Roman fort in northern England edition

Think you should kill yourself you tard

>>81737262 (OP)
Second, am i not

Had enough of summer already. Bring on the autumn.

ToiIberg looms, does it not

It being autumn won't get me a gf

hiro laughing his tits off knowing we have to buy a pass ffs

If I don't get a GF why would I need to buy shoes?

deep animosity towards the DVLA

BROS i was at a gathering at my friends house with a blanket on my lap and this girl kept touching my penis under the blanket holy shit. she is really hot but
>she literally has a boyfriend
>has 0 friends
>is prescribed valium and covered in cuts
but she is so hot and she gave me a handjob later and cuddled me but barely spoke to me during and after the acts. am i being used or should i pursue?

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction /britfeel/'s going

So yeah then init

has a bird ever flown in your window?

>>81737398
No but one was sick all over my carpet and I had to pay for a taxi home for her

having a sing-along with the king
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_bMIPHgwt4

>>81737391
The fact they've been calling mudskins and wogs minorities our whole life is the epitome of brainwashing

>>81737391
not bothered. do care about future generations, generally think it's better if the population goes DOWN (with enough resources to go around).

not going out my way to have kids all of a sudden just because i'm white and people reckon whiteness, specifically, ought to be preserved.

>>81737420
>just because i'm white

>>81737412
>population of world
>global population

you FOOL

>>81737426
had tests done.

if someone wants my sperm, they can force it out of my cold, dead balls.

>>81737426
>>>/pol/
off you fuck

Good night British Feelings club.

Why is everything so bloody complicated for no reason these days? The mother needed help tuning her modern TV so I went over to help her. It took me ages to figure out even where the basic aerial tuning section was because it kept wanting me to
>SIGN INTO YOUR ACCOUNT FOR MORE TV SHOWS
>CONNECT TO THE WIFI FOR MORE TV SHOWS
>ACCEPT THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR MORE TV SHOWS
Like what the actual fuck man? It's just television. Cant believe the amount of nonsense that was in the way of me tuning it to watch basic channels. How is an older 60+ person supposed to do this?

>>81737442
You can fuck off to reddit if you don't like it

>>81737454
chin obsessed mong

>>81737430
Yes I read that correctly, they make out like muds are going extinct and flooded our tiny little fucking island with shit

Just back from >>>/b/ we are getting blocked ffs

>>81737482
i will fuck here and like it

>>81737496
I'll continue my merchant posting here

>>81737476
info stealing is big business so they want you to give you as many details as possible

>>81737482
no one likes /pol/tards but you stick around and leak containment constantly anyway

>>81737495
>Just back from >>>/b/ we are getting blocked ffs
Dont see how /b/ is any worse than Reddit desu. Tonnes of weird porn on lots of subreddits equivalent to the shit that gets posted on 4chan

>>81737509
Why don't you like '/pol/tards', are you a wog or something?

>>81737494
before the 'M' in 'BAME' i really didn't hear the word 'minority' a lot here, tbqh. always felt American. minorities, like Mexicans and Hispanics.

>>81737494
You do know Stephen Graham is 1/4 black, right? Typical low IQ chudcel.

>>81737510
Reddit will do something to curb the porn and play along, Hiro won't why would he?

>>81737495
what happened? i havent been there since 2010

>>81737503
then your retardation shall be eternal and your fucks shall come to naught

The nightly wuppagrind has commenced. Got some fresh milkingtons from the shop. Still have some cleaning to do. Might just fuck it off if I can't fully clean it and get a new one down. Life's better without the wooze.

>>81737522
NTA but I'm a chudcel and I knw Stephen Graham was 1/4 black

Mad how far /b/ fell since the glory days, now it's just porn and weirdos rating each others cocks

>>81737533
>Life's better without the wooze.
Mate you'll be drinking again in a few days time

>>81737516
Cos you fuckers bang on over and over about the same shit that more often than that is a non-issue or literally just horseshoe with the extreme left.
Like with this fucking low IQ shit >>81737412 no one ever said they were a GLOBAL minority but a minority in the UK and US where most of the news was happening (and they still are in the UK)

>>81737524
hiro knows the score
trust the plan

>>81737539
/bant/ is closer to the original /b/ now I find

>>81737510
it's them making it on Reddit, too. i know i'm saying this on 4chan but i remember when they were repost site #471 but THEY were AT LEAST good for porn.

/b/tard camgirls aside, maybe /soc/ (don't care about them), Reddit has these boards where they're the ones posting original content of 'tee hee free pic ;) links in profile!' to /r/floppytits or whatever it is.

it's not like they're going after all NSFW sites, why not go after the actual porn (generation) sites? what if Project Gutenberg had racism on it (obviously it does)? or any boards ever had dickheads?

>>81737533
Watched an Andrew Bridgen video yesterday and he mentioned Homeland, moving up in the world, oh aye x

Ask not what /britfeel/ can do for you, ask what you can do for /britfeel/

>>81737550
UK mongs will pay for passu

>>81737543
You're missing the point because you're a liberal freak
WE are the minority and that should have always been at the forefront, not catering to the needs of billions of fucking walking talking subhuman shit

Despite practically passing for white, Stephen Graham is another mong with a chip on his shoulder and claimed he was bullied in school for being black. Truth is, he was bullied for being an absolute mong spastic, and is just claiming it's because he was '''black'''

>>81737533
>>81737542
it the circle of life. if HHL breaks his habits the polar ice caps will melt or summat

>>81737590
>liberal
why are you using American English?

>>81737580
ich bin ein /britfeel/er

>Post an innocent little merchant
>(((anon))) gets worked up into a tizzy

merchant posting here just shows your low IQ 2bh

The seethe here is nothing compared to Jammers channel right now

>>81737593
Probably bullied for being a manlet

>>81737640
Spastics on 4chan and spastics on YouTube lad you're not shocked are you

pointless arguing, this.

nobody on /britfeel/ can affect anything. we should all just be happy for the time/company we have.

>>81737640
see this is WITTY racism
little merchant guy, learn from ankhansinha8497.

not many will buy a pass its over for britfeel

>>81737694
i'll be doing a collection to buy the less-privileged of us some 4chan Passes.
(starting with mine, plus a few of my other expenses.)

>>81737694
How would the pass help if the site gets blocked or whatever

Need to colonize brown pussy me

There are free VPNs so who cares

>>81737769
Incredibly based post soundspacker

>>81737772
Can't post from one of them tho lod

The percentage of posts that are HHL/Ebin/Crossy is just far too low lately. Hope Ofcom do pull the plug

>>81737788
why cant ya post?

neck the rest of this whiskey
danny boy mode tonight then cutting it right down
classic hhl style

>>81737815
Hiro says no

my arse is lethal

>>81737476
Mate. It's been the norm for ages now. That's why they put buttons specifically for all the big apps on the button now. For old mongs. I'm sorry, but if you're using freeview or tuning an aerial in 2025 then what the fuck? I get what you mean though. It was a nightmare to teach my nan to use a firestick. She got it eventually though.

dead chat tn. i hate sundays

>>81738001
>I'm sorry, but if you're using freeview or tuning an aerial in 2025 then what the fuck?
whats wrong with freeview?

>>81737747
NTA but, the pass is needed to post with VPN.

>>81738001
>then what the fuck?
My mum is 65 mate she only uses freeview

>>81738003
We need HHL/Crossy/Ebin to liven things up

That said, we've been through 4 threads today which is 2017-tier

>>81738001
> I'm sorry, but if you're using freeview or tuning an aerial in 2025 then what the fuck?
this is the most 'if it ain't broken...' thing in the world, though. and i think HD/digital telly was overdue when it took off: now they just have all the good previously-on-Sky channels on Freeview HD.

all i'd want from a telly, me. that and standard inputs (even just HDMI nowadays).

>>81738051
Yeah, literally nothing wrong with Freeview and nothing else. I barely watch TV as it is, I don't need 5 subscriptions too

>>81737825

Corr enjoy de lid. Having a week off me maybe longer. Done me wollocks in hard af on Friday night.

Just had ChatGPT redo my CV and it's miles better than what I had. No wonder I wasn't getting job responses back

DVDlad doesn't need freeview when he has physical copies of all his favourite shows.

>>81738098
what if they ask ChatGPT whether it did your CV, and then it grasses on you?

>>81738108
they can't go back and change them, either.

>Star Wars had a crew member in jeans in one of the hallways!
leave it in, then. don't act like that was the first version and now yous get a v1.1 release with fixes.

>>81738086
cheers marra
done my wollocks in all weekend desu

>>81738111
not possible lid. it mostly just redesigned the style for me. all the sentences are my own, mostly

Where in the world is Big Poppa Blad?

>>81738178
they could catch you out, lad
>so, anon, [question in the passive voice]?
>u wot? more into my subject-verb-object phrasings, me.
>not how your CV was written, laddington.
by now i suspect they have a whole database of AI users. even if they don't mention it, you're showing up in their background checks.

mad to think Oasis won.

Putting collecting DVDs as your passion on your CV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFRMxcCRhFk

>>81738230
i'm too old to put my 'GCSEs:' section listed vertically any more, a 'Hobbies & Interests' section is TOO tempting. fortunately, i don't have any.

*stares at you and mutters to each other as you walk past wearing a blur t-shirt*

surprised nobody ever just chins this Veitch guy.
Manchester looks enjoyable though. as though there's daft scenes always going on.

>>81738336
*heard you were talking shite about are kid*

>>81738242
I wish i had a friend like that but its a real person.My aunty was a bit like that.More subtle though.She told me a lot of stuff that i wasnt ready for yet.I miss her.I was saying once i had the tequila shots i started saying to my sister about having my auntys kettle nd all the rest of it.It was nice.Her bf was rly nice to me...................................Maybe its like that anon said hes being nice on purpose.I guess.After he said that, ave been thinking about that nd if it was all an act.Thats pretty sick if its true.I dnt really know.Now the suspicious has been planted. To be honest,he was SO friendly that I was almost like"wow" Hes like that "you look young" "you look like a singer" "you look like a DJ" "you shoudl make instagram shorts" Am nearly like..........Can we kiss now? Mind you he was getting smashed jst like me but As we were walking to the place he had asked me R you going to drink tonight I said Am not sure, Maybe nd i really meant that but once we got in my sister got a round nd then I got another one nd wed drank all them quite fast nd then my big cousin turned up so I got another round again but for her and her husband nd her son thats on the spectrum that was nice to speak to But i got a bottle of wine as well Nd then my cousin got a round with tequila shots Nd that was about 8pm maybe nd everything after that from 4am I dnt have a clue.Well my family has a lot of alkies in the first place.Thats jst what happens.
>>81738336
Lmao

Yea am not sure if you have a job how can you go out on a friday n have a 2 day hangover n go to work on monday.Fx that

Living 4 the weekend x

>>81738422
Hard fi

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fGardUiWjR4

>>81738394
sounds like a nice bloke, honestly. sorry about your aunty but it does sound like your family overall are good people: and the bf COULD HAVE BEEN some arsehole (i mean, anyone COULD be)

2.5 gins and i'm sick of this shite, i know alkies or even just people wired more that way sort of encourage each other, like a muscle all acting together, but just on my own company i think you're right it's not great alone. maybe it could be pleasant, few beers, telly, but it's not for me.

honestly glad i gave it a go rather than being all anal retentive about my STREAK or whatever, i've proven i can manage sobriety. maybe you can look at it the same way. whatever the tax of hangovers and sickness and sadness there is, you had a good time with your sis/cousins

>>81738467
Kind of.Theres a lot of background drama n stuffs.That goes over my head a lot.I literally would just want everyone to just get along.But theres some roasters in my family thats caused problems.Well me included before albeit accidentally but still my fault but i try better now.I guess all families are like that somehow.But unfortunately a lot of the rly nice ppl in my family all died already.But yea.Am still grateful 4 whos still left thats nice to me.Are you drinking now? Why r you drinking if you dont enjoy it? Oh ran out of drugs? I was drinking gin all day when i ran out of codeine in january or february.From when i woke up til sleep.IT was grim.But i know the score if its like that.Pretty bleak.

>>81738430
Ye nd sugababes x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTIUAEt6DKg

Got a blister frm hoovering the carpet

V cold in the house tonigth de lads

ITs a midsummer night freeze x

>>81738536
>Theres a lot of background drama n stuffs.
>I guess all families are like that somehow.
yeah this is true it's mad when you get a bit older and realise the stuff that went over your head as a kid.

>Am still grateful 4 whos still left thats nice to me.
one of the best traits to have, this. "be grateful!" sounds like some mad angry teacher or Oliver Twist thing but gratitude is one of those healthy things if it's not a cope.

>Are you drinking now? Why r you drinking if you dont enjoy it? Oh ran out of drugs?
just had a mad 'fuck it' day and went out and got in a bunch of bottles. the beer's gone but what do i do with these bottles of gin? NOT drink them? i'm out of tonic so it's gin + Sprite (not very nice tbqh).

got codeines and that just don't like the withdrawal from them, would rather face a hangover right now. playing that forward though, don't want a hangover. so for me it's water + Irn Bru + sleep now.

>>81738574
enjoy it de lid
heat will be back soon

Few more games of this Wortnite then it's beddingtons for me. Only a couple more days till them UC bennies drop. Corr just in time for that Amazon sale.

>>81738581
The codeines will be more useful to you if oyu have a hangover in the end neways

Spaffed, me
Didn't i X

>>81738663
I was jst finking am quite horny tonight.Might yank my wee noodle later.

Watching marco Pierre kino on YouTube. He makes cooking so easy.

sriracha chicken stir fry if that's all right with you lads?

>>81738683
Caw.....luv crows

>>81738601
Gotta wait until the 20th for my UC lad it sucks

>>81738683
Thats alright with me. Is that alright with you my lid?

Wanking over a photo of Shippy

>>81738694
Considering I dont go out side I spaff my bennies usually on day one. Got loads of N64 games coming it lush. Off the top of my head glover, quake 1 and even a golf game for our mark. Might not be for you but its certainly for me.

>>81738704
Corr when he has his hair all dolled up I dont blame you lid.

Oh my kino. Just found out worms Armageddon is on good old games. Used to love playing that when I was a kid. The banana bomb, the sheep bomb, the dragon lunch, the MB bomb, the holy hand grenade. Loads of good weapons

>>81738712
Most of my bennies goes on food lid. 50-70 quid a week from Tesco

>>81738603
want to use them sparingly for sensible reasons, my kidney/something hurts so probably best when that flares up (i see the obvious catch-22 here)

>>81738697
thanks lad, eating it now

>>81738754
Bloody hell you buying all organic foods like our mark or something?

>>81738738
mad nostalgias of that game lad, also the 3d one aswell

>>81738722
There is something about him

>>81738766
Played it a ton on the ps1. The flying sheep was a good one as well. Might get it at only 2quid.

Good evening, dollies.

>>81738738
Worms world party.Very fun.

Need2 eat something nice now
>>81738780
o/

>>81738763
No mate just the usual. The most expensive stuff I find is frozen food. Like frozen cod 2 pieces is 5 bloody pound. 36 chicken nuggets is like 6 pound i think

loved me some Worms Armageddon but the 3D one on the PlayStation was TOO. FUCKING. SLOW.

so for me? it's got to be Hogs of War.

>>81738814
I know mate food prices just keep going up and up in the UK at the moment. Hard to stay healthy when the fattening stuff is cheaper and the healthy stuff is expensive.

>>81738694

Aye certainly feels different compared to the ESA era. At least then I got me bennies every fortnight. Think I'll treat meself to a spoons when them bennies hit. Might as well x

>>81738754

I only spend like 40-50 quid on food shopping but I order takeaways a lot so that pretty much cancels out any savings. Used to be proper good with money back in the day but now I'm borderline SSM tier when it comes to spending.

>>81738845
Can u not request for them to pay it fortnightly instead of4weekly? If you log in on the site.Am sure theres some option like that.

>>81738845
>Think I'll treat meself to a spoons when them bennies hit. Might as well x
Coor might be enjoyable lad. Been thinking of drinking some Super Dry Asahi in Spoons lately. Problem is I have no mates to go with. I'll have to ask me brother I guess

Wow its freezing.These strawbs r ice cold

>>81738878
Bc of wetherspoons app
You can order everything from your table without getting up.....Its revolutionary

>>81738861

Nah rather just get used to the monthly payment schedule tbqh. It's not as bad as I thought, in fact I'm slightly better off than this time last month.

>>81738910
Its a new era x

Re-downloading that Battlefield 2042 me. Garn give it another go someone was telling me the other day it's improved a lot in the last year or so. Can't be any worse than Black Ops 6.

Need to clear out some o' these tabbingtons me

my strawbs? mouldy.

absolutely fucked it. had perfect synchronisation with the bananas, the froz berries, and the greens. just went and didn't make smoothies for days in a row.

meanwhile today i've been on them Raw Warrior protein bar things clumsily not realising just how fucking DENSE they are. "cor i'll try another flavour. and another!"
and then that's my daily protein, probs calories too. sort of thing soldiers would eat. and i was scranning them just like they were those little high-fibre chocolate bars.

>>81739033
Had one of those protein bars a while ago it was chewy as fuck. Hurt my jaw it did.

Sometimes I wonder if giving everyone smartphones (essentially turning everyone in society into cameramen/women/citizen journalists) was just some grand social experiment by the elite to see what would happen.

Look at everyone in this video walking around shoving their phones in people's faces for "content". Seems quite dystopian if you ask me. Cat's out of the baggington now though, no going back to pre-smartphone times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv1Z5zfzemg

20 years ago most people didn't even own HD camcorders now everyone's walking around with 4K cameras in their pocket. Seems like social engineering to me.

>>81739010
Oh no. RIP

>>81739088
Pretty freaky init. Think ppl are more angry nd aggressive.now

Something something nappies

watching old episodes of The Cook Report, me.

if you're going to go shove a camera in someone's face, do some proper investigative journalism first. blow the whole thing wide open. them trying to batter you is just the price you pay for exposing them (plus it's good telly).

>>81739103

I think social media + instant 24/7 news riles people up before they even leave their house in the morning. The internet has also given the dumbest people in society a platform whereas before they were just ignored by everyone, while now they are actually empowered by other stupid people.

>>81738901
>You can order everything from your table without getting up
Still lonely though mate I want to drink with others and have a laugh

Is this what boomer parents ultimately want a child for to brag?

>>81739157
you just described yourself there lmaoooo

This is like a britfeel larp

>>81739198
Typing in all lowercase is 100% a sign of low intelligence. You're basically on the same level as my smackhead "mates". Thick as pig shit.

>>81739186
>>81739200
does rile me up, this old song-and-dance.
>we had it bad
(yes this is bad)
>but now, everything's peachy
give your money away, then. to the tinned-tomato youths of today.

>>81739236
don't lump us all in together. i'm NOT EVEN that poster and i DON'T like smack

i do have low intelligence, but it's not a linear quality. i could have high emotional intelligence, or be very creative.

>>81739236
You and me are not so different, two sides of the same coin

You a brainless knuckle dragging white racist

Me, a dignified, intelligent, cultured, cosmopolitan Pakistani ethno nationalist

>>81739236
you're a nappy shitting mong alcoholic

>>81739288
>You and me are not so different
yeah, you're both wrong.

hmmmm, looks like HelperMong is in need of allies, a /britfeel/ civil war brewing?

>>81739305
Ah, the enlightened centrist with no views of opinions of their own, both sides are equally wrong, right?

Having a late night glass of milk me.

Cheers x

>>81739325
>both sides are equally wrong, right?
Pakistani ethno nationalism and English white nationalism?
you know what, sure.

>>81739236

true that lad. sorry for being a dick

>>81739288
What a shite gimmick
>>81739331
Lovely x

>>81739341
Every problem Britain has....would be solved under Pakistani rule, just compare Britain under Starmer and under Rishi

>>81739375
i don't think this one is true.

It wasnt rlt the weekend I was expecting byt it was the one I got x

>>81739331
Only drink water personally

>>81739379
Financial problems? Causes by interest and white banking
Pakistani banking is fairer and better

Food problems?
Get rid of the pork, more chicken

Too much scum on the street?
Initiate the white culling rituals

Spaffed for a second time just now me

Shall be planning out the week ahead now, shan't i

Aw my wee burds

for me, it's Libyan banking, they honour the religious duty of zakat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIiiBqDj21s&t=1154s
almost quaint, this. what if the lad grabbed a knife? wouldn't even like to be hit by the baseball bat, me.

Sick as a dog, lads. Can't sleep at all. Feel like it might be COVID. Fuck knows.

Feel a bit convulsey tonight T.T
>>81739485
Xx

>>81739550
Think I'm gonna get up this is a lost cause. All the pressure is just building in my head when I lie down. Chest sounds like a harmonic when I breathe out.

i'm thinking zopiclone, bed, see how i feel tomorrow.

Just got into beddingtons me, been playing some Battlefield 2042. Honestly, it's a half-decent game now. Much better than when I last played it back in 2022. Now time for some YouTubes x

I shidded me self
I fink

>>81739829
Took some paracetamol and chugged a Lucozade cherry. Gonna try and get some sleeps now hopefully.

>>81739829
>Twin Towers comfy.jpg
cor.
was reading about Seth MacFarlane earlier, he missed the 9/11 flight. went to a college to give a talk on writing, had a few bevvies, hangover + timing mix-up the next day, didn't get on THE plane. mental.

>>81739851
>chugged a Lucozade
>get some sleeps

Probably not the best idea lid. On that watergrind me.

>>81739871

Yeah, I've read that story before. Wooze literally saved his life lmao. I guess sometimes at least, life really is better with the wooze. Mad to think if he died I wouldn't be watching new wepisodes of Family Guy and American Dad on the reg.

>>81739871
Seth McFarlane is trash, world would be a better place if he gets on that plane

>>81739874
Water? Copying me, I see
Good lad

>>81739484
Pakistan is the greatest country on the planet, and the best country there has ever been

>>81739933

I always take a bottle of water to beddingtons with me, it's nothing new. You're in my world not the other way round. Never forget that. Also, Seth is based so do one yeah. Cheers x

>>81739958
If it is your world why are you a virgin?

Fuck the world innit

For me, it's asian street meat

Fuckin hell de lads

I don't even hate you benniemongs because you're below contempt.

I don't hate insects that live in my house rent free. I just want them exterminated.

>go pay for my bennies, wagie!
>have fun working for Mr Stein, wagie!

Pathetic cope. I can't begin to imagine how you live with yourself, lying to DBS to get free money and a flat and knowing no woman will ever take you seriously as the lowest of the low - a grown man who would rather scam the dole office than get a job.

It's not even about the money. It's about being proud of yourself and actually going outside and handling shit, doing shit. Instead you are a pathetic, grimy little leech. Everything about you is revolting.

You have all your justifications and arguments but fail to realise one thing: as a benniemong everything you say is worthless and undeserving of respect.

I hope you all get told to either get a job this month or go to Ukraine. I'll applaud as you're shipped off to die. It's all you deserve.

>>81739200
not so subtle UAE shilling. as much as i hate tax i'd rather pay tax than live in fucking abu dhabi

>>81740942
The open secret about the UAE is they can have a paradise with low tax because they have a massive slave underclass.

When these Westerners talk up UAE what they're really saying is "wouldn't it be sweet if we just had slaves so we didn't have to pay for services"

>>81740973
yeah lad its fucked, they have a word for the slave class iirc, take their passports away and everything, need a visa to leave lmao

Corrr me in-laws finally going home today after ruining me weekend with their presence. I'll be shagging their daughter the minute they drive off.

>>81741067
Why aren't you at work, pal? It's monday morning.

Based Emitatis keeping Jeets as slaves lmao.

>>81741283
maybe he's a professional wife-shagger

>>81741283
Not everyone works 9-5

https://youtu.be/ZwFmqUUXrjA

He off to Dorchester Wetherspoons for a Tekkie Brekkie is that alright with you?

Doing SSM's iconic 'I feel like chicken today' dance in addition to the Morning De Lids ritual.

Shippy are you working today?

Im am soee6 you feel that way x

https://youtu.be/7PxQRwSzSDA

Chicken Wurger was LUSH de lads. He at the Royal Oak with proper luxury posh burger. None of that McMuckies for him today. MMMmmmmMMM Oh that is lush.

Really dry scalp atm

Had a rough weekend and I'm planning to do the square root of fuck all at work today. Youtubes on. Cuppa within reach. Fucking it all off I am.

>>81741908
wish I could do the same, got some rough guts but not rough enough I can reasonably pull a sickie and i always hated doing that anyway
also got some wankstain joining my team so i gotta have long phone calls with him getting him up to speed

>>81741913
That's rough pal. I hate training new joiners and having to handhold them. I do always tell them day 1 after an introduction call that my mantra is that you learn most by doing, so I give them a few tasks to fill the day and call them at the end of the day to discuss how it went.

>>81741921
I like doing it if they pay attention and don't then immediately ask me how to do something I explicitly told them already
its the kind of thing where its hard to "learn by doing" as its convoluted, old, and just a bit shit. i cant let them go wild in case they break shit.
we'll see how bad he is if on day 2 he asks me basic shit

Ohh how good, a BBC 'in depth' article about whether the UK is safer 20 years after the 7/7 bombings. Can't wait to read this deep dive into our societal pressures and the analysis of how we got here.

>picrel

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c14e77je72mo

Rubbing me spunk on me dry scalp

Another day off work begins, might make myself a fryup and a pot of tea if that's alright with you

>>81742008
Me? Been at work for 4 hours already, 15 min break now though

Spaffed for a third time just now me

Jeez that was intense

>>81741998
It doesn't mention about being any safer, talks of 15 terrorist attacks and 43 foiled plots since 2017.
It is worse.
Also, picrel, they are lying. Just random attacks, no ideology, kek.

>>81742033
What they actually mean, cos I read the other article on it, is its not just "no ideology" but also they are a complete mishmash of ideologies. They used the example of a radical muslim who also loved Hitler despite the fact the nazis would have thrown him in an oven before he could finish shouting "god is great".
More people are pick'n'mixing their ideologies to the point where it makes no sense. They just want a justification to go out stabbing.

>young
>violence on teh interwebs

Ah, so a way to tie it into teh OSB.
What next?
TERRORISTS USE VPN's TO ORGANISE THREATS, BAN ALL VPN's!!!!!!!!
>>81742042
Lots of reasons to hate the huwhite devil.

>>81741998
Bombings has been replaced by knife crime and watch robberies

>pic of victim
>pic of victim
>pic of EVIL WHITES RIOTING (non peaceful protest)

>>81742047
Bros we MUST all use IDs and real names on the internet for the sake of the children!

>>81742029
I doubt it was that intense if it was the third one of the day (at 11am your time).

>>81741998
Banning 4chan will surely make us safer, thank you ofcom.

>>81742064
They don't realise that with these perpetrators becoming younger, maybe the children are the issue.
>NOOOOO, these 3rd worlders don't even have internet, it not their fault, THEY WERE RADICALISED ONCE THEY HAD ACCESS TO LE EBIL WHITEMANS INTERNET!!!!!!

>>81742047
>Lots of reasons to hate the huwhite devil.
Yeah but prevent presumably have policies and plans for "radical islam" and "nazi" etc, but when they crossbreed they're not sure how to deescalate those kinds of people.

www = whitemans wicked website
coincidence? I think not.

>>81742042
>They used the example of a radical muslim who also loved Hitler despite the fact the nazis would have thrown him in an oven before he could finish shouting "god is great".
Absolute bollocks, Hitler was a known Islam sympathiser and basically said Germany would have been better off under strong Islam than weak Christianity

>>81742097
>Hitler was a known Islam sympathiser
He appreciated the structure and order, I strongly doubt he liked 99% of its worshippers for obvious reasons.

>>81742090
Didn't the welsh choirboy have islamic nutter ideology material at his home?
Wasn't he passed to prevent multiple times?
Saw the bbc sharticle mention a prevent "mentor". Bit weird they have "mentors".

>>81742113
I think so, but he was genuinely loopy too. Seemed like he had every mental illness in the book.

>>81742118
Which is even more weird. Why let this nutter walk about?
Not only did they prevent an attack while he was free, he also attacked a prison guard.
What do these "mentors" do?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8dln3z4eeo

Found this as well. Why are they saying "alleged" when he was found guilty?
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/prevent-learning-review-southport-attack/prevent-learning-review-axel-muganwa-rudakubana-accessible

>>81742102
Back then muslims were a lot more civilised than they are today, and I think he'd have a particular fondness for Arabs

>>81742146
We literally got the worst of them. Most of the Pakistani immigrants to the UK are Mirpuri's - I hear they're regarded as backwards even in Pakistan itself.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Mirpuris

Impudent rage hours

>>81742141
>What do these "mentors" do?
mentor them (on how to commit an attack)

mmm impudding

>>81742163
>Impudent rage hours
Why should we respect these people?

>>81742166
im pudding muh willy in ya fannyole

>>81742166
>impudding
Is the when a pudding implodes, like when a flatbed collapse

>>81742153
I was going to say actually, most people's view of muslims are skewed by Mirpuris

>>81742170
Why should we respect anyone?
>>81742174
>flatbed
Fucin autocorrect

>>81742180
If they show it is warranted, I have no issues with that.

>>81742177
Afghans commit more rape per capita in the UK than Pakistanis.

Also my view of Muslims is based on the Hadith.

Violently subjugate nonbelievers: bad
Turks are ugly: based

Hadith are a mixed bag.

Fry up was lovely

>>81742185
Good morning Jammers

Yeah sure, they have sex with young boys, they have sex with young girls, but it's teh culture.
Like how granddad is racist, it's just the way it is. Got to respect that.

>>81742199
Enjoy your chill day lad

>>81742205
I envy them for being able to happily shag their first cousins. I've always wanted to bang mine but I can't due to society's views. It not rite.

>>81742174
Impudding; a burst fondant pudding or souffle - the sudden absence of steam causing an implosion effect.

>>81742214
No law against it lad, if she's up for it, go for it

>>81742141
>What do these "mentors" do?
I dunno m8. I put it down as something like the samaritains, where they cant say "dont kill urself" they just... talk to you about it?

Anyone got that apu image where he's sitting at the table and there is a train right outside the window

>>81742231
>TTT
Terrorists Talking Therapies.

I think we need, a nice chill choon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4U_Pk3VH6Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6QCPuJRS-4

im going to donate some clothes at a charity shop

>>81742248
women's clothes or?

>>81742239
spoiler that shit in future m8

>>81742248
Have you considered donating books to a charity shop?

>>81742244
the perfect music for a beautiful summer morning . thank you

>>81742251
i usually wear mens clothes but yes
its a mixture of my old clothes and my mothers

>>81742256
my mother donated my childhood books once and i cried because i had an emotional attachment to them
i was like 8

>>81742260
a bit different but when i was about 18 my sister took my Nintendo 64 2 controllers plus occarina of time and golden eye cartages to sell at a car boot because she had debt problems. she sold the lot for 2 quid i was fuming

>>81742273
roastie are pure evil anon

Odds of the world ending today, lads?

>>81742281
astronomically low

>>81742281
None. Nobody has any fight in them, the rich are still in control.

>>81742248
that's nice of you. treat yourself to some new clothes after and have lunch somewhere nice. try talking to people, be sociable!

>>81742260
red flag here
Only lids who knew childhood friends who experienced this knows how badly it fucks them up. Bipolar or borderline inflicted at worst.
I'm sorry de lid.

ERM ACKSHULLY SWEATIE, "ASYLUM SEEKERS" DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO BENEFITS, YOU GORMLESS MORONIC CHUD! THEY ACKSHULLY GET ALL THEIR HOTEL ACCOMMODATION, UTILITIES, FOOD, SMARTPHONES, LAUNDRY, TAXI SERVICES AND 49 QUID A WEEK SPENDING MONEY PAID FOR BY TAXPAYERS FROM A *DIFFERENT* PART OF THE STATE BUDGET.

BET YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL IDIOT NOW, HUH?!

>>81742254
dont think I will MATE

Spackistan... It's not much, but it's home

>>81742315
are you always mad?

>>81742315
You put across a good point here, those asylum seekers aren't here for very long - they deserve to at least have clean clothes, warm homes and acceptable food. If it costs a little bit more that's fine, there's plenty of space in the UK. How many thousands of square miles are marked for 'game'?

>>81742323
>thousands of square miles are marked for 'game'

>>81742315
posting this at 11am on a monday morning
not that i disagree with the point you're making, it's pretty fucking bad, but goddamn lad you need other hobbies

>>>/gif/29073208

saw this thread and thought of crossy

Just saw on outer r9k that Kylie Page died.

RIP :(

>>81742325
Peasantcels just cant understand noblemaxxers

>>81742331
She got more dick in her 28 years on earth than I have had or will have pussy in my current 30 years and on to whatever age I will die at. Life isn't fair.

Dossing while WFH. 3 day week for me too and the work summer party. Oh it fuckin lush.

just logged on

Quite miffed lads, FUCKING UCWANKERS.
I'm going to iceland to let my mum buy me some shopping, then coming back, start drinking at 15:00ish, then pregab about 16:00ish.
Songnotrel, just a cheery song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3yuh3agNYQ

Had to say goodbye to one of my QMEE Apus today. Lid had finally completed the 5000 surveys achievement and pocketed himself about forty quid... I'm not too cruel to have taken that from him and was brought to tears when he said he was getting on a train to pursue the journey to Wuppaparadise and to finally completely the Toby Trek. Life won't be the same without my fucking frog.

>>81742333
the upper class are some of the most entitled people you'll ever meet. they see everyone else as a servant

>>81742358
It's a lot of work for a meme. 100's of hours of shite, for pittance.
I'd had enough after 11quid, desu.

>>81742359
>belongs to the servant class
>nooo people treat us as servants!!!1!1!1!1

Just perform exemplary service in battle and work your way up the nobility through royal favour.

Peasants just cant take any responsibility these days :/

>>81742368
sarcasm is the lowest form of wit m80

/benniesfeel/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyY5FQA-1VU

>>81742362
>PLEASE CLICK THE BLUE SQUARE TO CONFIRM YOUR PLACE IN THE SURVEY
So you click the blue square....
>SCREENED OUT

>THANK YOU FOR COMPLETING THIS 30 MINUTE SURVEY ABOUT CONDOMS.
So you click the complete survey button
>SCREENED OUT

A last resort for pennies. I won't put my Apus through any survey site that doesn't offer a live chat and compensation for wasted time via screen-outs.

>>81742256
>bookcase.jpg
All the gear but no idea.

>>81742359
>they see everyone else as a servant

>>81742379
you are actually making me want and animated series where a fat autistic from journeys around the uk having adventures

>>81742383
>Anime noncery
All the queer but no endear

>>81742379
>SURVEY ABOUT CONDOMS.

>>81742385
>they see everyone else as a servant
like you

>>81742390
>from
frog
why am i like this

>>81742391
Anime is the singular reliable gatekeeper for being a based white man. No wonder you're anti-anime.

barbwired house, i got 60 locks

>>81742331
i do not have any empathy for pornstars

>>81742397
Literally just be born noble???
I did it, why wont you?

If you refuse to do that, just gain a nobles favour to achieve knighthood.

At least be grateful for nobles protection from Norsemen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEBbKTj4iMQ

>>81742397
Good for them, hierarchy is essential for society to thrive.

>>81742404
>Based white man
>Sits in his childhood boxroom, no gf no wife no sprogs no skills no employment

>>81742424
ok but it can be merit based and not "i popped out of a posh vagina" based
>>81742417
i respect the troll

>>81742417
Peasant here, thank you m'lord for protection from Norsemen.

>>81742436
>"i popped out of a posh vagina"

>>81742440
meaningless post

>>81742331
>Kylie Page died?
Ebin?

Fed up of it all, desu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZCVds_Q3WE

>>81742430
>no gf no wife no sprogs no skills
You match this criteria lad.

As a peasant, we are much better off under Noble rule that some egalitarian French masonic heresey

>>81742415
of course you don't, you're retarded and lack basic human empathy

>>81742458
they are soulless
look at their eyes

>>81742447
It's Shippy posting his maymays and avatarfagging what did you expect

>>81742460
why do you think that might be? do you just have these thoughts and that's where it stops? do you think there is a reason they are soulless? a reason why they might have got into that line of work?

Too much adult entertainment sitting on the external storage device right now, isn't there

Shall be freeing up some space at once

England is an evil white capitalist settle-colonial hetero-patriarchy that harms black and brown bodies of disabled colour just by existing. But also sending foreigners back to their own countries would be cruel and a violation of their human rights which only we can supply them because they don't have any back in their home countries.

Got it?

>>81742470
How about you just get another external drive so you can keep all you porn? Best of both worlds innit.

>>81742469
because they are slavic

>>81742471
Not England, the Yookay.

>>81742436
Actually my mum was a middle class commoner, my noble blood comes from my fathers side.
>>81742438
>>81742440
Take note peasants, this is how society should function.

Absolutely fucking mad even as recently as 2009 most people straight up just didn't even have an email address.

>>81742482
You expect a reply from him? He wants (You)'s, not a conversation with you.

>>81742486
Good morning Ponce, doing god's working keeping the empire alive in Iberia

>>81742390
>>81742400
Gotta check those posts more before you push the submit button de lid.
I'd like that idea too but I think it'd have to be presented a desperately eccentric humanoid frog with social anxiety issues traversing the British isles.

>>81742396
They often pay over fifty pence so the moment I see a survey asking 'How many times do you use condoms when having sex?' it's only natural I say all the time. Durexbuxx.

>>81742458
she's autistic, incapable of empathy

>>81742515
i donated clothes

Can we see your bangs now Eva?

>>81742520
that's not empathy sweetheart. it wasn't your choice either, was it? your mum told you to do it, probably because you've been wearing the same clothes for years

>>81742448
Kyle Rigg is Ebin

>>81742520
>>81742533
for real though, it's sympathy at best, can you imagine what it's like to be someone who has to buy clothes from a charity shop? empathy is being able to consider what it's like in someone else's shoes

>>81742511
This reminds me, I need to get some wondoms for a potential shag later this week (probably won't happen but I need to be prepared)

>>81742533
i wear the same clothes everyday
i have 2 pairs of baggy denim jeans and i change between them weekly
i have a large range of shirts
yes i wear the same clothes for years
jeans change weekly
shirt change 1-2 days
jumper 2-3
underwear daily

>>81742550
What scares you about unprotected sex (aka, sex)

>>81742550
better have em and not need em than to need them and not have em
nobody needs to cum cottage cheese

>>81742554
Not working today Shippy

>>81742553
stinky girl. you should be changing your jeans, shirt and jumper daily. go buy yourself some new clothes and have lunch like i told you. honestly you need a bf who will sort you out

>>81742567
jeans daily, are you insane?
you're only supposed to change baggy jeans if theyre dirty, or have worn them for an extended period of time

>>81742550
>I need to get some wondoms

>>81742572
they are dirty, you're a stinky girl

Do you think she's got the clap or are you terrified of sprogs?

>>81742567
>>81742580
shippy on a mad one this morning

>he wonders why posters don't like him
Spammong truly is a mong.

>>81742580
im not but whatever
but thank you for reminding me about lunch

Shippy lost his job I reckon

>>81742591
How am I a mong?

>>81742584
shippy doesn't concern himself with such things. only quoting random posts with gigachad.jpg and garn malverns
>>81742594
it's no wonder your mum wants you out. get your lunch and some new clothes, at least 1 extra pair of jeans, then you can change them every 3-4 days instead, small steps, you'll get there

>>81742584
Those posts weren't me, but I change Jeans daily now. Used to drag them out for days but I'm obsessed with cleanliness now. Sometimes in summer I'll have a shower and change clothes midday

>>81742604
>quoting random posts with gigachad.jpg and garn malverns

>>81742594
also get some perfume, then you can smell nice instead of stinky. gucci floral would be good on you i think

>>81742594
How come you're not at work today lass?

Can only have a 15 minute lunch break today. Grim.

>>81742620
i use deodorant
and perfume but not as excessive as deodorant

>changing jeans and jumpers daily
You lads are fucking mental or you guys ooze sweat that leave you like a greasy toad.
I change them every Sunday.

>>81742634
remote working
its 10x slower than being in office because its soley tickets which is like being on discord to me because its like answering dms so it doesnt feel like too much work

>>81742643
>I change them every Sunday.

I wear the same shorts for weeks, I'll only wash them when the arse part smells, washing jeans after one day is ridiculous

>>81742643
i was thinking this,
i barely if ever sweat, also, theyre jeans, not pyjama bottoms, they don't absorb everything off ur skin, since theyre baggy

>>81742645
Ah did you always do remote or have you changed to it?

>>81742635
You chose to dive a van for minimum wage, lad. What did you think it was some kind of easy job?

>>81742637
what perfume?
>>81742634
her colleagues were getting annoyed with her skulking around with a bag of cables
>>81742653
buy new jeans

I change my clothes as and when needed. If it's been a quiet, cool day without much exertion then you can generally wear the clothes again, though after three or four days they naturally start to smell a bit anyway, so it's good to wash them then. If I've been moving around a lot, working hard or it's been hot so I've sweated a lot then in the wash they go after one day. Shorts and jeans generally can go a few days without needing a wash, but shirts you definitely have to wash more frequently.

Just sniff them and make a good judgment and always play it safe than sorry.

>>81742661
you can just opt in
as long as i fill the hour quota, doesnt matter when i work, if im remote working
>>81742664
its dior
also my colleagues dont want to do the bag thing so i do it, and my colleague leads me around the office

>>81742651
>I wear the same shorts for weeks

>>81742676
miss dior? that's nice too, was going to be my other suggestion
>my colleague leads me around the office
cute, you need wrangling

>>81742681
no i just dont like going alone and i dont know any optimal routes incase i miss sections

Howling at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3cqqTHXURE

>>81742684
try going alone, be more confident! you don't need an optimal route

one thing i do enjoy about not being in the office is not cable management under desks, i remember i got kicked in the abdomen once

So so unbelievably cringe watching online simping.

>>81742703
simping over a bloke LARPing as a woman too

>>81742696
did you communicate with the person at the desk or just slither under there? if you communicate and let someone know you're going under their desk they are very unlikely to kick you, if you don't then you are liable to be kicked

>>81742674
The only stuff I change daily are shirts and undies, as they're both around sweat hotspots or piss/shit. Can't be having skidmarks linger.
Jumpers and jeans I only change once a week unless they do get filthy.

>>81742715
i gasped, he probably had earphones in, and i just quickly walked off stumbling

>>81742706
To me, it doesn't even make a difference if it's a larp or not. The end result is the same. They'll eventually get bored and move on, and the simps will gain nothing from the interaction.

what are the chances eva6 will lost her virginity to a /britfeel/er

>>81742723
you didn't communicate then. you need to use your words

Took an antidepressant today lads, after a few weeks of going off them. I've been functioning less and less well after stopping the drugs, probably due to withdrawals - my brain has adapted to function with the drug, so it doesn't function very well without the drug.

I hate psychiatrists. If I had never started antidepressants then I wouldn't have this dependency on them.

>>81742735
i was embarrassed and in pain and theyre like corporate drones i dont think i could have a single conversation with any of them

>>81742742
That's a lot of meds

>>81742753
be confident, you can do it

Garn leave my job (in a few months it's too early rn). Corrrr. Can't wait in fact.

>>81742753
I once got a drawing pin stuck into my palm crawling around on the floor because of some old miserable cunt demanding her PC be setup on the floor, I had to be a good little subservient slave to these drones and they got off on the power they had over me / IT
Fuck IT, never again

smelling eva6's hair

>>81742814
i wouldn't lad she probably doesn't wash it very often

Anyone have to use Clearreview at work?
Such bullshit. Line manager has to give me bullshit tasks for 'development' but they'll never be used. It literally is a pointless exercise. I'm supposed to make a business report for business. WHAT'S THE FUCKING POIIIIIIINT

>>81742820
i wash it either daily or i skip a day
i also condition

>>81742827
Not that specifically but the whole remit of my job is completely pointless. It not civilisational. It not right. So it more moral to not work than work this job. I'll try do something else.

>>81742829
>>81741818
>>81742002
all three of these come from the same poster

>>81742827
>I'm supposed to make a business report for business
cos ur a businessman, doing business

>>81742856
there was this builder, going from building to building, just building

>>81742856
I'm nottttttttttttttttt even. I don't know what to do and got to present it tomorrow to the team. Not worried about that, just can't be fucking arsed to do it for no reason

a new ferry fred awaiteth
>>81742849
>>81742849

>>81742800
>Garn leave my job
You wont

>>81742865
fucking hell mate its not even 400 chill out

>>81742759
I'm just taking one med, that's just a pic from Google. But anyway yeah i think my brain is currently dependent on an antidepressant. I probably never should have listened to the doctors who got me on it in the first place. I could just go cold turkey to allow my brain to get back to normal, but I think that will take weeks, or possibly a couple months. So maybe I will just take the lowest dose of this drug at least until I get back into a job, then I can try and come off it at that point.

>>81742872
Corrrrr but I will my lid. It morally imperative.

>be economic migrant
>come here for a laugh, not even fleeing persecution or war
>wife is 500lbs and gets a mobility scooter
>bomb around on it to the shops and back
>get a mid terraced rented house for free
>open a money laundering barbers
>stand around your new audi and chat to your mates all day
livin the life lads

>>81737391
Due to neoliberal culturalisms the white percentage is 100%