Thread 81754076

this sleepy student of the way of fish woke up late

this fish wants his first intercourse to be something like this
>start with kissing
>then do sum groping
>then tease her vagina
>then do sum fingering techniques i have learned from hgames
>then when she is in the "i need pp inside me now" mood do the intercourse
>first baka would fake pp insert to tease (a lot of japanese females like this for sum reason)
>then baka would slowly insert the pp
>then baka would slowly stretch the vagine to fit his very big pp
>then baka would experiment with different speeds X depths
>then baka would coom while kissing X holding hands
>then maybe more intercourse
>then sum post intercourse cuddling
it doesnt have to be exactly like this obviously but something similar would probs be very nice X it would probs affect my entire life in a good way

losing my virginity with sum prostitute would be so bad
>go to sum laufhaus
>pay 50 buckerooos for 20 mins
>probs most of the femoids say no because of my pp size
>find sum femoid who agrees
>the femoid is just starfish maxxing
>probs would have trouble inserting pp because its too big for quick insertion
>she would probs be annoyed X would insult me X tell me to hurry up
>probs wouldnt even be able to coom
that stuff would scar me for life

baka played a hgame a few days ago. stuff had 20k sales but was so heckin boring

damn apparently german is the 3rd biggest economy on this planet but everyone is so comically poor for a country in that position. 2k europoor coins after taxes is good income. 3+k is having made it. swiss bakas probs make 4 times the buxx

id be a konbini worker in japan but id never work for germany. at least japan is clean, safe and comfy

good ending ntr
https://www.esv.org/Genesis+12:10%E2%80%9320;Genesis+20/

baka is very sweaty but baka doesnt want to buy a fan. probs wouldnt be worth it

this fish is thinking about deleting his porn collection stuff is just mostly short form content brainrot. probs would be more enjoyable and healthy to only coom to hentai, doujins, javs and vns

gib external ssd to make a good porn collection home server with

>>81754116
Baka has it all planned out...

>>81754259
lole wtf. Poor Pharaoh

>>81754690
Poorfag baka doesn't even hab a fan... IDK how baka survived 28 degrees without one.

>>81754981
>Poorfag baka doesn't even hab a fan... IDK how baka survived 28 degrees without one.
its a struggle but its not bad enough to spend 30 europoor coins on a fan

>>81754234
The Swiss fag makes 4k-6k after taxes working as a machinist (He did le Ausbildung)
Over Here it would be Like 2k after taxes but the Thing is... We have German salary but Swiss prices because of le supermarkt Mafia and le real estate Mafia who keeps prices high at all time

>>81755126
Also Ur a retard U could Order a Fan of some Second Hand Website for 15 eurobucks

>>81755259
being born in switzerland is like winning the lottery... bakas live in the comfy mountains X get big buckerooos...
>>81755286
id rather buy sum shirts with that buxx

my worst financial mistake was not being born in boomer times. my second worst financial mistake was not being born in switzerland or america. my third worst financial mistake was being born into an abusive family as a white male in a country which hates white males

>look up on rebbit why germans are so poor
>muh healthcare, muh days off muh cheaper expenses
they are just coping. they dont want to know that probs most american full time jobs gib health care and probs most non poor people jobs gib a lot of vacation roo. + americans have a lot cheaper gas and cars and houses and groceries etc. only their rent is higher but in germany you pay around the same if you dont want to live in the ghetto

in school they told us if americans go hobo by accident there is no way to escape. they will eat rats X sell their butt for crack. and other stuff like that. its probs a psyop so youd think le "damn, we in germany have it so good. they have it so bad in other countries". kind of like how they make the different classes in the book "brave new world" think the same

the warrior monk training has been completed for today... preparing the neet meal...
>The age of consent in Switzerland is 16
i guess germany is the best country for hebephiles but thats it

the neet meal is in the tummy... maybe drinking sum green tea after cleaning the dishes

the dishes are clean... i wouldnt have minded a normal life in germany if i got handheld into it but asking anyone to go out of their way X do humiliation rituals to geddit is ridiculous when there are better options

>>81755126
This 0.0000001% Eskimo roots baka hates the heat and would definitely pay 30 Eurobuxx to cool off a little

>>81755744
>i guess germany is the best country for hebephiles but thats it
This is big though, nothing else matters

Drinking the green tea...
>>81756585
>This is big though, nothing else matters
It doesn't really matter when one isn't able to get any girls

I tried to look up if one can erp with aoc girls legally in germany but all law sites kind of try to avoid le "can a 39yo man erp with an aoc girl" question

Kek apparently exhibitionism is a male only crime in germany. Female exhibitionist don't commit any crime. Baka vill find female exhibitionist in the adventure arc 2...

>>81756638
Baka could impress young grills with the big pp and maybe they'd gib

>>81757200
Wtf...

>>81757573
>Baka could impress young grills with the big pp and maybe they'd gib
That's how you end up becoming Tyrones girlfriend

good morning fish

>>81754245
>at least japan is clean, safe and comfy
Saar, I...

the tea time is over. le aoc girl erp law is kind of weird. the law explicitly says that even receiving stuff from them is legal during the erp which is crazy but the law is being ambiguous whether sending your pp is legal. its legal if it counts as a sex act but its illegal if it counts as showing porn and there is no answer what it counts as. germany is a discord nigger sanctuary
>>81757771
good morning sir
>>81757851
thats just an exception

looking this law stuff up in german is crazy. bakas act like its very normal to interact like that with aoc girls. on the american internet its one of the greatest taboos

snaccing the evening ice cream...

>>81754116
I think maybe I would like my first time to go like this as well but with cunnilingus instead of fingering perhaps

>>81758176
>cunnilingus
i think cunnilingus is probs way more difficult to do right. it would probs destroy the mood if you suck at it. first id study the way of cunnilingus with a girl that has had sum intercourse with one before X would be open to teaching. then when one is good at it one could do during the first time intercourse with different girls

>>81758238
I heard the trick is to suck on it like a smol pp. Licking apparently doesn't do that much for them.

>>81758449
idk if its worth risking le failure during the first intercourse with a girl

>>81758484
You risk failure every time you do anything. When I hop on the battle bus I know I probably won't get that victory royale but I still try my best!

>>81758530
maybe it would succeed but if it doesnt it would harm ze mood too much. probs girls arent used to receiving the tongue so it could weird them out if you fugg up. baka wants to go straight to the advanced techniques without practice...

>>81758559
>baka wants to go straight to the advanced techniques without practice...
You've gotta go big or go homo

>>81758559
Dont do this bigu u cant eat out pussy most men cant eat out pussy only women know what women want

eating the night banan...
>>81758602
baka is a risk taker... this fish would rather make sure stuff would go smoothly. you vill remember the first time for the rest of your life after all
>>81758642
i wouldnt do it to random girls before mastering the techniques with a girl who is willing to teach

i think i am a friendless no girls baka because i only go outside to get food. probs if id go to events and stuff id get girls and friends. baka hasnt done an adventure arc 2 yet because baka was like "i will only do it when i feel like doing it". now baka feels like doing it but baka needs to fix his hobo health issues first. baka has le doctor appointment so it vill happen soon

the night eggs are in the tummy... damn, baka could erp with megumin and the state would gib its approval but instead baka sneeds about stuff that doesnt matter which just makes the state hate me more

>>81758798
I'm sure you have some girl admirers like those take it easy guys.

>>81758979
either girls exist on the internet and read my looony posts or there dont exist any girls on the internet and no girls would read the posts
there are no girls on the internet
therefore there cant be any girls whod read my loony posts

>10pm
>the dog is still barking
>the neighbor is still screaming
why

sumthing crazy is when i was a 17yo baka id randomly lose all of ze strength in my arms for sum time. i remember this because i embarrassed myself in le class trip. baka struggled with picking up ze fork to eat. i dont remember when it stopped happening

this fish deserves to be spoiled X pampered by society

when you get mentally tortured you think youd get a better ending by not doing anything and enduring until one gets freedom but in reality the state then just thinks of you as a weak baka who can be exploited X you wont get any helperoooo because "why waste monies on a baka who wont become a bother anyway". instead, if you kill ze torturers during the torture the state would put you into millions of buckerooos per person programs X gib handholding. its so funny but its how it is. stuff was a big sneed reason for this fish (le "why am i being punished for being a good boy")

when they send you to psychologists they do le "hmmm you show no symptoms of being a threat therefore the abuse never happened, you are just exaggerating. hmmm akshually you are heckin trying to cheat the system. nice try but i am too smart and put a stop to it!" yes i threw away all hoooman achievements one could get X a nice easy life with nice monies just to cheat the system by leeching poverty level neetmonies

one of the craziest things was le "youre making stuff up to get more vidya from your mom". the baka psychologist seriously claimed 22yo me was doing le "reeeeeeeee buy me more vidya or else i will go to the psych ward and claim youre abusing me!!!!"

>>81757660
Baka doesn't want to be the girl...

>>81758090
>bakas act like its very normal
(because it is)

>>81758650
>this fish would rather make sure stuff would go smoothly
Baka chose to go homo...

>>81758798
Is ze shroomerooo ded yet?

>>81759809
Holy jej. Psych accused baka of demanding too many tendies from mommy...

apparently macha went viral on tiktok a while ago and the japanese were sneeding about the wypypo making the macho go out of stock. i wish something like that would happen with chinese tea. china probs has the tea infrastructure to gib tea to the west but there is no demand
>>81759898
>Is ze shroomerooo ded yet?
the shroomerooo is too strong for over the counter stuff

sweat is dripping from bakas head...reading the manga is a much better experience with a physical book. it kind of sucks on a computer screen. maybe getting a smol bookshelf to do le educated baka larp

this fish will go to sleep now. good night everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4ME33zXyic

>>81759974
>the shroomerooo is too strong for over the counter stuff
Baka underestimated the fun gal...

>>81760563
Good night, fishe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeV-Yll_w80
>>81759613
btw glowies this is not me saying one has to kill a baka. pls dont put me in prison if some baka kills sumone and says baka did it because of this post. its just that if one is a good boy the state does le "if he didnt do anything it means ze experience wasnt bad". ze getting helperooo after killing is just an exaggeration for the comedic effect