Thread 81841093

Sex with the sun kind of day.

>>81841093 (OP)
What the fuck?? You are so horny you are humping the sun now? Thats crazy, becarful to n0t burn yourself! Use some sun lotion I guess
>tfw I fall asleep & miss out going with parents
>feel very bpd
>brain tells me to just delete her cause
>cant get hurt if you stay alone xd
>just go to the gym even while today is a rest day
>run for half a hour
>lift weights til I can barely move my arms
Its not enough but my body cant anymore desu

>>81841289
>need to stress and plan xyz so some ho maybe likes you
Whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E0aDTFQ04I

>>81841289
>>81841602
are either of you girls?

>eating mom's spaghetti
>captcha: R8YAY
>>81841602
First of all
St0p being so rude pls
also the exercise is for yourself!!!
you will feel good about ur body, even if u stay alone
Ur body will stay with u baka
Also it helps to distract, I didnt felt like running for 30min when I started but I started to enjoy it xd
Unfortunately I was high so I had to worry about tripping & hurting myself lole
>ben 10
Neva was rly much into it, I still wanted the watch when I was smol
U?
>against time?
U worried about le time (((again)))?
Is it cause ur bday is next month?
To be desu im scared too
I dont wanna enter the 30s in a few years like wtf :<
>>81841637
We are all cute little girls here desu ~

I liek sleeping mask cause it's like a turn off button. Like picking up a cat by its nape.
>>81841861
Being an autistic old man is cool because by that point it's just kind of how you are, no questions asked.

>ishowniqqa got paid 30k by Leluanian gubbimint for his visit
Here's your ''being closer to the West'', bro.

>I hate bpd
>leave me alone REEEEEEEEEE (the bpd)
>need2stfu
>its getting way too late
>classic
>should be fine but wouldn't mind to catch the sun rise
>zzzz
>>81842391
>I liek sleeping mask cause it's like a turn off button. Like picking up a cat by its nape.
Wow so cute...did you take the pink pill???
>Being an autistic old man is cool because by that point it's just kind of how you are, no questions asked
You ignored everything else young man!
Plus st0p being s0 cynical & bitter, it doesn't suit you if you ask me u giant bakahead
>>81842547
My psychotic ass lil bro watches him!
Please dont waste any of your precious baka-brain cells on that thing
>he makes me think like
>amazing you can make LOTS of cash just by being a loud primate on the internet?????
>ig we can make it if he can baka
Stop being a baka u big bakahead desu
Anyhoo Goodnight n take care bakahead
Baka.

>>81842683
>did you take the pink pill???
No? I got manly versace eau of hommo or whatever. I bet you know all about that.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PESvSklH0d8
>Plus st0p being s0 cynical & bitter
Am akshully the least cyncal and bitter I've been in a while.
>Please dont waste any of your precious baka-brain cells on that thing
Wouldn't be proper boomer without scoffing at the news all the time.
Goodnight then.

>>81842782
>hommo
Omg Aist-ee said homo Hahahaha xDDD LMA0
Okies shush now I need2Zzzz
I need a vacation SO bad!
>11 days
Welp I could still die in 11 days
Who knows
Nightyyy

where is the old man, also how the fuck can u still post here, this place is so shit man, wtf

i was able to communicate with my ex, after 2 years or something like that... it is not the same, she has a bf now, has been with him for a while... man getting old sucks ass...

wake up, bitch

>>81843972
idk I haven't seen him in a while
though really we're all old men le sigh

I spent the whole day trying to shower, but I just paced around the house procrastinating. My autism doesn't like doing it, now it's too late to do it... so I wasted the whole day.

>>81841093 (OP)
Sex with Aisu's sunburned PP.

>sex with the sun

Hell yeah

Uhm. This isn't the 30+ general. I think you got confused.

>At work
>3d waifu sending me pics that are melting me away
>I love her eyes so much ;_;
>bpd is still bery strong today
>it hurts and I feel like staying alone would be better
>gotta fight my demons ;w;
Scary
Well hab a good day bakahead

I'll rob you of your gold chain then rape you.

>my body hurts plenty but I feel like its NOT enough
>I wanna go2the gym today again already
>but I was there two days in a row now
>need a lil rest too ig
>>81847632
>there is a 14K gold necklace with a sparkling lab-diamond ribbon under my bed for my 3d waifu incase she wants to meet for smoke & watch anime together
>tfw I will be on the other side of dis planet for 6 weeks soon
>dont expect her to open up that much befor my vacay
>welp afterwards
>and if not I will cry, burn the luv-letter I wrote and save up the necklace for someone else I guess ;w;

>herniamaxxing for dem hos
Moids are truly some of the saddest creatures on this planet.

For all the snowcel larping, am not akshully soofering that much in this heat. Like bakas say it's worse cause sun stays up longer and humidity, but am no ac long sleeves in the sun and is not that bad.

>>81848165
>he doesn't wants to be able to carry his future wife around all day long if its requested by her
Wow
Who hurt you so much bakahead

>>81848279
You ain't gon be carrying shidd if you break ure muscles by hoe induced bpd. Then they'll get the ick from s cripple trying to propose.

>>81848295
Im gonna break her in bed to be desu
>Nr 1 Motivation for cardio is for moar stamina during l*wds
Neva skip cardio bakahead

>>81844891
go back to discord
>>81847424
im only 32

>https://youtu.be/gh89BI-YMko?si=QCIkZqjCs4oBPhWY
>need to have a business Meeting in two hours
>then I can just be lazy for the rest of the day
>https://youtu.be/bOarXIWBtWk?si=WLBS8ceB2oKbgXW6
>Meeting theme song
>>81848295
Well ur right in some way, rest days are important
Specially if u were a terminal online weeb, if you tear something up while workingout cause its 2much
then yea F U C K
To be desu I feel too tired, sleepy, exhausted yada yada yada
Looking for excuses/reasons to stay in bed after the meeting xd

Mom sneeding about her good for nothing sister... Pro tip: it helps to always have someone even more tarded in ure family.
>>81848335
I thought beepeedees hated/didn't care about seggs. Another self-serving boomer lie, I see...
>>81848697
32yo babby.

>>81850070
>Mom sneeding about her good for nothing sister... Pro tip: it helps to always have someone even more tarded in ure family.
I would tease mom with her sis
>oh wow you are talking about her with ur bro?
>let me call her and make her join ur lil call :)
>I thought beepeedees hated/didn't care about seggs.
What the heck is dis big lie???
someone to share emotions with is bery important to the beepeeedees
But s*ggs is the best weapon against bpd desu
I know twearking is gross ghetto shit
But its great if ur face is in their ass while she is doing so desu
>the meeting went fine
>Dad was a lot for my nerves
>we still got like a trial-job
>if we do it well then hab lots of commissions for us
>>>>>>it starts when I'm gone
Allah please let dad not fuck dis up, so I can focus on making da cash once I'm back :<

Wow it's so cool aisu and ceb are dating again when is it my turn to have a bpd r9k bf

>>81848697
erm, rude tbdesu

>>81851096
Do NOT ship us, I'm trying to date my 3d waifu, im just trying to be a sis to aiste baka
>gambling big times with my 3d waifu
>scary
>welp I wont be like: I will neva find someone: in the worst case
>cause nowdays I know I hab some worth
>and some girls in Iran keep being in contact with parents about a marrige with me
>but it would still hurt cause I want her REEEEE
>she has like eyes that trigger my caveman neurons
>I would just kidnap her if it was still accepted in society lule
>to be desu her eyes are too pretty indeed
>I traveled all over the world
>but never noticed anyone with such pretty & hypnotizing eyes like with her
;w,

>https://youtu.be/26PQ_NV3Ke4?si=gcdgkhcBh2DXCXDg
>listening2plenty of miku & hazbin/helluva sings lately
>but aggressive german is needed once in a while desu
>the awooo ~ at the beginning got me desu
>also Dubai vibes with this song
>cause I listened on loop while on my nightwalks in Dubai last time desu

>>81850070
im baby, yes. are u an alcoholic yet?

>the current ruining gag between me & mom
>thats going on for months
>is me telling her a fake spoiler of Jackie Chan showing up and saving the day at the end
>in Squid Game
>I called her autistic the other day and she was lil rused lule
>I enter the kitchen
>see she had to re organize the entire kitchen for n0 reason
>be like oh wow m0m ur autism is strong today

>>81851211
do i know u? who r u

>>81851211
gg/rjwSGrXP
we are in need of cyclepaths and bpds and the likes

>>81851291
Zoomers wtf is this trash? I expected better from a tomoko poster

>>81851211
hewwo michu
>>81852404
i support this message

Nvm kind of throwing up. I think I might hab a heatstroke.
>>81852445
Vgh. Retvrn.

>>81852491
did you miss us?

>>81852491
i was summoned

>>81852491
when will aisu retvrn?

>De fem varmeste stedene i Norge onsdag er i Trondelag.
Lidrally targeted harassment.
>>81852504
Who?
>>81852657
Where?

>>81852675
le discordia

>>81852427
>https://youtu.be/kbNdx0yqbZE?si=pvM5nktROYDxr3WE
Don't bully me reeeee for my music REEEEEE

>>81852694
Butt I was never citizen.

bakahead is sleepy

>>81852773
Do u still hab d*scord ?? I deleted it nearly a year ago desuuu

>>81853009
>I deleted it nearly a year ago desuuu
+10 respecc to Ceb.

>>81853063
>Corporations use Slack
>a dicksword clone for businesses
>I thought it's dc when I saw colleges higher ranked than me using it back at amazon
>I was actually supposed to get slack access & join our FCs group
>that was around the time I disappeared xd

Look at this hoe still this high this late.
>>81852427
>>81852720
Thanks for reminding me Molat is mainstream now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX9ktdwC5k4
>>81853009
No. I haven't had it in well over a year.

>after today's I just hab ten(10) days til my vacay
>I didn't prepare as much as I wanted to
>I still need to take care of a few things for it or it's gonna become troublesome
>my biggest worry is our family business
>I hustled with a broken motor inside these past months
>its about to be str0nk again
>please let it survive my absence ;w;
>being stuck in a devastating earthquake is also a worry fr
>my family in Dubai jinxed it years ago
>the cousin there who is like female-me with more confidence
>was stuck in that one earthquake in Nepal
>they say she was as "crazy" as me before fighting for her survival during that earthquake
>so I need that too
>it also happened that I was shocked about my cousin being stuck there
>cause I didn't knew when it happened
>and I was trying to trigger a teacher I had beef with
>by being edgy about it when he tried to talk to the class with it
>le consequences for ur words
>>81853417
What's Molat???
Also that's 2loud
I need some quiet time atm
>No.
Wow so same sis

is this thread just a ceb aiste dm

>>81853545
More like a game of telephone. Don't you have a server to run now?

>>81853565
gosh no im too old for that shid vv runs it also i have a crippling gaming addiction to deal with

>>81853545
I think you too could thrive at a new Amazon FC
>u speak German n English
>u can boss arouns people
Gib it a try
Ganbare

>>81853668
I'm sure they'll have all sorts tards to bulli.
>>81853726
He's just a smol fragile bean fit for ordering around e-tards.

>smokies with ice cream while watching the sun set
>I used to hab plans to setup a table with chairs here
>and hab a surprise sushi dinner with her during the sun set here (one day ;w;)
>but there s0 many mosquitoes n insects here
>yeah n0
>>81853770
Calm down sis
n0 need to be rude desu

>gosh I hate the bpd
>leave me alone already REEEEEE
>I better stfu and get ready2sleep
>I'm gonna need my sleep
>Goodnight desu

All the boomers reunited. My work here is done.

>>81855088
but u havent done anything

>>81855270
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_place

>>81855423
do u want a tip or what

gosh okay heres ure tip

>>81855423
Sex with Aisu in a third place.

>>81855749
hai do u wanna e-date or something yet i'm getting kinda bored

>>81850070
Sex with beepeedeesu.

>at work with a strawberry milk
>n0 goodmorning snap from her
>my day is ruined
>I will send us back home from work sooner today
>I don't even feel like managing the few hours
>I was SO close staying at home dis morning
>ALLAH why do I always get the complicated cases
>can't I just hab a simple cute comfy relationship
>I will treat them good ;w,

>>81857502
>>81858594
Y'all make being alone seem akshully nice. Thanksu.

>>81858641
Maybe4U
I'm tired of going out & travling alone desu
Yahweh please just let me meet the right person already
>actually I'm gonna tell dad to drop me off home already
>I just can't anymore for today

>>81858729
A'ight. Hey, do you people drink strong tea during heatwaves or is that made up boomer nonsense?

>>81858641
no being alone is boring as hell

>I need a breakfast
>and probably need2run on the treadmill
>found a corner to sit at
>bpd is even telling me to cancel my vacation cause I'm gonna be too depressed the next weeks
>ig just checking out konbinis & staying in manga caffees would be still better than staying at home
>bleh
>I already hab my hotels so the manga coffee plans are just for giggles ig
>kinda wish I had the onsen nights in my first week
>instead of a mid-travel-"rural"-chill week
>I need that week already to be desu
>>81858787
????
Idk Persians drink tea for whatever reasons
>guests?
>chai* time
>you are sick/feel unwell?
>chai time!
>you wanna eat sweets?
>her3 some chai
>*we call tea also chai desuu

>I dont get the fuss about eating insects
>hab you seen a factory that produces cheap meat?
>I do everytime we do a job for this factory
>its so gross here that bugs seem like the heatlhier options
>0r at least spend moar monay on the meat ig

>>81855749
I thought that was Japanese for ''debil''.
>>81858811
You got your own company, sister. A man's got to beat that first.
>>81858832
>treadmill
Why not run outside? You got some paths from what I've seen.
I see maybe it's an Ayrab cope. Strong tea specifically.

>>81858946
more like a man needs to beat my fav re-runs of reality tv from the 00s and wow first

>>81858946
>Why not run outside?
Being at the same spot is easier to me
>You got some paths from what I've seen.
Thats true but outside you can meet much moar people and gotta pay attention to ur path
On the treadmil u just run desu
>Strong tea specifically.
I can make you a tea with rose water & saffron desu
>me & dad are on the way back home now
>I do feel sorry for leaving the employee alone today
>but I literally cant
>welp at least its not bad as last time around two months ago
>I didnt talked much for like 4 days
>eberyone was worried
>street fren was like
>"woah CCN is turned off...thats a first in all these years knowing you"
>he calls me CCN for rambling about news, geopolitics n history most of the time when we hang out desu

>get back home
>time for music n smokies
>I dont dare to go out atm bleh
>https://youtu.be/H58vbez_m4E?si=JzFskvglyx_fWMBj
>I hope Aiste will never caught me listening to kendrick while crip walking

>https://youtu.be/KOOhPfMbuIQ?si=s0nEhGXtT6YNaZzz
>I need long papes n ciggy filters
>well our employee gave me some cig filters earlier at work
>should last me til like later today
>but rip long papes
>and I wanna smoke moar befor I nap
>bless these vending machines
>there is a new one not too far from me
>it has like imported snacks & drinks
>and vapes and smoking accessories
>so I dont hab to go that deep into our town now for da papes
>my hair is like mixed colored again
>cause the purple is fading out so it turns into a mix of
>purple x blue x green x blonde
>so I feel cute but I dont wanna deal with hum*ns irl atm reeeeeee
>I should force myself to breakfast but my stomach is resisting
>and my bpd brain wants me to starve cause le dont deserve2eat

Reading Cebruz blogeroo and self-reflecting kind of morning.

>https://youtu.be/Xn_84LpCydo?si=46-GNMFiK9rpNr1U
>need a wife like millie to be desu
>>81859443
I hab a bery pathetic n weak morning so far desu
Welp if it helps you at least ig & parents arent mad n rather nice2me
>took care of biz matters well enough the past months
>today isnt a important job/task
>it just sux for the employee
>he actually started to like me since recently
>he prefers me to be there to work together instead of dad
>I used to avoid the works at that factory like a cat avoiding the rain
>it stinks in a bad way, its gross & filthy
>its good money but I rather n0t
>since over a month I hustle there good
>even buildup biz relationship with the top managers there
>ig I have to manage to hustle that much for myself
>but dis world is 2grey 4me and I need someone to giv it some color bleh
>big bpd morning bleh
>I need food & sleep & 2stfu

>>81859443
>I forgat the image
How embarrassed desu
My misery continues!!!!!!!!
Okies I had to laugh over my own joke again

>tfw turns out I let the bpd get the better of.me for n0 good reason again
>epic
>at least I didn't went melty fr
>left work earlier on good terms
>just sob here and be powerless irl
>could hab been really worse oof
>https://youtu.be/7Pfr0V0w_CI?si=eRFLpKU8RgPK_oBU
>that part where she is packing her stuff in a luggage
>threatens to leave
>literally my parents while fighting when I was smol oh lol
>even the outfit is fitting
>https://youtu.be/RaSvcIoPmyc?si=BeopVn40BR1Hyq3J
>this wont stop being funny to me

>>81859443
YOU'RE A MANN
against the creator in your room,
alone you are
A Mann against the creator!
extracting your semen in vain, to rebel against the creator!!
>THE DAY I WILL LOOK INTO AN IPHONE SCREEN!!!!!!
>I WILL PASS AWAY!!!!
Ibfeel that
I'm a Samsungfag too!
>these are real people
Reflect on that desu

>fren messages me
>he gets paid in a few days
>asks me if I hab cash or enough smokies for spare
>well I wanna use my current cash for some sushi l8r
>I hab enough smokies so get him a neat amount
>we meet to smoke together
>he rikes it desu

>https://youtu.be/N5M3DLThBbQ?si=ZGSeaH_fjutVUUFf
>hab goyslop cereals in bed
>I made my 3d waifu laugh
>oh neat
>gonna take care of some paperwork & then order some sushi desuuu

>take a shower
>get some sushi
>eat it somewhere outside

>tfw me & my 3d waifu were smoking at the same time
>bery cute desu
>I should try2sleep soon
>and gib work a try again tomorrow
>well I took care of enough paperwork for today desu
>come on its the last weekend I'm at home
>im gonna hab my time out s00n
>still need2go to the city soonish
>I want this one cute fanny bag for the travel
>https://youtu.be/e1xCOsgWG0M?si=985kDp1m4ZTWf2Ih
>tfw I wanna drink her blood & hab a necklace thingy that contains her blood desu

>EnteTainment died last month & just got public
>I actually teared up
>wtf
>feels like death is rly noticeable since some months now xd
>im gonna be stuck in a earthquake of the century during my vacay won't I?
>welp shit happens
>https://youtu.be/WJMGVGt7d2I?si=g2aA0ilALDWvzIkd
>https://youtu.be/2gl58_x2isM?si=HMRNFPhZzV2Eaiwe
>https://youtu.be/Sdm_84MriwE?si=UpHl5cwVrIb_XE4U
>he deserved a.much bigger audience
>one of the most successful german rappers admitted to listening to him regularly
>he was that good
>rip desu

>forgot da image
>missed trips
I cry

So where'd you find this 3DPD anywho?

>>81865082
I would tell u in private on steam cause its u xd
Idk if u even hab steam
Welp its a long n private story
Ig if you just wanna know how I did it or something like that
Forcing myself to go out just in the hopes of meeting someone, finally paid of depending on the outcome xd
>to be desu I thought she was a much bigger weeb than she actually is
>and normies can also have social anxiety
>but I realized that after I went emotionally all in
>so ig copium could be that im gonna need someone 2play vidya with anyways
>but then again I can just get her into vidya if dis is a long term thingy
>even mom was close buying a switch for her own animal crossing island
>so I could bait her into vidya by gifting the future switch 2 animal crossing edition l8r on xd
I should stfu n decide if I get ready2sleep or stay awake for a bit moar idk

Why do bakas always try to get my contacts by gatekeeping info? It's not THAT important. Just making conversation.

>>81865082
>ask her if she has watched that particular /mlp/ generation
>she didnt even knew it exited
>SO I explain t0 her the brony fandom
>>81865303
Sorries, lots of parts of that story are 2personal to share here but I do trust u to not fuck around with it so I mentioned tellung u off side
Well I tried to tell u the core information baka

>>81865082
>be on discordia
>chatting with frens
>3DPD arrives
>happily ever after

>>81865360
>she didnt even knew it exited
Damn, did you sneak into a church or sumffin???
>>81865393
Ayyase got hos too?

>>81865393
I met mine irl desu
But ig that can happen too
>>81865412
She is a lil too young for that /mlp/
She knows the current one but that wasnt such a big thing ig

>She is a lil too young for that /mlp/
Ayo.

>>81865465
I would still wub (Her) eyes when we are all bery old desu

>>81865563
Well, I am too more insufferable online than irl, so good luck.

>>81865598
Well maybe its just in ur head?? How do u know if you stay alone shut in?
>always used to think "my persona" is stronger online
>then irl experience made me realise that was a retarded assumption
>im actually the most toxic online xd
Ganbare
But Danke sehr

>>81865755
>Well maybe its just in ur head??
No, am pretty sure I don't call anyone niqqa irl. In fact we hab an Indian woman higher up the mountain. She does a lot of the organizing liek during spring cleaning. Never once called her anything raycist. She said I'm a strong boy.
'bare.

>https://youtu.be/gky4JhCceVk?si=lMQcEuzWs_GrPHnl
>Better Call Saul is SO kino
>I need2rewatch it desu
>>81865859
>No,...
>proceeds to prove that No wrong
?? Was that ironic
Please hold up a ironic sign whenever ur being ironic
*Drachenlord used to do it, rly helpful desu
anyhoo yeah irl racism makes no sense, its like culture n education that makes the difference between a monkay n hum*n ig
But racism can be still funny xd

>>81865859
Also darker skins are U GLY cause its the color of the plebs
>https://youtube.com/shorts/dpST9X1t9Qo?si=bKS4p2nU1i_5f2sJ
>all these normies who pay to get tanned just to look like the bottom of the barrel
SOCIETY
MURRAY

>>81865859
My IMAGE MURRAY

>>81865919
>proceeds to prove that No wrong
>I am worse online than irl
>maybe its just in ure head
>no
Uhm... Media literacy anyan?????
>anyhoo yeah irl racism makes no sense, its like culture n education that makes the difference between a monkay n hum*n ig
T-totes.
An English professor from Sierra Leone would comment how pale I was and if I was also from a northern place and how weather affects things and I was just ''Pls heavens help me not respond with anything raycist'' the whole time.
>>81865953
Real.

>>81865994
>I read im more insufferable irl than online
kill meeee
She was racist??? Assuming all whites come from north yuroop
You can be WHite and be like from Argentina!!
Argentina is white!!
Okies sorries
Need2stfu n sleep
Goodnighties n take care

>>81865994
>I'm gonna hab mixed Persian German kids with her
>and create the ultimate Aryans with her xd
>okies need to shush now

>>81866030
>She was racist??? Assuming all whites come from north yuroop
No? But like Russians/Ukrainians tend to be a shade darker than us.
Goodnight.
>>81866054
I feel 23andme is something you'd do.

>>81866083
>I feel 23andme is something you'd do.
And hide if there is any trace of Ashkenazi Jew oh lule
Too bad they went for bankruptcy 0r something like that
>ran out of tomoko n most anime pics
>but my folder of her on my phone is heading towards 200!
Okies stfu4me from now!!!

A few ago (I think) mom's friend she offered an unused ticket to some concert in the city. I think it's Trondheim Rocks, but she asked if I liked Linkin Park or something? Maybe it was Iron Maiden. Can't even remember shidd when the default reaction is to reject everything sigh.

>>81866229
>A few weeks ago

My old friends, Slavic Nazis, coming to inspire me in an hour of need...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZrkx8USDZQ

>>81865859
No, am pretty sure I don't say "sex with Aisu" irl. In fact we hab an Aisu higher up the mountain. He does a lot of the organizing liek during spring cleaning. Never once sexed him. He said I'm a strong boy.

>>81865303
Why do bakas always try to get sex with Aisu by gatekeeping info? It's not THAT important. Just making conversation.