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Anonymous No.82151220 [Report] >>82151226 >>82151241 >>82151291 >>82151339 >>82151358 >>82151401 >>82151563 >>82151775 >>82151801 >>82151816 >>82151891
If I could, I would yaoi paddle all anons here, especially with the uke paddle. You deserve it.
Anonymous No.82151226 [Report] >>82151232
>>82151220 (OP)
thank god my dick is small and protects me from foids like you
Anonymous No.82151232 [Report] >>82151247
>>82151226
>Small penis
Definitely an uke, come here, anon
Anonymous No.82151237 [Report] >>82151303
More like the UK paddle

the UK is gay af
Anonymous No.82151241 [Report]
>>82151220 (OP)
im ukrainian, so what?
Anonymous No.82151247 [Report] >>82151259
>>82151232
you should be ashamed of being such a meanie
Anonymous No.82151259 [Report] >>82151266 >>82151326
>>82151247
Ukes are cute though, I promise it won't hurt much
Anonymous No.82151266 [Report]
>>82151259
stop talking about ukrainians like that weirdo
Anonymous No.82151291 [Report] >>82151303
>>82151220 (OP)
why would you hit me with a paddle that would probably hurt and i would cry and then you would get executed for violent behaviour.
Anonymous No.82151303 [Report]
>>82151237
>The UK is gay as fuck
I agree, now turn around
>>82151291
It's just a light hit
Anonymous No.82151326 [Report]
>>82151259
no i'm fugly please stop
Anonymous No.82151339 [Report]
>>82151220 (OP)
I'd amuse you with the first few hits, sure
Do more than that then you'd be one gettin a paddlin
Anonymous No.82151358 [Report] >>82151367
>>82151220 (OP)
I'd love to see you fucking try it, troon
I'd put you to the ground
I'd murder you
Anonymous No.82151367 [Report] >>82151389
>>82151358
>Troon
You would get extra hard hits for implying I am one of such vile creatures
Anonymous No.82151389 [Report] >>82151420
>>82151367
Come at me bro, lets see if that little stick can save your life.
YWNBAW
Anonymous No.82151401 [Report]
>>82151220 (OP)
God why did I have to be a zoomer and miss out on prime 2000s gaia pussy?
Anonymous No.82151420 [Report] >>82151517
>>82151389
You deserve more hits for thinking I am a man
Anonymous No.82151517 [Report]
>>82151420
Theres no women on the internet. You cant fool me with your dark magic, troon.
YWNBAW
Anonymous No.82151560 [Report] >>82152197
Proud recipient of a (real) yaoi paddling
Anonymous No.82151563 [Report]
>>82151220 (OP)
I would enjoy it. Checkmate foid.
Anonymous No.82151574 [Report] >>82151713 >>82152197
What is the yaoi paddle?
Do women just hit guys with seme/uke if they think thats what the guy would be?
Anonymous No.82151713 [Report]
>>82151574
Yes, that's how it goes
Anonymous No.82151775 [Report]
>>82151220 (OP)
My older sister had one of these
Anonymous No.82151801 [Report]
>>82151220 (OP)
go ahead, try and paddle me, make my day
Anonymous No.82151816 [Report]
>>82151220 (OP)
Can I also be paddled even if I'm not a moid hngghh
Anonymous No.82151891 [Report] >>82151997
>>82151220 (OP)
Nobody does that shit at anime cons anymore. Its too normie infested.
Anonymous No.82151997 [Report] >>82152084 >>82152121
>>82151891
Yeah, they're also banned
Anonymous No.82152084 [Report]
>>82151997
Yeah because it made the normals uncomfortable.
Anonymous No.82152121 [Report] >>82152150
>>82151997
They banned free hugs signs at a local convention because of pickpockets
Anonymous No.82152150 [Report]
>>82152121
Yea totally didnt ban it because of creepy dudes wanting hugs from the normals.
Anonymous No.82152197 [Report]
>>82151560
So, are you an uke or a seme?
>>82151574
Yeah
Anonymous No.82152661 [Report]
not all yaoi paddles are made the same