Thread 81886557

Banana ketchup sort of night.

>>81886557 (OP)
try banan pnut butter samich

c:

put some honey on it


c:<<<<

It won't come out. I hate my life.
>>81886578
That is too sweet for my boomer palate.

>>81886595
yeah I get

I been vaping sweet flavors

I can't stand sugar anymore

my fav snacks are savory based

like pizza bites

>>81886557 (OP)
Neat pic
I have some kind of strawberry juice
Watching the sun set while smoking desu
>sun set is ova but there are still some pretty colors in the sky
>banana ketchup
What????
I still hab some sausages filled with cheese from grilling, u can hab some if u want desu
Probably goes better with ketchup than bananas but I would recommend mustard to be desuu
Drink plenty of water!!

All gone. No bytches no drink. Wat nou?
>>81886627
c:<<<< indeed....
>>81886882
>strawberry juice
That doesn't exist.
>banana ketchup
It taste almost like normal catsup, which I guess is the point. But it's kind of like a jelly.
>Drink plenty of water!!
Allah permittig yeh.

>>81886886
Uff Danke but yeah its a big gamble already
>she probably underestimated the implication
>of me starting to collect her pics n going yandere
>I asked her
>>>>>she thought it was just a joke until she saw the folder
>but she let me continue
>ofcourse I decide to go for a very complicated case
>but n0 one else ever catched my attention here
>and from my irl observation she is actually a nice n loyal girl
>my bpd going crazy paranoid is rather a bigger issue oof
>>81886943
>That doesn't exist
Welp this one is a mix of things but a strawberry image is on the bottle n the taste is good
>guess is the point. But it's kind of like a jelly.
Oh interesting, I thout u meant putting ketchups on banana!!
>Allah permittig yeh.
Alcohol is not permitted. Haram.
>Mohammed being a cat person is the only good thing about him

Tired of meself already.
>>81887094
>Welp this one is a mix of things
Yeh, it's always adulterated.
>I thout u meant putting ketchups on banana!!
Stoner moment.

>Talking of the devil
>bpd tells me to delete her befor she does it or something like that
Gonna eat lots of ice cream after im done smoking
>she is also more of a normie than I calculated
>scares me n I imagine I need someone as nerdy as me
>but ig thats part of a actual relationship
>they cant be everything I dreamed of
>and as long as they are monogamous and not into stuff like bug chasing
>I can make it work methinks
>>>I started to ramble about chris chan but kept it short the other day
>too s00n
>described him as tragedy x dark humor
>that turned over the decades into psychological horror x true crime case
>>81887148
>Tired of meself already.
than change urself baka
>Yeh, it's always adulterated.
Well this mix im having is tasty!!!
>Stoner moment.
Would be better if u were farming moar instead of drinking ...

>0h right
>I hab banana ben n jerry !!
>gonna eat n roll brrr

>>81887620
why are all trannies addicted to weed?

>>81887641
im NOT trans wtf

>>81887674
uhh well your post was very tranny coded so maybe that's why

>>81887710
cause of the pink grinder?
listen here an0n
pink is a super MANLY color !
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i0iTK-EqWtc
>I do hab some anime school girl top thingy from hot topic
>sent my 3d waifu a pic of me wearing it
CROSSDRESSING IS STRAIGHT
I think its for the better good that we dont hab hot topic over here
I imagine I would ONLY get clothes from there desu

>>81887620
Since you love bananas that much I have a big banana for you if you catch my drift ;) ;)

>>81887757
>cause of the pink grinder?
no because you have a very sparse, spartan setup and you try to appear feminine by having a pink weed grinder when a real girl would never have that setup and you shouldn't crossdress in hot topic gear ok

>>81887620
Baka supports commie Jews who hate me... I got some Korean melon aisu. Mom was ready to call me a baka buying poor quality frozen juice on a stick, but changed her mind after trying. Those Asians be honorabre.

>>81887834
Im sorries
Ben n jerries are some weird hippies but their ice cream is TOO GOOD ;w;
>Korean Melon
Oh sounds neat!
>Mom was ready to call me a baka buying poor quality frozen juice on a stick, but changed her mind after trying. Those Asians be honorabre.
Maybe bring her a long to a asia store next time desu?
>>81887783
>no because you have a very sparse, spartan setup and you try to appear feminine by having a pink weed grinder when a real girl would never have that setup
I just like the asthetics, im not doing it on purpose, idk what went wrong uwu
im actually trying to become str0nk on purpose desu
>https://litter.catbox.moe/8uw1weny8uhg8bsg.jpg
makes my posts funnier if u ask me
>and you shouldn't crossdress in hot topic gear ok
why not??? there are some pieces that are 2cute2NOT wear urself
but yea I need a gf who can wear all the clothes I would like to wear myself uwu
>>81887779
lol, No.
Also OP started with the banana topic!

>>81887620
Tranny-coded. Send pic of ur weed

These cookies are soooo good, Ceb. You folk are a true cornocupia of curiosities for my dull snowcel lyfe.

>>81888180
Did you got rice cookies????
Also if you try stuff from tehran or other local specialties, u may want to move to Iran
>parents are back
>brought back sweets from a Persian bakery
>I kinda regret not joining them today
>missed out on that place
>but I had a comfy quiet day at home so is okies
>oof seems like I'm gonna hab too much sugar tonight!

>>81888230
Gib. Norrgayans can't bake for shidd.

>>81888298
Well u guys hab a pretty country n the northern lights! Can't hab everything ig
I would share but I ate everything on my plate before I got a chance to post
>https://youtube.com/shorts/uEH-buKMhEc?si=leBxhrp4CDxOmAp7
The girl in the painting is pretty desu

>heading towards 3am
>im sleepy
>yea I should get ready2sleep soooon
>its a warm night
>just started to rain
Comfy

>last smokies n then I sleep
>03:44am
>dubs!
>but I better dont mess up my sleep schedule
>gotta pull through another week
>and do it properly
>then it's on dad & crazy Lil bro while im gone
>please let them success with the new clients
>im gonna be broke after my vacay
>I wanna hustle monay
>and not suffer again to get the biz back on its feet ((again))
>tfw another night where the necklace gift4my 3d waifu stays under my bed
>I will most likely get gifts for her during my vacay
>gonna be like a dragon sleeping over valuables after im back desu

BTW Aiste, my mom likes Jagurs so ig she would prefer ur mom's Jaguar xd
Bavarian cousin also drives a Jaguar
I should stfu n sleep after dis ciggy
Its getting slowly bright outside
I'm not even up to anything besides munchies but I still don't wanna sleeeeep
>tfw at least in nihon they hab 24/7 konbinis with so much taste looking
>95% of the vacay are going to be spent in konbinis shopping snacks n drinks

this thread suxxs where's all the cool posts

>>81886595
Sex with Aisu while he complains about being unable to come.

>>81890748
u're not doing a very good job then

>>81890776
Baka must be pretty bored to reply to a sexpost...

>>81890798
i'm most bored alive pls ssomebody save me

>wake up way too soon
>check my phone for a brief moment
>received a pic from my 3d waifu
>hits me harder than 5 shots of espresso at the same time
>get out of bed
>just get a coffee n ciggy for a goodmorning pic for her
>im so damn sleepy
>I should go back2sleep

>https://youtu.be/kbNdx0yqbZE?si=JJ-uSJXa0RIwaCm0
>tfw I need MOAR sleep FR
>but I was able t0 smoke at the same time as my 3d waifu
>and received a bretty pic
>triggered too many caveman neurons
>I miss the old ways
>we NEED them back please
>I would kidnap her and ride away together on a horse immediately
>I should smoke a Lil moar that should knock me out desu

>>81890931
Haiiiiii :3
>>81891529
>>81891811
Free Ceb from the hos. Bro can't even get proper sleep.

>>81890931
/MDUhn2wfUF
new vv cyclepath server for beepeedeehos liek u

>https://youtu.be/UDAJCX2NFyU?si=PI0oGdtXL8GNQ2tR
>vibing too hard2loud music
>>81892053
I need HER as a bodypillow, then I could properly sleep FR

gosh did deleting posts always have a 10 minute timer

>>81892134
ya but.. but...

>>81892143
speak or be banished forever
>>81892118
how do u have all dis shid but didnt get a tomodaki over all these years smhsmh

>https://youtu.be/GoRkQlAcI68?si=P6tjdXhPbJFSGuL2
>wir sind blessed - hachoo ~
>so viele demons digga nein sie lassen mich nicht mehr in ruh
>>81892160
I used to hab one!
It disappeared the last time I was released from the mental ward.
Welp I need a real hum*ns anyways desu
>I showed a local girl my tomoko wall n it did well methinks

>>81892053
ooh haaaaaiiiii wahatcha up to today meanieass
>>81892160
ya but.., u know...

>>81892174
you should go all out as long as you can before people just think youre a creepy old otaku
>>81892197
did your aveepeedees get ur tongue in a twist gosh well too bad beggars cant be choosers theres nothing else going on right now until 26th epoch hyyype

>>81892234
no it's tbc hype time i'm getting prepared for february when i will become a jewel crafter

>>81892249
gosh well jews gotta jews i guess

>>81892297
did u recruit any epochers to play with you

>>81892234
is it 3:30 or 3:33?
my friend, please believe me that i would not put anything in your food that you would not see or know.

>>81892234
>you should go all out as long as you can before people just think youre a creepy old otaku
welp I finally dyed my hair fr, something im assuming im gonna personally feel too old4 once im in my 30s
and I always wanted to do it, I went for purple but I rather luv it when it washes out n turns into a mix of colors
there is a littercatbox in the thread xd
>picrel is my old room
>vertical monitor is neat for imageboards or like d*scord if thats ur jam ig
>specially while playing wow desu

>>81892330
*bites your butt*

>mom was looking for her new simcard pin
>kept blaming me for losing it
>be like mom I checked eberywhere and my conclusion is
>it wasnt with me
>but I remember her putting it in that one fancy black handbag
>tell her to check it
>she is in disbelief and tells me to look moar in my room
>she looks moar around in her rooms
>after a while she is like hOw
>the simcard pin thingy was in that one handbag I told her to check
>she apologised and I teased her for being a baka
>https://youtu.be/aaLiLRVeaZA?si=ixNhXiqJ5PxRPQyZ
aiste u should play metal gear solid
I think u will rike the themes n deep plot
start with mgs3!

>>81892197
Cancelling the oink. It just doesn't suit me.

>>81892695
good idea idek why you considered it in the first place

>>81892737
To be cring in front of da hos.

I mean to embarass in like a non-malicious way is what I mean.

Rly wide dick

>>81892984
that's fine aisu no harm done i hope u get ur monies back

>>81886557 (OP)
The sort of night to put me peener en teh vageener

>>81886557 (OP)
>Banana ketchup
What did you mean by this?

>>81893177
Is okej. We just made sum sales. We can now afford pigge. It's the cringe of qt stuff I can't yet afford.
>>81894375
Is nice on an egg akshully. Y'all a'ight, brown ppl. Y'all a'ight...

>eat together with parents
>clean up for us
>now I gotta be mom's sensei
>and teach her how to write our invoices
>mom says she is habby for me
>but sad that I will be missing 6 weeks
>probably for longer
>cause she may visits her sis in LA before I get back

spent the entire day watching animu
gonna play some Mecha BREAK and do unspeakable things to Narukamis now
>>81894479
>Is nice on an egg akshully
I wanna judge you but I like pineapple on pizza so I can't
>bonded with the korean exchange student bc of pineapple on pidser
>he told me it's popular in korea
maybe I'm spiritually korean
>MOM I'M A SQUID GAME PERSON!
my italian ancestors will lynch me someday desu
>>81894643
Is your flight tmrw?

>>81894971
Nuh I still hab to survive a good week desuuuu
>its gonna be a sandbox adventure
>cause I prepared shit rofl
>I do hab a good idea for the first day
>cat shrine to start the trip with a goos fortune buff!
>shibuya afterwards
>gonna visit that statue of that one loyal dog who waited for his master2return everyday even while the master was ded

>>81895318
Are you gonna be travelling all alone?

>>81895327
Yeah, its my first long distance travel where im on my own
>LA aunt was fighting me to be able to join me
>but at the end she let me hab my space
>cause enough shit happened to me irl lole
>im supposed to guide mom n aunt in a future jp travel together

>>81895327
>https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/kokudo-station-kanagawa-japan
>https://www.oldtokyo.com/elevated-railway-tokyo-c-1920/
gotta check out these places too desu

Narukami bakas must read this thread
I didnt encounter a single one of em
>>81895318
>Nuh I still hab to survive a good week desuuuu
same same, just this week and my lectures are done!
this time I'll definitely get a part time job or plan smth with frens and not just rot in bed
>its gonna be a sandbox adventure
>cause I prepared shit rofl
six weeks is enough for u to go wherever you like methinks
>gonna visit that statue of that one loyal dog who waited for his master2return everyday even while the master was ded
Hachiko T-T
I need a good boy like that in my life but I'm too dumb to take care of animals desu

>>81895719
>same same, just this week and my lectures are done!
ganbare
>this time I'll definitely get a part time job or plan smth with frens and not just rot in bed
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
>six weeks is enough for u to go wherever you like methinks
thats the issue, I wont be able to decide or remember places after the trip I fear
>going from kyoto to hakone
>and then to magome is gonna be oof methinks
>but I will hab a great place for 4 nights in magome!
>I need a good boy like that in my life but I'm too dumb to take care of animals desu
cats are better.

>>81895838
>thats the issue, I wont be able to decide or remember places after the trip I fear
Having some chill days where you just stroll around and eat some gud food might be good in between your objections to give your brain time to let the impressions sink in
>but I will hab a great place for 4 nights in magome!
oof Magome looks really comfy
>cats are better.
might be true
cats always liked me more than dogs did!

>>81896153
objectives*
bakahead

>take care of emails
>eat
>time to roll
>gonna bring some ice cream along for smokies with the sun set desu
>>81896153
>Having some chill days where you just stroll around and eat some gud food might be good in between your objections to give your brain time to let the impressions sink in
I hab a chill week away from the big cities in hakone n magone desu
>oof Magome looks really comfy
yea I got super lucky, I hab a japanese house for myself there!
my onsen in hakone also looks like from a anime desu
excited to hike a lot in magome
only the heat worries me
>might be true
not might
it IS

>awww it's too cloudy
>but if I'm lucky that's a upcoming thunderstorm desuuu

Finally some cool rain too. Gib someone to make childrens with.

https://obscurban-legend.fandom.com/wiki/Dade_City_Flowers
https://obscurban-legend.fandom.com/wiki/Long_Prairie_Cans
Gosh, the alium encounters are so much more creative and whimsical before the 80s. Then bakas decided it wasn't serious enough if it's not greybos. If UFOs are modern mythmaking, then this feels like how Abrahamism took over all the old religions for not having a unified enough narrative.

>>81897629
enjoy the rain, im hoping for thunder
>Gib someone to make childrens with.
is that ur codeword for s*x or is dis actually ur endgame? to become a dad? bro calm down with that part, at least wait til ur 30s methinks

>>81897732
>or is dis actually ur endgame?
It's everynyans endgame.

>>81897809
I would wait with it desu
ur own life will be over,
too soon if u ask me, we still hab time xd
u could use the exstra time to like travel or like work on urself in the meantime baka

>>81897967
The world needs more tardsus. Also pregnant tummy = very erotic.

>>81897989
making a child is ez, raising one? oof idk
welp if u hab the confidence, ganbare

>>81897719
I wont open these, its dark outside and I dont wanna get scared

>>81898143
It was a more whimsical time.

>>81897273
you motivate me to plan a nihon trip myself desu
>yea I got super lucky, I hab a japanese house for myself there!
>my onsen in hakone also looks like from a anime desu
damn, mustve been expensive, hope you still got enough for all the merch in the big cities
>only the heat worries me
I'd worry more about earthquakes than the heat in mountainous areas desuu
>it IS
Okay, okay! it IS
>>81898202
and now we got...Jake
https://obscurban-legend.fandom.com/wiki/Jake

>>81898202
DONT underestimate how big of a scared bunny I can be :<
>>81898232
>you motivate me to plan a nihon trip myself desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
the normie tourism hype for nihon is scary, I would do it befor the normies manage to ruin it for good
its gonna be so crowded there x_x
AND SO HOT AAAA
>damn, mustve been expensive
yeah these 4 nights cost me as much as like 2 weeks in tokyo!
but worth it desuuu,
> hope you still got enough for all the merch in the big cities
im rather interested in clothes like "street ware" "drift store" "vintage" stuff.... that can be super pricy so I hope I can find something friendly to my wallet ;w;
>mom wants me to bring back beauty products she saw on insta
>I wanna look for cute stuff for my 3d waifu
>my irl fren want(ed) a black kimono
>the other day he was like
>"...a black kimono like the ones the ninjas were wearing.."
>I was like time out bro
>thats something else methinks
>I'd worry more about earthquakes than the heat in mountainous areas desuu
im worried over a big earthquake already lele
tldr my family in dubai jinxed it many years ago and I jinxed it when I tried to be edgy

>>81898331
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
https://youtu.be/iEIqVq7EZqE
>the normie tourism hype for nihon is scary, I would do it befor the normies manage to ruin it for good
kinda scared they already ruined it
locals have gaijin fatigue beyond remedy
maybe they won't be so harsh when I intentionally speak in a thick german accent hehe (t-they still like germans right?)
>yeah these 4 nights cost me as much as like 2 weeks in tokyo!
big OOF, well I think u won't regret it
>im worried over a big earthquake already lele
dontcha worry, that good fortune buff from the shrine visit won't allow that
just don't jinx it again!

>>81898599
Goodnight n take care zzzz

>live near alium hotspot
>spook myself all day
>now sleepy spooked
Sigh.
>>81898232
>Artist's digital reconstruction
Lule.
>>81898949
Sleep well, baka.

>last week of lectures tmrw
soon I'll be free!
Ganbare!
>>81898949
Gute Nacht n sleep tight, ceb
>>81898974
Goonight to you aswell!

>>81897989
Tardsumaking sex with Aisu.

>>81892695
Cancelling the sex with Aisu. It just doesn't suit me.

>dream of mcdonalds having some kind of anime figures with their happy meals
>me and my 3d waifu went to mcdonalds for that in my dream
>we order happy meals n eat together
>I was so habby
>tfw wake up and bpd starts2worry if it will ever get that far
>I cry
>okies I better stfu n breakfast soon
>staying at home today
>there are some matters2take care of for the family business
>today is a gym day
>tfw old r9k fren on steam saw my workour progress
>they saw pics of me when I was a literal skelly
>they said they believe im using roids
>made me laugh cause im not even using creatin (anymore)
>wouldnt mind roids but I know im someone who can become hyper aggressive
>so I will avoid it desu
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV-OYR5EDlQ
>>81898974
spooky, avoid the spots during 03:33AM
thats when most people claim to hab seen ayyliens
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtxBvU21J28
ohayou desu
>>81899200
ohayou

aisu prefers to try his luck with aliens rather than human females... sigh...

>>81902916
Human foids cring at me. Perhaps they'd appreciate this boy more on Serpo.

>>81903131
Bro my female hairstylist fren is the best example that anyone can get a gf
>her bf is a pathetic 2old literally homeless bum
>she is a hard working, pretty & kind girl
>but that bum managed to get under her shell
> now she is rather afraid of.not finding such a "connection" with anyone again
>than leaving him cause he is n0 good fr
>even her mom calls her stupid for not ditching that bum
>>>>>>>>>she is popular with all the homeless people in the city
>cause of her bf & her giving them all money everytime
>that time they saw me with her
>next time when they saw me alone in the city
>they all tried to bum off some change from me
>but I was like.sorries no :)
>her bf is gonna stay in prison for another good year
>for repeated petty crimes
>she WILL stay loyal and send him most of her paychecks2him
Allah let that bum drop the soap during prison shower
>to be desu this "helped" me to dare to confess to my 3d waifu
>cause I was thinking lik3
>what if I wait and some ass gets her first
>I'm flawed too but I know I will try fr for them desu
>DAMN IT
>my gym bag was ready
>I was ready2go
>dad calls me
>I have to show up2work for a few hours
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>81902880
mornin'
>>81903324
>her bf is gonna stay in prison for another good year
>for repeated petty crimes
>she WILL stay loyal and send him most of her paychecks2him
Just criminalmaxx Aisu! Ganbare!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybristophilia

>>81903324
Being boring/weird is worse than being a criminal cyclepath doe.
>>81903366
Yeh...

>I was actually hardcore grumpy
>cause I was about to leave for the gym
>ready4work now
>>>>>my 3d waifu sent me super cute pics
>so im all good now desuuu
>>81903366
I'm pretty sure he got her befor the petty crimes sprea
Don't get wrong ideas from my post bakaaa
Are u that fishe guy?
>>81903400
You have a Mindset issue.
>Le positive mindset used to be a meme to me
>but it did made a difference at amazon
>the people who saw it as prison were suffering more than me who pretended to enjoy it until I reached a position I actually enjoyed
>le fake it til u make it
>life story of steve jobs

>mom is dropping me off
>she tells me to forget my 3d waifu
>"I will find someone better"
>triggered my bpd in a bad way
>I feel all scared now :<

Acquired bred
>>81903570
>I'm pretty sure he got her befor the petty crimes sprea
Be h0nest, did he seem like the type to commit crime when she got w/ him?
>Are u that fishe guy?
Nuh, I'm just a regular student, not a student of the way of fish
>>81903570
>the people who saw it as prison were suffering more than me who pretended to enjoy it until I reached a position I actually enjoyed
I lived with that attitude after reading about Amor fati and it feels like a big cope most of the time but it's really effective to live with that mindset desu

>work is just so boring today
>pics fro my 3d waifu make it easier
>welp mom's, in-law-mom hated her while she was the best girl in tehran
>wo I will ignore mom's words for now
>>81903803
>Be h0nest, did he seem like the type to commit crime when she got w/ him
I dont hab always contact with her so idk the entire lore
But im sure its that one stalker who was too old n annoying she had to deal with befor I went hikikomori
>she actually loves her partner being obsessed
>motivation fuel that there is a girl out there who can handle me!
>Nuh, I'm just a regular student, not a student of the way of fish
Its rather a nickname for a certain german anon I know desuu
>I lived with that attitude after reading about Amor fati and it feels like a big cope most of the time but it's really effective to live with that mindset desu
Its copium but the placebo is real
And its better than nothing!

>drew a pentagramm with my 3d waifus name on my tummy
>take pics of me flashing it around at the factory
>Yolo xddd

>>81904053
>I dont hab always contact with her so idk the entire lore
>But im sure its that one stalker who was too old n annoying she had to deal with befor I went hikikomori
>she actually loves her partner being obsessed
desu I get the impression he ticks enough boxes for the "possessive&dangerous" type that women like, Idunno
>motivation fuel that there is a girl out there who can handle me!
my bakahead is too cynical to believe any1 could handle my clinginess, so I'm gonna be le stoic and distant!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pqPQqgbvMRw
>Its copium but the placebo is real
I scream at my mirror reflection "What does not kill me makes me stronger" three times when I lose conviction. works everdime
>>81904062
Is this for ze aesthetics or are u rly satanpilled?

ketchup and mustard diddy ahh blud.

>yay mom is gonna pick me up soon
>>81904389
>desu I get the impression he ticks enough boxes for the "possessive&dangerous" type that women like, Idunno
Some woman probably, she is a special snowflake
>my fren tried to get her
>he was like "she wants a very masculine strong man"
>you could say he is /fit/ AF and FAR more dangerous than the bum
>but I knew that wouldnt get him that far with her
>her brain doesnt work like that
>my bakahead is too cynical to believe any1 could handle my clinginess, so I'm gonna be le stoic and distant
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pqPQqgbvMRw
n0t sure if I should laugh or be worried for you??
>I scream at my mirror reflection "What does not kill me makes me stronger" three times when I lose conviction. works everdime
Ganbare desuuu
>Is this for ze aesthetics or are u rly satanpilled?
Doing it to please her, I think it does
Welp if I hab to worship satan to get her, im gonna do it desu

>>81904389
my bakahead is too cynical to believe any1 could handle my clinginess, so I'm gonna be le stoic and distant
Forgot that part
There IS someone

>>81904389
0h I just remembered
>my fren tends to blink with one eye to himself in the mirror
>points at himself and is like
>"wow you are looking good man"
>his gf liked that and does it now too lol
I
>gym time

>meet esoteric guy in the hallway
>he tells me about agartha and hyperborea again
>say he's crazy and makes no sense
>ignores my accusations
>hits me with "Hyperboreans did not have a strong mental faculty of intellectual reasoning instead they had superior intuitive imaginations that could perceive the truth of the universe"
>nod and move on
>heavy rain the moment I walk away
>cant go home
>Wotan is mad at me for not listening to esoteric frens ramblings
I just wanna go home and read more Full Metal Daemon Muramasa desu
>>81904598
>Some woman probably, she is a special snowflake
>my fren tried to get her
>he was like "she wants a very masculine strong man"
>you could say he is /fit/ AF and FAR more dangerous than the bum
>but I knew that wouldnt get him that far with her
>her brain doesnt work like that
so it seems, so it seems
>n0t sure if I should laugh or be worried for you??
No reason for worrying desu, I feel a little less on the edge when I repress so its not that bad
>Welp if I hab to worship satan to get her, im gonna do it desu
True determination!
desu if she hasnt cut contact at that point, I think it'll be smooth sailing from here on
Are you gonna ask her out after your return from nihon?
>>81904606
lol, lmao
>>81904755
I need confidence like that desu
>gym time
Ganbare!

>finally home
>tried to order shokupan bred
>out of stock
>no fluffy chicken sandwiches for awhile
fuck my baka life
>https://youtu.be/Z6lG66kYnw8
>listening to Wagner to appease Wotan

Zeta Reticuli hoes shall take me...

Sex with aisu before the Zeta Reticuli hoes take him...

>>81904890
>nod and move on
my version of him would be that math geniues at amazon, he was a furfag and had a r9k worthy backstory, so I was kinda sure he comes here too
>he was regular labour folks
>but so gifted with math
>I was always like woah why arent you at a uni
>"cause its boring"
>we also used to hab lasting eye contact were I was thinking to myself
>do I kiss him now??
>oh lol
>I started to avoid him cause he kept telling me about his fantasies of setting our FC on fire
>I was besties with teamleads n mangers with a critical role myself
>so I felt like I would need to report him if he kept telling me about these fantasies
> I feel a little less on the edge when I repress so its not that bad
oof hopefully ur all comfy n chill now
>True determination!
>get back home from the gym
>shave my face n armpits
>also tummy again
>go draw a pentagramm with her name on my tummy again
>, I think it'll be smooth sailing from here on
its complicated but I think this could work if I win over my bpd
>on my way back home I thought I saw her waiting at a bus station in the distance
>why didnt she told me she is going out with frens, wow im hurt now
>its OVER
>3minutes later I get a pic from her
>she is actually burried under pillows n blankets
>I MUST MARRY HER
welp even if it doesnt work out, I would prefer to not go bpd and let her end it, t0 not hurt her in the worst case, she went through tough stuff and I dont wanna make her hab another bad time
>Are you gonna ask her out after your return from nihon?
most likely desuuu
>>81905903
try persian girls u sillyyyyyy
>>81905385
still enjoy ur day baka
>my fren wants to meet
>g2g

>>81907730
>"cause its boring"
DITTO furfag!
>I started to avoid him cause he kept telling me about his fantasies of setting our FC on fire
I wouldnt avoid especially after I heard his fantasies
gotta need to receive the "your alright, dont come to work tmrw" text if shit hits the fan
>we also used to hab lasting eye contact were I was thinking to myself
>do I kiss him now??
one kissy wouldve saved the FC from burning...
owari da...
>so I felt like I would need to report him if he kept telling me about these fantasies
huh, was he going into detail abt his fantasies? thatd be awkward
>oof hopefully ur all comfy n chill now
living happily desu
it all passes eventually
https://youtu.be/dQ5g1Va7CjI
>its complicated but I think this could work if I win over my bpd
I prob don't need to tell you, but if u struggle with object permanence don't forget to setup reminders while on vacation
>welp even if it doesnt work out, I would prefer to not go bpd and let her end it, t0 not hurt her in the worst case, she went through tough stuff and I dont wanna make her hab another bad time
good luck with that!
well you still got 7 weeks until then so dont sweat it
>still enjoy ur day baka
hab a nice n fun evening w/ your fren

>>81905903
The girls at unis tend to be pretty!
Go back studying to find ur hoe there baka

Wow did the ayylienhoes kidnap aiste already?
Was it that easy a long?
>>81908541
Sorries for n0 reply yet

>I forgot the pic
Shame on meeee

>>81909742
It's Monday desu

>>81909742
Am not the right breeding specimen anyway.

>>81909788(dubs)
What
Fr what does that mean
Does he work now or something
Is Monday his mental health day??

>>81909974
IDK he's just usually less active on Mondays
Maybes he has uni classes

You know what else remains unexplained? The 1973 Sandown Clown encounter. Nothing like it before or since. And what does ''All Color'' refer to?

>>81908541
>I wouldnt avoid especially after I heard his fantasies
I was already on his good side!
he also suddenly disappered, either quit it or changed2nightshift
at amazon, losts of people come n go desu
> thatd be awkward
his idea was wild and too much detail oof
>living happily desu
>it all passes eventually
well keep it up desu
>I prob don't need to tell you, but if u struggle with object permanence don't forget to setup reminders while on vacation
not sure which part u mean with that
im 2rekt n sleepy sry
>good luck with that!
>well you still got 7 weeks until then so dont sweat it
im not, just gotta survive the upcoming weeksd desu
Goodnight desu
>>81909825
sorries I went2eat ..anyhoo
did u got to be in space at least?
>>81910264
that sounds SO scary fr
I wont even look it up, gonna get ready2sleep
goodnight

>>81910699
>did u got to be in space at least?
Yes. They showed me a nearby XIVth century Norse burial, but the archeology students got to it first for their fieldwork credit.

>kinda run out of tomoko pics on dis phone again
>meanwhile I hab nearly 200 pics of my 3d waifu on dis phone
I wanna drink her blood SO BAD
>>81910859
>XIVth
U play FFXIV huh?
S0 that's what ur up to on Mondays...thats ur raid time isn't it!?
>>81910002
Sorries forgat u
That would be actually a pleasant surprise desu

Falling asleep cooming kind of night.

>>81911759
Falling asleep sexing the Aisu kind of night.

>>81910264
You know what else remains unexplained? The 1973 sex with Aisu encounter. Nothing like it before or since. And what does ''boipreggers'' refer to?

>ohayou time
>https://youtu.be/adGhT_-JbZI?si=J8E2QFOzZ4wuMDlP

>your package has been sent
Ze oink is inevitable.

>>81914848
Tomoko is a bit of pervert and bisexual according to manga. I wonder if robots would settle with her.

>>81915404
Did you order your first nendoroid ? Gratz!?
>>81915678
>Tomoko is a bit of pervert and bisexual
Sounds excatly like ME desu

>>81915404
>https://youtu.be/j86LLE3VkIs?si=TWl4HSieRxw44ze9
>Lass Knospen regnen
>Lass Knospen regnen
>Fick mal auf Yayo's mein Bruder
>Aspirin ist auch ne Droge, freie Marktwirtschaft, Akhi
>Geld ist nur Paper, doch ohne geht nix

>>81915678
>I wonder if robots would settle with her
Anon, you don't seem to realize that most robots are perverts and bi as well

>lil bro asks parents for money
>tell him I habe a good advice
>from the time where I was broke n a neet
>be like sell ur ass on the street
>its good money
>mom hears me saying it
>she is like
>"GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE YOU FILTH"
>i hab to laugh n go back to my room

>2 days ago
Let things go gosh. It's done. It's over. Finally done. It got worse. He's finished.

Don't make me post skinny bob at 3am.

Solar plexus clown gliders. Have fun with that. Recalled this one straight from memory btw.

>>81916826
yeah but it's not the same if she IS a pervert and bisexual. Some robots would date trad innocent virgin in floral dress only.

>>81917879
Don't make me post sex with Aisu at 3am.