Thread 81789112

Exercise edition

sucking on eva6's pink buttplug

>>81789112 (OP)
He burned calories equivalent to approximately 1/4 of one Marks and Spencer custard tart

new hobby has got to be buying insignias as necklaces off of ebay

It's interesting that one of the first posts eva6 made in the thread was a photo of the back of a young woman's head. Almost like she wanted to immediately and unambiguously establish that she's female. Can't imagine why.

>>81789133
I'm post-400 anxiety lad and I didn't make this thread. I was feeling it coming on, but thankfully the other lad made it before 400 so I was fine in the end.

>>81789147
>the necklaces in question

>>81789165
my collection includes
dog tags, iron cross, peace symbol, star of david, kolovrat, yggdrasil, and also a normal cross

Imagine unironically wearing crocs
What the fuck is wrong with people

>>81789155
Boring gimmick used to force early threads. Trying to make it lie /pol/ or /int/.

>>81789174
>kolovrat
bit spicy nay?

fat mongs cant handle the heat

>>81789174
Why no pentagram?

"You're a Derry Girl now, James."
The moment the show jumped the shark. Well we still have the first two series.

>>81789190
no, the kolovrat is slavic pagan not nazi insignia
>>81789195
not the normal pentagram, but the Septenary Sigil

>>81789147
do you have any advice on shaving your arse cant seem to get all the hairs

Why does the nu fag get worried about people posting after 400 posts? This isn't /pol/, any genuine poster here knows the bump limit is 500 posts.
This has been happening for months, not years. It's not the norm round here, yet is on other boards. And you fags welcome it, and wonder why the threads turn to shit.

>>81789212
You should get a Celtic Cross as well. Maybe with some emerald in it.

>>81789218
It's a meme, you wouldn't understand.

>>81789174
>star of david
shalom

>>81789224
no, i dont like gems on my insigia, it ruins it, distracts

>>81789218
Any genuine poster here knows the threads turn to shit regardless

>>81789218
Having a new thread literally makes no difference in the quality of the posts you fucking mong.

>>81789225
Is more of the "IT'S TEH CULCHUR" shite you chat lad.
Not a meme that you're a shit poster.

>>81789230
I suppose. The symbol of the band HIM, the Heartagram would be cool too.

>>81789193
fatty boom BATTYS and the unemployed just fucking love to tell you how hot and unbearable it is, never mind the fact ive been outside working in it all fucking week with no issues, but i dont REALLY know how hot it is apparently

Fucking mongs

SeasideARMY in the biggest fight yet against the vile French. Thousands are already dead and there are terrible losses on both sides but still the hill is controlled by the SeasideSULTAN inshallah - once they are all dead the march into Belgium and then Paris itself can begin - everyone getting a kebab wrap and that is LUSH.

>>81789218
I have explained it before but I will explain it again. I know on a rational level that there is nothing bad about a thread going over 400 posts. I know the bump limit is 500. However, the post-400 anxiety I feel is not based on a rational apprehension, it's based on emotional and pre-rational feelings that, since the thread is now past 400 posts, that it is in the 'final phase' as it were. It's just a slow creep to the end, but since posts appear at random you can never know for certain WHEN the thread will end, that's part of what causes the anxiety over it - not knowing. The other side is that okay sure the thread is going down and we need a new one, so who's going to make it? The longer it goes on for the more likely it is that any one individual will decide to make a new thread. On threads that go on all the way to 500 this leads to situations where you can get more than one person actively making a new thread and if they post at the same time linking to the new ones then we can have a situation where we have multiple threads going simultaneously. This is of course a terrible experience for anyone with anxiety because I know longer know which thread will remain and which will get pruned arbitrarily, leading to potentially lost good posts and interactions, not to mention the potential for a ban if I am deemed to be in the wrong in creating a new thread even if I hadn't seen the others made before mine.

Does that help explain it all mate?

>>81789238
Why are you so aggressive, lad?

>>81789265
This one's going to 500
You can suffer mate

>>81789265
Ignore what this cunt says mate>>81789271
Just let me know when your post-400 anxiety kicks in and I'll make a new one for you x

>gets near 400
>nu bread
>all is well
>gets near 500
>4 different nu breads appear
>the 4 posts just post in the others thread claiming its not the "real" one
>we now have 4 shit threads with nothing being posted

Yeah the 400 post anixety works lids

Gonna start making new threads at 300 it will be my new gimmick and I will force you all to accept it

Any new vape shops or barbers open up near you recently?

>>81789285
>4 different nu breads appear
Why are you lying? Ah yeah, gimmick pushing.

>>81789290
I literally wouldn't care. Do you think you're 'owning' me by doing this? Lad, I genuinely do not care when a new one gets made, all that I ask is that if we hit 400 and new one is made quickly.

>>81789302
Well if there's new threads at 300 posts you'll be irrelevant wont you

>>81789268
>Why are you so aggressive, lad?
There are some posters I don't like.

>>81789296
Over the course of the last 12 months my relatively small town has had a vape shop, a "turkish" barber and a generic fried chicken/kebab/pizza/grill slopshop open, all in the centre of town, all dogshit quality with nobody ever in them.

Ahhh, Rule Brtiannia!

just not done a thing all afternoon, fuck this work stream im just not doing it, friday afternoon why should I work, already dont get paid enough

>>81789312
That's fine. I don't post for narcissism I post because it helps to alleviate my post-400 anxiety by encouraging others to make me a new thread.

>>81789285
But that didn't happen

Me? I like everybody here desu.

Might develop post-200 anxiety

>>81789327
are you all new as fuck or something?

I have seen many double/triple threads up at once because everyone HAS to make the new thread like it makes any fucking difference

>complains about gimmicks
>only posts in gimmicks

Opened first beer of today

AAAA they're everywhere! They'll never take our top rate PIP off of us. We got those elite wanissaries, they inspire nearby lads, they have lots of ammo, they accurate and good in a melee fight. They've got really strong line troops and special cavalry that fuck us up. First thing when we beat them is to ban croissants; they infidel icon x.

Anyone remember when Broadbridge used to make the threads? Loved that.

>>81789346
>Opened first beer

>>81789346
Me too just now, it friday x

>>81789363
No, but I remember Shush making troll threads with that gif she made

Anyone remember when Broadbridge accused everybody here of being a paedophile? Loved that.

>>81789338
You have seen it happen a handful of times anon. It's not (like you are trying to make it out to be) a regular occurrence.

>>81789378
yea he kept calling everyone a nonce all the time, was great

>>81789380
it was a regular occurrence until the 400 post anxiety kicked in and it cleared it right up lad

How come Broadbridge and Shippy didn't get along?

>>81789399
shippy made broadbelly feel insecure

>>81789378
Broadbridge still lives rent free in your mind lmao.

>>81789395
90% of nu/britfeel/ believes you lad.

>>81789402
He does desu I think about him often

>>81789399
Shippy was parading himself around as a proud nonce in the thread, as someone who was abused as a wee lad Broadbridge took personal umbrage. Shippy used to post where he was going every day with a picture of Modi till old Swanny caught up with him. He destroyed the tripfaggots too.

is ebin really still posting here or is that just a meme?

Why was Broadbridge prohibited from seeing his children?

>>81789399
Swanny was convinced Shipanon was a nonce.

>>81789147
Let me buy you something

>>81789410
Yeah, he is an aspiring youtuber now. His channel is slowly growing.

>>81789414
IIRC shippy has a nonce friend aswell, probably the best side character this thread has ever had, even better than terry from the mosque

>>81789414
These are just random posts. How can you tell they were made by Shippy?

>>81789432
NTA but Shippy made all of those posts. All loremasters can confirm this when they arrive

>>81789445
Sorry lad, but this is a dolly general. If you don't like it, you know where the door is. Simple as.

>>81789445
6 years lad

wanna gossip about nigii and shoutanon for a bit?

>>81789456
nothing new to say, unless you want to reminisce?

>>81789465
ill try
>tfw miss shitposting with nigii and shoutanon
best i can do for now lad

How come Shippy won't iron his shirt?

It over. One of the biggest battles in our campaign to secure the beaches and benches and the benches and the beaches and the pub gardens. SeasideOMAR soon rule the entire world.

>>81789456
Did Nigii ever end up starting that "fingerprint bar" he was talking about?

>>81789424
Fortunately Terry was deradicalised and now works as a social worker in Sale. He goes to a mosque with a moderate liberal Imam who drinks alcohol at Christmas

>>81789487
>SeasideOMAR soon rule the entire world

>>81789486
IQ too low

The Jews could never control me.

Only nonces iron their cIothes

Just went to town on my fleshlight, feeling refreshed now

>>81789555
Right. So when are you buying an iron

My maid does all my ironing

>>81789558
Same, but I just changed my trousers for shorts.

My wife does all my ironing

My mammydoes all my ironing

>>81789578
Don't wear shorts me

>>81789570
Same but only when I'm not fucking her in the arse.

>>81789620
should start wearing shorts lad, really helps in the warm weather

But what colour is your wife?

>>81789630
I've got them linen trousers instead

>>81789620
I usually don't either, but decided to go crazy today and pop them on.

What were you doing this morning dollymong? Seems like you only graced us with your presence in the last couple of hours.

wollocks stink, need to take a shower ASAP

>>81789638
same here lad, was thinking of washing my tackle in the sink

>>81789637
You've been here the whole day? Grim.

bit hot out innit

>>81789647
No let's hear it. What were you doing to stop you fulfilling your normal 16 hour routine?

All of philosophy breaks down if you just keep asking the question 'but how do you know that?'.

It's a waste of time, just live your life.

>>81789637
Dollymong announced he had the day off work this morning.

>>81789671
>All of philosophy breaks down if you just keep asking the question 'but how do you know that?'.
but how do you know that?

>>81789112 (OP)
to be fair bro pumped 10 push ups like it was nothing, not bad for his age and he could probably do more if his workout regimen wasn't so ad-hoc

>>81789638
Don't forget to iron them after, don't want wrinkly balls.
>>81789651
That's a cool device.
25c in the house here, don't know about outside, I should have taken the thermostat with me when I went to the shop.

gonna be warmer tomorrow, hope it kills us all

>>81789688
>That's a cool device.
I have one too, lad, it's called a phone.

>>81789672
He never talks about his private life. Probably because there's nothing to speak of outside of /britfeel/. I've asked him many times.

Incels deserve to be killed by the state. They benefit nobody anywhere and actively harm massive numbers of people in a huge variety of ways, both big and small, every single year.

>>81789638
Wollocks status: washed.

>>81789710
Nope, it's called a thingy
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Digital-Outdoor-Thermo-hygrometer-Temperature-Humidity/dp/B013HMFLF6
Quite cheap as well, might get 1 next bennies day.

airing out my holes

>>81789713
It's clear from the sheer amount of time he spends here his personal life is empty. Work and /britfeel/ is all he has.

I gave bird box another chance, it's still annoying, but also quite interesting.

found eva6's tiktok

>>81789780
Ok, that's a breddy good mp4, maybe tikthot int too bad.

stop wanking people

>>81789810
I only wank myself, not others.

>>81789780
fucks sake eva does your mum know about this?

>>81789780
Imagine you went to school with her and found this, you'd wank your little cock clean off.

>Police arrested father of rape gang victim trying to rescue her from being kidnapped, drugged, tortured and raped by muslim rape gang
>Arrested WITHOUT CHARGE
>He is held for a few hours and let go
>Following wave of support in resurgence of rape gang scandal he files complaint
>Police caught literally making up entire fake charge sheet to get complaint dismissed

Enough. Fucking ENOUGH. These people need to fucking hang. They need to be executed publicly for what they've done and keep doing to this day. These are sick, evil, twisted non-people that the world will be enormously better off without.

>>81789685
Those weren't proper push-ups. Look how far out his arms are

>>81789827
Decent bird in my year had an OF but deleted it couple of years ago when she got a man with money.
Always meant to sign up just to scrape and archive everything, never did and now they're all consigned to history.
Sad times

Rape gangs? Never heard of 'em mate, did they play Glastonbury?

>>81789842
NTA but, does it all get deleted? Check her name on coomer dot party.

>>81789842
Yeah that's the sad thing, she's only doing that for money. She's not just being a whore because she's horny. It's all about cash. Sad really.

>>81789842
Try coomer party of simpcity lad

cant find rape gangs on Spotify lad are they quite new?

why dont you do something with that anger other than posting about it in a neet thread on 4chan? seems like you dont care that much really

so many sweaty hot women out with damp arseholes and pits and soles

>>81789858
Believe me I've tried absolutely everything. I've tineye'd all the archived stuff she had on her social accounts promoting it, i've checked enough russian leak archive sites that GCHQ probably have a nonce van ready at this point. Searched all her handles on every search engine I can manage.
Found a bunch of softcore stuff, but she was a tart and posted that on her actual socials anyway. The proper stuff's gone for good.

>>81789871
I think 1Xtra did a piece on them.

Right I'm off to the shop to get some chocolate and dinner bits. Anyone want anything?

Should I get some chocolate digestives?

34 in Worcestershire

terrible terrible news lads

Shed seven have split up x

>>81789899
Corrr rape gangs all over the place these days!

>>81789900
you ARE joking?

>>81789898
Magnums
Keep them out the sun though. Wrap them in a jumper.

>>81789900
not shed seven! i have never heard of them

1 pint in only
Yeah I'm 1 pint in only guys
A-are you having a drink guys?
What you drinking?
Nice cold lager?
Cold Guinness?
Cider?
Cold white wine?
Chardonnay?
G&T?

>>81789909
They were previously know as 'Rape Gangs'

>>81789898
>Anyone want anything?
Grab a cartmel sticky toffee pudding please.
Treat yourself to the biscuits lad.

>>81789913
Soviet Blonk

Another new line of credit for seasideMARK 700 pound for a new electric bike it lush. Fish and chips on frideee it lush.

Found Shippy's Imagefap account, lads:

https://www.imagefap.com/profile/BigBlackCockAddiction

>>81789898
Special Brew

Visiting the parents for a few days. Just found out that dinner tonight will be 'leek pie'... so fucking grim...

>>81789913
Might get some drinks in, I fancy something different like a faggot IPA drink or something

>>81789946
Webab wrap on the way home my lid

>gf says she wants us to put more effort into building the mood, make it spontaneous, exciting, teasing etc. whatever
>send her a sexy text five hours ago
>been on read for three straight hours
>no response

Welp, literally never ever doing that again that's for sure.

>>81789952
Paid 6.90 for this crafty beer slop

Guys is this true? Bloody hell.

>>81789780
Life is simply not fair. Why can't I have this. Why can't I have sex with this woman. Fuck it all.

>>81789965
What was the sexy text?

>>81789913
I'm on the big Paulaners this arvnin
Will be once im back from cage anyway

>>81789978
>so that he can humiliate and defile their body

>>81789965
>been on read for three straight hours
Maybe she doesn't think your texts asking her to be your fartpig is sexy enough.

Seriously though, when women say that, they have no idea what they even mean. It's probably some wank from a romcom/romance novel she read.

>>81789965
women have zero clue lad just be dominant dont second guess just shove it down her gob

>>81789978
Why did God give the powers of human possession to a race of beings he punished for being evil?

Must. Resist. Urge. To. Wank.

>>81790018
Wouldn't mind punching Alizee and choking her and putting a sprog in her.

>>81790064
>and putting a sprog in her.

Bird box brought tears to my eyes, holy fugg.

>>81790078
Formulaic cashgrabs that would've never been seen by anyone were it not for their disproportionate marketing budgets also deeply upset me anon

Thought "bird box" was what northern lads called vaginas.

>>81789965
>he doesn't know
said in an original way

>>81789965
If she hasn't given you a sprog within 2 years (and really that's pushing it) just dump her, no need to put up with all this putting effort in bullshit

>girlfriend said she wants us to be more spontaneous
>during sex I chewed up a mini mars bar and spat it in her face
>now she wants to leave me
can't win with these cunts

It's starting again isn't it
The sprog nonsense

Had 3 wanks today fuckinnnn ell I feel like a teenager again.

>>81790143
>The sprog nonsense

>>81790093
Nah, just the soppy part when she realised she loved the kids.
Fugg sake, I'm off again when she names the kids.
The bit with driving a car just following sat nav, and 40 fucking hours on a river blindfolded just plodding along no worries. Utter bollocks.
>>81790102
Nah it's a car full of lasses.

>>81790147
They benefit from high birthrates ya fuckin
More entrants to the scheme

>>81790153
>high birthrates

Spam mong is back then

I for one welcome 1000s of Muslim refugees every day and present to them a fine array of child wives of their choice!

>girlfriend said she wants us to be more spontaneous
>turn the lights off, black out the windows, put on balaclava and all black clothing
>wait until she comes home
>she's confused "umm, hello?... anon?..."
>immediately grab her from behind
>punch her eyes to make it harder for her to see with the swelling
>drag her up to the bed, she's screaming
>rip her clothes off
>pull my pants down
>she thinks she knows what's going to happen and starts screaming even louder, begging me to stop, dumb bitch
>grab her face and shove it right into my hairy arse
>let loose the biggest fucking satanic ripper of a fart ever produce by a mortal man
>lasts a solid twenty seconds of pure gaseous fucking death pumped directly into her nostrils
>feel flecks of wet, spattery shite right at the tail end, oopsie tee hee
>let her go, pull my mask off "SURPRISE!"
>she's looking at me traumatised, face covered in little shit flecks, nobody says anything for a few seconds
>she vomits her lunch up out of nowhere and starts bawling her eyes out
>"haha, yeah... I'll give you a few minutes to get over the surprise, come see me downstairs when you're ready, also did you pick up something for dinner?"
>she calls the police
dumb bitch

I will now occupy my time by watching the film, Black mirror Bandersnatch.

Did they relax the avatarfagging rules?

>>81790202
Hot. Reminds me of that one Aria Alexander video (minus the farting).

>>81790207
Fackin ell
You're making me remember when I had friends and that

>>81790210
Someone made a post specifically about alizee being pregnant, do you not think an image in reponse to that is a 'reaction' image rather than an 'avatar'

Punching a pregnant Alizee hard in the stomach until she throws up.

>>81789946
leek pie is lovely

>>81790210
No I don't think they did lad...

>>81789913
Had a Pilsner Urquell on the garden not long ago. That'll be it for me today. Cutting it right down.

>>81790243
I can't see any avatar posts in this thread.

Just released another spider into the wild. That's ~15 in the last week or so.
>>81790219
Did you see it? I read a bit about it, and how there are different endings.

>>81790294
Do you live in a cave or something. I've not seen one for months

>>81790290
Bossman will have the final say, oh aye.

Might open this passionfruit WKD. Not to get drunk just cause it nice. Only 700ml, innit?

>>81790304
Impersonator never gets banned for avatarfagging

>>81790301
I might as well. I've been lax with the housework this past 9 months. The house needs a good going over with a feather duster.

Funny that Helper never gets banned for the racist nazi stuff but as soon as he posts a selfie it's over.

>>81790335
>4chan
>get banned for racist nazi stuff

>>81790352
I've got banned for it plenty of times on r9k. No trolling outside of b or whatever the fuck.

>>81790371
Maybe the jannies just don't like you because you're a faggot. I get away with racism all the time

Paki wog kike pajeet

go on report me, see what happens

thread has slowed to a crawl

>>81790451
Teatime, is why, methinks.

>>81790451
The wagies are going home to have dinner and sex with their wives and gfs, lad. Everyone knows the bulk of posters here are normies and failed normies phoneposting from work.

Any weekend plans lads? I'm going to try to record as many drunk girls on Tiktok as possible

Massive and I mean fucking massive bumble bee just flew in the living room. The room is going to be a write off for the rest of the day now

>>81790488
Best put in a request with the council to transfer to another council flat, lad. Not fit for human occupation now.

>>81790488
Try and usher it towards an open window. Or gently trap it in a glass and set it free. Good job it's not a wasp, they're buggers. Luckily, bees aren't as aggressive as wasps.

Grown man. Insect 1/5000th his body weight flies though open window. He's stumped. What can he do?

>>81790488
bumble bees are nice

>>81790547
YOOOOOOOOO THIS GUY WANTS TO FUCK A BUMBLE BEE LMAAAAAOOOOOOO

>>81789638
>>81789730
i was literally going to make a similar post but took a shower, proper smelled me wollocks but now its minty fresh

>>81790480
>and sex with their wives and gfs
In this heat? Not a chance

on that elvis grind

*blasts this through the thread discman thats connected to tinny little speakers*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNAr5tzZxdk

>>81790651
I always used to think of SCEA when I heard this song

https://youtu.be/_PBy3Lwi4Lo?si=lCcSJC0zl6Rp01N5

only the 4 pint cans and a tall boy desperado 4 me my leeeeeeds x

Just ate a steak

Need SCEA to teach us all how to set out a tower crane line and level

Janny wasn't happy with me

>>81790697
that's mental. I've used racist terms loads. Maybe it's because it was a bunch of them together out of context or something rather than just talking about how wogs are a scourge

Will he shitposting on INT BRIT and here whilst playing CHOONZ and shitposting lmao miss my sound lads CMBYNAme lad and Angela lad and lollers lad my mates de lads my bloody friends I love x

I've done my own analysis. And I simply don't agree with many of the lads here. I think Shippy is a rock solid hard case. And so - no doubt - do many of the people he encounters on a daily basis.

Youtube has a giant Japanese Doomer community. Channel after channel of lonely blokes whinging about their life and how pointless everything is and working 50 hours a day. Us rotmaxxing britfeelers could learn a lot from them

>>81790480
What's the difference between a normie and a failed normie?

life is peachy

>>81790718
alright my fren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1g5tVGZhfk
does angela lad still post here?

Imagine being 33 and still being on minimum wage. Proper depressing.

>>81790750
50 hours a day seems a bit steep desu

>>81790764
What is it? I know it's food.

>>81790713
Just depends if the mong that reports it is here

>>81790795
It does, but the Japs don't mess around with this kinda thing. They take doomposting seriously

>>81788040
Major synchronicity shppylad. I cnt explain it bc am only awake 5 minutes nd ave got to get sum stuff done before its dark today.but that's mad. This thread is something else spmetime.s man, in that fred with the Millport thing too. cheers
>HHVHK

>>81790764
Good album that is. Oh aye.

>>81790811
l'm always here

>>81790794
I think 33 was maybe the year I hit six figures.

>>81790831
Why do you type like that lad? Is it a time saving thing?

>>81788055
For ur concert was it good ? Last time i was at something like that it gave me tinnitus thar lasted a few days. Regret that now

imagine a million japanese ruthmongs phwoar
>poricu batter me

>>81790876
Codeine status, crossy?

>>81790857
Crossy can type however he likes de lad

Been feeling depressed about the 4chan ban, why do they want to take everything away from us, browsing 4chan is my right in life

>>81790787
ah my fren. when I feel sad during my day at work and I get to lunch. I listen to Dreams cranberries and it makes everything all okay for a few minutes x

>Angela lad

no lad havent spoken to him in forever but I still like to think he might check in and see I still hope he is happy and healthy. reckon he is all sober now and smashing some goth gf instead of chatting with us mongs x

https://youtu.be/BjOfFBjsb-U?si=Y-cZHYxnZOYUX9Kp

28c inside

>>81790912
Indeed lad, butt that wasn't my question

>>81790892
Got out of bed n necked 120mg. I woke up at quarter past 6 there nd ave got some wee chores to do so i need energy.

>>81790921
No AC? 18 degrees in my room currently

>>81790919
I know me too. I didnt gave a shit thar much then it hit me.how sad it would be nd now Am too sad to even think ahout it so I pretend it's not happening

Fanberg doing it's thing

>>81790948
I have good news for you lad. It literally isn't happening.

>>81790953
mate have you seen mark recently? looks like a cave troll?

>>81790919
You shouldn't be so reliant on britfeel de lid

britfeel will be here lads dont fret <3

>>81790979
He has ballooned but he has a plan to get fit with his electric bike

>>81790977
>It literally isn't happening
Mong

>>81790888
Checked.
Very nice numberu.

Madlad SSM bought a bike lmao

https://youtu.be/5XzDDRZo7CY?si=JbS1-aJJ1QtEZ0xCM

Satans arsehole in me room but gunna drink and choons regardless x

Should be getting cooler from Monday onwards dee lats

corr Rs dad on bbc news today.

>>81790876
Get some Loops Experience for if you go to any more live events they are a game changer for me. No ringing at all after a concert.

Why's R's dad so fucking greedy? VAT cuts? He's raking it in.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg8llxmnx7o

>>81790977
Id like to beluve that just got a bad feeling

I bet your dad wouldn't be on the front page of bbc news would he now? Nah didn't think so. Your dad is a chump making peanuts.

>>81790920
>ah my fren. when I feel sad during my day at work and I get to lunch. I listen to Dreams cranberries and it makes everything all okay for a few minutes x
one of my pick me up songs, always think of chungking and puts a smile on my face

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yKNxeF4KMsY

Cool air flowin' oh aye

>>81789208
Me nd wxkld are derry girls

SSM got a bicyle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2fTbSb4TFU

Fat man on a bicycle

>>81791041
Am not sure if i ever will,altho id like to,jst don't know,but cheers

>>81791086
thank you for sharing it with me lad. Make ale think of you and makes me feel less alone in grim world.

how you handling this HEAT cause it too hot x

Shippy do you have a bicycle?

He will be fit in no time

Watching the AB and DJE collab. Bunch of immigrant security mongs at the gate as usual.

>>81791116
I don't think I do, I certainly haven't ridden one for about 15 years, maybe longer

>>81791149
Just watched Charles Veitch and bloated DJE was lurking in the background

>>81791115
was alright with the heat until about 2 hrs ago then it suddenly got v hot in the house. heat makes me a right proper coomer though. think i'll hibernate for 3 weeks

Like does her dad mention how much he gets from his pubs? Nope. They just want to pay as little tax as possible. Always going on the news her dad. It fucking wrong people don't pay their fair share of taxes.

>>81791168
Fucking hell you've been in /britfeel/ since 6am

>>81791178
Those things cost like 2 quid to make. Am I meant to be jealous? Veitch is a violent convicted woman beater and I bet he gets his youtube rewards too. It's not right.

>>81791149
>>81791178
Such diabolically dogshit content. British men have the worst taste in media in the world.

>>81791181
lmao have you just been wanking this afternoon lad? X

>Malvern
>35c
Think I'll give it a miss

>>81791212
I honestly don't understand how someone can watch an hour of some men having a chat through a gate with paki security men. Auditing channels are getting so dull.

>>81791212
I quite enjoyed this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYybuTW3z5s

OH MY DAYS
AC has brought room temperature down another degree and now it's 17c in my boxroom. Fucking brilliant, got my blanket on x

>>81791108
Well in that case I would recommend one of the other Loops for noise blocking when out and about they are great. You're same as me with noise sensitivity I think?

Bet she has like 50k points on her mcslop app.

>>81791207
Have I? Fairly sure I woke up at about 8am and was just lying in bed for hours. Been ill today so I probably have been here most of it

>>81791257
She should get a bike and start being healthy like SSM.

>>81791266
SSM should pay lots of tax like R's dad. Lazy drunken dosser.

>>81791004
>Noo it true I red it on /britfeel/ also teh J00z blocked kiwi farms too!
Lol
>>81791074
Honestly don't worry about it lad, literally not happening

>>81791237
Maybe it's men projecting their impotent fantasies because they're too spineless to do it themselves.
>Haha those wogs got corrected on the law, go auditor

>>81791277
>dosser
Glass houses lad

>>81791283
They've blocked loads of sites already

>>81791292
I'm sorry to hear you're mentally retarded, lad. Hope you're on good bennies at least.

>>81791283
Sorry lad but your little incel community is getting blocked. But you keep coping.

>>81791304
Yep and we're all about to be drafted to the army soon too. Every news article that you half read and 20% understood is definitely coming true.

They won't dare block 4chan. That would be war.

i dunno what to wear to go to this local gig as in which autism jean with which incel t shirt

>>81791325
No band shirts lad?

>>81791324
It's happening lad. Probably won't be until next year though.

>>81791239
Meeting an actual monk is pretty interesting. You don't see that much anymore. All the rest of the "le decaying britain" is old hat now though

>>81791339
It won't be happening next year or ever. It'll never get to court. Even if it did get to a court, no judge would ever grant it. Only mongs believe this.

sniff that you fucking virgins x

>>81791333
this is what I meant by incel t shirt, just dunno which band t shirt

>>81791350
You are a virgin too (the shemale escort you shagged doesn't count btw)

>>81791286
Mental illness is a genuine reason to claim bennies.

I don't want to be like this anymore

>>81791362
You don't claim bennies though

>>81791350
Toenails should be short. Lower, or just about lower, than the tip of the toe. There's no need for them to be long. Fingernails are a bit longer than the tip of the finger, as it is handy for thing (labels, sellotape etc).

I miss my vapes. "Wempted" to relapsemaxx. I go 4 a walk nd see how I feel later.

Stinky mong without shoes will shit up the thread now with the same old posts for the next 10 hours

I have an erection but I'm not going to wank it.

>>81791362
Go outside. Go for a long walk. Your mental illness will soon go away.

>>81791389
I wish I could. It's hard.

>>81791417
>Go for a long walk
He can't, he doesn't have any shoes

>>81791412
My lad x
Nofap all the way

>>81791412
>I have an erection
Proof?

>>81791417
No point. That would get boring and depressing after a while. People have a purpose to go outside.

>>81791418
Everything is hard when you don't ever try. This is the story of your miserable life.

Wonder what R is drinking tonight? It's definitely an alcohol day/weekend for her...especially with this lovely weather.

A shoeless man

>>81791435
>Proof?
open your mouth lad

Me n shppy is driving to see ailsa craig lighthouse nd got 'honey to the b" playing in the car.

>>81791380
Hot?
>>81791405
You're doing well lad. Proper impressed with you. I've dropped from 20mg to 10mg, and going to drop to 5mg soon. I do hit it hard at times, fill my 2ml pod 2 or 3 times a day.

>>81791472
Probably the best looking I've ever seen her here, like brunettes though. She's still got that odd phenotype

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtT4MWzohRY

Billie Piper being overtake by Sargon as the most famous person from Swindon in 2027

>>81791518
>>81791533
She is 17 there

>TUNES ON
>WINDOW OPEN
>FEET TWITTER OPEN
>BRITFEEL SHITPOSTING X

>>81791544
They don't call Shippy 'Shippo the Glitto' for nothing lad

>>81791518
Yeah she has a weird face but am into that, it simian

>>81791486
Thank u,i would recommend the book i mentioned,It should be easy to pirate,I might have pdf somewhere

Honey 2 the bee thats u 4 me

>>81791544
Didn't she have a creepy relationship with Evans back then? Never liked him desu.

>>81791572
I'll have a look. Can't remember the name. I have a couple about quitting but never read them.

it's mad to think that the only things stopping me from murdering are a lack of a motive and the fear of consequences.
if those were inverted, and i also had the ability, oh boy.

>>81791544
>She is 17 there
yeah, and?

>>81791606
Yeah, proper chad aint he

>>81791623
i reckon most people have the ability to murder. It's in our dna to want to obliterate our enemies. It's weird how the bible says this is somehow not a good thing.

Irish lads burning a boat wog effigy lmfao. Utterly based.

>>81791621
Its this 1.It worked for me neway.

DICK SUCKING LIPS X

>>81791662
That specky buck toothed arse pounder writing self help books now?

Hope you lads doing alright there.

I'm checking out the local tetas in Malaga.

>>81791544
she was a teen pop sensation. that was kind of her thing lad.

Shippy and Crossy discussing children

>>81791681
Lol no its a different guy

>>81791675
outside-anon, i assume everything in the background of your photos is the result of some kind of scene you have caused.

>>81791695
Nothing wrong with two 30 something incels chatting about kids.

Songnotrel to replies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4rZE_J1beA
>>81791662
Thanks, I'll check it out, see what I can find.
>>81791681
I thought that, but not the same way, I just thought "him off the telly?"

34.7c was the peak today, this is a new date record for July 11th

For me? It's a young Mandy Moore. Oh aye. xxx

Got a job interview for a night porter gig in a hotel lads. Wish me luck. Any advice is welcome as I've never had a proper job interview before.

My room faces North West, so its ridiculously hot in the late afternoons. Put up some kitchen foil on the outside of the windows.

>>81791723
tell them you like to steal guest panties and dildos x

I actually enjoy the comedy of Alan Carr for some reason. I like he's not afraid to take the piss out of himself. Remember his show with Justin Lee Collins years ago. He disappeared quick after abusing his wife, eh?

i remember when EVERY little library in the country had those Paul McKenna books

i'm an addict and i don't understand how a book is meant to hypnotise me, frankly. might as well enjoy life and head to the Mills & Boon shelves instead.

Had a dream I met Eva and Crossy IRL. We went to the Spoons in Glasgow and at some point they fused together and became one person. Then HHL came in in a Nazi uniform and put us in a big net like the child catcher. Woke up then.

>>81791728
get yourself a cheap fan on wamazon

garn say these lagers are all carbs for tomorrows leg day x

>>81791733
i always thought he was a bit cruel. and yeah he's gay and cheeky, still a bit cruel. can't even go, 'oh well at least he's witty, too,' because i never got that either.

Graham Norton > him. and early Graham Norton stuff was edgier, him going around sex shops in Japan and that. definitely knows how to FACILITATE a chat show, Dick Cavett style.

>>81791741
For me it's the shelf with all the Western books. Love those and they're all quite short usually too. Basically the male slop version of Mills and Boon.

>>81789780
looks like me but sadly no lol

>>81791771
Norton's original show on Channel 4 was good I remember he had a load of lads flashing their willies under their kilts.

>>81791733
I liked JLC. Seemed like a great dad too. His wife was probably just an annoying bitch as they so often are

>>81791758
can someone with AI skillz please illustrate this one?

>>81791783
doubt you are that attractive desu otherwise you would not have ended up here

>>81791783
If you actually look like that then what are you doing here? You're fit as fuck. Go out there and start shagging and having fun.

I have to get in 9 hours for work x

>>81791792
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytDCab8ZoIM
Think you might be gay lad

Bet eva is fat with tattoos.

>>81791808
i said look like, shes more attractive than me,
however the reason im not "shagging and having fun" is the same reason shes recording nude tiktoks in her room

>>81791783
>looks lke me
body wise?

>>81791783
are you not faceblind? (not the same anon who 'accused' you of NOT being autistic.)

>>81789780
took me a while to realise they do that bouncing-in-place thing because it's meant to be like a character in a JRPG.

>>81791823
Which reason is that then?

>>81791795
I remember the one where he trained to be a clown and thinking it was alright. Wonder if him and Carr are still mates.

>>81791835
I liked his show where he would learn a new skill and try to compete after like 6 weeks or so. On youtube, one of his kids replied in some of the videos of those talking about how he's a great dad and very happy now.

>>81791829
yes, the bodies are similar but idk if you can see her ribs but my ribs are very visible
>>81791834
mental illness

>>81791823
What reason is that then? I bet she's shagging loads of lads.

>>81791844
>mental illness
But she is in her room posting fun tiktoks. Nothing out of the ordinary

>>81791823
>the same reason shes recording nude tiktoks in her room
not sure i get you here.

>>81791844
you are too skinny!! eat more food

>>81791844
>my ribs are very visible
not good, lass. eat more

>>81791854
whilst nudely advertising herself as a commodity
it is wrong and it brings down the rest of us

Is Eva on TikTok?

Shippy's ribs aren't visible

>>81791843
>he would learn a new skill and try to compete after like 6 weeks or so.
anyone remember Moment of Truth? Cilla Black thing.
just vaguely remember one where the family's dad had to learn all 150 Pokemon in order. wasn't juggling or something, just some bloke going "Bulbasaur. Ivysaur. Venusaur."

>>81791882
>eat more
And get fat? Bad advice

Stay skinny Eva lass x

Playing Eva's ribs with my cock like a xylophone.

Anyone feel as though their entire life in this country has been but a half-life? A life on hold for as long as they remember? So many lost years. So much time we will never get back. All we can do is move forward and do what we can for ourselves.

I'm drunk sorry if this is too heavy I guess

encouraging eva6 to eat healthily by cooking together.

>>81791908
spat my iced tea out at this post

>>81791904
That show was like peak 90s slop. Always had a bunch of boring "memorize all the train lines" stuff, and then some sporty one like throwing a basketball etc

>>81791923
i'm waiting for a tramadol to kick in, so arguably sober, but yeah that's a nice way of putting it.

i know we probably aren't representative and anyone born in the last 100 years almost definitely has that "going from 12 to 16 was a big deal, going from 25 to 30 was fuck all" feeling. but still. SOMETHING has changed, i reckon.

>>81791933
My ex used to say she'd spent her whole adult life waiting for her adult life to start. Something definitely changed, between 9/11 and Austerity. My generation grew up at the tail end of something and we didn't know til it was arguably too late.

>>81791904
I was outside a pub the other day and I could hear them doing a pub quiz, it was about Pokemon, stuck me as a bit odd desu

>>81791961
Sorry meant for >>81791938
my bad

Eva6 says jump, britfeel says how high

Anyone remember a home makeover show where they let the kids design it? Remember one where there was a fucking slide going from the bedroom to the kitchen and an entire room was converted to a bouncy house.

what is this feel??

my ex used to say she was waiting for her adult life to start, too. sadly, the police got involved.

>>81792042
corr lucky girl x

>>81792042
Why do people like to watch white women be fucked by a gang of black men? I could never get into it. White or Asian only for me.

>>81792042
I'd imagine she struggled to walk and sit down comfortably for a couple of days but the sight of her bank account made it bearable

>>81792042
thought that lad's hand up his top was some kind of abdomen-penis on the guy next top him.

>>81791961
I'm still waiting for my peep show life to start

It that time again

>>81792079
>>81792079