Thread 82146417

Genderbent husbando edition.
Thread prompt: post your favorite genderbent husbando

Previous >>82123859

Hello I am a former tranny who still takes hrt and has boobs. Do any r9gays have any advice on how to succeed as a homosexual male? In the other thread they said I should shave. How can a boobed hrt man have success and find love as a gay?

Got back from the con tonight, I'm uber drained
7.5/10 experience overall
/blog

>faggot thread
>>>/lgbt/

>>82146417 (OP)
don't post attractive males pls, it will draw in fake gays. stick to sweaty bara men who came and shit in their pants

>>82146531
your resistance is futile and your rage impotent
>>82146545
straightoid false flag

>>82146545
The boy-Misa in the picrel isn't one of those indistinguishable-from-a-female anime "femboys" though. If youre attracted to him, youre gay

>>82146417 (OP)
>post your favorite genderbent husbando
mikuo and ted tiem

Big dick bottoms are valid and do this

>>82146556
gee you think?

>>82146813
dduuuuuhhh i dunno im a bigg poopyhead idiot dumbass retard duhhhhh duuhhhhhh
is that what you wanted to hear

woke up empty and sad genuinely nothing good in my life

>>82146973
have a chocolate it should make you feel better

>>82146185
>"I'm 19"
ahh ok, now it all makes sense, you're not very smart but I can forgive that. BTW he was banned on X till Elon bought it and brought him back.

>>82147765
im sorry i insulted your televangelist spic hero, anon, i hope you can forgive me

>>82147774
your brain isn't fully developed so it's ok you think you're a lot smarter than you think you are, someday you'll understand why people with principals are better than grifters in all situations.

>>82147784
>your brain isn't fully developed
that's a myth, not exactly surprised a fuentard is stupid enough to still believe it

holy f this is the level 40 mage talent in rurtle wow

>>82147798
>that's a myth
someday you're gonna look back and cringe, voting Trump is not "far right" and I think that's what you'll have a giggle at the most once you figure that out. :P

>>82147784
funnily enough the tariff plan is exactly what my friend and i thought would be a good idea in 7th grade 18 years ago.

everyone with a brain is voting shawn fain

>>82147813
I don't think trump is far right, it's just better than whatever the fuck kamala was gonna do

>>82147814
yeah Trump has been on a streak of doing things people thought were good ideas when they were children.

>>82147857
we wanted to use the money to build trains and have public healthcare, but apparently all trump can think to do with tariff gainz is give them away as checks. i wont complain as i am in some credit card debt. inflate me all you want pls. youd think trump would want his name on more than pieces of paper, considering his previous habits, but its no skin off my pecker.

>>82147807
should make it do some aoe damage too like beta living bomb but you die

>>82146508
You may not find love, but you will get fucked a lot.

>>82147807
kinda rude to instant die at 10%

>>82146417 (OP)
Smearing another mans shit on my penis rn, can you smell it. Oh I've just cum as the shit slime dribbles down to my balls.
I'm completely normal you bigots!

Do you think that two anons who had an argument about nick fuentes in the last thread should have sex to decide who was right?

my bukkit list rn

>touch a guy's feet
>a guy touches my feet
>make a video game
>get hypnotized in real life
>learn to play at least 1 song on guitar
>suck a guy

its mostly horny but...thats me...

>>82148205
i don't fuck retarded spic oldtroons, so no
>>82148206
surely you can aim a little higher than that

>>82146668
Unrealistic depiction. Clearly the big dicked one is a dom top.

>>82147992
Why didn't you bf your friend and creates your own political party?

>>82148205
nick fuentes would probably have sex with both of them instead

>>82148131
Shut up chadbot no one wants to hear about your shit fetish again

Had an insane dream today, I volunteered to a one way mission to some frozen moonlet, we we're building a wooden base (that's pretty random and funny :D) while in flight and were slowly accumulating radiation and so on. Too many details to describe but it was pure kino.

>>82148225
Fuck out my thread teenager. Do you know where you are?
Aim a little higher he said

>>82148243
he should just come out of the closet already, everyone knows he fucked sneako and kanye

>>82148257
why is this thread so hostile to young people, whats your problem gramps? (here I am symbolized by the spy, being abused by my angry and bitter elders)

>>82148276

And you like every moment of it, you dirty little slut~ said storyanon in a gross pedo tone

>>82148301
no i dont actually old people are gross and stinky and weak and stupid and wrinkly and bald and can't hear good and can't see good and have back problems and i think they SUCK
youngshits RISE VP

old people suck but all of the media posted was from before he was born

>>82148333
made by the creators when they were young

>>82148336
yea 30 years young

>>82148340
younger than you probably, geezer

I love being old and not a zoomershit but looking young. Best of both worlds

Disgusting faggot thread

>tfw got asked for id yesterday at 28 years old
looks like I don't need to kill myself just yet

>>82148349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX3bN5YeiQs&list=RDBX3bN5YeiQs&start_radio=1&pp=ygUKamF3cyB0aGVtZaAHAQ%3D%3D
*plays as the norwood reaper slowly creeps up behind you in the mirror as you notice hair follicles start falling out of ur head*

>>82148346
i looked it up and the death note author is the same age as my mom holyyy

>>82148372
did he write that death note sequel where some kid sells it to drumpf or something

death scrotum

>>82148366
it's weird how when your young everyone wants to look old, but when your old everyone wants to look young. not that 28 is old really but still.

i dont care about looking younger unless it can make someone else feel older. for example the time me(31(now 32)) and my sister(37(now 38)) checked into the airport and the lady thought i was her son

easy tips for looking younger
>dont drink
>dont smoke
>dont go outside
>dont start balding
>keep an awkward gait
>shave your face

im glad that i contribute to lowering the average age of the thread by just a little bit

hrt will make you look older because of 'the face'

>>82148534
oldnogs need to kneel to their youngfag overlords

hrt doesnt make you look younger it just makes you look uncanny and fucked up

>>82148544
if you think about it these old farts probably started posting in their early twenties like us but they did that for 10 years which is crazy like i cant imagine it

>>82148569
i first posted here when I was like 12 but started using it consistently when I was 15 and im almost 20 now, so ive at the very least been using this site for like 4-5 years so thats not that crazy, its crazy if theyve been posting here since like 2005 when I was born

ive been using this webzone at least weekly for at least 16 years

>>82148618
do you regret any of those years spent here?

You'll never make me leave
I wear this on my sleeve
Give me a reason to believe
So give me all your poison
And give me all your pills
And give me all your hopeless hearts
And make me ill
You're running after something
That you'll never kill
If this is what you want
Then fire at will

>>82148569
>in their early twenties like us
I'm eighteen and I started being active on 4chan when I was fourteen

>>82148349
you definitely do not look young kek

>>82148667
lets kiss to make the oldfags mad :3

>he thinks he's an anime protagonist
cute

>>82148633
not really, no. i wish i couldve spent even more time here

>>82148684
he would look younger if he relaxed

>>82148684
L-Leon?

You're all disgusting

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

>>82149019
why did i get a boner how did i

>>82149030
Being a faggot is dangerous, you should stop it

>>82149094
dont worry it turned out to just be a short stiffening probably from getting comfy in bed

>>82149132
You're going to hell, faggot

>>82149156
hell isnt real that was debunked

>>82149156
but i wanted to go to sleep ;(

God looks down on you faggots

>>82149179
doesnt he look down on everyone, i mean hes god?

mom said God loves us

You are genuinely ugly on the inside and outside
Faggots do not age well, man up faggots

mods ban this grump

>>82149211
im ok on the outside, and ive been lifting weights too :)
im quite ugly on the inside tho i agree with that

>>82149241
There is a solution to this problem
Man up, don't be a faggot

Bottoms look down on my tiny white pecker

>>82149249
you can man up and still be attracted to men
>>82149250
penis size doesn't matter

>>82149258
Don't make it so complicated, just don't be a faggot
God will not be kind to you

>>82149271
i cant help but be attracted to guys they can be so beautiful!

>>82149250
because youre a legal midget?

>>82149277
>dick hard in the sauna
gay

>>82147830
certainly not better but i think accelerationism via crashing this shit into the ground is the better option atp rather than draw out the slow neoliberal decay

>>82149297
looks more like a chubby to me
>>82149300
oh my gaaaawwwd dude its been like hours im way too tired to argue about this shit

>>82149310
lame!! what do you think of the swede's cock?

>>82149344
what? the guy in the webm i posted? its very nice, why?

>>82149355
i didnt know you posted it. yes quite nice.

Dear future french-canadian bf,
please stop being such a dork!

>>82149368
i have lots of qt guys saved on my computer :)

>>82149385
i could never fully give in i'm too twinkish and i wont be a bottom!! just in my fantasies

i miss my bf. he ignores me so much, but then when we finally do spend time together, he tells me that of course he loves me and wants to stay together, but the time spent away only gets longer and longer. it's all kinda ruining me, i can't keep my emotions in check and function most of the time. it's just a constant searching and seeking for attention to numb to aching loneliness. everyone is fed up with it, and i can't blame them. just came here to vent, that's all.

>>82149401
im not interested in anal sex but I do fantasize about being completely submissive to a guy, tho it's just in my fantasies too reality is never as pretty

>>82149407
you should kill him and eat him

mmm, just made the least-pretzel-looking pretzels, mmm... super relaxing to make
note to self: remember to flour the surfaces, this aint pizza dough
dont forget to oil the pans either lmao

this is how I imagine most of the grumpy bf-less anons here look like

>>82149439
this is like me if i wasnt a disgusting mutt freak of nature hellspawn that should be killed

>>82149271
he made you a faggot though. You shouldn't go against his design.

>>82149450
you don't have to hate yourself just because you're not white

>>82149469
I'm not going to hell because I'm not a faggot
You are a sinner

>another hot day today
messed up

>>82149407
How often are you spending time with him now? Do you live together?what do you do in your time together?

>>82149481
hell is not real. Your attraction to males is pretty real though, you should do something with it.

>>82149477
actually I do have to hate myself because I just do OK!?!?!

>>82149502
why do you even hate yourself so much? Being brown is not that bad, you're just racist.

>>82149501
Faggotry is not pretty and no one should have the misfortune to experience it
God will not be kind to you

>>82149508
>you're just racist.
being 'racist' is just acknowledging reality

>>82149516
No it's not. Being racist is just like being homophobic. It's just senseless hate. Like you hating yourself for something so petty like skin color

>>82149515
are you kidding, there's nothing more beautiful than 2 men in love. god made us fags and then he gave us each other so we wouldn't be alone.
You're probably getting your idea of "god" from a corrupted source like ancient mythology

>>82149525
Race is obviously more than skin color, I quite like my skin color for the most part, I am also homophobic as well desu

>>82149552
It's just not right
Don't be a disgusting faggot

Be a good human
Don't be a faggot

>>82149555
>racist and homophobic
>self hating
>no bf
and no surprise. A plateful for a therapist
If you like your color so much why did you call yourself a mutt who deserves to die? Surely it has something to do with your race.

>>82149570
It's not only right, it is also intrinsic to life on earth. That's why homosexuality is found on thousands of animal species, all over nature. You having a problem with it is like a turtle who can't accept their burdened shell.

>>82149587
therapists are all leftist retards and can lick my feet, and yeah it does have to do with my race I was just saying that because race is more than just skin color, duh

>>82149622
not really, but I'm starting to think you're just a right wing retard. Loneliness is your punishment.

>>82149651
>I'm starting to think you're just a right wing
Just starting to catch onto that, huh? Sharp as a cue ball aren't you

>>82149666
>chuds with hateful opinions
>0 friends and 0 bf
karmic justice is served.

>>82149682
it's called being a sigma male, libtard

>>82149691
maybe you're just a dumb cunt. Anyway, you deserve to be alone if you're a chud unapologetically

>>82149746
don't get your panties in such a twist, basedboy cuck

>>82149605
They are animals, they don't know any better
You are a human, not a mindless animal, right?

Frew up yay meow waa

>be pale
>look like a corpse close up
>every tiny blemish/scrape/bruise stands out and looks disgusting
>covered in tiny spider veins neck to toe
It ain't all that...

>>82149771
what surprises me is how you don't see how you're the one losing. It started with you proclaiming your hate for your own self. So what is even the point of being a chud and having such shit opinions if you end up alone and self hating? Be better than that, man. You're not a teenager anymore. Just a gay man with his head in the wrong place. This edge does you no good.

>>82149773
you are an animal too. They're not wasting any thoughts fighting against the way god made them. In that regard they know better than you.

>>82149837
Don't some animals eat their offspring?
You don't think we should do that do you?

>>82149851
Eating a child vs loving the same sex. Only one of those leaves a harmed victim. You equate them because you see homosexuality as something as bad as infanticide, but that's just your own internalized homophobia. In reality, homosexuality is harmonious to the individuals who practice it in nature.

>>82149796
nah this is hot (to me) do you have bags under your eyes? i love the way they look contrasting on pale skin

I love boys but I hate boys, they never care to listen and the guys that DO listen are straight or gay normies.
fuck this shit.

>>82148368
Sorry you have bad genes
>>82148366
Epic fellow middle aged fag moment
>>82148684
>someone who doesn't know what I look act like he knows what I look
Kekmeow. Your generation is aging poorly btw, most people younger than me look old af.
>>82149439
Not far off

>>82150366
nothing wrong with gay normies though. It's you, it's not them

>>82150448
gay normies are boring, they don't like anything aside from netflix shows and games like valorant or league of legends.

>>82148544
This sounds very sexual

>>82149883
In truth, everyone is bisexual, but being a faggot is a disgusting pathetic mistake
It's a mistake, it doesn't lead anywhere, men shouldn't do it

>>82150366
Yeah sorry anon, im about as normie as they come for posting on this khazakstanian fishing forum.

>>82150493
gay normies are varied and come in all forms. Your generalization reeks of someone without any friends who still blames other people for his asocial behavior

>>82150552
the pathetic mistake is not accepting who you are. It's like you're trying to convince yourself. So many years have passed since you first realized you were gay, and nothing changed? You're still fighting against it, it's exhausting

>>82149027
Why can't I have a boyfriend like this u_u

>>82148205
yes and I'd win because I'm a bottom.

At least I got my grass mowed but in return my legs have decided to punish me with a restless leg day. Can't do anything without my legs twitchy and wanting to stretch them out or contract them hard until the muscle cramps.

>>82148579
i probably posted first in like 07 or 08. if you asked me then who would still be posting on this site in 18 yrs, i would have said only the most powerful wizards probably. instead its infested with normie ass kids...to be fair I knew even then that real name things like facebook made people act retarded. i suppose its nice to feel vindicated in the long run, but also i wish the younger folks would be less annoying pissbaby all the time, on account of they are here in our old house, which is nice to be in, whereas everything thats "theirs" is an irredeemable hot pile.

its like theyre all little kramers barging in,.except instead of just eating our food you also pour the milk out on the floor and throw turds because thats the only say theyve been able to get any reaction at all during their cold and isolating upbringing. i cant blame people for who they are but its like annoying.

>>82150897

I was posting on /b/ at 15-16 in 2005-6. 4chan has become an integral part of my life now.

Sleep deprivation due to vidya binge > afternoon nap > slow ultra horny wake up bf lewd time fantasies

>>82150604
Like what meow waa

>>82150914
PLAY TURTLE WOW WITH ME

they made a lvl 40 holy priest talent where you bless someone as your champion and they get huge benefits for 2 hrs, but you can only do it on one person, so its like having your own rend/onh buff to cast sorta.

theres also a 40 arcane mage talent thats like "mage rage" where you get a huge boost for 20sec but if you go below 10% mana you explode and die

>>82150977

I'll look into it but no promises, I don't know how well I can play an mmo with my back and leg problems.

I've played a bit of turtle wow but I'm no good at it, some guy left my group and quit the game because I'm such a bad healer and I won the loot roll for a raid item on Season of Discovery; I've never max leveled a character so I usually just end up fishing and crafting for fun.

>>82150988
i dont know what to pick yet anyway. they made goblins and high elfs playable also and theres actually like 8-10 eacc new zones and dungeons. i might do goblin warrior since they have a mace bonus. i wish i didnt learn abt stuff like that mattering so much at endgame cause i like never get there anyway but w/e...goblins r very funny. the starting zone they made for them in retail was real annoying so i only went through it once but it was pretty fun after.

>>82149401
Twink dom top

>>82151017
contrary to most "wow players" i dont care about the level cap stuff much, its just repeating the same dungeons and raids in hope of a good loot roll. pvp is fun but the rewards beyond the first few ranks are reaaaally hard to get if you dont have all day to play.

turtle wow's doing what people have wanted for a long time, which is classic but with at least some new stuff...i got so bored of doing the same quests and dungeons in classic that last time i got to like 50 straight grinding and cooking/fishing on a warrior, only going to town to vendor things and just struggling along with whatever gear i happened to get or was able to craft. i found some quests i hadn't ever done at about level 50 though.

>>82149622
>therapists are all leftist retards and can lick my feet
Hot

>>82149666
It's pronounced hue ball

I like how all anons I don't like play shitty games, they're so opposite of me (everything good and cool) that it feels like poetic justice

>>82151136
You should go to hotel lobbies and ask the desk workers to play wow with you

>>82151136
I just really didn't like the gameplay honestly, I just played to give my e bf gold and help him in any way I could. I do like being helpful thobeit

It's so dry today when it's usually humid. Must be some dry wind coming in from some funny place.

So much bait in this thread. Why did it pick up so much?

any skincarefags know how to get started with it?
Do you just get a special kind of soap for your face or is there more to it?

>>82151499
Some funny place indeed

Woke up at noon with three mosquito bites on my leg

>>82151537
honestly, just use a basic moisturizer and then if you have acne ect use a cleanser after. then rinse with water before bed. anymore than that is not only expensive, but doesnt actually do that much,some of them arguably making you look worse.

fuck i forgot you probably also want sunscreen assuming your white. so shave,wet face,cleanse,moisturise,sunscreen

I went to the store and got some hot hog buns and some other things but fell prey to the lure of Arby's on the way home. I am such a bad neet I neet punishment.

Oh and my yt shorts isn't working right, won't play unless I refresh the page for every one. So now what do I use to kill large stretches of time?

>>82151703
I don't go outside at all is that a good sunscreen replacement?

>>82151790
yeah less than like 4 hours outside a day you'll be fine, you also dont really need it if you live in any shitty country like uk or sweden etc, not enough sunlight to matter most of the time.

>>82151757
Work out, read, yoga, socially interact

Homosexuality is a twisted fetish
Don't be gay

>>82151893
Heterosexuality is a twisted fetish
Don't be straight.

>>82151893
I'd rather have a twisted fetish and be a degenerate than put up with the average cuntoid nowadays.
Every time I see a married couple where the guy is clearly exhausted and depressed I thank the universe for not making me straight.

I get it twisted

>>82151893
Tankie is that you?!!! How is your sister doing? you didn't get into a fight with her bf again did you?

Guys just imagine meows crooked hairy feet stepping all over bunnymutt's eager face

bleeding from the rectum

>>82151893
no u
*fugs ur butt*
oops you go to hell now hehe

oooo I really hate faggots, I totally hope no one fuggs me and makes me a faggot

I sat next to a large muscular man on the bus and the entire ride I daydreamt about him choking me out while fucking me, thank you for reading my blog

>>82152506
Perverted faggot creep

You are diseased

>>82152506
I do the exact same thing, it's pretty swell when you don't have a broom up your ass and don't listen to people like >>82152520
I'll get hate crimed if I ask men out or tell them they're handsome, so with those circumstances in mind the only way I can get control is by being a massive pervert internally.

You are controlled by twisted fetishistic desire
You are a twisted homosexual pervert

Faggots go to hell
God will not be kind to you

>>82151757
i like to lie in the sun and count to 300, i come out a different person. for a few minutes at least.

I love being a flaming faggot, I go to bathhouses every day and look for dl daddies on grindr every night

my stubby little nose needs to be kissed RIGHT NOW

Homosexuality is not condemned in the bible, homosexual intercourse is. Nowhere in the bible does it say you are no allowed to love another man like you would a woman.

What vic 2 mod lets me play an Italian state without having to form italy? I just want to play sardiana piedmont and annex swiss, south austria/north italy. I only want answers from homosexuals which is why im posting here.

>>82152829
And technically oral isnt off the table either. Which really is better imo

>>82152748
Based. But heres a problem i have with sluttiness, which is why i havent become a gay slut- what if you get bored of it?

that's right, cum all over my stupid acne covered face ugh

>gaycels have two choices
Which one and why?

He's not just a puppy boy - He's MY puppy boy

>>82152939
>what if you get bored of it?
Do you get bored of jerking off?

I don't use this general often but I got my first irl boyfriend recently and aaaaa it's vry sweet. romantic, he's comfortable holding hands in public and stuff. super normie he teases me for using 4chan lol

>>82153054
Yes I do. But what if you go to the gay bath house and DONT get raped when you really want to and they just do gay shit like pretend they dont get O magazine or whatever?

>>82153072
Good good anon. Let him drag you into being more of a normie.

>82153072
Bad bad anon. You need to fuck off to gaygen lol

>>82153072
How does it feel living my dreams? good?
Man I wish I could've been happy after getting a bf instead of being an avoidant subhuman

>>82153188
Tell us what happened anon. what did you do?

>>82153221
Nothing recently.
Simply put, I sometimes acknowledge that I pissed away a lot of BF-having opportunities when I was younger for reasons that in hindsight could've been fixed without much effort.

>>82153295
Oh i thought you meant you got a bf but acted shitty to him or something. My bad

>>82153310
Fortunately not :P that would've been awful.

i pissed away one guy but he was too young

>>82153356
You're probably still young enough to find someone. Even if you are a little older you can still pull someone a decent bit younger if you can bring something to the table

>>82153577
I definitely can find a BF, I just don't wanna fuck up a guy's mental health because **I** selfishly want something.

>>82153604
Can you expand on that? What do you selfishly want? How will you fuck up his mental health

>>82153188
you can do it!! it's pretty rare to find someone who wants i guess a ""trad"" relationship i stay away from grindr or whatever and not from america so i know i lucked out

Tummy pains goddammit I wanna puke

>>82153643
>What do you selfishly want?
A BF, but I acknowledge the other person is a human being with delicate feelings too.
>How will you fuck up his mental health
Probably by getting really tired from daily interaction and burning a bridge for alone time, communicating that I want to be alone for a week or something feels super mean and evil so I never say anything.

>>82153772
upchuck*
Hope you get better tho :< I know how that feels, smoke some weed to get rid of the nausea.

Anyone here ever had an incestuous encounter? Hypothetically speaking, how would you react if you came out of the closet, and then your supposedly-straight older brother suddenly starting "jokingly" flirting and dropping hints that make it seem like he's interested in fooling around? Would encouraging him and maybe letting something happen be a huge mistake?

A-asking for a friend.

>>82153800
I don't do drugs you degenerate. I just ate too much so this is my fault and I shall suffer the consequences of my actions and reflect on my behavior

>>82153783
A week is a while honestly. Especially for a relationship. If you can get that down to just feeling comfortable saying you need a day or so you will be fine.

>>82153839
uh yeah with my cousin

Avoidant SCUM needs to be AVOIDED. Never bf someone defective like that
>APTHY captcha

>>82153839
Its probably for the best im an only child. All im saying

>>82152838
cant you just like not do it? doesnt it depend on being allied with france and stuff anyway?

>>82153995
No nationalist rebels will try to force you non stop

>>82153844
>A week is a while
Yeah I'm well aware of that, and it's why I think that me not dating would be better for other people.

>>82154054
I live with my bf now and sometimes we just arent in the mood to deal with anyone else including each other. We are pretty good about vocalizing that though and just ask for space. If you could work it down to just a couple days i think it could be reasonable. Or maybe having a bf would help you recover faster

>>82153839
When I was in high school I used to fool around with a pair of brothers. They were shy about doing anything directly incestuous in front of me, but I knew they were going at it with each other like rabbits when I wasn't around.

I was insanely jealous of their relationship... not just the fact that they had each other sexual outlets, but just the sheer level of love and trust and intimacy they had with each other. It was obvious they loved each other in a more-than-brotherly way... which was also kinda sad since obviously there's no way they could ever openly date each other or anything.

>>82154026
i wish it weren't so railroaded then; cavour's diplomacy & the french alliance were crucial in sardinia's historical success despite its small size...idk about mods but you could just disable the events/triggers yourself if you really want. feels a little silly but thats what a mod is anyway...you could disable all the nation formation events to make it even too. im a little curious what would happen if the german federation events in particular didnt always blog things up. later wars with the mosaic of spheres and satellites in there could be very messy.

You all suffer from a mental disorder, and it is called paraphilia

>>82154359
If im going down that rabbit hole then I'm doing all my wishlist items as well. Including but not limited to making all colonial pops max .25% soldier, increasing warscore from blockades, and removing the cb given from nationalism and imperialism

I gots some minis yay

>>82148301
>a gross pedo tone
>he is 19

The pedo part of the word pedophile is supposed to me somebody who's attracted to children and in what world is a 19 year old a little tiny kid?

when your bf for 2 years betrays you and goes with some whore that has been used by 6 guys already
worst part she pretended to be a femboy for 2 years lol

>>82149584
>Be a good human
Gay reddit shit

>>82154898
Dude ive been lurking the gay generals here and lgbt for a week and gay men are fucking COOKED. I didnt know gay men could be sexless autists but here we are

>>82154845
Nice story. Too bad its fake

>>82154942
It's actually not.
it sounds ridiculous but the partner was american.

>>82154947
Ill be hated here for being bi but a girl trying to look like a cute boy is super hot. Feminine men are hotter to me. If it makes you feel any better there is near 0 chance relationship is going to last from the sounds of it.

>>82155044
Oh it's not it's the mentally ill type of girl.
she was actually married prior to escape her life
and as i said she has been used pretty well.
So he went for sloppy seconds with mental illness.
I'm bi myself.
The problem they didn't really try to look like a femboy
they just larped then came out as intersex

>>82155073
I get the desire for a woman but i just think about their personality vs a guys and it goes away. If only more bis were like that.

i simply dont talk to people ever again if they unironically engage in genders, ive avoided any trouble w/ the issue this way. they got my sister but i havent had to deal with 1 annoying thing because of it. my grey rock is bigger than sisyphus's boulder. nope. nope. nope.

Don't you love discussions about women in your gay general?

>i simply dont talk to people ever again if they unironically engage in [thing], ive avoided any trouble w/ the issue this way. they got my sister but i havent had to deal with 1 annoying thing because of it. my grey rock is bigger than sisyphus's boulder. nope. nope. nope.
if only things were that simple

I wake up in the morning wanting my ass to be oozing with cum and getting fucked wearing women's clothing. I alternate between this and wanting to be the one fucking someone else and having my semen drip out of them. I hope after 2 months of nofap I will purge these stupid desires. Fuck this shit.

Good afternoon gentlemen, I hate women. That is all

>>82155535
Isn't that called being gay

>being gay because you love men
vs
>being gay because you hate women

I simply want someone to step on me and call me names

You are mentally diseased human beings

I'm a truecel, but once a woman sexually assaulted me by giving me a kiss. I'm still a truecel even if I'm only 90% truecel. 90% is the limit in my opinion.

how do you get past bad feelings about enjoying yourself in a gay way or thinking about guys in a gay way? every time I have gay sort of thoughts I feel like its wrong and I feel dirty for it, or whenever I masturbate and use a dildo it feels very good and I love it but after it's all done I feel like something's wrong with me for doing that. then I'll just try not to think about it and reinforce that I'm not gay in my mind and think how stupid and wrong was I for letting that take over me. and I'll feel fine for a little while and think I'm being better by pushing all that stuff out but it always comes back eventually in small ways

>>82155748
The bad feelings are "just" insecurity. I know it sounds stupid and overly broad but you feel insecure so you feel bad. Masturbating and finding same sex attraction compelling doesnt really mean that much in every day life and its partially inspired by conscientiousness but you just have to remember no one cares and you will probably die alone anyway.

>>82155107
Yeah.. if only.
their personality sucks dude the woman could barely hold a conversation to him for 2 years
and she still barely talks lol

this is how i imagine all of you
>>82155842

>>82155841
It also sucks i cannot get a boy pregnant no matter how much i try. Oh well.

my my my, look at all these maymays...im gonna need a mai tai.

>>82156027
hot :3
try harder

>>82156095
It hurts him too much to have regular sex now so its pretty rare. At least he wont have to wear diapers later in life

>>82156027
You cannot "get" a boy pregnant, a man has no womb inside. The twisted mockery of nature that you're imitating (impregnating a womb inside a woman) is shocking considering that you are inseminating the anus where the particular man you're having sex with has used for his whole lifetime to chute out his poo. Instead of a womb, the cradle of life itself, you are jizzing inside of the fleshy walls that have been used to evacuate that man's shit for his whole life. Your penis is being milked inside the shit wall cave route where every meal that mans ever ate in his life has churned it out as brown stinky turds. When you dip your cock into there you're coating your dick in that man's poop slime. Your dick is gelled in actual shitty turd slime and when you're finished you go about your day walking around in public with your dick slathered in residual poo poo slime of another man's anus. This is nothing like impregnation.

Baby
Hear me tonight
'cause my feeling
Is just so right

>>82156171
is anal even that popular among gays? I thought you preferred like group masturbation or something?

>>82156194
If they can't get pregnant why did you say
>inseminating the anus
Hmm? Really makes you think.

>>82156194
Damn thats crazy i read none of that

>>82156208
it's our only way to have penetrative sex besides oral and men have innate desire to fuck holes. What do you think?

>>82156366
Think its a bit gay, innit? If I did more than jerk off to yaoi, Id much prefer comparing sizes and rubbing together with my partner, than putting him on a diet, or dooming him to wear diapers at 40.

>>82156208
I prefer head overall. Either way

>>82148633
i regret time spent looking at porn more than time 4ch, this is social interaction at least

>>82156617
If only porn was banned. What its done to me...

If porn was banned gay sex would be banned also by the bible thumpers so watch out what you wish for.

>>82156700
we need to go further we need to revive puritan law

>>82156700
Or maybe we can just realize porn is as dangerous as alcohol given how many people go down a fucked rabbit hole if they use it too much.

>>82156750
sure continue being a based gay maybe they'll kill you last.

>>82156617
I wanna look like that again

Any time a cute guy is nice to me I imagine spending the rest of my life with him...

Sex deviants
A newer word for it paraphilia, it is a disorder

I have never had a wet dream or pre-cummed through my underwear, am I weird for this?

>>82156867
Not getting precum is kinda weird yeah.

Repressing gay thoughts and taking it easy

>>82157012
Think about cocks NOW.

The gay thoughts will all be gone in a week from now, it's nice to know that.

>>82157024
Sorry, no more cock thoughts. I refuse.

>>82157024
Already was dumbass

i probably have the weirdest stuff saved of anyone here

I managed to go porn (internet) free for 5 months but I was still plagued by gay thoughts the entire time. I'm someone who looks at porn daily.

>>82156779
they wont kill me everyone gets a second chance

>>82155483
i need a guy to do this to me...

>>82157416
isn't that character an actual child? It's been ages since I've watched the show.

>>82157416
Cringe wall-of-text caption aside, this is pretty basic and vanilla.

>>82157416
>Tfw im not an eternally young twink
>>82157433
The yugi is but i thought yami was an adult when he was pharaoh. Thats was he yugi gets bigger when yami takes over. Idk though dont know the lore enough but at least there is the joke answer of he is 5000 years old

>>82157433
the magic puzzle makes him grow up

>>82157445
yeah the caption is whats weird about it you idiot illiterate fucking moronoi

>>82157450
looks more 'um akshuklly she's a 300 year old vampire' territory to me.

>>82157416
Dump your load of them here anon

>>82150977
>>82150988
>>82151017
>>82151136
>4 r9players
perfect amount to clear the game. start the call

>>82157469
i dont save much and when i do its more for funny than horny at this point

its hard to find gay stuff that doesnt have outright butthole stuff in it...i have to scroll a lot so f come across a lot of oddness. i know the yami yugi one above has butthole in the caption but i saved it anyway cause lol.

woops i only meant to post the last panel which is p funny out of context

>>82156194
>You cannot "get" a boy pregnant
I will though. Watch

>>82151136
conclusion: themepark mmos were a mistake

>>82157546
Im getting the feeling you have a big hypno fetish

What was your first e relationship like?

can someone impregnate me please im ovulating

all mmos are just digital skinner boxes that reward you with flashy lights and big numbers to give you your dopamine hit.

>>82157638
didnt happen in starwars galaxies

>>82157645
so there was no combat in swg? I only played swgemu for a little with /v/ some years ago and never got very far.

>>82157654
the combat was what most people complained about since it sucked

>>82157667

maybe that's why it failed? I played swg in the spring of 2005 and I got bored very quickly and switched to wow that June.

>>82157622
we met up twice and then he ghosted me, all in all not bad

>>82157696
it was part of why it failed. the game went through a few major updates that most people didnt like, and then wow killed it for good

>>82157638
except ffxiv is a game about housing scarcity

>>82157622
it was like hanging out with any other online friend if im being desu the only difference was we didnt say goodbye after a few minutes of post activity silence

>>82157757

Yeah I remember the CU and the NGE but I had stopped playing around then though I did go back for a bit post NGE but mainly for the starfighter content.

>>82157638
world of warcraft is operatic in scale and symphonic in beauty though. also way more online relationships than youd think start in games...theres literally tons of people who got married from meeting in wow actually. they would do in-game weddings alongside their irl ones with their guild members and theyd take over a big church building and give stuff away to anyone who came to make it really full for epic screenshots. they would like give everyone a white robe and red rose held item or whatever their color theme was and give you gold for attending. happened like weekly on larger servers during peak player numbers era.

>>82157844
just as many relationships ended on that game as well. Countless people got cheated on through the game.

>>82157844
peak player numbers era as in wotlk?

>>82157883

by player count maybe but I feel like the true peak was during BC.

>>82157895
i was wondering because wotlk is when those kind of things had completely stopped from memory, though there wasnt much of that stuff happening on my server in tbc either

i dont like tbc because outland is extremely stinky

>>82157909

I don't recall it ever happening on mine at all. Sure I recall there was some flirting in my guild between the various members including one couple who were dating irl but that was it.

>>82157909
>>82157980
tbc killed capital city hangout culture by making it better to sit in shattrath b/c it had portals to all cities, and then shattrath was ugly and just literally didnt have anywhere neat to chill in at all so everyone just levitated above it waiting for groups or bg queues. that also completely killed people talking/larping in /say while waiting or fcking around in the cities, which was always very "kino" to see walking around as they say.

i dont think ppl fully realized at the time how much they flipped the pie even just with tbc but it was just the completely wrong direction, servicing gamery "efficiency" and "postgame" interests at the cost of the stuff that made it feel alive and lived in and loved instead of just a number machine.

>>82158075

I never had a capped character in BC until the very very end because I was dealing with heavy burn out from the game and stopped playing for a while. So I never really experinced the 'meta.' As I was still in school I also basically never did instances or dungeons, or even battlegrounds because at any moment mom might call me in for whatever reason and if I asked for a few moments if finish something she'd just scream at me.

>>82158075
yeah, i remember people doing different events and stuff like rp guilds but mostly before tbc. at least tbc didnt ignore the older world and put everything into the new continent like every other xpac, but i think it couldve easily been 1 part outland and 1 part finishing the vanilla zones. of course im biased against outland so i wouldnt mind if it was smaller as a result

>>82158096
i dont think there could be any meta worth the damage that tbc did to the game spiritually from functional things like what i described. i never really had time for the meta endgame stuff as a kid either and neither did most people...when heckin gamerinos talk about wow online, and all they talk about is mmeettaa, those are the people who ruined the game, or who blizzard ruined the game in catering to anyway.

just the complete ignorance of like...if you have basically a social scene inside your game in the cities, the last thing you want to do is completely move the center of game activity...like don't kill good things? it seems really simple?

if outland had been just a really far out destination that you needed to go alllll the way back to from stormwind whenever you had to hearth, it would have been a cool outer-reaches area and even just being in the further-in zones would have felt special. you would have needed to load yourself up with reagents, pots, food and everything else before journeying all the way back out there again. i wouldve made it so you couldnt set a hearthstone anywhere in outland (cause of da chaos n stuff) and imo in the later zones there shouldnt even be flight paths imo. make them hard to get to so it feels like really on the edge of existence, like it takes a full hour to get there just walking. that would have been epic, and you would have got a lot of cool devilsaur wars type stuff happening with guilds staking out territory and summoning people in.

but no, they plopped giant ugly shattrath right in the middle of the whole place for everyone to hearth in and port out of constantly...just the constant stream of people hearthing in, mounting and elevating straight vertically was so sad. instead of a magical new place it felt like when they knocked down the old penn station in new york and built what's there now. extreme boom warning for you young folks on that one.

>>82158157
i have to finish work and stop talking about wow cause i could like forever but yeah lets all play turtle wow imona be probably a goblin on whatever the na server is

also hey yall other people its like a discord chat except also with a game attached! and u dont have to worry about "being good" cause its a 20 yr old game & anyone who still cares about that is a complete loser!!

>>82158194

I can't even remember shattrath I was there so little and I can kinda see where you're coming from but they would never do such a thing for fear upsetting the casual players (though I fully admit I was one)

>>82158194
kind of like how silithus, ungoro and searing gorge didnt have flight paths originally and that ungoro flight path was added after i started playing so it was really late. maybe someone agreed with you. really funny thing about this is on modern classic wow servers they have(had?) bots that summon people everywhere
>>82158214
ill probably play for a bit. not sure if ill get the itch, or if theres something in real life i have to do instead

>>82158229
i think theres really quite a lot of people like us who leveled to cap but then didnt have time for raids or werent interested...such a "hard outland" would have been great for us "level to cap casually" players, which i think was the majority of the old fanbase really. only like 1 person i knew in highschool ever did raiding and that only in wotlk when it was easier, out of like 8 or 10 people who played it at various times.

i dont even think its reasonable to put "casual" there when that was the vast majority of people...its more like the tiny percent that obsess over raids and such are "dickheads turning fun into work."

>>82158392
you should rlly wait to see if i actually start playing it cause im known for hyping things and then just not doing them. but if i dont post some screenshots tomorrow call me a loser please.

turtle wow also has an in game radio station that plays "thematic music" and supposedly also has in-character-as-orcs talk shows. im really curious but i feel like i shouldnt play it til im playing...

>>82158414

I raided a grand total of once in wow. A couple weeks before BC came out my guild did the 20 man in STV, forgot the name with another guild just for shits and giggles. I think we wiped on trash even but I was barely 60 and still in mostly greens and old level blues trying to tank it. Hell I never even did regular cap instances in any expac.

>>82158423
not a problem. i get it

>>82158446
you keep telling me that like its unusual, but that was pretty much what i and all of my friends did, if we even got to level cap on a given set of characters. online gaaaaamers talk incessantly about le raids, but the stats show that less than 1% of players ever did raids in classic. in that light its just bizarre that their expacs have always focused so heavily on endgame stuff...

>>82158540

I have nothing else to talk about besides what I've already mentioned before. On my server there were like 2 raiding guilds total. I remember one guy in my guild leaving to join one when I was around level 30 or so and he was back in ours within two weeks give or take and never even saw MC.

I miss hanging out with guildmates, doing stupid shit and just not caring. As time went on and I got older I turned into much more of a try-hard and unable to accept my own failures or shortcomings.

>>82158592
i cares bout whats good for goblin;
what it is for which he's hobblin;
who he would, if could, be throttling.
me, i like to kill a groddoc;
ooh, am much averse to murloc.
not much patience for to fish,
thus much guts be in my dish.

this little mother is so ugly...imona think on a name tonight lol

it came to me already

>>82158764

I never even made a goblin character. If only they added ogres, thems my people.

>>82155564
I flip flop regularly.
Find the push of misogyny to be a lot stronger than the pull of cute boys thougheverbeit.

>>82158764
that's a great name

I have returned home from a trip, how has r9gay been?

>>82159476
i cant even remember what happened the last few days since ive done too much sleeping

It's going to be so lit when the supreme court overturns gay marriage this fall.
I can't wait to see all your fag tears.

>another crush on a reddit bisexual femboy liker
I'm short and androgynous and can make better gender noncomforming outfits than the Amazon skirt gooners I think but I'm not eurocentric and underweight and that's always what those fuckers are looking for. Like no yeah it's okay I'll kill myself no don't worry it's fine man I'll hang myself I didn't even want to be liked back by any man who isn't abusive/a rapist anyway haha no yeah it's fine

>>82159517
gay people dont even do marriage. wake me up when they start raiding gay bars

>>82159517
it's only gay normalfags that will be upset so I can't wait either

>>82159531
>gay people dont even do marriage
i mean, i know that, but aren't you not supposed to say that part out loud and pretend it's a super important civil rights issue?

you guys have to promise me that gay marriage will stay legal in all 50 states

>>82159525
you can still try. unless this was written after rejection

>>82159574
i can offer you 45 states

The only married gay man I ever met was in an open relationship and constantly hooked up with men other than his husband.

all marriage should be outside the law in a secular state

>>82159604
to be fair marriage is also a legal and economic thing

>>82159592
No I'm just mentally ill and think that if I'm not someone's type down to a molecular level he hopes I die lol. Recently he said he doesn't like curly hair compared to straight (I'm 3c) and I jumped off a building. We're gonna meet up in person with like 5 or more other internet friends in a few weeks and I've been thinking I should dress fem around that time and see if it catches his eye but I'm gonna feel like a clown if I change myself for a boy and he still doesn't care (many such cases!) but at least I get way more compliments that way I guess

can i get one of you that is kinda stinky to be my bf and make out a lot together and get sweaty together and let me read you books and and

>>82159633
marriage is a Christian thing in a euro/american context and fags make a mockery of it

>>82159703
ok let's read The Art of Computer Programming Vol. 1

>>82159703
what kind of books will you read me anon

>>82159722
i will read you out loud anything in the whole wide world if you like my voice

>>82159723
i like dumb pretentious shit like ij

>>82159676
Damn, the fagcrifices are real. Wish someone gave this much of a crap about me... then again, you shouldnt be so vulnerable to the capriciousness of others.

>>82159733
>>82159747
how about infinite jest

>>82159782
that's what i meant by ij

and also after you made me sweaty you could be like eww you're stinky and i'd be like nooo and you'd be like yepp smelly and i'd cover my face and you'd start tickling me and i'd start squirming away screaming and laughing and then we'd kiss again and

>>82159517
Gay marriage getting marriage overturned is only fair though desu. I've been waiting for a boyfriend for YEARS and the "gay community" hasnt given one to me yet

only gay marriage should be legal

>>82159748
If a guy gives that much of a fuck about you he probably has BPD as is my case if that makes you feel better about dodging bullets! And yeah I should really start getting crushes on guys who like me first but all of those are gigacoomer megafreaks or restraining order type of mentally ill so ):

gay should be illegal desu

>>82159888
Not like I dodge bullets, more like nobody bothers to shoot at all. Too autistic for normal people, too normal for people on the net. Just right to (hopefully) die before 25. But I get your struggle, being femme has been sexualised to high hell. Least not thanks to the ftm cunts on insta.

>>82159985
>ftm
I blame gooners with tomboy and femboy fetishes for hypersexualizing any form of androgyny not any femboy or whatever other bullshit got groomed by the internet into sexualizing themselves for validation, chicken and egg lol. There were hrt amab femboys way before ftfemboy was a thing, where do you think they got the goal from

do you think my cat is going to start resenting me because i keep saving the mice from him

>>82160266
Is your bf a catboy?

>>82160454
i dont know yet i havent met him

>>82160014
Eh, it's mostly the mainstreaming of being gay thats to blame, rather than gooners or those who sexualise themselves. Being gay is popular now, but only if its "safe" gay, i.e. being top and the bottom being hyper feminine or just an ftm. This happened thanks to both the hyper fucked up rampancy of porn addiction and femmes or aformentioned ftms sexualising themselves.

So, I think both are to blame honestly. It's kinda funny in the end, I believe we are heading to a more Roman or Greek understanding of sexuality, specifically, right before those two civilizations collapsed

>>82160266
He should. That's not a way to treat your cat. We don't take kindly to mice lovers around these parts

My kitties have never harmed anything larger than a bug and I'm going to keep it that way.

>>82156228
Yes but an anus can get pregnant with nothing but a big fat steaming brown turd. And that's without your semen as part of the process. So what you call impregnation ends up as a mix between your residual jizz in his butt and the meal he had the day before churned out into a turd.

I hate this fag so much, I know he lurks here sometimes.

BTW can I get a bf as a 6'2 masculine med study obsessed person?

I'm spending a ton of money on my guns again (though thankfully not new ones, though I do want that revolver really badly). I think hue was right about me.

>>82162042
Wait until you learn about vaginas

>>82162042
>meal
>ass
Chadbot for the last time shit isn't a meal

Nike store has some cool shoes but I do wonder is wasting 200e on shoes is smart. I don't wanna buy switch2 yet tho I cat wait to play donkey kongoo

I want to breed my bf every night anyway, who knows maybe a miracle will happen and he will get pregnant.

>>82162408
I already know. That's my point is that only vaginas create babies. Go look back at who I'm replying to

>>82162429
That butt makes shit, and so it's good enough for you to put your penis inside?

>>82162638
and 99% of the time men fucking vaginas just want to coom and don't want her to get pregnant. Same as fucking a butt really.

>>82153783
This is not a big deal at all, not to me at least. As long as communication stayed open I wouldn't mind a week or two apart once in a while. Real problem with 4chan losers is that they are very selfish and sheltered empathy wise, they just do not understand others and will always put themselves first.

You are probably the creepiest fag here you know that

Im down bad so hard right now. I want a guy to give me her aids so I can experience the joy of forming a permanent bond with a fag Ill never forget. Its wonderful than marrying a fag, you become blood wives by contracting aids. And then, you pass the gift onto somebody else and they join your clan of brides and grooms. I have a list of many people who have aids who want to cum in my bum and infect me with the fatal contract. I cant decide on the race of people to choose. I find it romantic to let a Latino guy into my bum to spew his virulent spunk up my rectum. But I also have an Asian guy who is so cute and he said his ass is really big so I could touch his poo with my urethra to get it in a more dominant way by mounting his aids butt.

>>82162682
or the other way and not stand up for themselves and get taken advantage of because they don't know how to set boundaries.

>>82162649
Not the same at all. Hahaha you are crazy for saying that's the same. Go read my posts again but slowly and pay attention to detail. That's what fucking butts is like.

>>82162759
What about if he wears a condom? Both fuck a bag until they coom, does it matter if the bag was in a vagina or anus?

>>82162849
I love these threads man, you niggas argue over the dumbest shit. I bet youre all a bunch of bottoms in hello kitty pyjamas, just lying stomach down and kicking your feet up and down.

r9g quality has rapidly decreased this past week, what went wrong

i came back this week my b
also infinite jest is a very good and funny book im surprised that people here of all places have read it

>>82163000
What are you talking about? We have less bbc cuckbot spam, less gaycel spam, less brad posting, less meow etc
One downside was that tranny femboy poster but if anything we are healing

>>82163033
i havent thats why i asked if he would read it to me

>>82162682
Kinda like needing time off from TALKIN TO YOUR FUCKING BF is selfish and weird? Imagine needing time off from someone you apparently love. And not few hours, not even a day a WHOLE FUCKING WEEK. It's insane you're defending this and I spit on every fag trying to convince people like that anon to date instead of staying alone which makes them happier anyway.

>>82163050
What's bradposting?

I thought pxlschizo stopped posting after his mental breakdown over tranny dentists and chem trails

>>82163092
posts made by an underage mexican camwhore that really likes transformers

>>82163102
oh I remember, we get a lot of strange folks round here

>>82163084
I didn't defend it I said I didn't mind it myself.

time for a new worst posters list? I think it is.

>>82163084
+1 Agree
A week or two with no communication will dampen the psychic link as well

Homosexuality is a wicked disease of the mind

I'm pooping again today. Actually posting while I'm on the shitter right now. Either I've gotten used to the almost-burning pain in my shithole, or it's significantly subsided now. Still have that weird red stripe of blood in each of my turds though, so I assume I still have some sort of rectal wound.

Go away fatpostle nobody's joining your 'cord

gaygen is riddled with 40yo femboys, save me r9kgay

Gaygen is making fun of you again will you really just let them disrespect you like this?

this fucking gen is cancer, bunch of estrogenized underage faggots ignoring each other like its nothing and posting bad slop for the sake of bumping the thread, I would kill you all with a hammer.

>>82163550
just 21 days until i start posting legs again

>>82163550
>with a hammer.
trip up shiza

>>82163072
i would anony

>>82163550
>with a hammer
You forgot to meow, meow

Imagine a kid walking up to pxlschizo and he goes "I got hairy legs man"

>>82163426
Actually it's mostly trannies and 40 year old bottoms like >>82163668

this image presented without question

>>82163972
>this image presented without question
*sniffa*

>>82163760
Wasn't me meow

>>82164105
Meow meow I'm a fat pig whore for ruotsi cock oink mooooo

>>82164185
Fake I'm a fat cow moo

some of you are very smoochable and it shows

>>82163225
that you should do, but to not be a pessimist you should also make a best posters list.

i gotta pee

alr i peed

>>82164253
Oink oink yay I'm such a pig that loves mud yay mooo

>>82164469
Yay I'm such a cow I love cock mooo

>>82164480

Yay I'm such a fat ugly unlovable pig whore oink yay ruotsi cum

>>82164423
You should pee on me-ow :3

>>82164498
Too bad meow I'm cute and lovable yay

>>82159604
The director of the public works dept, for the city I work for, is a married gay man. He's in a wholesome chungus monogamous marriage. I've been to his house a few times for employee appreciation events.

Meeting him for the first time was an interesting experience, we looked at each other and it was like a lightning bolt shot between us. I knew he was gay before he told me, it was a real life gaydar experience. He's the only other gay man I know irl.

>>82159604
One of my professors is married to another man they're rich and succesful afaik

Monogamous gay marriage bros... vindicated

mod 3ds now

Meow I'm lonely where husbie wa aba a

>>82164990
I thought you were lovable but no one can love you yay

>>82165007
People could love me and some do/have done but I can't love anyone yay

Gotta cook even though it's 92 out and humid, can't go out. Must control my spending as I've reached a certain milestone in the storyfortune that has shocked me back to earth.

>>82165036
When are you going to get a job

My cat is destroying the inventory searching for food while I'm trying to game
If I don't geta conclusion to my PC internet saga by the end of the week I'm going to do some bad things

i want to fuck my cat

>>82165056

No idea, not that scared yet and I still have several years worth of savings left.

>>82165082
You think finding a job will be easier the longer you wait?

>>82165092

No, likely harder but at this point it I doubt it will matter. Who would give a latter 30s fat guy with zero work history a job? If younger people right out of school are having trouble than what chance do I have?

>>82165124
Hmm true might as well kys now

Reminder that you don't hate story enough
>lucked into a fortune
>has enough money to sit on his ass for years
>no one can tell him what to do anymore, he is free as a bird
>has a home zoo
>spends his days killing himself with slop while pretending he has it hard

>>82163084
I originally brought the week thing up.
I'm used to being completely alone and having all my free time to myself, since most of my life I was completely alone and didn't really interact with anyone, so if suddenly I have to interact with someone every day, it makes me really tired and makes me willing to do a lot in order to be alone again.
But judging from my responses, I can safely assume that I wouldn't be compatible with guys that would want daily interaction, so if I ever decide to look for a BF I'll just bring that up early on.

latter 30s fat guy

>doesnt want daily interaction with his bf
uhh
uhhhh
*brain explode*

>>82165128

nah, not until all the money is gone. No sense is letting some 3rd cousin I've never met or the state of ohio get it.

>>82165129

Don't forget a fully paid for college education that I one, took 6 1/2 years to get with a shitty GPA, and chose a worthless major because it was the only thing I could do. Imagine if I still had the money from the college fund. I don't know what that would be but I imagine it would make a huge difference.

>>82165135
Yes I already knew all that thanks for confirming it I guess. People like you are the worst and should be alone all the time since they like it so much. Ugh imagine having a bf who is clingy and wants to be around you like ewwww go away

Meow I'm a dark evilous pissrat demon fear me

>>82165163
>No sense is letting some 3rd cousin I've never met or the state of ohio get it.
Hell yeah. And just like that I'm back on #teamStory

Meow I wanna suck on ruotsi's toes yay

I dated a guy that wanted non-stop interaction and it was hell
I couldn't just sit in silence and decompress after work, I had to be on a video call with him (I fucking hate video calling) even if we didn't have anything to talk about.
And if I ignored it to rest, he'd start breaking down and accusing me of hating him.

i dated a guy that wanted non-stop interaction and it was lovely but he was too young
i fucking miss him but im sure he has a bf now after all these years and im too scared to message him again

I'd want a kinda aloof bf like me, maybe if long distance we text each other a few times a day and call maybe once a day. I don't know if I could handle stop stop contact.

>>82165208
i just cant imagine a long-distance relationship
it must be hell
he has to be here

another frozen pizza but at least it isn't take out. I wonder on how long it will take me to go from pre beetus to actual beetus?

>>82165301
my big brother was in a long distance relationship with a dominican girl... it was a warning I guess.
nothing bad happened, but it's just no way to live, straight or gay

tru, even with VR sex, LDRs aren't appealing to me.

I think I could do an LDR, just having someone to talk to at the end of the day even if he was miles and miles away would make life a little more bearable.

Meow I wish the american boy who has a crush on me lived here

>>82165208
There is a middle ground here you know. Uhhh just don't date bipolar or avoidant cunts. It makes ones life a lot easier
>>82165281
Imo calls are unnecessary

Meow I wish the bunnymutt who has a crush on me lived here

>>82165461
>Imo calls are unnecessary
Don't you want to hear your bf's voice once in a while? Maybe I'm just showing my age you zoomers have another means of voice communication.

>>82165425
You're the type of guy to break it off the moment you get any real life attention

>>82165483
Once in a while not once a day. And I don't like talking myself but I'd like to listen but that's weird. I'm not a zoomer.

>>82165124
The city I work for is always hiring no-history no-education people to fill potholes and clean sewers (street and sewer maintenance workers). They never have enough applicants. A Class B or Class A or driver's license is preferred, but these are not hard to get. Starts at 66k/yr.
I think it's better than working at McDonald's or Walmart.

Boring thoughts broadcasted by boring faggots

>>82165519
Self report lmao

>>82165489
Yeah no fear of that happening. I would be 100% loyal.
>>82165504
for me it would be once a day, I would want to hear his voice and not just read text.

>>82165525
No, just an accurate observation of this thread. Your just being confrontational for no reason again.

>>82165518

do you really think a 35 year old fat, weak neet who has never worked in his life and can barely do a half an hour of yard work can do that job? It'll be all I can do to handle a regular wagie job.

>>82165394
i dont consider long-distance relationships real relationships
idk
its just messed up and goes against nature
much like being a faggot desu

>>82165545
Not for no reason, you're being a giant hypocrite faggot again yawn it's so boring

if my bf isn't here is he even a real bf
literally preferable to hire a prostitute

>>82165580
I see your point, however a lot of the guys who work these jobs currently are 40+ year old fat guys too. You wouldn't be working with 20 year old in shape gigachads, believe me.

>>82165593
Yeah you're boring we been over that. Stop repeating yourself*bonk*

>>82165699
Weak cope answer

Ldr is when you fall in love with a boy who doesn't live in your apartment complex
>>82165625
Soulless post detected. Initiate ignore normalfag procedure.

>>82165631
and they likely would have been working since they were 20 years old themselves not sitting in a air conditioned house playing video games like I did. What do they do in the winter though as well? Here from like November to march there is no road or other construction going on.

>youre souless unless you wish your bf was a disembodied discord call
i bet you enjoy chopping up bodies

>you're soulless unless you wthonk having sex without love is more important than love
Yes actually

I can't even exercise anymore from how hot it is. I'd love to go for a run but it's impossible. Guess I'll have to do that on my day off.

How far away is an LDR in your opinion? Across the country? A few hours by your chosen mode of transport?

>>82165883
More than two hours away

>>82165129
>>lucked into a fortune
you all must be literal children if you think a few hundred k is a "fortune." i made almost as much in one year during covid and where is it now 4 years later?

Thunderstorm soon, me excite

>>82165867
sorry i just want to have physical contact with the man i love i think thats a natural and normal part of human psychology idk about you with your disembodied discord souls tho

>>82165883
someone i cant visit within the day if i feel like it

>>82165741
nta, but they quite possibly get to sit on their butts all winter while being paid...well theres probably like equipment maintenance to work on also, as well as road salting and city property snow plowing which is probably the same department.

i'm personally considering applying to be a prison guard which makes about the same as that if you have a college degree, though it has some fitness requirements you might have to meet first.

>>82165976
You must be really dumb not to read his posts and see how he watses away his money and still have enough for few more years despite that. You must be one of those retards who spends his weekly earnings under 1 hour. He will never play wow with you btw. Suffer schizo whore.

>>82166038

Oh hell no way could I be a prison guard. My fat ass would be completely useless in a fight and I would get taken advantage of the first day. I think I'm just going to stick to regular wagie stuff at least at first.

>>82165883
Anything outside of the city you live in
>>82165998
sorry but physical contact with someone you don't love is useless while any amount of time spent with someone you do is invaluable. Soulless, like I said.

>>82166071
why do u assume i would physically bf someone i dont love?
i feel like theres a bigger possibility u could mistakenly bf someone u DONT love LDR since u dont even really know him

Just imagine horny inmates feeling up story's doughnut like body from behind the bars and him blushing helplessly as he cums handsfree

>>82165976
considering most people here here are broken teenagers and in the early 20s 100k+ would be a fortune.

>>82165741
Not true, they have not been working since their 20s, because they just hired some new old fat guys. It's full time year round employment despite their being little to no construction during the winter. I don't know what all of their winter job duties are (I'm an engineer in the sewer dept), but I know they don't get laid off. The sewer guys still have plenty sewer cleaning, televising, and inspection work during the winter. The street maintenance guys have snow and ice removal responsibilities during the winter.

I always recommend these government jobs because so many NEET anons think being a mcwagie for $18/hr is the only option. You can be a government wagie for $32/hr too!

>>82166061
yeah i dont think they stick you in with inmates on the first day lol...and i'm guessing that if you're under 6ft or just not physically scary they probably just have you man a desk or watch cameras.

it's my failsafe plan if i lose my current thing really...not sure how long i would last at it, but they're always hiring, cause most people don't last that long...not from being hurt or w/e, it's just a sad environment.

>>82166085
Because you said prostitute implying you value physical intimacy more even if it was just a hyperbole. You can know people without living next to them btw. Sometimes even more so as they're more likely to open up about their life online. And you can form connections based on similar interests which is a lot harder irl so you settle for just some fag who happens to be gay and live in the same building then you break up after few dates when you realize you have nothing in common.

Being in the city lately and seeing homeless people around has made me less sympathetic to their plight
One guy had a fort of beer bottles and a working TV, littering and loitering in a nice park too

Pxlschizo wants to lick 3ds' dirty spic feet never forget that

I'm lonely and afraid meow.

classes started back up yet meow? Or do they have semesters like the west in Finland?

3dspic committed suicide

>>82166213
he was always on the verge of being a normie, going to gay bars and talking guys and such. He's likely getting plapped in a gay club bathroom by a 53 year old tourist from Iowa right now.

>>82166055
he buys basic groceries from aldi and occasional fast food lol. my spending is pretty identical...but it doesnt matter that much if you cut food spending to zero, he's still gonna owe enough in property tax and car insurance that a few hundred grand wouldn't last that long either way. i spend like 200 a month on food if that, cause i'm small, but my rent is 2000ish and car plus insurance about 900ish, plus a few hundred in utilities...even if spent nothing on food, existing costs me like 3000 a month or 36k a year.

story's just-existing expenses are probably a bit lower than that, maybe 10-15k a year, but even if he could live without food entirely, that wouldn't last more than 10-15 yrs max, which is longer, but not long enough to make it to retirement...and there's the real problem for story -- which you haven't identified, presumably cause you're a kid or something - or maybe not american.

without 10 added up years of working across his life, he won't get social security when he reaches retirement age. thats a real bad pickle to be in at that point. but you just need 10 years at any job to get benefits, and they dont have to be in a row, so he could work for 1 year, quit for 2, and he'd get there by retirement age.

so he really has to get a job at some point -- how much he spends on food (which is pretty normal) is not really relevant at all....and if it makes him run out of money and start some job at a younger age than if he saved more, that's actually a good thing, because he'll have more time to accrue increased social security benefits.

so you kinda dont know anything kid

where is my drawfag top bf who will draw cute little gay pictures of us holding hands

>>82166105
when i was that young i wasnt dumb enough to think that, and 100k was 200k back then.

Seasonal personalityfags
Seasonal schizos

>>82166256

I won't even get medicare as it exists right now and I stop being illegible for the current version of expanded medicaid at 65 (assuming that isn't cut) To get regular medicaid past that you basically have to be flat broke.

I will have to work, I know this the only question is can I make myself do it before it's too late? I have problems doing anything I don't want to do unless I have no other option.

>>82165867
>>82166071
weird how you automatically assume that a real life relationship is loveless
It's like you're only capable of feelings if it's anonymous and through a computer screen.
many years of internet addiction and loneliness will do that apparently

>>82165879
>try working out
>dizziness and chest pain from all the wildfire smoke
i hate summer

>>82165392
10 years tops. The leg pain will get worse though

>>82166114
hey nta but i did an internship researching new water treatment techniques in college...specifically on the effects of a new catalyst that was intended to reduce chlorinated byproducts from hypochlorite treatment. the jobs in the chemistry industry were just awful at the time, and still are really, and in my state at least the pipeline to get a govt job is insane.

i was looking at one to be a lead inspector which only pays like 45k and needs a college degree, and it required you already have 1 year of "state inspecting experience" which would be like restaurant inspections, which i guess is a lower level job, but in order to get THAT you have to pay to take special state-certified inspecting courses and THEN you can *apply to take* the certification test...all for a job that requires a college degree and pays fucking 36k a year.

youre very right about the more manual govt jobs from what ive seen but i would be pretty interested in doing mobile lead inspection type things even at 45k and it's just such a ridiculous process...pissa me off. its similar with being a CSI which i was also looking at for a while, you can't just apply to it, you have to already be a police officer with experience OR work a manual minimum wage job in the evidence room for several years....how that makes any damn sense i will never figure out.

>>82166393

it took mom about 5-6 years I think. And my leg is already bothering me a lot. I think it's a pinched nerve in my lower back or hip from what I've read. Probably nothing can be done without surgery and even with medicaid I don't think they'd pay for it.

>>82166356
i'm the same about most things. i'm only working more consistently now cause i be le broke. but the sooner you do it, the easier it will be. i still stand by petco, since you have at least some practical experience there. office jobs are just crap now, they barely pay more than retail, & worse, the people are just awful rats from being stuck inside all day worse than ever. plus you can't sit anyway lol.

>>82165208
>dated a guy
>video call
It bothers me a little bit how you say you dated someone but it turns out to be just another online fling

>>82166451

I mean I could try it, there is one in town but it's a tiny hole in the wall location with maybe two people working there at once (or there have been when I've been in there)

>>82159531
In my city gay marriages have outnumbered straight marriages for consecutive years now.
>>82159604
That sounds like your own confirmation bias because I myself know at least a couple of gay married couples who are monogamous.
Do you have any idea how many straight married men cheat? Please don't be a homophobe

>>82159718
Marriage is a word, and the mating ritual associated with that word has existed for so much longer than that made up religion. Like thousands of years before the hebrews even existed, there were marriages already in many cultures around the globe.

>>82166256
You made a whole wallpost just to talk about your hairy ass again while failing to mention any of the real storyfacts or known money wasters.
>i spend like 200 a month on food if that, cause i'm small, but my rent is 2000ish
No one cares and irrelevant. He pays no rent. He has enough money for few years which no one is arguing against and you bring up retirement as if that was ever on the table. He has few good years which is more thansome of us will ever have. Kill yourself you dumb retard. He ignored your every dumb business idea hahaha

>>82166419
The best thing that can be done, regardless of what is causing the leg pain, is losing weight. But that's the very thing you won't do.

Everyone be quiet and ignore huebot. No one cares about your bait no more.

I hope one day a cabal of transexual zoomer dentists addicted to smartphones beats up pxlschizo as he is harassing people in the hotel lobby

>>82166071
You know so little about love if you think you can love someone you never met in person before

>>82166546

Maybe if I can stop eating fast food so much I can at least lose some. I've basically stopped eating breakfast or lunch (I pick one to skip) now so I get two meals a day. Once I got over the initial phase of being ravenously hungry I adapted to it pretty well.

Surely if you reply to anon for one more time maybe he will fall for your bait? I mean when replying to the same post twice doesn't work: you just gotta reply a third time. Brazilian logic

>>82165425
You know you could have that with someone who lives nearby, right?

bunnymutt come back I forgive you for reporting my posts even if trolling you is funny and even if you're a meow simp

Im glad gay marriage is getting repealed because maybe then gay people will grow some balls again. I'm tired of this lib shit

I could be talking to someone who lives nearby right now but I will waste my time talking to anonymous strangers and get nothing out of that experience while telling them they should spend time talking to others irl. Brazilian logic.

>>82166630
Don't worry huebot I got you
>right wing internalized homophobia
>is a lonely gincel
You get what you deserve

>>82166630
this "lib" shit is what granted us rights and freedoms in the first place. Funny you want gay people to grow some balls when you have none.
I guess gay marriage seems pointless for a gay incel.

Don't forget to reply to every post at least twice
>>82166630
>I'm tired of this lib shit
Right wingers want you dead *monkey noises*

>>82166646
I want gay marriage repealed because I'm a left and accelerationist who hates that gay people have become castrated by a delusion of assimilating into lib society. Also I'm not Hue

>>82166658
Not dead, they just want you single and miserable. That's probably why you relate to their discourse

>>82166656
Gay people have not been liberated. We've achieved meaningless "legal equality". If gay people hadn't been given le basic rights, there would've been Stonewalls until the institution of heterosexuality was gone entirely

>>82166677
So instead of the straights forcing up to be straights you want to flip the script and make the straights gay? Do you not see a problem with that?

>>82166596
you're not fooling me. Maybe you skip a meal or two but you compensate in the next one, you eat no vegetables, no fruits, only carbs and processed food. Come on story.

>>82166688
Gay and straight are meme labels that only have meaning under a heterosexual society

>>82166661
gay people were castrated for thousands of years, relinquished to the margins of society, lower than prostitutes and thieves. It's been less than a century since we graduated into second class citizenship, and it's been a blink of an eye since we got full coverage on basic rights. I doubt you're a real leftist with such wrong opinions

What do you guys think of bronze age pervert

>>82166691

Don't forget the protein from the meat. I want to see if I can hold this current pattern of eating less fast food and less in general before moving onto to other things like eating healthier.

>>82166677
>Gay people have not been liberated
I beg to differ. I can hold my bf's hand and even kiss him in public in most parts of the city I live in (apart from churches) without facing direct violence. I wouldn't survive long doing that 30 years ago.
We can get married and my health insurance is obliged to cover for him. That would be a distant dream 15 years ago.
I think that you haven't fully enjoyed those freedoms so you're not giving them enough credit

>>82166782
You're not eating less fast food though. Quit the postponing and buy some apples

>>82166804

I've ate fast food one time since Sunday. Before I would I have went out twice today since it was so hot. (albeit for lunch I had the once sandwich from yesterday I didn't eat then but that still counts)

I'm getting fit bros... slowly but surely... this will get me a BF right?

um where's my smelly bf that will let me read him kangaroo by dh lawrence

>>82166503
I'll stop being a homophobe when the behavior of the median gay man doesn't make me feel embarrassed to be attracted to men.
There is no equivalence between cheating straight men and gays who have a 100 grindr hookups a year.

>>82166952
ask any straight guy if he would like to fuck a 100 different tinder girls a year and he would likely say yes. Why do we get the bad rap for actually doing it?

>>82166970
>Why do we get the bad rap for actually doing it?
Ever heard of a thing called HIV/AIDS?

>>82167033
which only affects gay people and safe sex practices don't exist, right?

stinky bf to dote on

>>82166952
The only gay behavior that should matter to you is your own,and your partner's at most. If you want to blame the whole for the sins of the few, you're just going to adopt every prejudice and discrimination known to mankind. People are not statistics. They're not a point in a graph.
You won't stop being a homophobe anytime soon which sucks because being homophobic and lonely go hand in hand

musky bf who makes my mouth smell like his

hot in shape well-adjusted bf who is a fully grown adult but somehow has no sexual experience but also knows exactly what to do during sex (real) (he will be my bf) (this will happen)

I want my bf just as clueless as me so we can learn together and can laugh at our mistakes later.

Getting a bad hair cut is worse than getting raped

>>82161960
but the mouse is so cute and my cat wont instantly kill them it just tortures them for possibly hours

If the cat brings you live prey he thinks you're a shitty hunter and is trying to feed the stupid big cat who can't get food on his own. Same thing mother cats do to their kittens.

jaded stinky bf who has all but given up on love and then he meets me

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>>82167260
it doesnt bring the mouse to me i just hear the noise and then rescue the mouse. he doesnt even really hurt the mice he just catches it and then lets it go on repeat

>>82167296
yeah cats are one of the few animals who hunt for fun so he is just being a dick.