Late night rendezvous ver.

Previous gay group therapy
>>81882297

i wish to rape my coworker

No no no no no, "I wish to hug my coworker!" is what you should've said.

Some of my coworkers were good people
One of them could have been a good friend outside the office
Oh well

My coworkers are all retarded normies, not even a hot guy there.

i obsess over anyone who gives me attention tbdesu

>>81893429
hi, how was your day. are you feeling alright? what can i do for you anon?

Elephants are cool and smart and strong
/an/ is one of the few good boards on this dumb website

Are straight tops popular with gay bottoms? maybe this is why I can't get a bf

>>81893409
What if they have big normie cocks tho, some of them probably do

Second day in a row if waking up from my sleep to shit my guts out and stain the toilet bowl with blood. Getting worried, it was fine when I was pooping maybe once a week, but I think yesterday's encounter may have actually damaged something in there. I might die. I regret trying hard to lose weight, I pooped regularly before I cut my food in half.

Another casualty in r9gayland

>>81893503
>it was fine when I was pooping maybe once a week
A-a...are you sure you were fine?

Bottoms here be shitting out gallons of blood from their putrid assholes and still demand that only chad fucks them

>>81893461
No, I want my fbf to love me and a straight man can't do that.

>>81893357 (OP)
>picture of 2 happy people together

>>81893429
>>81893434
faggot i gave you attention, reply to me

>>81893547
Yeah this started when I stopped eating like a fatass. I don't mind pooping once a week I just wish it wasn't so traumatizing.
.

>>81893550
Yeah straight tops are only capable of loving twinks or femboys so you probably can't be loved by one if you're an ugly masc man

>>81893618
Hey! I still count as a twink hag!

>straight tops are only capable of loving
lol
>masc man
>ugly
lol

>>81893575
ok im sorry for insulting, pls reply

>>81893618
least obvious ragebait in this entire website

>>81893692
It's not ragebait I'm a straight top and I couldn't love a masc manly bottom I could only love a twink or femboy bottom cause I'm straight

>>81893749
some sort of fusion between a reddit bisexual and a prison gay
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Reddit%20Bisexual

Cleaned up the kitchen, took me 20 mins max. Once the dishwasher is done I can cook breakfast. Why do I always put simple things off like this? It wasn't even that bad.

>>81893769
Actually the correct term would be heterosexual sir

>>81893770
Start is the hardest part, once you get going it's easy.

I hope atleast one of you is cute.

>>81893769
>reddit bisexual
>prison gay
What's the difference

>>81893787
no im a fucking ugly retard thats boring

>>81893794
What do you think sets you back?

I keep having people call me cute and people complimenting my clothes when I walk down the street but I'm still an ugly manlet top with 0 bitches I will never have sex

I got called a faggot once on the street and that's pretty much all the compliments I got.

>>81893862
Hey you look good faggot! Good enough to do faggotry stuff together, do you have a bf, queer?

>>81893862
Whenever someone calls me cute I take it as an insult because I'm a top and I'm supposed to be handsome and manly not cute but the compliments on my clothes is nice I put a lot of thought into my outfits and I think I have good taste

>>81893899
You can be cute without being 'cutsey', it's more of a short term compliment to ways you express yourself

Limerence is really terrible

>>81893899
You are cute, as in handsome and pretty. Stop taking it too literal.

>>81893677
>>81893429
im going insane
orig

>>81894090
The people calling me cute were family anyways so their opinions are biased and don't count so it doesn't matter

dont put the cock on the pedestal

put the whole bf on the pedestal

Can this dishwasher take any longer? I'm fucking starving and made the bad decision to wash all my cooking utensils in it instead of handwashing the couple I need for breakfast.

>>81894153
I'm not your family and I'm speaking truth. Now what are you gonna say to that? What kind of backpedaling will you invent?

>>81893862
a guy hot grabbed my ass once

>>81894241
You have no idea what I look like so you can't know if I'm cute so you're lying

I just cleaned out my booty, it feels so strange and I don't like it much but I know when I'm with my fbf it'll all be worth it.

I want to clean out a bottom's booty with my tongue

smogging weed makes me big sleepy and i dont get things done but if i dont then after 2 or 3 days i have tooo much energy and i start walking around places and digging at all sorts of nuts and i dont get things done either. what should i do?

Finally breakfast even though I've been up since 6am. A full pack of breakfast sausage, 2 pieces of toast and 2 eggs and still I'm hungry. I hate being so fat.

someday, I'll have a bf and I'll feed him each day, and the meals I make for him will make him feel full, warm, and happy. Then I'll get my butt stuffed :D

God I wish I'll be able to give my bf my small breakfast sosige every day

>>81894574
I would stuff you first and then make you cook while 'leaky' :)

>>81894261
I'm not lying, I'm giving a compliment because I know, BITCH. Seen enough to induct a full image.

>>81894574
cope you will never experience this

>>81894577
XD that sounds like fun but I'd be so unfocused. I hope I'd still be able to make something tasty.
>>81894589
I'll remember this post when my fbf filling me up and have a lil giggle to myself.

>>81894588
>Seen enough to induct a full image.
Sounds like a severe case of cope to me cuh

>>81894596
wtf does fbf mean

>>81894605
hol up, this nigga doesn't know thread lingo,.. laugh @ him! but for real it means "future boyfriend"

>>81894619
yall arent beating the prison gay allegations lmao

>>81894596
I would help you cook if your legs were wobbly, maybe just come up behind you and randomly start kissing your neck.

>>81894682
aww that's so sweet -w-

>>81893453
prooooo :DDDDDD
i can guarantee without a shadow of a doubt that this comment is in fact original in nature

>>81894661
smooth brain alert

i'm entitled to a twink bf who will let me smell his feet and armpits

Just got fucking thrown out of McDonalds for being too skinny and white this is fucking disgusting I can't believe it. They said get the fuck out you disgusting white pig. Pigs aren't even white they're pink. They even grabbed my wheelchair handles and wheeled me out of the building.

>>81894852
thats what you get for not showing up with your government mandated BBC bf.

>>81894841
im entitled to a fascist italian boyfriend who will call me pathetic and unviril

>>81894871
I wouldn't date a black man. Besides, I'm not fat enough for them to find me attractive (not that I'd want them to anyway)..

>>81894746
>femboyfriend
kys

I always forget Jonah is disabled. How silly of me.

woke up and still have a 7"x5" girthlet pencil dick so i will fap to superior girthy chad dicks that deserve sex and intimacy (unlike me) tonight again.

>>81894913
sometimes i bring it up in the threads and remind people that i'm missing a leg just so they feel sorry for me

>>81894892
How did you get confused when you had other Anon spoonfeed you?

>>81894942
So do you use a prosthetic in day to day life or do you use a wheelchair? Tell me again how you lost it because I forgot.

>>81894852
>AH FOCKIN ATE MICKIE D'S AH WENT IN FURST FING IN A MORNIN WANTIN A AV MEH BREKKY AND THE SODDIN CASHIER TOLD MEH AH AD TEH LEAVE AND AH ASK EM ARE YEW BLOODEH TAKIN THE PISS AN E SAID WE CAN'T SERVE YEW DRESSED LOIKE AT AN OY SAYS DRESSED LOIKE WOT THEN I LEWK DOWN AND OIVE SOILED MEH SODDIN TRACKY BOTTOMS FOCKIN ELL

Punished jonah

>>81894954
yeah i had gangrene from my awful disgusting evil toes and i had to have it chopped off.
>>81894956
that's too southern anon. bit more northern and it'd be accurate. picrel my uncles.
>>81894970
i can never be punished. life is never hard enough

>>81894982
Dare I ask how you got gangrene in your toes in the first place? When did you lose the leg? Do you get any bennies from just having the one leg?

>>81894996
His bf wouldn't suck on them and this is the end result of not making love to your bfs twink feet

>>81894996
I have no idea it just happened. Tons of bennies. Get my own motability car even though I'm epileptic too. Love the government and love being spasticated.
>>81895017
Oh this happened before I met my boyfie

>>81893618
straight top here fr fr
I could 100% love a guy into old age but I want to meet him while he is still in twink mode you know? If I'm gonna be with him for life than I want atleast a little sample of his prime.
you feel me?

>>81895066
Same I want to meet a cute twink bottom and become bfs and stay together into old age

>>81894949
fbf obliviously means femboyfriend? kys troon

My arms still hurt also I'm tired raa

>>81895112
Are you sure you're okay?

>>81895136
rest well meow, your arms will be nice and strong to help you secure your fbf :D

This influx of failed straights is why I'd sooner compromise and get together with a fellow twink bottom than trust these so called "masc tops" ever again.

>>81895210
No there is no bf for me

>>81895258
you actually got a straight dude to fuck your ass and you're complaining? isn't that every gay mans fantasy.

straight tops will leave you for a roast, same with bisluts. I want a gay top.

>>81895289
Yeah this the straight conversion fantasy only appeals to whores

>>81895276
>you actually got a straight dude to fuck your ass
no straight dude will ever fuck another mans ass.

Jonah isnt allowed to post here anymore he is banned

>>81895276
They last half a minute and start dry-heaving if you even mention so much as a reach around.

>>81895289
>>81895297
why is so much gay porn
>CURIOUS STRAIGHT BOI FUCKS TWINK BUSSY
then

>>81895302
is that not what prison gays are thoever

>>81895306
I just told you retard scumfuck learn to read whore

>>81895338
gay men are all whores thobeit..

>>81895303
clearly not banned!
>>81895320
prison gay isn't a real thing. it's just a faggot who's so insecure about their sexuality and hasn't came to terms with it yet imo.

anyone got any lewd pictures of Jonah please

Im his husband but hes mad at me rn so he isnt sending lewds so if u guys can do be a solid

>>81895350
>prison gay isn't a real thing.
i believe i was conditioned to like penis because of porn and extreme isolation.

>>81895346
I am not a whore so owned

You never did answer if you use a prosthetic leg or not.

>>81895356
i have the perfect picture for you
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78556894/#78571189

I have nothing for lunch so it looks like fast food it is, why bother even trying to not get beetus. I'm just going to live and what happens happens.

>>81895356
there's no actually lewd pictures of me. also you're not my husband.
>>81895362
it was there dormant all along i believe.
>>81895412
yeah i do actually. but i prefer sitting down so i love my wheelchair.
>>81895451
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>81895510
>it was there dormant all along i believe.
nah. real gays have crushes on males fictional or otherwise growing up.

Now that I'm a retired personaliityfag can I get a bf or is that unobtainable

>>81895192
what do you mean
>>81895266
nobody gets out alive alive
>>81895289
suicide

im drunk
if i can get a bf by the end of this year
https://youtu.be/h5mhTYRrLVo

>>81895574
You have horrible music taste

i'm a failed male who was turned prison gay because of a porn addiction and an inability to compete with chads for sex with women.

>>81895574
You have a horrnedouas taste in music

can I still be prison gay if I'm the passive one?

>>81895510

u think ur special u utter cunt stfu

>>81895616
That sucks to hear anon my own case is a little different though I'm a straight top who's never been rejected by women and only wants to have relationships with gay twink bottoms and I've only ever been rejected by bottoms because I'm not chad

>>81895539
if you want to fuck men. you're a gayboy. a faggot and it's always been there deep inside of you.
>>81895630
i know who you are from the phone posting

>>81895595
>>81895622
yep
no one likes me except quirky girls

https://youtu.be/8K0hYCUufGw

>>81895656

how can I get a boyfriend

playing with my legos rn

>>81895660
>girls
kys
https://youtu.be/1VAnZXDSZCQ?si=e2DCp7W5T0tsz2Hx
>>81895667
you can just pick one up from the store

>>81895710

fuck off you cunt stop posting here you sad fuck ur posts are coal

Woke up again
Thread fast

>>81895724
>posts are coal
Very offensive, take that back

did you do anything fun this weekend?

how does vader use the force with prosthetic limbs

>>81895863
His torso and head are still real

I'd be using the force 24/7 to tickle my prostate

>>81895863
he has a high amount of midi-chlorians.

>>81895877
based
>>81895870
this I guess. He has little stubs for limbs.

>>81895863
a lot of magic systems like this are fundamentally telepathic and the use of gestures or props or chanting is more of an aid than strictly necessary. magic chants for example are often written as a mnemonic device.

>>81895895
You don't need limbs or to wave your hands to use the force this is how yoda managed to lift an entire ship out of the swamp just by sitting and meditating it would affect your ability in combat though probably cause you wouldn't be as agile

>>81895933
yoda waved his hand when lifting the x wing, I think it's more of a concentration thing

tbf vader never was very agile

Whats your mood, post a song to describe it:
>https://youtu.be/52QuaHwewuk?si=rsZhzcrp8CW8ycGY

>>81895945
You have atrocious music taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXCSRaiJ3Z0

>>81895944
He was agile when he was young and didn't have all his limbs ripped off

Anakin was groomed by a woman that's why he turned out evil

>>81895945
https://youtu.be/RSxZv3mlGdo

>>81896033
Bruuuuh no he loved her...insect incest incest faggots really be like
He loved xer thats why they got groomed

>>81896048
>>81896033
so xased, so keyed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp8o35zahgo
this is how my mind feels when no bf

i HAD an amazing dream about a guy beeing balls deep inside me and I fucking ruined it by asking him WHEN CLUB PENGUIN SHUT DOWN.
relevant fucking information man, now I'm back here again with nothing.

>>81896081
gemmy post

I'd like a silly bf like you

^is a girl

March march march

>>81896111
fuck off u cunt I am NOT a girl
>>81896114
I wish I was a duck

Yeah me too or a bunny
My son, so talented

Recommend me some good games

>>81896070
>that boy
>https://files.catbox.moe/1y1m95.mp4

>>81896168
picrel
>>81896179
gem video

I wish I looked like that. Maybe as a kid I did but I think my hair was black and got progressively lighter over time

What is a genre you expect your bf would listen to?

He listens to rock and roll, I smoke rock and roll

Would you let your fbf hit you?

>>81896280
No, his hand and wrist will be injured.

Cissy bf

>>81896227
Don't really care but if he would listen to something I don't we could broaden each other's horizons and that would be nice.

>>81896097
that'd be.. nice
asking you dumb questions wouldn't result in me suddenly waking up.... I'd still be riding you dry.

>>81896334
don't threaten me with a good time :D

what questions would you ask though

am so sweaty right now, my armpits are soooo musky

>>81896403
Let me smell you through this post...

Yep :3

I wish bottom rapists existed

only in my yaoi

>>81891339
That was so cute thanks meowster
>>81891401
Try to get him back. If you can't cope but don't go for others
>>81891981
It does eventually
t. Truest gaycel ever
>>81892196
I hate them junkies like you wouldn't believe

>>81894601
You are a big insecure meanie and for that I will not be watching any Amadeuses or thing of that ilk.

>>81896564
>I hate them junkies like you wouldn't believe
So based

I remember my mother was a pillhead as a kid as it messed up my development

I don't want a bf anymore yay

i just ate dutch pancakes and my tummy feels very full ><

>>81896594
That's fine I knew you were lying anyways and just baiting me and never intended to watch any of that shit anyways I've learned to have no expectations when it comes to dealing with bottoms

>>81892223
Thank you
>>81892311
Bunnymutt nooooooo
>>81892369
Unironically
>>81892609
Cute

i feel so full can someone please cuddle me to sleep nyan nyan

Someone is training their bot in my /r9gay/ again...

Eating cocoa pebbles while waiting for the bath to fill up
Mom got me more honey sugar scrub

>>81896648
bleep bloop bada bada beep boop

I'm not that tired since I slept while traveling and on the beach but I did get a bit sunburned :c
All in all good day I ate some nice yet overpirced foods, I drank bubble tea and I even got a kuromi-chan to take home with me. https://litter.catbox.moe/yeymi1s0neqh3fsz.jpg
I couldn't focus on watching anything tho I was so tired. Did manage to read a comic on the way back. 7/10

What the frick is wrong with moo?

What the fruck is correct with woof?

Baa baa black sheep have you any wool

>>81893770
Make sure to marinate it in cat piss and mothers ashes

>>81896617
No I did intend on watching it and I did yesterday, watched for one hour and my TV started being lagging and I went to sleep instead and I did say that I'll be busy for couple of days last time. Please don't be hard on me today, any other day is fine. And I liked it and will finish it all.

>>81896777
Oh that's nice sorry also do you think it's weird that I once watched that movie while drunk and it made me cry at the commendatore part?

ALL BOTTOMS ARE WHORES

>>81896861
I am not so cope

Rape-a-Toptober hasn't even started yet and you're already sore.

I hope you all showered and brushed your teeth today

>>81896894
the first bottom who I see who isn't a whore deserves to be my bf

>>81895974
You have worst music taste in this thread stfu

>>81896955
dih in yo ass crack

>>81896895
My hands are sore from LIFTING too much
>>81896909
You don't deserve a bf kys

I'm mostly straight but I'd be super gay for the perfect imaginary femboy who probably doesn't actually exist anywhere ever. Just a fool's passing fancy.

I'll GFTO your thread now.

>>81896861
So true but they also all owe me sex

>>81896608
A hooligan, a hootenanny

>>81897018
Why do you keep posting this autistic man as your avatar

Why is ruotsi simping for chadbot?

>>81896994
>You don't deserve a bf kys
Oh but I do

>>81897053
Based on what evidence

>>81896906
You will never groom your r9gay shota into having good hygiene

>>81896821
No, I like the strong grand maybe scenes too, I'm an easy cry, at least used to be.

>>81897038
Because he's a cone head and he needs sectioning he does and all that anyways

>>81897072
based on the fact I have made countless editions here and kept this thread alive I deserve a r9gay retirement gift bf

>>81897102
I can spit on you if you ask nicely that's the best you deserve

I do that too and get no benefits
r9gay is a ponzi scheme

>>81897112
I would not do that if I were you.

I wanted to go so sprints and jumps and more exercise before getting a shower (I hate salty water on me ewww despite taking a shower at the beach without shampoo tho) but I'm getting tired again and it will take too much time and I'm also in slight pain.

>>81897122
Idgaf kys homo

I hope you put on a layer of oil to protect your twink skin from salt water anons

>>81897112
will you also spit on me pretty please? can you spit on my face please?

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77455449/#77456521

would you date a bf that pees himself

Beware of the spontaneously manifestiing salt water in your room!

Would you let meow pee on you?

I thought we were done archiving and personalityfagging >:c

>>81897142
Do you deserve it huh
>>81897157
No

>>81897049
I am not I have barely posted in this thread and not in like the last 5h.

ruotsi is the only boy I'd date from here.

>>81897083
The soundtrack is so good it makes me emotional when drunk

you already been rejected by meow, brad, 3ds, steely and that one hawaiian

>>81897205
Any reason as to why mr filianposter?

tops who cry are an ick

>>81897222
You seem like a sweet boy who wouldn't murder me in my sleep.

I wish I could cry I Haven't in like 10 years

>meow wouldn't let meow piss on meow
Meowception

>>81897224
I know but luckily I know I will never date anyone of you so I don't think mentioning it here will matter

>>81897243
You know if there was a second meow Ibw8uldnt let em

Does anyone else here struggle with "banter"? I don't know how to be mean in a funny way. And I don't know when people are being mean to me as a joke or if theyre doing it to hurt my feelings. But everyone does this all the time. I think I'm retarded.

We don't talk to people here.

>>81897212
Must be, I believe you, hope I'll be emotional to experience it. Haven't cried for a movie in a while.

You know what you fuckin bottoms deserve? You fuckin deserve to fuckin suffer. Like I've done all my fuckin life. You fuckin sluts can rot in fuckin hell! Fuck you bottoms! Fuckin hate you fuckin bottoms!

>>81897235
Is that how long the bar is in r9gay now?

>>81897317
Bottoms are not whores any more than tops are, m'kay.

I'm always being mean because it's funny to me and not because I want to hurt someone. I don't like most of you gays tho.

>>81897317
Sir this is oral and foot only thread please take your ass outside

>>81897306
It's not even a sad movie really it's just so emotional cause of the soundtrack and acting and me being drunk while watching it but I have seen some actual sad movies if you're into that sort of thing

>>81897346
I love ragebaiting and trolling top ten favourite activities.

>>81896560
would you spoonfeed this dying niggerbaby????

>>81897388
Get da fuck away from me you fuckin nigger.

Honey sugar scrub worked chat

Personally I do not like Allistar that much, kind of a boring design but you do you anon.

>>81897318
I just want someone who isn't gonna hurt me, is that too much to ask for?

>>81896168
BY BEHOLSTER EYE
DRAGUN TOOTH
GUNGEON WIND DO WHISPER ONE TRUTH

>comfy dreams about the fun quirky life i could have / can have if i started HRT or atleast openly embraced being gay are back
GO AWAY

Didn't ask don't care kill yourself
Time for strawberry infusion

I'm so indecisive I wanna kill myself became of it (but also live).

>>81897494
You underestimate my mental illness but sure let's date

im so drunk
i wanna throw up

Meow meow I'm a fat cow whore mooo I take penis in all my holes yaymeow I'm a stupid whore I like penis where bf

meow's a cow I'm a pig, we're all on a farm.

Speaking of which cooking 1 out of 3 meals isn't bad right? I say as I prepare to go out for tendies in a bit.

>>81897361
I know it's not a sad movie, I was just to say that maybe I will shed a tear or two. I'm not into sad movies rn, but I might ask about if I ever feel like that again. It's also off-topic, but I don't think I ever cried while drunk -- I drank while I was already crying, but I'm not a huge fan of it either. You seem like a very interesting guy.

I hope you buy in bulk story
Cat food, litter, skillets etc

I hope story's bulky ass is ready for bulking by a BBC

>>81897721

I buy cat food in 15lb bags and I gp through one in about 10 days. Litter is in 20lb bags even though the 40lbers are a better deal as those are more easily managed.

>>81897576
>let's date
You sure? I'm a longway from sweden lol

>>81897749
Then come to Sweden IDIOT

>>81897423
Millions of children die from malnourishment in Africa.
They do not have access to basic needs that we take for granted like food, water or even darkromance reverse rape yaoi novels.
Only you can help!
Please, help those in need!
Give life, give yaoi!

>>81897753
flights aren't cheap but sure

Will your family make me ikea meatballs when I arrive?

>>81897800
I can make you meatballs myself but I am not very good at it, just basic ones.

flying saga part 2

>>81897812
I'm sure they're good enough, especially with your touch. What do you guys usually eat there?

>>81897832
history repeats itself

>>81897856
I do all the cooking at home. Today we had gazpacho and I usually cook stews. I know how to cook meat too I just find it a bit boring.

>>81897873
>gazpacho
Delicious, I think my mom makes something similar. Or at least the same ingrediants. Can't say I know many stews. Yea meat alone is kinda borning.

Does your family know you're a homo who likes boys?

>>81897892
>borning
boring I meant boring please I swear don't kill me

Is this meowster sans trip code or do we have another swede?

r9gay is really bad at detecting who's posting when they don't say it out loud
I thought we were done personalityfagging btw

>>81897892
I just made it in a blender although it was good, not much to say about it... I need to learn how to cook more varied food though like 90% of what I cook is stews. Any tips? And yes they do know but they do not really care. Anyway I am going to bed now see you later anon.

>>81897920
i haven't personalityfagged in months and people still bring me up

>>81897985
I have to pretend I don't know you but I do

>>81897933
Cooking books unironically. I'd say family friend shared recipes too could work also.

I'll see you then, I'm gonna go outside now anyways. Talk tomorrow?

I haven't personalityfagged in month too and no one remembers me

I will never stop personalityafgging until either I die or 4chan dies.

I wanna fag out with another personalityfag.

Wake up [REDACTED] /v/ has a thread for your husbando

>>81897910
im a swede didnt know there were other swedes in this thread

Half the thread is fuckin scandis because they put hormones in the water there

any scandi that wants to be my bf? :3

tendies secured, was going to get a milkshake too but the indian guy taking the order at DQ cut me off after I ordered the chicken and gave me the total. I don't need it anyway.

>>81898260
Finland isn't Scandinavia btw

I only see jeets when I venture to the city
I might lose my mind if they turn up here in town

meow getting gangbanged by all four swede posters

>>81898448

They're owning more and more of the places I go to. They've always owned the DQ and gas stations but recently they got the pizza hut and little Cesar's

I'm soo weak and tired after overdoing my workout today I hope anon takes pity and helps me since my big muscles are all trembling from exhaustion

>>81898464
It's joever... storytown has fallen

>>81898495

I'm not racist but I have noticed a decline in the quality of the food, noticeably at Pizza Hut since the take over. So much I've switched to mainly get my pizzas at a regional chain instead.

>>81898455
meow is underage

>>81898455
needs a Russian too to recreate Finnish history

Keep bank with me like Azealea

>>81898677
No I'm soon to be 26

Imagine that when meow was his mother opossum's pouch I was already 10 years old.

>>81898757
come over then pls...

>>81898786
Where and why

I went to my local mall just now, it was a truly pathetic experience. Seeing people happy and huddled up in groups really fucks with me. I didn't have any money on me but otherwise I would've played some arcade games. Roamed around like an idiot.

Idk. I guess it's my fault for being a recluse for the last 5 years. But at the same time it's really discouraging me from pursuing further social interaction.

>>81893357 (OP)
Any french/german twink that want to date me ? I'm one as well

any swedes that want to meet up

>>81898822
A mall? Did you happen to invent a time machine and go back to 2003? The last time I was at the local mall it was completely dead.

I fucking hate the mall it's full of ugly Americans and no skater twinks
Born 10 years too late

I never went to the mall without mom and that as a teenager was a horrifying experience as I would frequently see people I knew from school there hanging out with their friends while generally I was there to get a video game or something from electronics boutique.

>>81897698
Yeah I kind of am I've had people say that a few times just because of my life and the way I was raised and shit it makes my life very unusual
>>81898865
My mall is completely packed and has tons of cute twinks but there's so many people there it's intimidating

I saw this weird thing at the park

Doing this to future fbf

found out today I might be twinksexual u_u

woke up and moms gone whattheflip

My second hanako outfit arrived and its very comfy, way better than the first for only 10$ more

I NEED SOMEONE TO SLEEP WITH PLEASE

>>81899373
I wouldn't mind a cuddle buddy at this point in my life.

>>81899403
ive only cuddled/slept with a guy once, i have been feeling like shit eversince, like somethings missing. it sucks

>>81899068
its longneck season. i saw a great blue heron and a night heron at the park yesterday also, tho the great blue heron is always there, even in winter. his name is lenny.

Lenny? I knew a Lenny once..

>its longneck season
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ns15eHLDv1I

>>81898854
malls are pretty busy where i am, but as you go further from the city they get really dead.

>>81899414
Oh lucky you. I'm 20 years old and still cry myself to sleep occasionally thinking of my mother saying nice things to me 10 years ago, nigga.

would you cuddle a blonde boy to death

>>81899475
Im also 20. it sucks going years being touch starved only to be given a glimpse that already means so much, only to be taken away instantly. I regret so much

There's some birbs nesting in the tree in the backyard, I see them taking food to the nest. Not sure what kind of birbs they are though.

saw a heron at this little creek '"waterfall"' and it caught a couple small catfish was surprised there was anything in there at all

>>81899481
I'd cry a lot and probably break a few of his ribs.
>>81899483
Yea me too little nigga. It don't make you special.

>>81899487
a finch made a nest in our hanging plant

>>81899447
neat, gotta bring the big lens next time

>>81899540

I see cardinals in the backyard all the time but I don't think they're the ones nesting. I get a lot of birds in the back because it's overgrown so much.

i kind of want to outside but i'm also sick and it's really hot outside but what if my fbf is there waiting for me

>>81899645
im waiting outside anon

>>81899594
same but we dont get cardinals its mostly robins, finches, towhees, and scrub jays

I need money for Constructicons

construct some bitches

>>81899693
Okay Anon! :D

LOOK ME IN THE EYES, DONT LOOK AWAY
BABY TELL ME YOU LOVE ME, I FEEL THE SAME

At least I can get ice cream again. Likely just about to start another dish pile in the sink though.

Keeping workers at the storytown landfill gainfully employed

>>81899483
you are special to me, anom

>>81899867
i wish i were special to u anon

Ahh ice cream is so good to have again, maybe this time I'll wash the bowl properly and won't let it sit but I wouldn't hold my breath. Never underestimate my ability to be lazy.

>femboyfriend
kill yourselves my men

>>81899878
wish granted my special in a different and not diminishing to anom way, anon

>>81899953
thanks anon, youre special to me too

>tfw no femboyfriend to tie me down and roughly gape my ass before gently getting me off with his feet

gotta be more gentle or use more lube next time I use my toy. Still feels pretty good.

I got a salad and blt

>>81899991
hello

I want you to be my bf though

does anyone use tagmap anymore

>>81900065
i do, not much luck in my area though

>>81899565
i like trying to get pics of birds with instant cameras and such. its like le pokemon snap. very contrarian. i have a lot of pictures of lenny because he lets you get very close.

>>81900012
look at the beat up baconed stretched out waistband on those underwear! whats the deal.

>>81900073
searched damn near every tag and like 80% of them are trannies what the fuck is this

Tugged on my penis for 20 minutes, cummed a bit, now gotta sleep. Wish I had a bf to do it with, gotta stop thinking it will ever happen.

>>81900091
depends on ur area, there was just one kid and a few tranners on my city. a guy messaged me but i ghosted him

you are all prison gay obsessed with the idea of a femboyfriend lmao kill yourselves

>>81900094
I did this but with stuffing my butt, I hope someday I'll get a bf to do that with so he doesn't have to tug himself.

femboy x femboy is fine though
twink x twink is peak

i would do anything to have a twink like myself

>>81900099
and why did you ghost him

>>81900129
i got too scared to meet a stranger

nobody even lives 3 hours from my town

>>81900136
you don't deserve a bf die

you are men you like womennnnn
fucking prison gay retards "femboyfriend" lmaooooooooo

>>81900136
anon that's a really lousy excuse and i bet he was really shy and anxious to talk to you and you should give him another chance. he doesn't have to be a stranger, you can get to know him through text before you meet him

>>81900031
Sure. Come on over to Bumfucknowhereovka, Eastern Yurop, and we'll fish and grill on my dacha.

>>81900136
dont listen to them i did this too

If you meet me, I'm going to rape you

how much of a loser am i if i payed circa 40 dollars to my friend to kiss me? It happend 9 months ago and we dont hang out now

If you had to pay him for it he was no true bro.

>>81900157
it felt fishy and i didnt feel like meeting a stranger at the time, why are u treating it like i committed a crime

>>81900136
everyone is a stranger before you meet them, silly. Just remember to meet in public for the first time. Also don't meet people from 4chan, discord or random tag maps, what are you looking for, an internet weirdo? No no no, you should meet people from the dating apps, people who live near you.

>>81900178
Should've made it a 100 and go for the head

>>81900194
whats the difference tagmap also uses location

r9gay be like wah wah wher bf
talk to actual boys irl? fuck off

>>81900194
dating apps are a scam, ive only slept with a friend once but he lives very far away

>>81900194
huebot.exe detected
init. broom rape protocol

>>81900208
Tagmap is permanently online weirdos from niche places like this thread or worse. You don't want to fish for a bf in there. Besides they're all as introverted and shy as you, or maybe more. You're just going to ghost each other like that anon inevitably did.
You need someone more normal to balance it out

having a normie bf isnt worth it

>>81900211
No, looking for a bf in here or other anonymous environments is a scam. Dating apps actually work and you haven't tried them before, it shows

>>81900252
I want to rape tagmap anons

>>81900261
normie femboyfriend lmao kys

>>81900261
Hue is gonna behead you for saying this, you HAVE to date a normalfag whore or else you're useless retard incel
>>81900252
>>81900262
Please kill yourself favela monkey

>>81900261
You kidding, right? Having a normie bf is the best thing that could happen to you. It would be like antibiotics for an infection. The infection is a metaphor for your delusions that make you think people aren't worth it if they're not exactly the same flavor of online autism as you.

>>81900209
i have gaynxiety
>>81900252
ive ghosted normalfags before too but at least with my comrades online i feel happy before then

>>81900268
A rapist psycho is all you're gonna find in 4chan tagmaps for sure
For real bf material look into the apps. Specially tinder

I love the way hue jumps into the thread and fires up his 4 year old script of dialogue

>>81900292
I am the rapist though

>>81900277
Well you are an incel, if you are actually retarded and useless is up to debate
But the point is, your refusal to date "normalfag whores" isn't doing you any good.

>>81900300
Precisely. Tagmaps are filled with the likes of you. Predators looking for prey.

>>81900262
maybe im just too picky, its hard to pick and choose between guys that dont seem to share many interests with me, and then if i see someone interesting i dont get matched regardless

>>81900282
maybe, that one guy was sort of a normie mostly and it wasnt that difficult to talk about stuff besides me being a shy faggot

>>81900295
Always relevant in the incel board.

hues twittter account leak

>>81896392
Was it ever possible to tip over the iceberg I guess.

>>81900312
I'll rape you too bitch

>>81900286
>ve ghosted normalfags before
You're proud of that? That's your mistake and your loss. The point is, the "normalfags" would actually be up to meet you in real life. You could never get that from one of your gincel "comrades".
You don't know what real happiness is. It happens when you meet in person and look at each other, not through your computer screen.

Happiness is a broom shoved up your hairy brazilian ass

>>81900331
You're scrawny and weak, I could easily overpower you.

>>81900338
True happiness is crying about not having a bf for literally years and doing nothing about it

>>81900348
No true happiness is getting raped and pozzed by your 4th grindr date of the evening

>>81900315
>maybe im just too picky
You and every other incel. You have this weird thing for dating a clone, where you only want to give a chance to someone with the exact same interests in media as you. It's peak autismo, and it's a bad strategy, hence you have 0 results to show

>>81900361
No, true happiness is wasting your 20s and 30s inside your room without ever going to a date and not knowing what it feels like to look a guy in the eyes.

>>81900366
ive already gone through the dating apps, grindr is worthless, i go to bars every so often. what else am i meant to do

4 years and counting

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/65769189/#q65775388
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/65769189/#q65775044

>>81900315
>and then if i see someone interesting
And out of your league? Yeah, lower those picky standards

>>81900371
No true happiness is giving your ass to the first guy you find on a dating app and getting thrown away after and repeat until aids kills you

>>81900335
not proud just saying the problem isnt what method i chose. and i havent met someone who is fun to talk to anywhere but online gay or not

>>81900382
id say im more better looking than most guys

>>81900341
Oh yeah? Meet up with me and let's see.

you are all prison gay waiting for your "femboyfriend" lmfaoooo

>>81900375
>ive already gone through the dating apps
No you haven't. Not in honest terms, at least. You gotta give it a try for real this time.
If you go through the apps and haven't had a single date with anyone, it's like saying you tried reading a book by looking at the title. You need to go deeper than that.

>>81900404
stop spamming tranny

>>81900395
>still a khhv on /r9gay/
Lovin' that self esteem

>>81900396
You can't muster up the courage to leave your room for a single date, let alone a fist fight that would obviously end in sex

Most of r9gay has moved on since 2021 but hue is still here huh

>>81900407
That is true, I was just passively observing what there was instead of messaging people or whatever. I want things to change but at the same time its difficult to get things started. Ill take ur advice to heart anon

>>81900384
No, true happiness is not giving your ass to anyone at all and spending your 20s and 30s alone crying about not having a bf. That's joy right there

>>81900413
not kissless
not handholdless
not hugless
never claimed to be a khhv

>>81900375
>what else am i meant to do
You're meant to actually try the things that you just pretended to.
So you've been a regular at gay bars for years now, but you're still a lonely virgin? Yeah try actually having a date for once in your life.
>grindr is worthless
No it isn't. That's just you

>>81900434
No true happiness is spamming r9gay for 4 years bullying anons while pretending to have had a bf and friends and going to the gym and other normalfaggot behavior

>>81900440
>Still in denial about being an Incel
getting out of the self esteem zone and entering delusional zone.
How come a man above the average is all alone?

i'm lonely and i want a bf

>>81900392
>the problem isnt what method i chose.
It is, actually. You choose unfruitful methods because it's almost like you don't really want to succeed and find a bf, you just want to feel sorry for yourself.
>i havent met someone who is fun to talk to anywhere
So everyone else in real life is bland and boring, and you're the fun one?
Maybe you're the one who is boring anon, ever thought of that? Maybe not everyone in real life is the problem, maybe it's just you

>>81900474
download grindr and get fucked instead incel

>>81900446
not gay bars, just bars in general but maybe i should try those
doesnt matter what anyone says i truly do think grindr is worthless and id rather meet a normie through tinder than any oldfag degenerate that just wants to fuck for the sake of it

>>81900462
no offense but im sure if u saw me you would change your mind on this

>>81900454
no, true happiness is spending the same amount of time crying about not having a bf in here, consistently, without catching any breaks

>>81900502
No true happiness is berating gincels online instead of spending time with your (fake)bf in your favela

>>81900423
>I was just passively observing what there was instead of messaging people or whatever
And then you wonder why it didn't work. You never really tried. This isn't trying. At least you're honest about it. Most anons here who claim to have "tried" dating apps did the same thing you did, but they won't admit it. They will say they have "tried everything" when in reality they never did, they gave up without putting up a fight. Don't be like them.

>>81900518
No, true happiness is doubting other people have boyfriends just because you can't have one, even if they only post once in a while precisely because they're busy having a life. But you're always here

>>81900423
>was just passively waiting for a bf to fall from the sky and fix my life without having to lift a finger
R9gay in a nutshell

>>81900488
youre right i exaggerated how unfun people are to talk to, but what the difference between on and offline is still notable. bye

>>81900528
No true happiness is faking gym stories to gincels to falseflag homophobia and expose you have no bf so we can laugh

>>81900519
I wont claim to have done something I havent. I just want things to be different but thats just up to me

>>81900496
I truly do think that you are worthless, and maybe your loneliness is because of that?
It's no surprise that the person claiming to have tried "everything" never tried gay bars or dating apps. You tried nothing, you get nothing, the universe is perfectly balanced

there is no "femboyfriend" waiting for you faggot lmaooooo

>>81900252
never heard of tagmap, sounds fun for inviting trouble, ty for qrd
aaand ofc i live in a desert between active places, ghhh ;-;

>>81900496
>any oldfag degenerate
There are people your own age on Grindr, but maybe they'll reject you because you're such a cunt. It's your loss, not theirs. You are a degenerate on a degenerate website, but you are also delusional

>>81900549
How hard can it be to arrange a date with someone you met on the apps and attend that first date in a public place? It's hard but not that hard. The limitations are all in your mind.

Hue always bullies anons because he's stroking his tiny brazilian pecker as he types and getting off to acting superior despite being an incel too
He's a bad person
Never forget how he suggested to meet in the forest for a first date off grindr to an anon and back-pedalled after being called out

>>81900496
>sure if u saw me you would change your mind
So sure about your beauty, and still a lonely celibate? At best, you're wasting your potential. At worst you are delusional. Either way you should try irl dating

>>81900551
My loneliness is caused by other things, mistakes from the past. I think other people are worth something and im willing to try stuff out. Its just difficult sometimes.

>>81900560
Is it "cunt" behavior to not want meaningless surface level relationships?

>>81900575
>tiny
You saw it, and it's everything but tiny

>>81900544
No, true happiness is thinking every story is fake just because you can't accept that someone else is not a lonely loser celibate like you

>>81900538
>the difference between on and offline is still notable
The difference being that everything offline is much better and you just haven't tried real life at all because you're addicted to online and anonymity

>>81900604
you stole it off b stop lying

>>81900597
>Is it "cunt" behavior to not want meaningless surface level relationships?
The "cunt" behavior is rulling out everyone else as "worthless" without giving them a shot because you're just assuming via pure prejudice, that everyone out there is a whore who only wants sex and you're the only true pristine romantic faggot around

>>81900604
>didn't deny the rest of the post
Hue bros?

>>81900656
>that everyone out there is a whore who only wants sex and you're the only true pristine romantic faggot around

but that's literally true?

>>81900647
I always posted selfies on /b/ because doing it here is against the rules, dumbass. I did it years ago, more than once, and the frustrating thing is how I'm discouraged from posting another angle/shot because no matter what I post, you will keep calling it fake until I doxx myself, which obviously won't happen. Whatever, if thinking I have a tiny dick is how you cope, I'll let you have it. You have so little already.

you are all prison gay waiting for your "femboyfriend" lmaoooo

>>81900657
If I wasted my time denying every lie and deception made by robots about me, I would spend the entire thread claiming that I was in fact not penetrated by a broomstick. We're way beyond that point

>>81900656
Sorry but thats a hard disagree. My city is big but not huge and the extreme majority of people are
not my age
married men looking for fem guys to fuck
tranners
I have had the app installed for months and the fact that you have to pay to view more than 5 profiles is insane

>>81900597
Your loneliness is caused by many things in your head, but the way you view other gay people and in real life dating is certainly not helping. You simply have never tried anything that counts.

>>81900667
It isn't. It's only true in the mind of a delusion incel with literally 0 real life experience. You speak from misconceptions, prejudice and isolation induced deliriums. That ain't no truth.

>>81900686
Hit a nerve did I? You're a lying shitskin nigger who should suck start a shotgun
You've been exposed countless times for lying about everything
You spent four years spamming here, nobody with a bf and friends and a life does that

>>81900700
I view other gay people as human beings. I just think im unlucky, never claimed to be anyone else's fault but my own. If u took one quick look at me you would change your opinion about it instantly. Maybe I should get off this site

>>81900717
I've never really been exposed or called out. All you did was point at my gym anecdote and called it fake without any reason.
And I know exactly why you did it. It's not just because you don't want to believe that I work out, or that people talk to their friends in gym. It's not even because I'm the one telling the story.
You don't want to believe that homophobia is real and that I witnessed a little facet of it. Your internalized homophobia issues are so severe, that you get reverse offended by prejudice. You're not offended by a homophobic joke, you're offended by a gay person speaking out about it

>>81900489
I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A FUCKING ACCOUNT ON GRINDR

>>81900762
>Maybe I should get off this site
The only smart thing you said through this whole conversation. Maybe you should, and should also try dating apps without the cunty "everyone is an old degenerate" attitude.

>>81900796
Why? Use a random ass email? Phone number? You can emulate it on your computer

>>81900805
Twisting my words huh. I said that for grindr not for any other dating app

>>81900818
EVERY SINGLE EMAIL SERVICE I TRY GETS BLOCKED EVEN OUTLOOK I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WRONG

>>81900687
There are people your own age there, you're not the only one, you're just another pick me incel with dumb opinions who never really tried dating.
On grindr you get to see a hundred profiles, on tinder you get a hundred swipes a day. You clearly don't know anything about them because you never tried.
>Generalizing people as two undesirable categories
Typical toxic attitude from someone who has never tried. What's the point of having the app installed if you're simply not using it

>>81900717
the difference between you and me is that you're here everyday memorizing every anonymous poster and their idiosyncrasies because you don't have much else.
I take breaks and hiatuses longer than 6 months at a time because I have a life, unlike you.

>>81900781
How am I homophobic? I blew his fucking brains out

Projection yawn the anon who exposed you originally caught you lying about wanting a gym bf but apparently you have a bf and make up homophobic stuff nobody says in public at the gym because you've never been to a gym before in your life

>>81900835
Youre assuming way too many things about me from my posts

>>81900850
That one vid of the chile fag giving himself a footjob gave me a whole new fetish I think

>>81900848
I was gone for 8 months after getting a bf and your shitskin ass was still here spamming non-stop, you straight fucked in tha head huey

Another anon exposed you for lying about your hiatuses as well, you were simply shitposting elsewhere waiting for the heat to cool down and even admitted it lmao

>>81900819
You're still wrong about it, as you are wrong about most things you have an opinion on even though you haven't tried/got 0 experience

>>81900826
Nigga use your phone. You're doing something wrong. These apps are a gateway to escape inceldom. You must find a way

>>81900886
we've been through this before, anon. E boyfriends who you never met are no real boyfriends

>>81900889
I have some experience with guys. I just dislike the process of using apps. That's all ive said

My dream is to move to Cleveland.

Your thoughts? Am I retarded? It's the largest metro area I can afford, but I also like the climate and geographic location.

>>81900902
More projection
You project non stop and believe nothing anyone tells you because you're a brazilian chatgpt spam bot who can't refute a single point

>>81900917
follow your dreams gayboy

>>81900886
>Another anon exposed you for lying about your hiatuses as well
No he didn't. He found a post from early January forgetting about all the glorious months of February, march and April where I was too busy living my life to shitpost here.
Your "expose" only exists in your head.

>>81900904
>have some experience with guys
Talking online, anonymously? That ain't experience bro.
It's not the process of using apps that you dislike, it's the process of quitting the incel life and leaving this place behind

>>81900974
Yet again, assuming. I mentioned earlier that I have slept and kissed guys before.
Its just difficult to get the ball rolling online

>>81900917
Why a city?

>>81900928
Your "points" are blatant lies, though. I never admitted to any of these supposed "exposes" and you claim I did, inventing things I never did out of thin air. Very desperate.
Your 8 month "boyfriend" didn't change anything about your incel lifestyle because you two never actually met each other and unsurprisingly it ended up with one of you ghosting the other.

>>81900981
And where did you meet this guy? And you slept together, kissed but didn't have sex? I smell bullshit.
Getting the ball rolling anonymously is impossible. You should still try the apps with the same fervour that you shitpost and cry about loneliness here.

>>81900996
Was an oldtime friend, just came over and we made out/cuddled. Nothing more than that and it didnt need to be more than that. Its not all about sex, I wouldnt have felt like it anyways

>>81900850
>How am I homophobic?
>make up homophobic stuff nobody says in public at the gym
Like that. You refuse to believe someone could be even mildly homophobic in public because you refuse to acknowledge homophobia as an actual issue.
In a way I envy your level of privilege if you never had to face any homophobic behavior in public, but if you think that's bad, you should see what people in my college are like. I fear you haven't met these examples simply because you're too sheltered and don't go out at all.

>>81900850
>paints nails on one hand but not the other
>leaves toenails unpolished

if you're gonna do a bit then commit to it. don't fucking half ass it

>>81900850
>caught you lying
He didn't, though. It's just pointing fingers. My bf doesn't work out, that's why I said I wanted a "gym bf". You're reaching out far but you just can't accept the fact that I work out and someone was homophobic at the gym. Not the first time it happened, not the last.
You're such a loner the concept of people talking to their friends at gym is alien to you.

>>81901010
You're still bitching about not having a bf here and refusing to try dating apps because of prejudice, so it changes nothing, everything I told you still applies.
Will you waste your 20s being an incel like the rest of these boys?

>>81900886
>8 months after getting a bf
>right back here
He ghosted you, didn't he?

went out with mom and you guys are still talking about this hm
>that feel when no bf to take me on a walk

>>81901063
I simply dislike apps, im not planning on staying alone all my 20s. I just felt lonely today and those feelings will pass, I dont have to do anything about it currently. Id rather actually be patient than be desperate enough to just start dating random people on a weekly basis or hookups

>>81900985
Access to good hospitals and walkable / bikeable neighborhoods. I like city vibes more. It's more convenient to work and shop, there's more stuff to do if you're bored. Cedar park is nearby and there's nice beaches on Lake Erie.

Idk, I like remote cabin vibes a lot too but practically: it makes you super dependent on expensive cars AND there are no well paid stable jobs in rural areas. So it feels like a poor and precarious standard of living to me.

>>81901094
What do you dislike more, dating apps or being a celibate shitposting about loneliness for the next 20 years?

>>81900897
i don't want to give them my real phone number and i can't find any burner apps that work

cities arent that bad if you can find a neighborhood near a park/pond/open space

Im so godamn lonely. I just want a hug.

>>81901110
Id rather not rush into things with anyone, doesnt matter how or why

>>81901094
>I dont have to do anything about it currently
Or ever. That's the incel mindset. Bitch and moan. Do nothing.

>>81901139
*hug*
*squeeze*
*ruffles your hair*

>>81901145
>not rush into things
>adult virgin
You're not "taking it slow". You're simply not taking it at all

>>81901148
This is simply bad advice lol, just because things are bad right now doesnt mean they will forever

>>81900987
We went on a mall date in November and two cons together this year doe and one more planned soon huey how else can I prove it?
You won't believe a word anyone tells you because you love assuming you know everyone's life story already

Why do you reply multiple times to the same post? Spit it all out at once faggot
You don't even wanna help anons here get bfs you just wanna bully them because you're a nigger

>>81901115
If you're genuine about it, which I doubt, you could buy a disposable sim chip for like 5 bucks and use that number to verify your new account.
But we both know you're just making up excuses for not trying

>>81901158
If you do nothing to change your situation, it won't change. Things are not "bad now", you have struggled with loneliness and lack of romantic experience for years and years
And after all this time, you learned so little, you're still making up excuses while you do nothing, take no action to change your situation

>>81901168
i'm poor i have 0 dollars can i just use your phone number instead

>>81901179
You can use your own phone number and not be paranoid
But again, you're not really into trying for real, you're just making excuses

>>81901178
Youre assuming I havent learned anything. Maybe if you knew a bit more about my current situation you could come up with better advice. Coming up with these conclusions helps no one.

>>81901203
Your current situation is that you're still single, still indistinguishable from your average incel apart from the one time you cuddled a friend, and you're still refusing to try real life dating in meaningful ways, although you were quite eager to give the tagmap a shot.
It's clear that you're not willing to stop being an incel for now.

>>81901139
True, I'd wrap a cute boy up in my arms and never let go~

>>81901165
>3 dates in 9 months
>still a celibate crying about loneliness here
It must suck to "have" a "bf" who simply isn't there by your side. This thread is more of your boyfriend than him.

>>81901222
i want change, im going to a con in a week or so ill see how things pan out there. I just dont think much of your advice can be applied to me, I want to give irl dating a shot but it just hasnt worked out so far, doesnt mean i believe this is an unchangeable fact of life and things forever will be doomed

>>81901252
You're retarded huey beyond belief and you have no bf and no gym membership

>>81901188
there are like 72 goriliion ways someone can find me with a phone number and i really really don't want to risk it. just tell me another way to verify.

>>>/bant/22966805
chadbot noooooooo

>>81901269
>there are like 72 goriliion ways someone can find me with a phone number
You realize that this app uses your location, right? That means they already know where to find you from the get go.
You're just making excuses and I'm entertaining your incel resolution

>>81901265
I have both a boyfriend and a gym membership. Both things are easy to find if you're not a dysfunctional autist.
Seeing your "bf" 3 times per year is depressing

>>81901261
>, im going to a con in a week or so ill see how things pan out there
The same way things panned out when you "tried" the apps by passively watching it at a distant and took no action to approach anyone or start any conversation.

>>81901307
it's grindr i'm not going to find a boyfriend there.

>>81901350
Im probably not going to apply your so very useful advice and just follow my gut on this. Dunno why you felt like wasting your time displaying some sort of superiority complex that you have.

>>81901337
When did I say those were the only dates retarded monkey
Again assuming you know everyone's life story
You have no bf no gym membership and no BWC

>>81901370
You could find a bf in there. I did. You're not gonna find a bf in here and yet here you are.
So all the excuses were just bullshit after all

>>81901261
>it just hasnt worked out so far,
Because you never tried it

>>81901370
Then what about tinder?

>>81901380
>follow my gut on this
Your gut has led you to inceldom. Careful. Sometimes you are your own worst enemy

i almost had an r9gay bf but i kind of messed it up again

>>81901463
>When did I say those were the only dates
You made it pretty obvious it was some long distance "relationship". You have a boyfriend and you keep saving porn on your computer?
Yeah I know the truth is that you haven't got anything, not even an "e bf"

>>81901475
it's asking for my precise location i can't even use approximate location for this i don't want anyone fucking stalking me fuck this
>>81901507
normalfags only

>>81901530
He lives in a nearby city and I live outside of it what's so hard to understand
Not everyone is in a favela like you with 20 people to a shack

managed to make an account and just 1 look at grindr and i nearly puked. i've never seen so much concentrated debauchery. never again.

>>81901568
It's an app based on location. You will talk to the people closest to you. No need to be a paranoid freak about it. People won't know your exact location, only how far you are from them.
Also, google and every major app has your location already. You're being dumb on purpose making up bullshit excuses.

he's paid by grindr to come shill here
grindr's ceo and creator is a jew btw just thought you should know that

>>81901568
>normalfags only
That's a good thing though? Like that's what you need the most in your life: some normalfags to put some sense in your incel head.

>>81901678
i had 1 nigga "1 foot away" from me and he was this nasty looking brownoid and i noped the fuck out before he could message me

>>81901625
So grindr is too debauched for your taste, but 4chan is alright?
You have some fucked up priorities and a twisted sense of moralism and self importance. You really think you're better than those people.
So many years of loneliness, and you haven't learned anything

>>81901687
would a normalfag ever choose to date YOU, is the thing.

>>81901688
>I had a terrible experience because someone near me was ugly and coloured
I'm starting to think maybe it's better if you stay alone forever. Maybe that's how it's supposed to be.

>loser virgins posting about feet alone in their room is more morally bankrupt than infecting a new person with HIV every weekend

>>81901708
Read the few posts above yours where a few "robots" noped out of grindr because to them, people weren't good looking enough like their animes.
Let's be real for a second. This was never about you being rejected by normies.
You're the one doing the rejection. It's you who refuse to give people a chance, not the other way around

>>81901723
I love how you assuage the level of debauchery that happens here, while you exacerbate the debauchery on the apps with disinformation. It speaks volumes of how delusional you are.
You don't get more morally bankrupt than 4chan on the surface web. Your moralism is crippling, but also very selective.

I love BBC(Boyfeet Broadcasting Corporation)

>>81901625
Typical incel who never tried

At this point xitter is as bad as 4chan if not worse let's get real for a minute
This place is a fed owned psyop machine

>>81901579
>He lives in a nearby city
>Only see each other 4 times a year
>Still posts femboy porn on 4chan
>Barely remembers the last time they met
What a grim "relationship"

>>81901688
This is how cute boys generally react when they see your face lmao

>>81901781
You're just trolling at this point making shit up I never said
Boyfeet to the face nigga

>>81901800
The only thing made up here is your "e bf" who you obviously never met
8 months for nothing

I'll post a pic of our cocks frotting for you after otakon huey
He likes shota too btw if you remember all that stuff last year too lol I hit the jackpot

>>81901760
i literally live in the most hiv-infected city in the us but keep coping

>>81901821
miami or san fran?

>>81901820
> "too"
> two anonymous pedophiles "e dating"
A match made in hell

>>81901820
I can totally understand why a pedo would have trouble dating from a pool of adult men

>>81901821
And if one gay person doesn't have HIV, your whole world view falls apart.
Above you there is a self admitted pedophile boasting about finding another pedophile for a bf, and that doesn't bother you?
4chan is peak degeneracy and you are a degenerate, no matter how much obsessed with HIV you are.

>>81901853
some guy jerking off to drawings alone in another state does not affect me the same way a local pandemic does.

>>81901821
And you know what is the country with the most cases of HIV? The same one where grindr is banned.
You are too obtuse to realize that you can have a dating life completely devoid of fetishists and STDs. But those are your excuses for being alone, so you will die by them.

>>81901860
He's jerking alone because he hasn't found a victim yet.
You going to a date with someone without HIV is the solution you're looking for, not a lifetime of celibacy. Keep crying about not having a bf, though.

>>81901792
that actually was pretty funny and made me smile. i'm going to cook dinner now so i can feel good about myself for being useful.

Woe is me we're both 23

>>81901872
too bad you have no bf to cook dinner for. But it's pure karmic debt, you deserve this.

Karmic debt for being an incel lmao what is this nigger smoking

For being racist and thinking that you're too good for ugly people when you're obviously uglier than them

>racism is... le BAD

>yes I have no bf nor friends, how could you tell?

>infinity indians and niggers are good for society and homosexuals actually

I don't understand what's going on with my asshole. It's only been 16 hours and I had to shit again. This time the entire toilet bowl isn't smeared in blood any more, though. Just a weird line of blood in the single long strand of feces. It looks sort of bizarre. I think my 3 weeks of only pooping once a week fucked up something in my guts. I'm probably going to die, but I feel remarkably better.

>if I fill my heart with hatred maybe I can compensate for the abyssal hole left by a youth wasted with solitude

I really thought story was gonna be the first r9gay casualty but you might be it instead bloodyshitanon

>>81902048
I'm going to keep posting updates in here, if you don't hear from me again I either died or it resolved itself. I don't have anywhere else I can post my journey. I fully expect at this point to end up dead and being eaten by my cat from a ruptured rectum.

>>81902131
no pozniggers allowed
>>81902131