Out doing deliveries in the big rig today. A lentil soup, it is bloody lovely.

>>81846800 (OP)
im glad and thankful that you made a new thread but this edition is shit imo

Nighty night britfeel x

Rich people are good
Poor people are bad
Socialism is bad
Capitalism is good
Israel is good
Jewsish lives are more important than Palestinian lives
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Cheers x

>>81846849
What about people with hidden disabilities?

I have quite the depressing life.

No idea what to do with life at this point. Don't even think I could get a job in a warehouse or retail. Boots makes you do a 50 question test in the application. It's so fucked now for men.

>>81846858
>What about people with hidden disabilities?

Poor people are prone to anti-semitism and racism. Sunak's family know the score x

Alri fuck it I'm garn to sleeps now

Fuck the rich

I hope aliens wipe us all over. I'm okay with dying as long as the rich scum like the Sunaks die along with me lmfao.

Just invest your bennies in a FTSE 100 ETF instead of alcohol and drugs and you won't be poor anymore within a couple of years

>>81846878
Why do you think your IQ is so low? Dropped on the head as a baby? Bad nutrition growing up?

She deadingtons x

my cock in ruth's arsehole

>>81846863
That image is so fucking disgusting

>>81846968
Yet our society remains obsessed with anal sex for some reason

I'm miserable but what's working in some shit deadend job gonna do for me? I'd be even worse...alone still. This is as good as it gets for my life sadly. I'll never have a relationship because women expect a man to be doing a good career in his 30s.

>>81846827
I like it. Breakfast of champions.

>>81846965
thanks a lot for scaring her away mong boy.

HHL routine out
Ruthmong routine in

Sprog left the freezer door open last night. 80 quid worth of food ruined.

>>>/gif/29140892

SeasideARMY numbers growing by the day.

>>81847042
My freezer/fridge makes a peeping sound when it remains open for like 2-3 minutes.

>>81846988
SSM has a gf and he hasnt worked in 30+ years

Life is so bloody grim when you're up all night thinking about it. I wish I could die.

>>81847078
99% of women will see me as a red flag if I mention I don't work.

>>81847106
that leaves 341,326 females then that potentially would date you, big number

>>81847142
I really don't want to be with some druggie girl or single mum on bennies.

>>81847152
beggars can't be choosers, my shoeless friend

jammers worked in factory jobs mostly until he had to go care for his dementia dad. What's he got to show for it? Nothing. I bet he has no savings because he moved out. May as well have not worked.

>>81847173
just want a nice introverted lass to go shopping with.

>>81847177
>What's he got to show for it? Nothing.
Work experience, it will be easier for him find a new job

>>81847191
Shopping isn't a common activity for introverts

really tired but the show must go on, time for another coffee me thinks

>>81847196
a new deadend factory job... exciting.

>>81847227
I'm not on about shut-ins.

>>81847232
Same feels pal

>>81847249
I long for a dead-end factory job without serious responsibilities

>>81847249
Maybe he can get a job as a manager now that he has work experience

Ruthmong do you drink coffee?

>>81847268
>36 / 9 / 1
This is a pretty common feel among the Gen Z https://fortune.com/europe/2023/08/11/job-hunting-zoomers-want-stress-free-jobs-without-responsibilities-overtime-genz/

>>81847270
That's still low pay to me.

>>81847272
Not really. Maybe a few times in the winter with the Coffee Talk vidya.

>>81847323
How much would you like to earn?

DebConf25 proudly hosted a sexual predator. I guess diversity includes criminals these days.

>>81847336
Ideally 40-70k.

Sean had a night of online hate crimes

good good and we have his face and his name and we know he lives in Sunderland.

time for a visit from the police for you nazi lad.

>>81847415
Make sure the police know you have fucked

Three eateries in Orel, Russia have been shut down after authorities discovered they were making shawarma using cat and dog meat.

To conceal the taste, the meat was reportedly mixed with spoiled chicken and pork. The owners have been identified as foreign nationals from Azerbaijan and Tajikistan.

>>81847365
You do not know how to do anything though. You just sit around and come up with excuses like
>I do not know what to do
as if other people are born knowing what to do. You are a proper spastic with loads of character flaws and no good qualities whatsoever. You better hope some company offers you a job coming up with creative excuses to sit on your arse wasting your life doing fuck all. You are excellent at that, you absolute waste of food

Inflation, as measured by the Consumer Price Index (CPI), rose 3.6% in June. That compares to 3.4% in May. A significant jump.

Food price inflation rose for the third month in succession. Bad news for people struggling to make ends meet, as food is something you can't really cut back on.

Transport costs were a big factor. Interestingly, fuel prices actually fell, but not by as much as they did this time last year - so they weren't offsetting rises elsewhere. Complicated, but it has affected the figures.

Looking at the big picture - the Bank of England is still widely expected to cut interest rates later in the summer, but officials there might be starting to feel ever so slightly nervous.

>>81847498
Some people just don't have any interest in anything... especially shit work at a factory.

Shippy and I have made a pact years ago, let's see if he will honour it.

>>81847526
>Some people just don't have any interest in anything
You just haven't found your purpose yet x

>>81847518
When will your personality obsession start today?
Do you try and force others out so there are less posts by known people taking away the attention that you crave?

>>81847600
How many posts that upset will you read today?

>>81846968
>That image is so fucking disgusting
I disagree. It's one of many things that helps me continue going in life.

>>81847622
>How many posts that upset will you read today?
Try better to make sentences make sense.

Ever sucked off a tranny? Tempted desu

>>81847642
>Ever sucked off a tranny? Tempted desu
I'm not gay, so don't find men attractive, even if they try to make themselves appear female.

>>81847638
>Try better to make sentences make sense.

>>81847651
Strange how the tourist didn't mong post this
>How many posts that upset will you read today?
Strange how the tourist doesn't understand humour

>>81847668
Lol he's got you on the ropes, little lad

>>81847677
Yes, the old, I'll reply because I've humiliated myself and want it to seem like others agree with me, post.
Melty time now, maybe throw in a few hours of being obsessed by posters on her?

>>81847651
>>81847668
>>81847677
>>81847695
Danny, why are you talking to yourself again? What is your endgame?

>>81847526
Another one of your many excuses

>>81847695
>being obsessed by posters on her?

>>81847729
Yes, well done tourist, I accidentally forgot to attach an e on a word.

Why is it so difficult for him to make grammatically correct sentences?

>>81847744
LOL!!!

>>81847745
It's the funniest shit ever.

Now he's trying to belittle another poster, so as to take attention away from the fact he's a tourist on this site.

>>81847745
What makes someone post the same mongboy picture roughly 60-70 times since March and still not be bored yet?

going through my backlog of vidya right now :0

>>81847749
>>81847758
meds.

>>81847767
He's a touwist, here to twy and twoll.

lmao he's seething

>he tries to convince himself he's winning

bubbling

>>81847769
what ya playing right now though m8

bored af atm me desu might buy some stuff online i dont actually need

>Customers face price rises for bread, cereal and cake

Great news for fatties to lose weight!

>>81847833
post physique, allegedly slender man

>>81847863
Don't get him angry anon, oh you won't like it when he's angry, he's a very tough and mean boy.

already planning my lunch, tempted to get a chinkie in

Nothing to worry about here dee lads. Surely bringing in a few million more will turn the tide.

>>81847920
Wrong board, mong boy

>>81847920
And yet 83% of applicants for it were british nationals.
>More than a million claimants were born overseas, including around 700,000 EU citizens who arrived in the UK before Brexit and have the right to live and work in the UK.
Still gonna blame the pakis though yeah?

>>81847930
You're in the wrong life status.

>>81847930
Sounds like you're advising him to move to another board.
To that, I say
>>>/adv/

>>81847941
You're in the wrong virginity status.

>>81847939
Just because a dog has a horse passport......

>>81847939
That's you projecting fella. I don't give a shit what colour they are. We should only allow people in that work, and ban them from claiming benefits. We've got enough spackers of our own.

We must be the only island nation in the world that has this much trouble with keeping undesirables out. The only explanation for it is (at best) willful negligence and more likely a structured plan to allow all of this to happen.

>labour get into power to line their own pockets and fuck up the country so bad that the next party has no choice to cut funding which ensures the next generation of naive voters fall for labours for the people gimmick so they can get in power again to continue the cycle
also EU citizenship was handed out like sweets, there are many pakis in the UK who are (((EU citizens)))

What time does he start the GNU/Linux routine?

>>81847966
kinda sounds like exactly what the tories did too

What time does he start the slagging off female YouTubers routine?

>>81847971
NTA but, there is no difference between politicians. They are all scum.

>>81847981
Why not become a politician yourself? Be the change you want to see.

>>81847988
The world needs to change, anon. 1 person will not make a difference.
Also, there are plenty of politicians that think they are there to "do the right thing", and they can't do anything.
The only way to change it, is to burn it to the ground, and start again.

>>81847981
I'm in the same boat m8, dont worry

>>81847977
Late afternoon usually. He'll be asleep now.

>>81847998
A lot of excuses but no viable solution, the classic british mindset.

>>81848012
Show me an example from anywhere in the world that's done a better job at this.

>>81848026
He won't, because he can't. He's just a twoll twying his bestest to wind us up.

>>81847988
I always kinda wanted to but I'd be a shit politician. Too edgy and easily cancelled, and incredibly socially retarded.
Even thought about what my policies and party name would be, but even then i imagine a new party to fight the big boys is pointless unless you just steal all their politicians (like reform nicking from tory) at which point your party isnt even that different anymore.

That and the politics I give a shit about probably won't win voters, like censorship and freedom of speech. I'd be fucked when it came to "fixing the economy" other than removing shitloads of middle management from the NHS or something.

>>81848026
Switzerland desu

shippy couldnt get a swiss visa

I'd get a swiss passport, but every time I try to get it countersigned, the dr's busy either eating toblerone or staring at fucking cuckoo clocks.

>pwease take my bait I'm lonely ;_;

Chinkie has been sorted, should arrive in about 90 minutes

Grok write me a joke about Swiss doctors being popular in the US because Swiss cheese has holes and Americans constantly get shot.

>>81848094
That's probably what happened to yanklass now you mention it

>>81848104
Cheese overdose?

>>81848112
Yea.. it sad

Favourite cheese? For me, it's a White Stilton.

Mum called, she's partially deaf.
>"I can't hear you!"
wear your fucking hearing aid!
FUCK OFF!

People on UC June 2024: 6.8 million
People on UC June 2025: 7.9 million

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Imagine, I mean actually IMAGINE if you thought Labour would slash bennies...

>>81847920
Why won't they release these and crime stats by ethnicity?
Well I know why, but what's their official reason for not doing so when they love to view everything else through the lens of ethnicity?

>>81848167
>People on UC June 2024: 6.8 million
>People on UC June 2025: 7.9 million
>

>LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>Imagine, I mean actually IMAGINE if you thought Labour would slash bennies...
fascinating

>>81848185
socioeconomic status would be more interesting

>>81848185
dont ask me how i know, but i can tell you for a fact the police are very bad at recording ethnicity, and keep getting in trouble for it by review commissions etc

We drawing towards the end of the campaign - the DWP is finally cornered in France and Belgium, all of Europe belongs to the Turks, there kebab shops in every street from Istanbul to Madrid and they're luxury kebabs.
The biggest fights now stand before the SeasideARMY. There are super elite special units the DWP have got stacked up but we've got 4 units of 64lb cannon that is an absolute monster. Turks may have shitty ranged irregulars and melee but they got some of the best siege in the game and they dont even get rockets its cannons all the way. Ballistics might be for you, but they're definitely for me.

>>81848204
The Casey report showed that the police didn't record ethnicity in 70% of child sex abuse cases. This is in the same country where you need to give your ethnicity to get a fucking fishing licence. It's beyond incompetence, it's intentional obfuscation.

The state and the people who staff it are evil and are actively trying to make our lives worse in genuinely horrific ways.

Why aren't you lads at work? It's wednesday morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI6KKXJ1TUg

>>81848202
Not really. We know that the same factors that make people more likely to commit crime also make them poor.

Ethnicity data would be useful because if it turns out these factors are more common in certain ethnicities, a state that was concerned with its population would restrict their migration. Obviously I'm not a racist so of course that isn't true, but those stats could shut up all those nasty racists and prove the multiculturalism project has been a success - so why won't the government give them to the public?

>>81848220
Bennies pay more than work in Starmer's Britain.

>>81848220
I'm working right now on my other screen.

Get blown up ya sanction dispersing bastids. Once we get inside we giving everyone top rate PIP as a gesture of our thanks for their service.

funny how pakis continue to do whatever they want all the time, in spite of all your little internet discussions
looks like you'll have to take action in the real world if you want to see change

>>81848238
What are you doing in the real world big man?

>>81848243
written a strongly worded letter to my MP
let's see them ignore that!

What's HHL's socioeconomic status?

The wall crumbles up like ryvita... or a kitkat against BIG cannons, DWP employees all over the place. We prepare a forlorn hope to go and plug that hole once we continue another round of artillery, got to blow up holes in their walls all over the place or the SeasideARMY not getting in without being blown and blasted to pieces.

>>81848220
>Why aren't you lads at work? It's wednesday morning
I was, but then I came back as I thought I left an airwick plug in turned on.
It was quite traumatic, so bossberg gave me the rest of the day off.

>>81848211
I know for a fact it's also not just for crime they fail to record it, even the shit where you'd expect your physical appearance to actually matter too.

>>81848251
Bennie claimant with an army of Nigerian care workers waiting on him hand and foot?
Upper class.

>>81848220
I'm working from home
Even if I was in the office, I'd still be posting on here
No days off lad, you have to live it

NOOOO the DWP retaliate! They cooking up all my Beer-Horse riders. It's not fucking right. They dropping quicklime on the lids, that's a war crime. Just not RIGHT.

Reckon John Torode and Gregg Wallace should get together and pitch a cooking show to another channel, they'd definitely have loads of people watching. Fuck cancel culture and this trend of ruining blokes x

Young women with big tits.

Afghanistan has some of the highest rates of sexual assault and rape in the entire world.

Thank CHRIST the government used the courts to put a superinjunction on their secret scheme to relocate 100k Afghans around the UK, at the cost of 7bn GBP (more than both our aircraft carriers combined) to the taxpayer, so that the bloody bonkers FAR RIGHT wouldn't do any FAR RIGHTING if they found out.

Love being British I do, Paddington Bear, Compassionate Asylum, Windrush, God Bless The King.

>>81848294
Torode was alright, Wallace was always a wanker

>>81848251
S Grade. The state waits hand and foot for him. He wants for nothing, he get that holiday 2x a year both domestic and international.
He get that secure accommodation, he got nurses and social workers on his hand and foot, always 3 hot meals a day from kitchen, he get laundry room to use for free, he got nice comfy wet room style shower with spacker cord.
Building he lives in always has nice heating and air conditioning.
Care home has a nice garden and grounds he can spend time with his mates in both privacy and a well manicured garden.
He get spending money on top, he got that microwave in his home. He looked after and you're paying for it.
We ALL wish we could we live Helperstylee.

Tempted to rub one out quickly but stuck at work and the office toilets don't offer enough privacy.

>>81848315
Sounds like you're being oppressed by your boss, anon. Have they not provided a safe room where you can express yourself without fear of persecution?
You have rights anon, don't let them deny you those rights.

https://www.leighday.co.uk/our-services/human-rights/

honestly why do we need to rehouse the traitors (to their own country) who may or may not have helped some inconsequential translation or provided information for cash payment in a war? i do not care if they face retaliation in their own country, they should have thought about that before they gave us information, i mean what did they expect, we don't owe them anything

Ruthmong walking into his local DWP office without ID and shoes saying he wants to claim benefits because he can't get love and sex.

>yet another /pol/tard melty

>>81848338
At the absolute peak of our involvement in Afghanistan we had 9500 people over there. There have already been 24k 'interpreters' relocated to the UK so far with more due to come over and they're entitled to bring a wife and any children under 18. Average Afghan family has 5 children, so that's approx 100k people. We know that the government doesn't even pretend to check ages or relations so that's another what 10-20k. Odds and ends add another 20k, we're looking at upwards of 150k Afghans resettled in the UK.

Now consider that the absolute highest estimate of number of people killed by the Taliban, an estimate that the UN itself made was around 300 and 14 imprisoned. Almost all of these people were ex-government officials. They literally do not give a shit if some random guy in a village took coalition taxpayer money to provide (dodgy) intel.

All of this costing us more than both our aircraft carriers as an upfront cost and will continue to be an enormous addition to the country's welfare bill essentially forever - these people are not going to grow up to be productive members of society. They are going to claim benefits, eat up housing stock and rape people. The government knew the public would be furious so they used the courts to control the information being released via a superinjunction. They said nah if the public finds out they'll do a hecking far right riot and we can't have that. They truly are evil.

>>81848294
>Torode said "I repeat that I have no recollection of what I'm accused of. The enquiry could not even state the date or year of when I am meant to have said something wrong."
Sorry Chud but you're fired for hate speech. No, we won't say what it was or when you said it. Just get out, coloniser!

>>81848306
For me it was the opposite, thought Torode was very smarmy and pretentious. Gregg was a bit of a wanker yeah but he seemed more genuine

>>81848381
>bring a wife
They're allowed to bring multiple wives and get more benefits for them lmao.
So happy that yookay celebrates these vibrant cultural practices.

>For a polygamous marriage to be considered valid in the UK, the parties must be domiciled in a country where polygamous marriage is permitted and must have entered into the marriage in a country which permits polygamy.
>For polygamous marriages considered valid in the UK, an award of certain means-tested benefits and tax credits can be for more than one spouse.

>>81848221
Based Takeshi poster.

>>81848373
>Ruthmong walking into his local DWP office without ID and shoes saying he wants to claim benefits because he can't get love and sex.
fascinating

>>81848381
>There have already been 24k 'interpreters' relocated to the UK
The people in the secret airlift weren't even ever interpreters. They were rejected applicants to the scheme that covers interpreters but were let in anyway after their application leaked.

Got into an argument with my sister the other day now you mention it. She said she has to provide a room for the Muslim man to pray. I was like why? She say it the law. How many bloody Christians are doing this? Why don't they take advantage? Oh yesh, because they're white! Then she accuse me of being racist. Maybe I am anons, maybe I am.

just want to snort fat lines and drink beer while watching buddy cop movies

>>81848459
>She say it the law
Forrins, amarite.

>That law that panders to foreigners was made by a white man. Don't you feel stupid for hating foreigners now?

A school in England punished a girl for wearing a Union Jack dress on multicultural day. LMAO.
Remember, lads, it's okay to have a culture as long as it's not British!

>>81848523
You miss the point. It usually happens when forrins try to participate in r discussions, you lot are all like durpa durpa I is belong to yookay as well, but we know.

Chinkie will arrive in 10

Chloe Kelly looks quintessentially british.

>>81848381
Are they bringing their boy-toys that in their culture they dress up as little girls and bugger, "for fun"?
That's probably another 5,000
Sick of it.

Lads you shouldn't get worked up about immigration.
It's over - the UK is finished, we'll never see an end to numbers coming in and there won't be mass deportations - or deportations of any kind.

Ironically, think about an exit plan. This country's not for us anymore.

>>81848598
Been seeing her on posters for some or other, and she has a funny gormless look. Saw someone draw a stache on one the other day hehe

Shippy looks quintessentially neanderthalian.

>race bait routine finished
>now time for personality obsession

>>81848624
Looks like a nice wee lad to me.

>>81848637
No matter the routine, you read it all x

>>81848613
Bollocks.
In the heart of every white man is the capacity for unlimited murder of forrens.
Lads used to go on boats for two years at a time to kill forrens.
The hearts of white men are going to be unlocked in this murderous capacity and I want to watch it all unfold on the streets.

>>81848613
>think about an exit plan
Get a swiss visa (if you can)

>>81848645
Boring routine lad. You just repeat yourself all day, and get wound up as we laugh at you.
You'll be here tomorrow doing the same thing, and the day after, as well as the day after that, and also the day after that. Trying to convince yourself you're winning, day after day.
It almost feels bad laughing at you, but I don't have that much pity for you.

>>81848665
You'll be here tomorrow reading the same thing, and the day after, as well as the day after that, and also the day after that.

>>81848675
No u, is quite a weak response lad.

>>81848665
>You just repeat yourself all day
Bit ironic

>>81848686
You will though my lad, you need me as much as I need you. Some post the drivel, some read the drivel. xx

>>81848698
That's better, but you needed prompting to be able to post an original comment?
>>81848702
No lad, you need us more than we need you. You base yourself on being le epic twoll, and need this place to be able to confirm your high opinion of yourself.

Durham FA disability football

>>81848646
>In the heart of every white man is the capacity for unlimited murder of forrens.
>Lads used to go on boats for two years at a time to kill forrens.
>The hearts of white men are going to be unlocked in this murderous capacity and I want to watch it all unfold on the streets.

Anyone have the lyrics from Poley's hit song "Man of White"?

>shippy
>HHL
>poley

Did I not call it? Personality obsession. Race bait stopped?
What a monotonous cunt.

I'm just worried about a potential backlash that peaceful, well integrated Afghans might get from all this

My family are turning me skitzo because of my brother.
Live with parents and older brother who is 30. I love him cause hes my brother, but he literally eats everything and will use toiletries etc without regard. I pay 'rent' to my folks - a couple hundred a month, covering bills and food, but now I've started buying my own food on top of 'rent' so I can have something to actually eat, before its all gone.
EXCEPT my brother still eats everything and my parents do absoultely nothing. We're both adult men and yet he acts like a babby and I feel like I'm going insane
A few months ago I bought 10 quid shampoo for dandruff. I used it once and left it in the shower (i usually keep my shower things in a locked box in my room because he will go into my room and use it all). I left it in the shower once and he bascially used it in a huge amount (not the recommended pea-size or whatever) and drained the already tiny little bottle.
I bought another bottle recently and left it on my drawers. Gone.
Cereal - i have to fucking weigh it after use and make a note because HE WILL COME INTO MY ROOM AND EAT IT.

Fucking insane lads. We get on well but this is a fatal flaw in his character that make me ballistic. Of course he denies it all.

Whoes the fat man next to you and can I have his number??

>>81848764
None of them are well integrated. They're all brain dead religious nutjobs.

>>81848767
>sibling using your stuff
>parents don't even help
It's tough being a teenager!

>>81848771
>Whoes
ESL much?

For me immigration isn't necessarily a race issue. I'm not a eugenicist and I do think you can genuinely have British Indian people, who live the same way as most people.

It's just the endless milling around of sketchy looking blokes, no jobs, doing FUCK ALL. I see it constantly in London. They are a net-negative drain on everything. They are hostile NPCs. Truly grim stuff. Zero contributions to society.

>>81848764
All 6 of them?

>>81848791
FUUUCKKYOUUUUUUUUUUAARRGHHGHHGGHGHHGHGGHGHHGHGHGHGHGGHHG

>>81848767
Just buy some chocolate milk, half empty the bottle and shit into it, and leave it for him to find and drink.

Again I am fantasising about licking Eva's pale petite body from head to toe. Swirling my tongue around her tiny pink nipples. Spitting on her clit and rubbing it with my finger delicately. Rubbing oil all over her before entering her gently but surely. Jackhammering away for approximately 20 minutes before cumming a torrential amount inside her, impregnating her with our future daughter.

Just spaff into a bottle of head and shoulders and leave it in your room for him to find and use.

>>81848810
Was thinking about getting some green hair dye and sticking it in a decoy bottle of shampoo

>>81848823
You want to think about getting a job and moving out
Your poor parents shouldn't have to put up with childish squabbles from two adult men

>>81848823
It would be too noticeable, you want something like peroxide to make the hair a lighter colour.

>>81848826
Multi generational families living together is the future so get used to it chud.

>>81847537
An hero pact?

>>81848823
Do it, make him look like a twat.

Dip your bollocks in ink and put them on his face when he's sleeping.

>>81848624
At least he had the balls to go to a SPASTICS UNiTE AGAINST FUKKEN PAKIS protest in real life rather than just doing racist whining online like these utter virgins posting today. Complete losers blaming brown people for the shit state of their lives

>MET office lies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBJTDX84fuA

>>81848794
Shot up
I just didn't care to fix

>>81848860
Wishy Washie

>>81848767
>We are both adult men

Sorry to say this lad but both of you are children. Adult men live independently

>>81848523
>(((a white man)))

>>81848826
I have a job, and renting isn't worth it where I'm living - at the moment. If I could, I'd be out tomorrow.

>expressing your genuine concern over the current colonisation of Britain by Islamic immigrants is race bait

>>81848922
doesnt affect you does it? You never leave your box room anyway.

>>81848922
>genuine
sure /pol/tard

Today is Sammi Hung day. I got five Sammo Hung films coming from the Amazon man between 3pm and 7pm. Excited to watch Eastern Condors and Magnificent Butcher. This was an official DVDlad statement, to subscribe to my newsletter, lick my hairy arse!

>>81848799
>It's just the endless milling around of sketchy looking blokes, no jobs, doing FUCK ALL. I see it constantly in London
The funny thing is London isn't even "that bad" for this. They disproportionately dump the people of boat in towns in the norf where it's cheaper to house them.

tesco have changed their meal deal sushi, more choice

>>81848762
We should get the impersonating other posters routine soon.

>>81848978
I dread to think what it's like up there ergheh

>>81848922
Leftist poster lad thinks it's all just fearmongering and far right politics, but I am at best a centrist or apolotical and I have plenty of reservations. It's disingenuous of him to dismiss concerns and throw out labels and buzzwords, but he does it every time. His takes always boil down to "you have a different take from me, so I'm going to say you blame these people for all your problems" as if no one should have opinions about anything in the world, he's quite ridiculous

>>81849002
I always wonder with the sushi kiosk at my local. There is never anyone buying anything and always a shit load on discount at the end of the day that still nobody is buying. There must be an astronomical amount of waste there.

>>81848823
Good ideas, put a bottle of Nair in the shampoo. Instant chrome dome, kek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeBfKNvCqSE&t=14s

>>81849011
If your problems were not so obvious and manifold then people would not say you are blaming immigrants for them

Ofcom will try to take us all out

Choon, food, smoke, doss.
It's not the life for you, but it is for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEG3TsHLKNk

Ofcom won't be taking me out, they can try if they like x

>There is NO space between enthusiastic open border advocacy and blaming everything personally wrong in your life on migrants.

>>81849069
The good old seasideSMASHER.

just want a femboy (top) bf mates

Off t'mum's caravan this weekend. There's a walk I've been putting off doing, hoping my health was something I could recover from, but now I know it's only going to get worse, I think I should try and attempt it while I still can. Going to take muh walking staff (still to be turned into a staff, at the moment it is a branch), and have a go at it.
Songsortofrel, good to dream innit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5QPirQITZI

>>81849079
So your argument is that you are not just a loser, you are also a cunt?

Release the chatlogs Andrew

I have an opinion against deforestation in the amazon but it doesn't mean I blame logging companies for all my problems in life. He can't connect that people can have opinions about something without having perfect lives, you need to have a perfect life or you should keep your mouth closed about absolutely everything

>>81849180
The Baldrew Archive will be made public domain in 2060

>>81849182
I can just imagine your nasally little voice saying this you tosser

Me? Can't be arsed.

>NO! u is the person I obsess over, trust me I KNOW!!!

>>81849050
Might be a more comfy thread with the vpnless unable to post

>>81849236
Not him but, some shit posters that spam different threads constantly, have passes. It is well known.

>>81849236
Why would that happen lad?

need to scan my face to access twitter what on earth

Might just be me because I'm old as fuck now, but anyone fixed backpain by doing deadlifts or something? Haven't had a full nights sleep in a month now and it's really doing my head in

>>81849294
It's for your own good lad. The government says so.

>>81849306
Depends what is actually causing the pain lad. If it's bad enough to fuck up your sleep for a whole month I think there's a chance that it isn't just a weak back. And you could fuck it up more by diving right into weight lifting without figuring out what's going on.

Where are Chika and Lollers they normally post on their authorised by bossman unpaid lunch time.

>>81849343
Sat with their respective phones having a laugh about your pathetic obsession with them

Anonymous will save us from Ofcom
Expect us xx

>>81849343
Had a Febreze related emergency this morning did I not

We all wungovers in life x

QRD on febrezelad? I'm a new poster

Rough af me. Keeping off the wooze for a while after last night. I know now that I can't resist drinking if if it's in the gaff so buying no mores. Will be the odd pint here and there from now on. Like with a meal at spoons ect... had things planned for today as well but never mind. Will do them tomorrows.

What's that smell in here all of a sudden?

>>81849318
I don't think anything "caused it". It literally just happened randomly. Woke up during the night with backpain, and it's been there ever since. I even bought a brand new bed and everything. It only happens to me when I'm lying down, not when I'm walking or sat on the soda etc. I'll hold off on the lifting then

>>81849397
gay twat with a boring schtick
not worth noticing

>>81849428
don't forget to have ubtunde chnage your nappy before you leave

>>81849306
You cant just deadlift away back problems, but I do know one person who said that improving their core strength helped quite a bit.
Just being in generally better shape rather than like specific weightlifting regimes and a few situps here and there did the trick for them.

>>81849428
You need to really make an effort mate, seen this post from you too many times over the years. Sooner or later the alcohol will do your organs in.

He's been posting the exact same thing for half a decade

stinks to heigh heaven now that HHL is in here his nappy must be filled to the brim

There is no social contract in the United Kingdom anymore.

>>81849484
Wild womfy wednesday

>>81849458
Oh, I could look up some core exercises then. That sounds like a good shout.

>>81849306
>fixed backpain by doing deadlifts
the exact opposite will happen

Everyone except very high earners like finance bros and the rentier capitalist class gets fucked. Your taxes will be swallowed by the insatiable black hole of pensions, the managerial consultancy industry (e.g. HS2), housing asylum seekers and welfare. You will receive mass migration and crumbling public services in return and be happy. And you can be even happier after Reform win the next election and finish off the economy.

>>81849420
That's Chikalad, he suffers from extreme flatulence but he's a good lad

I'm a HHL loyalist

Just had some ice cream

>>81849512
Really wish just one old empire place had their shit together so I could flee there.

>>81849504
No guarantees mate, but its harmless to try init
It's easy for us to forget how important having a not-shit core is just for general life

The great Ofcom censoring of 2025

>>81849515
He also has alopecia

>>81849478

True lid. I'll be starting me voluntary work soon so hopefully that will keep me right. Life's better without the wooze.

>>81849515
Wonder if his bf is into him being a fart-pig while he rails him

>>81849532
I dream of moving to Idaho and working on a potato farm.

A minor /britfeel/ personality will be returning later today, just for a one off, then won't be seen again for a long time.

>>81849546
What kinda woluntary work is it? Charity Shops?

>>81849556
working in a nursery changing nappies

If you can do voluntary work why can't you get an actual job?

>>81849512
You think you can go to another country so you can avoid seeing your homeland destroyed before your very eyes?

Nope, sorry, Brexit killed that except for third world shitholes in Asia. Thank you Nigel.

>>81849343
Nearly finished me. We all barely work in life. Those other sameswans aren't me anyway.

You'll all scuttle of to another site after 4chan gets blocked. But /britfeel/ will fail there and you'll join /brit/ with the other British refugees. Your gimmicks and dramalore will count for nothing there and you'll be starved of attention and social interaction. It sad.

>>81849556
speed testing wheelchairs

>>81849574
If 4chan goes /brit/ goes too

>>81849567
He won't actually do this. He was on about it weeks ago as well, it's probably made up.

>>81849574
I'll be going to take it easy general

>>81849546
You will do one volunteer shift then get wasted because you've "earned it". You will have one pint in Spoons then buy booze on the way home. You are a legit alcoholic mate stop these stupid copes.

>>81849578
Yes and the /brit/ on sharty continued /britfeel/ died.

>>81849585
>blog tranny 19 year old university student general
Yeah brilliant

Trollmong will follow you wherever you go, as he is also desperate for attention, and without attention from you lot, he has nobody.

>>81849594
It's either that or r9gay

>>81849592
There was literally a /britfeel/ on the sharty

>>81849592
>continued /britfeel/ died
Sense you do not make.

>tfw you'll never share a tub of ice sneed (seed oil free) with Cheeka (non-homo)

Can we make britfeel.org

>>81849595
He won't come to /bant/ though. Scared of IDs.

>>81849595
This is the silver lining of if this site gets blocked or whatever. The little obsessives will have no audience or outlet for their pathetic trolling. Imagine their panic when they can no longer post here. KEK

>>81849605
Ebinlad. Please stop simping over personalityfags, it's done you nothing but harm.

>>81849602
The threads were dead with the occasional old drama.

>>81849605
It's no homo, and you clearly are very homo.

>>81849610
just get AI to do it

>>81849574
Brit is half foreigners talking like they're on a Facebook group, you might hate britfeel because you've wasted too much of your life here but simping for an equally pathetic thread isn't going to help you

>>81849621
There's plenty of open source board software, just need someone to host it. I would but I'm poor

>>81849605
I enjoy these little chuddies. They wholesome.

>>81849605
>non-homo
pointless waste of time

>>81849610
>.org
why

Me? Going nowhere.

>>81849649
>Going nowhere

https://youtu.be/gluU_-ZbQNg

SameSwanage Robinnnnn

Currently enjoying a banana Huel on a Greater Anglia train

>>81849445
Something is causing it lad. Not saying it's an injury. But there's something going on in there.

Just had a shit now garn hydrate some more in beddingtons and maybe go back to sleeps. Oh aye x

>>81849552
I'm starting to idealise the rural white towns you see in Hallmark movies

>>81849683
You need your restington lad. You fight hard for England. Your loyalists fight for you x

>>81849445
thats how backs work though mate, they just.... go
backs and joints are fuckers for it, and the human spine in particular is shit at keeping itself in shape

>>81849574
You won't scuttle off anywhere when you realise 4chan didn't get blocked lol. You'll be here pretending you didn't make a cunt of yourself.

They've made Shippy the police chief of Banbury and he's raping every man and woman who comes into his custody.

>>81849695
It's definitely getting blocked eventually, if it wasn't enforceable no sites would bother adding age verification

>>81849711
Reddit probably gets a lot of UK ads or has servers here

>>81849690
Bored of baiting anons, so now it's fellate a dolly time is it?

>>81849688
My mum has watched like a hundred of those movies and it's always the same. Some cozy as fuck small American town. Some post-wall roastie who is a baker or a Christmas planner, and a Chad start daring. Everyone surrounding them is happy and full of life and vigor, except for the 1 arc in the middle where the roastie/chad have conflict.

It's all boilerplate by this point.

>>81849720
I haven't been baiting anyone. I'm unironically a HHL loyalist x

>>81849720
Just jealous you're not being felated

>>81849711
When you're a big corporation with lawyers, etc, you need to toe the line, whether it's enforceable or not.

>>81849726
Aye, exact same situation heh. My mum loves them. Always a 30/40 something woman, moves back to her small hometown and gets with the successful dashing fella.
If it aint broke dont fix it

Drivel compass slowly swinging round to Gibraltar

Will the drivel posters be going to sharty when this place is banned? Can't do without my daily drivel.

>>81849726
>>81849754
It's always a woman who has had an exciting career in the big city. The implication is that she's enjoyed her youth to the absolute fullest, but now she's looking for something more. So she goes to a wholesome, quieter place and meets an unusually handsome guy who seems abrasive at first but has a heart of gold (for her only, he's utterly ruthless with other people). It's a "you can have it all" fantasy and it says a lot about the inner world and desires of middle aged women. They want someone who doesn't need them at all, but who will give them everything and not care about their past.

Looking forward to this Ofcom ban, get rid of the drivelmongs.

>>81849780
what's sharty?

>>81849783
I could definitely have gone more into detail but I got bored writing the post tbqh, but you're spot on yea.

>>81849788
It's get rid of you too

>sharty
Absolutely not, but I'd be happy to help if you lads want to set up our own board. Put my computer science degree to use instead of wiping my arse with it x

>>81849791
A shit tier site for shit tier posters.
>>81849805
>It's get rid of you too
I hope you're going with them.

>>81849788
>Looking forward to this thing that will never happen

Lol

>>81849806
>Having a /britfeel/er as admin
I'll pass, they'll see who is behind every post and make a massive database of it all

>>81849813
Are you not British then? The ofcom ban will affect you

>>81849815
Moot is VERY concerned about an irrelevant UK monitoring agency that has literally zero power outside of this bleak little shithole we all live on

>>81849827
gookmoot*

HHL is going to 'sort out' ofcom if they dare ban 4chan

>>81849827
It's just HHL style losers with utterly empty lives desperately hoping for "a happening" even if it's their favourite website being blocked.

>>81849832
>HHL style losers
As in, not a loser then? You're far more of a loser than he is

Why can't we just upload a selfie?

>>81849826
>he does as he's told

>>81849837
Yeah I'm far more of a loser than a lad who has achieved nothing and has dropped out of society to live in a care home with other dribbling spastics. Makes sense.

HHL is the most powerful and influential person in this thread but he keeps a very low profile

>>81849845
they don't call him King Bee of the Beehive for nothing

>>81849843
Unironically yes, tell us about your penthouse in Mayfair and job in Canary wharf

Weird how his ban ended and all of sudden the drivel's picked up again. Probably a freak coincidence.

that's called cognitive bias

>>81849856
Obviously I don't live in a penthouse in Mayfair that would cost an insane amount of money.

>>81849856
>job in Canary wharf

Alri Nubs

Spotted HHL

>>81846800 (OP)
I don't understand you guys always post about britfeel but I don't believe they developed the ability to feel because if they did they would not eat that shit

>>81849869
Wait, was that nubs posting the other day when someone said their office was in this pic

>>81849881
Nubs used to work for a govt agency that had an office there but she resigned months ago.

>>81849868
But you do work in Canary wharf?

>>81849887
Very similar to the agency trying to ban 4chan

I have a senior civil service job but no wicker basket

Nubs single-handlely pressuring Yorkshire Water to dump sewage in Scarboroughs south bay and enforce a hosepipe ban to exact revenge on Ebin.

SIEDA anon has had more sex with nubs than any other man

>>81849912
She has no authority north of the fens

I work remote from my Bangkok high rise apartment. Going out in a minute for a proper Thai massage.

Me? Making another brew.

>>81849890
Nope. Haven't lived in London for a long time and when I did, I never worked in Canary Wharf.

>>81849935
>Going out in a minute for a proper Thai massage.
at half 8 at night?

>>81849962
You've clearly never been to Bangkok lad.

>>81849962
What a silly question

>>81849912
I'm fine with Nubs, I haven't interacted with her for a long time though. I would personally locate the wicker basket and return it if she wished.

Though recently my estimation of her has dropped considerably given the reveleation she is a allegedly an active member of the "noncecord". This would betray her previously fervant anti-nonce stance as several members and the admin of that discord channel have a proven sordid history.

Though she is welcome to reach out, I would be interested in shooting a documentary with her on one of her persuits.

>>81849980
You could have lost your virginity to Nubs if you hadn't acted the cunt.

>>81849935
post a pic of your view big lad

>>81850012
He's posted it before. He really does live there. He's a proper noncey weirdo who pretended to be a Northern Irish prison guard on Discord for over a year though.

>>81849991
Nah she made it clear there was no sexual interest there. I'm not a sexual rapist like the majority of the "blokes" she met from here whos intentions were clear from the outset. Though my cuntishness was born because I was too travel-anxious to return the favour and visit her residence, I still haven't even travelled as far away as she lived then in the prevailing five years.

However, having had a little think about it Nubs would be a perfect host of a Youtube / Social media channel about her hobbies i.e mushrooms, enviromental conservatism, water, anemones. If anyone is in contact with her tell her i'd propose a joint-venture in which I do the marketing, editing, shooting and she can sort the scripting/topics and we could make her hobby into a professional thing.

applying for a job and obviously they have some bullshit sentence about wanting someone with keen attention to detail in the JD. well, I've spotted two inconsistencies on their website, one spelling error, which actually detracts meaning from the entire paragraph because it's "form" instead of "from" which could be interpreted differently, and one open position for a grant application which has a closing date of December 2024. Is it autistic to mention these things in the application kek?

>>81850022
I believe him and I'd like to see his view

>>81850038
Do it because it's funny, not because it will actually help you get the job.

>>81850037
>Nah she made it clear there was no sexual interest there

>>81850037
>I'm not a sexual rapist

well what kind of rapist are you?

>>81850037
Still pining over her a little. Not a criticism, just an observation

My 21 year old female cousin was hounded by an immigrant, at a Holiday Inn. Being forceful to get her in his room. My uncle confronted him and it's been reported to the police. I'd let you lads know which one, but I don't want to fuck up the police investigation - which will likely go nowhere.

>>81850037
That's why she liked you lad. She made it clear it wasn't just about casual sex and you wanted to spend time with her anyway.

Currently on a Great Northern Railway service having a little think about life

>>81850038
keen attention to detail as in "i noticed a pattern in billing irregularities from 13 years of reports that saved the company 12 gorillion pounds" not "you made a spelling mistake"

>>81850090
kek fair enough, I thought as much. still, someone at their organisation clearly DOESN'T have keen attention to detail.

>>81850086
There won't be an investigation lad. The police will issue a 'warning' or make a polite request that they attend a 'how not to rape women' seminar to promote inclusiveness. Actual criminal investigations against migrants and applying the law to them is bad for 'community cohesion'.

>>81850063
A personal possession rapist, i.e I unconsentually took posession of something

>>81850081
>>81850087
She was quite a "mental-matched" member of the opposite sex, I think she held a belief I was below her both mentally which was true five years ago but maybe the scales have slightly rebalanced, I'm certainly not backtracking at detritus on the floor anymore, though as part of that healing process my sexual performance would be inadequate

>one of the biggest scandals in modern British history
>not one single question about it put to Starmer during PMQs
>two or three questions about Gaza though

At what point am I allowed to blackpill? The NO BLACKPILLING crowd is finding it harder and harder to make their case desu.

Been watching loads of motorbike videos and I really want one but nowhere to store it without being nicked

>>81850108
Currently on a class 387

Garn outside to touch grass

Don't worry Nubs I won't destroy any wildlife or insect populations while touching said grass.

>>81850108
No one who types or speaks like that will ever be of sexual interest to a woman.

i'm a water vole specialist

>>81850123
Don't listen to what other people tell you you are allowed or not allowed to do

>>81850123
Didn't Farage ask about it? Or doesn't he get to ask questions as an MP?

>>81850143
Yeah I know, just being tongue in cheek about it. I've been permablackpilled for a long time.

>>81850145
Nobody asked any questions about it.

>>81850108
>>81850129
Nubs will never really respect or connect with you. She's polite and friendly to you because she sees you as a 'project'. In the same way a care worker sees their patients

>>81850123
No one cares about little slags lad. Don't be so surprised. You wouldn't care either if it weren't brown people involved.

>>81850152
I honestly don't think this is true, based on the fact that Nubs is just as mental and disordered as Ebin

idems update?

It's insane how someone can get so wound up about HHL claiming a few hundred bong a month in bennies

>>81850104
Yup. Said it'd be better if he went to the press. The police should rename their constabularies as Community Tensions Management Systems.

We are so, so fucked.

>>81850167
I haven't seen anyone get wound up about that. Not in this thread, or in any thread.

I always found nubs way too clingy personally

>>81850156
Not the other giant scandal about rape gangs, lad (that's genuinely the biggest scandal in British history), I'm talking about the Afghan resettlement scheme.

>>81850175
Well you're not here 16 hours a day are you, so you likely missed it

>>81850177
Agreed, she just wouldn't let go of my cock from her mouth. Gagging for it, desperate to inhale my cock down her throat, vacuum sucking my nob for all she's worth.

>>81850179
Lol that's not even a scandal. That's the British government actually doing something morally right for once.

Occasional reminder that soon all railways will be nationalised so fare evasion isn't immoral

NICE ARSE

>>81850183
That's the amazing thing about imageboards. You don't actually need to be here in real time to read the posts. I catch up on the toilet.

Does anyone here actually obey the law because it's the law, rather than merely on practical considerations about the likelihood and consequences of getting caught

>That's the British government actually doing something morally right for once.

>>81850198
I clocked you were here as soon as you mentioned living in London a long time ago. I'll be passing through that way later. Shame about old Toots yesterday. Was stunned at her new pic

>>81850152
I think she said she found me a breath of fresh air, which would make sense if she fraternizes with the noncecord. I don't think theres a singular "poster" or "ex-poster" on this general that talks in there that isn't a dullard mongtwat, the britfeel newfrogs will just have to take my word on it and never be persuaded to join it.

>>81850193
Some already are de-facto nationalised.

>>81850205
It's more a question of the legitimacy of those laws. Is it legitimate to make murder illegal? Well yes, obviously. Is it legitimate for the government to decide what is acceptable or not acceptable speech? Not in the slightest.

>>81850215
Lad you can't just take what women say verbatim as gospel. You've got the read between the lines

>>81850193
Got an email from SWR a while back about it being nationalised. The email said 'Don't worry! The name is changing but the service isn't.'

I was like, um... okay? Then what the fuck was the point? Absolute classic YooKay moment if you ask me. Fucking cunts.

>>81850213
Honestly lad I believe justice failed there. Not in the sense that the conviction was unjust (although in my opinion it is) but in the sense that it was totally impossible for them to ever get a fair trial.

New Spacker FC picture

>>81850215
>a dullard mongtwat

>>81850215
>I don't think theres a singular "poster" or "ex-poster" on this general that talks in there that isn't a dullard mongtwat

What about BritNormie?

>>81850230
I don't really understand why HHL hangs around with people who exploit him for free pints and drugs when he could be mates with these wholesome lads. They look sound. Bit spacky but so is he.

>>81850229
Yeah, I think far too big of a deal was made of them evading social services too. Social services are such a threat that you have to be properly off the charts to be worse parents than the care sector. Of course that lends to people making ridiculous dangerous decisions like they did. Anyway should be rolling out a former character in just over 2 hours. Just for a 1 thread special, you'll recognise him

>>81850259
Looking forward to that lad.

>What about BritNormie?

Well I'm no longer in the discord so I guess I'm in Ebin's good books.

That said, I'm sure Ebin would like the tranny couple

>>81850266
I think BN has done a number on you mentally lad

>>81850282
The only number he's done on anyone is his offspring which at 40 years old is zero

>>81850215
Ebin, you posted on there yourself, so by your own words, you are a dullard mongtwat.
And from listening to the radio, we know you crave attention, and will go to any lengths to get that attention. And I believe you get that attention by shitting up this general, and your daily tirade against people you see as taking away attention from you.

>>81850292
How was the last stint of bird swanster?

>>81850296
Sorry I don't converse with the sprogless, it's beneath me

>>81850292
Imagine being this desperate to get one up on someone who is obviously superior to you

>>81850305
I'm not sprogless, so as I asked, how was the last stint of bird? I guess these days sentences are getting shorter but you must have such a long record that the sentences get longer each time?

I've been a bit insatiable with the wanking recently lads. Don't know what's came over me. I've had a massive stiffy for like three days even after jizzing. Been just watching JAV and Alison Tyler videos and gooning meself dry but me cock keeps coming back for more. On SSRIs too so what the fuck?

feel like buying something, bored out of my mind, need that dopamine hit

>>81850327
Buy me a Blu-ray lad and I'll post it when it arrives.

>>81850292
He has 1 offspring in Phnom Penh which he dutifully supports with Western Union payments made at News Extra on Argyle Street

>>81850327
Wank instead, it's free.

>>81850307
No sprogless man is superior to anyone desu

>>81850334
my libido is shot to shit because of alcoholism
>>81850329
post address

Sat in his prison cell counting down the days until he can post drivel on /britfeel/

>>81850339
Boxroom number 1488
My Hairy Arsehole Street
Cuntingtonshire
BNWO 666

>>81850336
Interesting, how many sprogs have you got then?

That most recent Saint's Row game was nowhere near as bad as people were saying. I actually enjoyed the story and making a big arsed big titty lass to dress up like a slut and shoot people.

>>81850340
He's not allowed to access the internet without registering his devices with the local police.

>>81850347
Box rooms are within a house. It's not like the whole street is one massive terrace of single rooms

>>81850348
2 sprogs with another on the way. My immortality is secured lad. Now go back to playing with your toys.

lots of foreigners ITT

>>81850336
It's sad that you'd use children as a trophy to cover up your mediocrity. Fatherhood alone will not rescue your bruised dignity.

>sprogless cope noises
>WAHS8

Swanny walking into McDonald's, the wagie saying 'how can I help you?' swanny asking how many sprogs they have, being told 0, and leaving the restaurant on principle because it's beneath him to order a Big Mac and fries from the sprogless

>>81850360
You're not allowed to see them though

Prefer wanking into my own mouth than into a woman's vagina to create a baby.

>Tory MP Katie Lam says the UK will financially support the Afghans, who have been relocated to the UK, for the 'rest of their lives'.

>>81850360
You that spastic in Switzerland, or the bloke who posted his wife's arse?

>>81850372
Surely the real cope is to use children as a consolation prize for failing at everything else?

>>81850364
Lad I couldn't give a shit what anyone thinks of me except my kids. Well done you're not "mediocre" within Judeo-capitalism, means nothing to me

People have nostalgia for Saints Row 3 but it was actually shit. Half the game was tutorials for side activities.

>he's been rumbled, so now brings out teh bogey man character
Yes yes, it him SWANS CUM

>>81850392
If you truly didn't care, you'd be quietly content, not performing this sad, defensive pantomime.

>>81850230
phwoar nothing getting past that lump in goal

>Judeo-capitalism

>>81850378
>into a woman's vagina to create a baby.

>>81850417
That bit made me laugh too. The coping mechanism of a guy whose life achievements are so thin he has to convince himself the game itself is rigged

>>81850230
Fucking Hell Ronaldinho has let himself go.

>That bit made me laugh too.

so swanny and shippy are different people? but both obsessed with sprogs that they can't see?

>>81850430
And you're obsessed with both of them. It's the circle of life.

>>81850430
Yeah basically Shippy is a guy who had his first orgasm having a wank on a ship, hence the name. And Swanny, well...you can fill in the gaps there. Let's just say he grew up near a pond.

Helperlad is named that ironically as he hasn't helped anyone in his life.

Shippy wants to have sprogs but is unable to even find a woman. Why?

>>81850459
Wrong way around lad, he's the one who needs help. That's why his full name is HelpHelperLad, as in somebody is helping HelperLad.

just had a proper good arse shave feeling so smooth now

>>81850459
he's single handedly keeping the local pizza place in business m8

>>81850470
Bit gay imo

>>81850483
nothing gay about it

Did a bit of dildoing my arse as a teen and I enjoyed it. I can remember one specific incident watching a Bonnie Rotten video with a dildo up my arse whilst fucking a fleshlight. Best coom I've ever had.

>>81850483
>>81850489
A man only cleans his house when he expects a visit.

>>81850489
its very gay my lad, however there is nothing wrong with being gay

>>81850495
>fleshlight
Legend

>>81850503
I have a cleaning lady that comes every two weeks

>>81850503
what if i clean it because i like it being clean?

>>81850515
Brazilian wax?

>>81850530
She's actually brazilian yes lol

i'm scared of getting waxed in case i get an erection

pooftas the lot of you

>>81850430
Theres a third lad here obsessed with sprogs. Claims to have 2, claims he is a perfect genetic specimen. Pretty far right, hates BN with a passion

>>81850561
try trimming your arse once, I promise you'll like it

>>81850580
Genuinely doubt that's a real person to be honest. Either someone having a laugh, or someone who hopes to have kids one day and thinks it will repair his pride.

>>81850591
Yeah does have serious LARP vibes. But it's a repeat character so who knows.

Currently on the Elizabeth line where they have 5g now. Was unable to keep up with the drivel on the circle line

>>81850546
also have a brazilian lass that comes and cleans my gaff every two weeks

i have many strange images on my computer most of which i do not remember why i saved

>>81850621
Ofcom would like a look at them, can't be having anything inappropriate on there mate

>>81850628
i have an entire folder dedicated to ed miliband, what would out current labour government think?

New fridge freezer keeps defrosting. Fuck sake. Feel like anything I buy breaks within the first two weeks. Tumble Dryer was the same.

>>81850676
where do you buy these things from?

Corrrrr, Stephanie Beacham weren't bad in her day.

nudity? in my britfeel?

>>81850690
Argos or Currys me lid. Fridge Freezer is Hisense. It was working fine for a few weeks but keeps defrosting and it's not giving the right temperature. Any ideas? The seal seems alright.

>>81850698
Have you got an ID to post that mate?

>>81850708
does the fridge have enough space behind it? it gets rid of excess heat from the back so if its right up against the wall it wont work

>>81850580
I do have two kids but couldn't care less about BN
I suspect you're mixing folk up again anon, we should all post using our full real names with ID attached so that doesn't happen

>>81850736
There's a lad in this very thread with 3 sprogs seething at BN and claiming he is beneath him

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly10x7pjplo

>>81850770
Oh I have just popped in and not yet reviewed the above posts
He's probably right though I'd imagine

>>81850782
>35 year old childless, jobless student
does she post here?

>>81850782
Sprogless cunt

>>81850782
See, this proves the fakeness of the reality we purportedly live in, why isn't she flying on her broomstick?

>>81850473
He's also one of the faces down the Beehive.

Someone id having a sprog based melty

>>81850812
i am not much younger than her and i have yet to have sprogs.
nothing wrong with that, is there? can men not be part of the "childfree movement" too??

creasing reading through the hhl weltdown
144 posts
get help

>>81850782
Naughty girl x

Lots of building work in London. I can see 7 tower cranes

>>81850727
Yeah it had space behind the but not the sides which I have now made space. Could that be it? Maybe the heatwave fucked it.

>>81850863
will London ever be finished?

>>81850863
No time to waste lad, need to put up loads of glass shite

506 posts anxiety

>>81850863
More wog flats is it

>>81850890
Im anxious af me lid

>>81850896
Yes and YOU are paying for it

Going to cold turkey fuck the ban. This is my last 4chan post cunts.

>>81850903
You'll need to upload your ID soon to use any social media, you can't escape Ofcom

>>81850903
"i'm leaving, but not because you told me to."

>>81850896
Almost certainly arbs

New wog flat edition

>>81850928
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>>81850928
>>81850928

>>81850619
Imagine if it was the same one