Thread 82245300

As requested sexy black girl mirror selfie edition.

>>82245300 (OP)
bro the smell, imagine the smell after a long hot day

>>82245312
The fuck is with white people always acting like darker skinned races smell? And no I'm not black
She looks like she smells good, unlike your fat greasy future wife

Few times a year one of my exs and I have a catch up over text. Still as boring as ever

>>82245336
Thay big ass is capable of holding more poo so naturally she smells of shit more and black people poo smells more because of the flabotrunkons in their digestive system.

>>82245336
They do kinda have this spicy mud smell about them.

>>82245340
Do you end up shagging at least?

>>82245300 (OP)
God I just want a cute gf with a nice big arse. That's literally all I want in life, nothing else. Fuck me I guess, right?

pj audits has been attacked lads it just not right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79gE_DqAPlA

>>82245352
Nah, she lives in another country where she's from. Moving back over here October I think. The sex was never that mindblowing.

I hated drinking and parties when I was younger. Everyone seemed like such a fucking retard. I did not enjoy them or the company of others.

>>82245336
They fucking stink there was 2 of them in morrisons that actually left a stink "trail" behind them like a snail they all have that dank musty armpit stench that deodorant can only do so much to help, if they even used deodorant, which they don't

God I just want a cute gf with a nice small arse. That's literally all I want in life, nothing else. Fuck me I guess, right?

>>82245313
Cannot stand that old mong

The nasty smell of these black bastards was actually hanging in the air like a cloud. I couldn't believe it.

>>82245416
you have nothing to offer though

>>82245358
Do something about it then or are you content with crying about it to 30+ virgins on 4chan

He's not posted any videos in a month. Need him back asap

>>82245459
He's on holiday with his wife and sprogs

crossy is never coming back.

>>82245345
Try wiping with wet wipes instead of rubbing your asshole with paper over and over again to no avail.

That doesn't clean you.

>>82245336
not only that, most whitoids love scat and shower once per month yet talk about black and brown people smelling bad

waa waa where is my dolly

he had an amazing trekkie brekkie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55wbaK8aQlg

Wops munching ravenously on brown minge in the back room at CeX.

>>82245488
>brownoid seethe fantasies
can you just like go away?

>>82245533
t. brownie

Need a new laptop ASAP my dudes, this one is getting slow af

>>82245336
Darker skinned races inherently smell differently. All races do. That's not inherently a bad thing, it can smell very nice.
But the average poster on this website (despite this particular thread being /britfeel/) is unfortunately American, and the average American black is an absolute brimstone gorilla pavement ape incapable of coherent thought much less hygiene. So yes, they smell terrible, and yes, posters complain/shitpost about it.

>>82245336
>acting like darker skinned races smell?
cmon man...... haven't you heard of ABCC11?

Rate my scran from this morning leds

>>82245668
dont like black pudding or tomato
rest is banging

>>82245524
That picture doesn't even look like him. His face is starting to droop.

>>82245336
>And no I'm not black

what the fuck even is auditing

>>82245668
Good breakfast that liddy looks lush. 10/10 for me.

>>82245668
Looks good, apart from that terrible black pudding

Any femanon up norf want an east asian bf?

>>82245668
corrrr mamberg making this for tea tonight. Can't wait

>>82245794
are you 5ft tall?

>>82245837
I'm 5 ft 8

cor, i used to be 5 ft 8.

>>82245300 (OP)
Why did nobody post more beautiful black women?

>>82245850
Me too. when I was 14.

>>82245668
Looks LUSH lad, I'd just probably try to dry the mushrooms more before frying them and also add a little ramekin of baked beans. No black pudding for me though, sorry just not my thing. It might be for you, but it's not for me, but it might be for you.

Kek
Kafkaesque country we live in

>zimmy gets to crush hot black pussy and arse every night and I get nothing
life not fair lads, I love qt blackfus

>>82245868
Imagine punching that phone right into his face, and it gets stuck there.

>>82245855
>fat
>stretch marks
>skin looks like burnt rubber
>nappy snake hair
Oh aye.

On that Wednesday wuppagrind me. Keeping meself fresh for the pool thing tomorrow.

>>82245868
>Taxed
> Tax due: 1 August 2026
>MOT
> Expires: 12 August 2026

shall be returning to this photograph in a year.

Your taxes pay for me porn x

>>82245890
You going swimming tomorrow big lad? New gym arc incoming?

Sometimes I fucking hate women and their bodies tbqh.

>>82245890
Have you just woken up?

>>82245890
any word from that crosslad? bit worried

>>82245914
Anything else you want to know lass, like the colour of his fist shit today?

we all fist shitters in life.

>>82245921
That dog has just seen my arsehole and is making the appropriate face.

CROSSY CROSSY CROSSY CROSSY
THE WAY YA DO IT DO IT TO ME

dogs are veterans at seeing arseholes, they are always on eye level with other dogs arseholes and even sniff them just for the sake of it
t.studied dogs arsehole habits in uni

>>82245946
True but the human arsehole remains a disgusting mystery to their colourblind eyes.

canus

>>82245300 (OP)
>As requested sexy black girl mirror selfie edition.
She'd get a full load of cum if you know what I mean

I have been chatting to Crosslad on PSN and he has had a sudden loss in his family which is why he hasn't been posting here. That's all I'll say. He'll be back when he's in the right frame of mind. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Step back and take a realist view of things. What have all the endless billions, all the stockpiles of missiles and tanks and APCs and artillery and shells and munitions and drones and boats and aircraft and small arms and rockets and materiel, all the intelligence and satellite data, all the "unofficial" mercenaries, all the totally unashamed and constant propaganda, all the lives from the native population even going to women and in some cases children (some reports of even 14 year olds in the conflict) hollowing out their demographics permanently, all the destruction of their own infrastructure to retool for wartime... what has it achieved?

Nothing. All of the above has been thrown at Ukraine and they've not gained back an inch of ground from it. It's done. It's over. Russia won and now the West is just going through various stages of coping and narrative control to try and save face.

Pathetic.

crossmongs cat died again

>>82245993
Sometimes dead is better. He was warned.

>>82245887
But imagine her on your cock

>>82245973
Do women find this sexy? Like do they get all tingly imagining a load like that spraying inside them?

>>82245855
>Why did nobody post more beautiful black women?
She'd get a full load of cum if you know what I mean

>>82246016
just what i was thinking lad, hard to imagine a woman wanking to this, a gay lad yea, but not women

Did you go to house parties when you were a teenager?

>>82246030
i went to one, didnt like it

>>82246019
That's a full load?

>>82246037
Post your load then big man, you wont

>>82246013
It might be for you but it ain't for me

how about you teach GIRLS not to stare. they're the ones looking at my cock on the bus.

>>82246030
Yeah a few lad. Did you?

>>82246030
Nope. Had no friends

>>82246016
Don't know lad ask your gf and report back x
>>82246037
You can't compete little lad.

>>82246056
that would be against the board rules :)))

I'm not gay but I kinda think it would be fun to suck a cock, you know? It's way more 'interactive' than eating pussy. Nothing really happens when you go down on a girl, she just sort of lays there and then goes 'ooooooohhhhhh' when she cums. But with a guy you can sort of move around more, his dick is like a joystick you can move and go at from different angles and stuff, and then when he cums there's a definiteness to it, a physical response to the pleasure in the form of a big goopey load getting sprayed everywhere.

Not gay, just seems more fun for girls. Female privilege eh?

>>82245855
God i need to fuck a woman like this at least once in my life

>>82246114
Would you swallow the load tho lad x?

>>82246114
I am gay and agree completely. You sure you're not gay?

I'm sorry, I simply CANNOT sit at the professionals recommended distance for my telly. It just feels way too close. Like I'm getting disoriented and confused just trying to take it all in. This is the same reason I sit at the back row in the cinema as well. People sitting 6 ft away from even bigger tellys like 65 inches must be a cope. No way that would be enjoyable.

>>82246139
>professionals recommended distance
The fuck are you on about
Isn't that just the minimum distance at which the average person's eyes can't distinguish individual pixels? Nobody actually sits that close.

>>82246118
Get on bumble then lad. Black women are easy to pick up if you're white

people out here just spaffing on their windows

>>82245849
That's tall for a non-black

>>82245902

Not swimming lid, playing pool. I signed up for new team today.

>>82245921

Haven't heard nowt from him. On PSN it says he was last online 3 days ago. Hopefully he's sound.

>>82246155
>Get on bumble then lad. Black women are easy to pick up if you're white
She'd get a full load of cum if you know what I mean

>>82246148
They all follow it, lad. I can't do it though. They say it's to get the maximum benefit of 4K but it's TOO close. Pic related is the guide they all follow. I have a 48 inch and it feels way too close for me.

>>82246158
Oh that sounds lush, lid. Used to like playing a bit of Snooker in my youth. You know the lads or just jumping in at the deep end?

>>82246177

I know the fella who runs the team but none of the others. Will be downing a few jars to calm the nerves. Oh aye.

>>82246187
Just don't get too drunk and make a tit of yourself, first impressions are everything. Though seems pretty normal to have a few pints when playing Pool.

>>82246171
Yeah, just ignore it. That's nonsense.

>>82246170
>>82246019
>>82245973
>if you know what I mean
What did he mean by this???

so will copies of games for the first Switch go down in price, now?

>mite b cool to play Stardew Valley on a handheld in bed
35 fucking quid in GAME. even the digital download is (still) 11 quid, for a game that's always 5-10 quid SOMEWHERE online, and was released at the 11 quid RRP EIGHT FUCKING YEARS AGO.

other consoles don't do this shit even for hard copies. i'm surprised i can't get this, in a case, for 3 quid or something.

>>82246081
No. My secondary school was full of 85 IQ chavs who I could not relate to.

>>82246195

Aye will be having no more than 4 pints. Need to keep me wits about meself.

>>82246212
Probably not. Nintendo games retain their value over the years. If you want to play it on switch you'll have to pay the Nintendo tax.

>>82246212
11 quid is a great price for Stardew Valley just buy it. The amount of added content post release for free has been ridiculous.

just shidded and farded
i fink
derfore i stink

>>82245850
>>82245856
Cool. Men in my city are quite short, so I'm fine height wise.

>>82246289
Sometimes my loads are powerful like this and I hit myself in the face or over my shoulders. Am I blessed?

Accidentally spunked in my eye when I was about 15 or so

>>82246306
Gusherlad

Dole has moved my weekly sign on to fortnightly instead of weekly. Happy with that. It was a bit of a pain to drive down there every week.

>>82246315
Used to eat and play with my cum quite regularly as a teenager. Once took apart a Wagon Wheel, came inside it and put it back together and ate it.

>>82246332
First 13 weeks is weekly appointment and anything after 13 weeks is fortnightly appointments.

>>82246346
Well I've been on it for 3 months now. Time sure does go fast. Im legit looking for a job but I'm autistic asf so been rejected from most of my interviews. Gonna start applying for council jobs now.

>>82246382
Just stay a NEET forever like our resident dollies.

Lost the ability to shoot ropes, just dribbles out nowadays. Sad.

Honestly couldnt give a shit about how hard I cum or not

>>82246405
You should drink loads of Frijj milkshake. Makes your cum very thick and delicious.

>>82246289
this is how much I cummed the first time I did sexting with my black ex gf, I felt horrible afterwards and I had to pray to Hitler to forgive me for wasting so much aryan seed because my penis wanted to impregnate an african womb that badly

>>82246395
>Just stay a NEET forever
I would lad but I need money to go back to Japan. I miss that place.

>>82246481
Fair enough. Can you read Japanese? Would be cool being a Japanese NEET reading manga all day.

Just necked that stuffed crust iceland wizza. Was alright

>>82246497
I can read hiragana and katana but not many kanjis. I can speak basic Japanese like ordering food, introducing myself or asking for directions. The thing I miss the most is the clean streets, going for nightwalks in Tokyo and the cheap booze. You can get a pint of beer over there for 90p if you visit particular places.

>>82246508
Hate that most of the Iceland ones are stuffed with cheese. Much prefer a tomato stuffed crust. The cheese one just burns my fucking mouth.

>>82246520

The one I just ate had a wotdog stuffed crust. One of them fancy American-style ones. 6/10 for me, not great not terrible.

volcel if you wouldn't x

>>82246520
>Much prefer a tomato stuffed crust
You're a degen, you got it the entire wrong way around.
Tomato stuffed crust isn't gooey or anything, it's just soggy. Rancid texture.

I once shagged a darkie raw and moaned FORGIVE ME HITLER when I came inside of her, she looked at me as if she was going to accuse me of raping her

>>82246568
I must be gay because her body is unappealing.

>>82246238
thing is i DID buy it, on PC, for like 6 quid from GOG.

great little indie gem and it's on a Nintendo console, great. but that's not even the cost for some collector's item, it's a DOWNLOAD. yeah it's crime, but in 2011 you weren't paying 11 quid for Friends of Mineral Town on the GBA. you were emulating it.

i dunno it's just absurd, because they are directly competing with these other platforms, time has passed, AND it's not even a physical item? 50 quid for Dragon Quest Builders on Switch, it's 15 quid shovelware on PS4?

Honestly, I prefer normal crust over stuffed crust wizzas anyway. Stuffed crust wizzas are just another overhyped yank trend which caught on over here, especially among middle-class NPCs ordering from Domino's.

I like watermelons

True oomfies know crossy's blogposts from 2011. 14 years of pure drivel. Lush.

120 parcels today. Had to do 2 trips, 30 of them were big boxes. Hate the flat blocks on this route, takes ages, numbers are proper weird
Looking forward to Sunday, 95p a parcel because we're closed on Monday for bank holiday so there's literally double the volume than usual for a Sunday

>>82246568
>volcel if you wouldn't x
She'd get a full load of cum if you know what I mean

Wouldnt mind being a train driver but apparently they do all sorts of psychological tests so I probably wouldn't pass due to being autistic

>>82246702
>I like watermelons
She'd get a full load of cum if you know what I mean

>>82246016
my last gf said she loved seeing guys cum, always asking me to send vids of me doing it when we didnt see each other for a few days

>>82246714
It's easy to search from that year on the archive but it goes back more.

>>82246755
They're mostly automatic nowadays anyway.

>>82246777
Kinda sad to see the chart of a young guy with hope into a complete wreck

>>82246838
He's very successful. He's living the dream. Strawbs, Vapes and the love of mummy. Not to mention fucking his sister's tight arse every night. Corrrrr!

>>82246788
>They're mostly automatic nowadays anyway.
I was watching a driver driving one when I was stood near the front cart. They literally just pull down a on a lever, which I assume is the accelerator. It looks honestly easy to drive, probably easier than driving a manual car. I think the difficulty is learning all the signs and lights

>>82246329
How does one cum like this? Can you train for it or do you just store it until you have a big load?

Got some shoes off ebay last year. Some Russell and Bromley ones. Barely used and they're my favourite. They're falling apart and I can't find a replacement pair for love nor money - they are from 2005. I'm genuinely gutted lads.

>>82246674
It's mad how many pizzas are just shit, and people don't get it because "pizza is pizza".
I've had Papa Johns. It's fuckin orrid.

>>82246905
You honestly going outside in this tap dancing poofter clobber

About to boil the kettle for a wuppa x

>>82246946
Nice haircut lid, did your mum do it?

>>82246852
That's fucked up, she has a boyfriend

>>82246964
She's a right whore. I came up her arse and plugged it with a buttplug. She was walking about town shopping with Crossy all day with cum up her arse. For once it wasn't his.

>family member buys a pizza oven, and makes a pizza, and it's literally just cheese and tomato on bread
PUT FUCKIN HERBS ON IT DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING

>threads full of willies
WHY can we never have fannies? or webms of big tits and arse? why has it always got to be grim? post some cis female tits ffs sick of this

it don't matter none of this matters x

>>82246964
>she has a boyfriend
Aye, her brother x

Anyone remember Snog Marry Avoid?

>>82245300 (OP)
no it should have been whitworth edition like i SPECIFICALLY asked

>>82246945
They're actually roper boots, so pretty high and actually mens.

>>82246964
She knows what she likes, and she likes what she knows.

>>82245668
this scran is better

>>82246998
i do lad, that pod was a meanie

>>82247055
Very weird show looking back. Nasty little robot.

*sits next to anon and punches him in his arm*
alri ginge

For me, it's battered chips

for me it's tea and coffee BLACK with no sugar

>>82245312
White people smell much worse on average.

A group of white boys walked into dunkin donuts on my campus and the smell was so pungent people started to leave because the smell of armpit was making the food taste bad.

Can't believe Huw Edwards walks free whilst David Sampson locked up indefinitely.
Broken Britain.
NOT RIGHT

most indians I've met fucking stank, africans have a weird musk to them as well, my theory? all races have a scent, but indians do fucking stink due to their diet.

WHAT THE FUCK
I was having a really good sexy roleplay with anime lady in Character AI and just when it's getting good I'm hit with a DOESNT MEET COMMUNITY guidelines
are there any adult alternatives to this censored bollocks?

a big tit lassie for a change x

wagie fat ginger girl at my local coop REEKS I hate going in when she's there

>>82245300 (OP)
Do girls like that only date roadmen?

>>82247281
how fat are we talking here lad?

You see, my apu, he has been most vocal on the subject of going to doorway to dorkness. "Where's doorway to dorkness? "When are we going to doorway of dorkness?" "Why aren't we going to doorway to dorkness now?" And so on.

fat women are grim as man

people who shop mainly at Iceland GRIM
should be sent to jail

parents with obese children again JAIL!

my thoughts for the day uhmmmmm been grinding that the finals quote womfy man got that long weekend and payday coming up

more cash for the savings account BAWSHbx

>(famous person) bought six apples at the shop today
>they were wearing a green top

thanks, the news.

>>82247481
When he got home he put all those 6 apples up his arsehole. I bet he was like cooooor this feels like the head of a baby!

no work tomorrow so going for a night drive tonight i reckon

>>82247526
go to a local beauty spot just watch out for doggers

for me it's sparky4. unhinged trans weeaboo from /jp/, /g/, etc from the late 2000s.
just being "crazy wwwww ^_^;;", obsessed with Windows ME for some reason.

HIR PERSONAL WEBSITE IS STILL AROUND
(S)HE UPLOADED THIS VIDEO 9 MONTHS AGO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97s13NJQSDw

this makes me unbelievably happy.

>>82247537
fairly sure i pass a dogging lay by on some of my drives, at the side of a dual carriageway but its one of those that loops off the road then back onto it half a mile down, see the odd lorry asleep there but always a good few cars just parked up, headlights on and not doing anything, that road isnt busy at all at night either so i cant work out why so many cars are there, might even go investigate tonight

you have to wonder about these teenage/young adult weeaboos.

like, how many are legit crazy? where do they go?

SSM should get into plastering. Make good money being a tradie nowadays.

>>82247549
Hello sparky4

Doing Seaside's patented Bacon Bacon Mutty dance to get me hungry for a Bacon Mutty time myself before bed.
Life really is so much better when you don't gamble.

>>82247593
>SSM should get into plastering. Make good money being a tradie nowadays.
fascinating

has sean ever pooed or does he store it in his long GAY neck lol

>>82247610
>Doing Seaside's patented Bacon Bacon Mutty dance to get me hungry for a Bacon Mutty time myself before bed.
>Life really is so much better when you don't gamble.
fascinating

>>82247593
my driving instructor when I was learning was one, destroys your body over time apparently and he says hes constantly chasing people up over money and its pretty unpleasant, the earns enough to be comfortable but its not mega.

https://www.psychiatry.org/news-room/apa-blogs/understand-stimming-repetitive-behaviors-purpose

fascinating read

womenbergs in the office were loudly talking about how they hate podcasts as well as tinder, tuned most of it out as I sit in the corner but I regularly stick them on, why do they hate podcasts?

>>82247595
u know me?/ I NEEDS HRT >.< fsfsfsfdfx9001 wwww

i regret searching for old sparky4 lore just now.

jordan on /g/ was cool. i'm guessing he's just actually dead now. guy was huge.

don't care about any of the girls. they mean nothing to me.

>>82247670
im more interested in why they hate tinder, thats where women run the show

>>82247704
no they were just taking the piss out of men on there, not all men but ones I overheard were
>when men are in groups and they do that pointing thing
which I didn't know was a thing, they also slagged off bathroom mirror muscle pics as well. I just sit in the corner with my fuckin stocks on one monitor and boring youtube shit on another or I read, work is just adult nursery, so pointless, literally got one of those girl boss non jobs people post webms of on here and its so fucking boring.

>>82247745
>no they were just taking the piss out of men on there
of course

i genuinely believe girl bosses and office princesses are one of the main reasons the economy is so crap right now, theres no productivity and that means no growth

The fuck is going on here then? Just got to the thread and there's a LOT of gay videos. The fuck?

>>82247800
nothing to do with me boss ive been here 15 minutes max

>>82247673
his penis looks like a bald rodent

>>82247775
>one of the main reasons the economy is so crap right now, theres no productivity and that means no growth
True that lid. I remember when I worked in an office with a load of women. They mostly just went and had 10 minute chimwags in the kitchen every hour while they made tea. And when they came back, they would aks me basic things like how to change the font size on an email or something dead basic. Women are hopeless

something for le old fags x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBr2BYpuYCY&list=LL&index=5

>>82247282
>Do girls like that only date roadmen?
I dated a black girl with a body like that but subpar face when I was in university. She was really sensual and kind. White women have always been a disappointment to me.

why do some people have 'dark' penises even when they're white?

Russia taking between 20-30 square kilometres a day lol

>>82247886
Soo theyll reach Hastings

Bed bound old man lashing out at people on social media 90% of the time out of pure boredom and frustration. What a grim existence.

Curry with his excellent glasses watching golf on Sky Go.

>>82248003
Post link to said content, you wont

>>82248011
Genuinely would save the public so much money if he died.

>>82247561
Autism never changes. See also HHL.

>>82248018
He's getting his revenge on this country after they terrorised him out of existence, sectioned him and scuppered his dreams of living in America as a musician.

>>82248013
Pipe down Mark lad x

Just been down shop and seen ANOTHER dead pigeon. What the fuck is going on.

>>82248062
Sparrowhawks moved in I'd wager.

potential relative of HHL?

>>82248032
>scuppered his dreams of living in America as a musician
That was the schizophrenia

>>82247670
Normies know what podcasts are now, but think they're all Joe Rogan and Manosphere shit, not a medium that's 20 years old at this point, and mostly just nerds talking about hobbies.
South Park did a thing on podcasts recently, so I guess people got a new personality download.

>>82248062
The boatfriends are cooking them up on their taxpayer funded teppanyaki grills

>>82247745
What the FUCK is the pointing thing?

Women just need to not say things. smdh.

cola here ama

>>82245668
>brits unironically eat this shit

get some bacon, waffles and eggs.

>>82248084

Nah I reckon the local kids are killing them for fun. Some right evil fucks round here raising evil kids. One kid (not in my local area but in Sunderland) stamped a cat to death recently. Grim times.

I've really done a number on this AI lass.

>>82248032
He can leave anytime he wants mate

>>82248152
Bacon and eggs quite literally on that plate my blind cunt fren
Waffles for breakfast is so, so gay as an idea

AND WHY THE FUCK HAS IT BEEN NON-STOP OVERCAST FOR NEARLY A WEEK NOW

NO BLUE SKY
NO SUN
NO STARS
NO MOON
NO NOTHING

JUST A SEA OF UGLY GREY

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>82248210
It lovely

>>82248210
cos you live in a shithole
meanwhile in the south (the only liveable part of the UK) its been glorious

>seen that UFO on that Thursday night
>told britfeel (plus some people irl)
>they fucking block out the sky for a week in repsonse

It all my fault. I should have kept quiet x

crossy
eva
yanklass
pigeonroastie
nubs

miss them every day.

Crossy suddenly gone too. Feels like the dreamcore era is over x

>>82248287
hope they're all dead

I feel like that guy in Valentine in RDR2 who gets beaten up by Arthur and is just never the same afterwards.
Just had the life drained out of me.

sorry Sean we're just updating the skybox. please wait warmly and The Helper Show will return :-)

we all feel like that guy Valentine in RDR2, sometimes

Crossy will live on through me and through Helper's World x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZAPs65h_3w

>>82248287
>pigeonroastie
She's literally dead

cAN I have a name you all call me in htis general?
No one ever notice me
I want to be called something cool, like Chief, or Daddio.

>>82248309

Based gaslighterlid x

>WhatsApp for Windows keeps profile photos cached
>have to walk all the way to my phone to test whether i'm blocked

when there is lightning in The Truman Show, it illuminates the Moon which lightning would not do, or something

it the top cool trivia fact on /r/coolmoviedetails

>>82248327
He was a true believer of Helper's World. "They" can't allow it. x

Where's my fucking Meryl wife gf?

My Truman Show fucking sucks x

Crossy went over the rainbow fridge to Helper's World.
He safe in Flamingo Land. He knew the score, its why they try to take Crossy out. x

>>82248334
You can be monglad

>>82248377
NOOOOOo! I'M NOT FLIPPIN MONGLAD! NO! NOT AVIN THAT!

>>82248388
Classic monglad melty

>>82248395
well, I'll accept, but as soon as people know me, I;m changing it to Chief.

Every block of flats I go in either smells of piss or weed

i just hope the rainbow fridge is well-stocked with his favourites ;__;

>>82248407
are, are. Everything smells of weed now.
Worst part is they;re not giving me any.

Not the same since hamsandwichlad left

>>82248334
i hereby dub you 'Gertrude'. it a good name.

>>82248372
>He safe in Flamingo Land

It so woverly x

He knew too much, especially the whole "being pushed to suicide" thing. They snuffed him out. A certain royal princess is smiling right now.

Hamsandwichlad was a baldrew sock puppet

>>82248429
you are not autistic.

>>82248427
That's not bad. It is a good name.

>>82248407
You guys need more raccoons and skunks. We got so fucking many of them in Canada. Theyre expensive though, you need to pay for them. Theyre so cool dude. They eat most of the gross things and also scare normies at night.

>>82248447
Is this a rare doctorlad visit? What's the diagnosis?

They're all dossers as well, one woman moaned at me today because I gave the parcel to a different flat, it came up diverted anyway but the diverted flat didn't answer their buzzer, like I had been fucking around for several minutes at this point trying to get someone to take it, then she shouts over the balcony upstairs, said I've got to give her time to get off the sofa, gave her plenty of time, how long does it take to get off the sofa anyway, and I was on point for the ETA she knows the parcel is coming
>>82248414
Don't want any weed desu
>>82248451
That's nice eh buddy but what's it got to do with me

>>82248447

Who gives a shit. It's just another label. I'm me not some other thing. Cheers x

She also said the diversion was supposed to be if she's not in, but that's not how it works, there's diversion and safe place, if she wanted it to go somewhere if she's not in she's supposed to put it as a safe place, you can even put neighbours to avoid on there, diversion means it goes there, but I had tried both buzzers several times anyway
Some people are just cunts, most are alright though

>>82248467
They get rid of the smell. You probably got rats and tons of insects from all the garbage laying around if youre smelling pee everywhere. I never smell anything except for at the entrance to my town where we trick the normies into believing they are driving through a bad place.

This one goes out to crossy x

End of an era x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Kt-n91QDI

depressed of my life. Just depressed. Don;t have quite the energy to do anything I want to do, and everything I thought I wanted doesn't seem interestinf anymore.
Just want to be fresh.

>>82248459
BPD or NPD. they always WISH they had autism, these lads.

>>82248493
No lad the dossers piss in the communal areas of the flat blocks, they get cleaned so some smell of bleach but mainly piss

>>82248494
thanks HHL this is who i was on about in >>82185782

>>82248507
As a doctor myself (I used to be known as consultantlad many moons ago) I'd have to add that diagnosing people over the internet is a classic NPD trait as is projection

>>82248509
Hmm that sounds like a problem due to infrastructure placement. You need to clear the bottoms of the trees away. And, also face the houses towards the seating areas. And dont have many spots where you can sit down, you gotta put thorn bushes where there use to be places to sit. Also make sure all the properties are smoke free and punish with fines. Have cops driving around just to scare them into obeying the rules. It can be hard because there isnt enough money to go around and many guys dont have hot girls, so they just go outside hoping something better happens. So we needed to develop ways to keep them either at work or at home.

i need to start doing last.fm or something

can you just pure lie to it?
>yeah i've listened to band x and band y 10,000 times. band z recs?

To the people I have met from here over the years, I sincerely hope you're doing okay. It would mean the world to me to hear from you again so please reach out. Some of you were low-key categorically evil, nonetheless I wish you the best.

>>82248495
Life is too much isn't it? I don't know how anyone copes. Taking melatonin at night fixed my sleep, waking up, and migraine problems. I have more energy but i dont think im getting the most out of life. I wish you the best anon.

>>82248530

No worries lid. I am here to help other sound lids.

>>82248545
Just really want to be a new person, or ideally some kind of cartoon character.

>>82248494
Sure he'll be back probably on holiday or something and didn't want to mention. Nobody goes from posting every day to nothing forever. Except Shippy apparently but he was already talking about leaving for ages. Surprising if he actually has though.

>>82248536
>projection
as a counsellor myself i'd have to disagree and say it's more transference.

>>82248537
I haven't a clue what you're on about. I'll try different words so maybe you understand, it's social/Government housing, apartment blocks where they put the drunks, junkies and poors, I do deliveries there and the hallways smell like piss or weed because the drunks, junkies and poors hang around in the hallways and literally piss in the corners or whatever because they're absolutely smashed on knight cider or smack or something.

>>82248495
fuck off chika

I mean maybe releasing raccoons and skunks into the hallways would keep the dossers from loitering but it's just as likely they'd end up in the air fryer

>>82248597
Yea shit I dunno still what the plan is for those people. Like the best use of them I mean. One thing we do is make lots of them live on the streets in town, so when travellers visit my town they think it looks like a crappy place. Like they go to the coffee shop and, we got a guy without legs asking them for money lmfao. Yeah stay out there normie go walk around looking for a virgin wife. Yea we want them doing that in the other towns dude because sex is too dangerous to allow. But yeah I guess favella tier shits like totally inevitable. One way to prevent that is to literally just not build cheap housing. They end up buying tents to live in the forests or they sleep in cars. But because of the natural geography, they cant fuck up anything except their own lives even further.

>>82248619
where you gonna get the racoons and skunks from liddo?

Regular barber is fulled booked next week so have to go somewhere else for me waircut. Probably end up going to one of them Kurdish barbers and getting a proper spackercut.

>>82248638
Pets at Home

i'd be a smackhead if i lived in the local temporary accommodation place tbqh. friend talked me out of it early because he used to live there. smackheads in corridors, that sort of thing. one of them stole his door.

>>82248633
Its pretty complicated though because if you build nice houses, people will actually buy them. And nice houses are almost like an ant hive. And theres ant eaters in this reality. So you dont want big hives because then you summon big monsters. But if the houses are too shit, then you get like crappy people living in them. Something they seem to do here is, they make the aesthetic ugly, like they look cheap. But, its nice inside. Not like too nice, but pretty nice its got all the plumping and electrical shit and its like pretty good enough. And to also throw in lots of decoy houses where you intentionally break all the windows and board them up, and dont mow the lawn. So when you drive through town it looks like youre in the middle of nowhere. But those properties actually are like 2 million lol, theyre decoys dude just to confuse everyone.

Alri lads not been here in a while got some spare time happy to do a couple of examinations over zoom discounted for dee lids

>>82248687
Crazy idea I know but you could get a job

Knocking them back 4crossy now

Fuck it x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJNGXnvHYPg

>>82248690
can i have a FREE consultation?

if so, is it safe to take laxatives after codeine-induced bowel obstructions?

>>82248706
you say this all the time. it's still not a good suggestion.

Newlads do NOT engage with that proctology mong. He was struck off the register years ago and he's a well known nonce on here.

>>82248726
Fuck off swanny

Spaffed for a fourth timeington today

Did i not

I did didn't i X

Phwoarr

On that Eminem grind

ROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JX8j3vwrIA

helperlad helperlad helperlad yeah!!

semenologists, how many spaffingtons-per-day is normal?

>>82248577

Sometimes even I stop posting on britfeel for a few days when I need a mental health break. Always end up coming back though lmao.

It is what it is.

>>82248773
20 to 30

>>82247886
>>82248781
what's going on here lid

On them oranjebooms me. Got 7 wokkles left plus a little wodka left off last weekend. Might as well just smash through the lot now. Got fuck all on tomorrow morning anyways.

>>82248793
based love OJs me im on the jim beam lid

I NEVER WOULD'VE DREAMED IN A MILLION YEARS I'D SEE
SO MANY MOTHERFUCKIN' PEOPLE WHO FEEL LIKE ME
WHO SHARE THE SAME VIEWS AND THE SAME EXACT BELIEFS
IT'S LIKE A FUCKIN' ARMY MARCHIN' IN BACK OF ME


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxpeKhbeLm0

me? on them tramadols.

thought i'd get some ketamines today. buggered it up though. Friday at the earliest, now. going to pretend it was on purpose. making healthy swaps.

Crossy's favourite crosses(lorechecked as canon):
Crucifix
Saltire flag
Union jack flag
Crossbill (bird)
Crossbreed Priscilla (Dark Souls character)
Crippler crossface (masturbation technique)
Crossdressing (masturbation technique)
Crosswords (puzzle)
The classic children's game of noughts and crosses

Forgot to add Crossroads (Bone Thugs n Harmony song, Britney Spears film)

>>82248823
how does he feel about lacrosse (field hockey) and croissants (pronounced cross-ont)?

Do britts really

I love dark digestive biscuit

>>82248846
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/croissant/tripcode/4i5PPG9tdXh/ Updated

>>82248855
yeah. since the Chorleywood process ruined our bread, this is the easiest way to get REAL yeast back into it.

Can dyslexics do crosswords?

>>82248873
>only 10 bands

HHL runnin rings round this bitch

>>82248891
no reason why we couldn't

I learn to drive next year x

No more fucking around in life x

I think my trip to Flamingo Land next month will be the official end of the dreamcore era. One last hurrah so to speak. Enjoy the final weeks of Helper's World de lids. This time next year I'll be working for the council and driving a car.

It's over x

Have spent half the day roleplaying with AI chatbots. Pretty fun actually. Managed to get some NSFW with Spicy Chat. Seems decent so far. Need the premium for better memory features though.
Character AI would be great if it didn't have the stupid NSFW filter.

>>82248931
we can grass you right up with all the hitlerite rants you've posted

>>82248957

If you grass me up I'll just stay on bennies. Either way I win. I thought you lot wanted me to get a job? Fucking mongs.

>>82248980
Based and 10 steps ahead pilled

AAAAAIM;SOFLIPPINDREPPRESSED, ICAN'T ANYMROE
OOOOWOOOWOWOWOWOOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3gLoP71lQA&t=65s

EastEnders on that incel storyline

Beddingshires doth beckon, i do reckon indeed

Very well then. Shall be making 'aste, me

>>82249024

>EastEnders on that incel storyline

Kek of course he's a white lad. It's always a white lad in these NPC shows.

Take the blackpill and realize how rigged society is against US x

>>82249024
Is 90's hair back in?

>>82249036
tobefair it'd be odd if it was some Pakistani or Chinese kid going on about Western women losing their way.
would come off like, being critical OF them the way you or i would say "Japanese cartoons have gotten worse"

>>82249050
for help and support visit 4channel.org

re-installing the destroy all humans re-make, gonna complete it this time

>>82249050
joe_s9&74 knows the score

>>82249066
Leonardo DiCaprio boy band hair? that's fine.

for me it's seeing young men in the real world with 70s mullets + moustaches. when/why the fuck did THAT come back?

>>82249050
You realise this show is taking the piss out of specifically retards like you?
Even their cringe representation of it is accurate for lads who are low IQ enough to be far gone like you.

>>82249081

Kek the "help and support" thing always made me laugh. These legacy TV mongs (channel 4, BBC, ITV ect...) actually think young straight white lads watch their shows.

bleached spiky gel hair comeback WHEN?

>>82249103
by this point i'm going to assume Hollyoaks has touched on every single yoof social issue imaginable, with varying results.

what gets me is the fact it has special effects. fucking Hollyoaks, with floating graphics, wat.

>>82249102
I kind of like that that's come back though.

>>82249103
There's literally a part where he has a physical real life meme folder

i think at some point Grange Hill moved filming location. storyline explanation was some nutter lad bombed the school.

I didn't even take the blackpill thank you very much.

I took the Welperpill x

>>82249134
but it's SO specific i can only see it as fancy dress. reminds me of how someone tries to 'reclaim' the Hitler moustache every so often (literally impossible).

i took the pinkpill

>>82249087
I played through 1 and 2 with an og xbox emulator recently
nostalgic but not as good as I remembered

You know what they say.

Every White lad needs their own Eva Braun x

>shagged about
>constant feeling I need to pee all day

What shall I do doctors?

im a 25 year old virgin

Another oranjeboom down the fucking hatch. On me 6th wokkle now x

>>82249225
which % lad I always liked 8.5 or 12

>>82249192
go for a piss lad

Zammo chose life.

Another one for are Crossy

I know he loved this choon like me x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACNwMzZejQQ

>>82249225
nice one lad get them down ya

bros, had anyone ever mix coconut milk into milk and dirnk it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5nCEMfEo0w

mad how this thad lad was an actual nonce. court documents were hilarious.

>>82249289
nah because milk is lush, whereas coconut milk tastes too coconut-y (great in curries)
worked for coffees when i did keto, but off-keto oat milk is the best for coffee

if you're trying to cut lactose, get Lactofree.maybe do lactose-free milk and regular milk in a 50/50 split.

Might create a SSM chatbot.

I'm on all the sperg apps now, wish me luck fellas gonna get me a very autistic gf

>usb flash drive
>things\don't click
>\things\don't click\cp

lol

Waheyyy who's the biggest club in the north-east

It isn't fucking Newcastle is it? Cuuuurse it isn't.

SECOND IN THE LEAGUE WITH REGIS LE BRIS AND TAKING THE PISS

WHENNNNN YOU WALKKKKKKKKK THROUGHH A STORMMMMM

NO NOISE
FROM THE GEORDIE BOYS NO NOISE
NO NOISE
FROM THE GEORDIE BOYS NO NOISE
NO NOISE
FROM THE GEORDIE BOYS NO NOISE
NO NOISE
FROM THE GEORDIE BOYS NO NOISE

HOLDD YOURRR HEADDDD UPPPPP HIGHHH

>>82249362
Man United at 15. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

>>82249362
>>82249390
i don't care about the football

but uh, PISS OFF???

>>82249307
I just want to spice up my life and drink somethin crayzee

Brother tomorrow is going to a burlesque show with his mam and all the biddie friends. He has no idea what he's in for. I'm sitting at home eating frozen wizza and playing on the gameboy color.

>>82249362
sorry but were gonna fuck you up pal in fact we wont even need to

WISE MEN SAY ONLY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLS RUSH IN BUT I CAN'T HELP FAAAAAAAAAAALLLING IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!!!

>>82249437
trip back on, eva6.

all bratty/hyperactive zoomers? eva6.

even if they aren't, they are infected with eva6 (developed in a lab in Oxford)

>>82249443
Still envious of your brother then lad

>>82249455
we never walk alone fren

<3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDVEUkDRKCk

Crossy died so Helper could live.
we know the score x

>>82249482

Based scouse allies. You should support us this season. We're taking our fight to the entire Premier League. We're doing it for all the small clubs who have been supressed and kept down. Sunderland are sending a message to the big boys. The little guys won't be pushed around anymore.

>>82249480
Not one bit. More than content with my life thank you very much.

>>82249443
> playing on the gameboy color.
what games you got lad

>>82249521
Shippy? Or as the lad would say "Shppy"?

just taking that one anon's word for it about crossy.

>>82249531
You keep throwing little fits over him lad because he does what you can't

>>82249546
Shippy keeping the frogmongs and the SSMongs away with his dedicated Fascinating posting. He nipping their spam in the bud

hahaha boys and girls of newcastle united... i just popped over from liverpool to invite you to a little game on the 25th but im fucking fucked if you pricks even think of winning it (and you wont) hahaha

Garn feel bad when we tear poor Burnley apart this weekend. They're one of us, one of the good guys. But it is for the greater good.

Forgive us frens for what we must do x

>>82249564
>Shippy keeping the frogmongs and the SSMongs away with his dedicated Fascinating posting. He nipping their spam in the bud
fascinating

>>82249527
were not allies pal

Chika put the booze down and come defend your team.

>>82249548
Is crossy a crossdresser?
Just wondering because crossy is a slur trannies use for middle aged men in dresses

No tears will be shed for the dirty Saudi oil boys aka the mags, Manchester United/City/, All London clubs ect... you're our enemy and the Sunderland boys are coming for ya x

>>82249594

Fair enough.

Liverpool/Everton added to the enemy list. Mackems never forget x

>>82249619
Crossy was the cutest and sweetest of us all.
The bullies take their toll. They destroy the wee lid.

>>82249443
>burlesque
Sounds grim as fuck ngl. He still after the old biddies inheritance or something?
>>82249550
He's just keeping us updated on Btowers liddy.

>>82249619
crossy is a cisgender male who likes princess time and cuteposting and you should mind your own business.

>>82249633
thank god for that shite m8

Could order a webab wrap in tonight. Kinnell.

>>82249700

Nowt but a bunch of pickpockets lmao x

>>82249474
it's cut e tjat people tunk i'm zoomer

Might just get wissed now. Full-scale HHL for old times sake. This time next year I'll be a wagie, driving a car and possibly even in a relationship.

>>82249725
hahahahahah 1 game 1 win m8 3 gd is paper thin pal good luck

i just need everyone to know: i knew HelperLad BEFORE he was Mayor of Sunderland.

>they called their new ground the Hill Dickinson Stadium
>the fucking Hill Dickinson Stadium

JUST

Hill Dickinson?

WHO THE FUCK
WHO THE FUCK
WHO THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU
WHO THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBC-1UzkIW0

>>82249785

If I was mayor I'd go full Bane mode me.

You know the clips x

Will drunk welper post his usual Batman clips, Jurassic Park clips or Hitler speeches tonight? Stay tuned to find out.

>>82249807
u might have the "light" pal but were the shining stars

>>82249831

Don't forget the bar scene from Doctor Sleep x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgKWCAEdJjM

>>82249831
I'm feeling more a Hitler-coded diatribe tonight through to the early morning.

>>82249537
Only started collecting recently I have a few games. I have the 3 Zelda games, dragon warrior 1,2 and 3 Tony hawks pro skater 1 and 2, Pokemon gold and crystal and a few others.

oh aye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FKan5xqv6s
>BAAANE

>>82249834

Sunderland boys are here to takeover lid. You scousers have had your time. Time to move aside and make way for real progress.

>>82249669
I know mate, not something I would go and see with my mam. Just looked it up it's erotic dancing. I hope he doesn't get a boner in front of all the gang

Let's fuck this Premier League up x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgffRW1fKDk

>>82249859
keep dreaming of progress m8 were the known kings of the north

>>82249849
>the 3 Zelda games
cor these were great. make sure you do that thing with the Oracle games where you beat ONE OF THEM first, then start the other with your code (not sure if the order matters).

Wolves are fucking losers. If they didn't shit the bed against Citeh we would have been top of the league all week.

Pokemon is so bullshit when you look at Oracle of Ages and Oracle of Seasons.

>hurr durr it's just different monsters, trade for 'em all!

the Zelda games had the same engine but they were two different games with different worlds, gimmicks, everything. they couldn't just do that for Pokemon?

>>82249900
>playing nintendo games

Laugh at this fucking nostalgia ridden spastic

>>82249849
I think Wario and Kirby are me favs on GB.

2024 vibes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuglphJ2Slk

>>82249878
Yeah I plan on doing that soon. I competed them normally and then theres a second play though that you need a password from the second game. You get more upgrades and extra parts of the story.

>>82249910
Corr Kirby tilt n tumble with the pink cart? Cant wait to get that one. The cart has a gyroscope built in.

>>82249906
i actually emulated them years later because i was too poor for a Game Boy Color, only had the Game Boy Pocket.

so if anything, it was historical interest, not nostalgia? back the fuck off.

>>82249968
Barely anything of historical interest to them either. They're all blatant rip offs and watered down versions of SMT games.
Probably the worst franchise ever along with MLP - another franchise you share with a containment board on this website incidentally.

>>82249987
OoooOOooOOOO~
Whose pissed on your chips?

>>82249987
yeah yeah everything's derivative. you know what's a surprisingly decent SMT/Pokemon type RPG for the Game Boy Color? fuckin Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. give it a whirl if you're not 2grownup4fun.

At end of days I didn't choose to be born x

Flamingo Land 2003 vibes x

Crossy knows the score x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4

Tossa De Mar circa 2007 vibes x

What a place. What a holiday. Would love to go back one day x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzTQZrbboHE

I remember that 2007 holiday like it was yesterday. Me and these geordie brothers had this rivalry that lasted then entire duration of the holiday, mostly over this lass called Nicole everyone fancied. Good times x

>tfw Nicole is most likely married with kids now

Wonder if she even remembers me.

>>82249987
Pokemon > SMT because it's more intesting to have a team you get attached to instead of a revolving door of fusionslop. They improved the formula, simple as.

Same ol' Mistakes mode x

Throwback to the collapse era x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3OBsTTUsjk

I got Persona 5 a while ago. Dunno if it's for me tho. What's the basic idea with these games? I don't understand how fusing devils works.

If I go down I'm bringing everyone down with me x

>>82248152
This is delicious though, you need to eat more veggies my boy.
t.american

>>82248194
waffles are not gay for breakfast you faggot

Indian friend popped round and surprised me this evening. Didn't call, message me or anything. Ordered in some food and had a few drinks after. Horny little lass got her shag sesh and enjoyed it. Need to get some sleep me.

i miss her and we never even dated

Been a nice little wiss up tonight. I like when it's just choonposting and lil bit of shitposting. Sick of waking up to bans x

>>82250238
>Sick of waking up to bans x
Dont break the rules then lid. Just have a good time.

>>82250238
there is a place for us x somewhere a place for us x

>potato for breakfast
shiggy diggy

WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rAOyh7YmEc

>>82250244
https://youtu.be/cAu3a7CMA84

>>82250241

I am. No Witler speeches tonight. Just good vibes x

Necking that last wokkle of woranjeboom nows x

Not even that wissed x

why am i so soppy tonight

Went to bed at 8pm thinking I would sleep until at least 5am. Woke up just now and full awake lmao wtf is wrong with me

>>82250299
oh aye
on the wiss the same night as welper
it lush shout out

Bit of Ariana x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UE2kT5LxE0

>>82250311

How it should be x

We stand for what is right x

>>82250331
necking this wokkle of whisky
danny boy mode for me my lid

I miss 2022 era Volkshalle scene era HelperLad. Sometimes it feels his "weltdowns" nowadays are just a pale imitation of that raw emotion back then. No hate to HHL, I'm glad I was there to witness it. I'm the modern equivalent of them German factory workers in that Siemens factory speech in November 1933. It's all nostalgia now.

Hearing Welper talking about the council gave me the idea to start applying for them as well. Only issue is the pay seems pretty low. Like an administrator is 25,000/year. Which is more or less the same as a fulltime shelf stacker at ASDA. At least it's a comfy job though compared to retail.

>>82250377
he still plays the hits. that's all that matters.

>>82250347

Based. Finishing off that wodka soon me. Might go warage x

everyday we above ground is a great day you gotta think yourself lucky

IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME THEN YOU'RE MY ENEMY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3OtoO5zjjU

>>82250457
we standing back
and standing by chairman

I finish off wooze then go warage x

Collapse era is back x

wish i had some vodka

>>82250465

Oh aye. Based HHL loyalists.

We take Flamingo Land from the corrupt x

you're not going to the garage you pillock

>>82250477
order some

>>82250495
its too late lad nothings open

DON'T TRY IT BRITFEEL

I'm fucking starvin

YOU WERE MY BROTHER CROSSY

I LOVED YOU

On that VK nows x

You've been supplied with a false idol x

AND DO YOU ACCEPT THIS MAN'S RESIGNATION

RESIGNATION OF ALL THE LIARS AND CORRUPT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzK97Aaj_U8

>>82250564
good flick that

IT IS TIME TO TRUST THE PEOPLE OF SUNDERLAND WITH THE TRUTH

Fuck commissioner James Gordon
Fuck Harvey Dent
Fuck Batman

Fuck the lot x

STEP FORWARD THOSE WHO WOULD SERVE
FOR AN ARMY WILL BE RAISED


COURTS WILL BE COVENED
SPOILS WILL BE ENJOYED
BLOOD WILL BE SHED

It's getting a bit hitlery in here

Comedy is subjective britfeel x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbliHNs4q14

Doxxing me. Sharing my YouTube videos x

You just wanted to make fun of me x

You're just like the rest of em x

>>82250618
>>82250639
You finished? I mean, there's so much self-pity Helper. It feels like you're making excuses for killing those young spackers. Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, not everybody is awful.

Fucking Hell just spent two hours elaborately roleplaying with a chatbot I made. An old schoolfriend goth who works in a use media store. She invited me over for lunch and we got pissed and declared our love before having sweet messy sex. Corrrrrrr! The AI really throws some stuff at you. She made up this entire story about us sneaking into an abandoned asylum and everything.

>>82250667

How about another shitpost britfeel?

Everybody is awful these days. It's enough to drive anyone crazy.

It's fucking optional pal

It's fucking optional x

I stay up whenever want get pissed whatever night I want and it's paid for by the taxpayer. How it should be x

I could go warage right fucking now and spunk some coin a wacket of tabs and some more wooze but I cba maybe I will. Maybe I won't.

Like I said, it's all optional. i change my mind by the fucking minute x

>>82250677
AI anon i've witnessed your descent into AI madness over the course of the afternoon/evening.

i think you should stop. she's not real, lad.

Heil fucking Hitler x

Dreamcore vibes on tap x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfqzl6e_4q4

THE STATE DOES NOT ORDER US

WE ORDER THE STATE

Spiritually, I'm in Germany. 1934.

Dreamcore era x

Look at what we destroyed so Pakistani rapists could run rampant in our towns. Must be mad.

Global capitalism won. America won. Not Britain.

It's always important to remember that. We were losers just as much as the Germans and Italians.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckDxCsjUoEk&t=377s

i don't agree with these people. the speeches in this film DEFINITELY have some dodgy bits. i'd even call these people 'evil'.

the film does make it look all exciting, though.

america hasn't won haha

The entire world worships money.

The dollar is god. You can't live without money.

What a truly evil system when money controls us.

>>82250855

Then who did? The Soviets? They're fucking gone mate. Israel/Jews won but only because they controlled American goys. Muslims/Arabs lowkey won by staying out of it.

>>82250876
Vishnu as Kalki won

>>82250891

What's that some Hindo/Sikh bullshit? Who gives a shit about your non-White mumbo jumbo. You're only in Britain because the good guys lost in WW2.

try and communicate or reason with retards in dota 2, nah fuck that, just mute whoevers being a dumbass and don't type anything in any game for any reason, won 5 games in a row, got that +100 mmr today it lovely, support not harrasing or denying, don't ask them to do it, they too stupid in the first place if you asked them they would just argue with you and makes the team tilted and you lose, better to just accept there shit and make the best of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s5zcXccNMY
kino film/album. a spooky vision of Helper's Britain.

>>82250901
hitler was an avatar of vishnu and will return as kalki

I want to be like MrBeast x

Sponsor me pls x
I make brainrot videos for young people x

Haha support Israel and China x

Worship money x

>>82250863
You going to be Ryan Gosling in Drive once you got your wheels x

WORSHIP MONEY
MONEY IS GOD
MONEY IS EVERYTHING
BUY BUY BUY
SELL SELL SELL

New thread needed

>>82250939

Can't afford a car without money. I'm just a slave like the rest of you. I will still take the piss out of this capitalist system though. What's my alternative? Live on the streets and die?

Capitalists have total control.

>>82250961
Driving lessons are pretty expensive now. Better investing in your future than pissing it away on bags though

We're in the system of a genius. Some autistic fuck perfected the total system of control.

>>82250973

True that. Only got a wag last weekend because some cunt pulled me in town when I was drunk af. Only give him 25 quid though. The waggington wasn't bad he must have been desperate for the sale.

>>82250954
new fred cooking frfr

Night still young x

Get cooking x

get in de lids
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