Thread 81700677

Carlisle edition

>>81700662
Cunts at the garage who put 15 bong in the machine

I prefer Nottingham station

Me? Ive not had a gf in 17 years

>tfw 35 next month

Well and truly fucked it beyond belief tbqfh lids

I just dont deal with it, too late to start now, how the fuck do you explain that to a potential gf? lmao

>>81700724
Just don't explain it?

FUCKS SAKE ANONS.

belated reply
>>81694008
true, true, but at the time of image creation, crossy's post was the last post, dangling in the previous thread as it withered and died of bump limit and threads about >tfw no gf.

just thought it was fascinating, if you will.

HOW DOES 4CHAN EVEN WORK NOW, IN 2025???

i do enjoy boards of canada

It not rite what happen to mummy

>>81700751
she has that SSM crying face kek

Might learn conversational Italian for my upcoming trip

>>81700728
you can't not explain it. the lack of experience would be extremely obvious and suspicious.

>>81700743
I agree, Crossy is an expert at making liminal posts

i gave up on relationships a while ago, beating a dead horse and all that

>>81700728
Like this anon said >>81700768

Its going to be weird and no one is going to believe
>"oh yeah i just didn't bother getting a gf for the past 20 years and have done fuck all in that time worth mentioning"

Sniffing Crossy's knickers

>>81700751
Really emanates confidence in the economy and their ability to ensure prosperity when the Chancellor of the Exchequer breaks down in tears upon questioning, eh?

We're so fucking fucked, but we knew that already lol

>>81700775
same lad same. Not worth all the misery it causes being rejected constantly

>>81700751
>>81700788
Absolutely shocking how dire this government is.

>>81700775
i don't like the idea of spending the rest of my life alone. just want a gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV0F8qSqNNw

This is what woke has taken from us.

Wonder if Rachel likes anal

>>81700799
what you what you get are two different things, thats what my mum always used to say

Every time I wanna buy something moderately expensive I always find myself using defensive language, like I'm trying to justify the purchase to myself, and others. I'm not even miserly at all. It's like I feel guilty for spending my own money. Bloody ridiculous. Low self esteem really does an absolute number on a person it really does.

>>81700825
You sure love a good moan lad

FOR FLIP'S SAKE. WRONG TAB.

>>81700748
same. thank you, David Firth.

what's some good comfy (as opposed to creepy) ambient music?

i know there's Brian Eno:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tqy6be0Juc
(like a warm hug, this)

moar?

>>81700768
I doubt it. What kind of thing do you think would be obvious and suspicious?
>>81700780
He doesn't have to say that. Can just be vague about it. Girls love mystery. If he's pressed he can just say "Look the past is the past, I'm focused on my future. Maybe with you."

When Margaret Thatcher cried it was because she felt the reality her personal responsibility in sending young British boys to die in a war. She had resolve, but clearly didn't lose her attachment to the cold hard reality that combat ends in young men dying. Fair enough.

When Rachel Reeves cried it's because she was being teased by another woman in PMQs about resigning because she's incompetent. Seriously? Hardly the fucking Iron Lady is it? You're a politician in England. A front-bencher. If you can't handle some, lets be frank, extremely tame jabs aimed at you saying you should resign in a PMQ session what the actual fucking fuck are you doing?

Christ alive these people are just the fucking worst in every way.

>>81700835
I don't even consider this moaning really. It's not really a hindrance in life particularly it's just something I realised. As you were x.

>>81700825
I know this feely feel. I want to buy a 600 quid guitar because ive been on the same crappy badly made one for years and I keep setting a savings goal to where I can justify it but I cant bring myself to buy it, got thousands in the bank and make an okay wage but I just cant do it

>>81700847
Theresa May cried aswell

>>81700788
>>81700793
I remember being like "well that cant have as many scandals and meltdowns as the tories".
I was very wrong.

You lads are single because you've prioritised comfort, childishness, laziness, or self-indulgence over pursuing romantic or sexual relationships. Simple as that.

>>81700849
I sink you are just a whiny faggot. As you were x

>>81700844
I'd have given you a YT link but it ain't there.
I'm no ambient expert, I just liked this album.
https://pregnanthead.bandcamp.com/album/disintegration

>>81700846
>Can just be vague about it. Girls love mystery.
haha gave me a chuckle, this. it's not WRONG but i guess it depends on the woman?

i guess just say "it's been a while"? if yous end up together because it's a relationship, that'd be something you'd end up talking about later down the line?

(all hypothetical. we are doomed.)

>>81700890
Yeah obviously eventually you'd need to open up but by that point hopefully you'd feel safe enough to be vulnerable. You don't need to spill your guts on the first date or even in the first six months of a relationship.

women in politics was a mistake

>>81700878
I'm in a relationship. So are a few other lads here.

MARKS LIVE !!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asdCdfSoY6Q

>>81700878
Actually it's because I have no idea how pursuing a partner works and frankly I find myself a sub-optimal partner so I've just withdrawn from the entire thing and make no effort to find it.

>>81700902
Sorry lad you've misunderstood my post, and it's my fault for not being clear. I was talking to the single lads. I wasn't trying to say or imply that everyone here was single. Apologies for that.

>>81700846
>What kind of thing do you think would be obvious and suspicious?
The lack of a 'boyfriend persona'.

>>81700852
Daft innit. Treat yourself my lid.

>>81700882
leave that lad alone you nasty cunt

>>81700913
Exactly my point. You've prioritised comfort, childishness, laziness, or self-indulgence. You're too lazy to figure out how pursuing a partner works, and you've made no effort. You "consider yourself a sub-optimal partner" but this self-pity is a form of childishness and self-indulgence.

>>81700912
>69 people watching our mark

Leave are Cheeka alone mate, not on is it

>>81700914
I'm "you lads" so naturally assumed you included me in that sweeping statement. I hope all you lads find a good woman. Even the one poster here I despise.

>>81700939
Yeah I can totally understand why. But trust me, I know that many lads here are very high functioning.

>>81700931
I keep to myself, and don't really post that much. I don't think I'm enough of a presence to even have seethers. Ah don't get it.

boxroom white knights defending the wee gay lad
cute x

>>81700957
They're jealous of your inner and outer radiance Cheeka.

>>81700970
He won't let you shag him Ebin.

>>81700926
>comfort
Not really, a partner would bring much more comfort to my life.
>childishness
I spend most of my time working or dealing with my house. Call that childish all you want.
>You're too lazy to figure out how pursuing a partner works, and you've made no effort
I think you've just projected a whole lot of shit you have no basis for. Did plenty of trying in my younger years, came to my conclusion, focused on my job instead. Now I have money instead.
>but this self-pity is a form of childishness and self-indulgence
It's quite literally the opposite of self pity, I pity anyone who would be with me. I don't pity myself about that, it's who I am.

You just assumed a bunch of shit with no knowledge of me, and it's proven you're a fuckwit lmao

>>81700883
cheers marra, this is nice.
>Email a link to my free download to:
what was that disposable email address site, someone posted it the other day?

(it wasn't like Mailinator, you went to website.whatever and it gave you a random inbox there and then)

>>81700981
Fair enough lad, I'm sorry if I assumed too much or I got it wrong. I hope you meet someone special one day.

Y all dumbass bongs still here kek?

Deary me. He's rattled. Kek

>>81701004
I am a bit rattled yeah but how did you know?

i had a pregabalin yesterday and i'm STILL buzzing, for fuck's sake

>>81700825
>>81700957
don't worry Cheeto my lad, you could always lend me say 40-60 quid? we're mates.

vibes are all off in the thread today

>>81701001
Why wouldn't we be here my nigga

>>81701030
How strong? I had a 150mg about 90 mins ago. It's not enough to properly buzz really, just enough to chill a bit and shake off anxiety.

Too many angry incels here

>>81700959
just no need for being a nasty cunt tho is there

>>81701054
The internet in general is just full of rage. X is pure rage constantly.

>>81701056
focus on your pregabalin intake mong

Me? Happy camper. I like everybody here.

I'm going nowhere Cheeka, quite literally i'm on the ringroad, third time round

my stomachs chrunin
my nerves are burnin
there's one one thing i need
i come in a glass or a bottle or can
its the cure that's guaranteed
the first drink of the day!

>Im N N Not redeeming the voucher guys not yet.
Little does he know that CEX do not accept PlayStation plus vouchers. What a mong.

>>81701062
dont take that nonsense, work on your unresolved issues leading you to be a nasty wanker to random lads on an image board

there is always a typo
i cant do anything right
ugh

>>81701047
300mg, maybe 3 a.m. or something? didn't seem to do anything, went to sleep and had mad vivid dreams, woke up an hour or two ago, i can tell it's in my system. might have taken a while to release.

might get some smaller dose ones desu, i like the buzz but maybe it's a bit much. 150mg sounds comfy, enjoyee your day.

>>81701083
whatever laddie x

>>81701083
It's been his entire life for many years by this point, I wouldn't try to reason with him.

Got a new teddy for me Birthday lids.

>>81701101
I wish it was that simple to wash away your fears and anxieties.

I think this is the TV scene that resonates with my the most

https://youtu.be/gluU_-ZbQNg

Update updateee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0tH9G9uWu4

>seasideMARK enjoying is PlayStation it's lush. Keeping this one guys it lush

>>81701092
300mg is definitely enough to buzz like a motherfucker, and it lasts until the next day easily. I sometimes do 300mg at the weekend and it's a serious dose. Also if I'm taking a flight somewhere, it smooths out the whole airport experience very nicely. Thanks mate enjoy your day too.

Me and Crossy chilling in the Lomond Lounge at Glasgow Airport, drinking pints of Tennents and buzzing on 300mg pregabs.

>>81701112
not scratching off the code because he wants to sell it

>>81701112
>Keeping this one guys
I'll give it a week

>>81701112
I estimate that marks IQ is in the mid to late 70s.

>>81701112
>mark uses linux
unfathomably based

>>81701134
That's Mac OS lad.

>>81701132
Possible de lads. What's yours?

Nice little Woby if that's alright de lads

>>81701101
Are you a five year old child?

>>81701166
Also mid to late 70s.

SSM sounds drunk but I'm sure he hasn't been drinking.

>>81701112
He bought the same game 4 times from Amazon kek

>>81701110
quite like Alan Partridge, me. the new series was good, fuck the haters. quite glad laugh tracks have fallen out of fashion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD5M7ZczriI
Fist of Fun was a great series, liked the NEET lifestyle bits by Peter Baynham. mad someone hasn't compiled them all for YouTube (full episodes are there, so.)

>>81701169
That's a big puddin

>>81701145
You really showed him up and embarrassed him in front of the whole thread lad

PS5 might be for you but it's not for him de lids. His PS5 days are over. I said his PS5 days are over. Is he gonna sell it? Course he is. Course he fucking is.

>Purchased 4 times
Christ

>>81701202
Well it is only 17 quid

>>81701202
Obviously he doesn't pay for it then sell it a few days later for a cash injection

>>81701169
Going for a tekky brekky in my local Toby next week with mummy.

>>81701202
why wax it delet?

What website has the 14 day weather predictions with the grid of temperatures over the UK that has been posted over the last few days?

he got nine idums

Did SSM come into some money? He also bought a brand new GoPro

Rod Stewart looks like a lesbian.

>>81701169
nice bit ov carbs on carbs wiv a side of carbs m'lord

He got 99 idums but a mobility car ain't one.

>>81701169
Do you not feel a loser eating in a family restaurant on your own?

>>81701284
why would you, stop caring about the opinions of others

>>81701255
This is a list of all the models

https://www.theweatheroutlook.com/twodata/model-inventory.aspx

https://www.theweatheroutlook.com/twodata/gefs.aspx?run=na&charthour=300&chartname=2mtmpmax&chartregion=uk&p=15&charttag=2m%20max%20temp

I've posted that one before and

https://www.theweatheroutlook.com/twodata/gem.aspx?run=12&charthour=93&chartname=uk2mtmp&chartregion=uk&charttag=UK%20temp%20C

Is Toby Carvery just a Chinese buffet for Gammons?

>>81701284
Do you not feel a loser sat in a boxroom asking about people going out?

>>81701262
New line of credit.

>>81701289
>for Gammons?
Yeah, only ever seen 2 non white customers ever, out of literally thousands. Even in Birmingham it's 100% white

I only eat a meal if there are a minimum of 3 of my family members within 100 feet.

>>81701270
Are you a womann?

Palladium, Llandudno

need to hit up the carvery me, not been since living in a citeh, they dont have any around, maybe I'll drive out. They fucking gatekeep the meat though, cunts.

>>81701289
Yes, but they also serve Turkey and beef, lamb on Sundays too

>>81701231
posted by SSM himself. thus, the rule in the sticky.

I never eat out by myself. People might think less about me, because as the main character, what I do with my life is of big interest to complete strangers

>>81701308
no, he is though, wheres the fucking meat

>>81701311
>They fucking gatekeep the meat though, cunts.
You what?

>>81701323
Under the big ol Pud

>>81701293
Did I touch a nerve? I was only asking lad. Anyway I think I got my answer.

>>81701333
Why would I feel a loser? Have you never eaten a meal on your own?

Me and Chika making anal love x

>>81701231
He's been done in for doxxing kek

>>81701255
not that grid one, but you might like this:
https://www.netweather.tv/live-weather/radar

watch rain travelling over the UK. turn on the animation and see rain approaching YOUR town.

I've been to a few restaurants on my own when travelling for work. Never felt like "a loser".

>>81701327
last time I went they put on some wanker to guard the meat so you couldn't load up on it and he also guarded the yorkshire puddings

>>81701284
NTA but I was sitting in Wagamamas eating alone just yesterday. No one gives a shit

foreigner here, is cornwall really completely different to the rest of the UK?

>>81701345
I usually eat out with friends, but that's me.

>>81701381
It's Toby Carvery you mong you shouldn't care at all

>>81701381
Sometimes in life you're hungry when you're not with friends though.

>>81701169
>>81701375
mealmogged

>>81701378
Not really, but you can tell the Celtic influence, similar to Wales in some ways

>>81701399
Fair enough lad. Sorry I brought it up...

>>81701378
not really, hardly anyone speaks Cornish

>>81701374
Guard the meat kek, never seen that. Usually when I go up for more veg they'll offer me another Yorkshire

Gay CD hookups Glasgow

>>81701415
Wrong tab, BN

First time gay sex Hyndland

CD orgy Gibraltar

compact disc orgy??

Hair loss consultants Banbury

befriender service Sunderland

Febreze stockists Newcastle

wizza shop feel street

gf/bf experience Newcastle

Voice coach Shrewsbury

>>81701480
Your posts are giving me bad vibes

>>81701480
Cheeka doesn't need that hes got a fella

Gamblers anonymous Scarborough

*puts on 'Legend of Zelda' costume*
*douses self in Febreze*

"ALRIGHT CHEEKA MATE, I'M THAT 'WONKY' LAD FROM 4CHAN, WE'RE PALS ONLINE"

>>81701415
>>81701447
>>81701452
Probably be something like this

Chicken curry with chippy wippies for din dins.

>>81701517
ponder thy odour

>>81701533
lush. I'm having some hotdogs and a satsuma

Ruthmongs thoughts on this image?

>>81701567
Who are those two then

>>81701494
you on something?

i remember once, i was in Switch (certain type of bar), this bloke in the toilets goes,
>mate, are you a devil?
or something
>nah, you alright?
>aye, i've just had __ milligrams of mandy
thought 'oh OK, don't want to ruin this guy's night, hope he has a good time'
>haha hope you have a good one, see you around.
and he starts up with this
>what's with your hair
>dunno, just have long hair
>i think you're a devil
patter. he left clearly a bit spooked. 5-10 years ago now. i hope he had a pleasant evening ;_;

>D0RK2

Dark nights are coming in for Seaside. Glad he got another Playstation for when twilight draws in ever earlier. He a natural Playstation Engineer and Playstation video gamer.
He famously install brand new heat sink on PS5 hard drive. It make it run faster and better. He needs it 4x cooler. Sony offered him millions but he ask for it to be sent to RSPB as charity gift.
He always been good with computer. He computer engineer, he work for google, he would have worked all his life in IT but his hidden disability ruined it. He naturally hard grafter.

Saw this and thought of Ponce

Want to buy a new house.
Dreams of having a garage to make into a workshop.
Wish I had a bit more money

>>81701611
In America you'd have all that and more

House prices in Switzerland are even crazier than in London

>>81701621
I know. Big fucking garden to go along with it. That said I want it in this country. This is home.

https://archive.org/embed/AwesomeGamesDoneQuick2013/AwesomeGamesDoneQuick2013_part038_Megamari_512K.mp4?start=1100

/jp/ status? buttsmashed and pwnzoned.

Spaceship inbound de lids. Get in there.

https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/1940619007100703088

>>81701653
The spacker home is really the perfect place for you

Found a planet for us /britfeelers/ de lads, there are no obligations or work here
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751561166538482.mp4

i go hard in the motherfucking paint nigga x

Just about time for dindins, what a lovely day this has been

Spakkaxxians finally taking us back to home x.
Stop off to the Beehive Spacestation for kebab wrap x

>>81701621
You think they give out big houses for free in America? Lol

>>81701653
Are you still "pussy free"?

Good evening friends and mateys

got a wasps nest in my loft
bit inconvenient tbqh

>>81701732
Left sheep looks rough af

>>81701737
Autism trolley

Looking for a cat status update

The chicken curry and rice has been necked.

Oh aye x

Would love to hear about Crossy's day in the West End

>>81701737
>You'll never sit down to a tattie waffle feast with shippers

feel bad man

Bloody fly is still buzzing around in me wollocks. I blame Diego Jota. Paranormal happenings abound.

>>81701812
With that neck of yours food takes twenty minutes to reach your stomach.

HHL is pussy free in life and he loves it
He said it's his natural way of life

Helper's neck is so long when he was on safari in Africa a mentally retarded giraffe tried to mount him.

What are the adventages of a long neck?

Hope that interstellar wobject is a massive hostile extraterrestrial ship tbqh. That elephant must be avenged.

>>81701852
HHL uses it to eat leaves off high branches in Sunderland

Just done a quick shop x

>>81701852
Can be used as a periscope on royal navy submarines.

>>81701865
that an old Hyperlinx shop?

Helper has the neck of Mr. Fantastic without the superpowers.

>>81701737
That trolley is bloody grim. I do like those microwave pizzas but I'd never eat them that often.

>>81701835
>HHL is pussy free in life and he loves it

I didn't choose to be born x

>>81701884
His superpower in life is being "pussy free" he said so himself

>>81701737
Four Cheese? That's mental

garn play them Touhou games in current year.

what on earth is up with these options? Yorkshire English?

>>81701914
Sadly the closest Shippy will get to living the Peep Show life he dreamed of

>>81701907
Only reason he's pussy free is because his blood is too busy keeping his neck erect so his cock is forever flaccid.

I really need to stop bidding on things late at night. My winning bid isn't anywhere near my insane max bid. I am guaranteed to win this and no longer want it. What do

>>81701906
Why didn't you shag Paige de lad? Was it the nappy stink that put her off?

SSM fell off, miss his streams where he'd get black out drunk

>>81701930
>his blood is too busy keeping his neck erect so his cock is forever flaccid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylPgc217Ivc

>>81701939
Aye, sadly he's boring now

HEARD YOU WANT YOUR WOMFY BACK
NUH UH YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT
HEARD YOU WANT YOUR WOMFY BACK
SHUT THE FUCK UP NUH UH
YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT

>>81701916
Yorkshire English would be
>eeey by gum, bloody ell. She playin that bloody bad apple again? Turn that fookin thing aff rite nah! That bloody cirno as stook a nife in oour backs and battered us she as.

HHL was a famous rapper in the 2010s
he were exposed on the no jumper podcast

Twolls are obsessed with me having (or not) having sex. Lowkey weird af ngl.

Cheers x

>>81701939
UK drinking community not what it was

>>81701966
Say it with me.
DEATH TO SPACCA! DEATH TO SPACCA!

>>81701939
Can't be fucked with another PS5 saga. Just find it depressing seeing the poor sod trying to fill the void by buying things he doesn't even want.

>>81701977
C'mon lad that's not fair. I'm not just obsessed with you not having sex. I'm also obsessed with you defecating in a nappy.

>news dedicated entirely to some footballer dying in a self inflicted car crash
bloody 'ell

>>81701977
Thought you were self proclaimed "pussy free"?

>>81701994
think about all the poor scum who die in car crashes everyday

no one cares

>>81700766
Italian's piss easy if you've already got an understanding of other romance languages. I had the basics learned for when I visited in no time and got by alright.

Reminder Helper has a self admitted micro cock. He claims he was joking but I'm convinced it's true because he loves SPH porn. He also hired an escort and couldn't get it up so he let his smackhead mate fuck her on his dime.

bully me and I will cum

>>81702040
Why is her armpit pixellated?

>>81702014
>He also hired an escort and couldn't get it up
He's just like me for real

Imagine hiring an escort for your first time, fucking pathetic

>>81702065
worked for me tbqh no complaints

>>81702014
Some might say it's a "baby dick" and belongs in nappies.

>>81702048
so losers like me can censor my humiliation porn even more. imagine being the pathetic lowly freak who edges himself to a blurred female pit EW!

I think this and cum soon after r

Helpers microcock is inverted so much he can fuck himself.

Paige didn't like that Sean did so much coke, on their first date he was high af

>>81702065
I lost my V plates to a brass at age 19. Was a soul destroying experience, but I knew I was never getting it for free.

>>81702090
lmao hhl looks like such a fucking mong

tired of being alive im drinking too much and i just want to be asleep de lads

>>81702090
corrr blimey she is a bit of a chumba

>>81702090
Look at the state of his family's poverty lifestyle...grim

you lads are mixed up, hhl isnt pussy free, he gets pussy for free

Where's HHL's father? I want to box his ears!

Corrrrr! That was quite the freak off that evening! Many a shitty nappy was had and enjoyed.

>>81702164
The Flamingo Land Freak Offs were legendary, you had to be there to believe it

are there any brown posters on here anymore?

>>81702162
Kevin looks like a top bloke desu

oh my days its all kicking off in brighton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjsDKr_vnnY

>>81702223
long neck lmao.

Finally some proper fucking kino.

>>81702259
It's kind of strange because neither his father or mother has a long neck

>>81702292
what a bunch of bizarre generational benefit scammers lmao

The new pampers ad campaign is bizarre

>>81702332
HNGGHHHH LONGER!

Footmong really is a waste of life. Absolute freak.

>>81702325
HHL once said that his entire family also lives in a different care home. This is their family business, basically. Living in care homes being cared for by people despite it being unnecessary.

Got a wunchy wox in x

>>81702350
Imagine that being the legacy of your family. The Unnecessary Care Home family.

Good evening all good lads. I hope you're well and in good spirits!
Reminder it is happy America day tomorrow so should you happen on an American flag on 4chan, give them your best.

shut it you grim bacon

>>81702370
America best country in the world
God bless America

>>81701969
cor it is 'n'all

(yeah i'm playing on practice mode. and maybe i DID lose a life to Cirno, what of it?)

hhl gone awful quiet lmao x

Norwood status?

>>81702423
big man lee should be dreaming this

Done me sleepington in after the appointmentham didn't i

I did didn't i

HHL is neckst up

>>81702354
bit grim but i would still eat it

>>81702223
Pat Mustard lookalike winner.

>>81701865
>4 for 5 quid
i remember when this was THE deal on bottles of ale.

looks like Asda's on some weird 4 for 3 thing, now. online everything is weird prices. 2.37 pounds, 2.74 pounds, the hell? does a robot calculate pricing now?

not sure how hhl actually lives with himself.

well I guess the alcoholism helps.

>>81702455
*streaming
reee

Might just go back on antidepressants lads, these withdrawals are doing a number on me

>>81702471
and what are you doing that's so lofty and fulfilling other than posting here of course

bunch of losers x

na night ziggeh CYA IN HELL YA WEE BASTARD

time for the archers on bbc radio 4

Still constantly trying to knock HHL down when he's not here, it can only be for one reason, envy.

>>81702423
>>81702455
>>81702474
there's 'pirate English' and so on, seems like an easy thing to play through for a laff.

but going by the Wiki/description the Yorkshire took it pretty seriously - abandoned the project because it was hard work doing authentic Tyke dialect. i know people argue about Scots being a distinct language, but this is a weird one.

None of these bitches are more than 50% abbo lol

Also notice the "runs in my blood" shirt; Blood and soil-type racial identity politics are a-okay when anti-white racial marxists do it apparently

>>81702332
howling to be quite honest.

thought it was weird you lot reposting his family photos like this, but then you go and create an absolute belter.

'magine getting an abbo woman pregnant though lol. Why did the OG strayan coomers do it

I understand the powerful urge to colonize with one's BWC and have been there myself, but abbos are a bit much. They're a different subspecies for crying out loud

>>81702523
Seething at women from other countries. Have sex.

>>81702489
do you think chad using you for sex until you're too old means you're not a loser

Wish I lived in America
Land of the fucking free over there and everything's 10x bigger and 10x better

3rd day of the 7th month of the year, you didn't spend it alone in your room with your face glued to a screen did you champ?

>>81702568
Went Morrisons and Asda earlier, took some shit to tip and then spent rest of it at my computer yes

apologies, back form a double shift testing the new range of apuette fleshlights, did anybody inform the apus wiego wota died?

Would like to try an eskimo bitch at some point for sure, too

Heard their pussies are mighty cold thoughever

going to start peppering my speech with random Japanese phrases, me.

>moshy moshy, i'd like five southern fried chicken strips, dess.
>sorry love, we've ran out.
>shoga-nye, thanks anyway, dessu-nay.

>>81702523
I think it would be fine if you embrace your European heritage and you say it runs in your blood or whatever. I think what people object to is white supremacism, where white identity movements start hating all other ethnicities.

Michael madsen is dead frends:(

>>81702587
mochiron you can do that dayo!

Good to see you blokes are winning in screentimemaxxing

>>81702587
>Koko, sakana no nioi ga shimasen ka?

Garn in that shower now. Keep meself nice n fresh for tomorrow.

>>81702610
backa, i can do what i like, shee-tay.

that's it. that's me out of things i know from cartoons.

>>81702625
slip and break your neck you fucking prick

>>81702625
Don't pull the red cord by mistake

A dozen more nappy related posts in
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4
3
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what else is there to do but stare at a screen? stare at the sky while giving yourself liver poisoning from drinking pints every day?

Kino is it not

>>81702635
honto? thats plenty dess ne

Are you on track to beat last years screentimemaxxing?

>>81702645
You can sit in a pub with 10 other groids poisoning their liver and having riveting conversations about a wog dying in a car crash or what Labour did this week

>>81701375
yeah i regularly go wagas by myself desu. where's your sides though lad that's a weak wagas order

Getting fuck all matches on Hinge at the moment. Need to delete and recreate my profile for that algo boost lids

>>81702684
Dating apps are for mugs

750 a month lmao

>>81702699
I am that.

>>81702332
one of BN's finest creations, this. no wonder he's paid the big bucks.

>>81702663
i did a bit of that Duolingo to learn Irish (didn't get very far) and it's neat how it teaches you as if you were gradually picking up bits among Irish folk.

someone out there can speak fluent Japanese, at least phonetically, because of their cartoons. they have never read Genki or attended some class. godspeed, wapanese man.

have you ever cried at a film?

>>81702756
>someone out there can speak fluent Japanese, at least phonetically, because of their cartoons.
it's a good method to learn if you use it with other methods too

Why didn't Gen X and boomers need dating apps to talk to women, are Millennial and the generations that followed them fragile cowards?

>>81702764
yes bambi,

Are women impressed with high daily screen times?

>>81702756
genki is terrible and doensn't even properly teach you difference between wa and ga.

the autists on djt/dailymoe have made a decent guide and its basically "memorize a billion words, read x grammar, then read a billion manga/light novels" (same method works for every language, but obviously its a lot faster in French or somehting)

>>81702774
>Why didn't Gen X and boomers need dating apps to talk to women
they didnt exist

>>81702774
They didn't have MeToo skitzo-chicks.

Need to do the other thing within the next 120

No way around it is there

>>81702772
bookshelf.jpg learning seems like such a pain in the arse. but you hear people say they moved somewhere, and just ended up learning the language.

language acquisition in childhood is a whole area of developmental psychology, would have been good to just know a second language from childhood. feels as natural as speaking English, just instinct that you can chat with Chinese or Spanish people, cor, the possibilities.

sean in the shower

watching

>>81702609
Greasy wetback wop with a far arse grim I can smell her from here

>>81702764
Yes I do this regularly desu. "Nahe am Wasser gebaut" as a german would say. I'm sure Shippy knows what I mean.

Word of advice for if/when you land a date. Given how unfunny you are on britfeel try not to crack jokes or be 'funny' around her.
Good luck and I'm sure you'll make a wonderful stepdad.

>>81702785
dailymoe rings a bell. i just remember 4chan weeaboos saying Genki was the way to go, accompanied by Anki to learn kanji through digital flashcards, and go read Yostubato! because it's for kids but simple/fun to read through.

didn't get very far, me. scribbled them hiraganas and katakanas over and over. eventually wondered what the point was. not going to visit Japan, am i? could learn how to make useful things. or how to speak Irish.

mumberg got proper angry cause I just farted in her room after helping her put her foot moisturiser bags on she started gagging and now I am on toilet

I miss talking to her. How long is too long when ghosting somebody

>>81702892
>She censors her armpits because she dosen't want to give fetish content away from free

>>81702892
Awful body looks like ET also looks male to female. Disgusting

>>81702900
leave her on tenterhooks, mate. give it another couple of years. she'll text you, out of the blue, "hi, i'm really sorry how things ended between us. would you be up for a coffee/drink?"

any day now lad. any day now.

garn watch that Back to the Future, me. it's 40 years old now.

>>81702900
treat em mean, keep em keeno

>>81702941
only after babatunde has absolutley ruined her fartbox then done the off, leaving her with some special needs sprog to raise on her own

Increase your clockmaxxing potential with screentimemaxxing, then find a woman who is into terminally online men. It's a win win.

>>81703069
She's been having sex with the local paranoid schizo, I can hear him now throwing her around the kitchen and slamming the drawers on her head.

One day women will want emotionally fragile men, that will be our day lads

>>81702876
Weird angry post, boxroom lad

me and ruthmong jumping off the cliffs in dover hand in hand

*informs the apus michael madsen has died*

>>81703175
I saw that. And the police throw you both in the back of the van, I asked the officer why and he told me you were scaring the boatpeople by doing it and would serve 10 years in prison for it.
I hope you learned your lesson.

>>81702764
spirited away the part where chihiro eats the rice balls and starts sobbing got me. something about her trying to hold it all together and that being her only time to relax and process it all got me. i really like characters that try to hold everything together despite emotional turmoil

>>81703143
fucking hell i haven't seen this image in ages

>>81703194
saw the sticky on /tv/. my question is, who is he?

Any lads seen on Facebook etc those short videos of the (enlgish) four brothers? One of them has genuinely phenomenal acting skills

>>81701881
Was thinking exactly the same kek

>>81702065
Not at all, better than being a virgin

Tune for the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bLURgtwJhA&list=PLX4OSqnQXAhh_pM0oAevyawgd4RU_m1mW

We taking lorazepam in life

>>81703368
Benzos are bad for you lad. You should only take that stuff very sparingly.

>>81703368
my favourite benzo desu very very womfortable, haven't had one in ages though

If you penetrated Ebin how long do you think you'd last before you burst your cum inside the lad?

The lad is obsessed with sexing up his online dollies.

There's online dollies in your area who want to be sexed up tonight

>>81703396
Ebin isn't my type desu

>>81703416
So you'd probably last what, a good six minutes before your angry little todger exploded in his fartbox?

>>81703396
last time was only around 30 seconds

Memes aside is Sunderland worth visiting?

>>81703425
Newcastle definitely is. I think it's a real hidden gem of a city to be honest. Sunderland I have no idea but I wouldn't have thought so.

>>81703423
Do you wank to this posts you make, lonely lad?

reckon ebin is good at deepthroating

nothing in the north is worth visiting

homoeroticamaxxing champ right here in this thread corr

>>81703434
Kind of yeah. I mean I wouldn't call it a full wank. I sort of toy with my helmet a bit through my retard jeans.

>>81703460
Gun to the head would you stick your throbbing penis in Ebin's rectum or throat?

How many times a day do you think about two men engaged in sex acts?
Me? 0

>>81703471
Thinking about it rn x

>>81703425
only ever went there for school trips to the theatre and stadium

>>81703425
>>81703430
i think it'd be fun for a cheap night out if you're some well-off person who wants to see wot the chav slags live like.

the library is/was pretty good (guess that doesn't matter if you aren't local.) there is SOME museum, and some sort of gardens. if you want culture.

my intrusive thoughts? i might be a nonce.

no attraction to kids, but what if i am a nonce anyway, somehow? scary stuff.

>>81703430
How is Newcastle any better than Sunderland?

In some of the narrations, some of the literature of /britfeel/, Ebin has the task of bringing down the punishment and the torment upon a disbelieving people. He makes an appearance in some narrations where there's a prophet or a messenger that is about to get killed or skinned alive by other /britfeel/ lads, and then Ebin will come down and say "God sent me and asked me if you'd like to destroy these people." That's his task. To bring the torment, and the punishment.

>>81703471
you had to think about it to write that post, and now you are thinking about it again reading this, so that's at least twice today gayboi

Does anyone here actually consider Salford a seperate city from Manchester?

>>81703489
Yeah to be honest, when I'm there, I often eye up the slags. I like the overweight ones the best. The ones in tiny clothes that can barely contain the flab. It turns me on and if I was single I'd be trying to shag birds like that down there, 100%.
>>81703501
I don't know, I haven't been to Sunderland, but Newcastle has a deserved reputation as a brilliant night out. I'm not sure Sunderland really has much reputation at all.

Roadblock
Tank frustrator
Trigger itch
On westminster bridge
Strawmen hang down from the arch
Whitehall echoes with black boot march

12 rattles
At high noon
Bronze stateman
Where it all began
College green learned red
White was the dress of the newly-wed

Ration pack
I'm famished
Charitable appeal
On the wire the piglets squeal
Bags for life with new meaning
United nations intervening

>>81703503
THAT N'WAH

>>81703515
as a coupled man you should not be thinking of these things.

unless you're thinking about one of those "poly" relationships. never work out though, do they?

Indeed, it is chronicled within the narrations of /britfeel/ that the lads once mocked HelperLad for his abode among the elderly and infirm, and for his garments fashioned from humble nappies. But Ebin, descending with a terrible warning, spoke thus: 'Know ye that HelperLad's nappies are his armour against pride, and his care home, a fortress of humility. Tremble ye who mock, for swift shall be the punishment.

garn bed now, early shift tomorrow oh yey

having a wokkle now in honour of HHL, all hail the nappy king

>>81703552
These thoughts will always cross the mind lad. It is human nature. To act on them would be a very different matter. To dwell on them would also be disrespectful. But in the moment? It's fine. I've forgotten those girls and what they look like, I just remember my momentary lust.

But yeah you're right I'd never do the poly thing, very odd arrangement.

Toby Carvery Harlow ticked off

Can I be bothered to wank?

>>81703600
for me? too hot to wank

Anyone ever been to Oldham?

>>81703586
When you coming to Bristol lad?

Anyone with autism get obsessed with one particular video that you watch over and over again? It's happened to me again with this one.
https://youtu.be/sFl5rKWlOS8?si=9OP48tSUwitzkbbM

>>81703614
Never left me hometown, no reason to desu

>>81703586
>tobyquest.png
what's your system? doesn't look very efficient, that. are you driving or using public transport?

>>81703670
t. William Blake

>>81703670
Are you taking the piss or is that real?

>>81703670
Same lid. I was born here will end up dying here.

>>81703670
>>81703689
Neither did Kant

I've travelled a lot, and you really aren't missing much. Especially if you're a bit asocial. You'll find most people are boring, tedious mongs no matter what country they grew up in

Never left the country I had no need or desire to up to now

I've lived in 5 countries. Been to about 30. Proud of it to be honest.

Corr, widespread 39c

>>81703618
Already drove past the southern Bristol one and was tempted to nab it then but had to pick someone up, they were an hour fucking late as well. Not sure when next time

>>81703722
UK/USA/Denmark/Germany, where else?

has ruthmong ever been abroad?

Go back to uni, get a useful degree, move to Switzerland. What's stopping you?

So that mong is Switzerland is 'whydontyouanon', SAD!

>>81703746
Go down to your local gay club, have a few drinks, buy some drinks for another bloke, dance, bring him back to your place and let him go to town on your arsehole. Whats stopping you?

Post-400 anxiety very high right now. Not feeling good. Please make a new thread as soon as possible.

>>81703762
>Whats stopping you?
Not gay

>>81703753
>So that mong is Switzerland
seems like the mong is you lol

>>81703746
dont want to, dont want to, dont want to. Simple as

Shower was nice. Cooling down nows x

>>81703765

Done de laddington, new thread made

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thinking about screaming "I HATE YOU" out the window and posting a Vocaroo of the subsequent feedback from the streets. (not myself yelling, keeping that private.)

>>81700677 (OP)
bruhh this look like the station thomas the tank engine and sir topham hatt be at lmaoo

>>81703735
You know me mate. I'm a nationalist. I count England and Scotland as two countries.

>>81703586
why are there no wobeys in central London?