Clockmaxxing edition

Shippy is a fat inane mong

Time flies when you're watching DVDs.

Blessings be upon you Shippy. Or should we call you Aba Al Shippy now?

threadly reminder that hhl can't help but wet his cute little nappy x

>>81683562
Why do you think I've been learning Arabic

Penis al-Austin (PBUH)

>>81683562
Abba al shippy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulZQTrV8QlQ

>>81683571
corr nearly a year ago and fuck all has changed

Crossy in the old thread AGAIN

Is Tay Zonday still alive damn. Remember the music video for Weezer's Pork n Beans?

>>81683577
To facilitate the bringing in to the world of another brown sprog, at a guess

>>81683597
amount of codeine in that guy's system he doesn't know what year it is letalone what thread to post in

We will NEVER get the late 90s/early 00s back.

You missed a treat Ponce

>>81683540 (OP)
More of a cockmaxxing man myself

>>81683608
Arbs m8, can I just ask you a serious meteorological question? Is it REALLY that grim on the east coast of Scotland?

>>81683613
Its alive in our hearts x

>>81683622
>Penis
>Austin
/deepfeel/ right there

Sit down nerd......Pingu is on

>>81683644
Groovy Chick, Pingu. Corr

Arbroathy's bollocks are non-functional, like paperweights if you will. Ornaments.

Peace be Upon Penis

Its weird cus in the matrix they said the matrix is in the late 90s bc it was the peak of human society which now is true nd the Matrix the film is part of that peak that ppl look back on now and How did they know?

>>81683653
I am ignorant of the biology but I expect they still function in some way

>>81683670
>I am ignorant of the biology
t. arbs

>tranny prancing around the Syrian desert

>>81683606
THis dog piccy fxing cracks me up.I saw another piccy where somebody had printed out cat memes n hang them on the wall in their room.Its a nice idea apart from using that much ink makes me anxious a bit.

>>81683624
I'd not know, as I don't live there. It's nice and sunny down here in Gibraltar however.

>>81683613
I know... it not right. Born too late- no fault of my own.

He no longer heard the sound of the drivel, he had acquired the power to make you seethe.

Impregnating an Arab woman, corr.

Shippy would you ever kiss my dick? Not a blow job obviously, I mean just a little affectionate peck on my flaccid cock

>>81683703
>It's nice and sunny down here in Gibraltar however.
>UV forecast: 10 (Very High)

Captcha:ONIONS

>>81683776
You haven't even said which dick I'd be kiss, either way, it would be a no. You're not even offering my a hypothetical figure

People really need to be more explicit. I'm a reasonable man and not offended, let's just cut to the chase and negotiate a price. I don't do innuendo

>>81683776
This post has set me off more than you could ever imagine.

Come2 think on it i dont know if my sis bfs have been to scotland before its gna seem quite different weather wise compared to london right now.Lovely overcast week according to bbc

Am gna just try not to stress n "be myself".Its sad i wish i could enjoy stuff like this instead of devisiing strategies just to survive it.Its always like this.

Will be fun to stay in a hotel neway.Once we get to the hotel Ill be king of my castle its just the stuff in between

>>81683776
Whoever wrote this post I hope you're pleased with yourself. I'll be going to bed absolutely fuming now. It really tickled me at the wrong spot at the wrong time.

>>81683758
Persian lasses are better in every way.

>>81683794
No basedpf50 for me my leed. None of the natives here bother with that shit. I might put some on if I had Glaswegian boxroom dweller complexion though.

>>81683889
Prefer a naughty Indian lass me.

>>81683847
what strategies do you mean lad. example?

>>81683865
Hotel where fren? x

I burn rly easily.WHen i forgot spf50 at the dentist other week when i got back my cheeks were bit burnt.I ws mortified.That was such a horrible day when i was waiting on the bus n saw 2 old guys possibly gays that looked kinda burnt themself Nd it instantly dawned on me fxing hell i rushed out the door that much today i forgot.Then i had to spend the entire rest of the time outside playing like the floor is lava but about the sun nd trying to stay in the shade everywhere.I hadnt even noticed it was that sunny outside.So i was wearing black anyway which might have protected me a bit.I never wear short sleeves anything.Its just my face n neck though.I got back n rubbed aftersun on my face but it doesnt stop sun burn it just soothes it a bit.Not good.x

>>81683889
>Persian

Time 4 bit of strawbs n netflix

>>81683993
You know like rehearse what to say to ppl,What to respond if they say x or z,,Whwether I should drink or not and how much if so,What should I eat incase of IBS,Meds to take

Shippy I heard you want your country back?

>>81684011
Staying overniight in Stirling nxt week,my stpdads bday event then staying in a hotel

I know full well my neighbour works night shifts but i still shite myself every time i hear his door banging in middle of the night

back in my day a kid could play with a golliwog doll no problem

I never know if am being weird for closing my eyes when am at the dentist

>>81684089
I always used to shut my eyes at the dentist.

>>81683896
very silly gimmick, this. do actually use sun lotion.

>>81684013
this is very relatable it's like 'fuck. burning now.' and you know you're unprotected. just want to hide in shadows like a ninja because the sun is actually dangerous, which it is.

>>81684030
i see i see. well if you're following a script like some lad in a call centre, whatever, that lad's just following a script. when you IMPROVISE or go OFF THE RAILS BABY, that's the crossy we know and love <3

If am getting my hair cut ill always close my eyes too.It jst feels better.
>>81684087
When we had my wee sis dog.An old woman was watching her during my mams wedding.She lived in this wee cottage with a huge garden for watching dogs.It was so fxing comfy to be honest.But neway inside she had a load of golliwogs next to her computer Lol my mam was like "Oh we used to see these everywhere" Lol The woman was like that I sell them on ebay Lol

imagine if whenever you closed your eyes, your teeth disappeared.

fucking sit there and imagine it. this is a COMMAND

>>81684118
Imagine lassies shat out their fanny x

Fink there used to be a wee golliwog on marmalade,or its a mandela effect,or lemon curd,it would look quite smart on that colours wise black and green/yellow

>>81684055
Yes bob, I do

>>81684101
Its hard to know what to say.Its quite intimidating.Every body who isnt my blood relative or my stp dad will be somebody ave never met before.Ave just got no idea.Ave survived this before though at my mums wedding e.g. Once you can start having a few drinks its easier i suppose.I suspect my sisters will haev let their bfs "know the score" in advance.It might beok.I love staying in hotels.

Nu breadingtons is it

Phwoarrr proper good this

Everythings easier after a few gin n tonics x

>>81684137
they'd have to redesign toilets to be on the wall like stall urinals, since fannies are on the front
(mate's seen one)

>>81684101
It's not a gimmick. Slathering yourself in sun cream is strongly correlated with being a screaming bender.

Tfw family event when ur the family black sheep

>>81684202
Question is would your Mate still want to shag lassies if lassies shag out theri fannies?

>>81684182
If it gets too much just fink 'ill be home with my /britfeel/ frens soon' x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I10MHiejdjc&t=696s its aboot fxing money mate x

>>81684182
it's mad what we can just automatically do, like mad autopilot robots; The Sims set to fast-forward. few drinks and you're away.

that said, i am not enjoying these drinks. on my third beer now, Double Ghost IPA, and yeah it's something i would have liked before i was drinking. while on a 2-3 day abstinence-from-teetotalism sesh? not for me.

>tfw her asmr channel is gone

>>81684244
you've seen the internet, you know what people are into

>>81684264
What else have u been drinking? x That beer looks nice to me

If u dont laff you cry x

Dont rly like charlie veitchs posh boy energy while he uses lifes unfortunates for clickbait desu

cor i actually really wanted a Black Sheep Ale but the shop was out. it TASTES like an old man beer they should not have redesigned the bottle to be all modern (you can see it in a scene in Spaced, the TV series, i don't know why this matters but it does to me)

>>81684288
those gin and tonics, nice gin, Opihr. best possible conditions for alcohol enjoyment. but i have to just wonder if you handed someone a little vial of ethanol and said, "try this mate, it's good," would they be into it? purely recreationally?

(fun at parties, me.)

Somebody on 1 of the freds said something about brewdog that made me laff.Ave never particularly enjoyed them.Nd they really do all have this minging citrus/soap taste.

the price is wrong, bobby

>>81684331
I jst like drinking nd shitposting online n listening to tunes but I guess i wouldnt just sit alone and drink classic dad on a tv show style

>>81684323
And he was dating a 22yo girl at 43. I'd have thought women would want to avoid a convicted woman beater.

Watching chads and staceys in their 20s travel vlogs is really depressing. Just their little signs of affection kill me.

That's both sequels to Ring watched. Both a bit weird to be honest. The original made sense. You watch the tape, you did a week later unless you get someone else to watch it. The original sequel Spiral has some mental rebirth impregnation shit in it and Ring 2 fits more as a sequel really but still goes off the rails I think. Lead lass is good though.

>>81683540 (OP)
Is /britfeel/ aware of Josh from brit/pol/? What do you think of him?

>>81684382
used to love just drinking and shitposting, me. you and i may have met in a previous life.

>>81684497
hello. i occupy these threads regularly. the name 'Josh from brit/pol/' DID ring a bell but then you might as well have said Simon from brit/pol/, same result.

>>81684497
seen his name mentioned when browsing brit/pol/
don't go in often enough to know the details

In that beddingtons with that fan on me. Watching stuff about UFOs on YouTubes. Still feel a bit rough off last night's sesh so just been restmaxxing today.

>>81684590
HelperLad i am drinking temporarily how do you it HOW DO YOU DO IT

>>81684510
Heheh x slainte x

>>81684497
He the retard who paid someone to build a PC?

Even one or two beers makes me nearly shit myself. Think I have an intolerance.

A drug that makes u dream x

>>81684601

I'm off the wooze until I get paid now de lid. Got half a wokkle of wodka in the fridge but not touching it.

>>81684644
lad you don't even have to use a soldering iron to 'build' a PC.

'build' fucking hell lol

>>81684706
fair play lad we all wired diffeent in life

>>81684706
You'll have that necked by the weekend. You enjoy drinking all the time or do you think you are addicted? Not judging I enjoy a drink myself but keep it in moderation as I was out of control a few years back.

therapy helps. won't be having lads knocking it with their shite, or we'll be having words.

that said, chemicals in the brain. it's all very complex and clever, great. but if i can suddenly feel Not Depressed for a short while after ingesting substances, why can't i feel chronically Not Depressed in smaller doses?

>>81684742
I think talking about your shit and getting all that energy out is good for you. I don't see a therapist or whatever but talk to my sister or mum if I need to get something off my chest and always feel better when I do. Unfortunately some people don't have this luxury.

Do penis pumps work?

managed to squeeze out some piss, while i was on, thought something, prefacing this with the pre-thought that the internet makes everything sexual when it's not, anyway, thought of that lad the other day who held in his bowels and assumed it all just disappeared (unlikely) but more than that, thought of crossy, his post about girls pooing from their fannies, and if some Pygmalion (the play version) or Great Expectations situation happened, they'd tell him a proper lady should not be posting like that, even as jokes.
anyway

>>81684772
I just use a bicycle pump up my arse.

Great ExSPACKtations: The Story of PIP

jesus fucking christ lads what's the world coming to
>>81678766

Need my teddys x

Perhaps 1 last cuppa tonight

>>81685089
i just switched from beers to the energy drinks

i'm sorry lads but i just can't have that many beers. give me chocolate, give me ketamine, but keep your devil's juice to yourselves (and have fun)

>>81685218
send me the spares de lid

Good night friends x

>>81685300
na night crosslad see ya in the afternoon pal x

>>81684497
isn't he a fat nonce? basically their version of lollers

>>81685300
good night crosslad

>>81685262
i had this exact problem December last year and asked /britfeel/ for advice. can't exactly put a sign outside, "free beers", can you? could be poison. could be nabbed by young'uns (you nonce).

NOBODY gave me any good ideas which is exactly WHY you aren't presently receiving free bottles from me.

another 14 hour shift, im dying on my arse over here lids

Ive got up to do a pee nd i felt like making a post while am up.Ive as well added ice team on my phone notes for shopping list.Liptons ice tea.........x I like the lemon one.Looking forward to that tomoz.Ok back to sleep.xx

Ice tea is for fems

catberg has the shits again de lads

Wonder how many spiders walked into me mouf at night

>>81685416
Lollers isn't overweight

>>81686227
Think that's an urban legend

done me wollocks again havent i i have havent i, not right desu but no crying allowed

Just donated 20 pound to Restore Britain lads. We have until 2029.

Restore Britain. Kick out dossers.

Restore Britain gets in.
Bennies completely slashed. No bennies at all.


I wonder what would happen to society without bennies? Mass homelessness and crime wave? We could just build more prisons and work houses. Might actually knock the fucking entitlement out of people.

My plan for today? Clockmaxxing until it's a socially acceptable time to start drinking.

No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while gasping for a i r, INHALES screaming and seeing the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the bed, on the couch, on the floor, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on a motorcycle, INHALES the bed of a truck, INHALES on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the wall, having the most toe curling, INHALES back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear licking, mouth drooling, ass clenching, INHALES nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earth quaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, INHALES teeth jittering, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, backbreaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, INHALES lip biting, INHALES gravity defying, INHALES nail biting, INHALES sweaty, CUMS

getting sick of seeing the same headlines in the news lads

>>81686656
Take control. Do something that'll make the headlines.

>>81686402
>>81686411
>>81686412
Seems like a grift desu.

TFW, I could be prescribed prefab in the future. Maybe muh MS diagnosis isn't too bad (it is bad, it's really fucking bad, FML and all that) if I get prescribed fucken pregabalin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTVOC-MW_Jw

this guys a cunt flys to thailand for sex probably young girls

>>81686806
MS is about the one thing I don't make jokes about m8, that sucks.
It might also be the kind of thing where you can get prescribed dope legally. I know someone who went through MS and basically the only thing keeping him happy was getting stoned in bed and watching TV.

nap soon me thinks, absolutely knackered

>>81686818
I got diagnosed yesterday, primary progressive MS. Different from normal MS, I won't be having attacks/episodes and then things get worse, I'll just get worse.
I had a glaucoma diagnosis ~a month ago, which also could get a legit weed prescription. I do smoke it anyway, but obviously buy it illegally.
>>81686848
I got drunk last night, and had a nice little 11 hour nap.

It's dance music, but if that's your thing, this is brilliant.
Core, and I do mean corr. 96/97, oldskool shid, LET'S FUCKEN GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n29qjcCrK3g

>>81686858
>got diagnosed yesterday, primary progressive MS
It not right fren x

>>81686881
I don't know about that lad, I've been a wrongun, and done bad things in the past, I do have a karmic debt, maybe this is right.

>>81686858
>I won't be having attacks/episodes and then things get worse, I'll just get worse
That's what the person I knew went through. Still rough mate, I'd buy you a few pints if I could.

i do nothing yet i sweat

>>81687057
prince andrew's arch nemesis

Yesterday was a bad day, but 1 great thing happened, I danced, manage to find one rhythm with muh wonky leg.
Could not believe it brought a tear or 2 to my eye, not going to lie.. Got to love life, amarite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYUPlEht0os

nice and cold today

>>81687083
*managed to find some rhythm

>>81687087
looks like it might even rain here lad, bit grey out there

will now watch a movie, too hot to nap innit

I must experience Chika's bussy before I die.

>>81687087
>>81687107
It has been raining here. It was enjoyable to have a smoke at the door. Indoor thermostat says 23, but I'm not overly warm (I am wearing thermal lined trousers and a hoody).

>>81687123
What if chika's bussy doesn't want to experience you?

>>81687148
Then I shall use force.

>>81687136
My thermo says 23/24 too but there's a cool breeze in from the window so it's nice.

>Scalded my hand on boiling water
At first I thought it was nothing serious but now it's agony

Humidity has fallen of a cliff, nice dark overtcast too, it lush x

>>81687185
Are you able to drive?

>>81687190
Probably, not working today though

wonder how much a van driver earns in switzerland

Will be clockmaxxing to this today, reckon at least 100 plays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm262cXxRrU

>>81687208
16 toblerone's p/h.

>>81687217
thats not bad given how fucking expensive those cunts are nowadays

>>81687199
Feels like you have a lot of days off recently

>>81687208
60k francs (roughly 55k pounds) a year, it lush
https://www.jobs.ch/en/salary/?canton=ch&term=courier

>>81687225
Indeed, been very slow, ont complaining though because I need some time off

>>81687237
that's a courier though, the are point to point for single items are generally get paid more.

>>81687237
he either won or lost as loud as you need to be

>>81687244
How is it different from what you do? Seems very similar. Deliver something from point A to point B.

Reckon Shippy has lost his job but is ashamed to tell us

>>81687256
Couriers collect something from a specific place and deliver to a specific place, usually immediately, and at short notice. it's very expensive. Like if you needed something picking up from Great Yarmouth now and delivering to Angelsey by 6pm. It would be doable, but it would cost well over 500 bong, even just for a key or a passport for example.

>>81687267
car priv gay

>>81687265
>but is ashamed to tell us
I wouldn't be ashamead at all, in a thread full of NEETs?

>>81687267
You spelt Anglesey wrong

>>81687280
I did wonder as I was typing it, but too lazy to look it up

>>81686412
>Bennies completely slashed. No bennies at all.
This is what I want, but I also want adult social care slashed.
The amount of taxpayer money going on mong support is incredible.
Every spending breakdown looks like this.

>>81687276
Reckon you actually would be yea

>>81687289
the purpose is to provide jobs

>>81687280
The correct way to have pointed this out would be to quote the misspelled word with greentext and attach the mongboy image

>>81687290
Nah not at all, if anything I'd brag about it and join in the ridicule of wagies

Postboning

>>81687289
There's a lad in my street who, let's put this the PC way, 'has learning difficulties'. Lives on his own after his mum passed a couple years ago. Twice a week he gets picked up by the tardbus to go to some activity or get-together. Three other days in the week a carer rocks up to his house to keep him company for a few hours. It's mental. He has a better social life than I do.

>>81687289
so i assume you just want every mong of vague criteria shot?

60 of these bad boys a year x

>>81687344
You've got serious problems in the head m8

>>81687342
More or less yes. It's kinder for everyone.
I've seen healthy young couples birth a mong baby and have their lives ruined. Then huge amounts of taxpayer money goes to support the kid who can never appreciate life anyway.
They should be killed, mourned, and then people can move on.

>>81687344
very nice colours x

swiss sprog

>>81687377
Does Swiss anon have a sprog?

Think when people leave the UK they should be banned from posting in /britfeel/

>>81687358
Even if I humour your argument, it's not really feasible as someone has to define the criteria of "kid's too fucked to love life" and that's nearly unquantifiable. Not all autismos are struggling to a severe extent.

For me it's Dutch guilder banknotes

>>81687358
>I've seen healthy young couples birth a mong baby and have their lives ruined
Your parents still love you though

>>81687408
Soon the only people posting in /britfeel/ will be those outside the UK.

>>81687416
Who the actual fuck is this mong they put on the banknote?

>>81687416
Phwoar used to get those 5s and 10s from my oma for a good report card. And if I was a good little lad all year I'd get a 25 for my birthday from papa and mama.

>>81687424
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michiel_de_Ruyter

>>81687405
I do, yeah. Boy, 21 months.

>>81687412
We can detect things like Downes in the womb, that should have been totally eliminated by now.
I know there will be a grey area, but there is also an extreme where the quality of life will be terrible and the taxpayer shouldn't be on the hook.

>>81687437
Down's checks are still optional for some reason.

nap planned for 11 o clock

>>81687444
because testing for downs risk a miscarriage

i think shippy is a retard but his take on anal is correct

>>81687437
but the moral argument otherwise is that some downies do live good lives, and then you're just getting into eugenics which is a slippery slope
like how they are hesitant to tell you too early if its a boy/girl so retards dont go "BUT I WANTED A GIRL" and clotheshook the boy out

removing all the empathy/moral aspects, i just think it'd be a hell of a line to cross and then shit might get dire

>>81687475
>i think shippy is a retard
you're probably a retard yourself

>but his take on anal is correct
Nice to find a fellow anon who is averse to scat

Actually a lovely cool day today. Not happy that it's gonna go up to 25 later on, but damn it's lovely to be at 16 right now, with an overcast sky and a breeze.

Got my windows open fully and enjoying the cooling air.

>>81687494
25 wont be so bad if you keep the nice breeze

>>81687482
Shit is already dire.
They tell you the sex at the 20 week scan, and you can get an abortion until 24 weeks (at least) so that's not an issue imo.
If we were able to mostly remove disability then we would thrive as a society.

>>81687482
How is eugenics a slippery slope? It is, by definition, a good thing.

Getting a wacon and egg saunie from the sandwich shop for brekkie. Still on that restmaxxing grind me. Life's better without the wrugs and wooze x

>>81687529
Okay lad let's have you killed. It has been decided that your genes aren't good enough. Don't complain though because it has been decided that eugenics is a good thing.

>>81687535
I could beat you up easily, you have the body of a 10 yr old

>>81687424
That's Honderd Gulder, he was a famous Dutch pirate in the late 15th century.

>>81687537
>It has been decided that your genes aren't good enough
Sadly I can imagine that "gas all /britfeel/" posters would be a positively received policy by the masses

>>81687537
Bit of an odd over-reaction. You know that you can do eugenics in many ways, right? Kill all the tards isn't the only option. With gene editing you could simply have a positively inclined eugenics program where babies are improved, rather than mongs killed. You could make it entirely voluntary and and then incentivise it through something like a simply tax relief - get a super baby and you pay 5% less tax or something, or maybe something like you get extra paid for childcare. Then when people realise that having superbabies is a very good thing they'd all just start doing it regardless of the monetary incentives involved.

They are trying to cover up r history.
You vill not learn of ze past, and u vill love it.

https://www.theistanbulchronicle.com/post/g%C3%B6beklitepe-claims-of-neglegt-and-mismanagement

>>81687547
Right yeah so I've decided that all superbabies need to be nogs based on the criteria (this vague criteria that will change from person to person).
You happy with a world of nothing but darkies I assume, right?

nap in 10

>>81687437
>Downes

>>81687547
We don't want to give paki's the opportunity to correct their inbreeding gene fuckups. And you know that 'we only offer it to white people' won't fly in this country.

2-7-2025 another 6 months of your life has passed

>>81687565
Well we do, if the alternative is supporting paki mongs with taxes.

>>81687558
Holy hell mate, you okay? You on something? You seem to be absolutely seething at even the mere thought that it's possible to produce better people through genetic engineering.
Just make the changes ones that are, again, by definition, good - higher IQs, better organ function, stronger muscles, removing genetic predispositions to things like schizophrenia, sickle cell, other diseases etc.

>>81687565
If such a thing was implemented it would of course be priced accordingly. At first you could only really get pretty well-off people to do it, then as the technology becomes more mainstream and more widespread the price would come down and more and more people would have access to it. Pakis are neither here nor there, though personally I would like to see large swathes of the pakistanis in England returned to their home country for reasons that go beyond inbreeding kids (though of course that's an issue that the british taxpayer shouldn't have to be lumped into dealing with).

>>81687572
another half a year down the fucking gutter x

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czry6gv80mjo

>u-turn after u-turn on benefits cuts
>'income tax rises now seem inevitable'

labour still the party for those who hate labouring.

>>81687546
You might be right

>>81687547
Something like that already exists because parents now can find out if their child will have a severe disability before the child is born. In many of those cases, the mother decides to terminate the pregnancy.

But eugenics to me means a system where somebody else other than the parent is making a decision about whether that parent can or will have children. If that happens then the government could decide that your genes aren't good enough and maybe they'll forcibly sterilise you.

>>81687525
>If we were able to mostly remove disability then we would thrive as a society

>>81687577
Why do you keep assuming I'm seething, and also I'm not the first guy you responded to and called seething.
>Just make the changes ones that are, again, by definition, good
The issue is with this world we live in people will change what is "by definition" good. My whole point is that people in power will claim things are good that I and many others will disagree with.
Also I can't imagine a world where everyone has high IQ will go down well when no one wants to be a fucking binman or do unfulfilling and unskilled work.

I just think you lack the relative thinking to realise what YOU think is "good", and should be promoted, is not what everyone else will think. You'll even get bible bashers saying we shouldn't remove disease as it's "playing god" etc, or skeptics who will claim it gives them other problems.

>You seem to be absolutely seething at even the mere thought that it's possible to produce better people through genetic engineering
I agree with you. The definition of "better" is the part you seem to be mentally stunted about.

>>81687537
Really enjoyed this post

>>81687540
And this one

>>81687547
>get a super baby and you pay 5% less tax or something, or maybe something like you get extra paid for childcare

>>81687424
That's Shippy Al Selaaam Penis

it's not unfunny

>>81687416
Remember back in the day in an Amsterdam coffeeshop, buying weed with these bad boys. Not really I am too young but I love the idea.

Mad to think you'll wake up one day and while you're still half asleep you'll attempt to open britfeel for a day of epic trolling, gimmicks and repetitive posting and you won't be able to access 4chan. That's it, it's over, what takes up all your fee time has gone.

>>81687577
>Holy hell mate, you okay? You on something? You seem to be absolutely seething at even the mere thought that it's possible to produce better people through genetic engineering.

>>81687610
I will just immediately find a workaround.

>>81687594
I mean that's objectively true

>>81687610
That happened on April 15th. I woke up in the middle of the night to take a piss checked the backlog, HHL made the last post, tried to make a post myself but got a connection error. That was it. 4chan was dead for 11 days

>>81687590
>Something like that already exists because parents now can find out if their child will have a severe disability before the child is born. In many of those cases, the mother decides to terminate the pregnancy.
Yes, this is overall a eugenic effect and one that parents are obviously glad to have at their disposal.
>But eugenics to me means a system where somebody else other than the parent is making a decision about whether that parent can or will have children.
It could be, but as I said there are many different ways to implement it and it doesn't have to be as you say. It could be entirely voluntary and entirely positively-inclined.

>The issue is with this world we live in people will change what is "by definition" good.
In theory makes sense, but ask a million people 'would you like you child to have an extra 30 IQ points?' and all one million will say 'yes'.
>Also I can't imagine a world where everyone has high IQ will go down well
As if the current world is any better? Work is already boring/unfulfilling for people. Better to have bored binmen than murderous gangs of 75IQ sociopaths trawling through cities. At least they might invent nuclear fusion in their spare time.
>I just think you lack the relative thinking to realise what YOU think is "good"
Again, in theory okay but in reality everyone wants to be smarter, stronger, taller, more beautiful. Just give them the options and let people choose.
>The definition of "better" is the part you seem to be mentally stunted about.
I think you're making it way more difficult than it is desu.

Not looking forward to the future lads, a choice between clean water or the convenience of AI's being used more frequently. The norms will choose convenience.

https://www.globalgovernmentforum.com/ai-makes-water-shortages-harder-to-predict-says-uk-environment-agency/

>>81687624
People with genetic disabilities are a tiny drawback on society. We have much bigger problems than a few mongs with downs syndrome

>>81687598
Sorry lad forgot to quote you in my reply here>>81687629

>>81687633
We have a thousand little problems, and if we take your attitude to them all then nothing will ever improve.

>>81687633
This is absolutely true, but if you can solve it why would you choose not to? Why is it so necessary to maintain a world where we keep pumping out down syndrome people, even if the number is relatively small?
>>81687639
This.

>>81687629
>In theory makes sense, but ask a million people 'would you like you child to have an extra 30 IQ points?' and all one million will say 'yes'.
Retarded take, euthanasia worthy, one might say

>>81687631
AI data centres use 2/3 of yookay water consumption within 2 years.
Oh heck.

>>81687629
>At least they might invent nuclear fusion in their spare time.
Unfortunately I've exhausted my library of fedora images

>>81687644
Didn't read fully.
>globally
That is the keyword, not the yookay AI data centres using 2/3 of yookay water.
Sorry about that.

Won nothing on the Euromillions

>>81687643
Why? I can articulate why parents would say yes to such a thing, since it would make their children notably smarter. Can you articulate why they would decline the opportunity outside of, for instance, religious beliefs that they shouldn't play god (which is sort of a non-starter in the age of genetic engineering anyway, so I assumed such people would be discounted from the get go)?

>>81687639
We don't even need these extreme fedora tier policies to improve the genepool. Just close the border and stop bennies

>>81687644
Water falls from the sky and these dumb cunts think we're going to run out lmao

>>81687629
>would you like you child

>>81687662
Okay, I fully agree with you. Now, why not also edit out down syndrome from the population?

>>81687662
This is your bad attitude on display again.
We can do both.

>>81687629
>In theory makes sense, but ask a million people 'would you like you child to have an extra 30 IQ points?' and all one million will say 'yes'.
Yeah, but they won't be qualified to know if that's a good idea or not. No one will know consequences.
Again they'll just all say "I want my child to be the best person ever" and we end up with these weird complex issues of genetic superiority and low skill labour going untouched.
>It could be, but as I said there are many different ways to implement it and it doesn't have to be as you say. It could be entirely voluntary and entirely positively-inclined.
Yeah but your whole point is that positive incentive will effectively result in it becoming a majority and then people may start demanding it to become mandatory. Mandatory through heavily incentivised reward is still mandatory.
>As if the current world is any better?
Not really an argument IMO. I still think your solution will produce new complex issues to override the old ones.
>Again, in theory okay but in reality everyone wants to be smarter, stronger, taller, more beautiful. Just give them the options and let people choose.
"in theory okay"
"so lets do it!"
Huh? You will get people picking things that are inferior to YOU if you do that. This is so subjective that your idea of "better" will be someone else's idea of hell.
All it takes is a government to come and tweak legislation to make it so you can "remove newborns with disease" to "remove newborns who have a genome found more commonly in racists" or some shit like that. They pander it to the public of "make sure your kid aint racist!" and then it becomes a social stigma and you're gonna start binning off way more than you claim.

I feel like your entire argument for this is "people will do the right thing" which is one of the last solid arguments known to man as people are unpredictable and retarded. They won't do what you think they will and it's easy to manipulate.

>>81687664
It needs to be fresh water for some reason, and these data centres use drinking water, instead of taking the water from elsewhere. The infrastructure isn't there for them, so they tap into the water supply for everybody else.

>>81687654
>which is sort of a non-starter in the age of genetic engineering anyway

>>81687662
Why would making the gene pool more shallow "improve" it? Lol

>>81687675
>last
least*

>>81687675
Hit the nail on the head here. Do we really want the government or even the mob of NPCs deciding what genes are allowed

shippy off on a mad one with the gimmick, spam and drivel

>>81687699
Which posts do you think are mine?

I'm so thoroughly stimulated by the rigorous intellectual debate we have so often here on /britfeel/, it's like being at the Oxford Union at times

>>81687710
Not him but I can't figure out of you're the one arguing in favour of or against eugenics

>>81687698
He will say "but people will complain and not pick those ones" but all it takes is one solid social movement or long-term government propaganda to reach the point.
I think it'd be easy enough to dehumanise shit to make people start binning off gingers or whatever.

>>81687717
I've posted all the fedoras so far except for >>81687681

>>81687717
I'm the one arguing against it and I ain't shippy.
Weirdly I'm currently being paid by my job towhile shitposting like this on the side.

If you don't want the spam I'll stop. I feel like I've made my point and I don't wanna go in circles forever.

>OF whores think only paypigs get to see their content

>>81687730
The average woman is astoundingly stupid.

>>81687734
Even the whores that think they are intelligent, not just avg.

>>81687727
It's not going to happen now anyway. Eugenics had its chance in the early 20th century and it never re-emerged after the wars (curiously).

>>81687730
Weirdly they always seem to make more money than I'd expect. Despite it being both leaked and often really poor quality shit anyway.

>>81687716
The funny thing is I was head of the debating society at Ampleforth. Every week, we'd sit around discussing things that felt terribly important at the time, foreign policy, economics, the ethics of fox hunting etc. And now I just argue on /britfeel/

>>81687675
My argument is that people should be allowed to choose if they want to engineer their kids to be smarter, stronger, faster, taller, more beautiful etc. The benefits are demonstrably obvious. Personally I wouldn't want the government involved, just let people pick and choose. The idea that people would NOT want their kids to be better in the ways described is absurd. Sorry but 'the good' really isn't all that difficult to figure out. We aren't talking about abstract morals, we're talking about straight up biology. It's better to be smart. It's better to be faster. It's better to be stronger. It's better to live to 150. If you're genuinely arguing that such claims can't be certain because 'better' is ambiguous and people have differing opinions of it, that seems needlessly academic. The real world is very clear - people don't want children with genetic abnormalities. They do want successful, beautiful, smart children.

>>81687698
The government is actively dysgenic in that is subsidises the stupidest, poorest, ugliest, most violent and most parasitic sub-populaitons currently. Literally right now it is doing it. I want them to stop and then I want people to be allowed to choose the genetic edits they make to their kids.

>>81687720
People can pick whatever they want, that's the whole point. You can argue that people will not, overall, choose to make their kids better, stronger, faster, healthier, smarter etc. but that argument falls flat on its face. Why wouldn't they?

Truly you people are regressive. You would rather mankind slumps further into its dysgenic spiral of pumping out useless biomass than let people choose to make themselves and their children better. Ironically it would take the force of the government you think would fuck it up to implement such a thing anyway. Want to see the results of government dysgenics? Go to a housing estate in a poor borough in London. Grim. We can and should be better.

>>81687749
>It's better to be smart
Is it?

>>81687678
salt would ruin the pipes and other hardware i guess and desalination would cut into the profits

>>81687756
>>It's better to be smart
>Is it?
If we're genuinely at this point, the human race deserves to be doomed. Come on, lad.

>>81687749
One of the most autistic posts I've ever seen in /britfeel/ and that's a very high bar as it is

>>81687749
>It's better to live to 150
This one I'm not sure about desu
Even in a healthy body I don't know that everyone wants to live that long.

>>81687764
What does 'better' mean though? I personally am glad I'm smart, but generally smart people are often miserable and often have fewer sprogs, some parents might not want to curse their own sprogs with that fate

>>81687620
What have you thought of so far that won't cost you money
>>81687626
Next time it's forever

Maybe we should just let people shag whoever they want to shag, and let the resulting kids live

>>81687749
>It's better to live to 150
Clockmaxxers would disagree

Shippy I heard you want your brown sprog back? Nuh-uh, you can't have that!

>>81687749
I feel like you're missing the entire point in favour of just your own worldview.
What you describe is better (even though you're not thinking about the consequence of a world where the majority of people are all equally "better", and the fact it would swiftly not be really optional as anyone doing it misses out and gets ostracised).
>Personally I wouldn't want the government involved, just let people pick and choose
Then who defines what is "better" and "allowed"? You have to have someone pick the rules, and that's the government.

>If you're genuinely arguing that such claims can't be certain because 'better' is ambiguous and people have differing opinions of it, that seems needlessly academic
Are... are you trolling? You're approaching this from the 100% academic approach of "more IQ = more better!!!".
What about the consequences? Who decides how much IQ is "better" or "the right amount"? Who decides what should/shouldnt be allowed to be changed?
It is not "needlessly academic" it is literally the core issue of your argument. An SJW down the road will think everyone should have black babies to make up for historical injustice and thinks white people are worse in general. You forget you can't have "promote better" without "remove worse"

>>81687779
yeah, sexual selection is a thing

>>81687779
>the resulting kids

Might engineer my kid to be black ginger midget downie with a 7 inch cock for a laugh.

>>81687786
>An SJW down the road will think everyone should have black babies to make up for historical injustice and thinks white people are worse in general
This is why I said it had its chance. A mutt society will produce mutts, through eugenics or not.
The very rich elite are doing this though, you'd be a fool to think eugenics are off the table for the wealthy.

>>81687804
Yeah this is why Elon only has sons and all his sprogs are from IVF

>>81687792
why did this make me laugh fucks sake

>>81687804
When did you last have sex yourself eugenics lad?

>>81687812
No that's because his penis doesn't work. He had some kind of botched surgery.

>>81687758
Yep. And there's no way really for them to get their own source of fresh water, so it uses public drinking water. There'd have to be massive investment from the companies or government to get the infrastructure for their own fresh water, but would there be enough for everyone? It probably would still impact the general public, as they may still need to use some of the drinking water, but also may not.

This isn't related to the talk of water, but it's an interesting podcast about AI and the companies and CEO's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8enXRDlWguU

>>81687777
Okay mate, sure. Yeah no it would be such a terrible thing for the world if we produced a few more John von Neumanns and Albert Einsteins. They'd just be miserable.

>>81687786
Bruv this is wild. The 'consequences' of a world where people are overall higher IQ are the differences between south Chicago and Tokyo. How terrible!
>People would be ostracised
Oh no! Anyway...
>Then who defines what is "better" and "allowed"? You have to have someone pick the rules, and that's the government.
How about we just let people decide that for themselves? If the options are smarter, faster, stronger, taller, beautiful, healthier vs ugly, dumber, slower, shorter, less healthy I know for certain which people will pick in the overwhelming number of cases, to the point where the contrary would be little more than a rounding error.
>Are... are you trolling? You're approaching this from the 100% academic approach of "more IQ = more better!!!".
>What about the consequences? Who decides how much IQ is "better" or "the right amount"? Who decides what should/shouldnt be allowed to be changed?
People can decide this for themselves, but of course this would be in the context of the limits of technology/biology. Is a four digit IQ even possible? Probably not, but damn if you bumped the world average up from 85-90 to 110-115 it would obviously be better.
>An SJW down the road will think everyone should have black babies to make up for historical injustice and thinks white people are worse in general.
Well thank god that SJW isn't allowed to set eugenic policy and people will be allowed to pick for themselves.
>You forget you can't have "promote better" without "remove worse"
Of course you can. You can tell people to not smoke without banning cigarettes (our government is just anti-liberty so they did anyway kek).

>>81687816
A few days ago, it's difficult to find time with a newborn.
I've got a 6 week old son, and a 3 year old daughter.
Fortunately I am already genetically perfect, so no eugenics were required.

you guys a very silly sometimes

>>81687844
are*
need to proof read more

>>81687832
>A few days ago, it's difficult to find time with a newborn

Bollocks. Utter bollocks.

8 more sleeps (not including naps) till the next pregab day\o/, I won't drink when I have that one, just enjoy the buzz. Another glaucoma appointment, still no meds for it, so I am a bit miffed, so pregab will help calm me down.

>>81687853
it was the "genetically perfect" part that made me laugh. he's all worked up bless him

>>81687827
I'm done man, you just keep repeating the same "nuh uhs" basically.
I also like how your key argument is "this is all objective" and then mention "beautiful" multiple times. Like that's not the most subjective thing to humanity.
>Well thank god that SJW isn't allowed to set eugenic policy
>and people will be allowed to pick for themselves
...the SJW can be part of those people you know

Nah fuck it I need to stop typing, every point you make is easily criticised but you just double down and overreact.
>>People would be ostracised
>Oh no! Anyway...
Very telling.

>>81687855
>pregab
whats this?

>>81687853
Every time I mention my kids on here people demand proof.
Then when I show it people still seethe anyway.

>>81687858
Mate you're the one hand-waving away the obvious reality in favour of some weird world you think you live in where people wouldn't want their children to be better off.

>>81687863
It's a weird reference to Gabby Petito, some girl who was murdered in America a few years back.

>>81687863
>whats this?
Medication for epilepsy, something else, and anxiety. I purchased mine on the brown market (mate gets some off a crack dealer).

Can we eliminate the bald gene pls
Asking for a friend haha

>>81687874
>brown market
bit racist

>>81687869
It was the "A few days ago, it's difficult to find time with a newborn" that made me think you're talking shit. The way you're trying to pretend you used to shag what, every day? But now you're down to only once every few days because you can't "find the time" (not because your mrs literally gave birth six weeks ago).

It just stinks of utter made up horseshit.

>>81687832
>I am already genetically perfect, so no eugenics were required.
You consider autism a perfect trait then?

Holy fuck, 1200mg per day, no way, how would one function on that dose? I get fugged up off 300mg.

>>81687844
I read this in a stereotypical Italian accent. Made myself chuckle

>>81687878
just go to turkey and get it fixed

>>81687870
Keep telling yourself that bud. You also seem to have completely missed my point.
I know people want their kids to be better off. I don't think you realise people can argue about "better" and extend/change criteria into dangerous territory. Especially your objective idea of "beautiful" you genuinely low intelligence mong.

>>81687891
Fuck sake, my ability to read what I post is suddenly failing me.
Not pregab, it's that cat's medicine crossy was talking about.

>genetically perfect
>Only 2 sprogs
Kek

Retards ITT right now kek.

>>81687900
2 sprogs is enough. The perfect amount. Ideally a boy and girl

qrd on July 2025?

Still on about genetics bloody hell have a look in the mirror, then your screen and question your life choices.

>>81687912
Shippy's birthday on the 25th

>>81687902
>resorting to low quality jaks to make your point
Hard L

>>81687898
Of course I understand that people have differing views of what better means. I just understand that the moral/philosophical realm and the biological realm are utterly different. Go to any hospital anywhere in the world and you will not find people from different cultures/ethnicities quibbling over whether or not curing cancer or fixing a broken bone is truly better than not doing so.

Same with eugenic genetic engineering. A 6'4", 170 IQ man who looks like Henry Cavill, can bench press a small car and live healthily to 150 is obviously genetically superior to a 5'2" 75 IQ man with chronic psoriasis or a guy born with Prader-Villi who dies at 32 from choking on a hot dog because he can't control his appetite.

wait hold on is the lad banging on about pro-eugenics also that fat lad who looks like a mentally stunted melted human and attended "FUKKEN PAKIS" protests?

>>81687887
The kids do sleep sometimes anon, and from ~4 weeks after birth it's fine to have sex.
You should be happy that your fellow britfeeler has made it.

>>81687925
>5'2" 75 IQ man with chronic psoriasis
D-delete this right now!

>>81687912
The last month of britfeel.

Mad to think people have sex every day and I've never even had sex once just fucking kill me already what a shit life I didn't ask for this

>>81687929
if you mean shippy then maybe. he has previously claimed an IQ of 156 despite driving a van for a living

>>81687929
I'm not shippy lol, but if shippy is pro-eugenics then good for him.

Got my birthday plans already, hit up Costa for my free cake and then Starbucks for the free w/e they give you, might see if theres any other loyalty places that offer free birthday stuff

>>81687944
Long way to say you'll spend your birthday alone

Here's your genetically perfect child, saar.

>>81687925
>moral/philosophical realm and the biological realm
>realm
lmao why are you like this

>>81687944
Sounds nice lad, ignore the other seether, he's just jealous he won't be getting free cakes and coffees and shit. Happy birthday!

>>81687933
I originally thought you were just exaggerating how often you have sex but now after the I HAVE MADE IT! stuff I think you might be lying about the entire tale.

What about the shadow realm?

Might try the Casino and play some live blackjack/roulette, but its quite daunting with the croupier, they have stations where you can bet on the roulette on a machine though away from the table

>>81687949
I'll most likely see my parents, they'll probably join me in one of said venues

>>81687957
Thanks mate, not for a couple weeks yet though, just laying the groundwork.

>>81687953
I'm glad we let "the people" decide what genetics we should promote!!!

>>81687959
I don't think I mentioned how frequently I have sex. I suppose I have proof that I've done it at least twice.

>>81687965
Just like all your birthdays, no friends, parents only

Me? I'm having sex as I'm typing this.
Who with, you ask? Your mother.

>>81687975
Thats right, excluding one birthday I got visited by a "friend"

>>81687978
you like out of shape grannies? weird

Fucking Hell a fly just flew into my Jap's Eye and I can feel the fucker buzzing about in my wollocks.

>>81687993
ive read a book about this you need to put a spider up there to catch the fly perhaps it'll die

>>81687993
Wonder if it will give you a handsfree coom?

>>81687999
How many cats should I put in there?

/brit/ will survive the ban in the UK, /britfeel/ and brit/pol/ won't

>>81688015
*farts on your face*
Survive that, hombre.

>>81688011
You're not near the mouse up the japs eye stage yet anon, cross that bridge when you get to it.

>>81688008
>that fly right now

>>81687981
>"friend"
A hooker or what?

You can still visit https://desuarchive.org/ after the ban and read your best posts again, reliving those amazing days/week/months/years you spent here

Stuck a tarantula up there lads that's as good as a regular spider right?

Me? Looking forward to the first /VPNfeel/ thread.

>>81687912
Some will make it
Some will be productive
Some will just clockmaxx it away

>>81688045
how many brits do you think will post. honestly lad the threads will die with less than 10 posts

>>81688049
Is watching DVDs all day clockmaxxing?

>>81687920
Astounding poor knowledge of lore

>>81688055
All it needs is one tripfag whose whole life revolves around this general and it'd live through their coping spam.

>>81687944
The casinos generally give you a birthday token. Either a 10bong free bet or a little ticket for the wheel of fortune. I won a bottle of champagne once

/britfeel/ failed on other sites when 4chan was kill.
brit/pol failed on other sites when 4chan was kill.
/brit/ survived, and your gimmicks counted for nothing there. It's going to be hard bros.

Fucking hell kummy Badcock almost made mummy reeves cry in parliament she had a tear rolling down her face and her bottom lip was wagging.

>>81688067
Quite liked going to little niche chans when this was down desu

>>81688062
>tripfag
umm, where will they get the attention they crave?

>>81687965
>but its quite daunting with the croupier
Don't be too intimidated by them, there's even a lad in /britfeel/ who is a croupier

>>81688029
It was Poleaboo

>>81688069
>Fucking hell kummy Badcock almost made mummy reeves cry in parliament she had a tear rolling down her face and her bottom lip was wagging.
>>>/pol/

>>81688033
You can even continue to ghost post there. Some people were posting in the last britfeel thread on there

Green hour has ended, more green later because I crave, I want my grandmum to enable the pip pipe but an era has ended in my life unfortunately and piping is not an option
Cheers from home with weer x

>tfw banned from my local chippy for going to a FUKKEN PAKIS! protest

>>81688069
What was she saying to her? Can't stand listening to that ugly woman (both).

>>81688055
Some will, but it's unlikely the thread will survive if 4chins does cop for a yookay ban in some way. Whether or not it will vanish to us is debatable, some use kiwifarms as an example, but I think they stopped their site being available to Brits, as they didn't want to comply with the rule, and did not want fining/charging/whatever.
I think (for the moment) a lot depends on how much of a fuck the admins give about all this.

>>81688056
Yes, a based form of clockmaxxing

>>81688082
All 3 of those ghost posts wow amaze

always get dirty looks from bald cunts because i have beautiful luscious hair

>>81688090
She was ripping into her about the economy.

>>81688098
Bald chads will rise up and implant the superior bald gene in your children

Bingo is great for clockmaxxing. Deposit a tenner and play at 2p a game. You can clockmaxx an entire day.

Taking a break from /brit/ dollster

>>81688098
bet you look like a girl from the back

>>81688100
Can't stand the bollocks theatrics in parliament. The tories had plenty of time to fix the economy they were in power for long enough. Fuck the lot of them all slimy bastards.

Going to do another 45 min of cleaning, a last push (but may also mop the kitchen floor ~14:00), then chill and make some food, and wait for the inspection.

Ok lads you're right no wolitics here.

>>81688104
ok margaery

>>81688111
nh hair's only down to the back of my neck

>>81688104
You know what else is great? Going to a mental hospital and pretending to be a patient, getting a student nurse to feed, wash and change you.

>>81688111
NTA but I'm 5 ft 4 and have hair down to my arse and can't grow a beard so this happens to me occasionally.

>>81688118
Did that other anon trigger you with his wolitics post?

>>81688121
>hair's only down to the back of my neck

Imagine Blad doing a big shit out of his big fat arse. Corrrr.

>>81688126
very sorry to hear that

Gonna watch Layer Cake again

demon dayz was such a good album

Car going for it's MOT soon. Not had it serviced once and the clutch is starting to stick occasionally. It's 15 years old but runs fine, reckon I'm fucked lads?

>>81688144
Always had long hair since I was a kid due to my natural autistic aversion to the barbers. Now I'm just used to it and couldn't imagine not having it. If I starting going bald I'd have some choices to make though. No sign of that though and nobody in my family is bald.

>>81688152
>Not had it serviced once
>It's 15 years old
Diagnosis: fucked

Told my master, the Qa'im Abdullah Hashem, about Shippy the other day. He was gobsmacked. Couldn't believe it.

>>81688139
Not sure haven't read it if I'm being honest. Wolitics is divisive and causes arguments so it's best to keep it off here. Back to seasideMARK please!

>>81688159
Dr Imran Hamza Alawiye knows the score

>>81688158
I've only had it 2 years, it's been serviced before but I haven't bothered. I've only changed the battery, tires and oil.

>>81688118
And you're not man enough to cut in on pol, so sad fat man in his boxroom

When I was on holiday I told the people in the city of Ogbomosho in Western Nigeria about Shippy. They didn't believe it. I had to show proof. One of the lads went "WTF?!"

Could do with my cock being serviced it's certainly seen better days.

>>81688140
my hair is much better than that

>>81688086
Funny if true. Fuck around, find out.

>>81688160
funny you look down on mark but his life is better than yours

>>81688174
whats the mileage like

>>81688166
They'll probabkly just pass it and put the clutch as an advisory.

Post-400 anxiety making me worse than the hot weather right now. New one now please.

a nike clock, mate?

>>81688111
u wish gayboy

>>81688190
you know you can fucking make threads right
wish people wouldnt abide your bullshit

>>81688172
Cant be any different than talking to spackers like you on here all day.

>>81687572
Used to get anxiety from this feeling
Now I feel relief

>>81688197
when you come out of the shower do you do pic related

>>81688180
Not looking down on mark at all.Love the little fella me.

>>81688201
I know it's possible, but when I have post-400 anxiety it makes doing anything very difficult until it's relieved.

It's not a big ask, just want someone to make a new thread for us to move to.

>>81688190

Sorted you out lad

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>>81688190
we need a biological realm edition

>>81688215
he doesn't have showers, he has floral scented bubble baths where he shaves his slender legs with venus razors

>>81688201
He just makes them himself then spams them and makes another spams them with the same dire shite until his bedtime