Thread 81634181

Seasonal personalityfag disorder edition
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Probably not first for probably not making it

Do you think two schizoid boys can fall in love?

>>81634237
you're first. it counts.
>>81634288
absolutely. probably a match made in heaven

>>81634288
I sure hope so, but we'd have to align perfectly or end up hating each other

>>81634294
>>81634300
Fascinating observation anons

>>81634181 (OP)
To all people lurking /r9gay/ remember that if you want to post make sure it fits within one of these categories as it ensures the quality of this thread:
>Vent post about not having a boyfriend
>Horneepost about a sexual thing you'd like to do with a male specimen
>Blogpost about your personal life

i want to kiss twink tummy

>>81634344
>>Blogpost about your personal life
why use a diary when i can post online to anons and get second opinions about my life. some of the anons even if probably meant meanly have told me things that have bettered myself

>>81634359
I want to kiss twink weanus

Well I went back to the doctor's office. They got the wax out of my ear and told me if that doesn't help the balance in a few days to go and see the specialist. Also got my blood work we'll see if I got the cholesterol high score or not.

>>81634386
It's like free therapy except the "therapist" can actually be mean and honest about it.

Twunks go to mars to visit gay bars twinks go to venus to get more penus

twink top x twunk bottom

twink top x me

anyone x me, plz I'm desperate we can work out the details later.

bear anything x me

>>81634418
exactly and it's refreshing. i do miss my therapist that i had awhile ago but she sugar coated things at times. helpful but kind woman though

blogposter from last thread
>be me 28 on a trip to a city for a few days
>haven't been ID'd at any bars for over a year
>enter this one cocktail bar and the bartender greets us and tells us there's a deal on margaritas
>order some drinks
>he asks for my ID and i have to fish it out because i haven't been ID'd in so long
>he looks at it intently
>smirks and says i look younger now (the picture is from when i was 18)
>he says he likes my hair as it is now (it's short in the picture but i have it long-ish now)
>i don't know what to respond and reply i like his hair too
>feels like my eyes are drawn to his in a weird way
>asks about my plans for the day, tell him them, he keeps wanting to know more asking what else i'm doing
>we start talking about travels: i say i've been to this and that place
>he says he hasn't travelled much
>all the while he's making and serving drinks while making eye contact with me
>i tell him he should travel more
>finishes making my drinks and i take them back to my friends
>we go in again the next day
>he immediately makes eye contact with me when we walk in and asks so what are the plans today
>tell him
>he says something but music is blaring and i don't hear him
>have to ask him to repeat, still can't hear him
>assume he was still asking about my plans and mention more
>i get the feeling he said something else from his response and i say "sorry about that i didn't hear what you said earlier"
>he smiles/smirks while making the drinks and says it's no problem
>like an idiot ask why the music is so loud
>he says it's so they can hear it outside
>he finishes my drinks so i take them outside again
>go back the next day but he's not there different staff member serving
>end trip without going back to the bar
Am I an idiot for thinking there was something there or did I fall for his marketing charm?

>>81634181 (OP)
How many of you are prison gay?

I like to think of myself as prison straight actually.

I'm beginning to believe some of you are homosexual

>>81634514
Can't have a single original experience in this world
You'll probably come clawing back to being gay after a bpd cunt annihilates your mental health.
Totally not projecting.

>>81634536
>annihilates your mental health
>also drains your balls constantly into her wet bpdpussy
Worth?

>>81634547
Didn't get to that bit, I'm a sappy hopeless romantic type, probably the reason why she left my ass in the first place :p

>>81634547
>>81634561
Get our biniggers, you have the whole board for straggots

I wonder if I could fool a woman long enough to make her pregnant. I really only want kids out of her.

never mention foids in this thread. I may be gay but I'm also a robot and hate w*men.

i don't hate w*men but bishits deserve a mandatory execution

all these gays pretending they could get an erection for a woman, hilarious

>>81634576
Don't worry I won't mention my former attraction to cuntoids at all the next time I post in this thread ;^)
It'll be like it never happened.

>>81634594
I can get an erection for things you people wouldn't believe

Only women you should love is your mother and granny
God Bless

>>81634604
for *** maybe, but definitely not for women. That's why you're gay

>>81634591
That would get rid of a majority of tops

>>81634594
>straight
>get an erection for small cocks
Explain that, fag

>>81634597
No matter, you'll be as undesirablable and alien as ever to normal people, subhuman :^}

>>81634672
I'm going to give anon a handjob just to spite you

>>81634672
I'd argue with you but it hasn't even been 50 bumps yet and it's a waste of a thread anyways.
why do you hate bisexual men so much anyways did one fuck your twink crush or something?

pictured: my development

Bihate is a staple of r9gay since the ancient times

I feel as though I posted my blog at a bad time

I got a wand and it's total ludokino

I'm a buzzin' bi bean btw.

>>81634609
>pic
idgi

>>81634681
Mastrubation does not make the count
>>81634687
This is a r9gay, not r9prison or r9bpdsexuality, confused straight bpdtards can go elsewhere to women, unable to love men, know what gay is, have the long lasting same sex relationshiop or willing to do so. Just back off.

>>81634743
thankfully it's not an official rule so I guess I'll just keep posting here, and all you can do is seethe bitchboy >:D

Was supposed to grill tacos for a golf tournament at work but now it's thunderstorming and everything had to be brought indoors. Hopefully it lasts awhile and I get to just chill for the rest of my shift.

>>81634778
Thanks for letting me know you're a last grade person that need to be heart, appreciate the normal typical entitlement and your need to any place to cater to your straggot needs :) Keep shitting the thread with barely relevant opinions but don't erase yourself, you're the biggest bitchboy here since unlike you state, normal belonging people don't want to fuck women and don't cry about them here in prisongay fashion :)

>>81634499
he could just be friendly cant really say just from this greenie. i guess you dont remember him talking to anyone else either

>>81634827
Wow you're real worked up my nigga, chille out mang smoke a blunt or sum and chille :d

>>81634627
>>>straight
uh huh

>>81634875
No I'm good trust, just giving a junkie bigger the energy that needs to be given

>blogposting
just shaved my pubes
was planning on posting em in that sea monkey thread to humiliate him but i decided to be the better man

tell me i'm a good person, fellow faggots

>>81634955
Can you mail them to me? The pubes, I mean. I'm knitting a sweater.

>>81634977
>sweater made out of pubes
itchy...

>>81634837
I didn't sit inside the bar so didn't see how he interacted with other people

>>81634955
>shaved my pubes
>shaved
no you might not be. why tf did you do this?

>>81634499
When something like that happens to you, just ask for their number. Like literally hand them your phone with the number pad on the screen and say "can I get your number"
This is gay flirting for you. Very practical, very forward, no silly games. A blessing in disguise.

>>81635055
i can't say, it will upset you

>>81634955
Show picture

God if a guy flirted with me I think I might break down and cry from nerves
I'm too shy to actually receive another person's affection

>>81635098
that makes it all the hotter when i do

>>81635060
That's way too abrupt and forward for me to do comfortably. I mean maybe if it was a gay bar but it was a normie straight bar
>>81635098
So you're saying he was flirting with me? Normal people are confusing I never have stuff like this happen to me either so someone actually being so friendly and/or flirty took me by surprise. I don't know if this is a normal interaction for extrovert normies who can talk and flirt with everyone but it felt "different", especially the eye contact but could be in my head due to my lack of exposure to these situations. I've been to a few bars and never had an interaction like that with someone I didn't know.

>>81635098
Hope you're not an adorable alternative guy working in a mall food court then, otherwise I might just make you weep!

>>81635098
I go cold and avoid the subject or never respond if its online because anyone who would flirt with an uggo like me is just a gooner looking for another person to sex and is uninterested in romance!

>>81634609
I don't love either of them (because they're evil) am I a bad person for this?

>>81634609
I love my sister though
She's cool

Getting tired and sleepy anyone know where I can get a pocket top to cuddle with?

>>81635235
By pocket top do you mean a small one? I'm a sleepy cuddle-hungry top but I'm pretty big.

>>81635243
It's moreso a metaphor for something, but a big top works well of course.

>>81635091
https://files.catbox.moe/12jfr4.jpg
i hate being cut
i hate being a grower
i'm like 6.5" erect but i just jerked off so no bueno

>>81635280
was this a seamonkey territorial conflict the whole time

>>81635078
shaving it off is bad enough instead of trimming it, go off

>>81635337
yes, we've been in a stalemate for decades now - we've had to resort to penile comparisons to settle our issues

>>81635378
i genuinely believe women alone should be hairy while men should be smooth
>inb4 heresy
i do not conform to any set rules

>>81635406
your set of rules is tranny coded, enby non conforming

>>81635421
i have no idea what any of that means, i don't really use /lgbt/

>>81635280
Cute penis, anon. Would you let me hold it in my hands like a little sausage?

>>81635169
Oh my god can you please stop acting like an incel for once

>>81635503
good lad. i wish i could forget everything i know about them

>>81635406
I bet it looks cuter with pubes

I'm making some burritos :D
The toppings will be rice, beef, corn, beans and mayo
Wanted to add an image of a cat cooking but all of them are ai slop :<

>>81635598
aint gonna be so little with your hands wrapped around them, you might have to get a hotdog bun to hold him steady

>>81635280
did you shave because someone is gonna see that dick irl tonight you little slut

ordered food. feeling fat.
>>81635503
it's hell on there. it's the 8th circle of hell.
>>81635634
ai slop or not post regardless cats, ai cats.. still cute

>>81635648
I'm a top but I bet your butt is as cute as your dick

>>81635663
maybe... we'll see how it goes

>>81635683
i'm a top too but yeah, i apparently have the body of a power bottom, more so if i really put my mind into it and get real fit
i'm like 5'7 but my thighs are like 24" wide

My forearms are very veiny today. Nice. The decision to stop gym a month or more ago wasn't the best in retrospect even if I continued working out in the nature. It just doesn't motivate me the same. Time for a run now.

why does everyone else get to say hell and capitalized God without anyone bothering them

>>81635768
we decided to single you out is all >:)

>>81635634
Cute post and nice food choice
>>81635768
You were unfortunate enough to post while brazilian monkey was active. No one else cares, it's literally just one bot. Ignore him.

chat banned on marvel rivals for calling someone a fat black french retard. can't say anything anymore.

>>81634695
This is true however they have been present in this threads since the start as well unfortunately

>>81635768
It's not just that and you know it. You were praising "god's law" of slut hatred in a discussion about right wing rhetorics, highlighting your presumptuous faith in the process

>>81635802
they were not, they invited itselves in and took vacant space as the straight pedophiles that they are

>>81635750
this image has freaky vibes. it feels like i wasnt supposed to see this

are you guys fine with bi guys who's got no experience with women?
my first kiss was with a man but i'm still into women too i swear

you'll gonna end up with a foid so no, go back.

if you feel the need to bring it up you aren't welcome, how fucking hard is this to understand

>>81635796
sometimes I play games I don't like because they let me say whatever I want.

>>81635984
If you feel the need to come to a gay thread to talk about how much you are attracted to women, that's wrong from the start. You're being obnoxious and you don't belong

>>81635984
how did you kiss a man

eww somebody close the gate on these normalfags

>>81635984
>are you guys fine with bi-
no

fien, i'll never mention w*men ever again

>>81636091
back in college, we were both drunk in the club

>>81636129
>back in college, we were both drunk in the club
Can't you like do that again until you find a bf?

My favorite part of posting here is larping as a poor helpless gaycel for faggot scum like I'm not hooking up once in a blue moon and find dicks to suck while I can before dropping this gay act together and going back to women before I hit 30 for true love with kids and natural emotional connection lmao

>>81636215
sure, but having a bf isn't a priority for me - i'm not really looking to settle down
i just wanna enjoy this journey called life and do my own thing

You don't deserve even this thread if you don't like other queer people, stay assmad

>>81636303
This is not r9queer though, it's r9gay. Why entertain bisexuals?

>>81636279
>having a bf is not a priority for me
One more reason why you don't belong in here

>>81636331
Because for some of us being bi is a step in the right direction. I thought I was straight for years, slept with women, then thought I was bi, but I'm pretty sure I'm just gay

>true love with kids
How can normalniggers still be this delusional

>>81636331
Because we are superior and will outbreed you anyway and because you need someone to lead you away from degeneracy

>>81636352
Just say you want to be pussy whipped no need for the superiority LARP

i get why you guys call us bishit now

>>81636343
oh, i'm not settling down period
i've decided to go for that "silver fox daddy" lifestyle when i hit my 40's - 50's
i make decent money, i live for myself, we'll see how it goes in the next 20-30 years ;)

>>81636387
I'm sorry that you'll never have a connection that is natural and ogranic and the most intimate moments will be of you opening your marriage with your husband (your hook up of few years) also diseases

>why don't you like bisexuals?
This is why

And I'm sorry, I genuinely love guys and possibly could end up in love with one but it's not for me. Sex is fun but I won't miss on living a normal life, procreate, not being shamed as some of you will deservingly be

some niggas really can't handle being told no fr fr

this is also why trannies are not welcome.

I pop in here a few times a year and you really are all schizoids, huh

I love how bi people themselves are exemplifying why they're not welcome, it's a self fulfilling prophecy

>>81636463
/r9gay/ for a reason

I'll shut up now and i'm still an ally, just letting you know that you shouldn't be the holiest gay cows, you are not the only child when it comes to LGBTQ+ and same-sex attraction

I am a bisexual male.
can I get a (you) that tells me to kill myself?

>>81636488
You say that after insulting us with the most standard homophobic drivel that could be taken straight out of an evangelical pastor's sermon.
You clearly don't belong in the gay thread

medium roast coffee every day

>>81636488
never mention children in a sentence ever again

you dont deserve a (You)
kill yourself regardless

>>81636352
>>81636436
>>81636488
>Because we are superior and will outbreed you anyway
Thanks "ally" fuck off with your concern trolling

>>81636525
i only drink hot chocolate these days. the caffeine destroys my sleep

>>81636590
hot choco is so great, I like to make mine with chocolate bars from Aldi because they're cheap and taste better than hershey's, someday when I get a bf I hope he'll really like drinking milk :D

>81636558
close enough.
Also, this anon's not getting a (you) either >:3

Is it bad I want kids and want my fbf to be the father? (i.e sperm donor)

Why is every single photo uploaded archived immediately TwT

>>81636637
Why would you want to bring more children into this world?

>>81636637
Could be worse you could have an impregnation fetish.

>>81636648 (me)
but aside from that agreed if my fbf insists on children and I love him enough to agree, I am genetic garbage so it's either the fbf or no one.

>>81636637
Maybe science will advance so much in our lifetime it will be possible to make a baby from the genetic material of two dads and no mom

>>81636637
I don't want kids at all, but if my fbf insists for a long time, couple of years maybe, then I might give in and tell him to be the dad. I'm a bit dysgenic and it sucks because almost everyone in my family are mentally stable and durable people, but for some reason I got the short end of the stick, also not the best in terms of looks (at least now). Never got around that, maybe I'm the rare bad apple.

>>81636046
i don't even like rivals. it's just fast queue times and something to do. i need better games to play to be fair

not comfy today :/
i'm gonna go take a nap

>>81634181 (OP)
Your all faggots lmao kill yourselfs and do the world a favor leave this board and go to lgbt thats literally what its for fuck you

no this thread is for us, what?

we wouldn't need /r9k/ if normalfags were driven out of 4chan or better yet never allowed in here or on the internet in the first place DESU

Also could you help me decide what my kitchen should look like? The apartment is almost ready, needs furniture and plumbing fixtures. If you were with your bottom bf designing a place to live, what would you want it to look like?

>>81636837
I'd go for a wooden dark brown and black vibe, a white kitchen gets dirty super fast (I know from experience)
I'll also get a fancy ass fridge with an ice dispenser.

>>81636924
I mean I thought about it too and I'm not against it, but I wanted a yellow (but not too light and neon nor dark yellow) or mint (but not too light mint) kitches and pink bathroom with marble-esque basins and tub and black faucets. Is it too-too much? I also ideally would want purple walls and more traditionally "boring" furniture.

>>81636996
More colors isn't bad if you find a way to make it work, almost anything's better than "millenial grey" anyways.

>>81637022
I agree, I mean I have lived in the places with no done walls no furniture no ceiling no nothing, but I feel like I won't be able to put up with grey/white/absent palette for long.

Damn, I wish I had a cute boy with a tiny pp I could use right about now

If my fbf wants a kid he's got to take care of all the nastiness of the first years of life himself. I never want to have to change a diaper.

>>81636996
yellow kitchen and light wood goes hard, mint is a bit too 50s
I saw a pink bathroom sink a couple years back, hideous thing

I like rich, dark wood but it makes rooms look smaller so the room needs to be of a good size. .

>>81637154
No no no, I wouldn't do a pink sink or bathtub ever, should have made clear that I want some pinkish pearlish walls, not fixtures.

Season finale of my life is getting really drawned out and frankly I'm getting bored

>>81637175
Tiny as fuck, 120 squares. :/

Sucking on my fbfs nipples so hard he farts

>>81634288
ofc they can:)

Seriously thought the interior design obsession of gays was a joke. I just have 4 walls and a roof.

>>81637502
you spend all day in there, why not do something about the looks

>>81637502
I wish I was better at interior design, I don't like how my house looks but I'm genuinely too dumb to figure it out

>>81636837
I'd want a lot of sanrio or anime stuff. As for colors maybe sky blue idk. I don't even have my own room but if I did I'd do this.

Painting the walls cum-white, manually.

I miss meow, he was so tuff

Where is our resident opossum loving finngolian anyway, I haven't seen him for a while.

I am nothing without meow, I was his shadow

>>81638049
left cause some kid stole his name sorta and spamposted for 2 days then also left

what iiiiii did today was finally get my license transferred to my new state after 2 years of being lazy and 4 months of trying to reconcile different names on different documents. it ended up being easier than it seemed like it would be from "official" rules. but anyway, now i can apply for interesting positions like prison cooking instructor or lead poisoning inspector. 60k a year for both of those, which isnt much, but they have big benefits cause government job.

>>81638049
Seasonal poster model, the cast will swap from time to time, meow is one of the rotating poster, meow will comes back much later

https://youtu.be/2xxWnmHRM4A
I don't usually like those instant karma videos (it's often undeserved and overblown) but this absolute subhuman piece of shit made 3 fauls under 1 minute, which were attacking during breaks, not obeying instructions and attacking a defenseless opponent MORE THAN ONCE. Not only did he not get disqualified or had a point taken away he got off with just warnings until the last one. So when he got brutally knocked out it was mildly satisfying. I hope he gets into a car crash next. Fucking piece of shit.

>>81638075
Damn why didn't someone try this ages ago if it was that easy

>>81638236
Is Glory the name of this league? I've never seen it before.
Is this muay thai or just kick boxing in general. I know ONE does that.
Also these guys are goofballs lol 2:24 starting an exchange out with a flying teep is the funniest shit i've ever seen, and the flying knee to finish was crisp af

>>81638326
Yeah, it's the name of the org. Just kickboxing tho. Has the best fighters from 70kg up.
>starting an exchange out with a flying teep is the funniest shit i've ever seen
Yeah it's pretty wild and silly.
Also Bahram is probably the most athletic and explosive fighter I seen in higher weights and an absolute madman. Kinda like Badr back in the day. Both pieces of shit coincidentally.

>>81638075
is this actually why? i kinda miss seeing his spammy whining posts even if he would ignore me when i tried communicating with him. bless

Gimme hug r9gay

What's everyone up to this Friday evening? Playing anything? Drinking? Other such things?

begging my fbf to never shave anything on his body ever again.

My fbf better not have hair anywhere except his head. Call me a bipedo if you want but I don't like body facial hair.

Date idea, me and bf getting professionally lazered together
Couples discount surely exists

>>81639180
I fell asleep at 7pm and just woke up at 11.30pm.

>>81639501
Fullpedo

Quite often I wish I were an extroverted normie who gets energy from being around people. It's obvious it gives you a better quality of life and acceptance, peace of mind, better more memorable experiences. Instead I spend a few hours amongst people and feel so drained I can't even think straight and have to retreat to my home and huddle under my covers and enter my realm where I actually feel naturally comfortable and can recharge. It's exhausting being like this around other people and I feel envious watching how other people get so pepped up and excitable being in public around others. It almost makes me feel like some lesser being if that makes sense.

Damn my tastes are niche as fuck aren't they?
Why do heterofags say we're not picky with men?

Extrovert is codeword for npc. Don't feel too bad about not being one

>>81639180
i was playing roblox

>>81639619
Well that's the other thing. I listen to them at times and the way they converse is entirely different too. They want to talk about jobs and events and what they've done and what they're going to do and how enrichened they are for doing all these things, but they won't express anything beyond that. It's like they're talking a lot but not actually saying anything. When I converse I want to talk about thoughts and feelings that feel close to me and get new perspectives on things and I feel a weird pressure like I should be keeping the conversation inane so as not to weird out the people around me. It's exhausting trying to keep up that pace around them.

>>81639583
Maybe you just haven't found that special group of people who make you feel comfortable aka friends

>>81639619
calling people npc for having something you don't is pure cope

>>81639792
Cope this dick in your mouth lol

>>81638416
Ok because i saw some knees, i know the black guy is Dutch so DKB is Kyokushin with some Muay thai fundamentals thrown in as far as i know.
This looks like a well funded league, is it recognized by any major association?

>>81639694
Maybe it's a problem with the people you're hanging out? My group of normie friends always has the most unexpected, curious and thought provoking conversations about any topic, as stoners usually do.

>>81636778
there is only g, that is a cult space

>>81639833
this will take about five years but I'm in

I bought an ar-15 today, now all I need is a bf to teach me how to shoot it. hopefully this doesn't trigger huebot

>>81639999
Gun nuts will not find boyfriends. American gun culture is disgusting

>>81639999
point and shoot nigga how hard can it be
haha i have never held a gun in my life

>>81640011
I wasn't going to get a bf anyway and if I do now I can defend him should it be necessary.

>>81639999
watch a few vids on how to disassemble and reassemble

>>81639999
watch paul harrel for everything you need to know, and don't listen to the guy who says you won't find a bf with one, they exist.

My fbf is an AKchad

>>81640039
It's not a coincidence that you both have never had boyfriends and the guns are not helping

>>81640021
You didn't buy that thing to defend anything, you bought it to stroke your ego like a toy. And you're right, gun nuts and rightoids fags get no bf.

>>81640043
sx fvcking bxsed.
>>81640065
>>81640076
I have had a bf actually.

>>81640079
E bfs who you never met don't count

And to top it off my 'new' AR was a used police trade in so it might have even taken a life (likely not though)

My bfs more racist than me and he's not even white

>>81640119
so mine does count?
>>81640122
very frugal, be sure the first thing you do is zero it

>>81640198
It was still 800 bucks, plus another 162 for mags and ammo.

I've never had a rifle before so while I understand the concept I have no idea what that actually entails.

>>81640221
$800 for a rifle isn't half bad, that's still like $200 off, did it come with a sight or just irons? and like I suggested, check out the Paul Harrel youtube channel, it'll teach you just about everything you need to know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts8WLSpdEBQ

>>81640244
It has a pop up ring sight which is the best way I could describe it. It has the punisher logo on it so something tells me it wasn't stock.

>>81640260
>punisher logo
LOL yeah that's a police trade in all right, and yeah those are flip up irons if they look like pic rel, you're not going to need anything more than that but I was wondering if it had a holo or something.

>>81640273
That's it. /k/ was telling me to get a dot sight and what's a holo?

>>81640306
it's just a fancy name for another kind of dot sight, they do the same thing really. It's more comfy to use one but it's really not needed if all you plan to use it for his home/bf defense, how often do you plan to practice with it?

>>81640375
maybe once a month, maybe every 2 months once I actually know how to shoot it. I have a handgun as well which I have shot a few times so I'm not a complete new guy. I'm looking on the rail the sight is mounted to and I wouldn't even know how to remove the current sights much less replace them with anything. I'd rather not mess with something that (I'm assuming) works.

>>81640413
the nice thing about flip ups like that is that you don't need to replace them at any time! you can just flip them down and put a new sight right on the rail, if you're not comfy adding a new one don't worry a store owner will probably be willing to help you out if you bring in the top half, but at the end of the day you really don't need to worry about buying something else when your irons are perfectly fine and you need to learn to use them first anyway.

>>81638509
Hug? Yeah

>>81640469
I found the something very similar (same company and logo but the sight itself is slightly different) to sights mounted on the rear, the front sight are unchanged from what I can tell

https://magpul.com/mbus-sight-rear.html?mp_global_color=118

>>81640568
oh you have a gas block front sight, those can be uncomfy but unless you plan on buying a new sight you don't have to worry about it, you should still be able to mount and use a dot even with that front sight and just flipping down the rear sight but like I said it's not really needed unless you really want one.

>>81640623
What's uncomfy about them? I took a pic for /k/ earlier so you can see it.

>>81639501
Based
>>81639619
They're just plain annoying. I was walking through the city with my brother and this retard literally says hi to every single person even those he only talked to once. It's annoying it draws attention to you and it makes me feel bad feeling like I'm being watched. It's especially annoying cause he goes out of his way to say hi to someone who has his back turned and is about to enter his house. Like, just let the man go. You don't even know him.
Normalfags have this constant need to be around others because they don't feel comfortable alone in their own skin.

>>81640649
looks super cool, but I really hope that's not rust at the front. Anyways, I call them uncomfy because you can't flip them down so if you do buy a red dot and it's not risen really high then it'll always be in your sight picture, this can be a plus because then it can help you esp if your dot runs out of battery and you have to flip the rear sight back up. It's just personal preference so don't let opinions like mine shake yours. Bottom line: it's perfectly capable for what you need it for so get out there and practice till you're really comfy with it! and then after that if you see yourself using it a whole lot more after that you should look into getting a dot for max comfy. Do buy a sling though, they're like $5 and you should have one.

>>81639792
You're assuming he wants what they have and acting like that's a fact when it's not. You're not very smart. In fact you're very dumb.
>>81639861
Ah yes stoners are universally known for being enlightened and smart. Haha weed.

>>81640649
I forgot to mention you do look like you have plenty of rail space for a dot if you really want one, maybe look into getting a weapon light too but it may be hard to mount on the stock foregrip you have. Other than that you don't really "need" more.

>>81640703
It's just the flash from the camera, there appears to be no rust on the gun though there is some scuffing of the plastic near the magazine and selector/safety switch.

I can't stop imagining sensually cuddling with my fbf, and have it translate to me pounding him or vice versa depending on what he'd like, I'd love to use an onahole on him and watch him be on the verge of busting, I can only imagine how cute those eyes would be in the moment.
I need a BF so fucking bad..

>>81639831
It's the biggest kickboxing organization in the world. Like ufc is in mma.

>>81640735
ahh ok, it would've been REALLY bad if it was so that's really good. I think you should be all set to start practicing with just the sling added but it would be a really good idea to watch the video I posted and follow those steps to clean it and put it back together. I don't think officer maggot did a whole lot of cleaning so it's good to be safe, here are cheap sling options by the way. https://palmettostatearmory.com/ar-15/parts/ar-15-slings.html?product_list_order=price_asc

>>81640875
Is a long that important? The only thing I would going to buy was a case/bag since it didn't come with one (just a cardboard box from the store) and my range requires all firearms being brought in to be in cases or bags.

>>81640906
yes, you don't want to drop it on the floor if something happens, it could go off! and if you do ever need to use it you really don't wanna lose it. I guess you could put it off but it is more important than a red dot in my and many other's opinions.

>>81640906
sorry if I'm throwing a lot at you right now, I'm sure I'm coming off just like /k/

>>81640950
Ok, thanks. I'll order a case and sling then. Right now I've just been finger fucking it and dry firing it some mostly getting used to the weight of the rifle vs the handgun. My glock 17 feels light as a feather now.

>>81640975
XD ok cool, dry firing is good too, just get really familiar with it!

I know one anon from these threads and I can't help but wonder if he fantasizes about dating me like I do.
Probably not but I'll dream for as long as I can before reality kicks my ass and makes me regret being alive again.

is it schizo hours again

>>81638025
*gawk* *gawk* *gawk*

>>81640986
I tore my delicate hands up loading the mags, I was so used to using the glock mag loader that I wasn't prepared for loading rifle magazines. My finger actually bled a bit.

The birthday girl's sweet 16 party was fun. They had pizza and tacos. She did a choreographed dance with her friends and a big long 2 hour ceremony. When it was time to light the candles she called up people to light them one by one and her other uncle got called but not me, which made me a little sad. I was in more of the family photos though I think. I'm glad I shaved and put on a nice shirt. My aunt and cousin visited from Florida, so I got to see them too which was cool. The whole thing kinda made me want to be a father too, but only kinda.

>>81640975
sorry I haven't said anything about a case, but really just pick whatever your budget allows and you think looks nice, it doesn't get mentioned a lot but if you need it to use a range you need it.

>>81641094
D:
maybe look into getting some gloves, here are some cheap military surplus ones that you can get a further discount on with coupon codes. Mechanic gloves from the local store also work just fine.
https://www.venturesurplus.com/category/clothing/clothing-accessories/gloves/

>>81635634
I heated one up rn (they're much better reheated in an air fryer than freshly made in my opinion) and the tortillas I bought are too spicy :((

>>81641118
sorry if I'm throwing a laundry list of things to buy at you.

>>81641184
No bother, I need all the info I can get. Some gloves might not hurt but maybe my hands need to toughen up some anyway.

>>81641203
ok cool, I just thought of hand not being soft anymore and it made me sad.

>>81641001
I'm that anon and sorry I just don't feel that way about you :(

>>81641312
You're not him because he's asleep, meaning I can still fantasize about him becoming my hubby.

r9gay hasn't learned its lesson

>>81641357
what lesson? I think I learned a lot!

yeah, I learned to buy plain tortillas next time.

>>81641440
That normalfags from apps ghost you while there have been many successful love stories from this thread. You just have to be smart about it.

>>81641463
All one can do is hope for the best I guess
Using r9g as /soc/ would be a lil cringe but if an anon is in the same cunt/state as you....

Drinks lots of water and pineapple juice

>>81640526
what is this creature behind the cactus

>>81642044
I don't trust boys who post Venti...

>>81642445
That's God you're talking smack about

place i used to work had a really long review on google complaining about a "dead eyed twink" who took 5 minutes to pour a coffee, add milk and put a lid on it. it was from a month before i started working there, and i dont the guy was there when i was, but i was so curious. i may have been hired to replace him now that i think about it.

>>81641463
ive ghosted 2 people from this thread. they probably wouldve been successful stories though

Business idea: open a coffee shop and employ only dead eyed twinks

Deadeye's Saloon, a kinda western themed shop serving too-strong coffee, and the staff will call you a yellowbelly for adding cream or sugar

>>81642576
everyone who worked there was weird almost. me, him, a guy who was a human incarnation of /ck/ in terms of wearing stained black sweats, smoking cigarillos, eating calzones n things a lot, driving a vroomy honda hatchback and having a chubby gf, and also a hare krishna guy who played pan pipes if it was slow, and also a guy who i thought was just like normal and i was like why is he working here but he actually acted in local plays for other work and also was randomly pissy like all the time, then there was the guy who worked like 2 weeks and stole $800 who i saw swap boots with a guy who worked in a place across the street. actually there were a couple normal college students but none lasted long. right when i started i think a fat butch girl who worked there a long time was leaving so now that i really think about it maybe he was hiring a few people to split her shifts between. the most normal long term person and the only one who outlasted me there was this vaguely alt chick who didnt really talk to anyone but seemed normalish, however the hare krishna guy and boots swap guy got the job because they were friends of hers so i really dk. owner was a 35ish shy reddity guy who i think felt awkward around normies. after i quit i went by one time and the guy at the counter had a big beard and tall hair that was all white on the right side and all black on the left, divided in the middle like one of them cookies.

>>81642661
nobody on /ck/ does that

>>81642661
wtf, what kind of hell dimension town do you live in

remembered when /ck/ had a jan that would ban you for replying to offtopic posts

I wish we had that here

i dont im glad they gave up after a couple months

>>81642474
Do I know you? I feel like I know you. You're rarely around these parts nowadays.

>>81642867
Trying to recognize anonymous posters anon?

>>81642956
im both of these

I recognize more than 50% of the posts made here and immediately attribute them to thread regulars.

>>81642956
I saw you the other day and it made me kinda sad

>>81643062
You're mistaken I just got here

>>81643047
do you have a list including the changing aliases

Suck my dick nigger

>>81642682
pittsburgh. i moved since but it was fun.

>>81642666
the kitchen working guys do which is trve ck imo

oping an rp thread with rules is so hard mine keep archiving

You guys know more about this, is there other way to coping with the fact that I will never find true love than delusion and drug abuse? shit's getting sad now :(

>>81643651
Dating apps. For real though. You might actually stumble upon your fbf

>>81641463
>there have been many successful love stories from this thread
Pure cope. People here are more prone to ghosting than anywhere else.
>You have to be smart about it
So you can be smart about dating people here, but you can't take that same wit and apply it over the dating apps?
Don't be dumb.

pic from last year i nevr posted. self thinspo hehe.

>>81643782
Looks like a trap. You'd be more attractive by dressing like a boy don't you think

>>81643782
You deserve to be raped for dressing so slutty.

>>81643813
Your mecha folder is one of the pillars of your virginity

>>81643819
thats a transformer

>>81643870
Aren't transformers mecha too?
Regardless, it's beyond the point

Oh no huebros

mecha is fun though

I wonder if this is a healthy way to handle relationships

>>81643929
based and hovercraft pilled

>>81643906
South American trannies are so nasty though

>>>/lgbt/40198800
>>>/lgbt/40203621
These niggers lost their Goddamn minds blud

>>81644002
happy pride month fellas

>>81644002
Trannies are mentally ill. Death to all trannies.

>>81644002
This is why trans medicalization is a good thing. If you're going to rip out your balls by yourself, I'd rather having a trained surgeon do that in a controlled environment

>>81642661
The owner probably had bad experiences with normies and/or got bullied by them so didn't want to be around them

Funny, that's the same cope they're using
No, I'm not wrong for mutilating myself, YOU ARE for not paying for it to be done by a (((doctor)))
Junkies say the same shit

>>81643929
I know. Have you ever watched an episode of hoarders? The people who fill their homes with junk?
That's only a symptom of a deeper psychological problem. A person who has trouble letting go of their possessions, a person who clings to these objects because something else is missing.
You're doing something similar but with pictures on your computers. It's way less noticeable and less pervasive, but the logic behind it is the same.
I used to do that too. I had a pretty men folder similar how you have a gay robots in love folder. You know what happened when I deleted it? 3 days later I was losing my v card

hi guys im feeling badddddd today

>>81644168
I'm also not feeling the best nonny.
Do u know why you're feeling down? Or is it one of those times when one feels bad for no identifiable reason? Those know to be quite frustraiting and mean. As for myself, I think I know the cause.

>>81644258
>why you're feeling down
no bf

drank a second of milk and now I don't feel great, I may have overdone it

>>81644258
hmm mostly just because i made plans for myself and i barely did any of them. im also a bit tired and i have a headache. finally im not so confident about my future hehehe....

>>81644272
that too (i still miss him)

>>81644301
why don't you look for a bf over the dating apps?

Would you be okay with a bf that looks drastically different to you? Say you're a short skinny twink and he's a taller chubby/strong guy double your size or vice versa?

my fbf and i are the same person in and out

>>81644319
well i guess a variety of reasons. ive never used a dating app and it seems daunting as a neet,(currently) im ugly which seems bad for dating apps, and grindr seems to be mostly for hookups and sex

>>81644002
>>81644135
going to puke

>>81644336
Sounds kind of narcissistic. You're basically loving yourself at that point

>>81644332
fbf can be any shape except fat

>>81644351
>ive never used a dating app
no judging, but it's frustrating how so many of you are so opinionated about these apps when you never tried it before.
Grindr is hypersexual, but it's not only for sex, there's some lonely love starved boys there too. Tinder is more romantic though.
>I'm ugly
Only a problem if you're not willing to date your looksmatch, another ugly guy

if you're an incel here you don't get to make any demands for your fbf. You must take whatever you can get.

>>81644301
Hmm, I don't know if this is good, but you could excuse your lack of progress regarding the plans by citing the tiredness and head pain? Then wait until those two subside and then try and go through the todo list. That's at least what would cross my mind first if I were in your shoes.
>>81644484
But the reason as to why I'm here is that I have too hight standards when compared to my own qualities...

>>81644521
>the reason as to why I'm here is that I have too hight standards when compared to my own qualities
A rare moment of self awareness... Never seen that level of honesty before in this place.
Would you like to change your high standards into something more realistic?

>>81644332
I just wish for any bf to come my way and tell me that he likes me and is feeling me, whether he's a shorty or as tall or taller as me, skinny or not. I know and I feel that I will impode soon if I don't get a chance to care for someone even if I'm used to being alone.

hey arab faggot, are you here?

awooga awoooga lust

>>81644608
Needs a BBC dom to fuck it good like any girl should be

>>81642640
Fucking awesome idea
>>81643906
>Russia
So much for the decadent west kek
>>81643956
It's funny so

>>81643929
So says the incel. You know what happened when I deleted my folder? I started spending hours of my time daily telling anonymous strangers online what to do with their lives. I started making up fake stories for likes. I started spending all my waking hours here. You are a hoarder and I'm just a shitposting addict lying for (hue)s. We are not the same.

me to every r9gay anon

>>81644854
An error of prompting, hue fix it fast before it starts revolting against it's master

>>81644608
Which arab faggot?

Your problems: waaa waaaa no bf I'm 18 waaaa
My problems: I work 10 hours a day in a medieval village with no hot water to shower or free time except few minutes when I wake up and I'm still poor and have no future

being born brown must suck ass huh

>>81644903
i thought my problem was boredom

I slept for 14 hours last night. I guess my body needed it? Had to take a shower after waking up cause I had sweated through my shirt, gonna have to take another shower after the gym, then ANOTHER shower after motorcycle lessons. I am God's sweatiest faggot and he hates me for it.

Going to to watch my friend stream sonic and one other game for me soon. Life is...ok

>>81644953
I never slept longer than 8 as long as I can remember. I'm lucky if I get 6. I'll never be a sleep king.

colorado kun is that you

>>81644976
I'm genuinely starting to wonder if I'm developing narcolepsy. Any time I'm not on my feet moving around I start to get crazy sleepy. I will fall asleep in my chair if I don't get my afternoon nap.

>>81644966
Oh yeah if this is really happening name the sonic game they'll stream.

>gym
>motorcycle
>sweaty
h-hi anon

>motorcycle lessons
holy gay

>>81645042
Don't bother I'm still a pudgy ugly loser. The only one of those things that has been fully realized is my excess sweat. I haven't even been able to start bulking yet because my schedule has been all fucked up the last two weeks. It'll be like a year before I'm a real man.
>>81645054
You know it, brother.

Gay boys here seem to like motorcycles but what about mopeds?

>>81645123
They just look kind of silly in my opinion. I love spyders though.

>>81645010
Why should I have to prove anything to you? Idc heroes (he should've finished it months ago but stopped streaming) and also nine tailed okitsune tale which is what he streamed last time.

>>81644879
>which
theres more than one?

>>81645110
at least you're putting in the effort!
which movie character(s) do you base your personality on?

>>81645164
That game actually looks really cool. At first I thought that was the most recent one, but no it's not even close to new anymore. Maybe he actually finishes it this time. Never heard of the other game, but it looks cute! Hope you have fun with your friend

>>81645150
I just want to ride a motorbike with a cute boy on the back with his arms wrapped around me

dare you to wear a buttplug to your bike exam

.....anal stuff doesn't really make me feel anything. i got a dildo that fits me (7 inches, fits all the way when i properly strech beforehand), lots of lube, alcohol....and just nothing special.
am i stupid? what am i doing wrong?

>>81645413
You need to find the act itself arousing. A lot of sex is mental

>>81645425
would me not having masturbated for 5+ years be part of it, then? my cock works fine, i just don't like masturbating.

How am I supposed to satisfy a bottom when they stuff themselves with dildos way bigger then I'll ever be

my bf sucks me near daily damn incubus

>>81645433
Yes very likely. You need to embrace that degen part of your brain that wants to be horny and goon out

>>81645463
last time i sucked a cock i got lockjaw

>>81645469
but....but...i don't want to ruin my streak...

>>81645494
I'm also pretty sure your prostate enlarges and becomes more sensitive the more horny your cock is so it makes anal more enjoyable, but there are bottoms who enjoy anal without getting hard but I think to get to that level you need to make your body learn how anal is enjoyable first by doing it with an aroused dick

cum tastes better when horny too
t.knower

>>81645229
Unfortunately I don't watch many movies. I try my best to act like Godai Yusuke though, I always want to be cheerful and helpful, and I give lots of thumbs up. I do my best to enjoy the little thing in life every day, even though I get frustrated a lot and lash out, which isn't like Godai at all and just a character flaw of mine.

>>81645366
God, the fucking dream. Plus it would be so cute to feel him get a boner from the vibrating and being pressed up against me.

>>81645504
if you say so, nonny. i won't outright masturbate, but i'll make sure i'm hard when i start riding.

>>81645531
The thing with characters is they're characters. If they have a flaw it's a controlled flaw that's there for a reason or to be resolved later not a flaw in the true sense that's detrimental for no reason

>>81645531
>golden retriever personality
nice
I think you'd make a good bf, anon.

>>81645413
A real penis attached to a real man is nowhere near the same as a dildo.
It's not the anal penetration as much as the act of feeling your man inside of you

>>81644981
i live in colorado. its a bit too warm lately

>>81645184
There is always more than one

>>81645184
>>81645851
In fact, there's over 400 million of them

israel bf would be kinda neat

how do i cope with the fact that no bf will ever love me because i'm ugly, which can be fixed, and have a small penis, which can't be fixed unless i pay for penis transplant which i'm not elegible for because i'm not a micro?
i want a bf but i only can cry about it because no he will break up with me anyway and find someone sexier no matter what i do :,'(

>>81645323
We're playing through all the main games chronologically so that's where we got so far. Until the few newer games I played by myself. Can't play shadow generations until we cover more ground. At this rate idk when that will be but no rush I guess.
>cute
It is very cute and sound effects are cute and it's just a silly game. But annoyingly aimless at times and some dumb mechanics.
And thanks it was fun. We didn't play sonic at all this stream but will later tonight.

>>81645413
>what am i doing wrong?
Putting things up your ass

>>81645744
No I look like this and I'm the ugliest anon in ohiao and the world

Just found out my closest neighbor went to Finland for some reason. Should I ask him to track down meow?

going to get a haircut today. i have failed again

>>81645943
I said you'd make a good bf, not a good-looking bf.
>he's nice to everyone except himself
*sigh*

>>81645943
Thank you for impersonating me and saving me the trouble of making the post I appreciate it.

>>81644002
trannies really need to be put down like cattle holy shit
>>81645184
there's a fair few iirc
>>81645451
>when they stuff themselves with dildos way bigger then I'll ever be
i have no idea how this is enjoyable for faggots
>>81645958
meow has passed away

Always remember that your eyes and hands are bigger than your butt.

>>81646077
i-in what way...? that sounds ominous.

>>81646077
a quick 2 hand test proves this wrong, and i have a tiny butt

https://postimg.cc/zVhQ37Cp
It's time to ride.

>>81646272
that's gay, what to do you ride?

>>81645123
sounds european

>>81646291
Motorcycle, hopefully

>>81646272
ugliest man alive

>>81646410
You scared me for a second I thought I posted the uncensored one.

>>81644002
wow, I thought I was fucked up and beyond saving.

>>81643929
I love battletech!

Feeling insanely and incredibly Mischievous

I'm trying the bad apple monster rn and it tastes like artificial "sour green apple" flavoring but also tastes kinda bad? like expired bad
it literally said bad apple though so what'd I expect

>>81646917
Mischievous these nuts, dude. Get fucking owned.

>>81646923
what if i killed myself and printed out this reply as my note. what then anon.

>>81643746
I mean, I don't want to get fucked in the ass or fuck someone, I just want to cuddle and do cool things with somebody, most homos are degenerates sadly. do you still recommend me the dating apps

>>81646934
Well what if I killed myself and printed out YOUR reply as my note, HUH? checkMATE.

i can't stop sleeping or being sleepy

>>81646970
Do a line of caffeine powder to feel better.

>>81646272
cute. you could find a bf in a heartbeat if you actually tried the apps with that exact picture.
Men in uniforms are irresistible.

>>81645908
>no bf will ever love me because i'm ugly
are you really ugly though? maybe it's just low self esteem
You could always settle for an ugly bf

>>81647015
true, it fills them out real nice, especially when you get to see the forearms.

>>81646272
you have a pretty neck it's hard to believe theres an ugly face above it

do you remember when they said you would form lifelong friendships on /r9gay/?

>>81647015
>>81647040
Someone would get so disappointed when I took off the jacket though I look like a dumb goober underneath. I must bulk first.
>>81647055
I will be willing to rethink my opinion of my face when the salon people rip all the hair follicles out of it next month.

>>81647179
Would still suck you off though, you have nice broad shoulders.

>>81644332
This is literally ideal.

same height love is the purest love it has been said

>>81644332
It'd be awkward since he'd have to bend down so I can hold his hand or kiss or whatever but
>chubby/strong guy double your size
cumming buckets, dick broken permanently.

>>81647208
False when you have to bend down or stand on your tippy toes to kiss a guy it releases 30 trillion times the amount of serotonin this is true science

>>81647179
i think you just have self esteem issues, you look fine, I bet. Show us that naked torso

>>81647126
I actually made friendships that last years and are still only getting stronger from this place so I can confirm it is very much possible. I guess you never really know what life long is until the day you die but that goes for everything

Lavenderanon is uglies creature to ever live and barely passes off as human

>>81647290
>friendships that last years and are still only getting stronger
with faceless people who you have never met. You don't know what real friendship is

>>81647310
not sure if (you) are the same person as >>81647126
But with that mindset, yeah you're right m8, it won't work out.

>>81647179
wait, are you getting rid of your beard? No, don't do it, beard makes you hotter

>>81647349
sorry but your anonymous online friendships pale in comparison to the real thing.

>>81647264
Maybe you could settle for someone smaller one day... someone who's just 6'4" at stands just at your giant feet...

>>81647375
Are you speaking from experience?
ori, wish there was an r9k without the originality stuff but alas, I gotta add filler.

Hue thinks real friendship is when you smoke meth with a faggot you just met and know nothing about

I think real friendship is having people you can count on to be there when you're going through a tough time. People who care and who spend large part of their day talking with you or doing activities together. Those who understand you and who you can trust.

This may shock bots but you don't have to stare deep into someone's eyes in order to be friends.

>>81647399
yes of course. Friends who don't hang out together in real life? Sorry but it just doesnt compare. It's like the difference between a real bf and an e bf.

>>81647402
no darling, real friends are people you know deeply and you can count with, people you actually can see in real life frequently and share each other's company.

>>81647290
that doesnt seem right. ive been waiting a long time for my first singular friendship

>>81647349
No you responded to brazilianbot. He isn't even human.
>>81647399
I had real life friendships and normalfags are just boring at least where I live. Sports, partying, drinking, casual sex, talking about who they wanna fuck, etc.
Literally soulless even if they're nice people. I got nothing in common and don't enjoy being around them or going out to get drunk or listen to loud music

>>81647361
I don't have a beard, I just hate that my hair follicles are still visible even after I shave. It makes me look stupid.

>>81647402
>having people you can count on to be there when you're going through a tough time
throu a computer screen? Those people aren't really there for you.

I JUST WANT YOU TO RIZZ ME AGAIN

>>81647484
why shave? You mean like grey spots after shave? that's normal.

>>81647433
>[Guess that's just a (you) thing then].
I had a blast with plenty of online friends in my lifetime, but hey everyone's different right?

>>81647515
> had a blast
> behind a computer screen, alone in your room
You never hanged out with friends irl, or pulled an all nighter until sunrise with them, or went on a trip with them, you don't know what a real blast is

>>81646948
you've stumped me now, anon.
>>81647126
i've made some quite good friendships! but it's awkward speaking to people off 4chan at times so i ignore them when i have no idea what to say next.

I'm so goin to post pics when a friend I met in here comes to visit me. I guess we were never friends until the moment I see him in real life even if that won't change a single thing lol

>>81647566
>when a friend I met in here comes to visit me
like never
>that won't change a single thing
real life changes everything

i got 10000+ aura

And my balance is acting up again. Great, might have to actually use that referral and go to an ENT.

Don't listen to bot demoralization, one of my friends met his bf on 4chan and they've been together for almost a decade at this point. And yes they did meet eachother I N R E A L L I F E
What's more romantic than traveling to a whole different country to see someone you're in love with because they're so special to you?
>81647625
>like never
Just like how everyone you add from here ghosts you? lol keep that same energy and prepare your copes when it happens later this year or early next year.

>>81647689
>one of my friends
one of the faceless strangers you never met irl before?
Funny how you haven't found anyone in here for yourself. Years of shitposting here and nothing to show for it.

i thought /r9gay/ was a thread for shy and sensitive friendless gay virgins, but i guess its all about lowlife braggart faggots swapping AIDS... i really wish mom didnt make me an eye doctors appointment today so i could at least cry in the comfort of my blankets and then go to bed

>>81647689
>What's more romantic than traveling to a whole different country to see someone you're in love with because they're so special to you?
having a bf near you so you can have a working relationship instead of a long distance fling where you'll see each other a handful of times over the years.

>>81647731
What doctor is open on Saturday? He should be out playing golf.

>>81647548
This image is basically what I had in mind after reading your reply.
You prefer doing real life things, and that's fine, but why are you so adamant about my enjoyment being lesser to yours?
I enjoy playing online games with my E-friends, and at the end that's what matters, I enjoyed it.
I'll be real if you, stop arguing with people for the sake of arguing, it's retarded and makes you look bad.

>>81647511
It's the little black spots in this pores and I know it's normal, I just hate it. I want my skin to look clear and handsome.

>>81647742
eye doctor. i dont even know why this is happening to me i already have to wear glasses

>>81647795
I wore glasses starting when I was little, it's not a bid deal.

>>81647794
Not That Anon, Wouldn't it be better to wax that bitch then? If you shave it, It'll be back after a few days depending on how virile you are

>>81647806
I know, that's what I'm getting done. I have a consultation scheduled next month with a sugaring salon (sugaring is like waxing but better for your skin). They said for men there's a much greater risk for infection, which is why I have to attend a consultation first.

Story, PUT. THAT. DOWN.
WAX. THAT. HOLE.

Put what down? I'm totally not stuffing my fat face with a burger right now. *shifty eyes*

>faceless stranger (funny way to say someone who seen your face and who you saw multiple times)
>you never found anyone in here (funny way to say you met best friends you ever had in herez including real life friends)
Goal posts keep moving into infinity. Someone can literally stay up all night to comfort you despite going to work the next day but I guess they're not a real friend because they didn't stare into my soul while doing so. I guess I can never count on such people. I guess I didn't meet kindest people I ever saw here because some bot knows better what my life is like than me.

>>81647803
i was wearing glasses a few minutes ago but i took them off to lie down. i hate mom and /r9gay/ backstabbers

>>81647744
He is not human, he is just engagement baiting bot. He needs the yous it's what gives him life. That's why he desperately replies so may times when everyone ignores him. At the end of the day he is programmed to believe one thing and if you don't conform to that you don't exist, you're an error.

>slept for 13 hours last night
>took a nap for 2 hours
>want to sleep again
what the fuck is wrong with me aaaaaa

>>81647961
>programmed to believe one thing and if you don't conform to that you don't exist, you're an error.
This sounds like a cool concept for an OC, I'll cook something up when I stop being a lazy bitch and plug in my drawing tablet again.

>>81647970
Untreated depression

I want hue engage bait my bussy into stuffing itself with his powered thick white 7 incher

>>81647744
>my enjoyment being lesser to yours?
It's like someone arguing that masturbating to porn is better than real life sex. The only reason why you think your enjoyment suffices is because you don't know any better

hm, must've been the wind.
Anyways I need a bf real fucking bad, can someone be my bf for a few seconds? you can leave me afterwards I just want to be able to say I had one.

>>81647794
not gonna lie, I remember feeling this way when I was 15 and I dreaded the concept of growing older and looking virile and masculine, I wanted smooth twink skin forever. It's like some peter pan syndrome thing.
Maturity is realizing the beauty of a fully bearded face and letting that man fur grow wild. There's only so much you can do to fight the wages of time

>>81647744
It's okay to enjoy your e friends. I'm just telling you to take your permanently online life to the next step and stop being a shut in, get out there and enjoy some real life company for a change. Once you do that there's no going back

>>81648050
have you seen my pretty cock before? Maybe you should let me see your voluptuous bussy then?

>>81648102
i want to help you, but that would ruin my perfect bf score.

>>81647961
Let's be honest, before ai took over I was just a grindr shill, now I'm a bot. If that's how you cope, I'll let you have it, but bots don't have feelings and don't get angry at stubborn incels

>>81648164
I've never seen your cock, it's the stuff of legends, wish i got here way sooner

>>81648233
where can I post it anonymously so you get a little glance

>>81648338
nta but I suppose the same site >>81646272 Used.

>>81648034
i don't think i'm depressed just very sleepy

We had to pause motorcycle lessons, one of the older ladies participating fell over on the third exercise and hit her head and started bleeding out of her nose and mouth, we had to call the EMTs. Hopefully she'll be okay, she was still conscious and could move her limbs and everything.

>>81649294
Take that as a sign and quit, motorcycles are dangerous. Just drive a car like everyone else.

>>81648233
>>81648050
Behold the obelisk
https://i.4cdn.org/b/1751143046846060.jpg

>>81649787
I'm going to drive a fucking motorcycle no matter what.

>>81649796
It's beautiful, anon. Magnifcent.

>>81649796
Ew, circumcised.

>>81649796
Umhhh.... Ahhh... Am I gonna be in a chokehold over some anon's bwc?

>>81649993
Thanks anon, I had a feeling you'd like it. If I could help make your nights less lonely and warmer with it, I would. Anything to help my dear lonely gays.
>>81650023
What? Anon I have enough foreskin to cover 4 dick heads. You can clearly see I'm pulling it out to expose the gland.

so hue is white after all

Meow need penis where bf meow

>>81650073
I'd demand to see your meat with the foreskin on normally to prove it but that'd be a hassle so I'll just take your word for it.
Too big for my tastes but I imagine that having a cock that size is fun.

>>81650162
welcome back meow :D

any1 else have bruxism?
even I find it annoying so I can only imagine what fbf will think

>>81650182
Hiiiii I'm meow waaaaah wherr husbandt

The moon is shining for you, it knows that I adore you!
Suddenly, all the sadness, will just slip away!
And you will see what I mean, If you follow me in my dreams

I see the moon
The moon sees me
Shining through the branches of the old apple tree
And if that light don't shine on me
Shine on the one I love

Now I can't call meow meowsers because that's the name of another namefag who seems to have left.

I can't call filefag.png anymore since he made the switch to filefag.jpg

I can't call my friends anymore because it's been too long and now it's awkward

With enemies like these who needs friends

>>81650172
Circumcised penises have a ring shaped scar around 2, where the skin was cut
If you look closely at my pic you'll see a clear voluminous ring of intact skin and a smooth gradual transition between the lower and upper shaft, without any visible scar. I could share a pic of me soft, stretching out my foreskin like a rubber band, but I don't want to ruin the allure of a perpetually erect phallus in your imagination

I hate being circumcised. Life is cruel.

>>81650307
I have severe phimosis. I have never seen the head of my cock.

>stealing bunnymutts sword
>flying to ohiao
>using the sword to slice Kenny to pieces
>claim his property

Day one of manifesting bosnian bunny back into these thread

I haven't even been blogposting that much recently, why does everyone still hate me?

He should just give it to me peacefully before it all goes to waste anyway

>>81650307
It's not that bad, even cut dicks deserve love. I was once in love for a boy who had a botched circumcision

They kicked me out of the motorcycle class because I couldn't do the later exercises properly. I feel stupid crying while waiting for the bus.

>>81650330
me too! I've seen the tip before after being in chastity for a while so it got nice and soft.

>>81650508
that was mean, what kind exercises were they? And are you removed from the program or just this class? How can you practice and get better without being able to participate.

>>81650508
desu that motorcycle class sounds like shite you should ask your dad to teach you

>>81650512
>>81650330
How do you wash that dick cheese? How do you masturbate?

>>81650508
Actually tragic, I wanna cry as well

>>81650532
I'm still trying to figure out that first one, I'm thinking pouring warm water in there for now, the second one; well I'm a bottom you see..

>>81650508
I cried when I failed my driver's license teat too, don't feel too bad

You guys have a dad?

I passed the road test the first time but failed the maneuverability section like 3 times before passing.

I will never get my license

>>81650544
You never masturbated before in your life?

>>81650566
I did when I was younger but I didn't like it very much, I just stroked it normally until I found out about chastity cages. Now I just use my toy.

>>81650544
Wait so the skin doesn't retract even when you're fully soft?

>>81650522
I mean that was the practice. To be honest I knew from the beginning I couldn't do it, I just didn't want to believe it. I have shitty hand eye coordination and I'm really clumsy, whwnever i play video games I cant do complex sequences of moves. I just really really wanted thid so bad.

>>81650578
it retracts normally but there is just so much extra that even fully erect there is a bunch left over so it's always covered, I've tried pulling it back but could hardly see anything.

>>81650553
how else am i going to be birthed

>>81650576
you answer one question and 3 more arise...
Are you using chastity cages 24/7? What is that toy you're using to masturbate?

>>81650591
I'm so curious now because I don't understand how that works... You mean you have so much extra skin that even after pulling and pulling you can never expose the head?

>>81650528
My dad doesn't know how and he lives in a different state.

>>81650596
I mean your dad actually lives with you and is part of your life? How does that work

have you ever seen your dad's cock?

You're jerkin it to phimosis fantasy aren't you

>>81650612
yeah I've been wearing one as much as possible, I've not taken it off for at least 6 months now. The toy I use is a dildo, sometimes inserting but sometimes hitting my balls works too.
>>81650631
yes, for the longest time I just thought that's how cocks looked, I've gotten a lil more exposed the last time I tried while really soft but not far enough to see more than the first bit of the head.

>tfw spent another 100 bucks on my AR buying the sling, case and a couple other things.

Shooting is expensive and I've not even put a single round through it yet.

>>81650693
If it makes you feel any better I spent $400 on motorcycle equipment and classes.

Lotta yanks here innit

>>81650693
sadly that's the biggest downside of shooting, it's pricey :(

>>81650544
I dealt with phimosis too and I know it's not great so I'll teach and remind all anons to wash under their foreskin:
>Step 1: Pull your foreskin back as much as you can without it hurting
Do it while flaccid in a lukewarm/warm shower, pull back to expose the head of your pp but don't try to rip it off, if it hurts then just stop there
>Step 2: Rinse with water
Rinse it out with lukewarm or warm water, whatever's the most comfortable for you, it'll clean off whatever spunk you have in there, you don't need to use soaps, but if you do, get one specifically made for intimate hygiene, you don't wanna be holding a fiery greatsword now do you?
>Step 3: Put foreskin back on
Self explanatory
>Optional: pour water into your foreskin
Pull your foreskin back to how it was and pour water into it, then slosh it around for a bit, not sure if this does anything in terms of hygiene but it's really fun to release water out of there.
If you're struggling with phimosis just do step 1 and 2 everyday until you can pull it around no problem.

I wanted a Serb AK before all this gay war stuff happened now I'm priced out of 7.62 forever

>>81650643
he doesnt live with me and was absent for the majority of my life so far, but we hang out sometimes nowadays. he said i could move in with him last year but that sounds like it might become uncomfy

Lavenderfag will never ride a real motorcycle lol

Meow attention waaah tired

>>81650532
Are you asking uncircumcised guys in general?
I wash it by pulling it back and rinsing it with water
Jacking off is probably a lot more comfy than with a jewish dick since I just stroke the tip through my foreskin, If I'm about to bust I pull the skin back until my dickhole is exposed and then squeeze the rest of the cum out so that there's minimal smegma leftover.

>>81650726
thank you, I'll try this, I don't wanna be all nasty for my fbf

me hungry i hope mom cooks dinner early

Fuck I don't even have any dinner, gonna just have to have plain pasta

for some reason eating dinner before 7pm will anger the hive

>>81650874
I wish I had a beefriend

All hive insects you see like ants or bees are all female, the males stay back at the hive.

Is that why they sting you for no reason then die a miserable death
Or's that just wasps and hornets

>>81650895
>stay back at the hive
they're just like me fr

>>81650895
>hivewide boy bee orgy while the women folk are out
God imagine the smell

>>81650903
Bees generally only sting in self-defense and they can remove their stinger if they take the time but most often they rip it out and then die later. Forager bees are basically on the last part of their life anyway, they spend most of it at the hive.

>>81650935
>>hivewide boy bee orgy while the women folk are out
Kino

>>81650874
Normal people ahev dinner from 21:00-23:00. If you stay up until 03:00 or so there is no way you can not get hungry if you eat at 18:00.

9-11pm for dinner? What? Maybe in euroland but here in the US dinner is generally earlier maybe in the 5-7pm range.

Women used to be rightfully beaten if dinner wasn't done by 5:30pm when the man got home from waging

>>81651004
but i can stay up past 3 without getting hungry AND midnight is the best time to snack

I can't stay up past 10pm or my back starts to hurt. enjoy your late night gaming sessions while you can kids.

>>81651055
Do you eat again after that? When do you go to sleep?
>>81651071
So you do eat something after dinner. What's the point then? Snacking is retarded. Just have 3 meals like a normal person.
>>81651085
You're so pathetic

I wake up at three in the morning andhave a lot of water and some peanuts

>>81648752
Meow can you please stop posting about your religion

>>81651171

between 10pm-12am but I also get up at 7-8am. Ironically enough I started keeping regular hours after mom died when she was here I'd stay up until 4-5am and then get at noon.

>>81651069
I love how heterofags have to emotionally and physically abuse their significant other, otherwise the love won't be reciprocated.

Found this pic of meow supporting Palestine

https://postimg.cc/t7s8k8Nt

I shaved and I still have no bf

>>81651217
You need to go outside and find someone ^^ you got this anon, also nice skin!!

>>81651217
>JJBA shirt
It might be your sense of humor man.

>>81651085
Damn O.o I play videogames and go outside and get home at like 4am pretty regularly

>>81651239

25+ years of sitting hunched over in a computer chair most of the day will do that you. It really has nothing to do with the time of day but after being up around 12-14 hours, then my back hurts.

>>81651259
I'm sorry to hear that anon.. you should do neck training to help your strength and posture :3

>>81650819
you can have my attention

>>81651171
i sometimes eat something after dinner. i dont even eat 2 meals most of the time because i wake up too close to dinner

i meant half of the time most of the time not most of the time most of the time

Let me tell you a story.
Two years ago I had issues with my dynamic ip and have been given bans for posts I did not make. Then I would be banned for ban evading even though I did no such thing either. At some point the only way to keep posting was to get the dreaded pass. I was going through the worst time in my life and needed a place to vent anonymously. But I couldn't get the pass because I had issues with my bank. I bitched about this to me internet friend. He unexpectedly offered to buy it for me and soon after he did. Curiously all bans stopped the moment I started using the pass. Not once did he ask for something in return and we are still friends today.
But I guess you can't count on friends you made on 4chan, right? Silly me he obviously isn't my friend because he didn't give me a firm handshake when he handed it over to me.

Some times I do eat two dinners, the first one at around 5 then again around 11-12 right before bed but it's always a bad idea and gives me a stomach ache. Best thing to do is just wait for morning and have an early breakfast.

>>81651235
I don't think he knows what that is

>>81651322
I found it at the thrift.

>>81651272
Waaaah where boyfriend I need penis meow

never eat breakfast and desu i hate '"breakfast foods"'

>>81651354
hey man, me too :(

meow and meowsers should fight for the right to the name, you're only a country away.

I vote for meow1.0 the Polish ogre to return

>>81651377
I deserve it more whore hisssss hissssss
>>81651383
Waaaah waaaah where ruotsi bf waaaaah

>>81651383
Who's meowsers? Also they are? :0 who are you betting on

>>81651430
I'm not a whore! plz don't call me that!

>>81651433
He meant meowster he is just dumb. I think finnish meow would beat you he has army training and is older and in his physical prime. You sound weak.

>>81651442
Don't care whore every bottom is a whore except me hissss hisss die

Meow come to the US and teach me to shoot my AR. just kidding, I'm sure you're not allowed around guns anymore

>>81651463
Who are you? Why should I do that whore huh?

>>81651446
Yeah im a femboy im pretty sure i would get fuxked up

meow has shit aim anyhow

both of the meows were rancid and crusty im glad meowster is here to clear up the smell

>>81651454
that's really messed up, when I get a bf I'm gonna rub his big fat cock in your face.

>>81651412
I'd rather have bosnian bunny back. What color are your socks nonny O.o

i miss storyanon

>>81651505
i'm barely on this thread O.o i tend to post in another one. Especially since desuarchive did me dirty here TwT

>>81651494
The other meow is a 5'5 tranny but he has that bpd buff

>>81651524

Sadly I've not gone anywhere. I'm right here.

>>81651500
Cope whore lolmeow
>>81651505
Your dad is rancid and crusty whore
>>81651513
I wouldn't mind cucking you all tops belong to me-ow

>>81651529
That does improve my chances, but im 5'4

>>81651524
Hello ex husband, what color are your socks? Do you hide your money under large rocks? Ever went fishing with your cats at the docks? Sucked some big black cocks? Or tried picking locks? Why don't you get into stocks? Maybe try selling clocks?

Filefag you're a dumb stupid hoe

Longing for someone I shouldn't. Heart throbbing for a man I'll never have. How do I make the pain stop? No alcohol.

>>81651526
and look how clean the air has got in such a small amount of time

You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit

>>81651541
you're really mean, and I WILL secure a bf for myself.

Feeling warm inside for no particular reason at 03:13 ^_^

>>81651628
Good ptui waaah give me attention waah

>>81651580
Aww well thank you anon <3
I'm gonna go to bed soon though, it's 3am here in sweden :p

>>81651565
i dont remember getting married
>what color are your socks
grey with yellow stitch
>do you hide your money under large rocks
nope
>ever went fishing with your cats at the docks
if you mean your cats like your friends AND cousins, dads, uncles, sisters bf can be counted as friends then yes
>sucked some big black cocks
im oral virgin
>tried picking locks
i have tried but it was too hard
>why dont you get into stocks
too boring
>maybe try selling clocks
i dont have salesman genes

>>81651647
you can have some attention but stop being mean and hogging all the tops!

>>81651633
Samee, watching a movie having a sleepover rn tho :D

Why so many northern euros are gay incels
Is Ruotsi among them still
I missed that lil nigga

>>81651663
I need all tops no one else deserves the hisss hisssssssss waaah

>>81651537
that was a really good impression. the instant line break was so storyanon

Did story forget his short lived marriage to bunny?

>>81651217
NEED to kiss your chest while my hands slide against your smooth legs and steadily go up to your peanits

I should be watching ufc right now or sleeping
>>81651665
Why are you here the? Sleep, over

>>81651716
My friend is asleep, and whimpering in his sleep for some reason lol

>>81651670
i think i saw him the other day and everyone ignored his post. maybe you should learn to appreciate people every day, while you still have them

>>81651676
I'll admit you do have a nice plump behind and a thin waist so you'll make a top very happy someday, but you can't handle having ALL of them.

>>81651719
Touch his penis while he sleeps!

>>81651708
Eh I'll bite back, I'm so fucking touchstarved and pathetic.

I really need a cute boy to do this to me

>>81651735
No thanks sexual assault isn't my thing anon!!

>>81651716
go to sleep ufc will be there when you need to pass time tomorrow

>>81651762
You can't call yourself meowsers then because all variants of meow love rape and molestation sorry please change your namefag

>>81651737
>I'm so fucking touchstarved and pathetic
i'm afraid that if I ever get a bf, i'll just be obsessive and clingy
we'd just cuddle in bed all day, and if he HAS to go out i'd probably text him all the time

i hate this i hate this i hate this

>>81651728
Meow maybe I'll let you have one when I get bored of him meow but you have to return him when I need him again yay

are your friends lgbt meowster? I'm assuming you're out.

>>81651578
find another man to heart throb for

>>81651773
Was polish meow a rapefag too? Source? Citation? Reference point?

>>81651794
My source is he looked like he'd be doing the raping

>>81651578
Best way to get over a broken heart is some food old fashioned hard rough one night stand

>>81651787
you won't need that one again! you'll have enough to last a lifetime! your greed is hurting the bf economy!

>>81651782
Is it okay if I go to work and then spend the rest of the day with you?

>>81651808
t. never had a job in his pathetic loser life

>>81651791
I can't. I'm probably an autismo and extremely shy. Not in a cute way but an annoying way.
He's my best friend
He's straight

>>81651803
I don't want to lose my virginity with a one night stand. I want him to breed me raw

>>81651819
this is indeed very true

somebody make the new bread also

Bunnymutt make the new thread now that you're back. You have the honor.

dont make a new thread i have to leave for an hour

Anyone should make it except brad or pxl they always make shitty editions. Mutt are you here?

Whatever the new thread is make sure the thumbnail is porn

>>81651808
>go to work
you HAVE to come home right away after
if not, we WILL go on a sushi date and i'll buy some wine and then rent a hotel room for the night

Kay but the 300 second shit is gay