Arch Linux is the best distribution edition

linux is noncecoded, I accept that a lot of servers use it but if you're using it for personal computers there's something just 'off' about you

>>81915954
Haha, so glad that the state pays for her and her kids' entire lives by extracting and redistributing wealth from productive people.

i am a alcoholic

Last thread has 80 posts left!
Let's go finish it before posting here!
I believe in you lads!
>>81910540
>>81910540
>>81910540

>>81915973
Your average British granny uses GNU/Linux these days. Stop being cucked by closed source Windows.

https://youtu.be/ZBFgKS9NyiY

My current gf looks almost exactly like this lass

Spastics in the old thread having an absolute melty over the new one even existing. Really makes you wonder about the state of grown men in the country today.

>>81915973
Eternal slave mindset. This is the kind of thought that can only be spawned from from the most oversocialized and diseased of minds. The result of generations of dysgenic breeding on a prison colony island.

>>81915962 (OP)
Any city fans here

Thread drama at half 10 in the morning as per, king?

>>81916122
I didn't start the drama, I made a new thread as per the request from the post-400 anxiety lad. I feel bad for him, I've suffered with anxiety myself over my life. It's the other spastics having melties.

>>81915962 (OP)
Waiting for the DOTCOM video about Debian 13 (Trixie). It's coming out next month.

yeah its true, ive been using arch for 1 year tho

>>81915973
People are mad a reformed sex offender is giving back to the community by helping open source development.

>>81916061
Happy for you lad, does she do anal?

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE A NEW THREAD
>I WILL NOT BE ENGAGING WITH IT
>constantly replies to posts in the new thread by linking to it, he's obviously in the new thread anyway to see the posts to being with
absolutely creasing at how retarded you meltymongs are

>>81915994
jammers is too. sad really.

Absolutely gutted me polish lass quit making asmr.

4chan will be banned in the UK on my anniversary.
Now that's so poetry right there.

*informs the apus that the polish lass ruthmong simps over stopped making asmr videos*

I never 'got' github, like how do you use it?

>he doesn't know how to grab the contents of a repository from the terminal
oooooohhhhh no no no

>>81916316
it's just a frontend for hosting Git projects, so learn about initialising git inside a folder on your PC, committing changes to files, and viewing the history, then Github will look a lot more approachable

>>81916284
It said but I got a new british rose asmr lass now. Probably won't post her.

reckon protonvpn will be the way, but I already pay for real debrid to hide my downloads and get full speed on dl sites... meh

i posted this in the last thread
>this is a asmr girl wisperingtopizza she has an fasnsly but shut it down i manages to grab this befor it was kill

>run morning_ruthmong_gimmick_routine.exe

It really does worry me about the technical literacy of the average person when something like github is beyond them. Feels like we've slid way backwards in terms of people knowing how to use computers, the general feel of what buttons should be where, how to interact with webpages etc. the 'design language' of the digital world.

Heard from people who work with children too that the average zoomer/alpha, despite growing up with computer products and the internet their entire lives, are technically inept to the point of almost retardation. They have no idea what files even are really, how they're organised in a system, how to search and organise them, how to use them, extensions, basic running of software etc. All they know is press big colourful app button and app do thing.

>>81916372
Wow are those women's tits?

My life wouldn't be better by working in a warehouse. Why should I even begin to care about working? No girl will love me anyway.

>>81916366
It's not me making them. It really is just a lad who is sympathetic to my hidden disability. You need to relax and just let lads help each other. Britfeel is supposed to be a place for us damaged lads to come together.

>>81916372
ok?
not something i wanted to see mate

>>81916381
they're the breast

>>81916382
>My life wouldn't be better by working in a warehouse
anyone who believes it would be is insane

>>81916382
>working in a warehouse
Soon you won't even be able to compete for these jobs de lid x

>>81916375
it's an obnoxious and awfully designed website done deliberately to inflate the egos of the losers that use it

>>81916387
>not something i wanted to see mate
im sorry gay fren

>>81916375
It's what they want. Everyone dumb enough to only use the most social parts of the internet, to give away their privacy for convenience and free dopamine rushes.

>>81916399
not gay mate i just like differnt types x

i will spoiler my lewd images now

Been dabbling in Linux. I created a Mint live USB and been trying to familiarise myself with it. Still can't work out how to scale my 1080p display to 125%

>>81916406
damn it i forgot to spolier alcohol has done a number on me

can someone make a proper version please? cba with this nonce shit

>>81916408
To adjust the scale in Linux Mint, go to the Display Settings by right-clicking on the desktop and selecting "Display settings." From there, you can enable Fractional Scaling and choose a scaling factor that suits your needs, such as 125%, 150%, or 175%

>>81916408
What DE are you using, lad? It will likely depend on that.

Auditing next, maybe a DVD haul?

>>81916395
making bipedal/humanoid robots seems like such a gimmick, dunno why they try push it... especially when trying to sell them at the enterprise scale
robots on wheels are always gonna be more stable/practical no?

>>81916420
how is a robot with wheels gonna walk up stairs mate?

>>81916408
You're better than most women already. This lass couldn't even work out how to get her old files transferred from the old laptop.

>I know it's tough out there, but trust me, the right woman will find YOU eventually!

If you're learning how to use linux, I unironically suggest making use of an LLM. ChatGPT and Deepseek are great for troubleshooting.

hello. here to pick up the toys from the floor and put it back in 400 spam mongs pram.

>>81916427
how many stairs are there in a giant warehouse filled with shelves?

>>81916431
looks smelly

>>81916431
Nice arsehole on her

>>81916420
make all robots look like sir killalot

>>81916428
Really let her looks go hasn't she? Is it just the unfortunate aging process? Why is aging so fucking cruel to women? They take care of themselves more than men.

He simply can not stop winning.

>>81916420
Of course most modern warehouses have little roomba-style wheeled robots that carry palettes around, but I think those humanoid ones are not being designed with that sort of task in mind. They're being designed for the unpredictable and complex manoeuvres that only humans can make currently.

She goes to Oxford but I bet she knows fuck all about how to use github or the command line. She's a spoilt brat.

>>81916457
you should hide the stubs mate

>>81916464
I like to see how much effort is put into spamming threads all day.

>>81916415
I was in display settings but couldn't see any scaling options. I will have another play with it when I get home this evening. I'm a complete novice when it comes to Linux. First hurdle was figuring out how to disable secure boot in the BIOS so I could boot from the USB stick.

>>81916408
Try Pop!OS lad. They make laptops too.

mark was lauding over trump before during his road to the masters stream but I didn't have the heart to tell him he is a massive pedo who has raped multiple children over the years and there's many court documents describing in detail what he did to them. sometimes the truth has to be kept quiet for the sake of democracy.

>>81916457
the top post was mine but the bottom post was not

>>81916457
lad. not being funny but why do you filter out 99% of posts? whats the point coming here if you only read 10 posts out of 500 per thread?

Pretty bored. Guess I'll just play vidya. Cannot self-motivate. It a concerning realisation.

bloke at work can't stop going on about farage and reform, getting old tbdesu

>>81916482
what are you playing? x

>>81916484
agree with you mate

>>81916481
Why does my thread reading preferences upset you so much?

>>81916484
what a massive bellend. tell him to shut up

>>81916494
not upset just don't see the point. you're missing out on the SSM posts for gods sake!

>>81916484
Just quit your job and stop dealing with normies. Sounds like your average grim warehouse to me.

>>81916484
Worst position to be in is when someone trusts that you're not a total normie and then just goes on and on about basic bitch chud politics. I just don't care bro leave me alone.

>>81916489
Idk yet. I need something new. Last new game I got was Atomfall and I simply CBA.

>>81916471
Use ChatGPT lad, it's genuinely good for this kind of thing. Also yeah disabling secure boot is just annoying and a hold over from legacy companies that spaz out over the idea that someone might want to use their personal computer how they personally would like to. Shocking notion eh?

>>81916471
Once you get into GNU/Linux, distro hop a few times, pick the desktop environment you like most, Windows should be purged. Nasty spying OS that.

Image boards are his life and only means of socialising

>>81916484
I bet he sits there crying about the boat people all day and how brown people are ruining his life. What a massive mong

Ulrika aged like milk lads. It not right.

reckon he thinks if he shows me enough videos of farage talking in the commons I'll have some epiphany, but I've told him I'd never vote for them already
plenty of issues in this country, immigration and who we bring in probably has gone too far, but I'm not gonna sell out the country to a cretin like that just to sort it

>>81916528
too much sun, if only she used sunscreen

>>81916528
Looks like she spent too much time in the sun

>>81916375
>>81916463
you've got a github account then yeah? repos that aren't just stale forks? >0 stars and followers?

>run slagging_off_women_on_an_anonymous_website_routine.exe

>>81916542
>>81916551
britfeelers will stay say don't wear sunscreen

>>81916375
I think github is intentionally obtuse desu, and it works a treat for gatekeeping normies.

>>81916542
>>81916551
Her entire life has been on easy mode. Rich enough to be on holiday all year round. Get back to the warehouse. At least you won't be in the sun.

>>81916557
Shippy looks like a 20 year old you know.

>>81916560
Was this your first thought about Shippy today or did you think of him earlier this morning but never posted your thoughts about him?

SEASIDE UPDATE

>seasideMARK Ps5 road to the masters. Im doing alright there me lad

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zv2fgBKvdGk

For me it's Windows 11

>>81916608
Won't run on my 2006 laptop. Only GNU/Linux for me.

>>81916570
>Was this your first thought about Shippy today or did you think of him earlier this morning but never posted your thoughts about him?
melty

>>81916608
Ah, the spyware edition.

>>81916634
So what was your first thought about Shippy this morning?

wonder how shippys toby journey is coming along

>>81916608
Windows 11 is why I want to learn Linux sometime
Just shitter than 10 which was shitter than 7

/posters
>There are currently 4 posters in the britfeel chat

lewd and outlandish sensual remark about steva

shippy talking about himself in third person to stay relevant

>>81916506
try the yakuza series if you haven't
I rolled credits on yakuza 0 last week and it was fuckin great

shippy posting pictures of himself to stay relevant

>>81916698
Button your collar, fat man

>>81916692
Love the parts where you can watch JAV idols. Corrrrr!

DVDlad watching JAVs on his OLED TV. Those perfect blacks oh aye

may your afternoon be blessed with titties

what do you guys do when youre not posting?

>>81916822
do my job

>>81916822
>what do you guys do when youre not posting?
Shagging your mum.

>>81916822
thinking about posting

>>81916822
Think about britfeel personalities

Well, that's me birthday meal booked in at the restaurant. Corr can't wait me garn get a big juicy steak. Am I garn get that peppercorn sauce? Cuuuuuuuuurs I am x

Thank fuck HelperLad is here now we have someone to talk about

>>81916868
Happy 40th lad x

Garn give slots a rest today I sink

>>81916868
What do you think about Arsenal legend Xhaka to Sunderland?

>>81916868
Going to get some poppers for after?

>>81916882

Not my birthday yet de lid. Still a couple of weeks away. Thought I'd book it in now while spaces are still available.

>>81916886

Quality signing if it comes off tbqh.

How old is Sean turning?

>>81916907
Don't know about him but I'm turning 32 this week, kissless virgin

>>81916723
You know it. Love them when they're oily with big tits and slippery vaginas. Also when the Wapanese lass moans like a mouse caught in a trap.

>>81916898
>booking your own birthday meal to eat alone

Tragic Sean, very tragic

>>81916931
I don't even have that, I go to Costa and Starbucks for the free birthday sweet treat

>>81916913
Sean is also around 32 judging by when the marmiteman video was filmed

ANNOUNCE XHAKA ALREADY

>>81916927
oh DVDlad knows the score.

>>81916931

>alone

I'm garn with family. I'd be too anxious to book a table for one.

>>81916952
Helper me lid any luck getting on to the woctors today?

>>81916952
He's not going to do for you what he did for Leverkusen mate. He fit into Alonso's system perfectly.

>>81916964
6 month wait for natives to be fobbed off by a shitjeet doctor

>>81916963
but perfectly fine enough to go to a nightclub on your own though?

>>81916964

My appointment is at 7pm de lid.

>>81916972

>Granit Xhaka has informed Bayer Leverkusen that he ONLY wants to join Sunderland. Personal terms are already agreed.

https://x.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1947602911166353506

>>81916982
I'm sorry lad you don't get any special privileges for being a "native" now, you're just as useless as the lowest somali and that's how you'll righly be treated.

>>81916982
It true. Anytime I am in my local GP waiting room it's filled with pensioners and foreign lassies with sprogs (Eastern European and brown). How do I know this? Because I hear the cunts speaking forrun.

>>81916990
>7pm
Fucking Hell is your doctor a vampire?

>>81916990
Yeah I know he's going to Sunderland lad, my point was that he's not going to be good there. It was miraculous what Xabi managed to get out of him, and he'd totally run out of juice by the end of last season. No stamina left at all, he was shite.

>>81916963
What does it feel like to be a mackem?

>>81917011
He doesn't know any different, thankfully.

>>81917011

>What does it feel like to be a mackem?

Pic related x

>>81916946
I suspect hes roughly the same age as me. I can take some solace in the fact I'm not as pathetic as him, though that bar is exceedingly low.

Sunderland is pretty much the same as Newcastle. I've been to both places and couldn't tell them apart. Grim northern shitholes.

For me it's dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets and hash brown waffles.

>>81917003

Still rather have post-prime Xhaka than Henderson back. Both have tonnes of Premier League experience but Xhaka has that high profile energy to him and will add to the hype. Signing Hendo would be mostly just for the nostalgia.

>he uses linux

>>81917046
Newcastle has the better sex scene

>>81917046
Surely Newcastle has a lot more going on though? I've only been to Newcastle and never Sunderland but it looks like Sunderland is much smaller.

>>81917051
Looks lush lad, just add a bit of BBQ sauce and it would be 4x LUSH.
For me? Just got back from my co-op after picking up a meal deal and a chocolate eclair from the bakery.

>>81917051
No sauce? Hardcore

>>81916822
I am always posting

My sister and her fiance broke up yesterday.
>engaged end of 2024
>bought house together beginning of 2025
>got two cats literally three weeks ago
Mental.

>>81917026
So you 32?

>>81917070
>>81917073
Got some mayo on the side lads don't worry

>>81917051
corr you could turn that waffle thing into a little swastika

>>81916822
I post while doing my wfh job. When my work hours are over I have to help out doing chores around the house and looking after our sprogs. It never ends.

>>81917079
In a few days yes

>>81917067
Sunderland has a vibrant nightlife

>>81917076
Not uncommon

>We'll be happy after we get engaged!
>We'll be happy after we buy a house!
>We'll be happy after we get the cats!

The mental thing is that they eventually realised it and stopped. For most couples like that they just keep going, telling themselves they'll finally be happy after they get married and have children.

>>81917051
Looks a bit dry to me.

*enters the thread setting off party poppers*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

I'll be happy when I garn weehive

>>81917089
It looks so so shit. Every lad a cringey knob. Every woman ugly as sin. I'm guessing that anyone with anything going for them who grows up there just leaves right away, leaving the uglies and the bellends.

>>81917089
Where are all the BAMEs? I dunno, whenever I see footage from the UK in 2025 and there are no BAMEs around it always makes me feel uncomfortable.

Swan to Beehive pilgrimage

Corrrr! Tested me travel esim and it works perfectly. Good option for data abroad indeed.

>>81917108
There's not a lot of black people who live there, and the asians don't usually drink alcohol.

>>81917113
I went to The Swan, its a bit of a cramped shithole. Imagine it only appeals to that type of "man" whos entire personality is "BEER!!!!!!!".

anyone watching the Pokemon announcement. Love Pokemon me but only gen 1 and 2

>>81917146
For me it was gen 1 to 3

Starting to think its impossible to leave the NEET rut if you've been in it for the long term, your brain just isn't conditioned for productive routines

>>81917123
Did you get one of those fancy hipster beers?

>>81917146
What's the announcement? Another 3D mess of a game with shit graphics, even worse performance and absolutely no depth?

>>81917123
To be fair lad you don't like any pub, at all.

>>81917158
you can be a productive NEET

>>81917146
Nah, they don't seem to know how to make the games fun anymore in my opinion. Designs just get worse and worse too. It is always one step forwards and two steps back with this series.

>>81917159
>>81917174
nah I don't drink

>>81917179
I don't know, doesn't feel that way

>why does this pub serve beers? must be hipsters fr fr

>>81917150
never played gen 3 when that came out pokemon was considered gay and you was bullied for playing it. still haven't played gen 3 but not for that reason though I heard many people like gen 3

I like a good pint of warm semen at my local, freshly milked from Eva's hairy vaginal cock.

oh my kino. DJ pikachu in the mix
https://youtu.be/MsskPQsZRaE?si=RjrzRWplNbMDMGbZ

>>81917180
as a kid i remember just how obvious that 'open world' idea was (i mean the first game and the second gen were already pretty open: i did the gyms out of order)
3D N64 battle game, okay, cool. full game next? a photography-on-rails game, neat, when are we getting that but you can walk around and catch the monsters?
decades later and APPARENTLY the new one has monsters you can just catch by physically finding them in caves. fucking hell.

>>81917158
i managed it after 8 years of neeting, wasnt easy but wasnt as bad as i thought desu

>>81917190
Gen 3 is the best imo and universally regarded as some of the best pokemon games ever. The earlier gens were still working out there faults, gen 3 smashed it and then later gens got lame and weird and the pokemon designs were really bad, slopified.

Play gen 3 with a quality of life rom hack lad, it will be an incredible experience if you've never played one before.

>Customer: Hello mate can I get a pint of lager please?

>Sneering barman: Oh so your entire personality is beer, is it? You're not a man. You're not a man at all.

granberg has fallen and broken her wrist. She's meant to be using her cane to walk after her stroke a few months ago left her leg weakened but she was trying to get by without it in the house and fell getting up off the sofa.

she likes living in her own place and having her independence but I don't know lads I just don't know. She hates feeling like a burden as well

fanny on my face please and thank you

Trapping Eva in a Pokeball, cumming inside it and drowning her.

>>81917214
This bitch is such a fucking tease. Corrrrrrrr! Almost as bad as Susu.

>Customer: Hello mate can I get a pint of lager please?

>Sneering barman: You're one of those britfeel lot that are harassing my daughter aren't you?

>>81917214
wouldnt mind this aswell desu lad
>>81917215
a close second if fanny isnt available

>>81917215
>her
Anon, I have some news for you

>>81917190
i emulated them, new monsters for no reason. just use the original 250 you freaks.
worst part? the music. fuck those synthesised trumpets.

the Switch game had this earkino however:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quYjN57Tycg

>>81917226
I'll have a pint of Ruth piss please barkeep. Snacks? No... I already ate your daughter's arse this morning!

>>81917214
this sort of behaviour is unbecoming

prefer when it's just a photo of her in a nice outfit

>>81917207
>The earlier gens were still working out there faults, gen 3 smashed it
nah fuck this. outright errors, moves not working? fix those.
but they became mathematical to a fault, like playing Magic: the Gathering with a pure MtG person. sucks the fun out of it.

they remade the first games in that engine and it shows just how worse it is. enjoy fighting random Magnemites that are now Steel type. have fun going through a Diglett cave that has been resized to match the world map (?? just keep it abstract, it's a dungeon)

>>81917238
She's a fucking whore she should just get her fucking tits and wussy out.

>>81917248
She does, when you pay

>>81917224
she did a collab with leanbeef patty phwoar

>>81917249
Fuck off mate you know there would be leaks it's inevitable. Fucking whores. Corrrrr! She is hot though, very attractive girl! Mayhap I'd pay a sixpence to see her tuppence.

That whore Belle Delphine has a cute little jiggly arse I'll give her that. Bet she gave Louis Theroux a blowie after their interview. Corrrr!

>>81917214
Thought that was a ball sack first

>>81917231
RSE had some of the best music. And gen 5 corrr. Gen 3-5 will always be the peak.

Free Free 4chan
>Free Free 4chan

Cheeka farting in Eva's hairy willard.

>>81917275
you wish it was a ball sack you bisexual man
cheers xxx

>>81917277
i disagree. something about those fake trumpets, sounds like a dying cat.
>>81917280
we all know what you mean by '4chan', proscribedfren

the TV that I want is discontinued and I was content with the 2024 model and the 2025 model is 250 pound more. fuming I am

>>81917299
Ruddy Hell what telly was that then big man?

>>81917299
It was a 55 in LG QLED tv. don't want to get a OLED just in case of the burn in meme just incase

>>81917302
responded to myself like a spacker my mistake sorry lad.
>>81917302

Just ate some strawbs

Cheers

>>81917321
Burn in is only an issue if you watch a lot of news channels or something like that where the logo is constantly on screen. Otherwise it's not an issue.

>>81917349
does that lady have vitiligo?

>>81917349
Woah, that lad has tits.

>>81917349
pure grimmage

my ideal woman has tits and a fanny and is ruth but only 8 pints deep when she wont remember anything

is that eva

>>81917367
are you a rapist lad?

>>81917377
no im too slow and weak :(

>>81915973
>T. Windows licker

I'll be on debian and kde

For me?
It's Arch, KDE and Cuties (2020)

>>81917374
eva's hair is different.
nothing to do with biological sex. my male hair goes the same if i straighten it.

>>81917158
I had to get a wfh email job
The idea of being office-bound for 5 days a week is horrific

>>81917406
>my male hair goes the same if i straighten it.
Eva's hair is also male hair.

average normie shouldnt care that much about what linux desktop dist. all they need is an internet browser and office suite then a software store if they need anything extra

>>81917417
yes i'm saying it goes the same. neither of us look after our hair.

>>81917406
i want to go balls deep in her tight bussy while i inhale her lovely hair

>>81917415
>I had to get a wfh email job

I'd kill for one of those but getting one is impossible. Only people who can bullshit their way through stuff can get those bullshit fake jobs.

>>81917418
This is why I got Mint Cinnamon

which one of you tech geniuses and linux chads are going to make a site for us to post on when we get blocked

Funny how the actual self-admitted nonce is the biggest linux shill in the thread

>>81917437
We can just leech off someone else's work, it's what we're best at

>>81917437
i am hosting a multiple personality message board on the blockchain of my imagination

>>81917438
I make probably 80-90% of all linux posts and I'm not a nonce.

>>81917437
One of the NEETs should step up and use it as experience to get a WFH webdev job.
>Built and maintained site for nonce spackers to play with digital dollies

>>81917451
>WFH webdev job

These don't exist anymore, they just use jeets

>>81917447
then you're not a true Linux user.

>>81917454
I know a load of huwhite ones thoughever.

>>81917437
real developers use windows or mac os, even linus torvalds uses mac os lol

>>81917463
>real developers use windows
lmaoing on the floor

>>81917451
no point de lad, ive built many projects and they dont mean fck all to recruiters

right, im going to work ,no one post literally ANYTHING until i get back, anywhere betwen midnight and 5am, i mean it lads i dont want to miss anything

Why do I use Arch linux and the Tor browser? I just like my privacy is all.
Why encrypt a load of my files with AES-256? Well why not, it's not illegal is it?

ey yo check dis nibba hard drive

>>81917511
Noncing bastard

You vill not be able to afford rent
>'On my budget I could only rent a parking space'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyxp280dxwo
You vill buy cheaper less nutritious food
>Food bills on course to rise by 275 pounds a year as prices jump
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn5kvv9n10go
You vill see jobless, unemployable migrants move into your city and you will like it

>>81917511
i might encrypt a single file, an image of the word "GOTCHA!"

give it a weird key, do some Riddler shit if the police ever investigate.

>>81917523
we have enough jobless unemployables already.

you should encrypt your whole harddrive,
what if you died and your family found all your weird anime pictures and 4chan screenshots?

>>81917540
The world will cease to exist after my death

>>81917540
that's on you for not granting lasting power of attorney to someone else. and setting your last will and testament to go out electronically if you don't cancel the email every day (your attorney could betray you)

Shoving my decrepit, leaking willy inside Eva's rancid, hairy arsehole and thrusting in and out, gasping heavily, before pumping a sticky, pungent load of creamy muck muck inside her inflamed, purple anus.

>>81917511
You jest, but literally none of this is wrong, illegal or suspicious. The fact that digitally literate and privacy conscious people are demonised as literal paedophiles should tell you how hard you've been psyopped.

Upon my death, I direct that all of my personal electronic devices and digital storage media, including but not limited to computers, laptops, tablets, mobile phones, external hard drives, and USB drives, be permanently destroyed or, if possible, responsibly recycled in accordance with environmental regulations, and that no person, including my executor, heirs, or any third party, shall access or attempt to access any data stored on these devices or associated digital accounts. I authorize my executor to carry out this instruction promptly and release them from any liability for doing so in good faith.

you vill gamble all your money on ze zlots
you vill orbit ze newcastle tvink

>>81917584
but Chika is overweight.

>>81917580
Enjoy this post DVDlad keep it up.

>>81917580
It's not hairy, she gets a full wax

>Panorama meets the spies on the front line in the battle against cybercriminals.
cor sounds kino.

So all back to sharty when the uk gets blocked?

>ransomware
>ransomware
>ransomware
never mind.

>>81917645
>back
piss off.

>>81917645
No, me and lollers will be hosting a new board for us on britfeel.com

>>81917626
It'll be hairy when I'm done with it.

>>81917652
cor this is available.
feels old-fashioned though. there's no .el for britfe.el? fucking Greeks

>>81917674
it's not available lol

oh never mind Lollers actually registered this?

it is like art

For me it's toblerone

think every citizen should only be allowed ONE domain name.
you can act as a proxy to someone else who wants multiple, set up a contract or whatever, but individually you only get one to your name.

Lollers wants to add AI moderation to the new board, I told him no

>>81916715
So much soul in those games

>>81917703
can AIs not solve the new CAPTCHA?
don't want 4chan to be full of spam again but i'm surprised it isn't happening by now

>>81917688
there was a shit custom board on it at some point
>>81917703
i said that, would only nsfw checker on images, easier to just not allow images though desu

Garn neck this wuppa then off out to do some food shopping. Oh aye.

World being turned into Zimbabwe. We all Rhodesians now oh aye x

>>81917645
isps will block sharty

i would trust lollers to build a site but i wouldnt trust him to pick the jannies because hes to trusting and wed have mongs banning everyone

>>81917774
no porn allowed on britfeel dot com
gonna be lush

>>81917774
Easy to get a free pass and post from a vpn on there lad

>>81917781
A britfeel council will be elected by the community

Any good ways to bulk download imagefap galleries, lads?

>>81917766
Do NOT let zimmy know you said this, he will freak out nuclear style.

>>81917802
zimmy hasn't been seen in months lad, he's gone

ANNOUNCE XHAKA

>>81917815
>he's gone
Yeah gone to shag his wife's big black arse he has cooorrrrrr

i elect evie for the britfeel council

>No no, Ofcom will definitely block 4chan! In two weeks, three weeks at most!

he really did a number on the seething wn elements in britfeel eh?

What is a company that will never get money from you again and why?

>>81917836
Either ISPs will block it or 4chan will deny access to UK IPs. Typical hands-off 'get them to censor themselves' style government tyranny characteristic of the UK.

>>81917845
>What is a company that will never get money from you again and why?
Ofcom

>>81917845
The Ahmadi Religion of Peace and Light

>>81917848
Sure lad, they'll definitely be doing that in two weeks. In three weeks at most. You laughable mong.

>>81917845
Microsoft. Because linux is better in every way and free.

reckon hiromoot will toss ofcom's 18 million quid threats straight into the bin, we're not going fucking anywhere x

Flamingo land. Oh aye

>>81916218
Shut the fuck up jammers. I will not watch your shit videos. Now piss off back to crying on youtube you insufferable little woe-is-me turd.

>>81917896
Squeaky voice seething jammers has more subs

Even murderers, rapists and paedophiles get married in prison. Yet I'm here, objectively a better person than all of them, and a virgin at the age of 25. Explain.

>listening to some bri'ish lads from birmingham
>song is "Between Shit And Piss We Are Born"
That's just what life be like up there I spose

>>81917889

The place I long to be x

>>81917917
This but 32. Some proper wrong uns with partners.

>>81917798
Load into tampermonkey and you will have a green download button top right of the screen to bulk download.
https://pastebin.com/p1VAcSbz

I am not making any websites for you lads, sorry.

Eden camp on the same road as flamingo land, worth a visit x

If it actually goes down I'll make a website for the lads.
Problem is that it's basically not going to show up in Google whatsoever, so we'll have to agree on a URL beforehand and I'll register it and set up the site so you can get there directly.

Any suggestions?

Just make a subreddit you dweebs

>>81917953
Yeah no. First of all it will get banned. Second of all it will be open to fucking average reddit shitheads. Third of all the reddit interface isn't the same as an imageboard in terms of posting.

You see, to some, Flamingo Land is just another generic theme park and zoo. But, for me? It's something special. My frequency resonates there, especially when necking them rollover hotdogs and blue slush puppies. It's where Helper's World will make its final stand. Oh aye.

>>81917960
Only those who get the score know.

Read that again

>>81917950
evasbigclit.com

Gotta get a few ruths tuppence posts in before the (possible) end de lids

Flamingo land 2025 has the same importance as this meeting

Social and economic liberalism (as distinct from what is meant by the word liberal when refrring to shitlibs) is simply the natural way that Anglos like to live and organise their own society if left to their own devices. In that sense, linux is the quintessential OS for Anglos.

>>81917995
>linux is the quintessential OS for nonces

Fixed that for you lad

>>81917960
Get a job Sean you bore

Grown man living in a care home, degenerate alcoholic/smack head and obsessed with a childrens theme park

>>81918005
Realistically who would hire him?

>>81918019
Warehouse jobs hire everybody

>>81918023
>Warehouse jobs hire everybody
They don't

>>81917960
>blue slush puppies

corr fucking lush them bad boys. I like mixing the red and blue slush puppies together me

WE'RE CAUGHT IN A TRAP
I CAN'T WALK OUT
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH, BABY

>>81918019
>warehouses
>corner shops
>fast food places
>paki slop takeaways
>absolute bottom of the barrel contractors for fetch and carry type work
>cleaner/janitor companies
>scrapheaps
>seasonal farm work/picking
>street sweepers for local council

>>81918064
I think a little fetch and carry job would be decent for him.

>>81918064
dossers absolutely btfo

Welcome to the coalface Sean!
It's a tough job but someone's gotta do it.

>>81918064
All of these jobs require you to not have bones made of jelly from years of doing fuck all

One shift and it would be "oh my back/feet/legs/arms are sore. im taking 3 months off to recover"

Standing up for 7+ hours would probably put him in hospital kek

I think he'll probably be badly beaten one day and put into a hospital

My mum works for rnhs. Says there's an obese foreign healthcare assistant woman that works in her department; well, I say 'works', not so much as you'll see. For the last five years she has gone through the same routine:
>spend a week at work doing fuck all
>purposefully makes colleagues/managers get annoyed at her, tell her to pick up the pace etc.
>cries to HR about 'stress and anxiety'
>takes the absolute maximum time off at full pay that her length of service allows
>returns for one week
>repeats it all again
And nobody can do anything about it. She can't be fired because she's in a union and the NHS is ridiculous and toothless. Like literally she's just openly scamming the NHS. No signs of stopping. In her time there she has also filed two workplace harassment claims against staff, both of which she demanded go to arbitration and both got her lump sum settlements because if she claims harassment then the hospital literally has no grounds legally to say she wasn't since the definition of harassment is based on the experience of the 'victim'.

>>81918064
tell me what the point is in working minimum wage?
you can't do fuck all on minimum wage

>>81918172
>work like a dog
vs
>do fuck all and go out on the sick on full pay

Seems you mum is being a bit silly getting angry instead of doing the exact same thing tbqh

>>81918184
It's more that it obviously shouldn't be allowed, much less for an imported foreign worker. I don't hold her rational self-interest against her, she's obviously making the best choices given her available options. But when a system is set up so that openly parasitic people can leech off the productive then it becomes illegitimate and immoral and yet it's never going to change.

>>81918189
It's so weird that you think it's worse because it's someone from a different country.

>>81918193
It is worse.
>increased demand for housing/services
>suppression of wages due to swelling labour pool
Any one individual obviously only contributes to the phenomenon in a minute way, but we're importing a fucking million a year. Supply and demand are a real thing.
If this woman was not imported then the above would not be applicable. But they are applicable so they contribute as aggravating circumstances.

>>81918193
how is it weird? these people literally get visas on the basis that they are "skilled workers" yet they are just scamming the system

>>81918193
>why is imported excess parasitic behaviour such an issue for you?
nigga what?

>>81918226
Browns in the thread, I can smell them

>if you work for the NHS for 5 years you are entitled to 6 months off a year at full pay due to 'stress' or 'anxiety'
Fucking hell lads.

>>81918233
Indeed, the moment they receive any criticism regarding how they shit up the country they circle the wagons. It's just pure ethnonarcissistic gibs me dat mindset.

>>81918244
>gibs me dat mindset

Just out of curiosity, how do you fund your lifestyle?

>>81918246
By working my job.

>>81918248
And what job is that?

>>81918253
I'm an editor.

>>81918256
Oh god you're that fucking mong

Wish I could get a job in life
Sadly I went to university for Computer Science

>>81918266
Awwww, is babby starting to seethe?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/35962977/lucy-letby-prison-junk-food-binge/

>SERIAL child killer Lucy Letby has moaned that she's getting too fat in prison after spending more than 50 quid on crisps and sweets.
>The former nurse devours junk food and Quality Street chocolates paid for by working three different prison jobs inside HMP Bronzefield.
Corr

time for a haircut

>>81918280
someone get pierce brosnan on the phone

>>81918280
The Architect has the world dancing to the pull of his strings.

>>81918298
>>81918299
Fucking hell lads, how did I know this was coming

>>81918278
Uh no lad, aren't you at least 30 years old?

always stay relevent
lots of love urs truly

>>81918313
Not quite, no.

>>81918314
is that a band jumper
is the band shit

>>81918322
Well then I do at least feel optimistic that you might grow out of it one day

>>81918314
is that you evie

>>81918345
dick isnt big enough

>>81918345
who that
i only know eva6
kekw

>>81918344
Out of curiosity how old are you lad?

>>81916025
>average british granny
>top 0.1% in openness to new experiences and congeniality

>>81918352
whats with the new name?

>>81918364
Well into my 30s lad.

Debian 13.0 "Trixie" Planning For Release On August 9

>>81918381
omd cannot wait

Lads I have a big financial problem. I spent my entire salary on a night in a really fancy hotel in London. Now I can't pay my bills or rent.

>>81918299
>>81918312
>>81918298

Dont get it lads?

>>81917896
So true. No one needs another "wahh uk sucks" channel, and I wish nothing but the worst not only the people who own those channels, but also watch them. You deserve to be bullied (as an adult??? lmao)

>>81918406
Pierce is a well know Architect

>>81918415
All jokes aside, they seem like a truly loving couple. Pierce lost his first wife, daughter and son. Keely came along and helped him through it and he has loved her and been devoted to her ever since. It's beautiful.

>>81918193
>It's so weird
No it isn't

>>81918280
Peter Hitchens seething now that she isn't free and clear after murdering babies. He's also against abortion because he think it's murdering babies

I had to explain to my fiance that I don't want any gay shit at our wedding and now she's threatening to call it off

Is post-400 anxiety lad around? Getting close to that time again.

It's not just that she murdered babies, but that she murdered like fucking 40 of them or some shit. That's actually fucking unbelievable. There exist very, very, VERY few people on the planet who could put a gun to a baby's head and pull the trigger. Now imagine having to go along a line of 40 of them bang bang bang one after the other.

It's not just evil it's an absolutely absurd form of evil, almost parodic.

parodic

what ever happened to HHL's voluntary work?

>>81918499
He voluntarily decided to stop

>>81918487
What bothers me is how they tried and basically succeeded to sweep it all under the rug. I want to know every little thing about this woman if she truly pulled that off. They write books about much less.

There's more empty houses and flats in the UK than there are migrants and asylum seekers.

This is unfair. Peter Hitchens says we should have an open mind.

Why did eva post a selfie and then delete it?

>>81918531
was that really >her?

>>81918509
The establishment consider the NHS to be, quite literally, a sacred entity that should never be besmirched.

>>81918518
>total current vacant dwellings: 719,470
>migration to UK 2024: 940,000

>>81918535
>was that really >her?
Guessing it was

I shagged Bonnie Blue before it was a gimmick

>>81918556
Had a few wanks to Bonnie Rotten over the years

>>81918551
It's quite obviously AI
Some of you are really thick

i reckon it was her, same hair and its a new trip

>>81918575
Love that skank. Absolute anal fiend.

>>81918545
Census 2021 data for England and Wales combined reported about 1,507,100 unoccupied dwellings

You must be really shit at editing those government subsidised pointless academic journals if you can't even look up basic data

>>81918577
I'm starting to think it's literally just one guy being a massive schizo larping as multiple anons. Hard to imagine there's so many legit thick people here

>>81918581
Weird uncanny valley AI pic. Yeah I'm going to take a selfie, what I'll do is stand outside holding a door handle in this backrooms tier car park. And eva said his eye colour is d10.

>>81918606
>his

Wait what? Is this a typo?

>Love that skank. AbsoIute anal fiend.

>>81918590
They are thick but they're also thirsty incels so any vestigial braincells go out the window if it's about le gurl on internet

can clearly tell it's her by comparing it to the pic she posted before. it's the exact same haircut

>>81916822
go to work, lift weights, play the guitar, sometimes draw, perhaps see the gf

This compulsive liar must be telling the truth this time because I want it to be true

>>81918630
No proof the old pic was him either. No timestamps. No proof of nothing ever. Utter mongoloid.

>>81918644
>him
it's a her mate be respectful

>>81918585
nice so thats about 3 years worth of dwellings given the predicted trend, but surely if 2021 was 1.5 mil and its been 4 years actually.
*checks data
looks like theres 700,000 unoccupied dwellings in the uk, not sure what state they are in to count as a dwelling but 700k is not a lot considering we will absorb a few hundred thousand this year alone, perhaps even over 500,000 and were incapable of building the 1.5 mil homes that have been mentioned.

>>81918644
>>81918630
whats going on lads? only just arrived, got me cuppa, luv a bit of gossip unironically.

>>81918676
eva stunned in a new pic and then deleted it

>>81918651
I'm not playing Steve's game I'm not an incel mate still not convinced he was even British, "mom", "high school" and all the other stuff, didn't know about GRCs and ignored anything about that, the AI pic looks weirdly not in the UK from the weather, big stevie is a strange individual but I wish him well

post-400 anxiety making me struggle right now, new thread soon please

>>81918682
why would she have uk wall sockets then

Grown man. Obsessed with personalities in britfeel. Even makes a note of the wall sockets to argue his point. If you asked him he would probably say his life is going well.

>>81918699
She didn't have the only socket that matters, and that's what counts.

>>81918680
ah, just found it, I dont think she realises that 4chan archives exists and if you delete your image its on there. Does appear to be a similar haircut. Anything else happen? been waging all day.

If you use Yandex image search you'll find other pictures of this girl. You total retards.

>>81918722
>Anything else happen? been waging all day
HHL booked his birthday dinner
That's about it

I used to be in the eva is crossy club but I've gradually shifted into eva is blad, he has an odd quality where I don't believe he's a new poster but I also don't believe he's been here for years. I don't know what the angle is but there's an angle. And how "Blandon" fits into it all and if Blandon/Blendon is truly blad or a separate guy. It's really strange that someone who was selt admittedly here just to attention seek - would consistently refuse to do stuff that would take 2 seconds for maximum attention such as write britfeel on a piece of paper.

>>81918728
>If you use Yandex image search you'll find other pictures of this girl. You total retards.
proof?

>>81918699
Are you a fucking gorilla mate? Why the fuck do you believe a random picture of a plug socket is from Steve's house? Because he posted it? Honestly are you a baboon typing from a tree?

>>81918730
booked it on his own? mad

>If you use [nonce image seraching app] you'll find other pictures of this girl. You total retards.

Okay but what if I'm not a nonce?

>>81918741
https://yandex.com/images/

>>81918748
Yep and over the phone as well. Like something out of a 1950s soap opera. I mean just imagine calling somewhere on the phone rather than doing it all online. Boggles the mind.

As you can see boys this is a picture from my house hehe. You know it's my house because I posted it

>>81918731
Not sure I agree with it, but it definitely is a very funny theory

eva keeps winning

what a nice picture of Cyberthule Vriloid he posted

>>81918775
eva wishes she was sean

he's right
reverse search comes up with her tiktok
shes well famous

New thread. Oh yeah, it's a dubs thread.
>>81918799

>>81918799

>>81918799

Tempted to get pissed but have some things to do

I don't understand why HHL lives in a spacker home? He seems relatively normal

>>81918834
It's not an assisted living facility it's a care home, lad. We've been over this.

can't believe eva catfished us all this whole time
she's probably not even trans

>>81918834
He defrauding the government and it lush

>>81918820
>>81918832
>>81918868
Wrong thread mate get in here, welcome to join x

>>81918869
Probably has a vagina and everything

It's some tiktok egirl from possibly Russia, definitely not UK anyway
Fucking mongs desu

>>81918606
i didnt its more like d37 to d60

>>81918891
why did u catfish us all
it not right

>>81918890
I called it, I fucking knew it wasn't an actual person. It will be a tranny larping as a cute russian girl. Or crossmong, or helper, or blad

>>81918891
Do you like this picture of me Steve? I'm a gurl

>>81918912
Wrong thread there mate
Welcome to join us though

>>81918925
cyberthule is literally from wv

>>81918938
didnt you say you wanted to move there?

Steve, meds

>>81918945
i dont wanna drop the lore on you tbqh
tldr i know her
tldr i wasnt impersonating her or anything
all of the other pics i posted were actually me

>>81918974
>all of the other pics i posted were actually me
we dont believe u anymre
u broke our trust

>>81918982
THEY WERE TOTALLY ME I DEFFO HAVE THE EXACT CUT AS HER AND KNOW A RUSSIAN TIK TOKER

>>81918986
shes literally not russian
whatever

>>81918974
>tldr i know her
You don't
>tldr i wasnt impersonating her
You were
>all of the other pics i posted were actually me
They are screenshots from her tiktoks

>>81918989
we need bangs pic next to UK plug with britfeel on laptop

>>81919001
im moots with her on telegram, tiktok, discord & roblox
also im not 21

Deranged fantasist

>>81918989
I couldn't give a fuck im just winding you up 2bh, procrastinating going the garage to lift.

>>81919014
Yeah Steve my uncle works at nintendo

>>81919014
>also im not 21
another lie then
so whats your real age???

>creating a new trip to post selfies of my friend for some reason or something but I didnt say that until somebody identified it as a tiktoker as well or something

>>81919029
me when im admin on her

>>81919014
>also im not 21
MODS

Oh look I've posted a selfie of my discord friend on my new trip then deleted it for some reason

>>81919042
Yes that is a discord screenshot from February (year not specified), okay?

>>81919062
Get in here giglad

40 year old obese man larping as a tiktok girl
Grim

>>81919042
Why would the type of person who's an admin on a young tiktok girls discord be posting on britfeel? I somehow doubt there's many britfeelers in that server

Grown men dramafagging online.

eva lied to us all

Gonna contact this tiktok lass and ask if she knows any eva/Steven, this is like a Ruthmong situation

>>81919074
reet lid

debating emailing this bloke back about his 1 man melodeath project, hes got another guitarist (he wanted 2 and a drummer) but hes 44 and got a kid, not sure if I a 24 year old would get on with a 44 year old ngl lads, his music is good tho.

Only other options on join my band are people my age but they dont like the same genres BUT I dont hate indie music, theres a lot of that kicking about, but Im not sure if I have transferable skills to indie, I have no idea what india guitar consists of but im sure tremello picking, fast power chords, shredding, sweep picking etc dont factor into it.

>>81919119
agree mate it's just some tiktok fella who's obsessed with her
good on you for doing the right thing

qrd on the whole eva thing? haven't really kept up

>>81919082
BN is 38 lad

>>81919135
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/subject/%2Fbritfeel%2F/page/1/

>>81919134
Make sure to use the name Anon Emous

>>81919135
He's been catfishing us, today he posted a "selfie" and it turned out to be a girl from TikTok. Probably thought we wouldn't figure it out, kek. Now he's making up some shite about how they're friends. My bet is that it's Blad the fucking mong.

I look like avril lavigne I smell like apples I'm 100lbs uwu

>>81919152
>Blad
Another one that just turned up and started to tripfag. Apparently he's been posting for years as anon but I've never seen the content he posts posted before he turned on his trip.

this generation raised on tiktok and hrt is beyond comprehension

>>81919122
bit of an age gap mate, most bands are all round same age arent they
maybe try the indie band could make some friends if anything else. indie means anything these days

Ah New York... The city of apples.

Quite sinister in context

>>81919222
Very mate, very very strange indeed. This girl is in high school too it looks like. "Eva" is a right sicko.

>>81919222
>I don't think they would enjoy their future much in europe
This is a biological male discussing his future kids that he'll give birth to through his vagina btw

>>81919214
true, feel a bit put off with the age gap, hes sent me tabs of his stuff and I can play it its not too bad but 44 innit. Theres also some shoegaze band and a hardcore band and like 3 indie bands up right now, not sure I fuck with the shoegaze band, lads my age but the musics a bit soppy, although they only posted one vid maybe the rest is alright. Dont mind shoegaze either.

Eva was a character created by BN

If that screenshot is real
How much more cringe can I take
Grown "men"

Daddy Greg

>>81919395
It's genuinely a bit disturbing he calls himself that on there

35 year old men btw

i dont like 4chan i will go back to discord and tiktok with my chudposting
im 16

retiring from britfeel before the ban even happens ta tar lads x

>>81919403
Legit nonce

>>81919409
35 year old men coordinating amongst themselves to convince a group of other men that a tranny exists when the tranny doesn't.

happier than ever to get banned
theres like a 1000 things i would explain to even explain what i was doing here but i dont think anyone has the time

Just kill britfeel already
Vibes have been totally fucking ruined

>>81919423
go on then, if youre getting banned anyway

>>81919423
>happier than ever to get banned
cya

>>81919435
i like japed my way into acting like an adult and then into a woman
im not trans but i do look hella female
theres probably more

>>81919417
35 year old men coordinating amongst themselves to convince a group of other men that a fat lad from manchester that lives with his mum and brother, and he collects video games exists.
Absolute genius /s

>I'll say I "japed" my way into acting "hella female"
>Oh that's hilarious BN
>Thanks Daddy Greg

eva6 was a hobby for me to see how low ppl go but it was also unironically fun
i did my GCSEs whilst doing this character
to put my age into perspective

you said all that to a 16 year old you pervert!

>>81919454
im confused, which other britfeel character are you?

When he gets banned he's going to reset his router and commence his new character

>>81919454
In real life you won't be able to get that easy IT job you pretended to have, I hope you know that lol

>>81919466
i do actually do IT in my spare time but yeah
idk how so many fell for it

500 posts good job lads

>>81917994
The first thread on the new /britfeel/ site.