Vidya edition, see us what yer playing on.

Just relapsed and made a new goon account on twitter fml

>>81823615 (OP)
im trying to play thunder brigade but my small brain cant work out how to get it to run (its very old)

>>81823626
Lmao delete that shite, it's a new start, a fresh start. I'm on day 4 nofap and my bollocks is radiating RN.

Barely working, looking at locations from Ass Creed 2 on Google Maps instead. Monteriggioni corrrr.

Literally every single line applies to Shippy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anlghGgWuAs

This is the video that broke him. Every time it's posted or mentioned he throws a massive wobbly melty and seethers for hours. Kinda funny that this was the final straw for him.

>>81823645
Have you ever been abroad? Where?

>>81823654
i see and is this shippy in the room with us now?

>>81823654
>Literally every single line applies to Shippy.
Shippy doesn't drink or use drugs

>>81823655
Only really been to Med countries. Sadly not Italy but it's lush. I'm scared of flying so I don't go anywhere anymore.

>>81823615 (OP)
Phwoar Lemmings was one of the first games I ever played. Had it on a floppy disk.

>>81823654
Brilliant, I agree with Bob x

Friendly reminder that Shippy is a paedophile #2

Known Shippy filenames (He's abandoned most of these now). Look for yourself, make up your own mind.
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/17j7na.jpg/
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/The%20Cross.jpg/
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/1503546136_1503523206361.jpg/
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/Banbury_816b9b82-aa8d-4c76-94c4-2ca5db424eaf_1024x1024.jpg/


gimmicks
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/modi.png/
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>lord lucan
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OHMSS-WESTMINSTER.jpg


notable posts
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53587604/#q53589338
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53541263/#q53541339
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53395245/#q53396648
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53228356/#q53229218
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/52932452/#q52934732


The most worrying post is this one
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53076118/#q53080524
>Eventually after about 2 hours of frantic searching I found a picture of her at her 28th birthday. Crisis averted
Anyone else think it's odd that it took 2 hours to find a) find a picture on instagram b) figure out how old someone is any other way
Anyone else think maybe he just added that bit at the end and he is actually a nonce who literally raped a school girl


And this one is concerning, it's just the one word
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53292729/#q53297065
>16 would probably be the lowest I'd go
>probably

>>81823674
nothing wrong with liking hebe girls mate

>>81823634
I'm just playing a survival game, but playing it with a fren, and he's offline, and my inventory is full and the bag I'm carrying has crucial items, and is full, and I need him to help get stuff for a base, so currently I'm waiting for some food to cook.
>>81823668
It wasn't my first, but it was an early game for me. Can't remember if it was a disk or tape that sounds like a fax machine.

185k EUR for a fuck off house in the Italian countryside. it might not be for you, but it will certainly be for me.

>>81823702
link de lad?

>>81823665
me? not scared of flying just dont like it, simple as

>>81823574
>>81823591
>>81823616
I think the Online Safety Act means that adult websites will need to do age verification for British users. I think the big porn sites plan to do that. But 4chan can't be arsed to build such a solution just for Brits, so 4chan probably won't be accessible to Brits after 25th of July.
>real tyrannical shit to stop us looking at what websites we want to in the name of le children
Let's be honest though, 4chan is fucking dire and probably shouldn't even exist. I guess I come here out of boredom but I'd probably be better off if I never came here at all.

>>81823715
i like britfeel and enjoy chatting shite on here.

Need a new job need a new job.

>>81823714
It is just like being in a louder and colder train. But it not womfy being so high up.

>>81823558
just changed the pads lad. took the pic before to remember which way the spring goes

need to stop listening to downbeat music

need to stop wanking

>>81823715
No, 4chan is really quite expansive and has far more niche, hobbyist/enthusiast content on it than anything that could remotely be considered 'offensive' or whatever the fuck vague nonsense the government uses to legally challenge people they don't like. Really the government should have no grounds to stop regular people going about their business and having fun on imageboards. It's genuinely tyrannical.

i downloaded detroit become human

>>81823742
Now download LA: become pornstarlet. And by download I mean go and do it IRL.

>>81823715
>but I'd probably be better off if I never came here at all.
Not him but, you'd find somewhere else to waste your time. We all would, and will, whether it's a different site, or a pass for on here. It's hit at times, the ragebait and racebait spam is annoying, but I still love it here.
>>81823730
This puts a smile on my face.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGMabBGydC0

>>81823727
need to do the rear brakes on muh HAWG and i simply cannot be arsed

taking the rear wheel off a motorcycle is a pain in the fucking arse

>>81823736
4chan is honestly no different to reddit. reddit has tons of porn sub. probably has a loli sub too

>>81823715
Really speedrunning Bolshevism 2.0 here

just sort of gave up on everything, lack of self confidence maybe

couldn't they just split it into 4chan and 4channel like they did before, or at least give us 4channel as an optional domain for UK users

>>81823759
i dont think they care about british users enough for that, were only a small slice of the user base

just realised i have no breakfast
fuck sake. cant be arsed to go to the shop either

>>81823789
not even bread for toast?

>>81823797
not even. just going to have a coffee and a satsuma

Phwoar nice breezeberg out today. Dare I say it's rather pleasant out

i wonder what dying in an explosion is like. do you notice the explosion before you die? is it instant?

>>81823834
>Dare I say it's rather pleasant out
same here. i will be going out today as i dont want to get fused to my chair

>>81823725
>Need a new job need a new job.

Onlyfans

chika could work as a concierge in a fancy hotel in london, fulfilling every wish of the guests

>>81823727
Classic pad slap. No pulsing or vibration?

>>81823876
I'd stay in that hotel, oh aye

>>81823750
If your bike has a centre stand put it on the centre stand. Get two bricks and place them under the centre stand, your bike is now higher and more easy to do work on the back wheel.

id let chika fulfil my wishs if you know what i mean ;)

>>81823789
No sense in entertaining hypotheticals then, carry on lad.

>>81823876
Febreze on tap

>>81823742
ai faggot

>>81823894
Very noncey this picture you attached to your post

>>81823897
>id let chika fulfiI my wishs if you know what i mean ;)

On like day 4 of an unplanned nofap due to no libido and had a dream with a spunking cock in it, what does it al mean

>>81823894
cheers lid, side stand only sadly, buddy has a bike jack so i will tackle this (for the 4th time) again today and pray to fucking christ its fixed

Ordering rear shoes only for them to arrive with the wrong springs or no springs, sellers being right knob heads when it comes to returns etc

All round a fucking nightmare tbqh

What are your secret political opinions that are considered disgusting in polite society?

Here are mine:
People on long term benefits should have the option of being sterilised in return for more benefits. These people should not be having kids.

Badly behaved kids in school should just be sent home immediately and parents should have a visit from the police. Parents should be charged a fine for kids bad behaviour. The shit is ruining British education and all we need is for parents to fucking actually parent their kids.

Prisoners should work in prison to make cheap goods. If they do not want to work they should be put in solitary confinement.

Free speech except for those who promote terrorism or murder.

>>81823935
You should get a fleshlight mate

Lots of pregnant women where i work

Chika farting up a storm after bum sex with old men. Not right.

>>81823959
Weird thing to be thinking and posting about really isn't it?

>>81823947
I've been a busy man.

might go back to bed cant be fucking arsed

>>81823938
>People on long term benefits should have the option of being sterilised in return for more benefits. These people should not be having kids.
I've been on bennies long term, and made the decision to be volcel ~20 years ago. Can I get my monies backdated?
Parents should be held responsible for their children's safety, whether IRL or online.
>Free speech except for those who promote terrorism or murder.
That's heavily monitored speech, not free speech.

>>81823970
Are you the taxi driver that has been taking all these preggo's to anon's workplace?

>>81823936
Drum brakes are a nightmare mate, I hope it's an easy replace for you this time, keep any old springs that look ok for emergencies. Has she got drum brakes front and back or just rear wheel?

>>81823938
Britain should rejoin the EU in order to boost our economy, create more jobs, and generate more tax revenues to pay for public services.

>>81823990
front and back lid (i no longer fear death)

i could get a disc front end but all in its gonna cost around 300 quid and its only a 125, dual drums are more than enough for the riding i do

>>81823996
Never should've left mate

>>81823742
hi eva. are you less stressy today

>>81824026
i suppose so, i felt quite tense

>>81824048
well you know what to do when you feel tense

>>81824006
Front and rear drum brakes in the rain..... You 'ard bastid hahaha.
300 bong is a bit much, you could probably get a front end off another bike, wheel, forks and yokes for cheaper.
Let us know how you get on with the pad swap mate. Take it easy!

Having some chicken curry rice and chips aren't I. It Mondays x

>>81824074
Oh fuck off mate go back to int

>well you know what to do when you feel tens

Wife texts me out of nowhere while I'm at work. Says she doesn't want to 'do anything' tonight. Ummm... okay?

No reason given, no sorry, no I'll make it up to you or anything. The fuck? Why do women do this shit?

>>81824136
It's over, divorce imminent

Heard the price of BTC is going up, so thought I'd do some mining.

>>81824136
What does she do instead? Does that mean no cooking, cleaning or fucking she just sits on her fat ass and watches netflix or browses tiktok?

>>81824096
Which britfeel personality is this supposed to be?

>>81824183
>she just sits on her fat ass and watches netflix or browses tiktok
Nothing wrong with that imo

>>81824015
We can't change the past though, but we can change things now.

>>81824136
I assume she's having a bad day or is tired or whatever. Surely you should know things like this since you're married.

>>81824136
It's probably your anniversary that you've forgotten about

>fambergs laptop fucking around
>Unable to detect boot device
>"the hard drive is probably dead"
>ANON DONT SAY THAT REEE
>THANKS FOR THE HELP I SUPPOSE
>DONT JUST SAY ITS FUCKED, ONLY ASKING FOR HELP BLAH BLAH BLAH
>"did you back anything up?"
>"Nooooo *starts crying*"

I cant be fucking arsed with this lids

Everytime i get 2seconds off toilberg some shit happens and its now my fucking problem for some reason

Now comes hours of googling problems out of sheer desperation and being asked "will that fix it???"

I DONT FUCKING KNOW, I really dont give a fuck either tbqh, when its me having issues or problems its "shut up anon stop making so much fucking noise"

>>81824280
Take the hard drive out. Connect it to another PC using one of them HDD readers. See if it's readable. It it does work do a quick search for nudes and porn and then return it to them.

>>81824280
Kek. If there was anything important they should have backed it up. Documents and photos especially no reason not to have them on the cloud nowadays. Idiots.

>>81823715
>so 4chan probably won't be accessible to Brits after 25th of July.

Genuinely can't believe that mongoloids are still posting this utter bollocks. No surprises that it's a "this site is dire but I spend all my time here" mong too.

https://streamable.com/8d7nq8

>>81824322
>just upload all your private photos to a corporation's servers bruh

literally never taken a picture of my dick, i have been sent nudes by a girl a couple of times though but couldnt save them

>>81824348
Who gives a fuck? We don't have any privacy nowadays anyway schizolad. Unless you're trying to hide something illegal why do you care? Oh I get it... because YOU'RE SPECIAL. That's right.

>>81824348
yes, there's literally nothing wrong with that, the corporation has no reason to look at your photos and they won't unless they receive a court order

>>81824360
alri corporation la

>>81824314
>>81824322
Cheers lids, im going to let them work away in a blind panic for a while until they calm down

Need to try fucking with the bios (something with legacy and UEFI boot orders) according to a guide that *Will* fix almost all these issues

He thinks hes so important people actually want to look at random pictures of him

employees at big cloud companies love to look at the private pictures of balding overweight virgins

>>81824280
>>81824377
desu it sounds like they shouldn't be asking you for help, you don't know what you're doing and are liable to make things worse. just tell them you don't know what they're doing and they'll take it to someone who does

>>81824392
Google famously has the "hairline wall" where they put up pictures of lads from here to critique and mock their crumbling hairlines.

>>81824377
have you tried using safe mode wath fetwgrkifg?

All the Google lads making fun of DVDlad's taste in Manga from his Google Drive.

Didn't know Trump played for Chelsea.

Pot noodle for lunch

>>81824444
its the posh part of london so it makes sense

>>81824429
>All the Google lads

>>81824464
i werk for goo goo goo gooog goo goo

>>81824472
Funny how the guy he said that to just laughed in his face.

>>81824477
>Funny how the guy he said that to just laughed in his face.
video?

I work for G-go-go-go-goo-goo-goo... Apple.

Been watching some Stewart Lee standup and yeah I think he's funny and I get his schtick but people acting like he's the funniest comedian of all time are mental. I also find his hatred (ironic or not) of comedians who tell actual jokes a bit grumpy old man. Still, very enjoyable standup.

never a frown
with golden brown

My birthday today lads
37 years young!
Celebrating alone!

>>81824537
middle age is a maze of suffering

Song of Farca is actually quite good de lads

always a frown
with gordon brown

Got my massive AC pipe hanging out my boxroom window RN
Showing off to all the neighbours

>>81824537
Happy Birthday lid have a cheeky fart on me. I thought I was old turning 30 last week.

Just been playing video games and eating shit all day really. Should probably exercise for a bit

>>81824553
Not even hot anymore. Jokes on you now.

Last appointmentshire for a good little while there today, hopefully

Just one little chore tomorrow and sorting thru the other thing later on after copping some R&R

Proper good, this

>>81824327
How is it bollocks though? The Online Safety Act will be enforced from the 25th i think
>this site is dire
Correct, it's completely fucking dire

I have accepted that all my problems in life are because I'm lazy. Still, I won't change. I'm dug in.

YOU WILL NEVER BE THE RIGHT FIT FOR THE JOB
YOU'RE NOT THE RIGHT FIT FOR THE JOB
YOU WILL NEVER FIT IN
YOU WILL NEVER LAST
YOU WILL NEVER GET WORK

JUST WORK REALLY HARD BRO
YEAH ITS THAT EASY AND THEN
NOTHING YOU ARE GOING NOWHERE

>>81824589
>>81824595
Wipe my fucking arse with my computer science degree

>>81824595
Work hard in my twenties. I'm talking 12-14 hour days. Earned two promotions. Coasting now. I've reached a level where I'm no longer ambitious to climb further because I know it would bring more headaches than it's worth. But point it, yes working hard gets you places.

>>81823834
A/C lads absolutely kicking themselves right now

learning a bit of html and bootstrap me, garn be making loads of websites and loads of money soon

>>81824074
You're up early lad, shit the bed? Oh, wait...

went to max power reunion yesterday

was fun and got to hang out with my friend who i don't see often but the amount of cars playing music too loud got overstimulating and it was rly hot so didnt stay for too long

some lovely cars though

>>81824665
Nice bit of OC there lad. Not a massive fan of cars and motors meself but I can appreciate the look of a good sports car.

what appointments does soundspacker attend?

>>81824690
appointmentbergs

https://suno.com/song/d352a660-43da-4140-84e9-54ed39b01557

>>81824635
Not many lads queuing up to take her to beddington.

>>81824665
Oh my days! Mate, I used to have a Max Power DVD that I used for wanking for ages. Had a couple of videos on it mainly:
>a bikini car wash video
>some glamour model naked sucking in a banana in a seductive photoshoot
From what I can remember anyway.

having a mint aero

>>81824397
I know lad, i tell them this and they take it as "you cant be arsed helping"
>>81824408
couldn't get near it tbqh, wasnt allowed to change UEFI mode

Anyways, it all seems to be working now, i shut the laptop down completely, left it for a minute and turned it back on
It booted up and finished installing an update (this is what may have fucked it as someone put the computer into sleep mode mid update)
Finished that shite, booted to desktop, ran the /sfc command and it fixed some minor errors apparently

Told them to save and back up anything important before they go switching it off again and fucking update it when it needs to instead of putting it off until it forces the update, usually at the worst possible fucking time

Phwoar propa britfeel news this

>open door
>curtains go absolutely mental

>>81824731
oh the black one he posts is a child killer, i thought it was the electrician he likes

>>81824698
really, REALLY enjoyed this. thanks, lad.

Genuinely forget about the robot sometimes
Been a while since I were muted

>>81824772
They should just remove it so we can spam more drivel and catchphrases.

>>81824704
>I had a dvd i used to wank to!!
why are men so grim

>>81824688
not my car but that capri is lovely

>>81824846
>why are men so grim
What's your fucking problem? I was a teenager and my parents just thought it was about cars so it was a good DVD to have. Fuck off.

>>81824731
For fucks sake. What a stitch up that is.

>>81824706
I luv a mint aero nd mint aero rocky rock nd mint magnum ice cream oh how I would luv some choccy today and ice cream from the fridge bht am being good

Thing wirh the mint ice cream magnums is that its crunchy so it's like the almond ones which is an improvement on the normal ones bt then theres mint choccy added as well so it's jst oh em gee

Too much chocolate makes my face feel like it is melting. Wonder which ingredient causes this. Tend to avoid cheap chocolate now for that reason. Sweets are better anyway because of the gelatin.

>>81824537
>My birthday today lads
Happy birthday mate. I hope you have a wonderful day!

>>81824665
I love these restored cars and modified cars. Would you post more pictures, please?

oh my days my belly is full from the choccies x

Looks like my sister birthday stuff got there today.hope she likes it

>>81824982
you're a good brother mate

I started to wonder before if my body clock is set to sleep for 12 hours a day by nature/God bc its when instop feeling tired like if am up to 6am in the morning normally in those times I do wake up earlier once or twice. Like, 10am, 11am. I jst get up nd go to toilet nd then fall dead asleep again nd without using an alarm like 100% of the time when I wake up naturally nd feel OK to get up it'll be 6pm. Nd like today I went to sleep earlier last night I think I went to bed at 1 ish nd probs fjcked about on my phone for a while nd then it was 2pm something I woke up properly today.

Playing the phantom liberty dlc in Cyberpunk 2077 and it's fuckin kino

BeanBean is devastated about Constance Maarten and Mark Gordon getting sent down. He's inconsolable.

Gna have a shower n get all my stuffs done for today nehow. Need to go to gp surgery don't know when they close byt I'll just guess 5 so I should get moving

Just finished me nap, now getting steaming, it monday x

>>81819537
No its not that. Theres more now. Its been added recently. See here. Thats WITH canvas turned off. Try it on ur phone n you'll see. Its not optional. They can gtfo am sick of all this overstimulated garish shit on Netflix n everywhere on the internet.

love johnnie walker red label

It wiukd be so much worse w that turned on. But its too much for me now. If u could turn it off I would do that nd move on but am not tolerating this. Shjt!!!!!! I BEEN USING SPOTIFY SINCE IT WAS A FREE THING ON MY DESKTOP GTFO!

>>81824280
>>81824377
>>81824729
i lost (almost) fucking everything on a drive. i KNEW it was dying: screeching away, Windows taking forever to boot properly, Windows Explorer crashing whenever it so much as tried to open a folder on it, etc.

i did not back shit up. one day it stopped working. managed to intermittently get it to spin/read on one of those USB external readers (like anon mentioned). got some photos with PhotoRec, a few random files with DMDE, and then used a Linux SystemRescue thing to make an image of the whole drive with ddrescue (which took something like 50 hours total, and then i got fuck all through the same tools).

all this is to say: back up your stuff while you can. PLEASE ;__;

>>81825088
i switched to youtube music a year or so ago after probs a decade of using spotify and haven't noticed much difference tbqh

>>81825093
Thats what am gna do now, I did use it for a while few yrs ago nd I quite liked it

>>81824860
bc im here to post cars i dont need to hear about your creepy porn addict wank habits?

>>81824971
i didnt take many pics which is a shame bc there were so many nice cars there

*7 minute long video of aliens killing everyone in a shopping centre, no results on reverse image search for any frame*

I like the wee frees. So scunnering how they treated Kate forbes. I rly wanted her to win that election was so blackpilling. Deffos rigged.

>>81825077
>>81825088
aye fair this was the bit on Windows/desktop. saw at some point they added videos, whatever, fair enough, don't want that shite. off.
i think in a version about a year ago it did this on my mobile, not penny-pinching for data just don't want some blurry background video while it plays. do not download it, phone.

if it's just grabbing/animating that shite anyway it can fuck right off. i rarely update apps (manually like a fool) on my phone, so i'll just stick with current_version? can't stop me, Spotify, i'm PAYING ffs.

there was a nice period where the Indian market was getting phones but data was more expensive, so all these app developers did Google Files Go and Outlook Lite and all that. just really snippy, barebones versions of the 'full experience'. hopefully someone makes the case to Spotify that they NEED to trim all this nonsense. seizures. data costs in Belarus. something.

As long as I do get my stuff done today n burn calories going to gp then it's safe to have sum choccy later.x

>be me
>about to post something
>mum pphones from a neighbours phone "my new phone says "no sim" when i put it in, when are you coming down?"
>drag my arse across the city
>put sim in, dual sim phone sim2 says no sim, that's what she was reading. Waste of time.
>drag arse back home
>get in, tell her im home. She starts on a long wailing complaint that the phone doesnt do this, that, sounds bad and she cant figure out how to do anything. the phone cost 17 quid.
>Block her number and try to convince myself the sharp pains in my arms and legs are nothing.
>Eat ham sandwich
>post on brit/feel

there was an exploit in Deezer (Spotify competitor thing) where people figured out how to just make a free account and download FLAC albums. fuck the old days of private trackers + CD rips: this just fetched lossless audio files with perfect metadata/cover art/everything
then devs made these open-source apps/clients to stream/download from Deezer without the official software. the company DID patch the free FLAC thing, then fixed the exploit entirely ;_;
regret not just downloading more albums while i had the chance. not a crime, is it? Deezer Inc. were giving them to us.

Tfw got caught in a torrential monsoon/cyclone/tsunami of rain on my walk home. White t-shirt stuck to me. That was fucking annoying.

>>81825003
The radio station they added for the DLC is kino af too.

>>81825187
>the sharp pains in my arms and legs are nothing.
maybe convince yourself to go to a doctor.

i won't, but for me the pains are going down. fairly strong reasons to believe it was some kind of kidney problem, maybe even a kidney stone that is now (hopefully) broken up and gone forever. not sure why that was causing shooting pains in my legs, but apparently it's a common symptom.

do as i say, not as i do. (throwing this ket out after another couple of bumps, i could probably live through all that once again.)

>>81825203
Am in 1 music private tracker that I barely use I wasnon it religiously back before I had a smartphone bc I took my little ipod touch everywhere nd I was happy like that so I had so much kewl stuffs on there. But then after I got a smartphone my attitude became like this "meh its good enough" "ill just pay the subscription" "whatever" SAD!!!!!

>>81825211
it was mad, this. heard it and didn't know what was going on. looked like something from a film.

>>81825211
>White t-shirt stuck to me
Bit that looked hot

>>81825126
Sweet Lancia, I love the go faster stripes. All it is missing is the Martini sponsor decals.
Did you spot any Fords, the mk I, mk II or the mk I Mexico? These are my favourite and I would have them in my dream garage along with some Hillmans like the Imp and Minx super.

>>81824280
GNU/Linux and put hard drive in external enclosure. Buy SSD instead for internal drive and make them use GNU/Linux.

My friendship group was always tenuous in secondary school, always felt like the one just tagging along. Went to uni, basically immediately lost contact with all of them. One time a few years later visiting parents in home town run across an old friend at a party. He just kept talking about how based Ben Shapiro was kek.

People are odd, eh?

>>81825235
Yeahhhhh I got caught in that for like 20 minutes. Actually comically bad timing to be outside for. Hope it hasn't ruined stuff in my bag.

>>81825237
It's embarrassing as fuck.

Imagine turning 37 and never experiencing your twenties and love.

>>81825222
thanks for caring.

>>81825265
How many girls of comparable age to yourself did you fuck in your teens and twenties then, lad?

enjoying a bit of horse racing on my day off x

>>81825224
yeah i also had Spotify in beta, cool stuff. it's not piracy but the 'official' methods for music were ridiculous then? plus it was a pretty goofy workaround that 'internet radio' was fine as long as the next track was random/unknown (??? fucking music industry)
i always wondered if people would go back to the old ways, like how some twats decided to have Crunchyroll instead of just decent fansub groups (it was the Japanese guys choosing NOT to license a lot of series as DVDs, anyway). music equivalent will always be just having files you can play. Spotify can change things. make it fifty quid a month. throw in adverts. it is NOT right.

might have to go pirate every album i will ever listen to, tbqh. just for posterity.

>>81825203
Spotify for years gave me ad free music without premium on Xbox and PS4. Then had to update the apps and now get ads. Barely use it now.

>>81825274
I only have sex for the purposes of procreation.

>>81825266
no worries lad. i don't even have to empathise i have BEEN THERE RECENTLY.

moving about normally now and it's class. definitely escalated. if you are outgoing enough to see your mother about her phone, might as well have a word with your GP?

>>81825088
Spotify have been making the Android app worse and worse over the years which is why I switched to Apple Music. Cheaper, better audio quality and a nicer UI IMO.

>>81825286
There's a fat bald nonce around these parts that says much the same thing.

>>81825284
do these PiHole type solutions still work?

i've seen HOSTS file solutions, surprised nobody ever just made a hueg list of firewall rules for routers. i know it's more complex and they could just host them on some non-ad server, but why NOT ban an IP address/domain name dedicated, exclusively, to ads? then they're not making it to your devices, end of.

Haven't bothered torrenting music ever since getting access to the early Spotify UK beta.

>>81825280
>Crunchyroll instead of just decent fansub groups
are you stupid lad? genuine question. like for real do you not understand why the majority of people would rather pay 5.99 a month for access to all the anime they want, rather than hunting around on various trackers and hoping someone ripped it off cruncyroll

>>81825280
Yesh. Spotify was very kewl when it started. Felt similar to when yohtube started. But ave been on my tracker since 2013 nd it's exactly the same now as it was then while everything streaming Has changed. So I appreciate that. Nd there really is a lot of stuff that's not on streaming for different reasons. Its just a faff having to maintain ratio n stuff versus clicking on a button to stream. Pros n cons

>>81825294
Seems to be a thing across streaming platforms now. TNT Sports used to have subscription packages for 'tv channels', 'tv channels plus sports', tv channels plus sports plus football'. Now it's all just the one option for everything for the full price. Fuck that. Premier Sports have done the same. They're just inviting piracy.

>>81825338
Realistically there is a lot of stuff to stream easily on Spotify no matter what that I'm not going to jump through hoops on some autistic gatekeeping tracker just to listen to something that's not.

>>81825321
Never used them. You can use AdGuard as a DNS in the console settings but I don't think it is effective for Spotify. It does block ads showing in the system, though.

>>81825321
Probably
The web player on Firefox+ublock works with no ads

>>81825346
Used to use Premier Sports for the ice hockey and they have never been user friendly in any way to be honest.

>>81825354
I can't even stream most of the James Bond film scores. It really is terrible unless you love only normie music.

Never once been unable to find the music I want just as a regular video on youtube.

>>81825327
i do understand. and i think the translations, generally, are better. professional translations rather than weeaboos leaving in random words, special effects, all that shite.

but it's one of those things ANYONE could have set up, but never took off. like "hey, what if instead of emulators + ROMs, we created Gameify - the hip new subscription service in association with Nintendo AND Sega where..."

even on the consumer end, i think people would rather have video files in their own media player than some specific app/website, IF they had knowledge of both. hell you could have the app/website as an easymode, but let people grab some insane 1080p [Coalgirls]-type file if that's their poison? pirates gonna pirate anyway.

New fleshlight garn arrive in the post soon

>>81825239
there were a lot of fords
lots of fezs

>>81825371
which girl?
also pussy arse or mouth?

>>81825368
>just as a regular video on youtube.
use YouTube Music, specifically. they're grabbed a similar library to however Spotify and the like did it.
https://music.youtube.com/

when you see those
>The Beatles - Topic
channels, this is that.

NewPipe on Android lets you search YouTube for songs/albums/playlists on here, pretty easy way to stream choonz without an account or subscription (for now).

>>81825367
It just depends really. I definitely don't have "normie" tastes and never have any issues finding something. Don't know about Spotify but Apple music has a separate app for classical music which I've found really useful. Film scores are a minefield though it's a pot luck if you can find the one you want.

Fucking incredible smell coming from somewhere lads. Not sure exactly what it is. Smells like maybe some kind of meat wrapped in some kind of bread/pastry and shoved in the oven. Don't know if it's from downstairs or from somewhere else and reaching me through my open window.

R was probably crawling on the floor when the Xbox 360 came out. Mad how long ago that was.

>>81825237
Chika is a balding, middle aged, overweight man with a hairy back. I seriously doubt it looked "hot".

>>81825390
Got this one mate x

Why did they kill the sprog?

>>81825407
Because social services would've given their sprog to some paki grooming gang.

>>81825406
Kenzie Reeves is a great choice, but do they not have her arsehole available?

>>81825406
Looks grim why does she have ripples on her clitoral hood?

>>81825403
Pretty sure you are shippy.

>>81825417
Think so, I didn't want an arsehole though

went slots, left 60 quid up

>>81825354
Japanese music always been touch n go on streaming for licenses.It might be a better now idk.Its my special interest so ill jump thru the hoops,Most stuff i dont give a shite though. I miss my little ipod but the smartphone ruined me.
>>81825399
Its me, just sum toast desu

>>81825418
All vaginas have different shapes, lad. It's one of nature's wonders.

Call from the ozzy I don't have a brain tumor took them 38 fucking weeks to decide.
Some relief, hasn't sunk in yet.

>>81825420
He's been really quiet the past few days, wonder why

>>81825386
ford chumba

>>81825430
omd look at those glasses x

>>81825430
Yeah I mean, when you start getting into foreign music or any kind it's going to be a minefield, it's the same with foreign films. Plenty of Asian cinema I want to watch and probably never will unless some boutique label releases it. I COULD get into some autistic private trackers but I really can't be arsed. I just say to myself, yeah it'd be nice but there's plenty of films that ARE available I haven't watched so fuck it.

ipod Touch + dumbphone for txting my mum was peak.Joining the mongphone hordes opened a dark timeline.

>>81825432
I bet R's v is a nice line.

>>81825445
Luv a dog w glasses on.Its like.........Thats enuff carry on. Stop horsing around.

Would you lower your standards for someone autistic like her or rather remain single?

getting all emo'd out on a monday afternoon x

>>81825456
loved me ipod
possibly because I arsed around with shit usb mp3 players for so long before getting one

>>81825480
She'd be a perfectly good fuck. Let her hair down, remove the glasses and give those big tits a good seeing to.

From: Anon
To: /britfeel/ [General]

To whom it may concern,

I hope this post finds you well. I am just emailing everyone as an FYI. The upcoming implementation of the Online Safety Act's child protection clauses will kick in on 25 July. This will have followed a three month grace period during which websites that children are likely to access must make reasonable adjustments to protect those children from accessing any harmful material.

As 4chan is a popular site which children are known to access (albeit against the rules the site already has), it is highly likely that 4chan will cease operations in the United Kingdom on 25 July.

It has been a pleasure posting with you all and I wish you nothing but the best in your future endeavours.

Many thanks and best regards,
Anon
(He/Him)
/britfeel/ General Secretary

>>81825480
I would finger her out of pity but no more

>>81825492
can you write another job rejection message need to be put in my place

Shall be travelling on a Boeing 787-9 soon.

Unfortunately I could not install Spotify on my Debian 12 as it violates the DFSG. I just pirate everything anyway so not too much of an issue.

>turn off the vidya to be productive
>have a wank
>stare into space
well that didn't work

>>81825501
bet its on flatpak mate anyway just use slsk

Grim. Glad I'm not female.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1lzly7y/do_you_think_noncery_is_more_rampant_than_we/

>>81825499
leaving on a jet plane?
not sure when you'll be back again?

>>81825386
Woah, the RS Cosworth. Is it the RS 500, V12, do you have any engine pictures?
Thank you for posting these!

Laptopberg seems to be okay. Some paper got wet though. Could have been worse.

>>81825510
Just think of all those adult women who lusted over us innocent young boys

>>81825364
I want to watch a bit of Nascar and it's 16 quid a month now. Used to be 7 or 8 if you chose not to watch any footy.

>>81825511
I will be back. I will NOT be using the inflight entertainment. The sound and bitrate is total bollocks. I shall be downloading films to my tablet this time and using my wireless headphones. Might order a Kosher meal for a laugh.

>meet bloke at gig and add on ig (I have 0 irl friends, nuffin gay)
>within less than 5 replies the conversation has died

its so frustrating being some 0 social skills diagnosed autistic spackerbrain, really wish I could easily make friends and its all my fault, I cant even blame anyone for me being so fucking dull and boring, anyone else a boring friendless cunt? I should get pip for this.

>>81825537
been waiting for a gigposter update

>>81825490
Yeah she goes up a point or two with hair down. Guess when it's hot, having it down makes her feel sweaty. It's not too bad today in Preston...21 degrees and a drizzle.

>>81825537
Gave up in having friends years ago mate. Not worth the hassle.

>>81825497
Don't have to write one, lad, here's another one straight from my inbox.

>>81825480
No, she looks like Vic Reeves

>>81825537
TBF you're not looking to date him and you met in a specific social context, it was always gonna go flat. Why not just ask to meet at the next one and try to have better conversation in person? To him you're "guy from gig" so go be guy from gig.

>>81825495
Think she'd want a bit more than that lad. Hope you're willing to do cunnilingus.

>>81825497
dear anon
after careful consideration we have decided to proceed forwards with other applicants in regards to the fleshlight cleaning position in our brit/feel/ department.

There will be other positions available we urge you to apply to if you browse our jobs page on britfeeldepartments@gov.uk

kind regards,
Anon
(xe/xer)

Sent from my iphone

not really into british women, much prefer foreign women

>>81825509
Yeah I could install it. That's not the issue. I prefer everything to be in the main repository, though.

I cum in my wife's hijab and make her wear it all day.

>>81825548
>remote, Florida, US

>>81825556
She's not pretty enough for that

>>81825554
thing is idk when any next gigs are on so its going to just fizzle out

>>81825577
Can't blame him for going for an American job, he'll get paid 3x more

>>81825569
Just want a british rose to be honest. Nothing too special looks wise...just someone introverted and sweet. Shame I'm a low value male with nothing going for me.

>>81825585
Plenty of gigs in Nottingham, you're welcome to come mate

>>81825577
The company is entirely remote with bases in the US and the UK. They all had various handles in their email signatures saying where they were based.

>>81825577
US companies love hiring tech workers who aren't in the US, it's a tax thing

Hope TSA don't want to search my phone. Not because I have something to hide just because I'm autistic and don't like people touching my phone. Power hungry cunts.

>>81825585
Oof. Go out drinking maybe. If you're not part of a wider group that has a group chat he's probably not gonna speak to you much. Like I barely speak to friends I've known for years 1 on 1 by text.

Back from ikea with the new sprog and wife. Exhausted.

Me? 0% interest on my debt due to my savvy balance transfer
You just know the bankers are seething

>>81825480
>>81825544
With short hair one could mistake her for a bloke

>>81825609
Reset to factory default before going, stick a few social media apps on. You're a red flag if you have no social media profiles with your photos on. They actually check that now if you're stopped.

People have gone to the USA thinking everything is fine but they've actually been on a list and gone straight to jail.

>>81825629
Almost like SSM but younger.

You are foreign Ruthmong. No english lad says "British rose". Wtf

Tattlemong

Connor McGregor in the shit for sending nude selfies to Azelia Banks LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Garn on holiday to Ibiza, bringing my missusberg.
Oh my fucking days it will be proper brilliant, garn get a nice proper tan.
Might get spray tan to prepare.
Sprogberg not coming though.

Brave lad slagging off YouTubers on 4chan

>>81825645
will never understand the dick tattoo meme

>>81825605
Why won't they hire me though?

40 year old single mothers on tattle life seething at women younger, smarter and more attractive than them. Sad!

>>81825638
I'm British white lad. I sound very British. Deep voice too.

>>81825637
Ugh, IToddler accessories... absolutely fucking not. She's dead to me.

>>81825665
She doesn't even have a real computer. Only uses a MacBook. I doubt she knows what a file manager is like most zoomers.

>>81825645
why would you send dick pics when you're small
there's an inch wide strap for the weights then that's basically it

>>81825656
They're just jealous of wuby's privileged life. Kinda sad really. I'm sure wuby is a nice person irl.

>>81825645
Never got why rich celebrities can't help themselves but do shit like this. Like seriously, this guy was beloved by his countrymen and a multimillionaire who would never want for anything and, quite frankly, a prime candidate for the next premier of Ireland. Torpedoed. All gone. Because he couldn't help but try and get laid in the most absurdly obviously not-going-to-happen way you can imagine. He's just a fucking retard.

>>81825637
Wouldn't even look twice at her. 3/10.

>>81823615 (OP)
Playing Brawl for the first time in over 10 years, gonna try 100%ing it

>>81825685
>Never got why rich celebrities do shit like this
>He's just a fucking retard
You do get it

new chris spargo just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TiE4ZHMddA

>>81825631
Already passed the ESTA, don't think there will be much issues. I have a Reddit account that'll do nicely. They might even see some nice pairs of tits on my feed. Pre clearance at Dublin airport anyway which is lush.

>>81825685
CTE
he took too many haymakers to the face and now he's little more than a neanderthal grugging through life

Never had my phone checked at the airport

>>81825685
Prmitive heirachial systems are geared to those who shout the loudest, dress the loudest and carry out extrovert actions the most.

There isn't a decent assasin amongst the lot of them.

>>81825711
I'm sure he gets more pussy than you (0).

>>81825685
Are you for real? Almost the entirety of Ireland hates the cunt. He was never in the running for anything.

>>81825714
I'd probably be interrogated for having no phone. I genuinely don't own one. They'd find it suspicious me bringing a 2006 laptop through wouldn't they?

>>81825731
Bit unusual to travel with no phone but not illegal is it

I'm a loser neet that never works. Just getting up finally, console being turned on shortly.

>>81825747
>console being turned on shortly.
eva wouldnt be happy

>>81825719
Actually pussy looks more like this (^) not surprised you wouldn't know.

>>81825752
eva is chill today. she only gets stressy when she forgets to masturbate

>>81825759
she should stop sinning and start nofap

>>81825766
desu she should sort herself out in the mornings as well, before bed just isn't cutting it

GP cancelled cba today I dont feel good today.I do it tmz.I dnt cope well with the humid air.Am still going on a walk though jst a wee one.I want ice cream raspberry ripple vanilla or mint choccy or ben n jerrys cookie dough.

>>81825814
>GP cancelled cba today I dont feel good today.I do it tmz
are you with Bupa or something? what the HELL

Forgot to do that other thing as well...........yikes
>>81825821
Its not an appmnt, just picking something up at the front desk

>>81825814
it's been too hot to walk for me

>>81825814
19 degrees in Glasgow you utter snowflake. Wasting NHS time.

>>81825842
Ya same past 2 days or so.Ave not really bothered just tiny ones.I dont know if i should even do a shower before or after cus am gna be sweating either way.So i do feel like.Why even bother?Its just gna be uncomfy.But ill walk in a circle n come back so i can say i did it.

>>81825842
>>81825866
sort yourselves out lads. it's not that hot.

>>81825863
When u add in the humidity thats a lot to walk in. AND ITS NOT AN APPOINTMENT!!!

Every year when the weather is hot ppl start to snap nd rage out more myself included x

>>81825880
You should only see a GP when you're not feeling well. You're actively not seeing a GP because you're not feeling well. Make it make sense. Stop wasting people's time with your self-inflicted problems.

>>81825814
It's not even humid mate.

>>81825901
Meanwhile, elsewhere in NHS lala-land.

>>81825901
Its to pick up meds from the reception desk, its not a GP appointment. Ave not seen a GP properly in a long time.
>>81825904
It is in my room x

>>81825901
i am costing the NHS more by NOT seeing them, possibly.

i mean i could just die (we could all just die) but if i need surgery, or something? is that not as expensive as it gets? that's a whole bed, too - you can't just sit in the airport bit.

>>81825915
how long has he been in now?

Plus the thing is,,since i cant just go outsdie wearing a tshirt,sensory problems you understand,,So short sleeves doesnt work for me,So when i go outside the temperature is always raised a bit by nature, nd i get drenched in sweat.It not nice

>>81825936
He's been posting about/from hospital since the start of the year. Went home for two days and then got readmitted for a grazed knee.

Feels nice to get things aff yr chest feels like you in the diary room in big brother x

>>81825938
linen shirts mate

>>81825645
He'll have been high as a kite when he sent that. One of the reasons I stopped using coke is that it made me insanely horny and perverted like I was willing to let an escort piss on me and shit in my mouth. Proper fucked up shit. Never acted on it but the thoughts were nasty enough. I did spend hours looking at porn and wanking though.

>>81825938
Why can't you wear short sleeved t-shirts?

>>81825950
>the start of the year
7 months!!?? no wonder my fucking taxes are so high

>>81825963
I had a similar thing when I was out of my nut on coke. Ended up going to an adult baby clinic where a woman dressed me up as a giant baby. I don't regret it though.

mad how hospitals have "frequent flyers". i want them to be there for anyone who needs them. obviously, avoiding injury/illness or treating it yourself is better, but they're hospitals.

then you get people who just live in hospital, or happen to keep having problems so they go back. it's like when people go vegan/do environmentalism in their individual lives. you're being offset by the tiniest fraction of a big company or entire nations, what is the point?

>>81825915
fucking off the sky subscription would be a good start at saving money. why do hospital dossers need sky? why do they need a telly at all?

I've got private healthcare, well worth it x

>>81825998
why pay for the nhs then pay again for private ?

>>81826017
Care about my health mate I want good quality service

This time last yr i was aff my nut drinking every single night.Its not even in a nostalgic way now like theres periods of drinking from years n years ago I think back like ahhh it was comfy really but last yr was just pure misery until about decemeber.I was saved by Lent in more ways than 1.

>>81825968
Jst one of those things ya know

>>81826024
ok whatever, your money, do what you like

>>81825974
Lmfao the things we do on sniff. Imagine a mass orgy of thousands of people high on coke. Would be hell/heaven on Earth. Would probably end up in a few deaths though from extreme shit. Women become hypersexual on charlie as well, it's not just a guy thing.

>>81826036
i got them more oversized tshirts much more comfortable for me mate, i dont like it tight on my arms or too short either

>>81826024
You mean have Dr. M'Bongo come to your hospital bed 10 minutes before he sees an MHS patient.

>>81826043
Yea exactly.I like them.Nd big jumpers n cardigans.I like feeling. "Hidden" by clothes.

Transubstantiation is mysterious.Nobody knows how it works exactly.But it just works.Its like that "just one of those things" oh aye.x

>>81825915
I've finally been given a TRT perscription after 48 weeks waiting and that cunt is getting 3 meals a day and bed baths

sometimes in life u need to accept the loneliness x

big sweaty box room farts

>>81825984
Neighbour was one of those, jailbird, alkie, morphine addict, 3 ambulances a week, and the fireengine once after the firengine they moved him into full time care

>I like feeling. "Hidden" by clothes.
dislike this sentence.

my hairs getting long so i might need a cut

>>81826084
cor thought the Russian said 'SPACCA' for a second there
imagine if a word meant something, elsewhere, like 'shitake mushrooms' or 'kinos'

>>81826084
Cant be arsed gang

Me? I can't wear clothes that feel too tight. Can't wear black either because all the fluff and lint drives me up the wall. Can't wear white either because it's too bright and causes glare on the telly.

>>81826123
>Cant be arsed gang
me xx

>>81826092
i wonder if being an anxious control freak is how i've avoided this. one of the reasons i'm scared to inject is because i'll fuck it up and then have to go to the hospital, and/or just die horribly.

i suppose if you adjust to police/hospital/fire brigade as your status quo, it just becomes normal. grim.

Me? No life outside of the screen in front of me.

>>81826146
mum tells me im living in the virtual world

Dont want to go to skewl kinda day

>>81826145
Maybe, he was a lapsed Catholic that was trying to be a good Catholic, he knew he was on his way out and wanted to get good with the Lord. He invited me in one day, his bedroom was covered skirting board to ceiling with pictures of jesus, hundreds of them.
Man had some demons.

>>81826188
>his bedroom was covered skirting board to ceiling with pictures of jesus

>>81825951
Corr I fancied Nikki lad wonder what she's up to these days

>>81826182
I saw two kittys today, one Jet black which came up for cuddles and praise and a black and white cowcat who just sat in the middle of the pavement, I offered pets but it decided "no ty" and hid in some bushes.

>>81826188
fucking hell. had weird episodes and taken psychedelics which feels a bit like short-term schizophrenia simulator.
suppose if you were raised Catholic that's just where your brain goes?

keep thinking about when my gran died. ages ago now, i was about 10, parents wouldn't let me see her in the end. but it wasn't all nice and peaceful, she was screaming for Jesus to save her.

(get this Assisted Dying shit in order, politicians. fuck your 'slippery slope' 'concerns'.)

>>81826202
She is dead lad. It sad.

>get this Assisted Dying shit in order, politicians. fuck your 'slippery slope' 'concerns'.

Weird how cats are all basically just the same but in different colours. I like oranges and those blue shorthairs the most probably.

>>81826249
Do you have a cat? They all got different personalities

>>81826258
Miss me cat that used to scoot its ass along the carpet. Must've been quite itchy down there.

>>81826239
the fedora-men can give whatever humanist reasons we NEED to keep people in chronic pain/distress alive for. maybe medical science COULD save them, some day!

don't care. let people have sovereign rights over their bodies. you can refuse medicine, they will actively give you painkillers, you should intentionally be allowed a peaceful death if you have capacity. we DO have the meds and means, there.

*Informs the apus that Nikki Grahame is dead*

>>81826278
It was wiping poo on the floor

>>81826258
Nah, I'm allergic to them a little bit. They all kinda seem the same to me, in a good way. They womfortable.

>>81826206
Luvly x

saw a worm just fall out of a dog, once. was about 7-8 inches long, apparently they can get much longer, but i thought they were just tiny little things.

Think im turning into a proper old man now sometimes when I wake up a little pool of dribble on on my pillow when im snoring. I was watching lawn care videos on YouTube a while ago n all.

>>81826284
She dies ages ago lid.

Met a nice british rose lass the other day while making a video.

>>81826333
more into foreign women

My previous cat to this one was all black n the one befroe him wasnt a cowcat but black n white tuxedo style like pic rel which is my fav type of marking i think.Nd my one just now is a british shorthair which is the only pedigree cat ave ever had we didnt buy her inherited from a relative. Compared to tabbys shes so tiny and light to pick up it might jst be her natural size but its funny like a kitten still almost when shes about 8.
>>81826249
Orange is 1 ave never had before,theyre cute,Most are male i think

>>81826338
have had my tuxedo since 07 x

>>81826337
Well I didn't get any foreign women on my video. Maybe I should post the stills here.

>>81826344
Lush xx

>>81826301
Cats don't need bra's

>tfw your cat expects a certain flavour of food and just ignores the one you put out

winds me up

>>81826356
omd nice hat x

Wonder what a middle class alcoholic skank is up to this week.

>>81826358
thats a corrr from me

>>81826373
She isn't sat in her boxroom thinking about you.

my cat died last night, very sad. first time losing a pet that wasn't something small like a goldfish or whatever. we had her for like 8 years, i think she was 10 or 11 years old

>>81826338
most male cats have a heart of gold, from my experience at least. there have been like 3 different male cats who have come to my house for food over the last few years. all super friendly and a little more affectionate than most female cats i've seen

>>81826359
happens all the fucking time

>>81826358
This is grim. The implication is this guy fucks the cat.

Hope he likes his new box room for the next 23 years. Expect he'll be shagging the female prison officers in no time.

>>81826338
>>81826344
I love your cats.
>>81826393
Sorry to hear that. They enjoyed your company.

when was the first seaside mark post on here
what was the catalyst for the obsession

>>81826391
I hope we discover each other serendipitously some day.

>>81826403
Cats can be cuddled without sexual thoughts anon, really, sort yourself out, platonic love is real

>go round friend's house as a kid
>his dog constantly tries to hump me
>felt very vulnerable there and he didn't stop it

never liked dogs ever since.

>>81826432
Do you think she likes gossiping catty effeminate men?

>>81826446
Some r ok but i feel bit anxious around them bc they feel unpredictable
>>81826393
xxxxx

It's only fair men beat up aggressive females. Why do they make headlines like this? If a female dared to even slap me, she'd be on the ground crying.

>>81826460
She probably does if they are handsome and get her tuppence tingling.

>>81826482
No female would touch you even to slap you, other than your poor mother. She probably wishes every day she had an abortion

>>81826413
>decapitated lassie
>east kilbride
>nov 2024
Weird cus it was jst halloween/start of november that the headless bus guy thing happened in edinburgh

I may post me new 24yo asmr lass. Probably cutuest one yet.

Mind ppl said there was a ghost with no head that came from 1 of the trees in our neighbourhood that had a lot of tree sap on it so it looked like blood or smth nd ppl said theres a ghost that comes out at night time n kills ppl was scared of it myself, kids used to believe in stuff like that in the 90s with no proof somebody jst told you and that was that

Imagine having the courage to speak to women face to face and not need an app to hide behind.

>>81826523
>chad please talk to me!
>please!!
>no, not you

>>81826585
>chad please talk to me!
>please!!
>no, not you
t. scared to talk to women

Everyday you punch a foid a good day.

I'll be honest. I think I'm better than most people here.

>>81826523
she is just right, really.

although if SHE'S struggling with this, i don't get why she wouldn't uninstall Tinder and go to bars. maybe delete Twitter while she's on (it will improve HER life)

>>81826623
Funny, I think that as well me lid. I'm definitely better than you.

>>81826623
you're not better than us, we're just worse than you.

Why would I ever be in a bar to begin with stood around a bunch of losers paying to consume overpriced liquid that makes you act a cunt and slowly kills you. I wouldn't talk to her either, alcoholic slag.

>>81826633
I dunno about that lad. I believe you're better than most of the lads here just because you have a bit of self-esteem. Not sure you're better than me though.

>>81826662
You'd never be in a bar lad, you're right. You don't have any mates to go with, they wouldn't let you in because you look like shit, and your social skills are so poor you'd have a meltdown trying to order a drink.

Do you think the audience will know he is a sexual predator from Florida? People like that shouldn't be allowed to participate in society. I really hope an audience member has the courage to point out this monster.

>>81826664
Well I'm willing to fight you over this point me lid. I won't hold back, I'll smash your face against the fucking pavement.

>>81826687
It's a Debian conference. At least half of the people there will be on the register. And the other half are just better at opsec.

>>81825602
thats ages away as im in liverpool innit
>>81825612
fuuuuark now ive got to make a friendgroup? this is actually impossible, a masters degree in stem and a drivers license were easier to obtain than this bullshit

He posted the wrong image to one of his routines lmfao

>>81826700
I don't mean a group of your own necessarily. I just mean lads tend to talk in group chats and not so much 1 to 1 by text.

>>81826623
if you come a a place where there are 40 year old box dwelling porn addicts and lads in assisted living to gloat about being better I suspect in fact you might not be

>>81826677
HE won't, but here's the system:
1. few drinks at home, to work up 'Spoons courage'
2. trip to Spoons
3. food, plus a few drinks on the app
4. talking gobshite ordering drinks at the bar
5. sowhat if i'm alone, ican go to a club?? not notl hing wrong with that, is there?
6. ????
7. Profit.

(the ONLY risk is that someone will recognise/film you.)

Going to visit Constance Marten in prison and fuck her up the arse and impregnate her with a prison butt baby.

>>81826687
>Progressive
Every time kek

>>81826710
yeah I remember when I did have friends before everyone moved away it was like that, would need someone to invite me into their pre established friendgroup, I will continue trying but I dont think its going to work

>>81826712
hey guys, look here, the boxroom dollymong is jealous of HHL again and too stupid to realise it

>>81826699
It's not right. The criminal shouldn't be allowed there. Most GNU/Linux users just value privacy and don't agree to the Windows EULA.

>>>/g/105904562

What level of social skills does one need to order a Nesquik at a pub?

>>81826712
Where's the logic in that lad? I don't really understand your argument.

It's time to boycott Debian 13. If you install that, you are supporting rapists like Bicha.

>>81826731
You'd need quite high levels I'd say, if you're going to deal with the awkwardness such a strange drink order would create.

>>81826717
Fighting for a better world. Do you think he had the same mentality when molesting his younger sisters? Wonder what's on his drives.

>>81826735
truly healthy people dont come here and gloat how they are the best person of britfeel

>>81826731
>order a Nesquik at a pub

Black cock

>>81826724
calm down sean, no one is jealous of your care home

>>81826699
>>81826729
just found one of those sites with sex offenders on them. mad how there are other mugshot photos of him smiling/looking grumpy/etc.

>Offense : SEX BAT BY JUVEN/VCTM UNDER 12; F.S. 794.011(2) (PRINCIPAL - 2 COUNTS)
oh.

i mean he's released, has a life to live, let the guy do his computer coding. and yeah i think this is as close to 'deserves the death penalty' as it gets, but i'm glad i'm not in charge here.

>>81826755
Oh I'd 100% agree with that. I'm still better than most people here though. That's why I chose to compare myself to the lads here. I deliberately chose the most pathetic group so I could always come out on top, despite not being much myself.

He's not kidding. They really are hosting a sexual predator.

https://debconf25.debconf.org/talks/175-whats-new-in-debian-13-for-gnome/

Threw away 3 bottles of beer that someone gave me "Gay goblin" "Bishops arsedrip" "Castle wank" or something like that, smelled decent, but so does fanny and look at the trouble that causes around the world.
No, thank you.

>>81826146
Kinda jealous. I was like that for years. Had to become a normie a bit or I'd starve, and I miss my boxroom neet days tremendously. Maybe if I win lottery I can just rot and screenmax, fingers crossed. Dealing with normmongs irl daily is insufferable.

>>81826777
>Sex.bat

Surely that's MS-DOS and not Linux?

Reckon I'm going to extend this sickie by another day tomorrow. They'll only want a doctor's note after the third day anyway.

>go to Wetherspoons with friend
>she orders blackcurrant squash
>comes to 30p or something
didn't even know it was possible. (also this was a 25-year-old woman so DON'T FUCKING START)

Walking into my local pub and ordering a degassed pint of Stella.

>>81826790
Is 'Fanny' another one of their flavours or was that just a comparison to bring the post to life?

>>81826813
comparison. Good catch though.

Get a load of Mr. Top Shagger over here with his female friends

>>81826795
hahaha
lad, get this on /g/.

(i once found a viral vegan/animal cruelty video that said "many pigs develop open sores" and /g/ didn't give this the credit it deserved ;_;)

Walking into my local pub and then walking out because alcohol is for losers.

>>81826717
State of it. Surprised he hasn't gone down the tranny path. Degenerate criminal rapist.

>>81826777
Rapists should never get a second chance. They should be confined to a cell until their death. We don't want these types in the open source community.

What am I supposed to use instead of Debian for a stable distro?

Ate salmon for dinner mates.
Yeah I'm proper posh now, init.

>>81826802
>>81826731
>>81826805
I can picture a Guy Ritchie crime comedy with the protagonist walking into a pub and ordering a Nesquik, Vimto squash and a still pint of Stella for him and his mates.

Fuck off linux nonces

going to start drinking one or two alcoholic drinks per week because ive discovered that it makes my skin really supple and clear for two days afterwards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THIODWTqx5E&t=19s
does a good job of being a SHOCKING animal cruelty documentary (i mean, animals are treated horribly, i wish they weren't).
but that line cracks me up. comes out of nowhere. like they're all coding Linux in their spare time.

>>81826839
Depends. How did you prepare it? Yes your class does depend on the answer.

>>81826847
Me? 4-5 alcoholic drinks per day.

>>81826858
Boiled it in a pint of Carling.

>>81826862
nah that would be grim

>>81826845
think there was a scene in The Young Ones, like this? joke is they all order poofter/soft drinks.

>it's a pub, Rik, they don't do coffee.
cor how times have changed.

>>81826831
You can't use Ubuntu either. Anything with Gnome is tainted by that criminal.

my favourite computer villain is the wife killer who made a filesystem. he still sends letters to people about his filesystem

Felt fucking shite all day. Depressed, bored etc. Well, I dragged myself out for a run and am feeling much better de lads

>>81826847
Spotty bald prick

>>81826869
The modern clientele would have a meltdown if Spoons didn't do decaf mocha.

me? going to start collecting my ivermectin prescription again. fixes my skin feeling taut and going flaky.

won't be applying it, though. will be hoarding the tubes, then selling them to conspiracy nutters.

Commented on my brother's holiday photos on Facebook. There's was a picture of my niece and I said "She'll need a bigger bikini when those boobs start to grow a bit!" and a laughing smiley. I thought it was just a fun/playful/cheeky joke but my brother has blocked me on FB and my mum has been blowing up my phone going mental at me. I fucking hate normies.

>>81826875
literally got one of the longest heads of hair itt im sick of being called bald daily by you lot, ive literally posted it ffs, my skin is also clear but it makes it looks more supple.

>>81826869
Going to watch some Young Ones now.

>>81826858
Bought it ready to eat and scoffed it down with some roasted asparagus.

>>81826891
What's the actual hairline like though? Any balding man can grow long hair. It's the hairline that counts. That's your worth as a man and a human being right there. The hairline.

>>81826896
Phwoarrr asparagus with it as well. Bet you wore your top hat and waistcoat for it and all.

>>81826884
tbfair i want the mochas but those little spoons self-service machine things are shite. they don't even have the CHARM of what you'd get in an old greasy spoon.

there's the 'ladyboy' bit in Alan Partridge too, relies on gin & tonic being a 'girl drink'. was it, once? can anyone 35+ confirm?

>>81826899
im norwood 0 as im 24, im sure one day when I'm old and decrepit (30) it will fall off but I think I'll get on the fin

>>81826917
Ok you are a worthwhile man and human being. *shakes hand*

>>81826911
G&T always been a drink for both sexes.

>>81826909
Just cos its easy to cook mate.
Oil it up like a fat titted goddess, slap it in the oven for a bit, job's a good'un.

Gonna have that funny smelling piss later.

>>81826911
>was it, once?

Only in the kind of very restrictive thinking that anything other than a pint was a girl's drink.

>>81826895
might join you lad.

almost went to see Nine Below Zero last year, who i ONLY know from The Young Ones. but maybe that would have made me a casual to the NBZ loyalists.
also, nobody wanted to go with me. it's fine.

>>81826932
>restrictive
You mean correct.

>>81826939
Go to gigs on your own. It's a totally normal thing for anyone into obscure music to do.

>>81826926
>>81826932
i could get wine, or fruity cocktails, or something. bitter/lager? for blokes. whiskey? blokes.

the scourge of gin goes right back to Hogarth's gin lane *pushes up glasses* but a lot of this "craft" gin shite happened in my lifetime. it's gin, you're mixing it, don't pretend it's fancy.

>>81826953
the problem is nowadays you buy tickets from Ticketmaster or Eventbrite or some shite. even for smaller gigs.
so you need to know in advance who's coming - do you buy a spare ticket, just in case so-and-so wants to come along? (i have done this, thankfully it's always worked out.)

does my head in.

>>81826523
she's right
i've installed a dating app for the first time in a while and all of the men on there are either not trying at all with really shitty unflattering badly dressed pics, or trying wayyyy too hard and looking like arseholes

i swipe right on one man for like 100 that i swipe left on, men on apps are just unattractive, makes me feel like i hate men until i go outside and see a cute guy who's dressed nicely, and that's what i long for over the weirdos i get on apps

men love to bitch about the dating scene but it's no better for women

>>81826973
>just in case so-and-so wants to come along
well let them get their own fucking ticket if they want to come along.. do people really do this?

>>81826980
are you cute desu

>>81826985
sounds like nobody's gone to a gig with you
never gone to a gig with a friend and bought my own ticket
never invited a friend to a gig and told them to buy their own

maybe i'm just not a sperg

>>81827019
Yeah you're really cool and popular bro, maybe fuck off back to Facebook

Mental this country now. Steal all that food and drink, police chase him down and just let him go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JadpCP96b0g

>>81827028
if you think facebook is cool and popular i cant begin to imagine how far gone and lonely you must be :/

>>81826985
well the problem i'm describing is i'm the one who wants to go, whether it's well in advance or that night.
and then my mates at the time (haven't been to a gig for years) were always flaky about it. but it might not even be possible to JUST TURN UP without a QR code, or they do those staggered release things, so what do you do?

"fancy coming to this, next week?"
"nah mate, might be busy, plus it's not my thing--"
vs
"fancy coming to this, tonight? i have a spare ticket."
"aye sure, finish work in an hour."
with the same person. fucking. people.

>>81826891
My hair is probably longer than yours. Mine is down to my arse and I have a perfect hairline.

Two bald men argue who's hair is longer

>>81827104
that well too much hair ngl, an inch past my lumbar and im eyeing up the hairdresser to knock one inch off, hard to even tie back because its thick

>>81827128
not him but you grow past that point
the midpoint of growing long hair sucks ass, then it gets way more tolerable

>>81827128
I never really tie mines back, never looks right. Yeah mines is thick too but pretty straight. Naturally curls at the end though. I might get a trim to shoulder length soon if I can get over my hairdresser anxiety.

>>81827168
Shoulder length is good mate
get some nice layers in there too x

>>81825645
Is this not revenge porn or some shit? Surely you can be sued by someone posting nudes of you without your permission on a public platform

>>81827104
Used to be like that but now I hack away at it with scissors so it doesn't get too long.

I get these dreams every so often where I can see the very top of my head somehow and see how badly balding it is. Then I wake up and realise it's fine.

>>81827164
>midpoint
surely it will get less tolerable the longer it gets, its at the red line innit
>>81827168
I quite liked it at mid chest length, think it all gets a bit annoying past the nipples, im quite attached to it though, im not sure if I want to just knock off an inch and have it tidied up by hairdresserberg or go back to mid chest length, cant decide

>>81827191
I'm not a fucking faggot mate. Why would I get layers? I'll look like a poof. I like long hair but it has to have a sort of wild look otherwise you'll look like a tranny.

>>81827224
>surely it will get less tolerable the longer it gets
Oh if you're past that point then it should be tolerable.
I basically hated it around top of the back length as it was long enough to get in the way but not long enough to control or heavy enough to keep itself tame.
Since then I'm to the point where a couple hairs, when wet, can hit my arse, and honestly long hair never bothers me at all outside of windy days without a hair tie or headphones on.

>>81827225
>it has to have a sort of wild look

That's what the layers do, mong

This is my length. Too long?

>>81827225
Dunno what you're thinking of but gives you more texture

Season 3 episode 21 hollow pursuits

cheers x

>>81827265
oh my is that you eva

You fucking mongs would argue about who's done the longest piss

>>81827265
This is a man that doesn't leave his boxroom often and spends all day on the internet

Did somebody not mention a new thread?
>>81827304

>>81827304

>>81827300
t. 2 second dribble streamlet

i think the thing in the uk is people really don't understand how poor they are. like the fact i could theoretically quit a stable permanent job and walk in to a 650 a day minimum contract would blow a lot of people's minds

2.5k is a lot of money to a couple with 1 or 2 kids who actually work outside of the south east

some parts of the uk you can visit and you'd think you're in the soviet union. when your life is stuck in a council estate you genuinely can't see a way out or any form of wealth. some barely even leave the area unless it's for shopping or a job. i expect it's different in london because of easy transport and increased social mobility with regular wealth spotting