Thread 81830829

What do you think your future wife is doing today anon?

I hope my future wife is having a good day and is able to sleep well, I hope she will get in contact with me soon because I think it would be nice to get to know each other

>>81830829 (OP)
>future wife
dont make me laugh

>>81830829 (OP)
My future wife is being railed by the entire football team, that bitch is lucky im so forgiving

>>81830843
But anon, do you really want to be alone?

my future wife is, at this moment, browsing /r9k/

Why in the hell would I have a future wife?

>>81830876
I hope she is having fun doing that anon

>>81830886
How would you ever get married if you don't have a future wife anon?

>>81830829 (OP)
She's dead, Jim..
It's time to let go

>>81830829 (OP)
Anon, I am dying alone. That's just how it is.

>>81830916
Why do you think it's possible for me to get married?

>>81830857
no i don't want to be alone, but there are a lot of things i want that i won't have

>>81830916
>i hope she is having fun doing that anon
she's not, but she's got nothing else going on. Meeting me will make her time here worth it.

>>81830829 (OP)
>future wife
Doesn't exist, anon. I'm dying alone.

>>81830961
Because there is a market for these sorts of things anon, how inspiring.

>>81830973
As long as it all works out in the end then I am sure it will all be fine :)

>>81830829 (OP)
I met my future husband on here and I'm so happy I love him so much <3

>tfw realized where we likely were before getting to know each other
horror.jpeg

>>81830981
There's no market for me though.

>>81830981
>there's a market for 30 year old mentaly ill virgins
kek I don't want who ever is buying.

>>81830995
Then why aren't you married yet?

>>81831042
>>81831063
This is not what I was talking about :(

Lmao. I'll die alone or I will kms before i turn 40, I'm too introvert to chase women.

>>81831085
I apologize, I am being unnecessarily negative. It's true though. Have a good night, anon.

>>81830829 (OP)
Maybe going to highschool

>>81830829 (OP)
i have no future wife because i have the personality of a fish

>>81830829 (OP)
>getting married
what a terrible idea

>>81831114
i bet this guy will get a loving relationship before me
im just so tired of my life

>>81831140
not true
no girl wants a boy with a personality of a fish

>>81830829 (OP)
lol
lmao
There's simply no way I'll actually get married unless the alpha generation is really into autistic, balding men living in a single bedroom apartment with no net worth to speak of. I can't even afford a driver's license in this economy and I have a fucking IT degree.
I'll probably donate sperm when I turn 30 and delude myself into thinking it's actually used (I most likely won't even pass the preliminary checks).
I can't even buy a wife by offering a visa through marriage because I love in the EU and they just give visas away like candy.
There's also the forbidden option, but the chances of having offspring that way is next to none and I'd rather not spend 20 years in prison.

>>81831177
>I can't even afford a driver's license in this economy and I have a fucking IT degree.
holy shit bro what EU country is this bad

>>81831177
>because I love in the EU
live* though I wish this typo was true.

This would have been me if my future femcel wife wasn't sitting on her computer all day instead of us getting to know each other.

>>81831114
Doesn't everyone in ex-commiestan have a bland personality that has been beaten out of them though? Why would you be any different?

>>81831150
oh no youll probably find some sad girl who has pity on you and wants your children. im getting nothing

>>81831201
no
or maybe they do
my personality is bland even compared to them
>>81831225
how can you be so sure

>>81831183
The Netherlands. I'm earning 3k a month, of which 1.7k goes to taxes and rent, 600 to groceries, 200 to pay for travel expenses and another 200 to misc bills and costs.
I'd have to save up like 3 to 4k to pay for a lessons + exams.

>>81830829 (OP)
>your future wife

I'm not cut out for that, Anniina, if you're reading this, you were the only woman I truly loved and could have shared my life with in any meaningful sense, I am saddened that my children aren't ours.

>>81831348
brb pitaa kertoo sille et sen laski stalkkeri on vielaki vauhdissa

>>81831225
>oh no youll probably find some sad girl who has pity on you and wants your children
these women do not exist

>>81830829 (OP)
Mine is masturbating furiously to the best yaoi hentai doujins and female gaze hentai AT THE SAME TIME.
She will only want to marry me on spot because I love the same stuff as her and I'll let her peg me.

>>81831201
I love you are you from NZ

>>81832173
Is that really something alot of women do? I never actually met a woman who masturbinates to that stuff.

>>81832183
Wow anon, how could you tell? Are you my frend?
Can you really love someone who isn't blonde?

>>81831253
this is the billionth time i see dutch niggas complaining about their country. I thought you guys lived in the best country in the world though

>>81832173
your wife is currently taking T and going by he/they pronouns retard

>>81830829 (OP)
She hasn't been built yet; the coltan for her servos hasn't been dug up by a small Congolese child.

>>81830829 (OP)
Last I checked she's still married to someone else so....

>>81832224
Are you going to make her yourself anon?

>>81832386
Of course not. TF do I look like, Dr. Light? Eggman?

>>81832200
>Is that really something alot of women do? I never actually met a woman who masturbinates to that stuff.
Not really. Biological women masturbate to yuri hentai, actually.
But I really want my future wife to be a female pervert that slaps my ass everyday to wake me up.
>>81832212
I'll save her at the last minute before she becomes a zipper tits.