'aircut on for FREE edition

eva how many subscribers do you have on tiktok

Better vibes this one

sniff my cock lmao

Speaking of drivel. Listening to middle aged drunk men is one of the most tedious things ever

/eva6feel/ fucking grim cunts kys

>London
Basically everyone speaks English
Can work there by default
Lush and I mean lush transport system
Amazing food
Parks and open spaces
Brilliant architecture
Easy access to the rest of the UK

>Tokyo
Few people speak English
Mediocre transport
Ugly buildings
Japs everywhere (not racist, just don't like em)
No good parks
Very grim food
Need a visa

I think I will be staying in this one thanks.

He Turkish barber all the way. Best haircut he ever had in his life it was.

should have made a big black cock edition

Eva I apologise for saying "lol" at what you said. We are all into different things. I shouldn't have said that i apologise.

>>81863171
Nanny always deletes those editions

eva is going to have a nuclear grade melty after she's been raped. it sad. she too stupid to listen.

wonder if eva would fuck a black guy

THE LETTER IS U

Are there any normal chip shops in central London? I don't mean 'Union Jack Brittanias traditional British Fish and Chips' for tourists that costs 20 bong a portion. Just a normal takeaway chip shop

>>81863161
Tokyo metro is better than the underground, but yeah, if you're not into Japanese culture then it's not for you is it

My favourite letter is R.

>>81863187
Indeed but I wasnt going to tell anyone

My favourite letter is B

>>81863191
I very much doubt that. The Londom underground is lush and I mean lush

She'd get on well with SSM.

>>81863161
England is better than Japan, but Tokyo is better than London

>>81863192
Mine is W.

>>81863210
Wonder if Wops could smell it

whoever leaked it i hate you

shagging eva's fannyhole on her birthday

>>81863219
you practically told us though

>>81863219
eva sweetie this is why i'm telling you to block them all and change your discord

>>81863195
Big boy for that.

>>81863219
mate, seriously, didn't mean you any harm. COOL THiNE JETS

>>81863212
Putting my W in R. It lush.

>>81863219
so what is it

>>81863211
Foreign doesn't appeal to me. It might be for you but it's not for me.

>>81863230
>>81863219
they're going to leak things you say, pictures, etc. they're going to post things in the thread bragging about meeting you and so on
no matter what they say or do no poster on 4chan is safe for you to talk to or meet

>>81863218
She has complained about the smell of her local CeX a few times. Stinky people everywhere.

Who would have guessed most britfeelers use noncecord

>>81863248
calm down mate it's a message board not a Death Note

they destroy nubs, they destroy yanklass, they destroy eva

how many more will the seethers claim??

eva6 fan page

The reason our society comes across so creepily is because of gods influence. This world was made FOR humans, similar to how a human may make a cage for a hamster. It wasnt made by humans. Although it is maintained by humans. God also maintains lots of stuff. He basically controls all the money, lol. Why does he do that? Because he has sex with human girls lol. And, Ill try not to keep writing that. I know, its so boring. God loves sex, he often brags to me about how hes fucked all my friends in the ass. And he actually has, lol. He fucked all their assholes and came inside them. Im still a virgin in my 30s and am shitting myself in terror. I seem to have been imprisoned by a mass killer and slaver. Hes also writing most of the posts. Its like a form of story telling for him. Like writing novels as a hobby, but he does it online and pretends its real. And it fucks up our perception of the world so badly. Hes totally aids dude.

Paris is alright. Been there twice

>>81863268
brownie lass and pigeon lass too

>tfw no VAT cut for hospitality

it's like the government wants to eliminate the great british pub culture

>>81863262
Alright Ebinlad. Respect you for not orbiting eva

>The reason our society comes across so creepily is because of gods influence
and i stopped reading there

we need a vibe reset x

>>81863262
Don't even have an account me

Corr 6 beers in only now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdWn00QOtww

imagine a large black penis, inches from your mouth

>>81863130
I'm not a fan of the King either. I'm just saying that you personally don't own the UK. Why should you have special privileges, above people of different ethnicities? I think everyone in the UK (regardless of ethnicity) should have the same legal rights.

>>81863296
He named all the street names dude. Most of them are named after sexual abuse. Basically he discovered you can sexually abuse humans using writing. And he figured out humans hate being sexually abused. So, he sexually abuses them. Im not sure why really. Its possible its like peak entertainment for him, to show off how clever he is. Like how some people enjoy writing chad like its a joke.

>>81863315
this isnt the vibe reset i asked for

>>81863297
>>81863323
crosslad will come. it is appropriate he saves us.

>>81863315
Toots Marten doesn't need to imagine

>>81863315
I would share a black cock with another girl. Don't care if it's considered "gay"

Despite studying Arabic at university and working for Al Jazeera, she still lists her Arabic as 'limited working proficiency'

>>81863127 (OP)
Big up Jayden

Where's that lad who has the ability to summon personalities? He posted a apu in a purple wizards robe, perhaps he will be able to summon our crossy. Not seen him in a few days hope the lad is alright.

If you had killed someone 6 years ago and gotten away with it. Do you think you'd ever get fed up with life, or would you be eternally grateful that you were free?

I want a girl thats into bbc and cuckolding so much that I can make porn with

>>81863370
He's been posting under his 'eva6' persona all day

>>81863387
Now he's chatting up all these mongs KEK

HIS LIVE from his flat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_yWx2lAOSU

>>81863375
I think everyday would be a blessing. You are living in borrowed time and it could come crashing down at any moment, like the grim reapers hand on your shoulder. Remember that 90 year old man who got arrested a few days ago for a murder he did decades ago. Any time now.

i summon forth x !!4i5PPG9tdXh

>>81863375
Human brain isn't built for being eternally grateful. We'd go back to taking things fo granted eventually

taking a break from the thread for few hours

>>81863398
Bet he will trick lads from here into sending him pics of their penis

lads join the bnwo today

>>81863414
Ok. See you soon. We will all be here still.

>>81863348
She looks like she has black genes herself. Definitely not an aristocratic physiognomy.

it's not even that hot at the moment. it's just nasty and humid

Seaside gonna get tearful tonight.

>>81863414
Ok see you for your late evening shift Chika lad.

Always feel obligated to go to things when I'm invited. Like I can't let people down. Would really rather avoid parties at the moment because I'm nodrink. Annoying.

>>81863442
I did think she looked a bit off. Maybe some Arab ancestry. Her latest pic looks a lot darker too

eva6 i meant no harm. don't unblock me, but unblock B.

Rare LIVE EVENING STREAM. It a one off

Grown man. Mario bedsheets.

>>81863469
she needs to keep everyone blocked

SSM's speaker brings back some 2010 memories of UKF Dubstep/D&B

>>81863473
>Mario bedsheets

SSM chill out vibes

>>81863473
anime dollys to

Utterly grim thread, most of britfeel is just /soc/ failed normalfags then

eva blocked me

DVDlad content in the other thread. i am torn, i tell you, torn.

Imagine she's your girlfriend looking at you like that while a black man takes her in front of you.

>>81863474
>>81863506
we don't know her. BUT it seems to be her 'real' account or however Discord works.

eva6 in all sincerity: there are perverts and trolls, but not everyone is out to get you.

i respect her decision to remove everyone, probably better otherwise the whole thread gets jealous and starts having autism wars

>>81863507
Let me guess, he bought another overpriced plastic disc

Mario bedsheets lmfao
bet he sleeps in super mario jammies too

>>81863525
she can meet people irl, she doesn't need to get groomed on 4chan, it's not safe

I know Evas Tiktok, but I'm not telling you lads

>>81863502
These are the same 'robots' that seethed about nurses dancing for TikTok videos.
The same 'robots' that went mental at Gen Z girl bosses.
Complete and utter frauds the lot of them.

Awful vibes from everyone involved in this discord faggotry, really bad look might screenshot and go over to brit to laugh at yous

>>81863536
i have known it for months

Just got a spanner in seasideMARKs channel. Oh my lush.

>>81863539
They all talk and act like social media normalfags, they're probably not all tourists but they shouldn't be here

>>81863502
Nah is it heck. Most of us are just wizard neets. There's a couple of weirdo larpers who act differently

Not nice you lot being mean to Eva. She just wanted to talk about her interests not have people threatening to blackmail her. Nasty lads.

>>81863556
spanners all round

God. I wish so much that that was me taking that BBC. How do guys even find relationships like this It's so crazy. How do you even bring it up to a girl?

>>81863568
Fuck her she's an attention whore pretending to be coy and stupid.

>>81863550
>Awful vibes from everyone involved in this discord faggotry

>>81863550
Why do /britfeel/ers forming friendships upset you?

>>81863566
>normalfags
Mate, most people on this thread aren't even virgins. The idea of being a normalfag or not doesn't even apply anymore.

>>81863550
you're just compounding the badness, then. liven up a little, eh?

>>81863568
You've gone down in my books too you weird poser

Runtoil complete. Did 4x5 min and threshold with 90s recovery between sets

>>81863568
Eva isn't real, but even if she was, she deserves it. Foids have it easy enough

>>81863568
A few certain incels here don't like women posting in /britfeel/

My favourite TikToker? James Beardwell. You dossers could never work as hard as him.
https://www.tiktok.com/@jamesbeardwell83/video/7527705895485132054?lang=en

>>81863579
You're not a britfeeler you're the 2025 equivalent of a 9gag tourist

>>81863587
it really, really bothers me that 5 kilometres 'only' burns 257 kcal.
i know your body is doing a bunch of other shit, resting metabolic rate and all that, BUT STILL. THAT'S 3 MILES.

>>81863585
Sorry lad. Just saying it as it is. No need to be nasty on here.

>>81863591
>Eva isn't real

>>81863603
Been here for 8 years. Now answer my question

DAVID C IS MANAGER

>>81863610
you're right mate there's no need to be nasty, that includes leaving her the fuck alone outside of the thread

DVDlad posting kino in the last thread and nobody saw it. Not right!

>>81863610
it's getting a bit out of hand now, it would be better if she just left this place

He got ants in his flat.

He got ants everywhere. They taking over his flat. He need nice new bungalow in Cornwall.

>>81863618
just filter eva if she triggers you this much my lid

>>81863614
You think 2017 is a long time lmao peak twitter tourist years

>>81863626
Is that SSM's flat?

>>81863626
That room is a feast for the ants

Any heckin' based oldfeelers here?

>>81863627
Already had a nice bungalow and swapped it for a tiny little shitheap in a block of flats so he could listen to shit music outside of an industrial estate

>>81863628
she doesn't trigger me, i think she's sweet and i like being supportive towards her in the thread, i just don't think it's safe for her to be adding people from 4chan

>>81863629
/britfeel/ has been around 10 years and I've been here for 8 of them. Not sure what your point is

My official opinion is Eva needs to be protected from some of the vile mongs on here but that's not my job. Blad is right, no need to be nasty but the seethers are always lurking in the shadows.

>>81863629
cor was there an influx from Twitter?

i haven't been keeping an eye on the landscape of the internet, but it seems like the Gaia-style anime weirdos (and newborn ones) flocked to Tumblr, who then went to Twitter, and now Twitter is whatever-the-fuck?

it is all a mess an utter shambles

>>81863656
>seethers are always lurking in the shadows.
Like blad

>>81863656
She'll be shagging one of them by the end of the weekend. It's over.

The issue I have with Eva is the same issue I have with Helper. They don't seem to ever genuinely want to engage with other lads here.

>>81863656
"She" isn't worth the steam off your piss. No modern foid is

>>81863668
Helper just uses this thread to blog about his addictions and bad habits

>>81863668
Yes eva6 ignores all my posts regarding rating my cock out of 10

what is her problem

AH GOT ANTS IN ME PANTS

Ants on for free

>>81863666
We've already arranged to meet in Durham.

Eva is too busy chatting to lads on discord to post here. Not right

>>81863682
go go dick and dom
IN DA BUNGALOW

Eva is very likely a teenage girl or at the very least mentally challenged.

disappointed in how you're all treating her on her birthday

you're all worked up.
but you have to admit:
you're FEELING something.

>>81863710
her discord profile is very teen coded desu

>>81863701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQSR7P9gmDY

Simping over a sweet mentally challenged teenage girl who plays Roblox. The nonce nest wins again. It's Nubs all over again.

Piss easy to get views on TikTok

>>81863725
>mentally challenged
Is she?

You are all nonces, for posting Eva's discord and making those kinds of comments. Go think about that. Lol.

>Eva hasn't accepted my friends request

shut the fuck up about that basic bitch

Blad sitting on Eva's head.

>>81863756
;_; i am very sorry, Siggi Langnasen (Eva's dad). i have been having a hard time since my wife died.

>>81863191
Very cosy image lad. It looks just like when I was in Yamagata last winter.

>>81863756
That would be one hell of a /deepfeel/

>>81863756
Your daughter has been a whore for years

Shagging Blad's belly rolls

>>81863756
please saar, i was only for doing the needful on your wonderful little sister's pink and delicate on the pussy xxx

>>81863790
do you have more pics? looks grand.

>>81863790
i want cold weather back right now!

>>81863790
I won't say who this is, but I'm glad you're well fren

>>81863809
a real indian would say i only was doing

>>81863790
>It looks just like when I was in Yamagata last winter.
Beautiful

SeaSideMark showing Eva exactly why they call him C-C-Cr-Creampie King.

>>81863772
Don't feel bad lad, she didn't add me either

>>81863790
A magical place to smoke cannabis

>>81863772
good, she added me immediately but i told her not to add people then removed her myself, seems she got the message

>>81863849
Incredibly selfish thing to do lad

>>81863847
Highly illegal there

>>81863772
I missed it, whats her handle?

Sucking on Eva's clit until it's swollen and bigger than my cock.

erase myself
and let go of what ive done
x

should have asked Yanklass for her discord

you racists and sexists need to read 'The Day After the Day the Martians Came' it is a science fiction story

>>81863810
>>81863813
>>81863830
>>81863847
I have loads but don't want to dox myself. That photo was in Yamadera, just outside of Yamagata.
>>81863828
Thank you, not sure who you are but I hope you're well too.

>>81863879
Yanklass was a BN LARP de lid.

>>81863862
Very true, Japan is one of the few countries I've been to where I never smoked. Didn't seem wise to even attempt it. But imagine living out there in a rural part for six months, to go and write a book or something, and you've somehow managed to get 500g of good hash to last you the winter.

>>81863885
everyone is a character to you

>>81863883
Me? I hope you're not doing well.

>>81863883
Do you speak Japanese? How was your experience in the more remote places?

Putting all my benefit money on VUAG yay or nay? I have like 600 left over after rent and bills, used to spaff it because I didn't think I was allowed to open an S&S ISA. Market will probably skyrocket once orange man kicks the bucket.

>>81863898
Wouldn't expect anything else you soft cunt. Love winding people up on britfeel desu.

>>81863885
I asked him to prove it by posting on the trip but he couldn't

>>81863883
>Thank you, not sure who you are but I hope you're well too.
I sent you a picture on WhatsApp shortly after you got back from that trip

>>81863907
Only thing soft is your impotent cock softlad.

>>81863790
Is this the weeb version of judging England by The Cotswolds?

>>81863907
>Love winding people up on britfeel desu
Sorry you have nothing else in your life de lad.

Got some right shotgun farts coming out of me right now, proper stinks

>>81863928
He spent six months smoking hash and writing a book in rural Japan lad. I think he's doing alright.

>>81863813
It's over lad, 30C january soon.

Really thought mark was gunna reveal he had like 50k the way he was talking

>4grand :|

>>81863934
I've done that here and I got paid for it with neetbux. It's not special

>>81863571
That's not a picture of someone's relationship, that's a porn photo.

>>81863903
I don't speak Japanese. I learnt the basics, how to order food, directions, please thank you etc. Even in remote areas people spoke basic English which I was suprised at. They seemed very happy when I used what little Japanese I knew. On that particular day we'd bought some heat packs as it was colder than we'd expected and I said to the elderly shop owner Samui which meant cold and she was laughing and saying the same thing.

>>81863943
Mark got a fortune from his dead dad's estate. He owns half the property in Wareham.

>>81863943
Is that from his dad? That's about 6 months of booze money for him.

>>81863934
He sounds wifeless and sprogless, but if he's content then he can crack on

>>81863912
>>81863934
You've got me mixed up with someone else, sorry anon.

>>81863953
I think you're someone else. Glad you enjoyed your trip anyway

>>81863935
>30C january soon.
NO!

>>81863959
Ahhh it's like that. They sell the house Hel be laughing.

Riff rats viewers in shambles right now

Why won't Chika suck me off?

Definitely a lonely era right now

nights drawing in, it lush oh aye x

>>81863979
Wonder if he has declared that capital to the DWP.

poor eva

Don't think I'll ever have friends or a social life outside of /britfeel/ desu

Mark the type of guy to always end up broke though.

How come Eva stopped posting? Comes here and causes a fuss then fucks off.

SSM bought the bike himself. Not Helen

>>81863971
Who do you think I am out of curiosity?

>>81863994
It's under 6k, he doesn't need to. However, if it's over 3k you lose your 75% council tax reduction, so he needs to tell them

>>81863988
Same, keep yourself distracted

>>81864002
being groomed on discord

SSM feeding 4k into a FOBT

>>81863979
Knew he had money stashed away somewhere. How else would he afford to have the lifestyle that he has. Also those premium bonds are classed as capital and would have the be reported to the DWP as it is classed as an investment.

>>81864014
Thought you was the old ambassador but nevermind

>>81864002
sexting with whoever successfully impressed her on discord

>>81864025
Only affects your bennies if you have over 16k.

Don't say 4K or DVDlad will haunt your dreams.

>>81864035
6k, and you lose a tiny portion for every 250 over that until 16k where you lose it all

>>81864029
Nar, a few people have called me edgbaston but I'm anon 99.9% of the time.

>>81864004
very nice bicycle. how is it standing i dont see a kickstand

>>81864035
Above 6k and bennies are tapered off by a few quid each 250 pound. Above 16k you are kicked off completely. All investments aphave to be reported as it is classes as capital.

I'm the sort of introvert who copes relatively well without social interaction but everyone has their limits

>>81863895
yeah I would never risk it. a running youtuber I was subscribed to went dark for 3 months and when I looked him up I saw he'd been arrested and imprisoned in Japan for trying to sneak in weed gummies as they helped him sleep before a marathon. fucking mong
https://runningmagazine.ca/the-scene/australian-marathon-youtuber-arrested-on-drug-charges-in-japan/

>>81864025
>>81863994
You don't have to declare anything to the DWP under 6k.

>>81864043
Just a holiday with the gf out there?

>>81864034
sad. she didn't stand a chance against these predators desu

>>81864045
The back basket holder is leaned against the chair

is Japan a mystic land that combines old-world traditional values and architecture with modern technology and computer fames?
if i go there, do i get to be a teenager again?

>>81864046
>>81864061
Unless you get council tax contributions in which case over 3k you don't get anything. Source: I fucked up and had too much money in my bank so I'm losing a grand a year until I gradually get it under 3k again

>>81864061
Is edgbaston in the discord now

>>81864078
nah it's just a bunch of sexless people with the emotional maturity of children

>>81864046
>All investments aphave to be reported as it is classes as capital.
Only when you first start your claim
>>81864057
I actually sympathise. It was a bad idea but when you can't sleep it is awful.

>>81863965
>he's not better than me, I'll have a wife and kids one day and he doesn't have either now!

SSM thinking of ways to spend his money

>>81864077
>The back basket holder is leaned against the chair
no it isnt

>>81864079
Hol up what? You mean a council tax discount? Doesn't everyone on benefits get that?
>>81864081
?

>>81864097
>Doesn't everyone on benefits get that?
Like I said, only if you have under 3k in capital/savings. I was getting 75% off until I was switched over to UC and now I'm losing 100 quid a month.

>>81864085
how does this work, in Japan, though?
don't get me wrong - a trip to Akihabara would be fun, i get it. go round, buy all the anime tat, play games, i'm sure it's a great time.

what do Japanese people, in Japan, think of this lifestyle? is reading comics on the train normal or is it geeky?

>>81864064
Yeah, can't wait to go back. You should go lad.
>>81864081
I'm not part of any discord mate, I post here.

>basket holders leaned against chairs ITT

>>81864104
>a trip to Akihabara would be fun, i get it

>>81863607
yeah I know what you mean lad, although probs not good for me to lose too much weight as I'm too skinny already

>>81864095
you're right. I don't know then lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2fTbSb4TFU

>>81864116
Entire country and all people want to do is visit the most sloppest of overly commercialized slop.

>>81864104
From when I was there it seemed very normalised. When we went to arcades there was couples trying to win anime figures on the claw machines. In general there was lots of sexualised anime and hostess clubs advertised everywhere.

Blad thinking of ways to eat more food

>>81864110
How do people know you were out there writing a book. Is that just a fiction?

>>81864087
>I actually sympathise. It was a bad idea but when you can't sleep it is awful.
I know what you mean, but this wasn't because he can't sleep in general (which is awful) but just because he wanted a good sleep before running a marathon. he also bragged about what he was going to do on a youtube video he posted before going there kek.

Brand new iMac is that alright with you de lads?

>>81864110
are you a keen runner, Edgbaston? someone once wrongly identified me as you when I posted a run I'd done.

>>81864101
Every time i gather up the courage to open a legitimate ISA I hear some story about a claimant getting investigated or sanctioned over some technicality. I can't see any evidence of this online however. Does it vary by council or something?

>>81864144
Oh aye. Went to McDonalds today and had 3 double cheeseburgers it lush. A nice little treat since my wages went in today.

>>81864125
too fucking rights i do. that's the point.

>>81864162
Whats that worth then?

>>81864172
Thought the big arch burger was actually pretty good desu

>>81864178
about a grand.

>>81864162
that is lush. and he taking 'elen on a cru-cru-cruise. life is good for our mark.

Many people here approaching the halfway point of life. Some older ones like BN might have even crossed it

>>81864162
He just admitted to buying gadgets to ensure he stays under 6k in savings. Clever lad.

>>81864162
Weirdly the Apple store takes cash. At least they did in 2018 when I bought one. Making a 1.5k transaction via card is crazy.

>>81864165
That was me, I suggested you might be him because edgbaston likes to keep fit

>>81864122
>
Marin Fairfax E 700c 2025 Electric Bike
1,599.00 pound
how can he afford this?!

>>81864172
What happened to the diet

>>81864200
Inheritance money from his dad passing

eva has sent pics of herself

He confirmed going on cruise next year. Nice long cruise around the Caribbean. Best to enjoy yourself whilst your above ground, he always want to see the world. Nice turquoise seas, cocktail in his hands, buffets.
three grand cruise. Isn't life grand when you're bookie free?

>>81864181
>>81864172
Why are you still eating goyslop in 2025? Not even racist but Jews or not, it really is designed to keep profits up and you addicted. Every year they release a new 'limited edition' burger with the meat and salad shuffled around, different sauce and twice as many calories packed in.

>>81864217
Does she really look like Avril

>>81864220
It's not a big deal lid. Sometimes I just fancy a McDonald's ya know?

so much for my happy ending x

>>81864162
why not buy the new iPhone
it 99 pounds
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/jul/16/internet-safe-sage-iphone-for-children-goes-on-sale-in-uk-for-99-pounds-a-month

>>81864200
Store e-bikes are such a rip-off. it's not even a mid-drive.
>>81864210
Lmao that's 150 quid. Anyway redpill me on this guy? Who is he, why is /britfeel/ obsessed with him and how does he get away with posting his benefit fraud online? Why would you even do such a thing?

>>81864172
>3 double cheeseburgers

>>81864252
dont fat shame our big lads please.

>>81864181
Not had it yet lad. Looks right lush.
>>81864206
Oh that? keeping it private my lid.
>>81864252
Ive had 3 triple cheeseburgers once lid. Get with the programme. Just s snack to me thats all. Simple as.

>>81864252
Easy work to be honest. Milkshake chaser. No problem.

>>81864261
>keeping it private
You've gave up then

I'm of the opinion that immigration is driven by the very wealthy - shareholders in private companies etc, CEOs - and economists in and outside of government, purely for cheap workforces. And it doesn't matter if a large amount are not in work - they're the auxiliary workforce. It's not the replacement of white people, or some 'wokey' shit. It's pure capitalist greed.
Agree, disagree? Genuinely would like to hear your thoughts.

Obligatory GET THEM OUT!

Big Bastard

I'm the biggest lad on britfeel and I refuse to feel ashamed for what I am.

Its a hard knock life having to catalog all your N64 games. Just the way it is when you have a large collection, I dont want to be buying duplicates now do I?

>>81864280
Corr bet Wops would wet her knickers over that collection

>>81864249
Just the local lolcow to be honest.

>>81864261
Not right they removed the triple

It not right what happen to Freddie Mercury

>>81864273
Well no shit, Sherlock. Patriotism is largely for poor people; they don't have anything else.

quite girly handwriting for such a big lad

If a man arrives at his place of work dressed in a funny clown outfit, he should be shot out of a cannon.

>>81864280
What's "Helen 64"?

>>81864316
Lmao.
Gone too soon dee lad

Mark buying an iMac when he could have bought a decent PC with that. He could be playing road to the masters in stunning 4K 60fps.

>>81864302
Doubt she'd know any of these games, she's a silly zoomette

not had mcdonalds for years, would it make me feel sick if i had some now?

>>81864280
How many do you have in total lad? You trying to get the full PAL set?

>>81864280
What you gunna do when you run out of space?

>>81864280
Handwriting of a child

>>81864353
Stomachache, headache and regret

>>81864327
Helen 64. It plays a little bit like pac man but instead you being chased by an overweight unemployed man throughout the streets of Dorset. Great game but it does get harder towards the end especially when the enemy has the best upgrades like the e-bike and the iMac.
>>81864356
Keeping it private. XXXX figure.
>>81864358
Already made arrangements with mum to store my overflow of games under her bed. She said it was ok.

Some mixing decks or a Mediterranean cruise. Just the problems a man on benefits has

>>81864378
>XXXX

Not possible surely, there's only about 300 n64 games.

>>81864368
Haha. Piss of lad. What do you want me to do whip out the fountain pen and do ornate calligraphy for a checklist?

Quite like marks speaker actually.

>>81864344
>windows

captcha:yvd4k

I like playing my games at 1440p 144fps. Once you go past 60fps you can't go back.

>>81864385
Seething that he has more than you, fucking catamite

Today I'm embarking on my long and arduous journey to get a fucking job

By which I mean I started some shitty antidepressants in the hope it'll put me in the right mindset for a job

If this doesn't work then I'm truly and completely fucked

>>81864406
What sort of job do you want?

>>81864280
i like you're handwriting

>>81864386
No games in total. I only have around 44 N64 games. Only started collecting in December 2024.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H7QYG8Rr0A

It's so fucking over

>>81864434
Ahh cool. I hope you end up getting all of your favourites and discover some good ones. What's your favourite?

>>81864420
I should probably apply for any realistic job I suppose

how many adds have you had eva

>>81864319
make you feel big replying to people like that lad aye?

>No gf to suck BBC with
why live?

/britfeel/ is Hufflepuff
eva6 is Slytherin
it's like oil and water

>>81864481
Hot desu ngl

>>81864481
Me, Eva6 and Jamal

>>81864165
I do run a lot, I always have but only 5k's.

>>81864509
>I do run a lot
Why are you so fat then?

You save a lot when you don't go bookies. x

>>81864481
Is that Zimmy and his wife?

>>81864521
He's taking Helen on a Mediterranean cruise with that money. Can't wait for the updates

>>81864542
I doubt her new boyfriend Big Dave will be happy with that

seeing as britfeel is close to the end, it's time to divvy up the apu art collection, i'll be taking wichaelfrengelos the creation of fren

>>81864561
How long left now? About a week?

>>81864529
You're obsessed Arbs

>>81864569
I'm obsessed with securing a future for my race, yes.

>>81864569
You're obsessed Shippy

>>81864406
Whenever I take tramadol I start getting all positive and feeling I can reach for the stars etc. However normally I'm browsing doomer subreddits swallowing bogpills on how the system is so rigged that you're better off on benefits. I don't know what to believe anymore.

>>81864561
>>81864568
I'll see you all at soijak <dot> st

(Replace the i with y)

>>81864580
>I'm obsessed with securing a future for my race

>>81864592
I don't browse doomer subreddits. I looked at the NEET subreddit and it was too fucking depressing for me. I want to be focused on stuff I enjoy and stuff that motivates me.
>the system is so rigged that you're better off on benefits
Personally I think rotting on benefits sucks. I've worked before and I really need to get back into that. I definitely think working is better. It gives you more self-esteem, more independence, and often more money than bennies too.

Bollocks utterly neutered, swinging paperweights

We must secure the existence of our estrogen and a future for white transsexuals

>>81864594
I'm done if this place goes.
I'm just a pedestrian anyway

>>81864518
I weigh 13 stone.

>>81864594
Not going to that dump again, I'll be free if it gets blocked

>>81864660
Yeah, that's fat lad.

fucking knackered for no reason lads

>>81864280
lad you know there is free software to make this much easier

i was eating with my family

>>81864439
Demons crest for the Super Nintendo is one of my favs. I like the older castlevania games as well.

>>81864172
what happened to the diet you fucking bouldering fuck

>>81864684
Nah. Owning it physically is always better. That way I get to keep it forever. Not interested in emulation sorry.

>>81864698
I meant store the collection you fuckwit.
I use google sheets to track my collection vice.

Cum to some sissy joi stuff
Now comes the regret

>>81864694
Keeping it private. Hope you dont mind.
If I had the seasideMARK image of him in the high vis jacket hushing I would post the image as well.

>>81864702
Oh I see sorry. Must have misread your post. Again I prefer a list. Im a bit old fashioned you see.

>>81864710
>Keeping it private. Hope you dont mind.
Bit weird to post about it publicly then get all coy.
Either way, it's clearly fucked and you're doomed to tight chests forever.

everyone acted so shy and different when i talked to them on discord
anonymity makes you cruel

>>81864722
Then you can't whinge it's fucking difficult if you handicap yourself to the hard way, ya nugget.
>man bread is so hard to get
>I only make it by hand though, I'm old fashioned you see

>>81864726
Used to have tight chests anyways with anxiety at 16 stone so I doubt it would make a difference lid.

>>81864739
add me and I'll call you a useless cunt all the same, no worries mate

>>81864740
I just like things as they were. Home made bread is x4 lush the smell of it is divine, wouldnt mind making my own bread to be honest. Limmy used to do it all the time.

1 week no findom Twitter
and it's lush!

>>81864616
I did the maths and it is true that in some cases benefits is better than minimum wage. Examples include
>Getting child benefit
>Or high-rate disability
>Being in social housing
>Council tax reduction
>cash-in hand work
All these things can add up to around 20-25k. 40 hours on minimum wage is 21k after tax.

>>81864756
Well yeah it's good but going online and bitching about it is dumb if you yourself are the handicap.
You just wanted to attention whore off your aging games, don't lie.

>>81864761
Im earning no where near 25k. It must apply to people living down south.

I am suicidal. See little point going on. Just one breakdown away from doing it.

>>81864677
For a midget man like you. I'm 6ft so 13 isn't much really.

>>81864739
anonymity makes them brave and bold

>>81864518
>cycled london-harlow last week
>15 stone
The fat-but-fit meme is real.

I started on 22k for a STEM grad job and I didn't complain.

>>81864710
Wtf does keeping a diet private mean? You've ditched the diet for a life of triple cheeseburgers, not sure what could be kept private here its pretty simple

>>81864798
he wants to drive attention and intrigue about himself as tripfags often do due to a crippling ego complex

>>81864766
Not really. If I wanted to show off I more than could do with what I have. I always like to be modest and great full with what I have.
It was just one of my musings no need to have a melty over it lid.

>>81864773
Minimum wage is national. Work more hours.

>>81864798
Probably applied for fat jabs

>>81864808
The lads who have nothing are jealous of your game collection. Now they are about to have a melty about your weight.

>>81864739
They were trying to get into your knickers

NEETS. He's coming for you. This recent bill was just the beginning. He's got the traitors to out themselves, and they will be dealt with. The full planned changes to bennies will require multiple bills, which is pretty normal. Just got to deal with the rebels in the party before going ahead again, so it doesn't go down like that once more.

You will work.
You will contribute to society.

>>81864689
what did you have? i wasn't sure what to have so i just went little tesco for snacks, i got oreos
>>81864739
if i had spoken to you properly i'd have been supportive like usual but you should focus on real life friendships you shouldn't be adding anyone from here

Me? Just put the little one to bed. Older one's got another hour before bedtime. We played snakes and ladders together after dinner which was nice.

>>81864722
There is something nice about it being written on paper

>>81864798
Haha. Yes you've got me. I am no longer dieting it only lasted 2 weeks. Somewhat ashamed that it didnt last longer. Not eating as much junk food as I did though so its somewhat of an improvement.

>>81864820
Not doing anything for this jew or this shitskin loving country

>>81864820
He is toothless. The next government will be a reform-lib dem coalition and be even more toothless.

>>81864820
You're on that triple lock cope scheme

Wonder how HHLs day out with Steve is going

>>81864848
Not very well considering he's been spamming here all day off trip.

God what an awful thread/threads tonight

>>81864831
Idk why people judge others for taking weight loss meds. It's not for me (don't trust big pharma since covid) but I am not against it.

This lad has been pushing trolleys at Sainsbury's for 16 years now. You dole dossers could take a leaf out of his book.
https://www.tiktok.com/@jamesbeardwell83/video/7366633769559674144?lang=en

>>81864838
Doubt it. With that new law that just passed allowing 16 year olds to vote a lot of them will vote labour/left wing parties. If anything it will be labour-lib dem. Reform will be the opposition party and tories will stray further and further from relevancy due to the boomers dying off over time.

>>81864867
Pipe down slave cunt

>>81864864
I will try for monjarno later on down the line. Why not. Boat cunts are having trips to Alton towers and going to bowling why cant I have a piece of the pie?

>>81864867
I'd rather be fucking dead

>>81864739
mate i said sod all
>anonymity makes you cruel
yes, this is known.

eva6 is the type to have no female friends
>I just get on better with guys

>>81864876
>>81864884
What's got you dolemongs so worked up tonight, then?

>>81864867
Being a trolly dolly for 16 years? A fate worse than death. Shouldnt be looking down on the lad but fucking hell I bet Im earning more than him on bennies.

>>81864756
you should try it lad. it was also Limmy baking bread that got me into it and I do it semi-regularly now. you're right, it is 4x lush. unrelated (kind of), but today I was thinking how it's funny we may have interacted on a Limmy stream back in the justintv days kek

>>81864895
Its a bit warm and stuffy tonight. Excuse me.

>>81864863
tripfags ruin everything init

>>81864881
I reckon it's probably an overall positive for people that are heavily obese.
Regular sized folks taking it tho sounds like a recipe for disaster down the line.

>>81864906
Haha. Might have done lad. When I was a teenager I was really upset that he had a massive melty over my message. Now I laugh at it.

>>81864909
>tripfags ruin everything init

well, "women" anyway

>>81864920
same he had a welty over one of mine once that lasted a good 10-15 mins

>>81864909
I will turn mine off if it making you upset lad.

>>81864833
Well you've got a problem then.

New claimants for UC disability will have half the amount as before. Current claimaints are protected, but only for their current claim. They're easily dealt with by just rejecting their next reassessment. They'll have to appeal and go to tribunal, which is then considered a new claim if they win it. So they'll get half the amount.

In the future once it's all done, you'll need PIP to get UC disability at all. PIP points will require 4 points or more. Not now, since it was scrapped for a concession, right? Except it's only been scrapped until after the review. Who is leading the review? Stephen Timms. A man that supported the entire bill from the beginning, and is part of the CSJ which Ian Duncan Smith is a part of. They are radically against the benefit system and basically want it eradicated. As far as CSJ, Timms, IDS are concerned, poor = you are a bad person. On benefits? Bad person. Lazy. You need to do better. Change your mindset etc

His review will no doubt find that actually a 4 point minimum is a good idea, or maybe even higher. Then the government will implement it. So you see the concession to the rebel MP's was at best a delay. Except he can use the time before then to oust rebel leaders, which means it can then be even tougher than originally planned.

Looks bad short term, these "concessions". Long run? Masterfully done. Cunning as a fox.

After this, they'll change descriptors for PIP (The criteria you are rated for points on) and make them harder as well. After all, work is good for your mental health and will cure depression and anxiety. You should work for your own sake. In the end you'll only get bennies if you're what would have been considered disabled in the 1950's.

I'm not even shitposting. This is seriously what they are doing. You will work.

>>81864881
I mean to be fair lad everything you have is paid for by the taxpayer

everyone seems desperate and lost, so i'm starting a cult. three rules:
1. this is not a sex cult, specifically
2. i am the leader always
3 ???? (only revealed to those closest to me)

anyone want in?

>New claimants for UC disability will have half the amount as before. Current claimaints are protected, but only for their current claim. They're easily dealt with by just rejecting their next reassessment. They'll have to appeal and go to tribunal, which is then considered a new claim if they win it. So they'll get half the amount.

>In the future once it's all done, you'll need PIP to get UC disability at all. PIP points will require 4 points or more. Not now, since it was scrapped for a concession, right? Except it's only been scrapped until after the review. Who is leading the review? Stephen Timms. A man that supported the entire bill from the beginning, and is part of the CSJ which Ian Duncan Smith is a part of. They are radically against the benefit system and basically want it eradicated. As far as CSJ, Timms, IDS are concerned, poor = you are a bad person. On benefits? Bad person. Lazy. You need to do better. Change your mindset etc

>His review will no doubt find that actually a 4 point minimum is a good idea, or maybe even higher. Then the government will implement it. So you see the concession to the rebel MP's was at best a delay. Except he can use the time before then to oust rebel leaders, which means it can then be even tougher than originally planned.

>Looks bad short term, these "concessions". Long run? Masterfully done. Cunning as a fox.

>After this, they'll change descriptors for PIP (The criteria you are rated for points on) and make them harder as well. After all, work is good for your mental health and will cure depression and anxiety. You should work for your own sake. In the end you'll only get bennies if you're what would have been considered disabled in the 1950's.

>>81864947
Rather just join the Jehovas, some good looking birds in there.

I'll just commit crimes and they'll pay for my prison cell for the rest of my life x

>>81864934
Not reading this and none of it applies to Scotland, cheers

>>81864934
>You will work
Good.

>>81864863
Yeah probably the worst threads of the year so far today

any lads fancy a game of san fransisco rush exreme racing?

>>81864958
>tfw got approached by Mormons on the bus once
>they always use the youngest prettiest girls to coax you in
>main one was so good looking I basically remember her as if it was yesterday despite it being years ago
>boner wanted in, brain wanted out
>brain won
Shame really but it's for the best.

>>81864958
the purpose of rule #1 is specifically to entice eva and her kind. we all have to start somewhere.

>>81864978
>san fransisco rush exreme racing

One of the many examples of arcade conversion shovelware on the n64 sadly.

>>81864977
Simple answer lad; filter. I'm not reading any of the drivel.

>>81864986
lol wut. was this in the UK?

had a couple of blokes come up to me once with all this stuff about the Jesus Christ Church of Latter-Day Saints and tbqh i only knew it from South Park. i gave them a fake name and phone number, kind of wish i didn't, see where it went.

Lads in this thread having a massive melty over the fact they wasn't included in the discord private messages. For them it's like being back in school. Years and years of psychological torment being brought up again in their safe space.

>>81864869
That was likely why Labour did it however it may backfire on them. The right is generally better at engaging the young through social media and a rising percentage of young people are Muslim.

actually maybe Eva will finally leave now shes got the orbiters on discord

>>81865002
Weird post lad, we just find you annoying. Stay on discord. Cheers x

Dolemongs being forced to push trolleys in Tesco, it lush x

>>81865002
yeah, it's this. closest thing to a genuine connection with another human being i've felt in 20-odd years.

all for it end with eva telling me to eff off.

Finshing off my tub of vanilla ice cream

Ice cream you scream all the way

>>81865002
>being picked last in PE again
>laughed at by the girl you fancy again
>pushed around the corridor by the bigger lads again
It so sad

i think there is some kind anons out there
im sorry if i havent paid any ackowledgement to u if that is u

>>81864917
Feel bad for all those My 600lb Life participants who died before this was released

>>81865003
Honestly I think reform is a flash in the pan. Once it gets closer to the election people will realise that Farage is a massive cunt and is not capable of running a piss up in a brewery. The reform councillors are all dribbling retards. For fucks sake there is a 18 year old in charge of some council somewhere, imagine that on a nationwide scale.

>>81865017
how the fuck does this image come into existence? AI, whatever, i remember there was that one Pepe image that was a watercolour scene, but MAN WHAT THE FUCK

>>81865008
she deleted us all

>>81865032
no i still have someone added
the mario bedroom guy

One way of getting UC disability, is 'substantial risk'. Under this, even if you don't quite meet the criteria for getting it, you can still get it if it is decided that you not getting it would put you and/or others around you, at substantial risk.

This is going to be changed. Unclear what to. Just that they want it to be closer to its "original intention".

Trying to think of how this could be tightened and the obvious thing to me is that you'd need some kind of prior criminal history as a result of a melty, or big melty episode on your medical records that required hospitalisation.

So it won't be pre-emptive. It'll be for people who have actually had things happen.

>Mentaller mongs and snowflakes forced out into work and melting down
Gonna be funny to see!

You will work. Get down to the warehouse.

>>81865025
you should make real life friends instead. try going out for lunch tomorrow and just make conversation with the waiter or something
>>81865036
mistake desu

>>81865025
pick a mood.

>>81865039
>mistake
he doesnt even use britfeel, he knows nearly nothing about me
>>81865042
im trying to be sincere

The cringe continues

>>81865039
bad advice no one makes friends with people serving them food at a restaurant

>>81865036
>the mario bedroom guy

>>81865046
exactly, he spotted you like a predator spots its prey
>>81865048
it's not about making friends its about her getting out the house and communicating with anyone irl so she can gain confidence in talking with people

>>81865000
>lol wut. was this in the UK?
Yeah, but I'm talking over 10 years ago.
They only really try to front on 16-19 year olds by themselves I think, proper cult-like.

>>81865039
>>81865042
I feel secondhand embarrassment reading this shite jesus christ lads

>>81864934
>They're easily dealt with by just rejecting their next reassessment
They said they aren't going to do this.
>>81864934
>Stephen Timms
Isn't his entire constituency on benefits?

>>81865042
her only mood is "I NEED ATTENTION" and thats it

going bed soon to contemplate my loneliness

>>81865068
>They said they aren't going to do this.
LOL

They say all kinds of things. Did you know they actually give assessors targets on what percentage of claims they are expected to reject?

>>81865046
Steve you've been on this thread for about a month nobody knows deep steve6 lore besides that you shit up the thread

eva should understand that when we're on /britfeel/ we're playing characters and using speech that we wouldn't use in normal conversations

>>81865087
Don't think steven needs your help with playing characters

>>81865029
Well everyone also thought his boss was a flash-in the pan. He is also a massive cunt and not capable of running a piss up in a brewery yet he won the election

Stevie boy on a mad one

alright de leeeeeeeeeds alright de leeeeeeeeeds life is on the up on the bloody upwards x

i'm thinking the new rimworld expansion is one of the best dlc of all time. absolutely class x

Brent Spiner is a great actor

he's obsessed with that star trek him x

In 2028, we'll all be watching Crossy sharing his remarkable personal story on Shippy's Youtube channel. A journey through hardship, doubt, and ultimately, discovery. From moments of uncertainty to finding direction on /britfeel/ through the call of the Qa'im Aba al Shippy, his experience will be a powerful reminder of what it means to seek truth in a world full of noise.

have I told you guys im on season 4 of TNG rn. Picard went home to France and bummed his brother in the mud drinking wine and now Data has met his evil brother and his dads dead damn son x

>>81865140
mite watch it mate, is it any good then?

>>81864986
the Mormons persistently came and tried to canvas people outside the library of my university until the university eventually had to ban them from the campus

some fucking tourist faggot with mario bedsheets is going to shag eva6

>>81865167
Life's not fair mate

>>81865167
I'm interested in getting to know her, not just sex

Reform will get less votes than in the polls, not more, and not equal, but less. The reason is some percentage of people will chicken out last minute and fall back to their tribal ways to try and keep labour/tories out locally. Now with 16/17 year olds voting that will bolster Labour more. Many will also vote Green and whatever Corbyns new party is. These would be much more aligned with Labour than Reform/Tories and could be brought into a coalition if needed.

Reform will likely fall afoul of the changes Keir is making to campaign financing.

Most people now regret Brexit too. Keir is probably going to get us back in.

You like this face? No? Well tough. You'll be seeing it regularly for the next decade at least.

We still have HHL drunk posting to look forward to

>>81865140
cor. as someone going through the Star Trek TNG Journey would you recommend watching it all? or skipping around a bit? i watched 'Encounter at Farpoint'.

Can't wait for more shitty politics posting no one fucking cares about.

>>81865167
That's "willy biscuit" from last year, who I think is also Cannachan. Willybiscuit trip definitely had the same figures he posted a picture.

>>81865167
she's been told it's not safe, lad. if she doesn't want to listen then she'll just have to learn from her own mistakes, sad thing is it's going to mess her up bad and set back her progress by years

>>81865222
Mate. You totally suck.

>>81865239
yeah and you're a predator, leave her alone

Just ordered some Mario bedsheets on Amazon. Hopefully this is enough to make her like me

Comfey as fuck lads. Engage.

>>81865254
this does actually look like the dream life.
maybe it sad. maybe it not for you. but it for me.

Mario bedsheets would get me a girlfriend

Entertaining martial arts kino that was. Now for a wuppa and a cereal bar.

>>81865222
Incredibly embarrassing mate thinking some bloke pretending to be a woman online needs your help like a stupid child, obviously your fetish

>he wasn't in the comfy footlad screenshot

i'm gonna bleed in the club

Every single poster involved in this eva6 bollocks needs launched to space utter cringelords

Eva you have no idea what's coming.

>>81865190
To be honest lad there's a few good episodes in season 1 and 2 but it does get better around season 3-4 onwards. Just start from the beginning and see if you like it.

>>81865300
You on your period, love?

>windows 11
>edge
>no dark 4chan theme
>netflix
not very comfy

just got a sudden waft of fish in my room....

>>81865300
not gonna impress her mate, switch to mario posting

I cant think of anything worse than being stuck in a holiday house with my family

>>81865314
Give this a read lad

>>81865321
impress who?

>steve6 heaviest thread of the year
>quite literally the worst britfeel thread of the year

>>81865314
BAH GAWD THATS SSM'S THEME TUNE

>>81865310
Oh I use Bing because Microsoft pays me to use it. It lush. Ive accumulated around 10 pounds worth of points so far.

>>81865249
Not even close. Genuinely no interest in any of you. I was just pointing out that you totally suck.

new fred at 500 posts as god intended
>>81865345
>>81865345

>>81865364
few posts early but ill take it over the usual tosh

>>81865364
3 More posts lid. Sorry staying in here. Simple as.

>>81865377
top lad you are

Fart sniffers

>>81864273
It's both. Not every powerful person is some hand-rubbing schemer trying to advance the grand plan, or a butthurt far left Remainer trying to replace the working class Gammons who refused to vote correctly, but some of them are.

>>81865300
i dont need any love