Thread 81624677

What do you think about big butt boys

>>81624677 (OP)
GYATTT DAMN get yt over here a bbc on the double

whyyyyyyyy do u guys wanna be us soooooooo bad???????????????? why do you guys pretend to hate women when in actuality u are simply jealous and want to be us? /gen

>>81624677 (OP)
please stop trying to make me gay

sorry i know i'm a pervert but how can you look at that and not immediately fantasize about being his fart slave??

>>81624677 (OP)
Lmao holy shit that looks like mine

>>81624766
you cant say shit like that w/o proof, faggot

they're too hot for me. I'd be happy with an average guy.

>>81624677 (OP)
I love slutty boyhips.

>>81624787
Cope
https://litter.catbox.moe/0lre92ny70fpvcfn.jpg

>>81624978
Nice fat ass dude.

>>81624978
damn!
I wish mine looked like this, but it's flatter

>>81624978
oh god, i'm coping so hard right now
uhh... you need more pics to prove me wrong

>>81624978
I think you agree built for bbc

>>81625042
Ty lol
>>81625062
If you really want it, i can give you my leg workout routine if u promise to eat well and be consistent

>>81625076
Sure
https://litter.catbox.moe/gcpl6hvltf05s9xz.jpg

>>81624677 (OP)
big butt moids on my homeboard //////////////

>>81624677 (OP)
need 2 spank

>>81625323
please be my boywife

>>81625411
I might have a fat arse but other than that nothing about me qualifies as "wife". Im not feminine or pretty

>>81625323
How could you possibly get an ass like that?
How does it look without underwear on?

>>81624677 (OP)
I wish I had a bigger ass, but I'm too skinny to have one any bigger.

>>81625443
nice, we can shave together lol

>>81624677 (OP)
i want to kill myself with 10mm auto
https://litter.catbox.moe/z75i9sn6c4jltutu.jpg

>>81624677 (OP)
They're chad only I'll never get to fuck one.

>>81625461
By training, im also a few kg over the weight i should be so im going to start cutting to have a better silhouette
It looks uuh normal lol, i have a mole there right where the boxers stop
>>81625496
Oh that's cute then i would like it
I just dont want to catfish anyone into thinking im a femboy or trans

>>81625528
Wrong i just want a guy who loves me as a bro then rails me. It's unironically harder to find than said "chad" or just going on grindr and being a whore
Unironically just having similar interests and showing interest in me is enough

im bussin to every photo ITT

>>81625520
Mogs me, what do u do to stay smooth ?

>>81625602
genetics i guess
a shitty electric razor too
i want to be a farmer though, not some faggot whore.

>>81624677 (OP)
i try to be one but my ass is ugly unless im angle frauding unfortunately

>>81624978
Reup?

>>81626447
Too late early bird gets the worm

>>81626502
hehe and i was the earliest lil birdie

>>81626447
I think there's something to be said that a woman who willingly and intentionally wants to get that massive will probably know how to be attractive in other ways

>>81624677 (OP)
I fucking love bussy!!! :D

>>81624677 (OP)
It's never fat enough.

>>81627764
That's morbidly obese

>>81624978
>>81625323
>404'd
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>81625653
what kind of electric razor do you even use

>>81627802
So what? Did I fucking stutter?

>>81627923
You're nasty

>>81627764
god i need an obese twink in my life

>>81627949
Wtf is the bar that low

>>81627972
if you break it down the bar is actually higher because eating a bunch of food requires more effort than not eating a bunch of food

>>81627949
>obese twink
You can't have an obese twink. You're either a fat femboy or some sort of bear. Twinks are slim.

>>81627984
based mouth breathing retard logic

>>81627984
Getting fat is easier than losing it since you can get fat easily off of junk food while eating healthy requires a modicum of effort

>>81627999
you can be skinny and eat nothing but junk idiot

>>81624690
men can do womanhood better than women can lmao

>>81627995
>You can't have an obese twink

>>81628031
Words have to mean something or they are useles. If you are a twink and you get fat you become a femboy or a bear or cub or smth. You cease being a twink. Just like if you get too muscular you become a twunk.

>>81628064
ok an obese twink is now an oink

>>81624677 (OP)
I think it's not gay to fuck them

>>81628072
A toink?
Whatever works it just can't be the same word because then twink stops meaning anything.

>>81628015
Baffles me how subhumans like you believe this while also not knowing how caloric intake works

>>81628111
there are people on youtube who have documented their weight loss eating nothing but mcdonalds precisely because they understand calories and you clearly don't

>>81628137
>There are people lying on the internet
color me surprised
>what is the quality of macros

>>81625520
ugh I want to take turns with a fembot sucking on a femboy popsicle
>captcha: GR0MD
yes, I was by this board into being a massive degenerate

>>81628180
you don't understand weight loss

>>81628074
GOD i wish my ass were that big
if i was mentally ill enough id get a sugar daddy to help me get BBL

>>81628201
Do you ? No. That's what i thought

>>81628206
unfortunate that you're not mentally healthy enough to eat better and workout either

>>81628212
i eat good and workout thobeit

>>81625520
i want to ejaculate into your rectum

>>81627917
>>81626447
Should i repost

>>81628607
the robots demand your behind!

>>81628607
If it's phat

>>81628686
not bad but i was hoping for fatter

>>81628686
post hole you dumb fucking slut

>>81629067
Nope you didn't ask nicely.

>>81628686
Nice butt slut

https://files.catbox.moe/0vdruw.webm
huh

>>81629202
Damn, cheeky

>>81629202
Cute :3 we should slap or butts against each other

>>81629202
>those scars
hot. need a cutter boy in my life.

based thread :3
https://litter.catbox.moe/2yo7ooncv2v991ek.mov

>>81629202
so pale <3

>>81627764
Not even a tranny gtfo

>>81629226
;)
>>81629261
that sounds like fun
>>81629264
lol I don't cut, I think I was just leaning my arm on my chair or something before making that and it left creases
you can see it's like on my elbow, not where you would cut

>>81629269
Based cake thread

>>81629269
Do it wobble with no hands tho

>>81629269
that is NOT a boy (show penis)

>>81629344
>(show penis)
nah its brown and cut and ugly sorry

>>81629374
>brown and cut
And cute.

>>81629261
>>81629202
You fags are lacking wtf get on estradiol and lock yo shit

>>81629067
i second this

>>81629082
spread them cheeks please

>>81629441
They're double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon thoughbeit

>>81629374
>penis shame with a fat fucking ass
holy based you need to get fucked

>>81624690


Life on easy mode is what these dudes want and its the easiest way to get it

FACT
Femboybots have a duty to let lonely robots rail the fuck out of them to relief stress.

>>81630481
too bad only twinks like me are willing to do that

>>81628074
Thats a woman

Zara Elise

>>81624812
jesus christ how horrifying. whats that liquid crap glistening under her right ass cheek?

>>81624978
i gotta get around to posting my own ass sometime. its bad. im pretty sure im the closest living thing to this meme. negative ass. the flatest and flabbiest ass around, i make nursing homes blush.

>>81630679
plz show tummy cutie

>>81629269
>.mov
god damn it

https://files.catbox.moe/g3tz8l.png
>tfw smaller than almost everyone here

>>81630979
time for you to do some squats anon (On my cock)

>>81624677 (OP)
If i was an attention whore fag, i bet i could make some hella good replies off you dumbasses if i posted my ass, kinda looks like the one in pic rel.

>>81624677 (OP)
god i wish men actually had asses like this IRL

I just started on a serious regimen of ass training at the gym. I want to have the fattest ass and titties a guy could ever have. I hope My ass will look noticably bigger by the end of the year.

>>81624677 (OP)
When I was horny and confused from excessive masturbation, I thought very lowly of them and considered them pretty much subhuman holes, but never pursued it. Now I consider them to be mentally ill and lost, being taken advantage of by manipulative people who don't actually care about them. They look to please others because of various complexes and disorders manifested to the extreme.

>>81631115
To further note, the more I learned about anal sex and gay sex in general, I actually considered it even moreso immoral to pursue these kinds of men as I would only be contributing to their deteriorating health.

sorry dudes. my first* gf was a foot shorter and half my weight, and it took me ages to realize it but my brain idolized it and so im forever stuck lusting after the 4 foot tall, 80 pound, flat ass, flat chest, thigh gap monster.

*intentionally misleading. only gf i ever had, and we never did it, so i can still potentially redeem my wizard status. only partially tainted i think

>>81630763
NTA but here :)
https://litter.catbox.moe/vqck4w0wy5juhscd.jpg

>>81631068
I'd love to train my ass like that, but I'm so skinny that I can't build the muscle required, and I'm hesitant to put on weight as I don't know whether or not I'd have a good fat distribution.

>>81631334
Smash next question.(even though in reality it would be the other way round).

I only wear slutty panties now...

>>81631334
tummy spotted
i VILL kiss your tummy and you VILL like it

>>81631228
The thigh gap is accentuated by contrast, if she was just a skinny thing with skinny thighs then who tf cares if there was a thigh gap.

>>81631462
well, i get what your saying, i just dont understand why you would want a thigh gap that isnt related to skinny...ness...nes.

>>81631376
Why is that ? Are you a bottom ?

>>81631419
Yeaaaaaaah pls do >:3

>>81631485
I personally don't give a fuck about a thigh gap regardless, I like thick thighs and fat tits

>>81631561
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh if i still had my disc, i'd have asked for yours already

>>81631334
it's unfair that i don't get to molest twink bodies like this through the internet

>>81631644
ah well i guess weve hit just some fundamental difference or something here. i just dont understand why you wouldnt want a thigh gap, but cant really explain why you would? i believe the clinical term for my condition is "retarded".

>>81631713
Not everything needs to be reasoned, you can just say because you like it. I like giant milkers and soft tummies on girls, I don't feel the need to justify it.

>>81631728
NO EVERYTHING HAS TO HAVE A REASON and if we cant find one instantly we should shitpost about it forever on the internet until the heat death of the universe.

totally serious about the above. its a lot more interesting than us getting along. fuck that gay shit.

>>81631651
Just make a new one, all it takes is an email adress
I'd give you mine, but i'll wait till you make an account

>>81631672
Trueee

>>81631749
That's kind of what lead to my not posting much anymore, people just say shit for the sake of saying it because they legitimately have nothing better to do.

>>81631764
you dont have to take it seriously or even respond. let them yell at the clouds, lol. selectively choose want you want to reply to

>>81631409
>that skindentation
SEEEXXXXX

>>81631758
i'm this anon >>81631672 add me if you want to let me talk more pls: tendiesandfries

>>81631922
Done, added you on disc :)

>>81630807
the quality is gonna suck no matter what
im a chinkphone user...

>>81631561
Well yeah i arguably am a bottom, but the main reason is i am 5'3 so, quite unlikely id be very good at being dominant lol no matter what.

bleh
https://litter.catbox.moe/vx1bvtiffm1e7ayn.mp4
>>81627917
shitty $20 one, phillips
>>81628182
stahp anony
>>81628520
only if youre white kek

>>81635001
Would you let me fuck it?

>>81635036
i guess so
id prefer you to be gentle though

>>81635070
I can be very gentle on the beginning but I have a big penis and you know how man are, once we're close to orgasm we have to pick up the pace and there's no stopping us

>>81635001
>only if youre white kek
nazi femboys? more common than you'd think!

>>81635094
I'd actually argue femboys are on average more racist than an average white person. Good for them though.

>>81634505
That's hot, i'm 5'11

>>81635346
Dude if your the guy who posted that tummy pic, you sound way too fit to still be posting here.

>>81624677 (OP)
Mine is pretty fat, but I'm in my 30s and balding.

threads like this make me wish i was actually gay instead of just horny at the sight of plappable asses

>>81636135
congrats, you might be gay

>>81636135
If helps then I'm willing to dress up for sex, but then we hang as bros after.

>>81636135
Anon, the walls are made of glass you know.

>>81636141
it's fun to pretend sometimes
>>81636148
but what if i have an uncontrollable urge to kiss you incessantly after? it's the sort of thing i'd try to do, i think
>>81636155
not much consolation for a guy who has no stones

>>81636216
>but what if i have an uncontrollable urge to kiss you incessantly after? it's the sort of thing i'd try to do, i think
This is a risk I'm willing to take especially if I get to stay in your lap

i hate being gay :(

>>81630979
nice hips bro
also post cock :3

>>81635428
Thank you, but i'm really not. I'm just lanky as fuck and somehow it looks like that

>>81636597
You'll find a cute bf, i'm sure of it :3

>>81624677 (OP)
>What do you think about big butt boys
They make me feel sad, I miss the one attached to someone.

>>81637302
Don't care look hot as hell to me, i would suck it.

>>81637327
no i wont i will live my life as i will certainly die: alone

>>81637594
Thank you anon <3 means a lot to me :D

>>81630979
sauce?
originally of course