What do you think about big butt boys
>>81624677 (OP)GYATTT DAMN get yt over here a bbc on the double
whyyyyyyyy do u guys wanna be us soooooooo bad???????????????? why do you guys pretend to hate women when in actuality u are simply jealous and want to be us? /gen
>>81624677 (OP)please stop trying to make me gay
sorry i know i'm a pervert but how can you look at that and not immediately fantasize about being his fart slave??
>>81624677 (OP)Lmao holy shit that looks like mine
>>81624766you cant say shit like that w/o proof, faggot
they're too hot for me. I'd be happy with an average guy.
>>81624787Cope
https://litter.catbox.moe/0lre92ny70fpvcfn.jpg
>>81624978damn!
I wish mine looked like this, but it's flatter
>>81624978oh god, i'm coping so hard right now
uhh... you need more pics to prove me wrong
>>81624978I think you agree built for bbc
>>81625042Ty lol
>>81625062If you really want it, i can give you my leg workout routine if u promise to eat well and be consistent
>>81625076Sure
https://litter.catbox.moe/gcpl6hvltf05s9xz.jpg
>>81624677 (OP)big butt moids on my homeboard //////////////
>>81625411I might have a fat arse but other than that nothing about me qualifies as "wife". Im not feminine or pretty
>>81625323How could you possibly get an ass like that?
How does it look without underwear on?
>>81624677 (OP)I wish I had a bigger ass, but I'm too skinny to have one any bigger.
>>81625443nice, we can shave together lol
>>81624677 (OP)i want to kill myself with 10mm auto
https://litter.catbox.moe/z75i9sn6c4jltutu.jpg
>>81624677 (OP)They're chad only I'll never get to fuck one.
>>81625461By training, im also a few kg over the weight i should be so im going to start cutting to have a better silhouette
It looks uuh normal lol, i have a mole there right where the boxers stop
>>81625496Oh that's cute then i would like it
I just dont want to catfish anyone into thinking im a femboy or trans
>>81625528Wrong i just want a guy who loves me as a bro then rails me. It's unironically harder to find than said "chad" or just going on grindr and being a whore
Unironically just having similar interests and showing interest in me is enough
im bussin to every photo ITT
>>81625520Mogs me, what do u do to stay smooth ?
>>81625602genetics i guess
a shitty electric razor too
i want to be a farmer though, not some faggot whore.
>>81624677 (OP)i try to be one but my ass is ugly unless im angle frauding unfortunately
>>81626447Too late early bird gets the worm
>>81626502hehe and i was the earliest lil birdie
>>81626447I think there's something to be said that a woman who willingly and intentionally wants to get that massive will probably know how to be attractive in other ways
>>81624677 (OP)I fucking love bussy!!! :D
>>81624978>>81625323>404'dNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>81625653what kind of electric razor do you even use
>>81627802So what? Did I fucking stutter?
>>81627764god i need an obese twink in my life
>>81627972if you break it down the bar is actually higher because eating a bunch of food requires more effort than not eating a bunch of food
>>81627949>obese twinkYou can't have an obese twink. You're either a fat femboy or some sort of bear. Twinks are slim.
>>81627984based mouth breathing retard logic
>>81627984Getting fat is easier than losing it since you can get fat easily off of junk food while eating healthy requires a modicum of effort
>>81627999you can be skinny and eat nothing but junk idiot
>>81624690men can do womanhood better than women can lmao
>>81628031Words have to mean something or they are useles. If you are a twink and you get fat you become a femboy or a bear or cub or smth. You cease being a twink. Just like if you get too muscular you become a twunk.
>>81628064ok an obese twink is now an oink
>>81624677 (OP)I think it's not gay to fuck them
>>81628072A toink?
Whatever works it just can't be the same word because then twink stops meaning anything.
>>81628015Baffles me how subhumans like you believe this while also not knowing how caloric intake works
>>81628111there are people on youtube who have documented their weight loss eating nothing but mcdonalds precisely because they understand calories and you clearly don't
>>81625520ugh I want to take turns with a fembot sucking on a femboy popsicle
>captcha: GR0MDyes, I was by this board into being a massive degenerate
>>81628180you don't understand weight loss
>>81628074GOD i wish my ass were that big
if i was mentally ill enough id get a sugar daddy to help me get BBL
>>81628201Do you ? No. That's what i thought
>>81628206unfortunate that you're not mentally healthy enough to eat better and workout either
>>81628212i eat good and workout thobeit
>>81625520i want to ejaculate into your rectum
>>81628607the robots demand your behind!
https://litter.catbox.moe/fqw1godqn334z2vp.jpg
>>81628686not bad but i was hoping for fatter
>>81628686post hole you dumb fucking slut
>>81629067Nope you didn't ask nicely.
https://files.catbox.moe/0vdruw.webm
huh
>>81629202Cute :3 we should slap or butts against each other
>>81629202>those scarshot. need a cutter boy in my life.
based thread :3
https://litter.catbox.moe/2yo7ooncv2v991ek.mov
>>81629226;)
>>81629261that sounds like fun
>>81629264lol I don't cut, I think I was just leaning my arm on my chair or something before making that and it left creases
you can see it's like on my elbow, not where you would cut
>>81629269Do it wobble with no hands tho
>>81629269that is NOT a boy (show penis)
>>81629344>(show penis)nah its brown and cut and ugly sorry
>>81629261>>81629202You fags are lacking wtf get on estradiol and lock yo shit
>>81629067i second this
>>81629082spread them cheeks please
>>81629441They're double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon thoughbeit
>>81629374>penis shame with a fat fucking assholy based you need to get fucked
>>81624690Life on easy mode is what these dudes want and its the easiest way to get it
FACT
Femboybots have a duty to let lonely robots rail the fuck out of them to relief stress.
>>81630481too bad only twinks like me are willing to do that
>>81624812jesus christ how horrifying. whats that liquid crap glistening under her right ass cheek?
hha
md5: 33930f1d8cd8f61ab512aa9ebaa795ac
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>>81624978i gotta get around to posting my own ass sometime. its bad. im pretty sure im the closest living thing to this meme. negative ass. the flatest and flabbiest ass around, i make nursing homes blush.
https://files.catbox.moe/g3tz8l.png
>tfw smaller than almost everyone here
>>81630979time for you to do some squats anon (On my cock)
>>81624677 (OP)If i was an attention whore fag, i bet i could make some hella good replies off you dumbasses if i posted my ass, kinda looks like the one in pic rel.
>>81624677 (OP)god i wish men actually had asses like this IRL
I just started on a serious regimen of ass training at the gym. I want to have the fattest ass and titties a guy could ever have. I hope My ass will look noticably bigger by the end of the year.
>>81624677 (OP)When I was horny and confused from excessive masturbation, I thought very lowly of them and considered them pretty much subhuman holes, but never pursued it. Now I consider them to be mentally ill and lost, being taken advantage of by manipulative people who don't actually care about them. They look to please others because of various complexes and disorders manifested to the extreme.
>>81631115To further note, the more I learned about anal sex and gay sex in general, I actually considered it even moreso immoral to pursue these kinds of men as I would only be contributing to their deteriorating health.
sorry dudes. my first* gf was a foot shorter and half my weight, and it took me ages to realize it but my brain idolized it and so im forever stuck lusting after the 4 foot tall, 80 pound, flat ass, flat chest, thigh gap monster.
*intentionally misleading. only gf i ever had, and we never did it, so i can still potentially redeem my wizard status. only partially tainted i think
>>81630763NTA but here :)
https://litter.catbox.moe/vqck4w0wy5juhscd.jpg
>>81631068I'd love to train my ass like that, but I'm so skinny that I can't build the muscle required, and I'm hesitant to put on weight as I don't know whether or not I'd have a good fat distribution.
>>81631334Smash next question.(even though in reality it would be the other way round).
I only wear slutty panties now...
>>81631334tummy spotted
i VILL kiss your tummy and you VILL like it
>>81631228The thigh gap is accentuated by contrast, if she was just a skinny thing with skinny thighs then who tf cares if there was a thigh gap.
>>81631462well, i get what your saying, i just dont understand why you would want a thigh gap that isnt related to skinny...ness...nes.
>>81631376Why is that ? Are you a bottom ?
>>81631419Yeaaaaaaah pls do >:3
>>81631485I personally don't give a fuck about a thigh gap regardless, I like thick thighs and fat tits
>>81631561aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh if i still had my disc, i'd have asked for yours already
>>81631334it's unfair that i don't get to molest twink bodies like this through the internet
>>81631644ah well i guess weve hit just some fundamental difference or something here. i just dont understand why you wouldnt want a thigh gap, but cant really explain why you would? i believe the clinical term for my condition is "retarded".
>>81631713Not everything needs to be reasoned, you can just say because you like it. I like giant milkers and soft tummies on girls, I don't feel the need to justify it.
>>81631728NO EVERYTHING HAS TO HAVE A REASON and if we cant find one instantly we should shitpost about it forever on the internet until the heat death of the universe.
totally serious about the above. its a lot more interesting than us getting along. fuck that gay shit.
>>81631651Just make a new one, all it takes is an email adress
I'd give you mine, but i'll wait till you make an account
>>81631672Trueee
>>81631749That's kind of what lead to my not posting much anymore, people just say shit for the sake of saying it because they legitimately have nothing better to do.
>>81631764you dont have to take it seriously or even respond. let them yell at the clouds, lol. selectively choose want you want to reply to
>>81631758i'm this anon
>>81631672 add me if you want to let me talk more pls: tendiesandfries
>>81631922Done, added you on disc :)
>>81630807the quality is gonna suck no matter what
im a chinkphone user...
>>81631561Well yeah i arguably am a bottom, but the main reason is i am 5'3 so, quite unlikely id be very good at being dominant lol no matter what.
bleh
https://litter.catbox.moe/vx1bvtiffm1e7ayn.mp4
>>81627917shitty $20 one, phillips
>>81628182stahp anony
>>81628520only if youre white kek
>>81635001Would you let me fuck it?
>>81635036i guess so
id prefer you to be gentle though
>>81635070I can be very gentle on the beginning but I have a big penis and you know how man are, once we're close to orgasm we have to pick up the pace and there's no stopping us
>>81635001>only if youre white keknazi femboys? more common than you'd think!
>>81635094I'd actually argue femboys are on average more racist than an average white person. Good for them though.
>>81635346Dude if your the guy who posted that tummy pic, you sound way too fit to still be posting here.
>>81624677 (OP)Mine is pretty fat, but I'm in my 30s and balding.
threads like this make me wish i was actually gay instead of just horny at the sight of plappable asses
>>81636135congrats, you might be gay
>>81636135If helps then I'm willing to dress up for sex, but then we hang as bros after.
>>81636135Anon, the walls are made of glass you know.
>>81636141it's fun to pretend sometimes
>>81636148but what if i have an uncontrollable urge to kiss you incessantly after? it's the sort of thing i'd try to do, i think
>>81636155not much consolation for a guy who has no stones
>>81636216>but what if i have an uncontrollable urge to kiss you incessantly after? it's the sort of thing i'd try to do, i thinkThis is a risk I'm willing to take especially if I get to stay in your lap
>>81635428Thank you, but i'm really not. I'm just lanky as fuck and somehow it looks like that
>>81636597You'll find a cute bf, i'm sure of it :3
>>81624677 (OP)>What do you think about big butt boysThey make me feel sad, I miss the one attached to someone.
>>81637302Don't care look hot as hell to me, i would suck it.
>>81637327no i wont i will live my life as i will certainly die: alone
>>81637594Thank you anon <3 means a lot to me :D