If I could, I would yaoi paddle all anons here, especially with the uke paddle. You deserve it.

>>82151220 (OP)
thank god my dick is small and protects me from foids like you

>>82151226
>Small penis
Definitely an uke, come here, anon

More like the UK paddle

the UK is gay af

>>82151220 (OP)
im ukrainian, so what?

>>82151232
you should be ashamed of being such a meanie

>>82151247
Ukes are cute though, I promise it won't hurt much

>>82151259
stop talking about ukrainians like that weirdo

>>82151220 (OP)
why would you hit me with a paddle that would probably hurt and i would cry and then you would get executed for violent behaviour.

>>82151237
>The UK is gay as fuck
I agree, now turn around
>>82151291
It's just a light hit

>>82151259
no i'm fugly please stop

>>82151220 (OP)
I'd amuse you with the first few hits, sure
Do more than that then you'd be one gettin a paddlin

>>82151220 (OP)
I'd love to see you fucking try it, troon
I'd put you to the ground
I'd murder you

>>82151358
>Troon
You would get extra hard hits for implying I am one of such vile creatures

>>82151367
Come at me bro, lets see if that little stick can save your life.
YWNBAW

>>82151220 (OP)
God why did I have to be a zoomer and miss out on prime 2000s gaia pussy?

>>82151389
You deserve more hits for thinking I am a man

>>82151420
Theres no women on the internet. You cant fool me with your dark magic, troon.
YWNBAW

Proud recipient of a (real) yaoi paddling

>>82151220 (OP)
I would enjoy it. Checkmate foid.

What is the yaoi paddle?
Do women just hit guys with seme/uke if they think thats what the guy would be?

>>82151574
Yes, that's how it goes

>>82151220 (OP)
My older sister had one of these

>>82151220 (OP)
go ahead, try and paddle me, make my day

>>82151220 (OP)
Can I also be paddled even if I'm not a moid hngghh

>>82151220 (OP)
Nobody does that shit at anime cons anymore. Its too normie infested.

>>82151891
Yeah, they're also banned

>>82151997
Yeah because it made the normals uncomfortable.

>>82151997
They banned free hugs signs at a local convention because of pickpockets

>>82152121
Yea totally didnt ban it because of creepy dudes wanting hugs from the normals.

>>82151560
So, are you an uke or a seme?
>>82151574
Yeah

not all yaoi paddles are made the same