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Anonymous No.81931529 >>81931565 >>81932745 >>81934258 >>81934959
/britfeel/
whats your favorite tea? edition
Anonymous No.81931539 >>81931557
>he keeps waking up in the middle of the night screaming "Shippy, BN, noncenest, answer me" since his site was blocked
Anonymous No.81931541
teabagging eva6
Anonymous No.81931557
>>81931539
what's your go-to crazy-person word, anons?

mine is either my ex's name or "cuntfuck" (compound word, it counts)
Anonymous No.81931559
Nonce in an unironed shirt
Anonymous No.81931562
quite fond on tetley myself
Anonymous No.81931565 >>81931584
>>81931529 (OP)
just necked a Typhoo tea me
Anonymous No.81931575
good old gordon
Anonymous No.81931584
>>81931565
never like typhoo, it to weak tasting for me
Anonymous No.81931620 >>81931663 >>81931727 >>81932828
I am officialy living it large in America away from the cowards back home. I forgot just how many black people there are. What an experience.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81931656 >>81931717 >>81931721
Garn neck this spicy chicken fajita oven wizza then garn woctors for that appointment.
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81931663 >>81931682
>>81931620
How was youre flight?X
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81931680
>No, Ocado does not currently deliver to Scotland.
what the f*k
Anonymous No.81931682 >>81931772
>>81931663
More or less alright but me legs are sore. Watched a few films and that then monged out to the flight tracker. Free Dr. Weppers were on tap.
Anonymous No.81931686
Sean getting that PrEP prescription, it lush x
Anonymous No.81931687 >>81931716
lol jocks btfo
BritNormie !!TuWZEK7qXB1 No.81931705
I have to say lads, there's nothing quite like logging on and seeing that some lad has been seething about me all day while I've been away. I hope Ofcom do not rob me of this simple joy.
BritNormie !!TuWZEK7qXB1 No.81931716
>>81931687
We've got Jocado instead lad.
Anonymous No.81931717
>>81931656
hope your not too ill
Anonymous No.81931720 >>81933629
>go onto a metal subreddit
>input your birthday
>we need to verify this by your ID
>hit with pic rel

nothing every happens tho, until it happens, fuck you niggas theyre coming for us
Anonymous No.81931721
>>81931656
Had a spicy chicken hot pocket on the plane. American hospitality knows no bounds.
Anonymous No.81931727 >>81931734
>>81931620
land of the free, wish i was there
stay there mate
Anonymous No.81931733 >>81931746 >>81931777 >>81932005
>bed bugs found
>London apartment

how fucked am I? All I read online is theyre impossible to get rid of
Anonymous No.81931734 >>81931740 >>81931743
>>81931727
For a few weeks anyway and going camping in a national park which will be an experience I'm sure.
Anonymous No.81931740 >>81931763
>>81931734
corr, when you come back to the uk all the websites will be gone
Anonymous No.81931743 >>81931763
>>81931734
please run into the wilderness and become an illegal, they probably wont kick you out for being white and english, they wont even think youre illegal. Just stay there, life is better there.
Anonymous No.81931746
>>81931733
Your life is over, lad. Get ready to fuck everything you own out and pay an obscene amount for fumigation that might not even work. Is it a flat? If you share a wall with a neighbour they could have them too so your efforts would be in vain.
Anonymous No.81931748 >>81931770
for me? its the original PG tips monkeys. bet this lad rides a skateboard and does mischief in the community
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81931751 >>81931764
What in the two tier keir is this all aboot
Anonymous No.81931763
>>81931740
I was just thinking I could be the only one still posting here come Friday. Who knows.
>>81931743
Going to be on the lookout for black bears.
Anonymous No.81931764 >>81931824
>>81931751
have you used your 2 horus of screentime up yet x
Anonymous No.81931767
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2025/07/23/wikipedia-threatens-limit-access-website-britain/

noooooooo 4chan will NEEEEEVER think of blocking us nuuuu nuuu way nothing eeeeeever happens
Anonymous No.81931770 >>81932374
>>81931748
Looks like that Dunsten Checks In monkey fella. Remember when Danny Baker compared Prince 'arry's son to a monkee?
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81931772 >>81931856
>>81931682
What bit of america r you?x
Anonymous No.81931777
>>81931733
I hope you're in a furnished flat and you don't own any expensive textiles or clothes.
Anonymous No.81931787 >>81931791 >>81931807
do you guys think i should propose to my online gf so i can move to america?
she lives in new york
Anonymous No.81931791
>>81931787
yeah I do because this place is fucking dead m8
Anonymous No.81931807 >>81931823
>>81931787
It's not going to be that easy lad. The USCIS will want a lot more evidence of your relationship than just online before they'll give you the fiancee visa.
Anonymous No.81931823
>>81931807
easy, just suck and fuck her in the immigration office
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81931824 >>81931856 >>81931886
>>81931764
How cab you work 8 hours a day if you r allowed only 2 hours of screen time x
Anonymous No.81931843
I think the world should be run by a right wing American regime, and the only people who should be allowed to vote are male decendents of people who were Confederate citizens on July 4, 1864. Obviously that would mean none of us get to vote but I think that would be for the best.
Anonymous No.81931847
A two-hour cap per platform is being seriously considered after meetings with current and former employees of tech companies. A night-time or school-time curfew has also been discussed.

Children would be blocked from accessing apps such as TikTok or Snapchat once they have hit the limit, rather than just reminded of how long they have been scrolling, it is understood.

An announcement on screen time is expected this autumn.
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81931848
https://youtu.be/AzbQhBj7MO0 oh aye
Anonymous No.81931856 >>81931886 >>81931999
>>81931772
East coast me lid. You ever been?
>>81931824
Mate used to call me a Powerpoof cause I liked the show.
Anonymous No.81931886 >>81931925
>>81931824
>>81931856
whts wrong with powerpuff girls? i loved it i did
Anonymous No.81931925 >>81932020
>>81931886
Same was absolute kino. Wee red tranny lass used to scare me.
Anonymous No.81931982
will you be upgrading to debian 13?
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81931999 >>81932148
>>81931856
No ave never been. My family is talking about going2 barcelona atm which is somewhere id probly enjoy but dint have the nerves for it more likely
Anonymous No.81932005 >>81932044
>>81931733
What is the issue with bed bugs supposed to be? I just live with mine. It's not like they will cause you any harm.
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81932020
>>81931925
They put it on nflix in every country xcept UK. Usual.
Anonymous No.81932044
>>81932005
I mean...they bite you
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81932078 >>81932091 >>81932148
Simply can't be arsed watching the final episode of lost. I was binge watching it til 7am sum nights for weeks on end. Finking wow this is class nd then somewhere in the final 3 episodes my interest jst fell aff a cliff.so after the penultimate 1 I was like that aye okay go on then get it over wiv nd then I saw "1 hour 45 minutes" nd am just likenthat, Right...........I dint know what it is but I yhink its probably somewhere after nu-Locke appeared I jst switched off mentally
Anonymous No.81932091 >>81932112 >>81932123
>>81932078
love a binge me
gives me somthing to do in life xx
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81932092
I fink in old lost I was pretty confused but I wanted to understand it but in the nu-locke era am jst like that this is mind numbing nd i don't really care why anymore
Anonymous No.81932111
Blood Meridian finished. Priddy good
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81932112
>>81932091
Keeps u off the streets innkt
Anonymous No.81932120 >>81936915
my go to tesco meal deal is now
>japanese style chicken sushi
>veggie snack rolls sushi
>can of monster, original, WITH SUGAR
*crack*
*sip*
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81932123 >>81932149
>>81932091
Thus img in the thumbnail made me fink wario games like the 1 with athe gold on the cover
Anonymous No.81932139 >>81932216
sugar free monster is an affront to God and kills your kidneys with the high salt content
Anonymous No.81932143 >>81932187 >>81932207
Tea is for poorfags
Coffee is king
Anonymous No.81932148
>>81931999
Barcelona is widely anti tourist at the moment I wouldn't recommend it.
>>81932078
The finale is pure kino mate makes me cry everytime.
Anonymous No.81932149
>>81932123
only playd warioware touched me on my ds
i loved it
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81932167 >>81932852
*puts whoopi3 cushion on your seat*
*u sit down*
keeeeeeeeek
Anonymous No.81932187 >>81932208
>>81932143
modern coffee is more like liquid cake than real coffee with all its sugar and froth. a good dark simple tea for me thanks
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81932205
I DNT CARE ABOUT NU LOCKE IDC ABOUT SMOKE MONSTER I ONLY LIKE DESMOND AAAAAAAAAA xxxxxx
Anonymous No.81932207
>>81932143
woke nonsense this
Anonymous No.81932208 >>81932356
>>81932187
>dark tea
milklet
insides unraveled by a bit of lactose lmao
Anonymous No.81932216 >>81932223
>>81932139
>high salt content
Based retard.
Anonymous No.81932223 >>81932233
>>81932216
there's 1g of salt per can mate
Anonymous No.81932226
Bored, lonely and distressed
Anonymous No.81932233 >>81932244
>>81932223
That's nothing mate.
Anonymous No.81932244
>>81932233
maybe if you stopped drinking sugar free monster you wouldn't be so salty about it
Anonymous No.81932247
sugar free monster is the only good monster
its delish
Anonymous No.81932269
Had one of those new Lando Norris Monsters earlier and it was pretty lush. Maybe my favourite flavour.
Anonymous No.81932276
i don't think your a bad guy or anything
i'm just here to have a little chat
Anonymous No.81932281
Any good kick-offs today? Seems like protests are just an every day thing now.
I saw that Green MP getting called a "shitty cunt" by Bazza, which was a bit of a lark.
Anonymous No.81932291
>shitty cunts ITT
Anonymous No.81932301
Doctor told me I need more salt so now I neck five pot noodles a day.
Anonymous No.81932303 >>81932330
want a girlfriend to do sex with
Anonymous No.81932314
Doctor told me I need more salt so I'm forced to drink 10 cans of Monster Energy Ultra (TM) a day because of their modest salt content.
Anonymous No.81932317
just eat some spoons of salt ffs
Anonymous No.81932320
warn wot woodle wown we wullet
Anonymous No.81932330
>>81932303
this, but not even sex.
Anonymous No.81932356
>>81932208
i like the taste of tea i also drink milk just by itself
Anonymous No.81932359
Might give Tinder a try got no good pics of myself tho
Anonymous No.81932374
>>81931770
wunston checks in a classic apu film, they love the cheeky little lad.
Anonymous No.81932390 >>81932396
>No sex in 2903 days (approaching 8 years)
I had a date with a lass from my old school which I was a slightly excited about before it happened, but as soon as I was there I didn't care any more.
It's looking quite possible I won't have sex until there are robo-waifus and I think that's okay.
Anonymous No.81932396 >>81932420
>>81932390
most of us have never had sex ever, at least i've had e-sex though
Anonymous No.81932420 >>81932497
>>81932396
I'm scare of sex. No one ever taught me how to do it, and women's squiff looks gross.
Anonymous No.81932497
>>81932420
Have you thought of buying a fleshlight?
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81932523 >>81932541
Feel like shite cus my mam doesnt give me free compliments now that i dnt need to lose any weight if i say i need to lose weight nd i say am going to the gym nd she just acts like its true nd i should nd its all fluoxetine fault imo
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81932531
If am saying i want to lose weight all i want to hear is this "You dont need to" x
Anonymous No.81932533 >>81932594
One of them days where something just takes your interest and you spend hours reading about it. Corrr. If only I was dedicated to something like this on a longer term basis I'd be an expert at something.
Anonymous No.81932541 >>81932590
>>81932523
been doing a coiuple of neet workouts on my bedroom floor got to stay fit in life otherwise my body is going to degenerate
Anonymous No.81932550 >>81932624 >>81932663
You can think of HHL what you want but at least hes not a discord nonce
Anonymous No.81932552
Shippy what was the weapon you brought to the /britfeel/ meet on August 30th 2022?
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81932573 >>81932623 >>81932640
Hope my aunty isnt too disgusted when shes watching me frm heaven
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81932590 >>81932683
>>81932541
Whats a neet workout.?x
Anonymous No.81932594 >>81932608 >>81932645
>>81932533
Youre an expert at anal sex
Anonymous No.81932608 >>81932653
>>81932594
Have you heard he can do a magic trick? He can make a penis disappear inside his anus. His "wizard's sleeve", if you will. I thought up that one this morning first thing, been chuckling about it to myself all day long. Hehe
Anonymous No.81932609 >>81932622 >>81932792
RAGA RAGA RAGA

https://youtu.be/TzPWqnh-DQE

RAGA RAGA RAGA

https://youtu.be/TzPWqnh-DQE

RAGA RAGA RAGA

https://youtu.be/TzPWqnh-DQE
Anonymous No.81932622 >>81932792
>>81932609
Fucking hell this is class thanks for posting mate
Anonymous No.81932623
>>81932573
don't assume your aunt went to heaven
there is also hell
Anonymous No.81932624
>>81932550
exactly
respect him for this
Anonymous No.81932640
>>81932573
all you can do is pray for your aunt's soul and yours
Anonymous No.81932645
>>81932594
Well someone has to be.
Anonymous No.81932653
>>81932608
Anal sex is so fucking gross. I don't know how gay do it.
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81932663 >>81932676
>>81932550
IT shouldnt be called a britfeel discord if thers no hhl
Thats like U2 wiv no Bono
Wheres the king bee? "Oh we couldnt get him to joi" U WHAT! Then change the name.
Poundland vibes
Just in my opinon
Anonymous No.81932676 >>81932699
>>81932663
>Just in my opinon
Didn't ask for your opinion though did i
Anonymous No.81932677
Appointmentshire went quite well, did it not

Shall be sorting thru the remaining thing(s) now
Anonymous No.81932683
>>81932590
get chatgpt to make u one
i told it about being a shut in neet
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81932691 >>81932697
I will say 1 thing that bothered me once i really thought about it is that blad wont trust anybody online now nd i wanted to give him my deets before the 25th just incase,,Am not a big socialiser enough that it matters I guess but Ave not got any other christian friends online n offline.Ruined by sum freak now.
Anonymous No.81932697 >>81932727
>>81932691
just wish we could all stay here and be frens forever x
why do they have to take it from us
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81932699
>>81932676
Didnt ask whether u asked xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Anonymous No.81932710 >>81932742
How do gays even have sex without getting their dicks covered in shit? To me sex is something quite spontaneous but gays have to clean their shitpipe for like 30 minutes before sex. How does that even work? "Hey lets have sex but first I have to go to the bathroom for 30 minutes to scrape the shit out of my rectum". Such a turn off.
Anonymous No.81932717 >>81932721 >>81932724
All the other personality drama, baiting and insulting was nonexistent during the whole of the last thread while BN and Shippy were the main focus.
No other personality drama, baiting and insulting
No SSM spam
No ASMRist spam
No Ruthmong
No Auditormong
No GNU/Linux spam

But it looks like we'll be getting back to the normal /britfeel/ now.
Anonymous No.81932721
>>81932717
>But it looks like we'll be getting back to the normal /britfeel/ now.
Shame we dont even have 48 hours left though x
Anonymous No.81932724 >>81932949
>>81932717
much better like this, it was horrible earlier
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81932727
>>81932697
Ik xx
Anonymous No.81932742
>>81932710
you right lad
stick with frotting
Anonymous No.81932745 >>81932753 >>81932756
>>81931529 (OP)
I am American, but Yorkshire gold is good, honey, and regular milk, sometimes powdered.
Anonymous No.81932753
>>81932745
>I'm an American
Poo! Poo! It smells like poo in here! Oh dear!
Anonymous No.81932756
>>81932745
>I am American
best country in the world
Anonymous No.81932769
Feel dodyg when hhl posts those NHS gf piccys in nurse uniforms cus i feel like its really attractive n sensual nd i want to explore that genre but its how my mam dresses going to work which is unrelated but Its something that would get in the way n make me feel dodgy in the long run
Anonymous No.81932791 >>81932825
Just want frosty jackz back de lads
Anonymous No.81932792
>>81932609
>>81932622
i thought it sounded familiar

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/DQE%20ragga%20/
Anonymous No.81932799 >>81932933
1 of the most sexiest imgs i everseen from this fred
Anonymous No.81932809
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/35786310/#35788392
Anonymous No.81932825 >>81932837
>>81932791
Most like a BN character
Anonymous No.81932828
>>81931620
Corr our DVDlad is jetting off to the land of the free and home of the brave. Have a good time lad and fill those suitcases full of DVDs for us. Cant wait to see your haul.
Anonymous No.81932837 >>81932851
>>81932825
BN doesn't have good characters that post OC.
Anonymous No.81932851
>>81932837
That's fair enough actually
Anonymous No.81932852 >>81932911
>>81932167
Do you remember when there was free whoopie cushions in walkers crisps in the early 2000s. There was all these different colors and hey did different farts kek. Good times.
Anonymous No.81932879 >>81932891
Had Willy won warne for dinner it was lush. Put a bit of grated cheese on top I saw it on a recipe online. It lush. Mum doesn't like chilli she says it's way too spicy.
Anonymous No.81932884 >>81932928 >>81933060
Life is boring and depressing when you don't have something to look forward to. Always got to be moving towards something.
Anonymous No.81932891
>>81932879
>willy
I could eat a knob at night
Anonymous No.81932911
>>81932852
Those baked bean crisps were so good, tho
Anonymous No.81932914 >>81932931 >>81932937 >>81932989
but where will the /britfeel/ 'community' go?
maybe that sounds lofty but this pre-dates 4chan as a concept and i relate very much to xtal's own 4chan origin story from the last thread. 'culture', 'format', fine, really good website from the mid-2000s. but yous are posters, doubt any of yous are AIs.
Anonymous No.81932916
Mum is dumping her deadbeat boyfriend. She said no money, no car, no house and probably no job. Fuck that she said. I keked.
Anonymous No.81932928 >>81933106
>>81932884
you first posted about that new job months ago and you still complain that you are in your current job, still.

i don't know how fast life is supposed to move but why aren't you in your new job? are you still in your old job forever because then you have that future job to look forward to?
Anonymous No.81932931 >>81932942
>>81932914
Speaking of AI. I'll be copping a Nomi subscription and just ask a fat, balding avatar to spam nonsense about the usual dollies all day long. It will feel like this place never died. In response I'll drop a few SSM updates and the AI will just ignore it and spam more dolly drivel.
Anonymous No.81932933 >>81933004
>>81932799
Mammy should take pics like that and let you sell them on OF
Anonymous No.81932937 >>81932996
>>81932914
Us mongs will be scattered to the 4 winds. But we will live on. Whenever seasideMARK uploads a video it will be like a shining beacon in the sky to remind us of better times. It sad. But we will live to see another day.
Anonymous No.81932942 >>81932975
>>81932931
Can you make it specifically like Shippy?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81932943 >>81932957 >>81933016
Just got back from woctors had me bloods taken now just have to wait to hear back about the results. The nurse said it should take about a week.
Anonymous No.81932949 >>81933071
>>81932724
That was a daily thing only a few years ago but it was DM and Andrew in the Discord/noncenest that needed to answer questions and post the chatlogs.
Anonymous No.81932957 >>81932987
>>81932943
Bloody hell welper what's wrong with you? Hope you get better soon my liddington.
Anonymous No.81932975
>>81932942
Absolutely. You can give it a personality like 'display manic obsessiveness over another fat male called 'shippy'. Rant about 'shippy' all day and ask rhetorical questions to try and bait people into a response'.
Anonymous No.81932987
>>81932957
he got waids, it not lush
Anonymous No.81932989
>>81932914
I will simply leave 5eva n go to church more to be desu wiv you
At least ideally
Anonymous No.81932994
In yankistan a dosser like hhl would literally just be left to die
Anonymous No.81932996
>>81932937
i look forward to a stray SSM video comment (YouTube can never die now) about remembering "/britfeel/" in 20 years. see you there, lad.
Anonymous No.81933004 >>81933040 >>81933048
>>81932933
Am fcking in heat byt am not allowed to post h*rny stuff I get judged more for it for sum reason even though every body else does it all the time am nearly leaking x
Anonymous No.81933016
>>81932943
whenever i get my bloods taken they say this thing like "we'll ring you if there's anything, if we don't ring you it's fine"
???? mate i get it, but fucking hell.
meant to just sit there, NOT knowing, am i? even if i ask for a time frame they're vague. or "could you just let me know if there ISN'T anything wrong, peace of mind?"
oh, maybe they will. maybe. potentially.
Anonymous No.81933038 >>81933045
Pozzing Sean's neghole
Anonymous No.81933040
>>81933004
I take it that means we're in for a flood of mammy posts later tonight
Anonymous No.81933045
>>81933038
I wouldn't agree with someone doing that at all.
Anonymous No.81933048
>>81933004
might be me. i don't care that people get horny and are well into porn or whatever, it's just not my thing. nothing dodgy like "oh i didn't consent to that" it's 4chan, it's a NSFW board, people really seem to enjoy POSTING porn (??? just don't get it)

no intent to make you feel bad or anything, the best i can say is that i just don't understand, and i don't want to see that stuff.
Anonymous No.81933060
>>81932884
>Life is boring and depressing

this is why GAMBLING exists.
Anonymous No.81933071
>>81932949
today was like going back to 2021
>Searching for posts in thread #63863122 and that have been deleted. 131 results found.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/tnum/63863122/deleted/deleted/page/1/
Anonymous No.81933092 >>81933140
eating STRAWBS and I have some haagen daazs ice sneed for afters
Anonymous No.81933106 >>81933127
>>81932928
Look, things take time. Please understand. Anyway new job ended up same as the old job.
Anonymous No.81933127 >>81933207
>>81933106
oh you're actually in it, now?
time moves differently both as a NEET and as you get older, basically.
Anonymous No.81933132 >>81933140
Oh it lush it lush love me ice sneed
Anonymous No.81933140 >>81933169 >>81933201
>>81933092
>>81933132
i feel like something is missing from this photo
Anonymous No.81933145
Me? Had a Burger King for the first time in years. Looks like one opened up recently because I'd never seen it on uber eats before. Got the same Chicken Royale I used to get in my early twenties. Didn't taste the same. Meat was bone dry and their chips were shite as well. Shame.
Anonymous No.81933161
for me? going to wait until it gets darker, order some more beers online and again hope the guy just buys that i'm in my 30s (because i am) without any fuss
from there? takeaways. old episodes of Futurama. sky's the limit really.
Anonymous No.81933169 >>81933201
>>81933140
Agree. Where is the sunflower lanyard?
Anonymous No.81933201 >>81933252
second flavour in this "box"

>>81933140
>>81933169
I'm not crossy
Anonymous No.81933207 >>81933224
>>81933127
Kinda yeah
Really don't wanna talk about "work" anyway
Grim concept
Anonymous No.81933224 >>81933243
>>81933207
fair enough.
do you like Zelda games? did you ever beat Adventures of Link? i never got past the 2nd or 3rd temple, me.
Anonymous No.81933225
Really do love ice sneed.

Maybe I should open an ice sneed van
Anonymous No.81933236 >>81933264 >>81933275
First off mmy used 2 say "u r Crossy" but btw I'm not Crossy, I am someone who just so happens to be saying similar things! tee-hee! what a jape, i'm ever such a jester
Anonymous No.81933243
>>81933224
I only played the Switch games. They're nice, I like them. So I'm a newsoy really.
Anonymous No.81933251
The UK really is turning into a dystopian shithole, this Online Safety Act is ridiculously broad. I'm 37 now, can see me necking myself in the next few years.
Anonymous No.81933252 >>81933264
>>81933201
Fair enough sorry lad. Crossy usually says strawbs and likes his cats, assumed it was him that's all.
Anonymous No.81933264 >>81933281
>>81933236
>>81933252
Fair enough, I like STRAWB posting, I did steal the word from him.
Anonymous No.81933275
>>81933236
It's Ebin, I think
Anonymous No.81933276 >>81933286 >>81933299
What have they done to dragonite in the new pokemon game? Not happy. Not happy at all.
Anonymous No.81933281
>>81933264
>I did steal the word from him.
it all comes out in the end. three days in Feel Jail.
Anonymous No.81933286 >>81933312 >>81933323
>>81933276
love megas me
Kalos chads are winning in life
Anonymous No.81933290 >>81933298 >>81933303 >>81933319 >>81933320 >>81933443
>Let me access the grimmest of porn I can find and let me post on anonymous forums or I'll do a suicide
Anonymous No.81933293 >>81933317
Me? Watching the darts.
Anonymous No.81933295
Grown men getting upset over Pokemon
Anonymous No.81933298
>>81933290
shutup starmer
Anonymous No.81933299 >>81933323
>>81933276
got a link, or anything? can't see what's what on Bulbapedia.

Dragonite was always a weird one become he was a cutesy Neopets/Furcadia style dragon. hard to explain. but as a DRAGON, there were cool dragons and cute dragons. even within the cutesy style of Pokemon (Charizard is fine)
Anonymous No.81933303
>>81933290
basically, yeah
This is my coping mechanism
Anonymous No.81933312
>>81933286
>*flap. flap. flap*
>"OW MY SCALP"
Anonymous No.81933313 >>81933334
>Even the shittiest vans are all expensive

https://www.icecreamvantrader.com/vans/pepes-ice-cream-pepe

>Pepes ice cream van
Anonymous No.81933317
>>81933293
>Whos in charge? Me or the devil? Tell him to come over here and shake my hand. Common you cunt. - Ted Hanky
Anonymous No.81933319
>>81933290
It's more about having a right to privacy and an actual choice. Maybe parents could actually be parents and stop their children from watching porn.
Anonymous No.81933320
>>81933290
>I'll do a s*****de

loool bro actually said it fr
dmgw i will self-end when 4chan kicks the Krusty Krab, but no glowies gonna merc me
Anonymous No.81933323
>>81933299
>>81933286
Lad posted here here
Anonymous No.81933324
im finna un-alive ong
Anonymous No.81933325 >>81933331
used to go drinking with someone who looked exactly like ted hankey, he was wank at darts though, even worse than me
Anonymous No.81933327 >>81933339
>asmr girl
>she collects dvds
Oh aye x

https://youtu.be/MiKFyzIRfnM?si=dC84n8r8EFfSJGZi
Anonymous No.81933331
>>81933325
In prison at the moment for noncing a kid! Bloody hell.
Anonymous No.81933334 >>81933353
>>81933313
>"healthy" tricolour pasta
>some of it has spinach/carrot powder
>the pasta is fucking WHITE PASTA instead of wholegrain
>so the normal 1/3 of rice is just white pasta

sorry nothing to do with your ice cream it just reminded me, this really bothers me (why not just male a wholegrain version, and/or separate 'veggie' pasta? all-carrot, all-spinach, in one bag? could mix them to your heart's content.)
Anonymous No.81933339 >>81933378
>>81933327
DVDlads dream woman. Imagine their collections combined.
Anonymous No.81933353 >>81933372
me next year
https://youtu.be/Fjem2ul2l1g

>>81933334
Buy the lentil pasta stuff if you want "healthier" pasta, Sainsburys sell it, its pure lentil flour or w/e
Anonymous No.81933356
Did the pretty lady whispering into a microphone talk about her favourite DVDs? Fascinating, tell us more!
Anonymous No.81933371 >>81933374 >>81933430 >>81933461
me and chika are going to bed now
Anonymous No.81933372
>>81933353
honestly i just prefer the taste of wholegrain pasta, plus it goes through my body more cleanly so it's a win-win.
but yeah will check out this lentil pasta, cheers lad.
Anonymous No.81933374
>>81933371
Ok goodnight. x
Anonymous No.81933378 >>81933409 >>81933418
>>81933339
She has shit taste, I wouldn't fuck her with someone else's cock. Never would I own a copy of Grownups on DVD.
Anonymous No.81933409
>>81933378
> I wouldn't fuck her with someone else's cock

Unless it was black!
Anonymous No.81933418 >>81933473
>>81933378
women with good taste in film/know about films are insufferable
check out letterboxd
Anonymous No.81933430 >>81933457
>>81933371
More like in 6 hours time
Sleep is all messed up
Anonymous No.81933443
>>81933290
>thank you for taking away my choices
>mmmm, your boots taste so good
Anonymous No.81933457 >>81933539
>>81933430
I thought you had a job? Do you start work at 10 AM?
Anonymous No.81933461
>>81933371
Enjoy. I have him booked for the weekend.
Anonymous No.81933466
You will own nothing, you will do the age check, and you will be happy.
Anonymous No.81933468
My dream is for UK access to 4chan be blocked at the stroke of midnight 24/7/2025
Anonymous No.81933473
>>81933418
Those women only pretend to like films but they're just writing meme reviews to score liberal points or get attention. That's why I stopped using it years ago. Simple as.
Anonymous No.81933475 >>81933497 >>81933508 >>81933558
none of this racism or sexism stuff really won me over. not saying i'm a good person or anything, i just don't get it. why is that where yous go to
Anonymous No.81933497
>>81933475
I'm not sexist because I speak to plenty of women and I'm married. They're alright on the whole.

I am racist because I speak to plenty of coloureds and have to work with them. I'm yet to meet one that's not an utterly selfish cunt.
Anonymous No.81933508 >>81933527
>>81933475
because I'm racist and sexist
Anonymous No.81933527
>>81933508
seems pretty exciting
that'd answer so many things, i just don't see it
Anonymous No.81933539 >>81933636
>>81933457
I'm off at the moment aren't I? Well I am aren't I? I also can start pretty late in the day if I want to anyway.
Anonymous No.81933544 >>81933565
what will become of the house helpers when britfeel closes? they're too soft to last in the streets
Anonymous No.81933558
>>81933475
I consider myself a sexist and a racist in a high minded way, where I don't actually hate anyone.
There are just a lot of things to be said about gender and race, that can't be ignored anymore. And when it comes down to it, I have to take my own side ,because no one else is going to do that for me.
Anonymous No.81933565 >>81933735
>>81933544
snatched up by perverts, lad. we can argue back and forth about citizenship and the right to work, but at the end of the day it was either here or in 'the trade'.
Anonymous No.81933577
DVDlad loves Nazi films and hates liberal women critics? AND he's a coomer? Based. If only he was also called Blandon...
Anonymous No.81933629
>>81931720
Which subreddit?
Anonymous No.81933631
Just don't like um
Anonymous No.81933636 >>81933664
>>81933539
How much do you earn annually with bonus?
Anonymous No.81933646
Say my name...
BLANDON!
Anonymous No.81933664
>>81933636
Not enough! But yeah no haha I'm not divulging my exact salary on here. I'm not that well paid though. Although in terms of disposable income I guess I am.
Anonymous No.81933672
WHAT BECAME OF THE LIKELY LADS
Anonymous No.81933676
Ive spent a good few years now believing tinder isnt even a real app, and believing that Satan writes all the posts about tinder. He actually seems to have cloned himself billions of times, and thats what were seeing is his clones interacting with each other. And he hooks himself up sexually because theyre all communicating telepathically as well. But, Satan also created real humans here. And, he made tinder basically to confuse them. Satans design of reality often puts non telepathic humans needs first. Like with signage and such, Satans clones dont need to read signage for anything, but there is a lot of signs on the roads and such. So yeah also Satan named the apple after dating apps, and the apple is like a big thing in Christianity. Like once you bite the fake app, you go to hell. Because women are Satans clones and he is simply not dating you by choice. Hes also in our houses with us, which gets pretty fucking annoying.
Anonymous No.81933700 >>81933782
Do you get a bonus (like on christmas) on Universal Credit?
Anonymous No.81933721 >>81933733 >>81933836
Adult Disability Payment
Anonymous No.81933733
>>81933721
Grown man. Spends all his PIP on DVDs.
Anonymous No.81933735
>>81933565
sadly thier subservient nature makes them a prime target for roving coomer gangs
Anonymous No.81933753
Wouldn't mind cooming on some oily Wapanese tits (big areolas) after a go in a hairy Wapanese pussy.
Anonymous No.81933782
>>81933700
Yes and 20 quid on your birthday
Anonymous No.81933786 >>81933812 >>81933815
>no ads
>no bloat
>no Microsoft account
>no Cortana
>no constantly nagging you to connect to online services
>no diggin around in gpedit or downloading third party programs to make it usable
>no bullshit, it stays out of your way and lets you use the computer
Why don't you reinstall Windows 7 right now?
Anonymous No.81933812
>>81933786
i jumped to Windows 8 because of that DirectX thing, then went to Windows 10 because i was reformatting my PC anyway. it fresh start. might as well.

can't go back now, lad.
Anonymous No.81933815
>>81933786
For me it's Windows Vista with a 2008 Slipknot wallpaper.
Anonymous No.81933836
Opened ny laptop again
>>81933721
Am on adp now
Anonymous No.81933848 >>81933983
Life peaked on these hills
Anonymous No.81933857
My mmy is regina of this hoose
Anonymous No.81933868 >>81933938
>Adult Disability Payment is extra money to help you if you have a disability or long-term health condition that affects your everyday life.
;_; x lad do you have this
Anonymous No.81933904 >>81933928
How hard will it be do you think to create a website to verify that just lets you steal ukies ids, bet they give you anything you ask for if its for goon
Anonymous No.81933911 >>81933938
feel really tired from a moderate amount of booze and a reheated takeaway.
cannot be fucked ordering more stuff to be honest i might just go to sleep.

life's better without the drugs, eh
Anonymous No.81933923
cyberpunk update, nice
Anonymous No.81933928
>>81933904
Free vpn for porn is all you need
Anonymous No.81933938
>>81933868
Yesh thats it adp
>>81933911
Lol x
Anonymous No.81933951 >>81933981
Grown man. Life would be over without porn. Has never kissed a woman.
Anonymous No.81933970
Gna tell my mmy shes regina of this hoosehold
Anonymous No.81933981
>>81933951
You got any more confessions lad
Anonymous No.81933982 >>81934008
Grown man. Types like a twelve year old girl. The government gives him a pittance each month.
Anonymous No.81933983 >>81934053
>>81933848
Satan actually programmed windows lol. He made that desktop picture too. Just imagine an ancient being, who can talk. And he also does computer stuff. He likes to do art projects a lot, because he loves talking. And, a picture says a thousand words. He drew lots of shapes in the clouds of that picture. Most of them are sexual, because he claims to be very horny.
Anonymous No.81933992
the MEANEST girl? my brain.
Anonymous No.81933995
Linux is better than windows.
Anonymous No.81934008
>>81933982
*glares at u*
Anonymous No.81934027
cross crossy, and you'll have me to deal with.....do we understand?
Anonymous No.81934030
season 5 of trek lmao

fcuk off big lads x
Anonymous No.81934053
>>81933983
i feel like an evil Satan in the weird American fundamentalist parents sense (not sure about actual scripture) would do something like make images that are normal but then they'd have text with instructions
very persuasive arguments that you should kill people, that sort of thing
Anonymous No.81934088
still cut up about ozzy lads
Anonymous No.81934119 >>81934154
Its still 2 fxing hot "its not that ho" FOR ME IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am a delicate winter plant........like a mistletoe or a cabbage.....Am so not into all this shite..............But on google it said the heat wave will end on 14th of july which i guess it was a lot hotter back then nd so i clicked thru the results to find one that i like more nd i did find one that said Heatwave will end on 23rd of july so am jst hoping that we wake up tmz nd its pure grey n freezing.tx
Anonymous No.81934121 >>81934136 >>81934149
So are we done on Friday?
Anonymous No.81934136
>>81934121
It's not over until the fat lad sings
Anonymous No.81934138 >>81934167 >>81934180 >>81934284
If you are going to call me by my real name at least get it right.
Anonymous No.81934149
>>81934121
Not likely but its coming
Anonymous No.81934154 >>81934210
>>81934119
down here up north it's chilly but weirdly clammy. i just know i'll close the window soonish or i'll get a bit shivery.

mad stuff, but i do remember the PEAK of the heat wave when it'd be pure hell even now. trying to hold on to that.
Anonymous No.81934159
DVDlad posting JAV codes on the flight to the USA for all of us to wank to later
Anonymous No.81934167
>>81934138
nobody actually cares Bretwood
Anonymous No.81934180
>>81934138
alri hitler la
Anonymous No.81934210
>>81934154
Ye thats what am on about,not heat like temperature but the humiditiy n the air feels rly thick n heavy i cant hear myself fink when its like this
Anonymous No.81934224 >>81934252
Crossy spends all his adp on strawberries
Anonymous No.81934227
Thats reminded me to open the blinds ncase the seagull comes back
Anonymous No.81934242 >>81934269
DVDlad balls deep in American tuppence
Anonymous No.81934252
>>81934224
Its shameful how much i used to spend on nicotines desu.Ave only quit for a month now nd i noticed the difference quite a bit financiallys.
Anonymous No.81934257
Left my front door unlocked all day in case some fit lass wanted to just come in and do sex with me
Anonymous No.81934258
>>81931529 (OP)
Bacon and onion quiche, roast new potatoes and beans, and homemade choc pavlova for pudding.
Anonymous No.81934269
>>81934242
American girls don't like jeets
Anonymous No.81934284
>>81934138
Jayqwan?
Anonymous No.81934285
Plan for wife's breakfast on anniversary:
>heart shaped bacon pancakes, dyed red with food colouring
>bacon crumb dusting
>sliced strawberries
>bacon slices placed on top
>drizzled with maple syrup
>light dusting of powdered sugar
Anonymous No.81934318 >>81934332 >>81934344
born to lose x
Anonymous No.81934323
slowly creep in my lungs youre my carcinogen x
Anonymous No.81934326 >>81934349
Damn bro. No one needs a fire extinguisher. That's why we have a fire department. You think you can fight fires with that thing? The government has fire trucks. That's right, F I R E T R U C K S. What could you possibly do vs a fire truck? I thought so, you're just buying a fire extinguisher to make up for the fact that you have a small dick. Oooh look at tiny dick with the big ol fire extinguisher. No one is impressed you tool.
Anonymous No.81934332
>>81934318
why is she in her son's bedroom? bit weird
Anonymous No.81934344
>>81934318
what's wrong with her body? bitch looks like ET
Anonymous No.81934349
>>81934326
whatever country this is from, i agree with the soi-people.
although i'm guessing it's American since really it should be
>why not just have council houses INSTEAD OF those landlords
really. even if i paid the same in rates rather than rent, i'd feel better.
Anonymous No.81934358 >>81934401 >>81934455
bought me that Gymshark 200 words worth yeah lads I bought me that gymsharkkkkkk little treat got to treat myself cause I like it and I got the money so why cant I bloody well treat myself fucking hell man let me spend my money I earned it I will fucking spend it got that 3 new t shirts oversized and some shorts and trackies

cheers x
Anonymous No.81934401 >>81934421
>>81934358
if you can get into shape with muscles, you can be slim/skinny.

>b-but it's for ME, not other people

be honest, you don't carry that much stuff. it's not for yourself.
Anonymous No.81934410
Book idea: Life after 4chan
Anonymous No.81934413
Theyre sayin am regina of the hoose
Anonymous No.81934420
secret boy with my secret plans
x
Anonymous No.81934421 >>81934440 >>81934449
>>81934401
I dont understand this post mate what are you saying? X
Anonymous No.81934440 >>81934481
>>81934421
Would love to full pelt kick a football off her dopey fucking face
Anonymous No.81934445 >>81934465 >>81934497
An England of 200,000
Anonymous No.81934449 >>81934481
>>81934421
i'm saying save your money. just eat less.
Anonymous No.81934455 >>81934481
>>81934358
started a new workout routine yesterday and my legs are fucked. stairs are now my enemy
Anonymous No.81934465
>>81934445
this reminds me of that sexy animal in Star Wars The Phantom Menace.
Anonymous No.81934481 >>81934673
>>81934440
sounds like you have a lot of anger mate
>>81934449
yeah I want to build muscle lad not be a skinny fat retard
>>81934455
Heyoooo well done mr lad what have you changed up? DOMS kicking in means you did a good job proud of you x
Anonymous No.81934491 >>81934511
why do i gotta be alive
i aint bout the life
i aint bout the life
Anonymous No.81934497
>>81934445
I don't get it. Dinosaurs?
Anonymous No.81934505
The campaign continues. In my wake; a trail of blood.
Anonymous No.81934511
>>81934491
don't worry it's possible they will create some kind of virtual reality to house us all in
Anonymous No.81934525 >>81934567
can 'normal' (as in, non-alky) people in prison have alcohol? do they get it at christmas or something, all the prisoners get a few drinks?
Anonymous No.81934567
>>81934525
Yes and they have partys on their birthday
Anonymous No.81934584 >>81934635 >>81934662
>tfw used to get birthday bumps in school
they called it "birthday bumps" but it was basically me getting twatted because they knew what date my birthday was, thats good reason to drop cunts apparently
Anonymous No.81934614
ill fucking pulverise ya
Anonymous No.81934635
>>81934584
don't worry lad if i'd been there, i wouldn't need an excuse.
Anonymous No.81934646 >>81934669
Am jst a wee boy starting primary skewl next week i dont know whats a ofcom sounds boringjust want to get back in my mmys bed later nd have a wee nap
Anonymous No.81934662
>>81934584
I just got twatted about daily for being a "nerd"
Anonymous No.81934669
>>81934646
>Am jst a wee boy starting primary skewl next week
careful mate dont get banned
Anonymous No.81934673 >>81934769
>>81934481
mainly more leg exercises, extra sets on some exercises and changing some upper body exercises each session for more variety as i feel like progress has slowed massively recently
think the leg exercises have helped my knees as they're suddenly fine after 3 1/2 months of tottering around like an old man
Anonymous No.81934679 >>81934703
There was a whole era in the 00s of middle aged womens like my stpmum watching these tv shows that was like 24 Hour Live Births Baby Being Born TV it looked like QVC but it was just videos of babys getting born lol like pure graphic n they would just sit and watch that for fun
Anonymous No.81934703
>>81934679
i were too busy watching ben 10 on cartoon networks
Anonymous No.81934709 >>81934730
I miss u
I need u
I love u
xx
Anonymous No.81934730
>>81934709
saving this one to send to my potential future gf
Anonymous No.81934735 >>81934770 >>81934783
BN and Daddy Greg made a right cunt out of each and every one of you lmfao
Anonymous No.81934740 >>81934779
Heres one for crossy.
Anonymous No.81934755
Lovely being alone for more than like 48 hours. It not right.
Anonymous No.81934769 >>81934792
>>81934673
phwoar you will be a quadfather in no time mr lad x
Anonymous No.81934770
>>81934735
Did they mate aye
Anonymous No.81934779
>>81934740
O mylush
Anonymous No.81934783 >>81934950
>>81934735
more like showed their true colours. lying manipulative psychopaths causing drama for no reason. also check shippys hard drive i wonder if he is LARPing as any other school children elsewhere
Anonymous No.81934792
>>81934769
thats a bum that looks like it's been fisted too many times
Anonymous No.81934796 >>81934810 >>81934817 >>81934908
We're already being ridiculed on other boards and we aren't blocked yet ;_;
Anonymous No.81934810
>>81934796
why do we cause so much seethe on this site?
Anonymous No.81934817
>>81934796
luckily, i don't CARE what people think.

but also, what are they saying?
Anonymous No.81934827
desu if i wasnt british id ridicule us aswell
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81934829 >>81934864 >>81934884
The nightly wuppagrind has commended has it not. Garn grind some more Wocket League and keep it womfy.
Anonymous No.81934831
just want a techno-age verification process where i can say "yes i am over 18, leave the bottles of booze outside the front door without talking to me"

will trade my digital freedoms for this.
Anonymous No.81934847 >>81934893
Don't say I don't my taxes. I bet im the biggest PIPmong who pays the most tax me. Robbing cunts. Charging me 12 quid just for pulling the package out of customs.
Anonymous No.81934862
Book idea: I was anonymous I was legion
Anonymous No.81934864
>>81934829
Alright king bee.I used2 play rocket league quite a bit.Fun game kind of hit n miss about whos on your team sometimes
Anonymous No.81934884
>>81934829
Have the Doritos finally got to the stomach lad you necked them 4 days ago let us know you dumb cunt
Anonymous No.81934892 >>81934910
just looked in the mirror and was like pure disgusted with how ugly i am it's fucking over
Anonymous No.81934893 >>81934929
>>81934847
Does that happen wiv every thing you buy from abroad?AVe not bought anything abroad in years
Anonymous No.81934908
>>81934796
We say jump other boards say how high. A lion is not concerned with the opinion of sheep.
Anonymous No.81934910
>>81934892
We living in virtual reality soon as virtual avatars that u can customise eg the meta verse so it wont matter
Anonymous No.81934922
25.5 hours until it all over
Anonymous No.81934929 >>81934946
>>81934893
Does to me unfortunately I import games from America. Right cunts they are the reason why I voted leave in that brexit bollocks was the promise of a free trade deal with the USA. Almost a decade later nothing has come of it.
Anonymous No.81934946 >>81934965 >>81934970 >>81934997
>>81934929
Stupid cunt
Anonymous No.81934950 >>81935062
>>81934783
He has been lad that is his graft, as he calls it. Subhuman
Anonymous No.81934959
>>81931529 (OP)
English Breakfast
Anonymous No.81934965
>>81934946
I know. I regret voting leave. If the vote was held again I would vote to remain.
Anonymous No.81934970 >>81934996 >>81935017
>>81934946
Fuck up remoaner cuck away n shag your wifes bf keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Anonymous No.81934972
first time i ordered a cheap 100ish quid phone from AliExpress or whatever they sent it as something like 'birthday gift'
second time they did the same but somehow customs KNEW it was a phone and i paid more in customs than i could have paid to just get a better phone

all right then guess i just won't buy things. i'll save my money.
Anonymous No.81934973
Ruth will be breathing a sigh of relief if 4chan is blocked for UK users
Anonymous No.81934986
It not right that Ruth was forced off the internet by this place. We went too far.
Anonymous No.81934996 >>81935032
>>81934970
Really taken back the country, eh mate? Good old Brexit
Anonymous No.81934997
>>81934946
still crying nearly 10 years later
it's lush
Anonymous No.81935012
We traded the cute Polish lasses for Nigerian ooga boogas. What a result.
Anonymous No.81935017 >>81935032
>>81934970
GBeebies watching spunktrumpet wankpuffin
t. Adrian, 60 ans
Anonymous No.81935028
i went to school with loads of polish girls that's when i realised i wasnt into english girls much
Anonymous No.81935032 >>81935042
>>81934996
I didnt even vote in Brexit
Dont think ave voted in anything since indyref(Yes)
Just like winding up specimens like this>>81935017
Anonymous No.81935038
It not rite that that Polish lass stopped doing ASMR. Doesn't she care about Ruthmong's feelings?
Anonymous No.81935042
>>81935032
this is why I voted leave
would do it again
Anonymous No.81935049 >>81935116 >>81935148
Mums former boyfriend didn't take well to being dumped. He was very offended at being called tight. He said I've never been so offended in my life remove my number right away and blocked her soon after. Not nice.
Anonymous No.81935055
>being of voting age in 2014/2016
unc central in here, fr fr no cap
Anonymous No.81935057 >>81935076
wish we didnt leave. then i could move to netherlands fucking stupid old ppl voting leave
Anonymous No.81935062
>>81934950
How can it be a graft? That means work
Anonymous No.81935064
Also apologies for somewhat bringing up wolitics in the britfeel thread. I vowed not to do it a while ago.
Anonymous No.81935075
watching some predator poachers in bed
dont think youre a bad guy
just want a little chat
Anonymous No.81935076 >>81935084
>>81935057
why would you want to move to the netherlands dee lad
t. dutch lad
Anonymous No.81935081
If ur calling my pal a stupid cunt youre lucky a bit of mischief is as far as my retaliation went big man
Anonymous No.81935084 >>81935115
>>81935076
better than england is it not?
Anonymous No.81935102
He's alright desu when he's not posting porn pictures
Anonymous No.81935115
>>81935084
better in some ways just really, really expensive and an even more overbearing government than here. not a bad place to live outside the big cities.
Anonymous No.81935116
>>81935049
fair response to getting called a waste of space desu
Anonymous No.81935148 >>81935186
>>81935049
Your mum dumped him for not having enough money, she is a greedy cunt
Anonymous No.81935167 >>81935181
Realistically if ofcunts shut down 4chan I will still continue to browse on a VPN but not post anymore. It is what it is.
Anonymous No.81935172 >>81935184
I hate anon and his mum and I hate those discord bastards
Anonymous No.81935181 >>81935201
>>81935167
Ok thank you for the update, I was wondering what a mong would do under those circumstances
Anonymous No.81935184
>>81935172
well at least you're not letting it bother you, well done lad
Anonymous No.81935186 >>81935200 >>81935297
>>81935148
No. She's a big spender. She likes to go on nights out and he kept making bullshit excuse after another to try and avoid going out. Some time he said his bank account got hacked and was hinting at her to lend him money. All bollocks.
Anonymous No.81935200
>>81935186
Some lads are just proper down bad aren't they lmao. Having to think of excuses to not go out because you can't afford a few pints in spoons.
Anonymous No.81935201
>>81935181
You're welcome. I always like to keep my biggest fans updated. x
Anonymous No.81935204 >>81935221
theres a secret 4chan proxy but i wont be saying it
Anonymous No.81935219
eva, get a secure trip and come back please
Anonymous No.81935221
>>81935204
Wouldn't know how to use it even if you told me
Anonymous No.81935263
Will I still be able to post from my microwave
Anonymous No.81935293
Christmas Day 2025 totally alone not even my 4chan friends to talk to ;_;
Anonymous No.81935297 >>81935308 >>81935326
>>81935186
Your mum is a fucking whore, hope Abdul rapes her on her next big spender night out. I will be masterbaiting and playing games at home through her ordeal
Anonymous No.81935308 >>81935350
>>81935297
touched a nerve tight lad?
Anonymous No.81935326
>>81935297
hi shippy big night pretending to be a underage girl on the internet?
Anonymous No.81935348
Informing the apus that residential proxies are very cheap and should let you post without a pass
Anonymous No.81935350 >>81935376
>>81935308
I am far from tight, I order expensive milkshakes from Deliveroo while I am having gaming and masterbaiting sessions. Costs extra because the place is 5 miles away. What flavour should I drink on your mums next big spender night out?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81935369
Just hit rank 100 in Wocket League. Oh aye.
Anonymous No.81935376 >>81935398
>>81935350
do everyone a favour and have the cyanide one
Anonymous No.81935378
Informing the apus that you can host your own VPN on a 3 quid a month server which will let you post without a pass
Anonymous No.81935391
hosting a private VPN for me, crossy, hhl and footlad
Anonymous No.81935398 >>81935422
>>81935376
I will enjoy a kinder bueno flavour one while Abdullah takes your mum
Anonymous No.81935409
Can I be allowed on the private vpn
Anonymous No.81935422 >>81935464
>>81935398
how much of your PIP money do you spend on expensive milkshakes champ?
Anonymous No.81935438 >>81935837
The most lush crisps on the market
Anonymous No.81935464
>>81935422
About 20% of it most months.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81935471 >>81935704
That vidyagrind has worked up a lil wappetite so garn have me chicken and wacon wasta now and watch some YouTubes. Will probably head off to beddingtons soon as I have a meeting with that voluntary work fella tomorrow morning.
Anonymous No.81935483
Miss when I was younger and I'd cocoon into my blankets like a little caterpillar. Only a little hole in the blankets to see out of but otherwise totally covered. Dunno why I stopped doing that, was comfy af.
Anonymous No.81935515 >>81935730
wush i had m8s.
big jimmy no m8s me.
wish i was a kid again, and me family hadn't fallen apart.
what hobby should i get into to cope?
Anonymous No.81935535 >>81935631
We meeting up on tumblr when we're blocked?
Anonymous No.81935583
Founder member of the never having sexual intercourse club
Anonymous No.81935614
Imagine waking up on the day after being blocked and you have this really funny thought about a thread personality and you can't post.
Anonymous No.81935618
My emotional support snail walks so slow I thought howcome hes so slow is it the shell?I went to pet shop nd they sold me this other snail where it doesnt have the house on the back,,But desu its still quite sluggish
Anonymous No.81935631
>>81935535
Flamingo land
b there or b square
Anonymous No.81935649
Awnonymous in wamingo land/........................Expect us
Anonymous No.81935656
I would like2 see the red panda in flamingo land mysefl
Anonymous No.81935671 >>81935707
tumblr sounds good
>just teens trying to work out life and stuff
Anonymous No.81935685
tumblr will get banned too
Anonymous No.81935704 >>81935803
>>81935471
when you starting that voluntary work, lid?
Anonymous No.81935707
Ave not used a vpn in a while but the last one i used was tunnelbear,It was pretty good,I bet the price has gone up now like everything
>>81935671
Tumblr is good,Like,the content,But the website and the app is quite annoying to use,for me neway. Pinterest is good nd more easier to use.
Anonymous No.81935708 >>81935833 >>81936057
tbf, this country just needs to get annexed by America, at this point.
Anonymous No.81935722 >>81935801
Where is Shippy tonight? Big Daddy Greg?
Anonymous No.81935730
>>81935515
Ave got all these exact feels nd ave never found anything thats truly mends my broken heart
Anonymous No.81935741 >>81935831
>talking to the britfeel lads in ssm's comment section
>he deletes the video
Anonymous No.81935743
Who am I going to talk to about normies now you know like when you get on the bus and the normie driver doesn't let you sit down before he starts moving off ffs
Anonymous No.81935801 >>81935857
>>81935722
You've beat him lad what you want to do now is get Andrew to post the chatlogs before we get blocked.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81935803 >>81935814 >>81935866
>>81935704

Dunno yet lid. I'll probably find that out tomorrow at the meeting.
Anonymous No.81935814
>>81935803
fair enough liddingtons. hope it's something comfy.
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81935822
Thats regina to you x
Anonymous No.81935831
>>81935741
kek now that's proper anonymity. records expunged immediately.
Anonymous No.81935833
>>81935708
The degree that people's finances and civil rights would improve overnight is pretty nuts to think about fr fr
Anonymous No.81935837
>>81935438
Corr look like some proper posh cunt crisps them
Anonymous No.81935850 >>81935943
got that Andor on. thought it would be some more Star Wars slop but it's actually nae bad. decent cast too and that Adria Arjona...well....phwoar.
Anonymous No.81935857 >>81935894
>>81935801
Baldrew was always a distraction
Anonymous No.81935858 >>81935907
>voluntary work
How much does that pay these days?
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81935866 >>81935884 >>81936127
>>81935803
Gives you somethink to do x
Anonymous No.81935884 >>81935938
>>81935866
Thoughts on Baldrew my lad?
Anonymous No.81935894 >>81935909
>>81935857
Then you need to make them pay
Anonymous No.81935907
>>81935858
>How much does that pay these days?
tree fiddy
Anonymous No.81935909
>>81935894
If you knew what was going on with Baldrew these days you would know he has paid badly lmfao
Anonymous No.81935918 >>81935928 >>81936120
*walks into the thread*
who wants some?
Anonymous No.81935928 >>81935973
>>81935918
How much or who do I have to shag to get some?
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81935938
>>81935884
Am listening 2 a audiobook about Yugoslavia o_O x
Anonymous No.81935943 >>81936052 >>81936121
>>81935850
We need some of those senoritas here instead of obese Nigerians. Just my opinion.
Anonymous No.81935954 >>81936038 >>81936138
Had that Applebees for dinner. Basically an American Wetherspoons. Their beer tastes watered down though. Terrible service, seems to be a rift between the black and white wait staff. Food was alright though.
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81935969
We r all prisoners of geography mammy
Anonymous No.81935973
>>81935928
cant shag some, but i am offering some
Anonymous No.81935978 >>81936012 >>81936041
I'm chatting up a baddie rn
Anonymous No.81936011
It's me, I'm a baddie rn
Anonymous No.81936012
>>81935978
ask her if she wants some
Anonymous No.81936038
>>81935954
I know that from American telly. What an experience.
Anonymous No.81936041
>>81935978
Every time I hear that term i think of some fat black girl with a weave
Anonymous No.81936052
>>81935943
corr now that would be lush. I went to Mexico a few years back and my god there were some absolutely stunning women kicking about. it's funny because 99% of the men are ugly, small and fat.
Anonymous No.81936057
>>81935708
Vote Reform and it will.
Anonymous No.81936069
hawks are playing well
Anonymous No.81936100
got indigestion, hope it kills me
Anonymous No.81936120
>>81935918
well come on then ras
Anonymous No.81936121
>>81935943
I like Nigerian women. They tend to be Amazon-tier.
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81936127 >>81936180 >>81936192
>>81935866

It does indeed, now that I'm on that sobergrind in life I'll actually have the energy to do something since I won't be wungover every other day. Life's better without the demon drink x
Anonymous No.81936135
proud of our lad hhl
Anonymous No.81936138 >>81937136
>>81935954
Did you tip them?
Anonymous No.81936149
just fought a baddie lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lgJmZYf3Cw
xtal !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81936180
>>81936127
It really is better,,on the whole,well done xx
Anonymous No.81936192 >>81936260
>>81936127
>swapped alcohol for tramadol
Everyone says this is a bad idea. I am unsure. Surely 1-2 pills a day is healthier than a bottle of wine?
Anonymous No.81936202
lmao. Just remembered this stupid shit out of nowhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igv_ChOEp2E
Shit films used to be so good, are?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81936207 >>81936703
Corr just realized today is actually a week without wooze. Days are flying over.
Anonymous No.81936246
just realised it's ofcom eve now
Anonymous No.81936260
>>81936192
Why not just straight up ask him again why he went the doctors you nosy lifeless invasive online busy body
Anonymous No.81936308 >>81936754
Would you date a Nigerian woman?
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81936447
Time for some YouTubes in beddingtons x
Anonymous No.81936482 >>81936499 >>81936858
Goodnight lads. Very tired today. Here's hoping tomorrow is a better day
Anonymous No.81936492
don't leave m, you spastics
Anonymous No.81936499
>>81936482
night blandon x
Anonymous No.81936703 >>81937034
>>81936207
Cor id fort it was just a couple of days you were on.Well done x defs good to get something to occupy ur time.Its hard when ur bored nd the days feel long
Anonymous No.81936754
>>81936308
Beggars can't be choosers innit
Anonymous No.81936841
Makes me laff reading the fred this morn.Jesus Christ is God desu,If youre meaning he didnt explicitly state "I am God by the way" thast silly so what? He is surrounded by ppl who take him to be God nd he accepts that. He is sinless, which only God could be. He performs miracles,nd rises from the dead.....hes the logos/word, nd "the Word was God"frm john 1:1 https://www.bibleref.com/John/1/John-1-1.html Ave known some nontrinitarians in real life,,Theyre the kind of ppl that pour over every word of scripture looking for little autistic logical games like this,When that jst misses the whole point. Oh nd by the way even in islam itself where Jesus is supposedly not divine, Jesus returns to earth in the end times,,Thats kinda weird for somebody thats just a "prophet"? When Muhammad doesnt come back? In their own frxing book? U can play your little word games all you want,I know Jesus is God,father son n holy spirit nd you should repent nd get on good standing wiv him soon bc hes coming back very soon,,Am being very serious this isnt the times anymore to be playing about on the internet having a jolly like were in school in 2005, grow up n wise up,jst saying
Anonymous No.81936858
>>81936482
Nightynights x
Anonymous No.81936912
The most important task 4 me right now is getting my mammy back in mass wiv me n keeping her right n then she keeps other ppl right since shes better at speaking to more ppls than me in her social life
Anonymous No.81936915
>>81932120
>sushi slop
lah mao
here's a real tesco meal deal
>spicy bean and cheese wrap
>big yorkie duo
>nice big can of red bull
now that's delish
Anonymous No.81936982 >>81937014 >>81937300
So are we fucked come Friday?
Anonymous No.81937007
Sum calls her mmy nd sum calls her the regina of my hoose
Anonymous No.81937014
>>81936982
everyone has a theory
no word from Hiromoot
guess is as good as mine de lid
Anonymous No.81937020
Meowmmy will u meowme x
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81937034 >>81937199
>>81936703

Yeah last time I was drunk was last Thursday night when I had that weltdown after day drinking all day. Then I had that medical episode on the Friday which is why I've kept off it since.
Anonymous No.81937136 >>81937266
>>81936138
Forgot it is the middle of the night back home, lads. On the PBR classic American hillbilly style. 12 tinnies for 13 dollars not too bad they're the pint tins too.
Anonymous No.81937151
see, Rishi Sunak completely accidentally said he's a 'total coke addict' but he meant the soft drink and not the drugs.
Anonymous No.81937188 >>81937342
x and his mammy
Anonymous No.81937199
>>81937034
what was the medical episode, lad? the dust has settled now.
you're not known for keeping it private.
Anonymous No.81937266 >>81937343
>>81937136
Based Britbong Beerer. Was at the auction house 20 years ago, 2 appraisers were from the UK. Huh?
Anonymous No.81937300
>>81936982
bet nothin happens
HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN !!53i4YrndgQA No.81937316 >>81937354
Imma turn that fan on now and get some sleeps.
Anonymous No.81937341 >>81937354 >>81937378
Lads I was in Walmart today and they were selling all sorts of guns, machetes and giant axes. Truly the land of the free, eh? It was a literal Jason sized machete. No luck in the DVD section though, this particular Walmart was slim pickings.
Anonymous No.81937342
>>81937188
It is actually bc she came in wiv these earlier frm shops that i was on about that
Anonymous No.81937343 >>81937454
>>81937266
i always just assumed Winchester itself was (at least originally) from the city, apparently not. American company.
you can get a firearms licence here, usually for shotguns. gun hobbyists stick to air rifles and even then they modify them, illegally because we have no FREEDUMS.

we grow a ton of weed for export. slowly been approved for medical use. just legalise it recreationally you dafties.
Anonymous No.81937354 >>81937404
>>81937341
Sounds kewl n kinda scary as well x
>>81937316
Night night x
Anonymous No.81937378 >>81937404
>>81937341
jealous/. wish i didn't have crippling fear of travel so I could tour slop-marts in America.
Anonymous No.81937383 >>81937432
cross-mam is a Regina because she is a queen :)

(taking an etymological risk here, not double-checking)
Anonymous No.81937404
>>81937378
It truly is a wonder to behold. Like a Tesco, Currys and Argos all built into one but you can also buy death machines.
>>81937354
Is a bit scary to be honest, always in the lookout for potential shooters.
Anonymous No.81937430 >>81937459
how is CVS a pharmacy?
one i went to sold everything. massive warehouse, like Makro.
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81937432
>>81937383
Eggs sactly: >
Anonymous No.81937454 >>81937522
>>81937343
Pro tip, get a revolver for reasons. No casings are left behind, it changes the dynamics in a vibrant urban setting.
Anonymous No.81937459 >>81937560
>>81937430
Walmart has a massive pharmacy as well. I bought a massive pack of Paracetamol today. No restrictions. Can buy proper sleeping tablets and shit too.
Anonymous No.81937495 >>81937556 >>81937624
would such a creature lay eggs?
Anonymous No.81937504 >>81937624
A drive-through pharmacy was one of my favourite things I saw in America. The guy I was with bought a ton of melatonin tablets.
Anonymous No.81937522 >>81937659
>>81937454
i'm more likely to get done for having a weapon (even a 3"+ inch or folding knife) than i am to need one "just in case"
if someone mugs me, what are they going to do? take my phone? fine. beat me up? i'll just beaten up, then. it'll be a mental person, not someone with any kind of rational motive.
i have one of those self-defence sprays. it's all UK-legal and boring, not exactly pepper spray, but it's strong and marks the attacker. not interested in a fight or getting revenge, just protecting myself.
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81937556
>>81937495
It a purriffin
Anonymous No.81937560 >>81937624
>>81937459
i always think of that scene in GoodFellas where the bloke is leaving a hospital with his hospital bill and they just gave him some Valium for his nerves.
we can all just buy booze or outright poison, but it's mad that in the US you can just diazepam like that. i remember adverts saying "ask your doctor about Prozac, today!" weird stuff (i know it's trite but it is just unsettling to me)
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81937583
Proud member off the council of wee cats
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81937600
Pick up a penguin ^_~
Anonymous No.81937624
>>81937495
Wouldn't mind having one of these in a cage and feed it salmon.
>>81937504
Yeah I thought about stocking up on them before I go home because the doctor back in the UK prescribes me weak ones only.
>>81937560
Still game episode where they take the fancy new American anti depressants.
Anonymous No.81937628 >>81937667 >>81937683
what? PURRIFFIN is evolving!
Anonymous No.81937659 >>81937674
>>81937522
Understood, but my advice was for a Britbong in the US of A. And to your concerns, it does matter where you are in the Colonies as to the District Attorneys. Consider Daniel Penny, if you will.
Anonymous No.81937667
>>81937628
Size of the wollocks in that polar cat.
Anonymous No.81937674
>>81937659
;_; but we are all human.
i DO want a gun but i feel like it's correct that i do not have access to one.
Anonymous No.81937683
>>81937628
What a nice cat *pat ur head* ehe heh good boy *stroke ur back* *prrrs* wow so soft n cute *give u a dreamie* xxxx
Anonymous No.81937703 >>81937724
We r all prisoners of our thoughts mammy.x
Anonymous No.81937724 >>81937735
>>81937703
what would you do with a gun?
Anonymous No.81937735 >>81937758 >>81937780
>>81937724
Me? I'd force a lass at gunpoint to tell me I'm a good boy.
Anonymous No.81937758
>>81937735
but then you'd know she doesn't truly mean it.
Anonymous No.81937773
Bump limit is it not

ckin ell
Anonymous No.81937779
bit of a conundrum going on since we're at bump limit on page 3 and i don't know how people feel about making a new thread this late
Anonymous No.81937780 >>81938054
Lookin@fidget spinners on temu me
>>81937735
Lmao
Anonymous No.81937793 >>81937802
i will post secrets. secrets for the night guard only.
Anonymous No.81937802
>>81937793
What a blessed qebm
Anonymous No.81937817 >>81938054
Thought these 1s look weirdly satisfying
Anonymous No.81937821
just want a Beyblade match. "see that swing?" but it's Beyblades.
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81937860
I guess a new one since this will fall off the board either way
Anonymous No.81937875
Exorcising my perversions into the rubbish bin of the bump limit x
Anonymous No.81937881
Walkers crisps or somewhere did this promotion where you could get a FREE Beyblade arena and it was an utter pile of shite. blue plastic dome, same type that packaging is made of.
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81937895 >>81937934
Am proud for hhl,,
I didnt clock on before that it was as long as a week thats pretty significant
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81937932
Weve nuzlocke soul paired now x the secret ingredient was trauma bonding x
Anonymous No.81937934 >>81937959
>>81937895
if he can give up 4chan he can give up anything imo

captcha: W0RMS
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81937959 >>81937983
>>81937934
I think he said if it goes down hell jst stay offline.Thats my intentions as well.Its easy to say.Guess well see.
Anonymous No.81937983 >>81938014
>>81937959
yeah i'm sick of the internet, honestly. Ofcom should do a day where you're just not allowed an internet connection in the UK unless you have some kind of special exception.
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81937995 >>81938054
*fondles until i fal lasleep*
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938014
>>81937983
Yea its harmful past a point,fr sure
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938033 >>81938048
Mmy givee me a cuddle
Anonymous No.81938048 >>81938086
>>81938033
Crossssy me lid are you proud of yourself for staying off the demon vapes?
Anonymous No.81938054 >>81938129
>>81937780
>>81937817
>>81937995
are these actually metal? they have that chrome car look.

i like fidgeting, i do not like the idea of flicking metal with (or into) my fingers.
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938070 >>81938093
>format/webp
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938086 >>81938155
>>81938048
To be honest not really bc ave still not quit other stuff like meds.Once am truly aff EVERYTHING then ill be proud.xx
Anonymous No.81938093
>>81938070
all my TRICKS no longer work, putting question marks at the end of the URL and that. it can be CALLED image.jpg and that's just how stuff in Windows recognises file types, then it's a .webp secretly?!

good job Google/whoever, people are just going to convert those to JPEGs, and we're going to degrade images through reposts when the source image was right there on the server.
Anonymous No.81938115 >>81938119
Fink i ate too much
ckinell
Anonymous No.81938119
>>81938115
what did you have?
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938129 >>81938169
>>81938054
Get a plastic 1 on amazon its relaxing for your stressed mind,,nd the plastic 1s sound better when its spinning
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938135
Golden snitch ahh bayonetta boss ahh
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938141 >>81938168
How long r you in the states dvdlad?x
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938147
This fred is on page 7 x
Anonymous No.81938155
>>81938086
Sometimes we need some medicine in life just to survive me lid. Don't be so hard on yourself. Just stay off then unnecessary shit lole tobacco etc.
Anonymous No.81938168
>>81938141
Oh 2 weeks I go camping in a state park for 8 days soon bit nervous as I hate camping but pushing myself for me family.
Anonymous No.81938169
>>81938129
i think they just don't work for me, i like having something to do with my hands (i get it when smokers say this) but not "stimming" or anything like that.

kind of in chronic pain because of the old ketamine + bladder combination so i can't even meditate nowadays. the pills work but that's the problem THE PILLS WORK
Anonymous No.81938203 >>81938211
just remember, whoever-makes-the-thread:
it could be the last.
Anonymous No.81938211 >>81938230
>>81938203
You wish lad this yank will make it live on as /yankfeel/
x !!4i5PPG9tdXh No.81938223
Seems a bit futile,,,,but a new 1 anyways
>>81938219
>>81938219
>>81938219
Anonymous No.81938230
>>81938211
we could use yanks as carrier pigeons. we each befriend one, they post on our behalf. they can ban internet proxies but not people proxies