Thread 82121376

Celebrating the first snow sort of night.

>>82121376 (OP)
she looks beyond beautiful.

>>82121759
Bony man hands... Me fr.
>>82121786
>>parasol
>I bought one cause sun burns arent fun desu
>And it looked stylish
>And most male japs use them so n0 need to worry that u seem odd
>Well while in rome do as the romans desu
What is this MMORPG???

Ceb, an ethnic man sold me a kasutera. We are one now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Is1oPMPmYM

https://www.reddit.com/r/countwithchickenlady/comments/1mkuyt7/10598/
No more girltime ;(

Woah. Why my bearde has so many blond hairs. Lidurally anotha shoah of my Jew ancestors.

Maybe it's just ashen. Old man witchful.

>>82121853
Sorries im busy at the temple
Im gonna ask them l8r if I can offically join desu
Also
>https://files.catbox.moe/hiadzz.jpeg

Asking people to repeat themselves constantly not because it makes them think twice before bullying me, but because I hab old man hearing sort of lyfe.
>>82122386
I ain't clicking on ure nudes. Not sure what you're even trying to evoke with that.

Invoke? idk

>>82122428
??? Its my sun umbrella u big baka
Plus I showed u my tummy 2 shame u into working out

>>82122486
It just reminded me how old we're gedding.
Is that in english or some AI magic bullshit? Do you put your phone in the faces of ojisans to talk?

Should've said ''It just reminded me to wear sunscreen.''
How does this even happen to hos?
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1ml93ad/met_my_boyfriends_girlfriend_in_hospital_today/

>teen hoes get into history through Hetalia
Damn. Missed out on. Sumffin.

>>82122828
Teen hos prey on ME while IM drunk
>the 16y old who was aiming to move in with me while I had my own place
I was avoiding her and yes she is skinny desu

>>82122925
Baka is relatable on the kiddos...

>>82122953
Oh its cause irl thots think I could be their next daddy
I hab a strong normie mask, asocial middle eastern migrant mask etc

>>82122975
>asocial middle eastern migrant mask
There it is. The missing detail. I always knew. You people indeed.

It's why it's okej to be rude to you, no matter how prosocial you try to act here. Or rather ''asocial''. The word you want to use is ''antisocial.''

>>82123003
>>82123014
Its a german thing u massive baka
Asocial is kinda a diss, it means u hab n0 manners and use curse words
Or like walking in public while u blast around some ghetto rap

>with parents
>well behaved good boy
>without parents
>asocial wild animal
I make it sound much worse than it is to be desu
Its cloudy
I still will risk renting a e-bicycle today methinks
I spent like 4h around the temple
Bought a buddist book xd

>>82123032
There's a difference, but what do you know. Most Anglos don't even know how to use those words.
>>82123047
2 billion damned souls circling the dome of the rock exactly such. Wake up

>>82123083
Its not about idol worship, rather like inner faith and being mindful
Bakaaa
>https://files.catbox.moe/0pf623.jpg
Banzaiii

>>82123129
And I'm even older than you. Cute bag. I still wear a chud backpack, so they'd ID me when buying minttu.

Middle aged man threade.

>>82123154
Thx
>>82123258
Sis ur still 27 (28 soon I know young miss.)
Calm down
U can claim that with 40
Well I rented another e-bicycle
Going to the silver pavilion and ride along the river
Tomorrow is a rainy day so gotta make use of this
Ig tomorrow im going to do my laundry, clean my room and start thinking of Osaka & Hiroshima
Perhaps Kobe too idk yet
Take care
>https://youtu.be/BCtMIfIqtGk?si=z3gML5rInwZ6ljOM
Oh

>takes me way2long 2reach the silver pavilion
>cause the scenery keeps making me stop for a moment

>MY MOOD IS SOOO RUINED
>this eastern yuroop or spic tourist family was so annoying
>I finally get my ice cream made from Hokkaido milk
>>>>drop it after a few licks
>FuuuuuUucmkfucndudj3itjffkn3kfndihrjfjidksbd
>well I will get another one
>she doesnt accepts 10k yen bills
>its all I currently have
I will smoke a cig n then go2the silber pavilion
REEEEEEEE

>im so pitty
>I gabe them a 2 star review on google
>it went from 2,5 to 2,4

>the next place I tried accepted my 10k yen bill
>were nice about where to park my bicycle
>the other clerk being instantly triggered caused me to drop it while I was trying to push it away
>gib them instantly 5 stars desu
>my white hugo short pants are ruined for good methinks
>is okies but I dont hab that many pants
>the goth/emo clothes store I prefer is in tokyo
>fuckk ig

>I explored kyoto much more than tokyo so far
>with less days
>welp tokyo is fucking massive
>and im kinda stuck in akihabara
>the area around the silver pavilion is 10/10
>worth checking out just for that already

>the silver pavilion place was amazing
>I went through it like 5 - 6 times
>im SO rekt
>also there is n0 silver
>its rather about beauty in imperfection
>also damn I finally figured out the live-translation of my S25 U
>it was pretty good so far
>gonna use it moar often now methinks

Vgh. Even slept the old man <5 hours.
>>82123795
I'm too boomer to ever use an e-bike. I just see them lying around all over the place. How'd they know if you atomizedsocietymaxx and ruin one one or leave it in random woods?
>>82124729
They were R*zzian for sure. Very entitled people.
>Hokkaido milk
What is that tastes like?

>>82123154
I still wear a chud backpack, so they'd ID me when having sex with Aisu.

>>82124834
Have a good one OP

>found a empty shrine in the mountains on my way back
>ask the shrine miko which blessing is good4love
>she picks one for me
>im hardcore exhausted
>but it was a great day
>I could post a few walls of texts about it
>but im just finished
>need to visit the bath house
>and stop by a konbini for a snack befor I figure out where2eat tonight
>https://files.catbox.moe/l8dpkw.mp4
>at the silver pavilion
>im not sure about Hiroshima or Osaka anymore
>Kyoto is 2great I wanna explore it as much as I can
>damn I cant decide
>>82125717
><5 hours
Now u know how I sleep like most nights lma0
>I'm too boomer to ever use an e-bike.
YOU ARE JUST A FEW MONTHS OLDER THAN ME
>just see them lying around all over the place
You mean like the share-scooters??
Dunno we habe one ourself back at home and I get them over here from a shop, so its like mine for the entire day, if U dont show up, well they hab a pic of ur passport n ur hotel location
>What is that tastes like?
Tasted like good whipped cream, the ice cream at least
From the few licks I had ;_:
>>82125951
Thx for the (You) but im mine OP uwu

>the bath house was great again
>my only mistake was
>I picked up coffee milk instead of milk
>it came in the same bottle
>I thought it was cocoa
>well my body is used to coffee befor bed xd
>oh since itd rainy how about the Nintendo Museum tomorrow???
>>>>>its sold out for the entire month
>just like the Ghibli Museum
>noooooooOOOOOOO
>welp at least I should be able to visit Disney Sea in Tokyo
>I hope ;_
>went for some ramen at a new place
>gonna eat while watching the new south park episode lule
>I brought my headphones with me desu

>https://youtube.com/shorts/RsEW-MLZ2ag?si=nyLyUd18ayuPuDav
0h dis is what I was talking about aiste
The spitting in public part is me
>the new south park episode was fine
>the end just wasn't that great cause it didn't felt like a good conclusion
>they were just shitting on ICE
>but trump being freaked out by that ICE woman who shoots dogs was bretty funny
>unfortunately just a short part of the episode
>and yeah Clyde stealing Cartmans place too
>I think my stomach shrink again
>didn't ate anything all day besides the big famichiki befor the bath house
>one large ramen and I feel like in the edge of exploding
>and I didn't even rush it methinks
>cause the episode was over before I finished eating
>bought a ring with a pentagramm on it cd
>and two(2) cute ones for my crush ig
>tfw as soon as im like okies I can forget her
>gibs me enough attention2start the fire
>but not enough to keep me sane
>"buddy" appearing in my dream and telling me she isn't worth it was is also making me paranoid
>HE wasn't worth it
>but ig it's n0 use if im just there for validation lmaoing@myself
>0r maybe im just way TOO needy desu
>ig im 2rekt n sleepy so the bpd is STRONG
>fortunately skipped on alcohol tonight desu
>this is going to be the "earliest" time I went to bed on this trip so far
>ig I will skip on Osaka n Hiroshima for moar Kyoto time
>one is just on my list cause it was mentioned in Kill La Kill
>and in Hiroshima I would be like wow so dis is where the timeline was split
>*go to the museum*
>*cry there*
>meh
>https://youtu.be/mGrcG-7EeVk?si=c4rVfC5f3gLLE_DJ
>also surprised my system didnt want to listen to anything else today
>should I be worried idk
>>okies should stfu & get ready2sleep
>goodnights I guess

>I actually hab dis crazy idea to walk up the mountain
>2the shrine I stumbled upon by accident
>night time should be amazing there
>ig risky cause of the warning signs of aggro monkey n boars lule
>plus im so rekt
>I would need plenty of coffeeee
>but should probably sleep fr
>idk

>>82125717
>Aisu milk
What is that tastes like?

>door opens because of the draft
>do nothing
>door closes because of the draft
Peace.

Waking up from the Slavtrix and realizing it wasn't mint my sheets reeked of...

...aisu thought to himself, as he contemplated the aftermath of his wet dream.
>boomers did this!
he exclaimed, while desperately trying remember how to use the washing machine.

>>82130286
What in the boomers pivoting over to VNs is this shidd.

>>82130347
I'm writing your biography, aiste. Spicy passages like these are important to capture the readers' attention and keep them interested.

>>82130547
An aisu falling in a forest makes no sound, so whatever.

Wish I could experience what it's like to consoom true crime as a woman sigh. Extra spooky. Extra bothersome.

an aisu gooning in a forest makes no sound?!

>>82131846
Ogey. How about you say something interesting? Am about to be an even olderer man. E-zoombies not entertaining me is lidurally breaking the social contract.

does this mean ceb and aiste are friends now?

>>82132012
It means it's time for my midnight aisu.

>>82131197
Wish I could experience what it's like to have sex with Aisu as a woman sigh. Extra spooky. Extra bothersome.

>wake up
>ciggy n vending machine coffee time
>clean my room
>get dressed
>leave to higashi hongan-ji like every morning in kyoto so far
>read the service book I bought yesterday
>ask them if I can join the temple
>I need to live here or join a temple in my own country
>I dont think germony has one close by
>I either move to kyoto or start my own temple
>pictures of the altars are okies as long as there is n0 serve
>oh so me telling the white boy
>pls n0 pics this is sacred was criinge
>lesson learned
>well they do hab n0 pics signs placed so they confused meee
>havent opened the two snaps from my crush so far
>after 2h here I think im finished
>...just gonna take pics from the altars n leave
>I hab a hike day planned
>need water proof shoes desu

>spent 12000 yen on cosmetic products uwu
>just for myself
>moms shopping list is still open oh lole
>bought a blueish hair color dye made in Japan
>I was SO close buying condoms just because a anime girl was advertising them
>maybe I will get some for back at home
>I do still hab a few in stock but they weren't advertised by a anime girl uwu

>take a pic of the products I bought
>somehow the purple shampoo spilled a very Lil amount on the bed sheet
>I didnt realise it was that
>my first reaction was to lick it
>>>>>>HOLY SHIT ITS SHAMPOO
>go wash out my mouth

>>82133832
I don't know why I'm smiling.

>>82131992
rich coming from the most uninteresting poster on this site

>>82134422
Well here one of the Buddahs, I was reading in main hall
Ofcourse they had a ritual time so n0 pics fr at that moment,welp I will be back tomorrow
>Steve Jobs went to India for a spiritual journey
>done lots of LSD
>I wonder what happened
>rejecting his first daughter for way too long
>ripping of his best fren
>making billions thanks to pretty much labour slavery in China
>Pride being his deadly sin
>(he had like ass cancer and its the kind of cancer we can actually treat well)
>(but he was like I know better than the docs until he realised his mistake during his final days
>talking of ass cancer
>rip totalbiscuit
>who was 2emberassed 2go2the doc
>kept bleeding from his ass for like ova a year
>by the time he went to the doc it was 2late
Remember kids
Even if it's just hemorrhoids, go see a doc if ur ass is bleeding desu

>>my legs are hardcore in pain
>like I hab painful cramps if im not careful
>time for some lunch before I hike to all the shrines I hab in mind
>went to the food place recommend by that lady who runs a liquor store
>bought some japanese alcy pops recommended by her again at her place yesterday
>they are still in the fridge
>also she was the second Japanese woman in her mid 30s or early 40s who recognized & loves bocchi
>idk what's up with that
>ig shared dreams of being some kind of musician when they were school girls
>also ofcourse my live-translator failed big times with her
>it was about to translate to
>I f*cked around kyoto a all day long so im rekt
>instead of I was riding around*
>(in german)
>be like GOMENE and close the app before it translated it to japanese
>oh the food was good
>plus ordered Hokkaido Melon Gelato ice cream
>it was great too
>it can compete with Gelato in Sicilian!
>I do miss Sicilian for their ice cream desu
>neva forget
>dad went out on his own Sicilian for a walk
>next day a most wanted mafia boss gets busted there
>we were like what did you do dad????

>its hardcore rain
>my backpack n umbrella can handle dis
>comfy walk in the rain in kyoto
>>>>but my shoes
>MY SHOES CANT HANDLE DIS
>eww
>I only brought them along
>gotta find a store for water proof shoes/boots
>and figure out how to clean them
>just spraying perfume into them wont do anymore after today
>>about to reach my first shrine
>looks bery crowded cause people looking for shelter
>https://files.catbox.moe/0h3pkv.mp4

>so ur supposed ti write in a paper Amulett some ties u wanna cut
>I was like pls cut the ties to my bad luck that haunts me
>crawl through the hole
>crawl back
>stick it on the stone
>yes I did it
>it was slippery cause of the rain
>apparently most use it to cut ties to evil relationships
>I guess abusive relationships

>I experience the classic japan moment of
>your umbrella getting stolen while you are inside a store
>well it infront of 7/11
>maybe the mixed mine up with theirs?
>but mine was rly torn down
>dont wanna cause trouble incase it was actually stolen
>luckily I didn't came out with my fancy umbrella that is also for sun protection
>bought a rain coat at 7/11
>to be desu when I saw it I was like
>damn I woukd be rather using that then my umbrella
>the thief helped.me out
>I just need to fix my shoe problem
>time for the next shrine

>so many typos
Epic
I do need a coffeee

>red beans one in akihabara was not for my taste but
>it was okies
>what means I could eat it and not spit it out
>try out a cold version with lemon n whipped cream
>okies I rike dis

>my travel started around 2 weeks ago
>4 weeks left
>time flies here ;_;
>also its amazing my finger nails are growing again
>after many years of biting them off so much that im biting on skin most of the time
>my legs HURT as much as back at amazon when I was a Process Guide
>le at least a 10.000 steps a day
>dont forget the massive stairs
>and the 3 floors I had to jump around 2manage
>I guess going back2the gym and going for around 20 minutes of running did help
>or else my legs would had hurt so much after the first week forsure
>I need2chill soon
>cause I hab big hike days in magome in around 1,5 weeks
>damn it now I regret not bringing my steam deck or switch with me
>I was worried to lose them if I end up in a earthquake
>bath house time tonight forsureee
>but my laundry is also left befor I do that
>after the next 2 shrines I should end up at the shrine I stumbled upon on my way back yesterday
>walking nearly all the way to silver pavilion
>google said the entire route of today is like 15km
>yea I will take a bus if I can when im finished with my route
>my ciggy is finished since like 15 minutes nao
>gonna smoke another one n then get up
>the next shrine is like 5 minutes away

Easyniggas still haven't posted. Worrisome.

>Yasaka Shrine
>bought blessings and the shrine girl was a cute tomoko
>so I feel very lucky with them
>be like damn my foot is sore from wet shoes :<
>eh idk how to feel about rickshaw
>another human being pushing u around a cart
>but I wouldn't mind a 100 minutes rest
>and this area is beautiful
>my guy was good enough in English
>he also recommended to just explore Kyoto more instead of Osaka n Hiroshima
>hab a amazing time
>tip him 4000Yen
>he was soo happy
>well it's raining pretty tough most of the time
>I feel labour n service workers from my own exp
>he dropped me off up the mountain near a temple
>he was worried for my safety in dis rain
>be like is okies I survived riskier situation
>my sore foot is a challange to be desu
>but he is all wet so probably has some same issues idk I didn't mention it
>well one moar ciggy n im back to walking
>things didn't went as planned but it was even better
>just my foot worries me
>and my shoes
>>82136345
What did you do to your cousin
Did u cut smashed his router or something???

Need my youth nap now.

>was limping all the way back to the hotel
>remove my shoes n socks
>my foot sole is torn up
>bery fun
>trid getting new shoes on my way back to the hotelu
>didn't had my size ofc
>moar anime condom ads
>how can you say n0 to that

>>82134580
Freedom from habbing to entertain hos is true nirvana.

>had a sapporo beeru
>cause the rickshaws guy brought me to some big building he build for himself
>but after his death the Buddhist were like
>Brrrrrrrrr ours now :)
>also the two alcy pops
>one from Hokkaido uwu
>went out for Dan Dan ramen thingy
>I wanna get some wagyu /omi beef next week methinks
>hab a bad thoughts moment
>look at the Buddah altar pic
>one ciggy n then I zzzz
>https://youtu.be/haf4VEP7WxQ?si=O9fesEzxWzEFUb__

Everyone in this thread especially the OP needs to be fucked by black men

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>LMAOOOOOOOOO
>https://www.welt.de/vermischtes/article68985150204e050eae23512a/bayern-4000-menschen-stuermen-ex-wohnort-von-drachenlord-polizei-verhindert-vordringen-ins-dorf.html
>4000 People showed up to at Drachenlord(tldr simplified:german Chris chan) old village
>police kicked them out
>im a oldfag but out of the loop since like 2 years now
>it was a meme to visit him
>until the county bought off his property, kicked him out and demolished the house
>to st0p the meme
>I will look later deeper into what happened
>german online autism is something else
>Chris Chan would be dead already if it was a german story
>I visited him together with someone else from /r9k/ before the demolished it
>need2stfu n sleep fr

>oh shit its 1am
>well ready2sleep fr now
>idk what to do l8r today
>gonna be rainy again
>I wouldnt mind exploring the area I was shown by foot
>I somehow have to take it easy oof
>and its gonna be a rainy day again
>tomorrow too but then it should stap
>goodnights

Ohmigosh, go to sleep, y'all.

>tfw have to akshully learn R*ssian if I want to read more about ancient slav mudhuts
Real adult pain.

Born to sleep. Forced to consoom.