81598175
>>81598202
are you a DWP plant, or something? if so, it's not working.
mate you've effectively retired. i get if money is an issue, you're a bit restless, might even be ADHD or something. YOU can decide to DO things. play some 500+ hour game, read all those books, get fit as fuck.

Ruth has got 1337 checkins now. Part of the beer elite.

>>81598212
is the new episode good?

>>81598215
was absolute wank, that new one.
i am NOT old i just had Willy Wonka on video, it's a pretty timeless classic.

>>81598202
does work keep you from boredom because you like it or just because it's something to do? i suggest getting a productive hobby that you can do at home and try to develop interests that you actually enjoy
>>81598219
well if you have rent as a NEET you're fucked anyway without bennies or a lot of savings

>Teenager during covid

I don't feel too good bros

>>81598233
not a fan of the first one desu but i think others will be better

>>81598228
not making an account to view more, but 5+ beers all 'a day ago'? is she in hospital today?

she has a problem ;__;

>>81598224
Funny enough i did get offered a job at the Job center by the dude i went and saw first time but dont think i applied quick enough.. never heard owt back like.
Im keeping myself busy im just not feeling and sense of fulfilment i guess.
It is mostly a money and an energy thing. Like i NEED something to do or i start getting weird like

I know 'wizard' is the name for a 30 year old virgin, but what is a 40 year old virgin called

still feels like the 2010s just ended but we're closer to the 2030s now
flying by and im withering away in life x

>>81598246
please answer the rest of our questions, we are not (all) taking the piss ( ._.)

Reminds me I have Willy Wonka on 4K still to watch. Might whack that in later after Battle Royale 2. I had a crush on Anna Sophia Robb from the terrible Wonka remake too. Well always have really, she grew up to have a great arse.

>>81598263
what did you wanna ask?

>>81598255
do you not think it's grim that work, almost for work's sake, is what gives you a sense of fulfilment?

yeah maybe we're coping as NEETs, and it IS just the way the world is set up. just wondering what you think here.

>>81598266
>Anna Sophia Robb
oh my days my favourite was bridge to terabithia

>>81598256
>what is a 40 year old virgin called
Grand master

About to pick my sprog from day care but the codeine hasnt worn off completely

>>81598289
Good bait movie that was, reel you in with a fun little fantasy and then hit you over the back of the head with a shovel.

>>81598256
nobody expects us wizards to get that far lad

>>81598287
How many NEETs don't even have the first stage without their parents providing it? Hardly achieving your potential is it?

I've been posting here longer than Eva6 has been a legal adult

im only 26 im still young ive got time in life x

>>81598309
Same mate I turn 30 next week, kek. Grim all around.

>>81598309
ive been here since 2015 she wasnt even born back then

>>81598267
what is your favourite SCP?

>>81598309
I've got a wow character holder than 'her'

wee eva6 surrounded by late 30s nonces. not right.

>>81598330
the blob thing i think its 999 or 99

>>81598309
i remember 9/11 on the news. eva6 wasn't even born then.

>>81598340
Soon enough we'll be yelling at clouds de lid.

Just deactivated both my porn twitter accounts. The feeling to log in simply vanished so bye bye.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2521

quite like this one. genuinely inventive. not just "it destroys reality unless [redacted]" or whatever.

Might buy a body pillow for my new flat so i don't feel so lonely

Life really is grim at times

Eva6 coming to a thread populated with 30 year old incel virgins to "make friends"

>>81598359
Yeah I don't get it and I'm not going to sit down and try and figure it all out. I'll give it that it's more inventive than 99% of the slop on that site, but cba.

>>81598366
>coming to a thread populated with 30 year old incel virgins to "make friends"
literally like you then

might get this for my new flat what do you lads think ?

>>81598384
As a Palmtop Tiger superfan, I endorse it completely.

/britfeel/ is my friends whether you like it or not.

>>81598365
other times its beautiful x

>>81598376
yes but I am a 30 something incel virgin so it makes sense.

>new flat needs a plumber/builder
>have to stash paraphernalia in wardrobe

would rather just not buy it in the first place tbqh.

>>81598410
>have to stash paraphernalia in wardrobe
why?
i don't care if the plumber sees my paraphernalia

>>81598366
it's a fun place for hanging out and banter

>>81598419
i know he's "seen it all". personally i just don't want to have to go
>don't worry, mate. i don't actually have head lice. that comb is just to brush ket/speed out of my moustache.

Vinted lowballing bastids.

If Crossy meets Ebin before me I might just top myself desu

i feel like eva6 is emotionally sensitive and i'm walking on eggshells a bit
BUT
(if it's OK to say this) i feel like she might be a bit of a tomboy and is just here for a bit crack on like the rest of us

(sorry)

>3 small plates for 14.99
fucking hell

i know they vary by location, and it's been years, but i always remember them being 3 for 9.99. five quid for a small plate? that's just, well, a plate, surely?!

If dubs I get an escort, if evens I garn Malverns, if odds I just sit and wallow at home

>>81598476
You should go Nottingham x

>>81598451
Worse than Ebay in my experience.

>>81598480
Someone in Nottingham recently suggested meeting up and when I said yes they stopped responding

i should go nut in him x

>>81598287
I wouldnt argue that as much as id say that fulfillment comes from having been a part of something, helped others in getting something bigger than us done ( Not like sprittual or nowt but like.. bigger picture kind of thing )
I like being around people and having gotten my hands dirty. I can have that pint at the end of the day and go aye.. i got that thing done or we helped get that thing done, whatever like. Id be helping my mate do his welding or fixing broken machinery.. go from that to whipping about 5 shipping containers into, load, and out of the yard in like 2 hours on my own.. help keep the place tidy.. go and have a brew and sit with the QTs in the office. It was sweet. That is fulfillment to me .. and then i get paid. Thats me thanks, going out for meals with the lads.. nights out n shit.. its all part of it. Its not so much ooh work is my life.. work was a lifestyle? Does that answer your question at all? I did try to think there

I can see the squeeze but I can't see the juice

Oh my days a britfeel meetup in Nottingham?

Vinted CUNTS trying to scam you out of 3 quid. Fucking Hell they are some stingy cunts.

>>81598513
Mate you've missed it, the /britfeel/ summer meetup was last Thursday on Snowdon

>>81598490
some people are just shy
Chika owes me some money but if i could meet him outside Plummer Court to get that 20/30 quid (cash) then i could just go to one of my appointments? he'd be calling my bluff

>>81598531
>Chika owes me some money
Go on

Do you wear a shirt when you "garn malverns"?

>>81598533
I sometimes wear that shirt (I'm actually wearing it now)

That's an odd edit though, I don't own that pair of trousers

SOON WILL THE BENNIES GET CUT
ALL YOU NEETS GETTING FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c04dn3v616yo

>>81598542
That's so funny. You must be laughing your arse off that people are using AI to put autism trousers on you

STARMER IS COMING FOR YOUR BENNIES NEETS. IT IS GETTING CUT. YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK

>>81598546
>He added that the projected increase in the number claiming Personal Independence Payments (Pips)

They're pips not NEETs

>>81598502
yeah i think that's human nature, and it's why i'd support collectivism over individualism. i think the UK is a weird one, here, and i wish we were a bit more like Europe.

to put on my socialist hat just a bit, i'm all for the welfare state, NHS, etc, and it's sad to see lads against it. even if you're a racist or against Twitter SJWs, i think it's both caring AND pragmatic.

like fuck we're at a point where we blatantly just invent jobs for jobs' sake. people are COMPLAINING about AI. actual robots doing shit the same way we had farming mechanisation, industrialisation, the printing press... "robots doing stuff for us" should be a fucking science-fiction utopia, instead it's "oh no, our work, we need that to live!"

me? i want domed cities with robot slaves/wives, and any fulfilment comes from intellectual pursuits, bonding with my fellow man, and some recreational activities (whether it's physical sports or playing computer games). we could have PART of that now, even though human nature is the aspect we can't change.

>>81598550
Really had to do a double take there, my first thought was "I swear I was wearing shorts that day, and in either case I'm sure I don't own a pair of trousers like that" Then I looked up the original image to see that the top half is me, but in the original there are people in front of me, and the building is similar

>>81598555
>to put on my socialist hat just a bit

>>81598554
The Guardian has this really odd house style where they always write acronyms in sentence case. so people with Btecs claim Pip and Swat teams are on the lookout for Isis.

does my head in.

>>81598546
>already hundreds of comments from scroungers doing nothing, sat at home scared

>>81598555
I want neets to be turned into gay sex slave and to be royally fucked repeatedly in imperial gay saunas.

>>81598568
thanks lad, i anticipated you, and i love you <3

Get the pips into the warehouses

>"I probably spend at least 100 pound a month with Asos - my latest holiday shop (over several orders) was 500 pound," she says.

Do women really do this?

>>81598550
I think the trousers look great imo

There's no warehouse jobs

>>81598589
>my latest holiday shop

>>81598563
Fantastic, creasing. BTW I hope you know I was just bantering/playing dollies last night when I was being a bit harsh about your intelligence.

>>81598589
Lad I spend more than that on clothes and I'm a man. That's actually not much for a woman to spend.

i have 11 cardboard boxes of various sizes scattered around my floor.
18 paper carrier bags, plus more stuffed in a drawer.

need them for recycling, me.

ironing your shirts makes a huge difference

Would make a decent /britfeel/ meetup this

>>81598618
What if Ruth was there

last time i bought clothes was over a year ago. 5x plain T-shirts. still in good condition.

>>81598546
>two more weeks neets!

>>81598618
Would be funny if we all went and had a laugh with Ruth and the one lad who is desperate to talk to her is cowering at home as usual.

It makes my cock fucking hard thinking about all the neets on britfeel crying because based Starmer is cutting their mental health bennies. The tears and pain fucking hell it is so hilarious.

>>81598625
Do you have a gf? What's your income?

>creasing
heh.

>>81598632
I get PIP but I'm not a NEET. It's on top of my well paid WFH job.

>>81598618
>Pub called The Swan

Should be called FREE THE PAEDOS. I want a pub to make a strong political statement.
Or just compromise and call it The Swan and Paedo.

>>81598603
It's so subtle though, it's not like you'd caked me in tattooes and football shirts or something, the edit was subtle enough that I only just noticed. Maybe other photos posted of me have been edited slightly for all I know (I'm fairly sure the one of a close up of my face has been slightly edited too). I thrive off ridicule lad, I even made this piece of OC a few days back and it's already been reposted twice used to mock me

low int, high cha.

>>81598645
I can't take credit for your new trousers mate, that was someone else.

>>81598639
What is your long term disability lad?

might fart in the next 10 seconds

>>81598555
Trips, neat.
Im for welfare to a point to.. especially in the short term like what.. say 12 months for people who dont NEED it. Proper dribblers n that, cripples n the like ect.. they get a pass but anyone who can work should be helped/ made to. I hear not even all that long ago, my area had a scheme where people without a job would be given like 50 quid a day and taken to ditches that needed digging out, or cleaning rivers n fixing stone walls. Things any mong can do just to keep em busy, put a few quid in their pocket and generally improve the area. Reckon i might write to a counciler or MP n see if we can get that going again

>>81598650
I have ADHD.

>>81598632
This meme isn't going well is it buddy? Nowhere in his proposals is he cutting peoples mental health benefits.

>>81598625
I have one pain of jeans and 3 hoodies. I just can't be arsed buying clothes and the only people who see them are people on the market when i buy shopping

>>81597093
I'm learning currently, second test soon, I dont mind driving but I just cannot fucking stand really busy roundabouts, can do everything else but its so easy to get a serious, didn't take that split second opportunity? minor, do it again, fucked it m8, go too soon? fucked it m8. It's just RNG roundabouts, will it be normal levels of traffic? or will you be there for 5 minutes whilst every cunt filters though and theres no opportunity to go with a blocker or any easing up on traffic flow.

LMAO they all talk like Trump to Trump using his language

Britfeel mountain trip would be good, what if we all went Nepal and went up Everest base camp?

>>81598722
All looking like very athletic individuals

>>81598717
This is how HHL's parents talk to their sons

Imagine watching a 10+ minute video of someone tasting fast food slop and giving it a score of 8.7623464 out of 10

can't stand the stupid goblin in Star Wars

>i'm looking for a great warrior.
>wars not make one great!

that's not what he said, you stupid green cunt

god why does every think require so much effort, every single thing I do in a day is a task on a bulletpoint in my brain and getting through the list just fucking kills me

>>81598711
What's the highest mountain youve climbed?

>>81598732
>weird faraway look in his eyes
>little paedo tache

his moustache was inspired by his love for hitler

>>81598633
no. UC + standard rate PIP.

not dressing 'for others'.

why did he keep that scraggly moustache for his mums wedding

>>81598792
He does whatever tiny thing is in his power to upset people

>>81598761
he is the Oswald Mosley of our generation

Losing an extra grand a year on council tax because I can't spend my bennies fast enough to keep it up under the 3k limit. Maybe I should learn to drive or something

he's actually quite good-looking.
you lot are grasping at straws.

>>81598812
just transfer it into a separate savings account. ASAP so when it come to "three months worth of bank statements" time, there's no suspicious transfer.

>we're not looking at what you spend your money on, or anything, haha
you are though.

>>81598819
I never once said he was ugly.

Shippy wanting to have a homosexual sexual relationship with a 32 year old glaswegian crossdresser isn't what i'd of expected.

>>81598722
Id prefer the pub

>>81598842
I wouldn't say I expected it but I'm not that shocked to be honest.

>>81598759
Triglav, lol

>>81598839
yous are all going on about his looks, though. he's actively handsome, not just 'not ugly'.

don't get me wrong, i think it's unfair and he SHOULD be ugly. if he wears it on his face, it's because he's an unpleasant guy. but as pure objectification? handsome fella.

>>81598866
I'm talking about his moustache and the look in his eyes that suggests mental illness lad. Even though you fancy him you should be able to appreciate that.

>>81598804
that would likely be Louis Mosely who is currently UK CEO of Palantir

>>81598877
>the look in his eyes that suggests mental illness
got those Jeffrey Dahmer eyes. i'm not a woman, i don't fancy blokes who will probably kill someone some day. (he always goes on about his murder fantasies, maybe some coke-fuelled day he'll act on them.)

>>81598882
Ivo Mosley was the best Mosley. weeaboo who hated his granddad's guts. died last year.

>>81598900
I think there's a non-zero chance that he will do something really heinous and mental one day. He is an utter weakling coward though so I doubt it will be violent.

>>81598224
>play some 500+ hour game, read all those books, get fit as fuck
I have no motivation and am mega apathetic about it. I've reached the point where even vidya bores the fuck out of me.

>>81598241
>i suggest getting a productive hobby that you can do at home and try to develop interests that you actually enjoy
I am yet to find such a thing, or I just have that "muh depression" action where I go to start it then go "whats the point" and stop and wallow. Can't push past it.

reminds me of when Little Miss Juststopoil turned out to be from some rich oil family. their official statement was some, 'well, she's doing the right thing now :)' type waffle.

if you have actual wealth, and want to do the right thing, and it's not some vanity project: go out onto the street, find homeless people, give them money. no tricks or gimmicks. just withdraw money that you have access to, hand it to these people.

The consequences of wearing an expensive clock in London, Earls Court
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750779221412241.mp4

It very sad

>>81598804
A rich tosspot who changed his principles whenever it suited him and pretended to like the working man to get power?

>>81598922
he's not going to get a gun and assassinate a politician, or kill all brown people.
he IS going to throw a temper tantrum and stab Steve with a kitchen knife.

HHL if you read this, go to some anger management group/therapist.

I had the chance to molest a child once and didn't do it. I doubt there's many lads here who could say the same.

>>81598950
Why would anyone carry an entire clock around with them. This lovely gent was just offering to carry it for him.

also piss off obvious non-brit

>>81598943
i know this might be a stretch, but could it be ADHD or something? have you ever tried speed?

>>81598950
needs the Benny Hill theme.

>>81598950
>politely chase each other at a light job to avoid bumping people
>casually nudge a sign, other guy, "don't worry mate, i'll get it knocked over"

very considerate crime, this.

>>81598964
Kind of weird how he has a few 250ml beers and goes back to the same violent fantasies. I've got no doubt that's on his mind sober too.

hes literally just got the autism stare, I have the same thing and I dont plan on murdering people ffs, fkn neuros coming after us autists again

>>81599085
Talking about what he says on here mong

>>81599085
nah there's being a bit blank and expressionless, then there's being a psychopath (incidental to his autism).

watch some of those police interrogation videos with actual killers, you know it when you see it (or at least, neurotypicals do)

>>81598796
>does whatever tiny thing is in his power to upset people

>>81599108
I literally have the same thing reeeeee
>>81599096
I dont pay attention to him enough, I thought he just posted about oven pizzas and coke?

HHL is low key cute/good looking, we have to admit that.

I do think Helper is closer to sociopathic than autistic. He has the lack of empathy people wrongly put down to autism but for real, he quite obviously has no regard for anyone else including his family, doesn't deny that either. No sense of shame or feeling bad about anything except the most simple sense of "I'm hungover" "I'm skint". How happy he gets at world news of miserable events. Not hard to see how a 5 foot sociopath in a underfunded part of the country in the north east would get taken for autistic to people not paid to look that deep into it.

>>81599145
t. latent homosexual

>>81599124
>I literally have the same thing reeeeee
people JUST KNOW if you have murder-brain. it's like a 'psychic' power neurotypicals have, if you want to think of it that way. we can just read stuff in people's faces.
if you aren't some angry guy who wants to harm people, you won't be projecting this, even if you don't emote much. don't worry about it lad.

>>81599145
it's like he's always shapeshifting into some Tommy Robinson, football-hooligan type, but can't quite make it.

>>81599145
Kevin passed away in 2022. It not right

Mum bought one of those Vibrapower plates from eBay for 50 quid last year and now because we are all on diets she has pulled it out and Ive just had a go and fuckin ell I was shaking like a shitting dog stood on it. Apparently you can burn hundreds of calories just by standing on it for 15 mins, it wasnt too bad.

>>81599183
>another post about poverty and obesity

I beg you please stop.

>>81599183
>Apparently you can burn hundreds of calories just by standing on it for 15 mins, it wasnt too bad.
that sounds like total bollock tbqh

>>81599145
Sean looks better with his little tache tbqh

>>81598950
bizarre how everyones just watching

>>81599156
yeah, by-and-large most autistic people i know are really nice and lovely. maybe they can't empathise in the sense of putting themselves into other people's shoes, but they're definitely sympathetic and want other people to do well, in a straightforward way that's kind of refreshing.
i know meltdowns come with the diagnosis, but that can be as straightforward as a break in routine, or some sensory/overwhelming thing.

HHL actually wants suffering. goes out of his way to get off on it. it's like any principles (including Nazism/racism) come after the fact.

>>81599183
Your mum was scammed Blad mate.

His father looks like a benidorm resident

>>81599183
is it one of these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9_amg-Aos4

>typing on this shit

https://d1scord(dot)gg/Y9E4exff
Server for meetup.

>>81599204
>it's like any principles (including Nazism/racism) come after the fact.
I think that's spot on desu it doesn't seem like he honestly cares about politics sincerely so much as it's an extension of coomer brained dom/humiliation shit and a way to see people suffer.

Blad exemplifies the three most horrible elements of the human condition. Poverty, obesity and ignorance.

The sad thing is he's actually a lovely guy.

>>81599230
wheres the meetup then

britfeel: armchair reddit psychology edition

Unironically, Britain would be astronomically better if 90% of the population were evangelical Christians.

>>81599145
Pat Mustard is his dad?

>>81599228
>Uploaded 17 years ago

>>81599260
This is Shippy, isn't it?

>>81599188
I dont think I will lad. In fact im going to carry on just to spite YOU specifically. Would you rather me post about feet and been britfeel personalities from 10 years ago?
>>81599194
Apparently I burned 1100 calories in 15 mins but I think thats bollocks as well lid. We will see on the next weigh day.
>>81599228
This one lad.

>>81599252
i think we've accumulated enough Helper content to make a reasonable assessment of who he is

oh my days lmao b lad has bought one of those vibrating weight loss devices

>>81599247
Sandford Lane lad

>>81599270
the fuck does it do? is it like that Wii balance board? it just...vibrates?

wouldn't mind a standing desk with some kind of treadmill or exercise bike, i'm sure that must exist

OH MY DAYS LIDS

>>81599279
Haha. Its been at the back of the couch for months. Mam pulled it out to give it a go.

>>81599230
Id be v keen but i dont do cinemas g

Quick update on Bald's diet?

Not right what he did to those boys in mischief mansion

>>81598842
I don't want anything of the sort, just a platonic friendship

>>81599288
>i'm sure that must exist
lad .. you just buy the standing desk and the walking pad separate

>>81599270
>would you rather me post about britfeel personalities from 10 years ago?

Yes please lad.

>>81599288
Just vibrates from side to side rapidly.

>>81599279
just imagine a 24 stone lad sitting on that chair as he posts in /britfeel/

>>81599270
If you're exercising make sure to eat enough calories too me lid don't want you having more health issues.

>>81599295
Doing well thank you. I will keep it short because I dont want that lad filling his nappy over my posts.
>>81599311
Trying to limit myself to 1500 a day at the moment.

me? i just wear a magnetic bracelet with hematite and jasper.

>>81599325
what if you put that on your willy

>>81599318
1500 is all well and good but remember if you're exercising too you need to have a bit more. It's 90 percent diet anyway so don't worry about any exercise me lid until you get a bit fitter. Can't wait for your Chad era.

>>81599156
I think HHL is probably more moral than most people. You have to bear in mind that 1/3 of women in the UK have murdered someone, and most felt little if any remorse.

ok here we go x

>>81599332
>>81599332

>>81599300
seems like there's some obvious flaws to walking in place while also using a computer
on a normal treadmill i DO use the arm guard things. i also use the bar when i play DDR.

nothing wrong with that, is there? doesn't make me some sort of clumsy spastic with no sense of balance, does it?

>>81599335
If anything, those females promote it

>>81599343
i think using the arm bars make the exercise less effective

>>81597633
Based aussies making big racks a legal requirement.

>>81597825
This isn't the 2024 manifesto, this is from years ago.