Thread 81706460

Let's heart it /r9k/. No coping, no pretending. Not what you can realistically get. Just list your ideal.

>Height
>Age
>Gender
>Race
>Body Type
>Face Type (Be real)
>Personality/Interests
>Intelligence
>Relationship history
>Dealbreakers

>>81706460 (OP)
I'll go first:
>Height
5'0 - 5'7
>Age
18-20
>Gender
Female
>Race
White, Hapa, East Asian
>Body Type
Slim or Slim with some assets (wide hips)
>Face Type (Be real)
Feminine neotenous face, big eyes
>Personality/Interests
Cutesy feminine things, maybe some knowledge of history
>Intelligence
Doesn't matter
>Relationship history
Kissless virgin
>Dealbreakers
Not being a virgin

>at least 6'4
>hung
>jaw line that can cut titanium
>skinny
>mid length brown hair
>blue eyes
>no balding, ever
>clean shaven (face and pubic area)
>confident
>raw hard sex
>surprise sex/groping
>no friends, female or male
>has never watched porn
>doesn't masturbate except with my body
>only wants me
>works remote job for 6-7 figures so we can be together 24/7

Japanese and age 17-18 to 23ish. Thats literally it. Also must like or be supportive of firearms because I'm american as fuck and a felon.

>>81706498
Thanks for being realistic femanon

>>81706504
the sex stuff is pretty realistic if he has high-T. I dated a guy who was like 90% the way there once but was a NEET.

>Height
5'1-5'10
>Age
19-25
>Gender
male, female
>Race
white
>Body Type
thin, skinny, average
>Face Type (Be real)
not overtly masculine
>Personality/Interests
similar to mine
>Intelligence
similar to mine
>Relationship history
none or maybe 1
>Dealbreakers
idk being some evil faggot i guess

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
6'0- 6'6
>Age
25-30
>Gender
Male
>Race
White, maybe Asian if tall
>Body Type
Lean or lean-muscular, very broad shoulders
>Face Type (Be real)
Angular, tired-looking, nice jawline, strong eyes
>Personality/Interests
Quiet, a bit autistic, obsessed with niche topics, secretly very affectionate
>Intelligence
High IQ or at least acts like it online
>Relationship history
Virgin or maybe 1 if it haunts him
>Dealbreakers
Normie energy, watches TikTok, ever had Tinder installed, watches porn

at this point i'll just take a girl that isnt obese and is nice to me

>>81706529
>Not what you can realistically get. Just list your ideal.

>>81706538
that is the ideal lol

>>81706544
Stop being obtuse retard

Pretend you can make a girl via character creator

>>81706460 (OP)

>Height
Whatever
>Age
18-30
>Gender
Female
>Race
Whatever
>Body Type
Not morbidly obese or anorexic
>Face Type (Be real)
I'm weird as in, a lot of times i'll find people that are ugly to others cute, so like, has to be kinda cute to me
>Personality/Interests
Has to be into weird niche stuff, preferably the same weird niche stuff i'm into
>Intelligence
as long as i don't have to be into a caretaker role due to low mental capabilities i'm fine with whatever
>Relationship history
KHHV like me
>Dealbreakers
Not a virgin, cruel, annoying, stuck up or a cheater

>Height
5'0" - 5'8"
>Age
18 - 25
>Gender
Female
>Race
White or Asian
>Body Type
Skinny or skinnyfat
>Face Type (Be real)
I don't know what the fuck this even means.
>Personality/Interests
Artistic
>Intelligence
Not retarded
>Relationship history
None
>Dealbreakers
Fat, has relationship history, tattoos

>>81706529
41% of American women are obese. Are you in the top 60% of men if you still can't fuck?

>>81706460 (OP)
Alright, here we go.
>>Height
Between 5'3-5'7
>>Age
20-23
>>Gender
Female
>>Race
Black
>>Body Type
Either chubby or fat. Must be these two
>>Face Type (Be real)
Feminine, likes to wear light make up, nice plump lips
>>Personality/Interests
Anime, videogames, manga, drawing, eating, horror films, science fiction
*very flirtatious and horny most of the time, can be a switch from dom to sub, is open to try new things, can cook and clean, loves children and animals, smells like strawberries
>>Intelligence
Average to above average
>>Relationship history
0 bodies
>>Dealbreakers
Has more than 3 bodies
Tattoos
Piercings
Smokes
Heavily drinks
Party girl personality
Loud/obnoxious
Doesn't want sex when I ask
Doesn't want kids

>>81706460 (OP)
girls:
>Height
ideally anything <= to me
her being taller isn't a dealbreaker, but I am kinda insecure
>Age
+/-2 of my age, so 20-24
>Race
any, idc. don't have many relationships with people who aren't white, so I might be a little awkward
>Body Type
really anything. I like skinny girls up to slightly overweight. not attracted to significantly overweight girls, but people can always change
>Face Type (Be real)
idrc, if I find her attractive that's all that matters
>Personality/Interests
someone who shares my interests, and whose exclusive interests I understand and respect
>Intelligence
not bothered, I like to teach things to people so if they're willing to learn about things I like it's all good
>Relationship history
I'm an insecure little bitch so I would prefer someone without previous history same as me, but if they've had a couple previous partners I wouldn't mind too much. 5+ and I would just obsess over how I compare
>Dealbreakers
religion/mysticism that they aren't willing to debate over
bigotry (I'm woke ig)
a lack of care for or interest in the world

guys:
>Height
any
>Age
same, 20-24
>Race
amy, though south-asian men specifically give me butterflies for some reason
>Body Type
any, more into overweight guys than girls I think
>Face Type (Be real)
idc
>Personality/Interests
same
>Intelligence
same
>Relationship history
same
>Dealbreakers
same

>>81706565
Exactly, people are acting like some random fat woman is who they would make in a dating sim

>>81706590
I meant to add for body type she's curvy. Wide hips, average chest size

>>81706527
Real ideal partner of all women on this board

>>81706460 (OP)
let's see then...

>Height
any, really
>Age
22-32
>Gender
female, biologically
>Race
pale like me
>Body Type
normal, slender is hot but chub is also hot
>Face Type (Be real)
what face types are there, even?
i think i'd just want someone i wouldn't get tired of staring at which doesn't say much
>Personality/Interests
somewhat clingy but also gives me space, doesn't give up on me, likes me for what i'm really like (much to my confusion), will support me and will allow me to support her as well, and will always be honest
hobbies, well... some overlap is ideal (like sandbox games or rpgs, software shit, cooking)
>Intelligence
so long as she's not overly stupid or arrogantly smart, i'll take it
>Relationship history
as little as possible, since i also have next to no history myself
>Dealbreakers
liar, controlling, manipulator, too petty/bratty, untrustworthy, hypocrite, doesn't take care of herself at all (some leeway is in order but i mean someone actually self-destructive)

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
doesn't matter
>Age
20s
>Gender
female or fem NB who doesn't want to cut their tits off or get a fake dick
>Race
white or Latina
>Body Type
thin or toned
>Face Type (Be real)
masculine-leaning female face
>Personality/Interests
tomboy who likes nerdy shit: vidya, etc.
>Intelligence
at least moderately smart
>Relationship history
up to 5 ex bfs/gfs but preferably 2 or less
>Dealbreakers
insists on being called a guy, has inconsistent opinions that are not internally justifiable, schizo, lives in untenable region that would never let us be together (Iran, etc.)

If you are a fembot who meets this description, I will love you forever and be your best friend

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
5'0 - 5'10
>Age
19-22
>Gender
Female
>Race
Latina or Asian (any kind just not Indian or those Russian Asians)
>Body Type
I like thick women, but if she's Asian I'd be fine with skinny as long as she's got some kind of an ass
>Face type
Feminine, brown/black eyes, nice jawline, proportional face (?)
>Personality/Interests
Interests similar to mine. Sarcastic/mocking humor but not in that way where they think they're better than everybody else
>Intelligence
Equal to mine
>Relationship history
Virgin
>Dealbreakers
Cruel/evil/"popular girl" type, isn't local, idk probably a bunch of other shit too

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
I'm fine with any as long as they're not dwarf/giant tier
>Age
18-25
>Gender
Female
>Race
White
>Body Type
Fine with most as long as they're not too skinny or morbidly obese
>Face Type (Be real)
Neotenous and light eyed. Face is more important than body.
>Personality/Interests
Sweet, kind, and easy going. Could be bubbly as well.
>Intelligence
Ideally average or smart. Any is fine as long as they're not literal drooling retards.
>Relationship history
Ideally inexperienced. 1-3 is tolerable
>Dealbreakers
Tattoos/Piercings
Bitchy personality

>Height
6'0-6'3
>Age
18-24
>Gender
male
>Race
white preferably because I like blonde hair, but I don't really care
>Body Type
slender, slightly toned
>Face Type (Be real)
typical zoomer chad type
>Personality/Interests
athletic, air headed but in a cute way, family oriented, funny
>Intelligence
kind of dumb, I like himbos
>Relationship history
maybe some relationships in high school, but nothing serious
>Dealbreakers
mean for no reason, tattoos, not a feminist, doesn't like animals

>>81706460 (OP)
>height
Doesn't matter much. Just don't be super short or super tall
>age
2-3 years within my own(22 almost 23)
>gender
Female
>race
White but I can settle
>body type
Chubby
>face type
Kinda round. Not too sharp
>personality
Pretty introverted, not someone that follows trends but is ok with just being herself, likes literature, vidya, anime, nature
>intelligence
Kinda above average to super smart philosopher genius
>relationship history
Preferrably none. As lonely as me. Maybe e dating is fine.
>dealbreakers
Tattoos, nipple piercings, unnatural hair dye, very loud and outgoing party type personality, avid tiktok/instagram/snapchat/facebook user, dresses slutty

>>81706624
>south-asian men specifically give me butterflies for some reason
>overweight
nigga u wot?
anyway why do you never have relationships with people who arent white?

>Height
5'4" - 5'8"
>Age
Early-mid twenties
>Gender
Female
>Race
White
>Body Type
Curvy/thicc bordering on chubby, hourglass or pear shape
>Face Type (Be real)
Soft features, long blonde or brown hair, big blue or green eyes
>Personality/Interests
Personality: Kind, patient, easygoing, good sense of humour, introverted, a little autistic
Interests: Gaming, anime, art, music, cooking, history -- Anything indoorsy, really
>Intelligence
Average or slightly above
>Relationship history
Virgin, no major baggage
>Dealbreakers
Severe mental issues, cold/distant, had a hoe phase

>>81706705
>himbos
I learned a new word. Totally gonna use this as a cope for being stupid despite the fact I know it's objectively unattractive to not be smart.

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
<5'7"
>Age
21-32
>Gender
Female
>Race
Any
>Body Type
Curvy
>Face Type (Be real)
Cute? What does this mean?
>Personality/Interests
Firey and kind.
Any creative interests.
>Intelligence
The smarter the better
>Relationship history
A bit I guess. I don't find it particularly important, but a little experience and not too much is probbably good.
>Dealbreakers
Doesn't like kids
Card carrying racist or authoritarian
Muslim or evangelical

>>81706460 (OP)
>5'8-6'5
>above 21
>male, but any masculine person will do
>black = white > everything else
>muscular lean > twink > bear > everything else
>square jaw
>some form of ND
>at least average intelligence; enjoys solidarity activities and lack of crowds
>don't care
>lack of commonality between hobbies/interests

>>81706797
i fit most of these, above average intelligence (130 tested as a kid, higher on those online practice tests people post).
Dont like crowds but i can tolerate them. Mostly into metal, classical, but i enjoy a bunch of other music too. The only issue is im not black or white and if you mean "narcissistic disorder" by ND count me out. Im sure I have my personality flaws, just absolutely hate people who love yapping about their NPD and BPD and shit.

>Height
4'9-5'6 (I'm 5'0)
>Age
17-21 (the 17 is not weird, I'm 18)
>Gender
female, nonbinary, whatever as long as they're not a man
>Race
don't care
>Body Type
slim, smaller to medium sized breasts, slim yet plump ass, pubes, nice looking midriff.
>Face Type (Be real)
cute I guess? although that's a very relative term, I guess I'm not very sure myself
>Personality/Interests
it would be nice to have someone into yuri like me, both erotic and romantic, I'd also like them to be kind to me.
>Intelligence
don't care, both dumb and smart are very cute
>Relationship history
don't care, their past is their past.
>Dealbreakers
not being okay with my kinks/fetishes (piss, feet, bondage, etc), they don't have to partake in them they just have to be fine with them and accept that I'm into them.

of course this is all just pure idealism from a retarded nonbinary dyke, love and attraction are weird and I could see myself easily falling in love with someone who doesn't fit every single bit of that description (although some things like the gender are mandatory for me).

>>81706460 (OP)
>>Height
5' - 6'
>>Age
20 - 30
>>Gender
F
>>Race
white skin. don't care for ancestry
>>Body Type
big tits, chubby or healthy weight. not underweight or medically obese
>>Face Type (Be real)
idl what this means
>>Personality/Interests
theology - esoterics - history - science - weeb stuff - vidya - rock/metal - art - whatever else she likes
kind, open mind, not a commie, caring, kinky, homebody,
>>Intelligence
wtf? able to engage in the aforementioned interests in a meaningful way.
>>Relationship history
no hookups
>5 relationships
>>Dealbreakers
idk depends on the person.

>>81706460 (OP)
What for. What do I get from writing all that aside from feeling sad.

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
Their height.
>Age
Their age
>Gender
Their gender
>Race
Their race
>Body Type
Their body type
>Face Type (Be real)
Their face type
>Personality/Interests
Their personality and interests
>Intelligence
Their intelligence
>Relationship history
Their relationship history
>Dealbreakers
Anyone not them

>>81706752
>u wot?
idk, I think its that most south-asian guys I've met have been rather subdued, and I'm into that I guess
when it comes to weight I don't mean obese, more like them being bigger than me. It makes me feel safe
>why do you never have relationships with people who arent white?
not intentionally, I just live in a rural town in southern UK. At school there were three or four bangladeshi kids who were siblings and cousins, and like two black kids, none of whom I was friends with. I guess I'm worried I'll be too afraid of accidentally saying the wrong thing, and non-white people will take that awkwardness as me disliking them
I'm autistic too, so that probably has part in it

>>81706460 (OP)
My ideal partner is Dana from YS VIII.

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
More than 5'6, taller than me at 5'10 is fine too.
>Age
20-26
>Gender
Female
>Race
Don't care
>Body Type
Hips must be wider than the waist.
Not obese. Not muscly.
>Face Type (Be real)
High cheek bones. Eyebrows can't be pencil thin.
>Personality/Interests
Able to be independent, doesn't expect too much from me.
Has some sort of hobby that isn't netflix and doomscrolling tiktok.
Preferably creative / involves making something.
Has some sort of ambition and is curious.
>Intelligence
Above average.
Is very knowledgeable about her hobby and adjacent.
>Relationship history
KV like me.
>Dealbreakers
Tattoos, excessive piercings

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
5 (acceptable is anything above 4'8 and below 5'7)
>Age
18 (acceptable is anything legal below 30)
>Gender
Female
>Race
Pale white or pale asian (acceptable is literally all races)
>Body Type
Petite hourglass (acceptable is anything not obese)
>Face Type (Be real)
Cute?
>Personality/Interests
Anything is fine
>Intelligence
Anything is fine
>Relationship history
No history (acceptable is some history but I wouldn't want to know about it)
>Dealbreakers
Not loyal

>Height
5'0"- 5'6", ideally 5'5"
>Age
26-31
>Gender
female
>Race
white
>Body Type
athletic, stocky build or perhaps tomboyish and petite
nice legs, small but perky breasts, athletic feminine figure, tight thighs and hips
has pubic hair, slight armpit hair
freckles on arms/shoulders
>Face Type (Be real)
cute face, feminine
smooth, youthful complexion
freckles on cheeks/nose or blemishes that come out in the sun
entrancing eyes that pull you in - eye color doesn't matter
doesn't use much makeup at all

Hair on the shorter or medium end. Like it almost like a tomboyish bob or something akin to Zelda BOTW. Prefer light brown, dark blonde, or reddish hair.
>Personality/Interests
outdoorsy - likes stuff like skiing, camping, snowmobiling, etc
tomboy, athletic-ish - i realize every girl i am attracted to is always a tomboy and decently athletic build. would like them to pull me back into sports.
nerdy interests - especially vidya
goofy sense of humor
likes to tease but is never hurtful with it
easygoing
open-minded
shares similar political values or at least keeps an openmind (isn't politically indoctrinated)
likes to watch psych thriller, horror, or sci fi type movies
has friends or other interests that can pull me in
more outgoing/social than me
similar kinks (bondage, etc)
>Intelligence
prefer as smart as me, perhaps in different facets. i want someone who I can have a decent conversation with
>Relationship history
prefer fewer relationships. don't really care. less is better. ideally 0-2 serious past ones
no to lots of hook-ups in past
>Dealbreakers
tattoos (no go)
drug use (weed is fine-ish)
not white (would consider Asian or Hapa)
piercings (other than ears)
divorcee
has kids (I don't want to raise someone elses)
doesn't want kids (I want to have kids)
disabled or severely sick
severely mentally ill
massive debt
close-minded
extremely liberal or brainwashed (conservative or liberal)
doesn't have job (i make 6 figures, but would prefer dual income to buy a home)

>>81706460 (OP)
>height
5'5-5-7/8
>gender
female
>race
white, asian arab, hapa
>body type
>chubby or skinny is fine but no extremes
>face type
>cute type, some freckles maybe, glasses would be a plus, positive/negative tilt eyes, whatever is fine, gotta be cute though. no dark circles and no extremes. NO PIERCINGS ON FACE. earrings are fine. no EXTREME piercings.
>personality/interests
shy nerd, trusting, caring, understanding, not cruel, not two faced, true, as pureas can be (no one is completely pure). LOYAL LOYAL LOYAL. my forEVER EVER.
>intelligence
very intelligent, could learn from, someone to grow with
>relationship history
has to be a virgin like me. has to.
>dealbreakers
bad hygiene, cheater, retarded, does drugs, obnoxious tattoos (small insignificant ones are fine, in fact id prefer a tattoo of which only i can see, perhaps when we have sex).

i realize this is a fairy and i may or may not have her, she may or may not even like me but. its what id love anyway.

>>81706460 (OP)
>height
5'5-5-7/8
>gender
female
>race
white, asian arab, hapa
>body type
chubby or skinny is fine but no extremes
>face type
cute type, some freckles maybe, glasses would be a plus, positive/negative tilt eyes, whatever is fine, gotta be cute though. no dark circles and no extremes. NO PIERCINGS ON FACE. earrings are fine. no EXTREME piercings.
>personality/interests
shy nerd, trusting, caring, understanding, not cruel, not two faced, true, as pureas can be (no one is completely pure). is never promiscuous, wears modest clothing, never talks to any guys, MINIMAL SHIT TESTS, NO DISRESPECT, RESPECT RESPECT RESPECT, LOYAL LOYAL LOYAL. my forEVER EVER.
>intelligence
very intelligent, could learn from, someone to grow with
>relationship history
has to be a virgin like me. has to.
>dealbreakers
bad hygiene, cheater, retarded, does drugs, obnoxious tattoos (small insignificant ones are fine, in fact id prefer a tattoo of which only i can see, perhaps when we have sex).

i realize this is a fairy and i may or may not have her, she may or may not even like me but. its what id love anyway.

>>81706460 (OP)
>height
5'5-5-7/8
>gender
female
>race
white, asian arab, hapa
>body type
chubby or skinny is fine but no extremes
>face type
cute type, some freckles maybe, glasses would be a plus, positive/negative tilt eyes, whatever is fine, gotta be cute though. no extremes. NO OBNOXIOUS PIERCINGS ON FACE. earrings are fine. no EXTREME piercings.
>personality/interests
shy nerd, has to have self respect and class, trusting, caring, understanding, not cruel, not two faced, true, as pure as can be (no one is completely pure). is never promiscuous, wears modest clothing, never talks to any guys, and if she does, isnt promiscuous or showing interest to other men ever, MINIMAL SHIT TESTS, NO DISRESPECT, RESPECT RESPECT RESPECT, LOYAL LOYAL LOYAL. my forEVER EVER.
>intelligence
very intelligent, could learn from, someone to grow with
>relationship history
has to be a virgin like me. has to.
>dealbreakers
bad hygiene, cheater, retarded, does drugs, obnoxious tattoos (small insignificant ones are fine, in fact id prefer a tattoo of which only i can see, perhaps when we have sex).

i realize this is a fairy and i may or may not have her, she may or may not even like me but. its what id love anyway.

>>81706460 (OP)
>height
5'5-5-7/8
>age
18-23
>gender
female
>race
white, asian arab, hapa,
>body type
chubby or skinny is fine but no extremes
>face type
cute type, some freckles maybe, glasses would be a plus, positive/negative tilt eyes, whatever is fine, gotta be cute though. no extremes. NO OBNOXIOUS PIERCINGS ON FACE. earrings are fine. no EXTREME piercings.
>personality/interests
shy nerd, has to have self respect and class, trusting, caring, understanding, not cruel, not two faced, true, as pure as can be (no one is completely pure). is never promiscuous, wears modest clothing, never talks to any guys, and if she does, isnt promiscuous or showing interest to other men ever, MINIMAL SHIT TESTS, NO DISRESPECT, RESPECT RESPECT RESPECT, LOYAL LOYAL LOYAL. my forEVER EVER.
>intelligence
very intelligent, could learn from, someone to grow with
>relationship history
has to be a virgin like me. has to.
>dealbreakers
bad hygiene, cheater, retarded, shit tests ALL the fucking time, hot and cold, never consistent, always makes EVERYTHING more tiring instead of making things easier, does drugs, obnoxious tattoos (small insignificant ones are fine, in fact id prefer a tattoo of which only i can see, perhaps when we have sex).

i realize this is a fairy and i may or may not have her, she may or may not even like me but. its what id love anyway.

>>81707934
asian/arab* btw

>>81707970
Why have you posted it 3 times

>>81707981
i have a bad habit of posting and realizing a mistake then deleting and reposting it

>>81706460 (OP)
The one common thing men seem to want is women with low bodycounts, preferably 0.

>>81708025
Id PROBABLY be able to look past that if a woman wast a sex pest, and just had like one or two past relationships. she has to ace literally everything else, because im excusing the fact that shes had other relationships at all to begin with, and id have only had her up until that point.

>>81706498
>>81706527
>>81706705
Every foid wants a tall man it's beyond over

>>81708080
Still only one or two relationships is a low bodycount for modern women. Most women have hooked up casually at this point.

>>81708124
We know crusader, we know.... You can go to sleep soldier, you've made us all aware

>Height
<5'7"/173cm
>Age
18-30
>Gender
Cis female
>Race
Any
>Body Type
Chubby with big tits and big ass
>Face Type (Be real)
Idc but brunette with brown eyes
>Personality/Interests
Loyal, loving, friendly, goofy, introspective, empathetic
>Intelligence
Normal
>Relationship history
None. No hookups, no kisses, no oral/anal, an absolute virgin.
>Dealbreakers
Cheater, doesn't want kids, uses hard drugs (i.e. anything aside from alcohol or marijuana.), severe mental illness (BPD, schizophrenia etc.)

>>81706460 (OP)
>No coping no pretending
alrighty anon
>Height
Height doesn't matter to me. Proportion is where it matters.
>Age
Within 2 years of 22
>Gender
Female
>Race
Caucasian
>Body Type
Stocky/Solid. Thick hair; preferably unshaven.
>Face Type (Be real)
Nice nose and cupid's bow
>Personality
Not callous or excessively avoidant.
>Interests
Anything passionate. Rural living; chickens, baking, and enjoying peace. Christian.
>Intelligence
Average or better
>Relationship history
None.
>Dealbreakers
Being evil? Anal interest(or adjacent). Big lips. Unfaithfulness and/or cheating. Short hair.

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
Any
>Age
18-99
>Gender
Any
>Race
Any
>Body Type
Any
>Face Type (Be real)
Any
>Personality/Interests
Any
>Intelligence
Any
>Relationship history
Don't care
>Dealbreakers
None

PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING CHANCE

>>81706460 (OP)
Ideal? I'm open to anyone but yeah

>Height
Under 5'2
>Age
Younger than 20, you know what I mean
>Gender
Female or extremely well passing trans female
>Race
Not a Pacific islander, all others acceptable
>Body Type
BMI over 60, belly heavy with ass
>Face Type (Be real)
Round, chubby face, large eyes, blonde or red hair.
>Personality/Interests
Sweet and incredibly nice overall, respectful, caring. Video games, card games, drinking/drugs and politics
>Intelligence
Eh, be around where I am.
>Relationship history
Irrelevant but don't be emotionally blown out by too many men
>Dealbreakers
A history of cheating, trashy tattoos

I'll be specific. No ranges
>Height
5'6
>Age
18
>Gender
Female
>Race
White or Relatively light skinned middle-east/latina/
>Body Type
Slim but not anorexic
>Face Type (Be real)
Idk an attractive one. Not very long, and with a short to moderate size forehead. Feminine face.
>Personality/Interests
Interests don't have to be anything like mine but I'd prefer them to be interesting and something I might participate in.
>Intelligence
Somewhat above average
>Relationship history
Few or no prior relationships
>Dealbreakers
Smells bad. Other normal deal breakers.

>>81706460 (OP)

>Height
Don't care
>Age
18-30
>Gender
Female
>Race
Any
>Body Type
As long as they are within the healthy ranges of weight, I don't really care
>Face Type
This is the most important physical thing for me, but I also have no idea how to explain my preferences for it
>Personality/Interests
Someone who is nice and has all of the same interests as me
>Intelligence
Preferably not retarded
>Relationship History
Can't have dated anyone I personally know

oh fuck yea, this will be fun. ITS MY TURN!!!!

>Height
5'9-6'5. They cant be below my nation's average height but i don't mind a shorter guy. I'm just trying to act in best interests of my offspring
>Age
19-26. Around my age so we can grow old together desu.
>Gender
Male. Tho girls are plap plap plap
>Race
I LITERALLY HAVE NO PREFERENCE. The board will hate this but I don't care as long as they... shower... and look nice.
>Body Type
No fatties allowed. Lean with some definition and sub 25% body fat would be nice. But even a skinny guy is okay.
>Face Type (Be real)
I love guys that look kind of innocent but i also like the aesthetic of piercings and tattoos (so original i know). I am into guys with scruffy thick hair thats long and gives him a messy boyish look. I absolutely despise facial hair.
>Personality/Interests
I don't like a person who's too popular or loud. I gravitate towards introverted, shy types that are humble and won't embarrass me. I would ideally like a guy who is into the same nerdy stuff I am into but its not a deal breaker. Most of all, I'd love him to deeply value my attention and opinions, to the point of a concerning degree. I love hard, and I dream of someone who can keep up with me.
>Intelligence
I don't care. As long as he isn't obnoxious or loud.
>Relationship history
I also don't care.
>Dealbreakers
He must love the same sports/animanga I do and he must be willing to wear cute outfits with me and he must be willing to do cringey things with me and he MUST be able to fuck me genuinely at least four times a day.

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
5'8-6'5
>Age
16-26
>Gender
F, ftmfemboy
>Race
Ist
>Body Type
Hourglass
>Face Type (Be real)
Evil but feminine
>Personality/Interests
Arrogant but cute
>Intelligence
Officer
>Relationship history
Slim
>Dealbreakers
Neet, ugly, fat
>Bonus
Can cheat on me with girls only tho
Me
>Height
6'2
>Age
21
>Gender
Male
>Race
Slav
>Body Type
Hourglass
>Face Type (Be real)
Cute ogre
>Personality/Interests
Autistic narcissist
>Intelligence
Good
>Relationship history
Slim
>Dealbreakers
Half-neet

>>81706498
This is me but I am currently unemplyed and broke. I used to watch porn but grew out of it. I do not have a single friend and am agressivly monogamous

>>81706460 (OP)
>Taller than me
>25-35
>Female
>White
>Hourglass
>Big eyes, small nose
>Kind, loyal, loving, warm, tolerant, nerd, gamer, weeb
>Smarter than me, can beat me at chess easily
>Virgin
>No drinking, no smoking, no drugs, no mental illness

>>81706460 (OP)
Seeing how everyone here want a tall guy. A sea monkey like me feel like there really is a zero chance of me dating anyone

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
5'7-5'9
>Age
30-35
>Gender
penis haver
>Race
not black
>Body Type
healthy bmi
>Face Type (Be real)
soft slender face
glasses
>Personality/Interests
quiet, introverted, likes to be held and petted and praised
video games, creating art, history, cooking/baking
>Intelligence
average
>Relationship history
virgin
>Dealbreakers
wants children
illegal paraphilias
sexually incompatible

delivered to my front door and already in love with me

>>81708124
> foids being the biggest eugenists

Surprise surprise

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
Anything above 5'2, but preferably around 5'6 - 5'8.
>Age
20-25
>Gender
Female, with XX chromosomes
>Race
White
>Body Type
Anything that has huge breasts and isn't obese.
>Face Type (Be real)
Hard to specifically pin down. There's a very specific type I like, but I can't think of the name or list a good celebrity example.
>Personality/Interests
I'd prefer a more introverted woman, interests don't bother me as long as they aren't insane.
>Intelligence
Average or higher.
>Relationship history
Virgin, ideally as few partners as possible.
>Dealbreakers
If she does drugs, smokes, or has piercings/tattoos, immediate disqualification. Also if she travels a lot, I hate travelling so we'd be completely incompatible.

>>81706527
yeah bro i'm sure you'll find a 6'4 muscular man with a pretty face who's still a virgin in his mid-20s

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
5'7 - 5'10
>Age
19 - 21
>Gender
Female
>Race
White
>Body Type
Slender
>Face Type (Be real)
Big eyes, full lips, not boneless
>Personality/Interests
Isn't evil or a pushover. Plays videogames or watches anime, like every other zoomer girl
>Intelligence
Not dumber than me
>Relationship history
0, absolutely nothing
>Dealbreakers
Non-virgin, seriously religious, cold or uncaring

>>81706460 (OP)
Im already dating my ideal partner so...
>Height
6'1
>Age
20
>Gender
Male
>Race
Anglo-Saxon
>Body Type
Muscular with some fat (Im not really into pure muscle)
>Face Type
No idea how to explain it but hes a hotter Steven Armstrong from MGR
>Personality/Interests
INFJ/INTJ, keeps to himself, chill, very geeky, is interested in various games and animes
>Intelligence
Probably around high average IQ
>Relationship history
None, virgin, Im his first
>Dealbreakers
He has none

>>81708853
This is an ideal partner thread, not realistic partner thread

>>81706460 (OP)
At this point, a woman who wants to just fuck me a lot.
>
>Height
My manlet height, or less.
>Age
Any, but would like a sexy post-fertile woman who's safe to cum in.
>Gender
Woman, FFS.
>Race
White.
>Body Type
Hourglass. Shapely/curvy, no pot belly.
>Face Type (Be real)
Average, or better.
>Personality/Interests
Homebody, not a slave to the ZOGbox, etc.
>Intelligence
Somewhat intelligent.
>Relationship history
Low body-count.
>Dealbreakers
I'm no step-dad. No bullshit dating outings. No high maintenance, or any expense.

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
5'8" (same as me)
>Age
20-30
>Gender
Female
>Race
Honestly not fussed
>Body Type
Overweight with seriously huge honkers
>Face Type (Be real)
Cute and feminine
>Personality/Interests
Very dorky, knows a lot of anime and videogame trivia
>Intelligence
reasonably smart
>Relationship history
virgin (like myself)
>Dealbreakers
already has kids, is poly (aka wants to cheat)
>extra stuff not in the template
wears glasses, speaks with a lisp

>>81708814
>2 inches too short
>unhealthy BMI but trying to lose weight
>not a virgin but regret it
>want children
We were so close, Nona.

>>81708819
Don't let it get to you too much, you have to realize that these women are completely fucked in the head, the type to go their entire lives never finding love or maybe getting used by the Chad they lust after, and the rest are literal trannies trying to demoralize you.

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
160-180cm
>Age
18-21
>Gender
Female
>Race
White or majority white
>Body Type
Slim to average
>Face Type (Be real)
Attractive and youthful
>Personality/Interests
Feminine and introverted, nature loving
>Intelligence
Average
>Relationship history
virgin
>Dealbreakers
covid vaccinated

>>81708814
What if he is 24 and doesn't know how to cook? Also how would he know you are sexually incompatible if he is a virgin?

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
Shorter than me, so up to 6'0" since I am 6'2"
>Age
18-30, I want children.
>Gender
Female
>Race
White, since I am white, but at this point I'm open to whatever
>Body Type
Petite, small breasts as well
>Face Type (Be real)
Cute/homely. I strongly dislike modern "hot" and prefer minimal makeup.
>Personality/Interests
Playful, pleasant/bubbly personality. Shares some of my interests, so some combination of vidya, anime, ttrpgs, and homesteading
>Intelligence
High, because I want smart children.
>Relationship history
So long as she hasn't been a whore and slept with a ton of people, it's fine.
>Dealbreakers
Children, ratchet behavior, promiscuous past

>>81706460 (OP)
My boyfriend
>Height
His height
>Age
His age
>Gender
Male
>Race
His race
>Body Type
His body type
>Face Type (Be real)
His face type
>Personality/Interests
His personality and interests
>Intelligence
He's very smart
>Relationship history
Me
>Dealbreakers
Nothing, I love him

>>81706460 (OP)
I don't think another person could ever please me.
I'm naturally distrustful and suspicious of others, while at the same time I've never loved or felt anything towards another person.

I can only think of the obligation/responsibility of a partner as a burden.

>Height
5'8-6'2
>Age
18-20
>Gender
female
>Race
caucasian
>Body Type
average to slim
>Face Type (Be real)
preferably beautiful eyes and an average forehead that isn't too big. Fair, long, and brown hair.
>Personality/Interests
introvert and sweet. reading, cooking, music, and so on
>Intelligence
average to above average. not too smart.
>Relationship history
none
>Dealbreakers
bad hygiene, tatoos, fat etc.

>>81706460 (OP)
Umm
Uhh
Big titties

What I've learned from these threads is there's no universal perfect height to be, I'm 6'3" and at the maximum for one foid in here and below the minimum for another

>>81706498
>6'3" but legit so people often mistake me for 6'4"-6'5"
>8.5"x6"
>Amazing jawline
>Skinny
>Mid length brown hair
>Green eyes
>Not balding
>Clean shaven
>Confident
>"Raw hard sex"
Pass, whore

>>81708778
>Smarter than me
>Can beat me at chess
I don't think you'll have much trouble finding someone smarter than you if you legitimately believe chess proficiency is related to intelligence

>>81706460 (OP)
>>Height
Same as me (I'm 5'7)
>>Age
19
>>Gender
Female
>>Race
White
>>Body Type
>>Face Type (Be real)
I have no idea, just look good and not too fat
>>Personality/Interests
Similar energy and interests, along with nuance
>>Intelligence
About as smart as me if not more
>>Relationship history
0
>>Dealbreakers
Making me feel like too much of a cuck(what with cheating or not caring about me at all)
Being a complete normalfag in the bad way


I don't know OP, I don't really care enough to have an ideal. I just like non-normie girls in general

>Height
5ft-5ft6
>Age
22-32
>Gender
Female
>Race
European
>Body Type
Lithe, pale, small but shapely bum & tits
>Face Type (Be real)
Too idiosyncratic, so long as I can stare at their face every day and be stupefied by their beauty, I do not care.
>Personality/Interests
Too idiosyncratic, all that matters to me is that we gel.
>Intelligence
100-130IQ
>Relationship history
So long as she has only had sex within long term relationships, I dont really care.
>Dealbreakers
Cheater, has a child, has fucked a nigger.

I have not had sex or even touched a woman for 2,082 days.

>>81706460 (OP)
>>Height
10 feet
>>Age
over 1000 years old (MUST STILL BE A VIRGIN THO)
>>Gender
Female
>>Race
Vampire
>>Body Type
Thin, average, or athletic
>>Face Type (Be real)
ethereal
>>Personality/Interests
she is a dommy mommy and wants to rape me
>>Intelligence
200 iq+
>>Relationship history
virgin
>>Dealbreakers
if she doesn't know how to use magic
if she smokes
if she doesn't have perfect feet
if she isnt rich

>>81706460 (OP)
>>Height
< 5'2
>>Age
20-25
>>Gender
Female (XX)
>>Race
White or Asian
>>Body Type
Petite
>>Face Type (Be real)
? Cute
>>Personality/Interests
Some similar to mine (computers, anime), but also something different. I think biology is cool so that would be neat if she was into that
>>Intelligence
Average to above average
>>Relationship history
None
>>Dealbreakers
nonvirgin, leftist (or overly political in general)

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
1.76m
>Age
27
>Gender
Female
>Race
East Asian-white hapa
>Body Type
Athletic
>Face Type (Be real)
Soft features
>Personality/Interests
Into some sport/martial art, but also into some more feminine art/crafts and is well-educated. Would love someone introverted, gentle with me, but can have a fierce side. Also love someone who's sarcastic and can enjoy dark humour. I want someone who likes a simple life and recognises genuinely quality instead of being brainwashed by whatever fad there is.
>Intelligence
Mid-high to high
>Relationship history
Can have gone on a few dates or brief relationships, but should at least be kissless and a virgin.
>Dealbreakers
Does drugs, has tattoos and piercings, disloyal, being really into politics at all

>Height
5'6
>Age
Younger than me (24)
>Gender
Female
>Race
Brown
>Body Type
Thin. I like small boobs and a small buttocks.
>Face Type (Be real)
Cute, soft, not entirely sure how to answer this
>Personality/Interests
Not a normalfag
Degenerate but civilized
Prefers silence
Solitary hobbies
Homebody
Likes my craziness
>Intelligence
Smart enough to know she's not smart
>Relationship history
Virgin, no orbiters, minimal history (ie dated someone for a week in high school)
>Dealbreakers
Unvirgin
Normalfag
Too ambitious
Fat
Doesn't like my craziness
I'm extremely comfortable being alone and I'm crazy so I have a lot of deal breakers.

>>81706460 (OP)
>height
4'8 and under
>age
12 and under
>gender
female or trans (post bottom surgery)
>race
black or alaskan
>face type
blonde blue eyed pale
>personality/interests
obsessed with firefighting, diagnosed with asd
>intelligence
borderline retarded
>relationship history
pure virgin, never laid eyes upon another man except me, kept in the basement since birth
>dealbreakers
has reached menarche, favorite color is yellow

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
Not below 5ft. I will date a girl taller than me, but tabove 6ft is rare
>Age
Over 21 but it's more dependent on if she is still at the "I meet a bunch of dysfunctional drama whores in college classes and invite them in my life regularly" phase, otherwise 18 is fine. After 35 most women are broken messes
>Gender
Biologically female.
>Race
Usually date white girls.
I date em all, but black girls are irrational bitches, Latinas are psycho, Asians snap over dumb things and cut you off rather than work through issues. White girls are a crazy I can work with
>Bodytype
Average/not fat. Will settle for athletic but not preferable due to the personality traits those women have.
Boobs must shapely.
B or above, and must avoid flapjack or "fat with nipples" designation. I find past DDD it is too much.
Shapely ass is nice.
>Face type
wut? attractive. maximum attractive?
unsure what to say here.
>personality
Funny, silly, sexually aggressive towards me, supportive & loyal but also up for finding girls for an occasional 3way and equally as misogynistic as I am
>Intelligence
minimum 100 IQ too dumb and they never appreciate anything or want to learn anything
I've only been with 1 girl smarter than me, she trooned out so I don't worry about too high an IQ
>Relationship history
bisexual leaning more towards women and not liking most guys but only physically likes women and hates dating them cause she understands that they suck.
My bodycount acceptability math is age they lost their virginity plus 2 for every year after because it shows an attempt at long term relationships and gives forgiveness for some one night stands. Only applies for guys, sex with women doesn't count.
Preferably only dated shitty guys and objectively sees me as the best guy who she never wants to lose.
>Dealbreakers
Liar, obsession with social media, and omitting truth and dancing around how technically it isn't lying.

>>81706460 (OP)
A lot of the answers I gave >>81712498 are vague because a lot of the fields don't matter or I don't have a super strong preference towards like Age, Height, Race, bodytype and face type.
These are more "Exclusion" catagories like "not obese" or over 18 under 35 or not a midget.
There are things here that I would have like to have seen but didn't...
>Style
Some form of rock fan. This can range from full blown goth to a punk shirt and jeans. Business casual with a slight unprofessional attitude being a close second.
>Music taste
Hates mainstream stuff, will listen to hip hop occasionally but thinks the majority of it is niggerbop trash
Finds unique stuff and shares it and appreciates unique stuff being shared back
>Videogame taste
Must like games
Not a FPS girl with some unique exceptions like TF2
Loves Tekken
>Politics
thinks politics are gay and everyone is lying, but still tracks what is happening
>preferences in bed
Obsessed with FFM 3ways and wants them regularly and often with the agreement if either of us fuck the girl alone it's no big deal and being willing to build a harem
Loves creampies
Loves making sextape
Sends nudes regularly
Likes dressing up and roleplay
Likes talking dirty in bed especially about other girls we know
Gives me sex whenever I want and sees it as no big deal cause why be together if you aren't fucking
Loves sucking cock
Gets turned on by me fucking another girl and establishes dominance by fucking me to show she is better
Good Kegal control
>Media taste
Loves horror
Loves raunchy comedy when well done
Likes anime a lot but thinks weebs are cringe
Likes art films but thinks cinema snobs are faggots
Prefers youtube and user content to media corpo slop
Likes offensive edgy things
Hates woke faggotry
>Ideal dates
going on a new adventure trying something new
going to a concert or festival
cooking a dish we never made before
hosting a dinner party
Weekend long lock in sex session getting fucked up (preferably with another girl)

>>81706460 (OP)
>height
5'7 or taller (im 5'3)
>age
older than me (20) but ideally like 24+
>gender
male
>race
anything but black/indian (im white)
>body type
i like big boys so minimum 180 pounds (200+ strong dad bod ideally, id rather a fat guy over a muscular/skinny guy)
>face type
no specific face type idc, i just dont rlly like when guys have rlly rlly small/thin lips...... but i like when their hair is fluffy and they have cute puppy eyes
>personality
i love a masculine guy, but one that isnt ashamed to bring out his feminine qualities: wanting to be babied, be sweet talked/cared for, lay in my lap, etc. a guy that will be sweet like a puppy but also dominant with those masculine qualities like being able to fix things around the house. he HAS to be degernerate like me and be slightly toxic/obsessive over me. i want to feel special so be an unapologetic simp for me with 0 shame!!!!!!!!
>interests
i love a homebody guy thats a HUGE nerd thats into things like vidya, lego, collecting things, coding, just anything computer related would have my heart!!:D a bonus if he's a stoner but not required
>intelligence
im pretty retarded so just be smarter than me which isnt hard at all lol. i will be pretty dependant on u for things like directions, opinions, asking permission to do stuff, etc
>relationship history
im a virgin so 0-5 bodies for him, if hes a virgin we can learn together and it would be cute cus i could take control sometimes, but if he has some experience thats ok too
>dealbreakers
serious alcoholic
wont let me dominate sometimes
low sex drive
not reciprocating love/not giving me attention (im clingy)
EXTREMELY conservative (doesnt like piercings, alternative styles, weed)
has too much of an outdoor life because i dont rlly leave my house so u need to stay home in bed with me ):<
cant handle my anxiety issues (no depression, i just worry/cry alot and cant talk to lots of ppl)
no job
covid vax because ur prob a retard or faggot

Women be like
>we aren't a monolith, women like all sorts of guys!
but also be like
>>81706498
>>81706527
>>81706705
>>81708874

>>81706460 (OP)
>height
taller than me
>age
around mine
>gender
male
>race
white
>body type
muscular
>face type
chad
>personality interests
confident, games, sports, normal guy stuff
>intelligence
smarter than me
>relationship history
more experienced
>dealbreakers
being beta

>>81706460 (OP)
There is a very specific girl I have in mind as I write this (though I'm making some minor modifications and generalising things I don't care about)
>Height
5'0
>Age
18
>Race
Northern European
>Body Type
Healthy or slightly underweight BMI, big boobs preferred but not essential
>Face Type (Be real)
Cute, pinchable cheeks, expressive eyes. Don't know any better way to describe it.
>Personality/Interests
Clingy attachment style, curious and free thinking. Interests don't matter much but anything that I'd find interesting that I'm not already an expert on would be appreciated.
>Intelligence
Very intelligent
>Relationship history
None. I want her all to myself.
>Dealbreakers
Feminist

>>81712873
Not liking piercings isn't extremely conservative. Most guys dislike them.

>4'10-4'11
>14yo
>female
>white/slavic
>no more than 90lbs, perfect waist-to-hips ratio, soft and springy skin
>10/10 ideal face model like face, small nose, face never gets wrinkles,
>extremely dense hair
>blonde, blue/green eyes
>submissive and does blowjob on command, swallows and begs for creampies
>only wants love sex with kisses, does anything to make me happy, not into any disgusting foid shit like abuse/choking
>completely nonviolent in any and all cases
>will spend her life happily cooking and serving me
>not lookist/a foid
>virgin ofc

>>81706460 (OP)
>height
145cm to 180cm
>Age
16-36
>Gender
Female
>Body Type
Big boobs big nipples
>Face Type
cute
>Personality/Interests
something creative
>Intelligence
Not dumb
>Relationship history
don't care
>Dealbreakers
normie

>>81706460 (OP)
myself, but hot woman

>>81713141
>EXTREMELY conservative (doesnt like piercings, alternative styles, weed)
ik not liking them arent extremely conservative i meant that its ok to be conservative as long as you can accept these traits because they fall out of the known conservative ideology

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
Short, but not too short. Maybe 5'4 to 5'8
>Age
Around my age, 23-27
>Gender
Female
>Race
White or Indian
>Body Type
Heavy-set (between 200 and 300 lbs) with large breasts
>Face Type (Be real)
All I care about are big eyes
>Personality/Interests
Nice, loyal, major bookworm
>Intelligence
Very intelligent, I want to spend sunny afternoons with her reading and talking about our respective books
>Relationship history
Not so inexperienced as to feel like I have to handhold with everything, not so experienced that I have to deal with lots of baggage
>Dealbreakers
If she's a Satanist, Gnostic, "witch" or Dawkins-style antitheist. So basically no occult shit and no fedoras

>>81712873
Wait a sec, are you not a submissive man?

>>81706498
I can't believe anybody is fucking retarded enough to not know this is not an incel copypasta.

Holy shit, you are all subhuman garbage.

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
163 cm to 175 cm
>Age
16-22
>Gender
Female
>Race
White
>Body Type
Hourglass shape
Voluptuous
Large breasts
>Face Type (Be real)
PSL 10/2D ideal
>Personality/Interests
Curious, driven, kind, courageous, bubbly and cheerful. Loves me for me.
>Intelligence
Above average for a woman to Superhuman.
>Relationship history
Virgin
>Dealbreakers
She isn't one of the characters I am envisioning.
She is a feminist.
She doesn't come knocking on my door out of being infatuated with me.
She won't give birth to our children.
She has tattoos.
She does drugs.

>>81706460 (OP)
The ideal would be a submissive gay dude's mind in a complete functioning swedish female body with a functioning womb.

Although, it would probably be much cheaper to pay a subscription fee to an artificial womb lab with my pod loaded with lab grown tall blond girl eggs.

>>81706538
some of us are so far gone that your reality can only happen in our dreams. there is no realistically getting a girl that is nice to me, regardless of her bmi

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
1.60cm to 1.70cm
>Age
18 to 22
>Gender
Female
>Race
White or Hispanic
>Body Type
Not fat
>Face Type (Be real)
Dunno
>Personality/Interests
Sweet, responsible, nurturing
>Intelligence
At least functional
>Relationship history
None or at least nothing serious (no sex)
>Dealbreakers
Non virgin, tattoos

>ctrl F "4 inch penis"
>no results
Kill me now

>>81706460 (OP)

>Height
5'9-6'4
>Age
18-23
>Gender
Biological male
>Race
White
>Body Type
Skinny almost anorexic
>Face Type (Be real)
Skinny, eye bags, Preferably wear glasses
>Personality/Interests
Visual novels, guns, tanks, anime, manga, militaria, hiking/camping, internet knowledge, obsessed with me hopefully
>Intelligence
"Erm actually type" that can tell me lots of things to listen so I can sleep next to him
>Relationship history
Less than 2 people
>Dealbreakers
Non virgin, circumcised

>>81706529
>isnt obese
well that rules me out lol

>>81708814
Damn, I am quite literally all these things but I'm 27 and I do want children

>>81706460 (OP)
>5' - 5'5, or > 6'
>23 - 24
>Female
>White
>hourglass, tits > ass
>anything but brown eyes, not overly strong jaw
>level headed, affectionate but not overly horny, likes DIY (not pinterest) or at least willing to listen to me autistically ramble about automobiles and various forms of locomotion
>don't care, as long as she is not room temp
>virgin, maybe 1 previous bf
>being fat, not knowing how cook beyond a microwave, thinks firearms should be banned, burning the coal

>>81712873
>5'7 or taller
Meaning 6 foot
>i like big boys so minimum
Chad with a little extra. Not an actual "big boy"
>id rather a fat guy over a muscular/skinny guy)
I call larp.

>>81706460 (OP)
>Height
~5'7 (but it doesn't really matter)
>Age
18-20
>Gender
M
>Race
White/Asian
>Body Type
Slim twink
>Face Type
"Cute," I guess; not sure how else to describe it. Also, long hair. Having long hair is worth at least 4 points on my personal out-of-ten scale, so long as it isn't an awful rat's nest.
>Personality/Interests
Autistic enough to share some of my interests, but also confident enough to balance out my crippling doormat-ism (not a high bar). Mostly, though, I'd just want them to be nice to me.
>Intelligence
I don't need a super-genius, but, like, above average, at least.
>Relationship history
None, so that he doesn't realize he has better options than me.
>Dealbreakers
Not an exhaustive list, but: lying, being cruel, wanting to go out too much, having certain political opinions, tattoos/piercings/drugs/other indicators of low class, having short hair, being fat, being controlling.

>>81717030
>having short hair
>dealbreaker
Fugggg... I would love to have long hair but my hair is so hard and thick it will become a bird's nest