Thread 82138507

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Corrr

>>82138507 (OP)
>fine
>>82138507 (OP)
>edition

>>82138507 (OP)
I was making a snacks edition, but had to wait minutes to create a thread.
I'm munching on welshcakes and fresh honey.

Mark's Dark Arc

>>82138537
no fucks are given

SeasideFEEDER
He likes his lasses 4x larger

>>82138547
Creamcakes on for free for R 'Elen

>playing my Elder Scrolls game
>kill a bunch of ladies
>undress their corpses
>line them up against a wall
>pelt their nude bodies with arrows

>>82138540
i thought you returned that keyboard.

inconsistent lore.

>>82138558
>kill the npcs
>drag them into ornate and elaborate displays in the town for the inhabitants to look at
it art

>leaving the lid off your honey

what if it goes off

>>82138570
honey cant go off but it can go hard

>>82138566
That was the intention, then something ended up happening and I missed the date to send it back, so I thought I'd try and fix it myself/butcher it and keep the keys. (no I don't know how to fix it).

>>82138569
you ever played with that AI Dungeon? does a whole Zork text adventure game with AI. clever stuff.
once they have real-time AI voices down, i'm guessing SOMEONE will put that into a 3D fantasy game, with understanding of objects and that.

elves walking round commenting that someone's made a massive willy out of corpses in the town square. corrrr.

>>82138570
It was off while I was eating it, now I'm not eating it, the lid is on.

>>82138576
every time you heat the jar up in some hot water to loosen it, you're making it a BREEDING GROUND for more and more bacteria.

>>82138605
i thought honey was antibacterial?

pegginglad here, just checking in to let you know I'll be getting a good pegging later on x

Spaffhoney

wish we'd import this man
seems like a bright sort.
could be sleeping on a new Isaac Newton.

>>82138594
very generally, 'punching up is fine, punching down is wrong' is a fair enough rule-of-thumb. don't make fun of spastics or even just someone down on their luck, it cruel. yeah maybe you're being shocking but that's not the same as being funny.
and i think being able to laugh about yourself/each other is just good, STOP TRYING TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM US, WEIRDOS. but when people selectively apply wholly 'acceptable' groups and 'non-acceptable' groups, with all the hypocrisy and changes, it becomes snake shit.

>>82138625
>Isaac Pooton

>>82138530
god damn i hate fat "people"

>>82138650
nowadays these are to stop homeless people sleeping on them apparently

not sure i get this, because they're benches. yeah they're wood but homeless people could sleep on any sort of similar flat surface, anywhere? decking, if it must be wood.

Fixing the UK isn't even hard. Any party that removes the below would bring in a golden age to the UK:

>anyone over the age of 70 who needs medical attention more than 5 times a year
>anyone unemployed for more than 1 year
>anyone unemployed 5 times or more within 5 years
>anyone with an IQ below 100
>anyone who identifies as LGBT or engages in LGBT sex acts
>anyone whose ancestry can't be traced back to the UK for at least 6 generations
>anyone who takes, sells or possesses class A drugs
>anyone who is convicted of 3 or more crimes
>anyone who is convicted of a crime carrying more than a 2 year sentence
>anyone who insults His Majesty The King or the Royal Family
>anyone involved in the creation, storage or distribution of pornographic content
>anyone involved in the gambling industry
>anyone who creates or joins unions
>anyone who promotes fake science like vaccines or climate change

Me? Arch linux, forever x

>>82138700
A flag shaggers GBeebies boomers wet dream.

An England of 150,000

>>82138700
how do you score, /britfeel/? 9/14 here.

hhl is a v grim individual

>>82138743
Low IQ sociopaths tend to be.

if a British citizen doesn't commit harmful crimes because it's against their religion, do you think gulag/re-education is enough, or should they just be deported?

>The internet is 90% miserable people who feed off negative attention. You make yourself a target responding like that.

so true lmao x

>>82138750
you know that does make sense. sean has no thought or inclination to think beyond himself.

Are there any hobbies other than running which don't cost a fucking mountain of cash to get into?
nvm, just looked up new running shoes since I haven't bought a pair in years, holy shit

Watching me Gook dramas against aren't I?

>>82138700
>anyone who creates or joins unions
British Leyland bullshittery has not been normal or happened for over 40 years. Organisations that legally cannot have labour unions (the army, Police) have absolutely atrocious pay. Remove unions and company councils and you won't have any pay negotiations, you'll just get pay cuts year on year

>>82138771
Have you considered starting a DVD and Blu-ray collection de lid? Cost a few bob, mind. Unless you settle for second hand scratched shite.

>>82138771
rambling if you live near the countryside

Big round tomorrow, in a posh area, hopefully they've all got porches, saves waiting around for them to answer the door

>>82138776
The union/state balancing act unfortunately only produces generally favourable outcomes when the state is not a castrated, sclerotic, ideologically inflexible, bloated mess. As it currently stands, Mick Lynch is quite literally the most prominent domestic terrorist in the world. The BMA is following close behind.

>>82138771
You could learn card tricks. A few packs of cards can't be that expensive.

>>82138628
I fundamentally don't agree. In practice it just means certain people are free from criticism, which is how we end up in this place where some demographics are just allowed to get away with crimes. It's not a good frame for viewing the world.
Plus, some people just need to get over themselves. Sometimes you just have to laugh at black people or Asians, because they're so fucking funny.

>>82138776
Unions cause massive disruption. The reason trains are so shit in this country is unions. WAHHHHH WE CANT WORK TODAY CAUSE WE NEED MORE MONEY TO DO FUCK ALL.

So they give them more money and make cuts elsewhere in train services.

>>82138700
damn, 14/14 that I dont do but this would make me anxious to just exist ngl

>>82138833
They want more money because they aren't paid enough you cunt.

I'm proud to say I've never paid a single penny for any content in my entire life. That being said I recognise that for most people paying a subscription for a streaming service is perfectly fine, good for them. The thing is, apparently some of them have adverts(!). Sooooo... what's the point of paying the subscription?

Even worse, apparently some of them make YOU CHOOSE THE ADVERT IT'S ABOUT TO PLAY. What the actual fuck that's just psychological warfare at that point. Holy shit.

>>82138847
you took the bait deeeeee lad

>>82138734
10.5/14
Royalty can gat a job, must gander at some nude ladies, and need some action on the ponies. Unions are good in a perfect world, too bad Bezos & Co.

>>82138803
The trains are fucked anyway when Megabus blows it out of the water
>u want train to London tomorrow? 400 squid pls
>bus to London tomorrow? 15 quid m8

>>82138847
Everyone wants more money because they aren't paid enough. We're a poor country in case you weren't aware, lad. None of this invalidates the claim that train unions have caused and continue to cause absurd amounts of disruption to the services people already pay through the nose for.

Hate this fucking retard brain lads. ALL WEEK been looking forward to playing vidya on Sunday. Sunday comes around, finally time to fucking play: bored after 30 minutes. Fuck sake.

>>82138847
There are drivers on 40k - 60k you dumb cunt.

On what planet should a train driver get that much? Not on earth. They are driving a bus on rails. Max pay should be 25k

i think the uks productivity is so low because of cocaine deano managers and office princesses who clime the promotion ladder with their good vibes while doing nothing to advance the productivity of the workplace.

more money for ceos and shareholders, say no to wealth distribution, just get by on the absolute bare minimum otherwise ahmed will do it instead, remember there are unlimited medium and high skill well paying jobs

>>82138905
>advance the productivity of the workplace.
Oh no, these people do plenty of "work past your workhours, we won't give you overtime, we'll just give you it back when we decide :)"

>>82138850
DVDlad has paid enough for all of us to pirate for a lifetime. I applaud his sacrifice.

>>82138887
the max capacity of a train is over 1000 which is ten times higher than a bus while they arnt paid ten times as much

If you're ever in a station in London and you look around and you just see a bunch of gormless mongs standing around in hi-vis jackets that say TfL on them, just remember that those cunts standing around doing literally nothing all day, just standing by and watching as people litter and jump the turnstiles and play shitty music from tinny bluetooth speakers, every single one of them is on over 40k a year.

Forty fucking thousand pounds a year, minimum, to occasionally tell someone 'yeah it's that platform mate' and open a barrier when it doesn't recognise a ticket.

TfL doesn't exist to facilitate or improve public transport around London. It exists to pay TfL employees salaries.

>>82138919
working more isnt necessarily more productive, its making the most out of eveyhour that matters but whats the point noone will listen to me anyway i dont have the vibes

>>82138821
fair enough. i just feel old, lad. not a pure cynic but that whole /b/tard teenager thing is just gone from my system. even if it's not Offensive "lol niggers amirite" just isn't funny, really.
and yet i'll find something as straightforward as a goofy pun actually funny. i like the daft visual gags in Naked Gun and them. or a joke where you kind of have to figure it out (American comedy in general does this thing where it does a joke, it's fine, but then they keep going? don't get it)

*has a heart attack in the middle of the thread*

> good vibes while doing nothing to advance the productivity of the workplace

U KNOW WHAT WOULD ADVANCE WORKPLACE PRODUCTIVITY? IS IT:

A. PAY ME MORE
B. good vibes
C. pizza parties

You know what will solve all these problems, lads?

Importing the population of Leeds every year of illiterate, culturally incompatible and disproportionately criminally/welfare inclined foreigners.

Bosh.

>>82138929
A bus is harder to drive than a train you idiot.

>>82138937
inb4 this mong here >>82138929
says 'but actually the max capacity of a train station is....'.

>>82138969
do you mean the numerical equivalent of the population of Leeds, or are you describing the actual population of Leeds?

Time and again the only tried and tested methods of stimulating the economy is to:
>reduce taxes
>deregulate
>cheap energy

Thank christ we're doing none of these! I hate good economies!

hardest part of train driving apparently is road learning... knowing every single signal, gradient, speed limit, etc, sometimes for hundreds of miles of track each way
t.dad was a train driver

>>82138954
When they tell you you can't laugh at something, all it does is invert the power structure and give that thing power over you.

I JUST WANT MORE MONEY IN MY POCKET AT THE END OF THE MONTH AND THE POSSIBILITY OF BEING ABLE TO GET A NICE LITTLE HOUSE WITHOUT BEING SLAVE SHACKLED TO A NEVER ENDING MORTGAGE

IM NOT ASKING FOR MUCH

>>82138990
>knowing every single signal, gradient, speed limit,
If chav mongs can pass a car theory test, they can learn to read train signs

>>82138973
pay should be linked to the amount of work done and not the difficulty

>>82139013
>amount of work done
How do you quantify work done?

>>82139013
And a bus driver does more.

fucking hell you lot need a good hard slap

*sips*
you dont get paid based on how hard you work, you get paid on how hard you are to replace
thats the theory anyway

>>82139020
Train driver detected
Is it too warm and it hurts your feely weelies and you had to cancel the trains? :(

>>82139018
people moved plus distance moved minus time

>>82139020
what? because I simply want to be taxed less and to be paid a bit more?

>>82139013
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-3457287/Video-Moment-tube-driver-caught-knitting-watching-TV.html

>>82139025
you should be paid on the value of your work

Sunday wuppagrind coming on strong x

>>82139044
this isnt a counterargument

>>82139005
true. and i think all humans ever are pretty ridiculous in same way or another. if we're all meant to get along in a happy multicultural society, Christians and Muslims can't chin wag and go "here, at least we don't believe ____" "hahaha you've got us there matey"??

i think the biggest realisation is the people who are politically correct or try to enforce this are either doing it on behalf of other groups, OR they're some nutter within one of those groups.

tfw work on cases booting out rapey forins and they pay me fucking peanuts, literally bare minimum to get out of bed for

>>82139057
Train drivers should be on minimum wage. They do NOTHING.

Me? I'm paid in DVDs by the taxpayers.

>>82138507 (OP)
Toasting in another Lollers bread corr

>>82139061
5 million people make train journeys in London everyday alone that isnt nothing

>>82139032
>tell everyone in a stadium to jump on the spot
>50,000 people move tens of thousands of miles
>(due to the Earth's rotational velocidensity)
>in a matter of seconds

"that'll be five hundred million pounds, please."

>>82139058
Often it's just women and their weird instinct to treat anything they perceive as feeble as if it were a baby.

>>82139073
Germans should have finished the blitz

>>82139076
no one would ever ask for that you're being reductive

>>82139073
>push forward button

So fucking hard.

>>82139096
i already made my point about hard work vs valuable work

hardest i worked was warehousing and site labouring, also the worst money i ever made

>>82139050
I am curious if you will lose fingers on your legs first from the booze mate desu prob be the dementia gets you first hahah all on for free as they say. no memories to forget though for you hhl

>>82139101
lorry drivers get decent pay and all they do is move boxes about if you think about it

I still suggest firing cannonballs at the boatfus.

>>82139113
>if you will lose fingers on your legs
where are you from ?

>>82139115
most of our hourly rates arent that great, we just do so many hours that you end up making good money

>boatfus
didn't like it the first time you posted it

>>82139163
boats have the boat hole that the water shoots out of, looks pretty good to me

Before I go to work, I keep planning to have a wank after work, then I get home from work and I'm too tired

>>82139091
if i was being 'reductive' i'd shave those seconds down. ask people to fall faster when they jump, get a few extra mil.

>lose fingers on your legs

they're probably round the back, idiot

Saw many cute teenage girls in town today.

>>82139206
imagine if they were your daughter lad
having someone to love and look after. cor and i do mean cor

Onions in the pan. Bit of oil, bit of salt. Let them sweat.

It educational x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDdfnOa9MjQ

>>82139115
Van drivers, on the other hand, are often paid minimum wage.

>>82139044
>>82139061
>>82139096
metro trains and mainline railway trains aren't the same

lost my virginity at 16, so it's chronologically possible i have a secret 16-year-old daughter. could turn up at my door and give me a reason to get my act together.

there are no good jobs

>>82139213
Yes. "Look after."

>>82139257
be your own reason friend

destroyed my willy with that death grip it not rite x

>>82139256
i do basically want all the unions going on strikes to have better pay, sure. it's jobs where i think it's more than reasonable.
i know some won back-pay but for how long they've been going on, it's cost more overall and it's all just a bit sad. unions don't exactly have the country by the throat like some people pretend.

non-violent direct action does fuck all. if anything, they've just gotten better at making sure it does fuck all.
>sure you can protest peacefully, but only in the appointed area with police babysitting, OK?

If you didn't cum inside your teenage girlfriend what's the point of living?

>>82139256
Why do you even bother to pretend that unions are fighting some kind of fair fight at this point? It's qualitative, but there is literally no way you can justify the strikes in light of what the RMT and BMA have previously been awarded. Unions are just taking the piss at this point and everyone knows it. Problem is the government is too cucked, retarded, poor, resource-less and ideologically captured to do anything about it.

>>82139256
i used to be a member the the unite union, it was crap. small cliques of friends who wouldnt do shit for you unless there was something in it for them

Thatcher rolls in her grave knowing the unemployment rate is lower than 50%

>>82139288
I just managed this by the skin of my teeth, so I'm happy to die now.

>>82139274
no. i want a fully grown daughter who's missed out on all these formative years so she doesn't care if i'm a junkie. she WILL love and support me unconditionally because she just wants her dad.

>>82139300
Lucky you. Bet it felt amazing. Was she on the pill?

>>82139302
unconditional love doesn't exist even in family

>>82139292
the government cracked down on unions lad. when the BMA, RCN and all them said they were willing to negotiate the exact percentages, the negotiations just didn't happen. (haven't kept up with this shit in years, mind.)

and law-wise there's shit like the Policing Act. it a civil right that trade unions can strike. but not always. can't just have essential workers going on strike. not taking away their rights, mind, it just not correct. basically murderers, aren't they?

Thatcher was the last truly patriotic and pro-British Prime Minister. May she rest in peace.

Such a threat to the system was she that even today, thirty five years after she left office and over a decade since she died, the managerial establishment and their progressive leftist sycophants still get apoplectic and shit their pants whenever someone mentions her name positively. They see her ghost everywhere.

And, like Hitler, her spirit will rise from the grave and the world will know she was right.

>>82139257
>get my act together.
dont do this, its a trap

>>82139300
Are you the anon with the 16 tear old neighbour? Corr that was quick.

rite, lifting done, abs done, got to not have a wank and tidy up the flatlingtons then make some scran

>>82139292
Very good, lick your boss's boot even harder and he'll maybe think about giving you a pay rise at or above the rate of inflation! (He won't LMAO, enjoy being poor forever)

>>82139324
Corrrrrrrr! Those sweaty arses look delicious.

>>82139312
No, but she wasn't on a fertile day. Spaffed rubber-less inside a 19 year old pussy. It was glorious.

>>82139324
are you the half white circumcised anon who made the thread the other day? if it is i miss you nonny! make another one soon please

ITT: low-T Toryboys crying, pissing and shitting their pants at the mere thought of a group of high-T union men going on strike

>>82139353
No lol, but if you mean is that where I got the pic from then yes. It is a crackin pic ngl.

>>82139357
Unions are run by middle-class commies and trannies at this point, mate. The working class is barely concealed Powellites at this point.

>>82139361
damn ;_; he got shy and ran away he was so nice and cool too...

You have to let the pan do the cooking.

>>82139324
>sells off national oil drilling for cheap
>deletes UK manufacturing for ????
>poll tax
Yeah we're definitely still feeling the effects of Thatcher, none of them good

>>82139395
plus those mining towns that just sort of dont exist anymore

>>82139345
>19
I meant younger, mate. Sadly you didn't achieve it with a 15 or 16 year old GF (while you were also that age). Shame.

>>82139381
my stainless steel pans? everything sticks to the bottom.
my non-stick pans? the coating cooks and mixes into the food (most obvious with porridge, where it develops a thin layer of Teflon)

the pans aren't the ones cooking - i am.

>>82139424
NTA but, do you have non stick shits?

>sixth form girls talking about their cool mid-20s bfs
>(culturally normal at the time, above the age of consent anyway)
>this did not happen to you when YOU were 25

holodecks when?

I didn't achieve the teenage gf thing but I did take a blonde haired polish birds virginity and the facial expressions she made as it slid in were priceless

>>82139409
We exist in a terminally unemployed hellscape. Nothing has replaced the mines or the mills 40 years after Thatcher's liberation. The Free Market that was promised never happened

>>82139440
i am addicted to opioids so all my shit sticks

>>82139455
I remember being addicted to heroin, but don't remember what my shits were like.

>>82139445
im genuinely sorry for what she did

the idea of having some needy moody vagina wanting to soul suck my life away from video games and movies no thanks x

Sometimes it just feels like outer /r9k/ and even britfeel is just a competition over who can be the biggest loser in life.

>>82139395
>>82139409
Thatcher made the correct decision to not prop up failing businesses with public money. It made very good economic sense to pivot towards a service economy. The conceit is that manufacturing cratered under her, but that isn't the case. The unprofitable manufacturing was shut down and the very highly skilled, high margin manufacturing e.g. aerospace, medical tech etc. took off. This is a good thing. The cratering of domestic capability came very much after Thatcher but has been on steroids since Net Zero and Ukraine where the government officially made its position that cheap energy is not a good thing. Thatcher was anathema to such insane economic decisions.

The mining towns that don't exist any more shouldn't exist any more. If the entire reason a place exists is because a hole in the ground is there where people dig up rocks and those rocks are no longer in demand at profitable prices, then that town isn't sticking around unless it just gets endless stimulus from the government using taxpayer money. Why should they? No town is 'entitled to exist' or whatever, some towns come and some go. The ones with no economic sense of existing beyond mining had their time and now that has passed. This is fine.

As for 'selling off' BP and BNOC, divesting a majority stake in them literally makes the average Brit better off given that the shares are now lower value and floating free in the market to be bought up, also leading to downstream profits for private individuals. The idea that a company should exist just so the government can gobble up money to pour into... what exactly? Is ludicrous. It's the equivalent of living beyond your means by extorting your neighbour.

Thatcher was based.

working down a coal mine doesn't even seem that bad and I'm not even memeing, watched a doc on the last coal mine we had that recently (ish) closed and it seems alright. They were on alright wages and did longer shifts but fewer days on, they were all really good mates with each other and all seemed to enjoy their jobs, ive done manual labour stuff before and idk I could get into a stable well paid thing like that. They all had gfs or families so its not like they did much outside of work, clock in, do a shift a few times a week, live comfy outside.

>>82139498
we need somewhere to post our sad feels and 4 chan is a good place for this as its anonymous

>>82139424
Treat yourself to some new pans anon. You don't have to get a full set all at once.

Hair lassie said life is like a box of chocolates

>>82139505
for me it's showering with other men in large communal showers. either it's awkward and they all laugh at my small willy, or it's sexy and i get the shit kicked out of me for trying something on.

>>82139505
Yeah dude you dont go down into a coal mine without a family to spend your days with. The guys who dont have families were treated as kings, given free food and drink and lots of porn mags to prevent them from dying which was seen as immoral.

>>82139505
it wer orrible downt' pit

>>82139499
>The idea that a company should exist just so the government can gobble up money to pour into... what exactly?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_Pension_Fund_of_Norway

>>82139522
wrong. pan sets MUST match. they updated the Tefal logo and i had to bin all of my old pots/pans when one of them got too scratched.

same goes for tupperware, cutlery, etc. not an OCD thing. just want to feel comfortable in the kitchen.

>>82139529
I dont think it would even be awkward, it just is what it is, dont look down, get in and out, sorted. I know its high risk but idk id risk it

>"There is a real bond within the mining community," Mr Adams added.

>"Both amongst the workforce, who are extraordinarily skilled and tough men, and the families that support them."

just seems decent, community, pay, support, job satisfaction.

>>82139543
I'm not bothered by that, but if you must have the full set all at once, why not save a little each month, and purchase some at the end of the year, or see if there's any in some sale somewhere.

>>82139538
ive done shit grueling work before and I had multiple miners in my family, its 'int dna 'int it
>>82139537
see, they had proper community spirit, something we lack nowadays

>>82139538
they really upped safety over time but my granddad was a miner his whole life following 'war. mad there COULD just be an explosion.

but even before that there were some pretty horrible injuries and accidents, both temporary and permanent. that scene in Angela's Ashes where he gets coal dust in his eyes is fucking nightmare fuel (although in the book he describes the hospital as comfy af, temporarily out of poverty in a nice bed with regular meals)

>>82139424
Get cast iron. Long as you season it properly it'll last a lifetime, doesn't have any nasty chemicals in it, and the small traces of iron you get in your food are healthy.

>>82139539
That's lovely dear, thank goodness we are orienting the primary economic resource of our country to *checks notes* pay for minimum wage foreigners to wipe the arses of 90 year olds who spend all day dithering around on morphine and watching daytime TV. Sounds like a LUSH use of funds.

Alternatively, why not just let the market take advantage of it, allow people to become wealthy and then they can invest their money wherever and however they please?

Welfare states breed nothing but complacency, risk-aversion, reduced productivity and increased erosion of individual freedoms both societal and financial. A world where 'everyone chips in' (without a choice btw, you MUST chip in to ze pot or go to jail!) by definition means that others have a claim to my money. This is theft. It's not justifiable except on the grounds that you want the government to rob someone else to pay for your poor decisions.

>>82139566
>see if there's any in some sale somewhere.
my problem with getting a really good find/deal in TK Maxx is that you can't replicate it you know?
time was i'd get Wilko own-brand everything. smash a few plates? can always just get more. you're guaranteed the same ones.

now it's gone it's fucking GONE my bowls have chips in them there's no way i can get more Wilko Functional bowls

>>82139578
Your mom doesnt buy you stuff for being ugly? You should get a new mom. My mom buys me cokes and makes me lots of food and drinks and a PlayStation.

>>82139609
Great news anon, linkrel, and there's a sale on.
https://www.wilko.com/

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq2t7SjUSoI
>There are boys in this class who have no shoes at all, and it's not their fault. It's not their shame. Our Lord had no shoes. He died shoeless.

Finishing off this wuppa then heading off out x

>>82139642
went over this with /britfeel/ a year or two ago.

https://www.wilko.com/en-uk/search/?text=wilko+bowl
don't have them. maybe some day i'll go mental and smash all my plates/bowls, replace them with Asda George plate and bowls. but then a year later they'll switch to some different design, won't they? can't even just buy individual ones like every Wllko up and down the country had.

>>82139596
Because that system we've had since Thatcher has been working out marvellously isn't it? What a rich people we are!

>>82139683
Check vinted, somebody could have something on there.
https://www.vinted.co.uk/

>>82139499
>the very highly skilled, high margin manufacturing e.g. aerospace, medical tech etc. took off.
We lost all car and steel manufacturing, but fear not, BAE (American) makes an aeroplane and 0.2 submarines a year
Take that northerners

>>82139658
hope you get flattened by a truck full of immigrants and apples x

>>82139696
If only we all licked our boss's boots harder instead of joining a union and going on strike, then we'd all magically be rich!

>>82139708
i just keep an eye out around bins. from flatshares + bins i have 8 matching dinner plates (2 slightly different ones, but whatever), 6 matching tea plates, but only 3 bowls.

some day i'm going to come across a box where someone's throwing their old ones out, and if there's even a single bowl, that gets me back up to 4, and i'm fine with that. if there are 4 completely unchipped ones, callooh callay.

>>82139737
This is unironically the tory party line. You aren't rich because you aren't prostrating to us hard enough

>BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE USELESS OLD PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T PLAN FOR RETIREMENT?!
>BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE SICK PEOPLE WHO NEED CONSTANT MEDICAL CARE?!
>BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE POOR DOWNTRODDEN "REFUGEES" WHO NEED HOMES/PHONES/CLOTHES/MEALS/HEALTHCARE/MONEY?!
>BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE POLITICALLY AGITATING LEFTIST CHARITIES THAT WOULDN'T EXIST WITHOUT GOVERNMENT GRANTS?!
>BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE SHITTY "URBAN ARTISTS" WHO NEED GRANT MONEY TO PAY BILLS BECAUSE NOBODY ACTUALLY WANTS TO PAY FOR THEIR DOGSHIT ART?!
>BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE SPY AGENCIES WHOSE JOB IS TO SURVEIL ME AND GET ME ARRESTED IF I EXPRESS AN OPINION THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T LIKE?!
>BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE LOCAL COUNCILS WHO TAKE TEN YEARS TO PUT A FUCKING BENCH IN A PARK?!
>BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE ENDLESS REGULATORY BODIES WHOSE SOLE JOB IS TO TELL ENTREPRENEURS 'NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT'?!
>BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE LICENSING AGENCIES WHO EXTORT CITIZENS FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF RUNNING A BUSINESS?!
>BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE OBVIOUSLY LYING GENERATIONAL DOSSERS WHO OPENLY DEFRAUD THE BENNIES SYSTEM?!
>BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE POINTLESS FOREVER WARS THAT HAVE NO DISCERNIBLE BRITISH INTEREST?!
>BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE YOOF CENTRES THAT INVARIABLY TURN INTO DRUG HOUSES?!
>BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE FOREIGN RAPISTS WHO NEED THEIR HUMAN RIGHTS DEFENDED IN COURT BY LAWYERS PAID FOR BY THE STATE?!
>BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE ENDLESS HR/DEI GRIFTS?!

Don't care. You can't have my money.

Toryboy seething and smashing his keyboard in rage because somebody dared to criticise Thatcher (peace be upon her)

>>82139728
what variety of apples?

wareham wplace been updated

editorlad on a fucking mad one this afternoon

>>82139723
girl i used to work with at my last job ended up going to BAE, she was fucking fit too

Got that apple High Juice from Lidl and it lush.

>>82139781
>can't have my money
they have it

>>82138600
Ah, that clears it up.

Fish or Poo, TMAU

brilliant simplicity, I applaud you lad

>>82139781
You had 14 years of tories to fix any of that shit, but they didn't.

>>82139870
Not everyone can smell it though, lid. That's the problem.

>>82139878
mad how smells work. different races do just 1. smell different and 2. smell each other, different. in EVERY combination so it's not a racist thing, just another physical difference.

>>82139891
Fish 'n' Shits ain't no joke.

I blast marmalade out my elbows

>>82139901
not joking lad google this. the scary part is maybe WE smell, to some people, in ways we can't imagine.

i envy people who think coriander is nice. to me it tastes like soap. overpowering.
what does it taste like to you, corianderbros? ;__;

Over a billion spent on players. Can't win the community shield lmao.

>>82139876
>From Irish torai ("pursuer"), from toir ("pursuit"). The first recorded use in English is from a 1646 letter by James Butler, Earl of Ormond, to a Colonel O'Brien, describing bandits and thieves on main roadways.
Really makes you think...
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Tory

>>82139935
>giving a shit about Mbungoball

>>82139916
Think I like it because I use it when cooking.

The left hates Thatcher because she proved them wrong in real time. Free markets worked, socialism didn't. Cry as hard as you want, she still won. It was only with the sweeping socialism of Blairism that the country was set back on the path to decline (Major was a non-entity).

>>82140000
Of course gookmoot blesses my THERMONVCLEAR TRVKE with quads. Leftists SEETHING lol.

>>82140000
>Free markets worked
Where is free market now? Where jobs?

Secret to cooking:
>olive oil
>salt
>butter
>sugar
>MSG
>lemon juice
That's literally it.

>>82139980
Tell us about your hobbies laddo

>>82140018
>Where is free market now?
I ask the same question lad. It has been the demonstrable revealed preference of the government, both Tory and Labour, for the past 30-odd years that free markets are NOT what they want under any circumstances. The idea of a free market genuinely disturbs them. We live in a thoroughly centrally planned and controlled economy. Thatcher tried to course correct and it brought about some measure of prosperity. Once she was out the establishment went back to business (or lack thereof tee hee) as usual.

i hate Thatcher because of that thing she said, about how adult men on buses are failures.

i know she didn't actually say it. but if you ask me, that's just more cowardly.

selling our country off to foreign billionaires was good actually

>>82140047
A grown man sitting on a bus is hardly successful now is he?

>>82140024
MSG is lush but in this weird moreish way where it's never satisfying. it actually becomes unpleasant really quickly. makes fast food lush and i want to eat it, but i've never felt "oh yeah it's GOOD i ate that" afterwards.

for me it's brown grains and the natural sugars in vegetables. when i'm sensible and on those instead of junk/sweets, they're fucking amazing.

i just want to re-join the EU so we get more qt euro women coming over again

>>82140047
You vil buy ze 600 quid shitbox
You vil pay 2000 a year insurance on it every year
You VIL pay silly money every year over arbitrary MOT bullshit
Und you VIL be happy

>>82140063
if you ask me you're a fucking selfish loser if you think you need your OWN car, too good for public transport or something. we don't need electric/self-driving cars, we just need to reverse automobile dependency.

>>82138700
Add:
>anyone who needs medical attention under the age of 10 (including glasses) , the parents can try again.
>Anyone with Jewish DNA
>Anyone Black
>Anyone Indian
>Anyone Chinese
>All people who rent
>All people who have a mortgage
>Anyone who cannot ride a horse
>Students who drop out of University
>People who don't shower twice a day

What we need to do more of is give money to spackers so they can keep on spacking and contribute nothing to society until they inevitably need the NHS to keep them alive until they finally die at 85 having cost the country millions over their lifetime

>>82140098
>(including glasses)
Based and Stopespilled.

add left handed people to the cull list

>>82140105
Absolutely. We wouldn't be Britain without people like this.

After an afternoon of fannying around, I decide to play the SNES and, realised my HDMI lead is at my mum's with my other PC. Bugger/10.

anyone with an ELO under 650 on AOE2

>>82140145
There's a HDMI lead that came with the upscaler. Woohoo/10.

you're not actually paid for working hard, just for your expertise. I had a job paying me 2500/month and I spent 2 hours a day working and the other 6 hours shitposting here or reddit

>>82140177
1000/10 for this upscaler. Fantastic quality.

>>82140257
why are you stretching it out to widescreen?

(meanwhile, emulator chads CAN just play in trve widescreen.)

>>82140125
what actually is his deal these days, he has been in hospital for what seems like forever with nothing really noticeably wrong with him? other than being a spacker ofc

>>82140254
i've seen this do the rounds
>uhh you're not actually paying for my time/labour, you're paying for the years of training and experience i've h

fuck off you fixed my pipe in 15 minutes. that should cost a fiver. of course i don't know how to do that, or i wouldn't have hired you. your life experience has nothing to do with me, you're a great plumber, thanks, here's five quid.

>>82140269
I'm not doing anything other than having fun.

nothing like a full on energy and strength crash

HIS LIIIIIIIIIIIVE

SANDFORD LANE
WOKKLES
KARAOKE

OH YEAAAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1JC-TYdbdc

>>82140257
>mario world
first game i ever finished, didn't get the keys for the rainbow road though

>>82140280
Nothing, but when they send him home he purposefully injures himself again to get sent back, so it's easier to just keep him there

love me flashy keyboards

Went to CEX, came back with a massive pile of 2000s nostalgia. Obviously some 40 year old had his stash dumped, either got married or off himself.

RIP brother, I promise to take care of your stuff.

>>82140372
Proper sad sack behaviour.
Can he not afford to feed himself or something?

>>82140416
Not 100% on the lore but I think he's loaded

What did you do today to save western civilization?

>>82140412
rare nintendo cardboard???

>>82140323
Kek he doesn't give a single fuck

tradesmen deserve to get paid during their apprenticeships. but they shouldn't pass 'the cost' on to buyers years/decades down the line.

>>82140454
Was Labo 2000s? No, I got PC games and anime.

>>82140301
you're having fun wrong.

my brother used to tear up my books. when my parents were out the house, he'd pin me down by my biceps and give me "petrol pumps" (really stretches your muscles, hurts like fuck)
he also hasn't repaid me for the 1000+ quid he gradually borrowed to buy coke.

not going to be happy when he dies (he has sprogs) but i doubt i'll be sad.

Lads am I culturally permitted to make chicks in blankets? Chicken breast fillets wrapped in bacon rashers?

>>82140515
So your piece of shit brother got laid enough to have multiple children and you are on 4chan. Life really is not fair.

>>82140540
it waram de lid

>>82140555
id say not having children is blessing init

>>82140479
Nuh uh.
This is the only other video setting option available.
Settings hadn't been invented back then.

>>82140479
Oh, hang on, and image would help.

gonna make a massive pixel art of SSM's head on wareham on wplace if thats alright with you lot

>>82140563
I would love to have some sprogs, but I'm an incel and I don't think it's a good idea to bring life into this failing country.

>>82140579
quite grotty living conditions lad

>>82140616
I quite like having free time and money.

>>82140323
Why isn't he at the epping protest? He'd fit right in with that body.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj5EaGoxNkw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKVqNlAzXn0

A few wife material women there.

>>82140574
>>82140579
set you're telling to the correct aspect ratio. maybe because of pixels, integers, whatever, the image is letterboxed AND pillarboxed anyway (probably a term for this)

Cat is going absolutely mental at me for his meat, told him they don't have the ones he likes in the little tescos but he's not having it, just doesn't understand Sunday trading hours

>>82140634
I do too, but eventually it just so boring, lonely and pointless.

>>82140616
*world
original post

>>82140662
Would appreciate a photo of the Cat in question.

reckon the ofcom thing was all a load of bollocks then
nothing ever happens

>>82140689
idk lad, isnt pornhub blocked?

>>82140693
reckon its all unenforceable bollox
bet if pornhub ignored it nothing would happen

>>82140617
Yes.
>>82140657
I need batteries for the remote for that, I think. Ti's teatime now, might finish the evening off with a spot of wrasslin.

>>82140617
Post your rooms, Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen.
you wont

>>82140689
Nah, they're building their case, the government wants to get of 4chan.

>>82140676
>a photo of the Cat

>>82140669
There's bound to be some nice places left somewhere. Right?

>>82140662
Is your cat autistic?x

>>82140662
>>82140716
try a different Tesco Express or i'm calling the RSPCA on you

HIS LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jyHDAgGa1Q

MARKS getting FAT lads

>>82140768
>MARKS getting FAT lads
fascinating

>>82140751
He's very special
>>82140756
Next one is miles away, I'll go big tescos tomorrow, he's got biscuits and he only drinks the gravy from the meat anyway

>>82140716
What a cracking looking gent. Would like to cuddle on the sofa with in the middle of winter watching bird and squirrel videos with.
Thanks anon.

got some wine gums, would anyone like a winegum? anon, would your autistic cat like a wine gum?

>>82140780
His favourite show is cops and he likes the playstation, he's conditioned to come sit with me from the beep of it turning on
>>82140781
He doesn't like sweets

>>82140781
Depends. What brand wine gums are they?

>>82140816
theres a moose loose aboot this hoose ones

>spent yesterday helping a friend with DIY
>spent today mowing the lawn
Proper adult life atm lads

>>82140823
Their flavour is not all that great nowadays, especially for the price. I get the lidls ones myself.

It's that time on a Sunday evening for me.

The cycle begins all over again

>>82140854
thanks for reminding me i need another beer

>>82140796
He know your routines, neighbours cat would come and sit next to me on the floor and give one "mew!" when she wanted cuddle-time, usually 5 mins after i'd finished eating.
Love cats. I hope you have many many years with the fella.

>>82140854
Where you cycling to lad?

>>82140862
Work ;_;

It's a long lonely journey lid

Here lads, that's me on the bottom there

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14979253/britiain-benefit-queen-stacey-dooley.html

Living the life.

Though honestly it's actually not that bad. I have a pretty easy albeit boring week ahead. And I need to raid the stores anyway to restock at home.

me? gonna get a loaf from new mr patels

Everyone in the fucking world is getting laid except me. I fucking hate my life.

>>82140942
im not lid

>>82140942
Shut the FUCK UP you wetwipe

>>82140942
So what is posting about it here gonna do? Go out, get a haircut, hop in the shower, head to a club and get laid.

>>82140942
Late 30's wizard here, nah

>>82140942
>If you're a male just go to a rock club and don't be a poser.

>>82140942
incels are almost invariably pathetic losers who deserve every ounce of suffering they feel

>>82140942
just download hinge and unless you're a 1/10 you'll probably get at least one match

if we were born in the year 3000
we wouldnt have to work
and we'd be getting laid left right and center

>>82140942
Mate, I'm a 42 year old wizard.

>be me
>make interesting post about actual feels related to being British and living in Britain
>no (you)s
>some random mong makes a woe-is-me post about being an incel
>nine. NINE. 9. (you)s, almost all in a row
Fuck you cunts.

>>82140942
I got laid at the beginning of this year. I'm good for another 5-10 years now. Sex is boring. I honestly have better wanks.

>>82141010
>make interesting post about actual feels related to being British and living in Britain
Where?

>>82141010
Point it out lad.

>>82140942
Be gay like Chika, easy shagging. Your bottom will hurt for the first few months though until you get used to it.

>>82140942
Nothing wrong with being a virgin, if you believe otherwise you're psyopped to fuck and back mate, unironically turn off your laptop/phone and touch grass

>>82141039
Imagine being a man and having to wear diapers at age 22, wouldnt be me.

>>82141035
>>82141030
Here, ffs
>>82140910

>>82141079
Can't believe I managed to miss such an important post lad. Forgive me.

Oh to be on the beach.

>>82141079
Sorry lad, thats beyond my ability to comment politely.
I'm glad for you, or sorry that it happened.

>>82141069
>diapers
Howdy partner

Need a ginger woman's hairy fire crotch on my penis ASAP

>>82141122
I felt it was more insulting than nappies.

>>82141010
Have a (You) from me lad

>>82141103
Is this ai by any chance

>>82141140
Yes, sorry, she's not real.

>>82141134
Where did the nappies meme come from anyway

>>82141049
>Nothing wrong with being a virgin
Obviously not at least not for me, its an external thing you will be shamed for it.
you have done it before
i dont care i will die a virgin
>touch grass
90% of the robots i've met here are blue collar or travel kys

>>82141160
Makes no difference to me. I live in a girl less world anyway

>>82141162
idk... the earliest i can remember is my gran talking about Terry Nappies, they were resuable..

that post got too many replies.

>>82141173
>Terry Nappies
Did they contain Terry's chocolate?

>>82141169
It's a cheap holiday moment for me too. Woman immediately say "no" when i start talking to them, not very nice.

pegginglad here, just a quick update am halfway through my enema

>>82141196
I'm sure that's where Terry's got the idea.

>>82140540
hunters chicken? very british that

At the end of the day you have to go big or go home untill the cows come home because that's just how the cookie crumbles

>>82141223
I've had that from the co-op, it's nicely seasoned.

>>82140716
Another fat cat, why do britfeelers keep abusing their pets?

fat balding nonce from banbury

>>82141259
I don't think he's in this thread

>>82141188
You the salty lad from here>>82141010?

Fat cat animal abuser. You need locked up.

>>82141278
He's not fat he just more huggable

>>82141274
No, but he's always in THAT anon's head.

>>82141275
nope, just not afraid to speak truth to power.

and let's face it, Patty and/or Selma's vaginas are not that nice. artist fucked up.

That Snoop Dogg album is pretty dope actually. Missionary.

Smelly little NEET abusing his cat by overfeeding. Calling the RSPCA now.

People who pirate on Reddit are so smug about it, acting like they know a secret everyone else doesn't. HARRR HARRR ME LANDLUBBERS YEEEEHAW! Fuck off ya cringe cunts.

Necking that waccies me. Only went and got that Big Tasty meal didn't I. Yeah, it's a Big Tasty for me de lids. Got that apple pie too. It lush x

>>82141410
Mong dinner for a mong lad.

>>82141410
Haute cuisine in Sunderland

Saw a tranny crying walking down the street just now. He looked a mess.
Why doesn't he get mental health support and medication?

18 year old girl on the McDonald's till listening to the Nigerian nurse and putting through Sean's order because he's too socially anxious to do it himself

looking forward to a nice night drive tonight, gonna get some stuff from my favourite little service station, chill out there with some tunes for a bit then go out for a bimble around the sticks and villages outside my town

Saw a Shippy crying driving (for minimum wage) down the street just now. He looked overweight.
Why doesn't he lose some weight and get a better paid job?

>>82141446
>18 year old girl on the McDonald's till listening to the Nigerian nurse and putting through Sean's order because he's too socially anxious to do it himself
fascinating

>>82141483
>Saw a Shippy crying driving (for minimum wage) down the street just now. He looked overweight.
>Why doesn't he lose some weight and get a better paid job?
fascinating

>>82141410
McArseCancer meal deal?

>>82141410
Based HHL. Enjoy de lad.

any of you lads ever met a frenchman IRL? ive met people from all over the world but never french, im beginning to think they dont actually exist

>>82141474
Enjoy pal. Sounds proper lush that. Like a lone ranger.

>>82141541
I played squash with one once but that's barely a real sport either so not conclusive evidence of their existence

>>82141541
Yes our French teacher, he's was typically French, smelled of cheese, drank wine in lessons, showed us softcore porn in class and took us to an army barracks kitchen on a day out where we had to make French onion soup and he tasted them all.
Weird man.

>>82141541
Ive lived in france for many years

>>82141240
I hope you r not referring to my last wee cat as I KNOW HE WAS FAT HE CAME THAT WAY!! frm his original owner Nd by the time he went back to live with them Last year as theyd got a property that allow pets again id got him to a normal weight nd he still is now Although,,He was also just a "big" cat at any weight like big boned definitely hte biggest ave ever had.Nd my current wee cat is very normal weight,,Very light weight actually although thats partly the breed.So midn ur own

>>82141541
There was a lassie in my skewl frm france.I found it weird to think somebody jst randomly moving frm france to glasgow.Like of all places.Am still not sure why she did.She was pretty nice tho.Funny thing is she was bad at french as in the class bc it was too easy for her to bother.

Can I get your thoughts?
There's a guy at work, shift manager, he's Eastern European but been in this country for over 10 years, he's management
anyway, I'm friendly at work and nice to everyone, it's a workplace, you gotta get along and it makes things easier and more enjoyable for everyone, we all have a laugh
So this guy is also quite talkative and he keeps trying to arrange activities outside of work, he even tried arranging a holiday to another country, I feign interest and then talk it down
like a he wanted to go on holiday to Turkey and I said not that country etc, until it became the UK, until it became just a night out...which is scheduled for the end of September but hopefully we can cancel it closer to the time
Recently though he asked if I wanted to go on a hike with him, that 2 people had pulled out
I felt bad so agreed (guys at work, guys who I know would never want to)
Turns out, he booked an Airbnb, 2 nights/3 days and he wanted payment of 70 quid
I feel like I'm doing this guy a favour

I want to say the workplace isn't the place to make friends but it also kinda is?

we had a french girl in school and my mate fancied her, despite her being a munter, not sure why he was into her

I HAVE THE 1 ND ONLY 24 KARAT GOLD LABUBU!!!

>>82141652
are you still a tranny? he *might* want to bum you

>>82141672
he has a gf who will be going on the trip with us

I wouldn't mind getting pegged, but I couldn't be arsed with all the prep stuff and I have a sore arse half the time anyway.

>>82141652
l met my wife at work

>>82141683
bit weird, I dont think its a good idea to be friends with a shift manager, weird dynamic. If you dont get on I wouldn't really bother trying to make a fake friendship, that would be exhausting.

>>82141652
He's going to bum you. I got invited on a boat by a turk, and he wanted to bum me.
Bumming is BIG in Turkey.

>>82141711
>If you dont get on I wouldn't really bother trying to make a fake friendship
We get along at work because I get along with everyone at work, at work we're all fake friends

>>82141727
but it wouldn't translate into outside of work and it you go on any trips or nights out it then establishes that out of work thing then hes gonna invite you to more shit which wouldn't be good if youre not really interested in that.

Moni, has anyone ever loved you?

Really need to sort myself out tbqh. Got myself into a right state so I have.

>>82141760
Yeah, I agree, he doesn't get it though, should I just be cold and awkward or outright say that work is work or something?

the cold tap has fallen off my kitchen tap (like picrel)

ordered some pliers.

>>82141798
its hard because you dont want to piss off the shift manager, maybe just keep dropping the plans until he stops rather than outright telling him, dunno how he'd react, might develop a grudge against you

>>82141410
coooor stomach cancer coming on 4 times strong de lad

>>82141410
how often do you poo sean? considering you get zero fibre on your diet

>>82141885
>>82141898
Bowel cancer from his shit diet or a heart attack from regular cocaine/alcohol use. What will do him in first, I wonder?

>>82141912
either way I just sincerely hope it is slow painful and he lives in some vegetable like state unable to move or enjoy anything but is still mentally with it so he has to suffer. almost like a monkeys paw. he has the comfy life so he claims but really he is alone and afraid.

>>82141410
Poo status Helper? What we looking at on the bristol stool chart?

>>82141928
Sunday wagie cope coming on strong

>>82141410
HHL are you pooing every 4 days?

me? moving my wfh day from friday to monday, can move the sunday laundry to the monday, absolutely eliminated any sunday scaries it has o aye o yes

failed to unblock a drain today. Asked mummy to get some pipe cleaners and some chemicals tomorrow when she goes to the shop.
I probably caught Ecoli or legionnaires disease.

>>82141933
I do find it funny HHL has never once mentioned or responded to the poo questions. I think it really hits him at his core

>>82141952
>Ecoli or legionnaires disease.
think out of these two id probably rather ahve legionnaires

>>82141933
Type 2 is the best overall. It's visually appealing, and it has the best mouthfeel of all the varieties.

guys why will HHL not reply to the poo frequency allegations?

>>82141410
A diet made up of microwave meals crisps takeaways alcohol and cocaine with little to no vegetables or proper home cooked meals can harm health in many ways

First it can cause nutritional deficiencies and damage metabolism. Microwave meals crisps and takeaways are often high in salt sugar unhealthy fats and preservatives while being low in vitamins minerals and fiber. A lack of vegetables and whole foods can lead to low levels of vitamin C folate magnesium potassium and antioxidants. High amounts of processed carbohydrates and fats can raise the risk of insulin resistance obesity and type two diabetes

Second it can strain the heart and other organs. A high salt intake can raise blood pressure which increases the chance of stroke and heart attack. Unhealthy fats can cause plaque to build up in the arteries. Alcohol can damage the liver and the heart and can lead to high blood pressure. Cocaine puts extreme stress on the heart narrows blood vessels and can trigger heart attacks even in younger people

Third it can harm the gut and liver. Low fiber intake can cause constipation weaken the gut microbiome and raise the risk of colon cancer. Alcohol combined with a poor diet can cause fatty liver disease and inflammation. Cocaine can reduce blood flow to the gut which can cause ulcers perforations and severe pain

Fourth it can harm the brain and mental health. A lack of omega three fatty acids B vitamins and magnesium can make mood swings anxiety and depression worse. Alcohol slows down brain activity and can damage memory. Cocaine can cause paranoia hallucinations severe anxiety and long term changes in the brain that increase dependence

Fifth it can weaken the immune system. A poor diet can make it harder to fight infections and slows recovery. Alcohol and cocaine both lower immune function and increase inflammation in the body

>>82142005
he cant, its been so long since his last poo that hes forgotten when it was and therefore cant give us a rough estimation on his regularity

>>82141868
What you need is a hammer lad

>>82142005
he does not concern himself with the opinions of peasants

>>82142063
Don't forget to turn your trip back on

>>82142034
damn if I was sean and having that recent blood scare I mean damn. I would be worried.

>>82142041
so the handle did slot back on the gear (? valve, whatever) it has both teeth and a hole in the middle, doesn't slot on any more.
i COULD PREVIOUSLY push it on and turn, now it just won't go on. worried if i turn it so the tap's running, i won't be able to turn it back.

might be able to whack it on with a hammer. but kind of don't want to risk it to be quite honest

>space candy + coconut cream
Oh yesh

this is the only stool chart used around here lads

>>82142156
you are a sad sad cunt sean. go spam facebook comment sections with your benefit mong cope

>>82141984
at least with legionnaires you get all that veterans discount and no one can call you out for stolen valour.

>>82142174
my thoughts exactly lad, everyone will think im so stunning and brave when in reality im just waiting for the sweet release of death

my alcoholism? could be from serving in the army.
not saying i DID serve in the army, but i'm not saying i didn't, either.

>>82142136
Some jamaican foliage?

This is a self centred and manipulative individual who feels no genuine remorse for exploiting others They enjoy bending or breaking rules to serve themselves They measure their worth by their ability to cheat the system and seek admiration for doing so They lack empathy and view morality as optional when it interferes with personal gain

>>82142197
Is it a Jew, or other semite?

fucking hell just pulled a hair our of my nose and it must have been growing out of my brain, was the longest nose hair in the world, im now the record holder, dont care what anyone says, now my eyes are watering badly aswell

>>82142218
its HHL lmao you racist degen

>>82142216
I'd not seen the i until today. Berry weird.

>>82142229
aha, the old "BRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPTTTHHWWWP!" response, classic.
People like you are going to be hanged you know?

>>82142272
communications act will not like this big lad. enjoy the knock on the door x

Phwoarr good R&R this was

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIhRaI9dzzw
Woah, guys...

>>82142327
AI slop flag shagger shite. Made me laugh.

>>82142327
that description does not do this justice. do NOT watch this video without Tor.

had to wait at a bus stop while listening to three girls talk about how to give head

>>82142585
Did you take notes?

>>82142592
you should be able to touch your forehead to his stomach apparently

>>82142606
blad loving this post

>>82142606
which way around?

>>82142631
i assume

>>82142691
you're almost certainly right, but consider the following.

I was on a wee roll today n then i jst lost all momentums I think my shower was too relaxing.It happens

so that Rick and Morty lad just didn't molest them girls, but they're still using the stand in voice actors?
what happened to innocent until proven guilty? and also, everyone randomly caring about voice actors (lol) all of a sudden?

Why did Shippy feel the need to abuse animals?

>>82142905
humans will abuse him back.

Feelin quite goth lately nd like my vibration drwen 2 the darker side of things lately

I guess nobody rememebr hellfire shop.IT was a big deal at the tmie.Queen st nd there was another one.I guess the internets claimed another victim.

https://vocaroo.com/1lpYEUPJsLHR eys on me

Human relationships just feel so alien to me. Like how do you even make friends with other men, never mind have a romantic relationship with a woman. Then there's family, children, co-workers, etc, it all just seems so strange, overwhelming and impossible.

>>82142998
That a shop for missiles?
>I guess the internets claimed another victim.
Internet or Amazon?

Eye got that mint choccy terrys choccy mint orange were mint to be x

I wanted 2 see that film weapons in the cinema s well. Yet another 1 that am gna miss bc i dont have the Nerval fortitude to go alone.

>>82143159
It was a goth shop in glasgow v popular n well known in the 90s n 2000s it disappeared last decade So i guess same as a lot of small shops.

U drive me cocoa x

night drive time, back later my lids, have a good thread

nerves? steel
heart? ice
brain? air
bones? inflamed
i am all four elements, like the avatar

>>82143276
Small businesses are being well and truly fucked over in this country, constant increasing and ever-changing taxes and regulations that only mega companies can afford to keep up with. I swear it's almost as if it is being done on purpose.

>>82143303
What about the 5th element, love?

was thinking the other day how cool the internet is
i mean we just have access to anything
i rmeember people saying on Sky you could watch The Simpsons whenever you want, as though you had all the videos, Sky somehow let you do that?? no way

now we have access to everything. and i was watching one of those "video essays" about Disney Princesses. really, really, really do not get the "media literacy" crowd, obviously everything has themes and we've all done our English literature GCSEs, but i swear those YouTube (and Tumblr, especially Tumblr) people are bordering on schizophrenic
anyway it's on me, i could watch every single documentary, i'm the one watching Little Mermaid: An Analysis or whateverthefuck

Almost Monday

>>82143353
thats cool
im watching people lick eachothers crotch, its kind of like how you see dogs lick eachothers behinds at the park, but with people.

Is it true about Shippo? (Glitto rumours)

shit i've been kind of on-board with:
- Dark Side of the Moon syncs up with The Wizard of the Oz - just a few weird coincidences, but it's fun
- some of the Room 237 documentary stuff about The Shining - maybe not the fake moon landing clues, but the Native American connections (believe this was intentional)
- The Matrix has some transgender allegories - probably not directly/intentionally, but i see WHY people came up with this
- Raiders of the Lost Ark looks good in black and white - seriously it just does, set your media player to B&W

>>82143436
qrd on Shippo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sUIxXCCFWw
before the pure glut of video essays, this was a good'un

Thatcat has melwtism. Hes meowtistic!!

>>82143454
Friendly reminder that Shippy is a paedophile #6

Known Shippy filenames (He's abandoned most of these now). Look for yourself, make up your own mind.
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/17j7na.jpg/
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/Banbury_816b9b82-aa8d-4c76-94c4-2ca5db424eaf_1024x1024.jpg/


gimmicks
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>lord lucan
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notable posts
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53587604/#q53589338
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53541263/#q53541339
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53395245/#q53396648
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53228356/#q53229218
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/52932452/#q52934732


The most worrying post is this one
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53076118/#q53080524
>Eventually after about 2 hours of frantic searching I found a picture of her at her 28th birthday. Crisis averted
Anyone else think it's odd that it took 2 hours to find a) find a picture on instagram b) figure out how old someone is any other way
Anyone else think maybe he just added that bit at the end and he is actually a nonce who literally raped a school girl


And this one is concerning, it's just the one word
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53292729/#q53297065
>16 would probably be the lowest I'd go
>probably

I would be happy if there was a service Like escorts bt instead of sex its "Join me at the cinema" Like a 1-off friend fr specific occasions nd then u leave me alone after that

>>82143454
he's the thread sixer

Knowing my luck id end up w/ somebody that kills me nd rape the body,,Film it on tiktok/youtube live stream etc.

I bit off more than I can chew and then I chewed it.

>>82143551
like a befriender? i have applied for those, they're normally stuff like
>John is a man with autism who likes reading and going to the cinema
and i guess you just do that.
sort of like being a carer but without all the health/care stuff

>Befriender
>Part time
>13 quid/hour
>Your main duty will be to accompany the person on trips into the community and to provide support where necessary.
>Activities will include but not be limited to going to the cinema/shopping/visiting museums/swimming/bowling/trampolining.

>Experience of working with people with autism would be preferred but not essential.
>Enhanced DBS will be required, employer will cover the cost

cool i could do thi-.
>Full UK driving license
>Own personal car
FUCK

garn need now, will be thinking of britfeel as i fall asleep

>>82143551
they have that in japan
https://www.reuters.com/lifestyle/oddly-enough/dream-job-japanese-man-who-gets-paid-do-nothing-2022-09-06/

Watched two films tonight Until Dawn and Brick (2025). Both were pretty good. Brick is a German film but I watched it with the English dub Squid Game style. On that wuppagrind now.

>>82143643
I rmemeber this word.They offered it before.I guess its like a AA sponsor in a way.
>>82143694
Surprised you get paid for it desu

anyone want 100 hours of free counselling?
we can just hang out and play games, but if you TELL the BACP it was all good and proper, then i can become a registered/accredited member.

Lots of anxiousness nd sadness lately dpnt know why jst in my low mood arc

>>82143825
Until Dawn is shit, I watched it on my flight home from America and turned it off an hour in due to how shit it is. I have to say, I'm a bit disappointed you use English dubs on foreign content. You do you though.

Me n my befriended befriend is having such a great time My life is on the up n up ever since i met my best friend that gets paid to hang out with me

>>82143895

Aye. Probably couldn't sit through it again but as a one-off it was interesting enough. Brick was decent though.

>>82143962
Well I'm a fan of the game so it was extra shit for me. I DID like how gory it was though.

>>82144034
The game is silly but fun. I also don't like English dubs on foreign content, would far rather have the original voices.

>>82144110
The only exception I make are foreign vidya because it's annoying to read subtitles mid combat when I'm trying to concentrate. Old Italian films filmed without sounds are sometimes an exception but I still prefer the Italian tracks on most.

I switched a bit of Squid Game on with dubs for a laugh and fucking Hell. Helper, what the fuck? Any emotion is gone. Netflix dubbing team are shit.

>>82144034

I never played the game but enjoyed watching the playthroughs on YouTube.

>>82144169

Dubbing is hit and miss. For me, Squid Game was a hit. I enjoyed the English dub. Who cares if this doesn't get me upvotes from mongs on Reddit. I like what I like x

Mmy nbody understand me in life i too dark n mysterious x nd enigmatic x

>>82144169
yeah i switched audio tracks here and there. it's not AWFUL, like 1970s Italian film awful, but the actors' emotions/cadence/sombre tone/whatever matches their physical performance.
the dub definitely sits on time even when the timing matches.

cracked me up when Helper said that and was called out. SUBS NOT DUBS, ALWAYS.

>>82144185
Yeah I'm not judging you just grew up with shit anime dubs which put me off them and I'm glad all foreign media is subtitled nowadays. Kinell Thanos was annoying as fuck in Korean I have to check his English voice now. In the Korean he spoke broken English in some of his dialogue, how did they handle that?

the Cowboy Bebop dub is one of those ones where people always said it's fine
and yeah, it's totally fine

>>82144245
People say the same about the DBZ dub but I fucking hate it and the stupid music changes. Grew up with the dub but much prefer the original voices and music.

That's the cinema tickets sorted for that Weapons. Oh aye.

>>82144280
i saw some later DBZ one people were happy with. had one of the actors from that one live-action film, kind of like by way of apology, doing it rite?

>music changes
4kids (obviously bad) were awful for this. weird library music suddenly playing in my Sonic X cartoon, clearly was not there originally. why?

I like watching scary movies x

>>82144384
>sonic x
Loved this as a kid but had no idea it was an anime. Also had the earlier cartoon with the chicken robot on VHS which I enjoyed.

>>82144406
I remember watching the original IT miniseries on DVD. I thought it ended with the kids in the sewers because it was a double sided disc.

>>82144407
>the earlier cartoon with the chicken robot
had these too, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.
the videos over here didn't have those 'Sonic Sez' segments at the end, Sonic telling kids not to take drugs or get molested, that type of thing. we missed out ;_;

>>82144426
Fuck sake if only Sonic had of warned me my arse would be intact!
What other cartoon VHS did you have? I was a big fan of Henry's Cat and Mr. Men. Had a Halloween VHS of The Muppet Show that scared the shit out of me too.

>>82144422

Which film scared you the most as a kid? For me, it was Jeepers Creepers. Why my parents thought letting me watch that as a 7 year old kid was a good idea I'll never know lmao.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZUgU9CsjDc

>>82144495
I was a very easily scared child, but I do remember seeinn tiny bits of Chucky, A Nightmare on Elm Street and Alien and they scared the shit out of me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqVRCUBPc4E
shut the fuck up Tails you loser

>>82144452
random videos of like The Herbs and Tugs. cartoons/shows were just on telly, enough.
as i got older it was kinos like Hook and Addams Family. think Willy Wonka is the one i watched the most (great film)

>>82144495
the witches terrified me

oh, had a few Disney films obviously. but not even the most obvious ones. remember The Fox and the Hound, The Rescuers + The Rescuers Down Under, and a few of the Land Before Time movies (they went up to 14? kin hell)

>>82144518
>A Nightmare on Elm Street

Aye are Freddy spooked me out too. I remember watching Freddy vs. Jason as a kid and I cheered Jason on the entire film because I hated Freddy.

I remember having a really old collection of cartoons on VHS and one was racist as fuck to black people

>>82144495
The Chucky films and the Scream films. Watched Chucky at a mates house and was scared he was going to jump out of a bin and kill me for months.
>>82144537
Yeah this as well.

>>82144537
god this was great. the witches (were they muppets) look amazing. spooky stuff.

Matilda was great
MouseHunt was great

>>82144573
https://archive.org/details/merriemelodiescoalblackanddesebbendwarfs1943

Kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWPq9Hb81aM

>>82144604
do you accept de lid?

>>82144615
Holy fuck, I can't remember if it was that once specifically, but I', pretty sure it was Merrie Melodies

FEel like sleeping but am kinda hungry at the same time ahh vibes

Ok am gna have something light nd then bed I was plannig something much more extravagant bt thats silly at half 1.Wish i had a croissant tho

Gna try to have sum initiative this week On my tasks nd try to ignore my natural desires to withdraw nd do nothing bc am anxious of life being busy in any way

Nvm forgot ave got freddos.Theyre getting scoffed

Where is oxcom when u actually need them x

Shall be ringing childline on my maw if i go nxt sunday w/o my roast aswell

In that beddingtons now. Garn watch some YouTubes till I go sleeps.

i have two days left to submit evidence for my UC review but i cba

Need my mmy coming to confession nd Am fr scared about her soul bc shes had a divorce before.Living in sin.Dont want to upset her if I mention bt its jst something am worried about.Am feeling its my calling to reconcile my mmy w/ grace if God wills it.

Eye am cat sith x

your mammy will go to heaven because she did a great job raising YOU n__n

>>82145142
>cait sith
what is the proper pronunciation, Scotchman??

Meesa Jar Jar Sith. Meesa very scary bad time.
*knocks a bunch of spaceships over like dominos*
Meesa big whoopsy!

There was this film ufo abduction frm the 90s.There was a wee boy frm my street that had a 52 inch telly that was very big for year 2000 or whatever at least it felt big.I was round his house bc i used to stay there when my mmy was away out As in whats known as babysitting.His mam watched a lot of weird shit on telly considering we were both really young like Fight Club i mind seeing,,Which i found disturbing nd different horror films nd Schindlers List................................but neway we watched this film "Alien Abduction" Which the gimmick was that its found footage like blair witch but i dont know why but I really did believe it was real.U know when youre a kid you actually believe stuff like that could be on the telly.So i found this pretty terrifying.Am not sure if it would be the same knowing its fake.Would have been about 8yo when i last seen it.
>>82145156
Cat shee but in my head I say Kate Sith

Someone go and make a nu breadinghams for crying out loud

I ave the 1 nd only 24 carat gold labubu xxxxxxxxxxxxx

>Jar Jar! use-a da booba!
>meesa no have-a da booba!

laugh at all the serious Andor ones, like imagine that Luthen bloke going
>Jar Jar, not having a booba is a privilege I can ill afford. Every sleepless night, I'm shocked not by a booba, but by the screams of those I've left behind, in this never-ending war...

>>82145197
>Cat shee but in my head I say Kate Sith
can't blame you
bit like Sean Bean innit

If u look at the Kellas cat.Its like cat sith.They thought it was just a myth until sumbody found real ones in the wild.I mind stuff in the papers all the time growing up about BLACK PANTHER SPOTTED IN EAST KILBRIDE!! Nd all this like ppl thinking they seen a big cat usually a black one.Might have been kellas cat

>>82145203
id do it but i cant be arsed

Awwwww good boy pspspspsps look he want to play aw ur so cute wow ur quite big arent you Look hes smiling aw
>>82145224
Seen been ^________^

I RLY want to see WEAPONS.ITs driving me mental that my nerves cant handle the cinema.PUT IT ON NETFLIX!!!!!! Nd put madoka back on there too.

That film was like a family having a family gathering nd so one guy is recording on a cam corder Nd then aliens land nd invade into their house like burglary frm aliens.It literally looked so real it freaked me out.

Aliens abducted me and all they asked was for me to release the chat logs. Kinell.

funny looking at medieval bestiaries where there was a weird combination of normal animals, made-up ones, and i guess someone saw a hippopotamus abroad and tried to describe it

>>82145313
What you've got there is a hairy eyebrowsaurus.

>>82145330
Look like a wee kelpie

>be a manticore
>buy a hat

>>82145330
Kek, looks like someone put a mermaid costume on a normal horse.

A cute 24yo asmr lass I like now.

Right, that's it. I'm definitely having a wank tonight. I've earned it. That's my promise to you, /britfeel/.

>>82145396
This is your sad life...
>>82145135

My 1st concert was marilyn manson when i wouldve been 9yo which was with my big sister nd her goth pals That made me feel happy bc they were all nice to me bc i was a wean nd everybody pampered me nd her other goth pal lifted me on her shoulders Nd when youre a wean everybodys jst nice to you.I miss that.I remember finking jst purely frm the name I imagined marilyn manson to be a black woman with an afro like beyonce in a 70s disco style.Just purely frm the name.I quite liked it in the end.I mind there was stalls with ppl selling this stuff "Liquid Gold" which is Poppers altho obviously i didnt know that.I saw my dad 1 weekend nd i mentioned this liquid gold just bc i found it kewl nd he went REALLY SERIOUS nd him nd my st*pmam was like that "Was [sister] taking this stuff" "Was it a powder" "Did anyone have a powder" What a nonce to be honest when i look back on it,,,,He always freakded me out nd made me feel nervous n scared bc of stuff like this constantly over reacting nd losing the plot over nothing

>>82145413
Fuck off you dosser chud, go back to your grand strategy autism map colouring, and leave the wanking to us big worker lads x

https://youtu.be/DMiJaKnsU8Q in my goth arc

Women live life on easy mode. Doubt she's ever done a hard day's work once in her life. The system is rigged to make most men do the shit jobs. I just hope some day a lot of sex starved men give up doing shit jobs to make women's lives better. It's the only way really to get them out of easy lifestyles.

https://youtu.be/7L3qMT-_XhU

S/o clublion

>>82145416
such a...non-drug, too. remember doing these as teens just because we could get them and it's like
>brief rush
>horrible headache

>>82145463
cor i was unfamiliar with these but this seems like my thing. will listen to album later

Imagine lots of men refusing to work shit jobs and just only want to do all the easy ones that women somehow manage to get. By working in a warehouse you are probably helping get products to women for their materialism. You are slaves to women by working. You don't even get rewarded with sex by working.

that it then? just gonna let us fall off the end of r9k? fucks sake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y33hGaEgW7U
just hanging out in this club in Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines

UP THE BRUJAH!!

>>82145501
>You are slaves to women by working. You don't even get rewarded with sex by working.
quite hot this, tbqh

pringles dust in the hair now. can't stop scratching my scalp and eating pringles.

I going 2 bedsoon but i make 1 anyway
>>82145556
>>82145556

>>82145501

>You don't even get rewarded with sex by working.

The social contract in this country has been broken for a while now.

>>82145519

Also this.