Thread 82297744

Height difference edition!
Previous gay >>82279094
Thread question: Would you prefer your fbf be shorter than you, or taller than you?

>>82297744 (OP)
>shorter
>>82297744 (OP)
>taller
>>82297744 (OP)
>edition

>>82297744 (OP)
around the same height, a little taller or shorter doesn't matter just no huge differences.

>>82297744 (OP)
Taller so much taller that I'd have to get on my tippy toes to kiss him. That's the ideal.

>>82297744 (OP)
hmm taller would be cute :D but idrc

>>82297744 (OP)
I need your help gays I have trouble sleeping and I feel like like I'm a raging freight train spiraling out of control should I see a doctor about this

>>82297744 (OP)
boys owe me hugs

Guy on a motorcycle pulled out in front of me and I came within about a foot or two of turning him into roadpaste then flips me off and starts I guess cussing me out.

I'm very nervous now, need a bf to calm me down.

slightly shorter

>>82297839
Motorcyclists are basically dying to become one with the road with how some of them drive so I don't really get what the fuck his problem was.
I have yet to see a car accident video where it wasn't the biker's fault.

>>82297870
He was making a right on red and I was going straight. I guess he didn't see me or whatever but I didn't slam on my brakes I would have killed his dumb ass because I was going 45. He wasn't wearing a helmet or any safety gear either.

>>82297894
well judging by the traffic laws I know, you did nothing wrong.
bikers are retarded, don't lose sleep over it.

>be me an alcoholic
>bus to liquor store
>liquir store is out of the liquor i want
>cashier accuses me of stealing
>bus home
>stuck in traffic because of a collision
>decide to take the boat instead
>miss the boat by 1 minute
>forced to incelwalk the streets for an hour
>finally get on a boat
>now waiting half an hour for the next bus home
another hellish day

>>82297894
that's dumb, i hope he understands how vulnerable he is on that thing :P

>>82297839
>need a bf to calm me down.
me too anon.. me too

>>82297929
He looked like a typical biker too, I was half expecting him to pull out a gun.

>>82297744 (OP)
>Would you prefer your fbf be shorter than you, or taller than you?
usually i dont mind, but ive been getting close with this one guy whos like 5'3ft, with me being 5'12ft and its been way more fun then i imagined
its so cute having a someone as small as him cause i love to imagine picking him up and carrying him around to annoy him among other things

>>82297744 (OP)
Couldn't care less/undecided yet, no guy will ever love me and call me bf anyway. I'm 6'4" and idc because a lot of guys will be shorter.

some people are better off dead

>>82298439
Why do you feel that way, Anon?
Something happened?

life is so funny

>>82298535
im just fucked, its all fucked

>>82297744 (OP)
I dont want to sound like a chad bottom here, but i would prefer if he is taller. mind i am 5"3 so not a big ask and all but still would be better if he was like 5"6 or up.

hairy arms

waaaa where is my hairy armed bf im gonna kms

fuck yes, but I'd said hairy everything.
a fuzzy bf is what I need, even if he's not hairy at the beginning I'll fix that and turn him into a werewolf

>>82299279
true but arms are the most important part

>>82299279
after typing that out I realized how hot it'd be to groom a guy into being super hairy.
would any anon agree to that if their fbf asked them to do it?

>>82297744 (OP)
Idc really. It would be nice if he were taller but not too tall. But shorter is good too. I just want a bf

>>82298830
I'm so jealous of short bottoms it's unreal.

>t. 6ft tall

Fuck my chudseal life meow

how come there isnt a reverse conversion camp that will force me to accept and be happy with being gay?

im too anxious and inhibited to do anything on my own, i cant handle it

Prisongay bait and tranny imagery, do not interract

how can i get my normie straight crush to love me back

>>82299558
fuck off, retard
cute boys are not trans, liking guys and only guys makes you gay not prison gay

>>82299596
Impossible. Even if you convinced him to have sex with you, he would not love you and would dump you for a foid one day

>>82299596
You don't. You just accept that it's over and that it doesn't matter like me.

I'm catless for two days

I woke up at 7 am and finally broke my fast 10 minutes ago at 330. I've never made it this long without eating, and it was the most delicious bowl of plain rice with scrambled egg in it I've ever eaten in my life. I'm not giving up, I'm going to lose all this revolting fat on my fucking body. It's fucking working, but it's leaving me too weak to do anything but rot.

if my fbf isnt giga anorexic i dont want him

>>82299727
>>82299734
why live if he dorsnt like me

>>82300143
I need to lose weight I was over 500 lbs unironically. I might still be but I don't think so any more, I last weighed myself on august 1st. I'm the farthest thing from anorexic.

>>82300166
holy shit
i was 150 at 6 feet at my suicide from fat weight
you would be chad if you lost weight you shouldnt post here

>>82300166

and I thought I was fat at around 280ish. I am but at least I'm not that bad. I don't think I could even fir through doorways and stuff at 500lbs.

>>82300185
>>82300207
I coped for about 4 years by telling myself that I'm nearly 7 feet tall but it doesn't make it magically ok. I deserve the ridicule for now, but it's moving in the right direction now so it won't be for long.

Meow where husbie nyaa

hey guys so us incels realized that the whole women thing wasn't ever going to amount to anything and basically we're turning gay. we'll be top or asex, mostly just want another human being to talk to and care about.

>>82300501
Sorry buddy, it's alright to be friends and all, but it would hurt my soul to be in a sham relationship where only one of us was attracted to the other one. I've already had something similar when I caught feelings for my best friend in high school.

>>82300454

I'm 5'10 and was skinny until roughly 8 years ago when I gained weight rapidly.

make a move for your gyatt and i'll bury you

how many of you used to be bronies

>>82297744 (OP)
Genuine question for femboys: would you ever date those effeminate mid transition ftm poons (the ones with no tits weird big clit pussy)?

If having a cock is super important to you what's your favorite kind of dick

>>82300906
there are no femboys here, they are out getting dick while we sit here and complain.

>>82300920
I meant femboy the mentality not the physique

Austria vassal swarm in crimeamod is too based

if you live in a 10k + town/city you cannot be gaycel

I have an aunt and friend from Austria, do I count as an honorary australian ?

>>82300906
>r9gay
>would you ever date mentally ill women
fucking retard

>>82301016
I live in a 6 mil shithole and I'm still a gaycel because I will never be a cute attractive bottom and will never have a bf.

>>82301016
I live in a 5k white paradise and am a fakecel

>>82301063
>anon will never be your cute bottom husband
grim

is it weird that I'm kinda feminine in my mannerism but I still just want to top? Like I have no desire to put anything but my butt at all, not even to try it.

>>82299501
>reverse conversion camp that will force me to accept and be happy with being gay?
There is one, actually.

>>82301063
You can be an unattractive bottom and get an ugly bf

>>82300927
What's the femboy mentality? Genuinely curious

>>82301283
YUCK, i'd rather be celibate (involuntarily so, hence 'gaycel')

>>82301301
You'd rather be alone than date your looksmatch? Sounds kinda selfish

>>82301259
that only comes from within, not to sound like hue here but the only the person can accept and be happy with your gayness is you.

Incel lingo is the most cringe shit of all time

>>82301367
>promiscuous insentient cumdumpster can't into 'cel argot
tell me why fags are widely reviled again, sweetie?

>>82301361
True. But to put things in perspective, if you are struggling with self acceptance, and you surround yourself with homophobic propaganda and closeted gays, your environment is not helping.
By contrast, being surrounded by positivity and acceptance will have some effect on your mentality.

>>82301379
I think the point is that regardless of what anyone else thinks, you revile fags, even yourself, and that's the source of the trouble

>>82301379
Argue with hue some more instead, fakegaycel nigger

>>82301232
Let's be honest, without any experience, what you "want" is meaningless. You just don't know any better. You don't know what you will feel like during sex. Your femininity will express itself by making you lift that scrawny ass up in the air and let a manlier man use it.

Will your fbf have curly hair or straight hair?

>>82301427
from what I understand most bottoms want to play with and do things with their butts. I don't, I want to fuck other's butts even though I'm a little wimp who likes cute things.

>>82301431
You will love your fbf regardless of his hairstyle and you're gonna be fucking pleased about it

>>82301447
>from what I understand
Your understanding is very limited. Once you get some real sex experience, you will see things differently. you will realize how much of a femme bottom you truly are

r9gaymobile

I got fucked for several hours today, my ass has never been this sore. I can't even remember the last time someone fucked me like that. Probably never. I think he came 5 times. Maddening

sex havers leave, this is an incel thread. Even if he was your bf don't come here to rub it in.

>>82301494
very punchable

anal havers please leave, this in an oral only thread

i have no mouth and i must suck cock

what is it with gays here and anal, why are you so against it

>>82301870
one I'm lazy and don't want to prep, two I don't want to get my ass blown out and have to wear diapers.

Don't qorry story, you're gonna need diapers anyway so might as well get your back blown by a BBC or two

ketchup and mustard belong on mcn cheese
pbj belongs on brownies
anchovies belong in a caesar salad

>>82301915
you'll be my first execution decree when I become emperor

>>82301879
That won't happen unless you take fists up your ass for years. I'll tell y'all, some of you are so detached

I'd be better off dead

Not a thought, not a fault
Not a wrong, nothing's off
Nothing's broken
Do you believe in love?

Finally cooked some burgers and they did nothing but upset my stomach. Now I have to take out the trash with an upset stomach.

How are you all so tall (amd gaycels)?

i'm barely over 5 feet tall and a gaycel

I'm 5 '10 and too tall to make a cute bottom and too short to be a good dom top that makes bottoms cream themselves.

I'm 6'3 & STILL an autistic twink gaycel.

My back is killing me and I still have more trash to do and the 9's litterboxes to change.

>>82302429
I'm average height
but I do buy AMD

Awhile ago I posted about my mom dying in the hospital and some of you seemed concerned. She survived, miraculously, even tho the doctors said she wouldn't. She's not well physically or mentally but she's alive at least

>>82303223

Lucky, enjoy your time with her. You get a last chance, I never did.

>>82303234
I didnt get a last chance with my dad so I know the feeling, him and I had an argument the night before and he was dead next morning

>>82303257
Oops didn't take trip off my bad

>>82303257

that's how it was with mom, kinda. She was fine, told me she was laying down for a bit, then 30-45 minutes later she was struggling to breathe and died before the ambulance could get there. They got her back at the hospital but she was brain dead. Though she died 3 days later I really lost her then and there.

>>82303283
Dad just got fucked up on pills and didn't come back from one of his uhhh trips. They told me he had cancer but I think that was shit made up by my mom to not ruin dad's image to me and the other kids, but I was arguing with him the night before I knew he was high off of fucking pills

>>82303304

ironically my dad also died of an overdose, this happened when I was 5 and he was just straight up addict though.

>>82303319
Didn't lose my dad till I was 16, cant say I got a lot of time with him tho he was always in jail. There were two years where he stayed out of jail and those two years was the only time I got to spend with him before he od'd

>>82303339

I barely even remember mine, he wasn't in jail but if he continued in that lifestyle he would have been before too long. He had his addiction beat for a number of years and then relapsed shortly after I was born.

>>82303349
I feel a lil bad because I coped with what was happening to my mom and what happened to my dad by abusing substances. I dont remember if I mentioned it but mom's problem was also substance abuse, she was an alcoholic and shooting up morphine and it destroyed her liver

>>82303304
My dad was diagnosed with cancer recently and ironically I was so relieved. His mind's been going for a while and he's just fighting to not be angry and hateful ALL the time. There's this feeling from everyone (including him) that's like, "finally! get this guy outta here!"

Damn thats sad anon. I bet some hot gay sex would cheer you up

why dont we all just put our ass on soc and get plapped? Seems easy like guaranteed sex and we wont be gaycels anymore

my soulmate is the same height as me

>>82304037
what are the advantages of doing this compared to hopping on grindr

>>82300158
it's okay anon let me hug you and you'll feel way better

>>82304215
Well The appeal to me is that bc im a virgin, I could lose it with a cute neet boy who shares my humor, rather than some old dude who just sees me a sex object

>>82304362
one time i went to /soc/ and looked at a thread about my area and everyone was a hypernorm and 30+ years old

i got tired of how helpless and lonely i feel having no one to confide in and decided to treat myself like i was a hypothetical partner in bed, it was very comfy, i imagined i was kissing and then gave myself a handjob, and then i even cuddled and told myself "i love you" and that i'd never leave because we'd always be one, sigh i don't know if i'm going insane or healing
>>82304372
yeah unfortunately those normalfags dominated the threads / discord for my area too and essentially laughed me out of the room when i tried to find someone anyway

>>82304372
Hm well maybe age isnt the issue. We are both bottoms after all. But I would just rather have sex with someone who I can relate to more which would likely be a fellow 4channer. I havent been to soc in a while myself admittedly so idk.

r9g orgy when?

>no infinitwink chink bf
it never even began
>>82304547

once you go yellow you never go back

i wanna learn spanish, any native speakers here that i can ask grammar questions or something on discord
>>82304645
im a chink and i look 80 years old despite being 19

>>82304645
jesus fucking christ that shit made my jaw DROP

It's amazing what not smoking, not drinking, and not eating corn syrup every single day does to a human

we should touch everyone that drinks, smokes and eats corn syrup every day

touch? is that an intervention?

>>82304811
No, like rubbing your penis, Anon.

>>82304817
you want to touch my heavy incel cock and balls? for free?

>>82304826
I mean, I wouldn't mind!

>>82304833
how is this going to help with my drinking and whatever i said

>>82304846
I don't know. That part comes later.

>>82304865
hmm okay. i guess you can hold the big fish until we figure that out

existence is so fucked
everything is fucked
i'm gonna die soon

i feel like im going to die in 30 years

>>82304908
ill die when im 25, like a true rockstar

>>82304944
thats in negative years for me :|

i wish i could attach gay furry porn to all my posts

Had a good 3 team game on openfront
I like the drawn out 20 min games where both teams have a chance, red lost instantly tho

my alcohol limiter bf what the heck happened

I slapped my mother tonight because she was making me very upset. Am I in the wrong? If somebody is verbally assaulting you in your own home are you supposed to just take it?

>>82305204
bradcore post

>>82305204
do you have a home? or does your mom have a home

>>82305222
many such cases
>>82305231
I mean, aren't both correct?

>>82305244
no, you little leech faggot bantu fly

mommy's boy bf or mom beater bf?

>>82305251
Kek, if you wanna view things like that.

I don't get it sometimes, I've been so selfless throughout my life and have basically nothing to show for it. But such is life. Perhaps it is all a big nothing...

>>82305204
no you retard you don't just slap your mom like that, you just suck up your pride and take it

>>82305281
i am mommys boy T_T

>>82300554
would an autistic bi-cel be eligible
I'm into twinks/traps/ambushes though

>>82305320
No, kill yourself, loser

>>82305319
perfect, your fbf will be a mom beater

>>82305322
Ok sorry, I'll be killing myself soon since I'm also kinda old anyway

>>82305320
yes ignore the other guy, twinks are going to take over the world

>>>>82305326
i would vomit if i met a mom beater in real life

>>82305331
I'll clean up your vomit.

>>82305320
>would a buzzword buzzword-cel be buzzword buzzword
nigga shut up

>>82305337
i didnt vomit faggot no mom beater

>>82305341
nigga what you want me to say
"Greeting fellow 4channers! Can a man with ASD and a bisexual orientation be considered a desirable mate? Yours truly, Mr. Anon"

>>82305351
js dont say that stupid shit at all bruh

It's funny how someone can view themselves as better than someone else. It is an inherently hilarious sort of concept.

>>82305355
you talk way stupider than me fag, "yeah no cap bruh" shut up wannabe zoomer, 2013 Vine ebonics talking ass bitch

>>82305361
sometimes i have to remind myself that comparing myself to people who shit with no bidet is pointless because their asses are disgusting and mine isn't, it is cleansed

>>82305362
o n nga i slm u ot u fl m? mtr f ft i cl qn mn rn 2 cm bt y ass brh dnt ply

>>82305369
uh sorry but no and also no

this shit better not mute me a 3rd time

my gf is just like an angel
how do i let her down r9gay

>>82305383
send her a video of you balls deep in another mans ass

>>82305389
i dont have another mans ass
now what should i do gayfag

>>82305351
>Can a bisexual be considered a desirable mate
Absolutely not. Fuck off where you belong, there's no girls here.

>>82305400
Why would there be girls in r9gay?

i could love a bisexual if they were in the mariverse

>>82305411
>mariverse
I looked that up and got 3 different fanart subsets
is it the miraculous chick related or those pointy bubble chibi things

>>82305407
Don't ask me, ask the bishits can come here and hope for trannies and traps here.

>>82305420
no i mean the retarded burger girl

>>82305426
That confuses me, trannies are obviously male and I won't lie I enjoy traps but being attracted to only traps is odd, the effect they give is lost because a lot of it is the crossdressing juxtaposed with the male body so if they just wore regular clothes then would one just lose all attraction lol?

>>82305433
whatever this is i am very interested in it now thanks

does this universe have people saying retarded slogans

>>82305437
yes, actually. but im not in the the greater retardedverse so dont tell me

>>82299442
i wouldnt know as i have always been short, but i doubt the benefits of being short bottom in dating make up for the cons you get for all your early life till your an adult pretty much.

Gay penis

>>82305539
the bitten off thumbnail really throws it off

>>82305434
It's not my job to figure out which types of crossdressing transgenderism a prison gay is attracted to, talk about it with someone who handles mentally ill people on regular.

>>82305590
What are you even talking about I never said that wtf lol

i love the mornings i love the silence i can just catch up on old messages from sleeping yippee.

Probably best day I had in a while despite slight tummy issues and no cat. And it's only starting! Playing one of the best games I ever played which far exceeded my expectations. Its called dark queen of mortholme and you play as the last boss in a game. A hero comes to challenge you. You easily kill him. But he doesn't really die. No, he keeps coming back. His attacks are weak and do no damage...at start. But he gets better weapons. He adapts, hea learns your attacks and how to dodge them. And then there is the dialogue, small talks before every fight. It's weirdly heartwarming with how he just doesn't want to give up and it feels wholesome too, like a talk between two friends lol. Gameplay is very simple and not the main strength of the game obviously but I'm enjoying it still.

>>82300065
Ganbatte yay

Meow bless my wondrous chudseal life

Work starts in three hours waa

I went to sleep immediately after work at like 5:30pm last night
I didn't wake up until 7:45am and I was still groggy

fuck

r9g gainfully employed hours

>>82304345
singe you wrote this i have been waiting but you never actually showed up

>>82306203
I work from home as a call center drone, it's basically because I'm a high-tier masking autist that I make money. A paradox.

What if your bf served you coffee with his thick cum in it how would you feel

>>82306570
Guess I'm going to end up dying cold and alone because I'm not a dark triad abusechad. Should I just end it all meow?

I just took a video of me slapping my ass. Damn honestly I could probably do content if I wanted, I dont want to though, that would be disgraceful to my family and my future bf.

>>82306570
Exactly why you shouldn't trust bisharts or prisongays, their attraction to cuntoids overrides their abilities to see men as anything more than competition.

>>82306592
Why are you asking me yay

>>82306584
>What if your bf served you coffee with his thick cum in it how would you feel
Cum doesn't mix as well with coffee as you think it does. Yes, I tried it once.

>>82306598
same here, I have a porn body and could put it to work but I don't really have to so I feel like it'd be rude to my fbf to do so.

Genuinely considering the teaching English online thing
It's that or I'll be working at Aldis or some shit

>>82306615
What does cum mix well with? Im really into cum in drinks and food and stuff.

>>82306616
Hot and Reasonable anon

>>82306628
Teaching English seems like a fun job desu. I wouldnt mind that

>>82297744 (OP)
I need to be pinned down and choked and raped

>>82306671
Hot desu. I prefer to bottom but I would do all that to u honestly

prepare for suicide

Dont prepare for suicide

i want to cuddle with twinks...

Gay homo sex with boys

need my choco femboy bussy plapped so bad bros

>>82306803
tan/brown femboys are sexo

>>82306864
Lol thanks thats good to hear. Recently I have been craving white cock. Idk why but the idea of a white dude taking me over is so incredibly hot

>>82306570
One of many examples of "bi"scum showing their tru colors despite begging, kicking and yapping about their "i love everyone" delusional stanzas

>everyone talking about femboys or twinks
Where's my teddy/bear/cub bf?

>>82306803
>my choco femboy bussy plapped
Hello meow nice to see you

>>82306901
To be fair that guy is just clearly some extremely hateful incel virgin. Personally I would let a bi dude tap me if he was cute ish, but I wouldnt seriously date one either

>>82306681
I want a long term relationship and I'm a virgin.

no amount of raids or psyops on r9gay will make me attracted to brownoids

>>82306960
Idc Whatever u are probably ugly anyway

>>82306972
Even the ugliest white normal guy is tiers above a brown trannyboy

>>82306977
sure and you are on the same gaycel board with me so i doubt that

>>82306956
Are you near Kentucky

>>82306989
You don't need to, at least a normal guy wouldn't be mentally ill enough to believe he's a woman when he's past the tranny expiration date

>>82297744 (OP)
same height so we can suck each other off at the same time
>>82298951
>>82298978
hi :3
i don't like being hairy though. i'm going to get waxed
>>82301494
>troon rights
>open borders
more like inner city basedmobile

>>82301494
meow if he was a car

I don't have a problem with trans people.

>>82307042
since when was onions filtered on this board? you get the idea
>>82307064
you should

>>82301494
i guarantee you, whatever drives that is ugly as fuck

>>82301259
man, that image is fucking disgusting corpo slop

>>82306972
at least he isn't shit colored and covered in back hair

>>82306649
>What does cum mix well with?
tea and coca cola from my experience

>>82307097
Im black bro we are actually known for being hygienic

>>82307113
Niggers are known to be stinky actually sorry to shatter this delusion

>>82307129
Im what other circles than more than casually racist places like this? 4chan is literally the only place Ive heard of that.

>>82307113
>blacks
>hygienic
known by fucking whom? lmao. cut your fucking nails, Darkuavius.

>>82307137
Idk how because people have been saying this since blacks first arrived on American shores centuries ago that you're all distinctly smelly for some reason

>>82307137
have... have you ever smelled yourself?
ive had nigger friends in the past dude. you're delusional.

>>82307153
Niggas gotta keep all their hygiene on point just to keep a job while fat Timmy gets to come in wearing cum stained t shirts.

>>82307153
by the average person in the united states. But i suppose if you spend your entire day on racist image boards you wouldnt know that
My nails are cut and my name isnt darkuavius, thanks though

>>82307159
Yeah Ive never heard that. Only on this site which entire thing is meant to be racist sexist homophobic transphobic for shock value. Its funny and edgy but its not true

>>82307165
>>82307165
I dont think you have had black friends if you genuinely are fine with calling them slurs and saying they smell. I dont think you are a good person. I do smell myself, I have special deodorant and really nice perfume. I dont smell bad at all.

r9gay why doesnt my straight normie crush like me

*unzipps dick*

>>82307193
You're not a woman. Next.

>>82300065
hey dumbfuck, it's far, far better to reduce your caloric intake by 2-400 under your resting metabolic rate MAX and lose sustainably and healthfully. you do not want loose skin, and you want to keep the weight off. just stop eating like two snacks a day and you're probably golden, depending on how many cals you're taking in. the point is to SLOWLY adjust down to a sustainable level, bit by bit. goal is ~5 lbs a month lost on the high end, ~2.5 on the low. it's a lifelong thing, not something immediate. doesn't work that way. sorry.

this isn't fucking punishment for sin, it's a plan of action that you, as a fucking adult, will follow through on. so make it sustainable and as easy as possible to accomplish. to make it even easier, start SLOWLY subbing in high protein/high fiber and low fat options. why? they make you feel fuller. that's all. it's all about calories. only sub in what you can do comfortably.

i lift and have lifted for years. i shape my body to my will as a hobby. i do what you're doing now, more or less, for FUN. listen to me if you want to succeed. or don't and enjoy yo-yoing between skinnyfat wombat arms and obese until death grants you mercy at an early fucking age.

i hate this puritanical fucking view all you fags have about everything. molding your body to your will is a joyous but slow process. dedicate yourself to that, not to bursts of punishment that can only end in failure.

either step the fuck up and dedicate yourself to change or continue as you are.

pxl has returned to us?

Work begins in 3 minutios meow so scary

>>82307252
Will you be on fry duty in the back?

>no fluffy wolfman bf who lets me call him "doggy"
Cry

i have a deformed body that belongs in the dumpster

listen to me describe my preferences and which men i would and would not seriously tap or date
why don't you just post that on lgbt why say it on r9k

>>82307042
whats wrong with your penis

Need a twink with crimson lips and pink nails and beautiful blonde hair, with vascular strong skinny veiny arms and a beard

would you date an uncut twink with natural double d tits?

>>82307333
And he's a vegan and trans but he's pre transition and he only showers once a week and only wears clothing from the thrift store that he rips up himself and covers in gaudy ultra-leftist patches

>>82307351
He's not trans, some men have naturally rich deep colored beautiful lips and clear pinkish nails. I don't want no femboy on hrt

>>82299279
>>82299309
Heh, I've always wanted to kidnap a bear then shave him smooth.

>>82307344
post your slutty twink tits

>>82307344
thats all ive ever wanted

>>82307344
pretty definite you wouldnt even count as a twink at that point as either hormone deficiencies so effectively tranny or overweight moobs which is not twink bf percentage.

>>82297744 (OP)
a lot taller or shorter but i'm slightly above average so that's not gonna happen

leave my beautiful tranny alone creep

Leave your living behind the noose, binigger nuisance

got really high the other night and felt like i was holding the man i loved while listening to music in the dark. it was the happiest ive felt in months

Average gaycel

>>82307745
that's awesome :D what kinda music was it?

>>82307664
what's even average nowadays?

i need mommy bf

>>82307807
Pretty accurate, gays hook up easily with random men to fuck or get fucked with no direct standards but when it comes to dating they make a whole list of requirements

Would you rather be lonely and find that special thing you love doing or live a normal life with a bf but you can cuddle and make great memories with a boyfriend.

>>82307731
>biniggers out of nowhere
are you ok

>>82307878
Special thing I love doing is having a bf I love

>slapping your mum
My life is fucked but not this fucked wtf

>>82307820
6 foot for zoomers

>>82307223
nobody should listen to lifters about anything because youre narcs who dont actually like food to begin with

for some people, who actually do like food, they have to put food out of their minds and houses entirely in order to get anywhere.

you are able to do 400 under every day consistently because you dont actually care about food much and and also everything you eat has a calorie label on it. irs a shitty, boring way to live. doing it all to look like a swollen goof is difficult to understand, but its your life.

where youre right is that any real change is unlikely without a change in habits, but youre frankly retarded if you think "use sheer mental force" is helpful advice. everyone knows that dumbass.

real lifestyle change would be moving cities, changing grocery stores, never rating the same packaged thing twice, going on a ten mile hike every saturday, etc...these are all FUN things, which are sustainable, unlike your brand of "sustainability" which is miserable and therefore NOT sustainable for anyone who actually likes food.

or he could simply take up the spaghetti diet (4oz spaghetti twice a day, all sauce made yourself, any except cream based). really you can have any kind of pasta, measuring out 4oz dry is the important part. on this regime you can easily be 1000 under without noticing much.

So happy that my dad is chill and lets me live at his place with me having an office and own bathroom and a bedroom. Life is good

>>82307968
When are you going to give your daddy a reward for putting up with you?

mommys boy bf > daddys boy bf

>>82307984
I was the dishes, clean the apartment and cook. so am not an asshole brat, i know how to give back.


>>82307989
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!

I need a boywife, a nice 50s traditional boywife who does all the cooking and cleaning while I get drunk.

I need a mommy trad bf who cooks, cleans, also blows me and still has a job and earns money and wants absolutely nothing not even human decency!

>>82307989
im a mommys boy but i cant have a bf because mom wont let me

>>82308012
>mom with a job
>trad

>>82308012
Mommy bf is the top if he has a job sweetie

you don't need a "mommy" "bf". you need to grow up, parasites.

are we pivoting to a momcest thread? i have a lot to say just give me an OK

you need a "mommy" "bf". you need to grow down, Citizen.

sucking mommy bfs tits for milkies

Yes I am bi too

Both my mother and my father are quite shitty people but I seem to have dodged the parent issue problem luckily.

daddy bf but he's a trad dad and is emotionally distant, drinks, yells at you for everything and won't acknowledge when he's wrong.

never got the lactation fetish

>>82307820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr2gGvIOo7o i would give everything up in my life to experience this song with someone i really love

Here's daddy

>>82308137
you dont talk to each other until your 30th anniversary

>>82308121
>>>/lgbt/bigen get lost subhuman

>>82308186
Mad bro? Mad bro? looooooooooooooool, get freaking owned
"Hiiii I am bisexual and I am he/him, does this annoy you?"

Dis nigga bi and no man or woman wants him lmaaooooooo

>you get a bf
>yada yada time passes
>comes up in conversation that he had relations with a woman before
>he's gay, he just hadn't figured it out yet by that point
would you be mad or nah?

>>82308227
I don't care about anything like that as long as he loves me and we're happy together

I don't understand people that do care about that (literally why)

>>82308227
Well I would ask if he had any previous relationships before me (not a deal breaker if he had, I just want to know) early on and I would feel pretty mad if he lied about one.

>>82308237
He tells you he had sex with over 50 women

I figured it out pretty early idk what the average age of gay discovery is

>>82308236
People on r9k are just upset at everything, it's too bad.
>>82308237
>write up hypothetical scenario
>well if it wasn't like that-
really anon?

i've been touch deprived so long as a straight guy that i might genuinely end up going gay just to feel affection again

>>82308247
For me it was 14

I didn't figure out til my late teens, I just figured that was how most men felt about girls. I was never really exposed to males in a sexual setting until that time.

>>82308253
prison gay, is a real thing my friend. What you need is just a good friend but it doesnt have to be sexually.

>>82308227
Depends on the relationship, it's still leaves a sour taste but if he's gay gay then it's ok. If he's >>82308243 he's thrown out of the door immediately

>>82307968
>>82307996
Why don't you live with your boyfriend?

bottom bf who was pegged by a woman vs top bf who did the fucking which is worse

>>82308236
bold of you to assume a prisongay will love you, at least for a long time
if you're happy with future bishits walking all over you and you have no self respect, then go for it.

>>82308290
I dont have one and I dont really want one at this time of my life.

>>82308292
Both. Either or. Although a bottom prisongay would be easier to manipulate and subdued, fingers crossed he won't go tranny.

prison gay people are helpless animals tho and are so annoying to talk to.
They be like:
>hi how are you doing?
good
>what are you doing?
nothing

>>82308270
i don't need a friend, i have friends, what i need is cuddling ffs

ive had 2 irl gfs. i hope you can forgive me someday best friends

bf who has reference points of talking to people because he's not a shut-in creep like me

>>82308325
YOU SLUT YOU DUMB SLUT GO BACK TO THOSE FAT DRIPPING BEEF FLAPS

>>82308325
no one asked to know about this but in the most typical biscum fashion you have to women live rent free in your head and you have to bring up how straight you are every time. Please kill yourself, you sound pathetic :)

I could never suck a pp that's been in a vagina eww cooties

Imagine her fat brown meat curtains dripping its yellow trash juices all over your boyfriends dick

>>82308382
but you'd suck one that's been in another man's ass?

Innocent bluepilled bf filled with life or truth seeking redpilled bf destroyed by the dark realities of life?

>>82308394
don't touch either one, they will be a good match together and i won't step in and ruin it for them

>>82308390
Only if it was my ass because I clean it on a regular basis but not immediately afterwards

>>82308405
No you HAVE TO choose.

>>82308390
Yes, it's not as dirty or yucky as a dick after vaginal discharge

>>82308344
>>82308360
i said i was sorry... but also its really gay peoples fault nobody wanted to be girl/boyfriend except the girls

I had a very brief relationship as a 15 year old with a childhood friend that eventually went pooner, does that count as a straight relationship? We did nothing physical besides kiss a little.

Being a gay emo twink peaked in 2009-2010 and has rapidly fallen off, sad

>>82308459
>tfw you become retroactively straight through no fault of your own
Sorry, face the wall straightoid scum

cant believe a bunch of gay teens born in 2005 think the final years of myspace was the peak of emo. emo died by 2002

>>82308440
Why would any man want a bishit for a boyfriend? Your previous relationships show where your preferences lie

>>82308495

not even the old fucks were around then. Even I was only 12 in 02 so not in the scene at all.

mcr broke up in 2013

I only listened to pop emo any so you all would have called me a poser no doubt and I guess I was since I was too scared of my mom+grandparents to go fully into it.

It's not a phase mom!!!!! I'm fucking gay!!!

>>82308502
if im allowed to be honest i dont want a bf. i just wanted to hang out with /r9gay/

>tfw one of your best days turns into one of your worst
Life is just jumping from one extreme to another isn't it

>tfe no vaugeposting bf

come on what switched from good to bad?

erm who are you quoting

>>82308511
everyone is a poser
actually because you were a poser early youre cooler than the new posers

I'm 28 and already feel like life has lost its lustre. What do I do for the next 40-50 years

anglogays is your country revolting rn

>>82308698
idk I don't go outside

>>82308675
Be gay. Meet bf. Kiss bf. Hold hands with bf. Build life with bf. Travel with bf. Give your bf an engagement ring. Marry bf. Have mindblowing sex with bf. Have a honeymoon with bf. Realize you love bf again. Deepen your love for bf. Kiss bf again all over. Bond with bf. Be one with your bf. Look after bf. Make bf's days happy.

>>82301898
Cuckbot please stop spamming about your fetish it's gross

How much of a dealbreaker is it to a potential bf if I prefer to spend the vast majority of my time indoors at home? We can go for walks every few days, go out to eat maybe once a month, go on trips once or twice a year, but I'm never going to be a normie who can spend every day being out of the house.

>>82303349
>>82303375
I love how this whole conversation is you two talking past eachother about yourself lmao

>>82308761
If you're both introverted this isn't an issue I presume
Extroverts are not human

Someone give me my (You), Please.

no (you) for you mister

>>82308761
Would you date a guy who wishes to spend most of the day outta house?

Need a beefy bf that looks like a brickhouse, need to force him into wearing tiny thong and lotion his big chubby pecs

>>82308826
I'd find it lonely

>>82308857
I'm rich enough for all the bottles of sunscreen that bf will be wearing on the beach (I'm taking him there exclusively so I can admire his bod >:3 )

>>82306584
I would praise him for knowing how to make coffee the right way

>>82308857
This but he has a huge ass too

tried jerking off for the first time in a while and it wasn't very good, tried it to a femboy pmv and it felt amazing, I've gotta find more of that sorta stuff. Goon pmvs are just not very good with women in them.

Waiting with dating until I hit twink death so I don't accidentally get a bf like this ^

>>82308957
I'm a bottom btw, I'm not a big fan of women.

Ritualistic suicide with bf when one of us hits twink death

indeed, the prisongay is strong with this one. i don't even wanna know wtf pmv is, probably something just as revolting

I can't watch porn in my country anymore. I forgot what sex looks like.

>>82308972
i dont wanna wait ;c

>>82308987
porn music video, basically porn clips set to some music generally rap or other pop stuff.

how can a bottom be prison gay? get off my back!

xy bottom x xy bottom

>>82306599
the anti-bi gaycel seethe is so funny

>they don't like fat hairy men so that means they only truly like women

keep coping faggot

hoping that me and my fbf can dance in the dark while listening to dnb in this thread again

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=hL5uLfXCe6s&si=P_zd1OlVXRlW5iat

>>82307942
i suppose, in my country they're tall too. It's weird but nice being short :3

heteroflexible men > bisexuals that are gay leaning > dumbfuck roasties > gaycels who whine about prison gay boogeyman

>>82309064
>I'm gay and attracted to men, unless they dress masculine, have body hair, masculine body & face proportions, short hair, and have any other quality that indicates they are male.

Sephiroth should rape me

twinkxtwink general

>>82309106
>projection seething

your ass is probably trash and would be improved by this

>>82309144
When I realized that the pocket pussy was IN it made me laugh too much to be able to get mad at you... darn, I wanted to argue more...

>>82309064
I've seen you bring this manthra so many times so I won't be telling you to stop posting it since your shit from brains can't come up with something else entirely and a retard like you needs a crutch to run your nagging mouth since it's a major biscum need
There's nothing from with fem guys and they are pretty and desired by other gays too, some of them and it's not entirely a problem made by prison gay's attraction. The problem is bishits coming to a gay thread, acting holy, shitting up this place, being fakecels and fakegays, talking about being "attracted to all" yet long-term choosing women in at least 85% of all marriages and still bitching about not being accepted, in a gay general of all places
Please kill yourself, you are pathetic, this is not your thread, you know there's something wrong with you and your attempts of appearing reasonable are pityful

superior chang cock raping pasty and disgusting cracker butthole

>>82309175
>I've seen you bring this manthra so many times
have no idea who you are or who you're talking about, not reading the rest of your seethe

>>82309096
you got it backward prisongay dumbfuck

>>82309190
be less ugly and that might change

>>82309190
what if he didn't?

>>82309188
I'm sorry for not considering your special needs, I forgot you are might be illiterate and surely delusional. You are free to seethe then.

>>82297744 (OP)
Bf is 5'4 110lbs (165cm 50kg)
I'm 6'4 210lbs (194cm 95kg )

>stands on his toes when we kiss
>at chest height when we hug
>My shoulders are much wider than his, I perfectly reach around him while spoonings
>carry him on my back and shoulders around the house and garden all the time
>tower him during sex, treat him like my doll

Its cute but i sometimes wish he was taller.
Pic unrelated

>>82309106
i say this but without gay and

>>82309202
you type like a reddit foid, sad and ironic

>>82309193
crazy to think i might be uglier than a seething bigro tranny
>>82309198
then you are free to transition if hetero men are your goals

>>82309176
Remove the tats and its kino
>>82309208
He better be the top or you're dead

>>82309211
I say that but I only want ambushes to jerk off on me

>>82309224
I'll let the tats slide because he's very nice

>>82309213
>literally has nothing to say
Save it, you are a massive retard

why did this thread get gross all of a sudden

>>82309220
>you are free to transition
Ew fuck no, estrogen pollutes the human soul until it's a shell of it's former self.

>>82309237
prisongay raid, ignore it til they leave.

>>82309234
You have nothing to say and I can't even tell if you're seethe is real but I'm bored of it so cock or butt or gtfo otherwise I'm no longer replying and assuming you're a larping fujoshi

>>82309238
based, remove all trannies and tranny sympathizers, destroy pink pill

jacked it too hard and now my cock hurts ouch owie

>>82309254
Holy shit you are so fucking ill developed you can't even scroll up past two replies. Literally kill yourself, you're nothing of worth and I hope you'll die of boredom btw try to not think of women for 5 mins, prisongay weirdo

>>82309307
What is your penis length?

>>82309265
might fap a third time today
what you fap to last?

None of my streamers are online and I feel empty

>>82309338
ill make it simple and say asians

>>82309399
noice (nice)

what would a personal streamer bf stream for you

>>82309486
Whatever he's good at. Hate watching streamers struggle at games.

>>82309445
both, but i know my preference is taller one because i am a petite girl

personal streamers are for kings.

I am a king and r9gay is my court.

I am a jester and the entire world is my court.

can we both be jesters

Should I buy him? He's my husbando

>>82309224
Yeah he tops me from time to time but hes usually the bottom

>>82309208
>Bf is 5'4 110lbs
Chadbot?
>I'm 6'4 210lbs
Chad bottom?
Are you two together now?

>>82309208
I wish I was that smol :(((((

>normies on IG laugh about an anti-gay reel and moids want to beat him up
>usually see AIDS death threats everywhere online
>Gay marriage about to get overturned
>Alpha kids joke maliciously about us openly again
Aren't you guys upset about the rising hatred against us or do you have some edgy, nonchalant response to this? We're not seen as people, everything you say here, your headcanons with your fbf, cute drawings, wholesome scenarios...none of that matters because they want you dead.
I know some of you genuinelybwant to die, but let a big bear butt do that for you or an asteroid...jeez

>>82310104
Can't help what other people think, so I focus more on just finding my fbf, and building a comfy life with him once he proves to be a trustworthy human being like my best friend is.
If being gay gets outlawed, then I'll have to go about emigrating to a country that has rights for gay men, which would be a shame given I like my country a lot.

>>82310104
I'm bi, I don't care about it all, that's some gay niggas problems

>>82307263
No I cleaned

Meow where husbie myaa I want a husband will kill myself yay

Big strong homosexual gay husband with hairy pubis and hairy ass

>>82310104
>everyone hates me and wants me dead, it's a grand conspiracy
actually no one cares, schizo. they just don't want men in the women's bathroom is all

>>82310474
Hows that boot taste bitch

I personally want troons in women's spaces. They voted liberal and championed them now they get to reap all the rewards of it.

>>82310104
deserved. maybe gay people should be nicer to me next time

I am 3 days clean of fast food, yay. I know it's not much but for me any day I stuff my fat face with slop is an accomplishment.

>>82309534
if I watched my personal streamer top bf die a hundred times in dark souls I would leave him

>>82310575
Have you ever considered getting a bf who can cook you healthier meals?

>>82310104
As someone who's been on the more masculine end of gay stuff, I find the vast majority of dudes don't give a single shit about us 99% of the time as long as we leave kids the fuck alone.
>>82310575
>it's not much
Shut the fuck up, you're bettering yourself, that's not nothing.

>>82310614

I'm a lot to put up with. Not sure any bf would want me.

>>82310623

Yeah but many times have I done well only to fall back into the pull. Sometimes I end up getting lunch and dinner out.

>>82310643
It takes about 2 weeks (roughly) to form a habit. Get stuff that's healthy but doesn't require cooking. Low-fat yoghurt that doesn't have a fuck ton of sugar, bread, meats, cheese, etc., rice, noodles, etc. I'm pretty sure /ck/ has a thread for this shit.

>>82310643
nta*
>Sometimes I end up getting lunch and dinner out.
Just because you relapse doesn't mean you should fall back into your old habit mate.
That's like accidentally spilling a bit of milk while pouring yourself a glass, and then dumping the entire carton onto the counter as a result because you "already spilt the milk anyways"

>>82310658

I cook, it's just not very healthy stuff, lots of frozen food (I eat frozen pizza at least 3x a week) I'm incredibly lazy and don't want to clean so I keep things simple and still cleanable even if I put it off several days.

Meow I need attention waaa

>>82310706
You need a fat smoky BBC in your needy femboy hole you bitch

Telling my beautiful future 5 6 7/10 bf he's the most handsome man I've been with (he is my first body count)

killing myself
straight up just dying

Resting my back after hardcore gaming. I should've gone for a run maybe. Or rather gym. But don't feel like it. Ironically it would help since the day was getting rough after an awesome start. Guess I needed rest too tho so whatever. Not hungry so no dinner.

It feels unsettling when you get followers without posting anything.

>>82310726
Gross race fetishist waa also I'm nit a femboy I'm 26 waaa

>>82306960
Most based post I seen here in a while. Thank you!

>>82307097
Good thing cuckbot isn't here or he would try to lick his screen up if he saw that

>>82310818
I'm sorry I respect you tastes, you only need the halal BAC and the spiciest BAC from your friends in your enby ussy

>>82307807
>having sex with someone
Yes it checks out. That's most of you fugs

i had a dream where my fbf was hiding in the dark trying to scare me so i was sitting there in the dark too trying to let my eyes adjust so i could see him and then the moon shone through the window and illuminated him in the dark and then i snuggled up to him and put my arm under his neck and laid my head in his chest and then i woke up

Oh, that's cute. I'm not a calm dreamer sleepy bottom cutie, but I had a dream where I was in a hostage situation trying to escape execution.

i had a dream where i killed innocent civilians and then myself

Maybe we met in my dream...

>>82307968
That's what parents should do retard
>>82307989
So much this

>>82310952
Waaa sex is gross ew

The most recent dream I had was about a big guy non-sexually tackling me onto the floor, however he was squeezing my member so tight I ended up cooming.

i've only had a wet dream once in my entire life and i'm almost 30

I had a dream about firefox crashing and losing my open tabs

I saw a dream recently where a stranger skullfucked me violently waaa it wss scary

>>82308292
Pegging obviously. It's more submissive and lame.

>>82311042
Funny thing, that was the first wet dream I had in my 20 years of being alive

I can't see dreams because I closey eyes when I sleep waaaaa

Does meow dream in Finnish or English? Would be fun to poll all our bilingual gaynons if the dream in their native language vs English.

always native

>>82311122
My dreams are pretty silent I don't think theres language in there

i wish i lived in new york bejing london like all of you do

>>82311122
I'm a bi(llingual) and honestly..? I did not pay attention to this up until now.
I think it's my native language despite the fact I *use* english more often.

i dream in english and japanese. they also say you can't read in dreams but i've had dreams where i can read, but the books are always fucked up but the characters are mostly recognizable they just seem to shift a lot

I dreamed in German once or twice, very surreal because I didn't understand it natively I had to mentally translate it in my head like I always do because I'm not fluent.

>>82311161
all of those places suck im glad i dont live there

99% of the time gay shit disgusts me
the other 1% of the time I'm masturbating furiously to it
can anyone relate?

succulent pink buttholes

>>82311122
I once dreamt that I was at an airport in France, but I was lost.
I went up to the ticket lady at the counter and asked her something in French, but she immediately switched to English

>>82311200
+1
none of these are appealing choices because they're all some combination of expensive, polluted, not safe, and in a shit country.

>>82311234
Congrats anon, you can lucid dream

any time i lucid dream i rush to suck cock

>>82309716
My friend literally only streams for me and privately too so where is my crown? Speaking of which stream tomorrow (maybe)

i wanna personally stream for someone :(

>>82311204
i have only jerked off to gay shit maybe once this year
in 2022 i jerked off to gay shit every day

>82310104
Hue fear mongering yet again

i mostly jerked off to twink/femboy shit but the first time i jerked it to bara stuff i nutted so fucking hard

>>82311122
I'm more interested in how he watches dreams. Does he like subs or dubs?

>>82310104
>>Alpha kids joke maliciously about us openly again
>Again
There was never a moment where gay kids were not the target of bullying, it never really stopped. This golden epoch of queer freedom never translated well to real life outside the internet and media, specially in small towns or the ghettos. The smaller or poorer, the worse.

>>82311322
Have you tried making friends?

>>82310104
Not a big fan of the "well these things don't affect ME so it's none of MY business :smug:" replies to this.

>82311404
Hue samefagging prepare for the storm of projections and same sentences over and over again

>>82311414
Did you expect empathy or class consciousness from people here?

The main reason homophobia exists is because most of the gay community is degenerate. If you want to fight homophobia then start by banning Grindr.

TND and TKD is how we protect ourselves but nobody is ready for that conversation yet

>>82311426
You will now argue with a Brazilian spambot for hours. You chose this.

>>82310474
The people who don't want trannies in women's bathrooms were the same ones who didn't want gay people to be married a while ago and they haven't changed their minds.

>>82311426
>says ban Grindr in a gay thread
Anon are you aware that most gay men would agree?

>>82310623
Most dudes definitely give a shit about it when the gay is in their family and it's their children. It's very unfortunate to see a gay person buying the narrative of "protect the kids" when it has been consistently used against queer people for quite sometimes, to the detriment of the most vulnerable kids of all: queer kids.
You're talking about people who think that your mere existence is a threat to children.

I don't understand the love for massive height differences. Desu I want a boyfriend who is around my height so I don't have to crouch or go on my tiptoes to kiss him

gay people dont even want to get married
the whole gay marriage debate was just virtue signalling

r9g freikorps

>>82310104
Gays deserve it for not having sex with me. Watching happy couples get ripped apart will be cathartic

>>82311426
>victim blaming
Sadly you are wrong. The reason why homophobia exists is because homosexuals don't breed more soldiers for ancient semitic tribes, silly.
There's no community on earth who could pass the moral standard you impose on queers, as if we needed to be unanimously perfect to deserve respect.

>>82311414
there was only 1 post like that

>>82311491
taller boyfriend = more boyfriend

if i were somebody's private streamer i would stream vicky 2 or factorio or dwarf fortress with cp437 graphics

It really was hue doing the fearmongering lmao

>>82311427
What follows after TND and TKD is usually total fag death, and that's when they get you

>>82311491
Plenty of gay people get married so you shouldn't speak for them all.
"Virtue signaling" is such a meaningless buzzwords. The point is that you have rights and are not a second class citizen.

Can we stop arguing? I have a tummy ache and it hurts and NO ONE seems to care about my pain

Making the next one on bant so the favela monkey can be filtered :>

>>82311526
Not really, it was a pure coincidence. It seems I'm not the only one with social awareness in here. Watch out

The revolver I want is on sale and I'm so close to getting it even if I don't need another gun. My monthly range trip is coming up soon next week and I can't wait.

mainly I'm just baiting hue to see if he'll bite

Hue PARA. Voce ta fazendo todos os brasileiros look bad. Eu sou um anjimho brasileiro mas sua niggerness ta manchando minha reputacao por proxy

i know it was a forced meme but i still think about the snorpu

>>82311591
The smiling friends thing?
Season 3 coming out soon BTW!!!!!

Meow I wish I had a gun I need a forearm meow

>>82311491
We get it. "if I can't be happy, no one should be". The incel mantra.

revolvers are gay

>>82311544
i would rather be a second class citizen than an annoying faggot who constantly politically agitates about things that don't matter

>>82311615
>everything starts getting worse in 2008

>>82311585
Manchando a nossa reputacao pra os incels gays do 4chan? Eu espero pro seu proprio bem que voce nao seja mais um viadinho conservadorzinho de merda como esses gringos, se nao voces se merecem.

>>82311651
When your childhood ended

>>>/bant/23179033
Los gehts

>>82311671
i was only 15 in 2008

>>82311651
When I turned 1

>>82311642
>i would rather be a second class
Stray dog syndrome. Very common in minorities and persecuted groups.
You can't appreciate the freedom to be whatever type faggot you choose to be. And you were brainwashed to think that unless 100% of fags behave well, you don't deserve rights. It's a textbook example of internalized homophobia.
Suddenly you being bfless starts to make more sense

what if i tell my crush ill pay him a thousand dollars to fuck me

>>82311688
I'm not deporting myself to a foreign board. You're like an imageboard ziojew

>>82311422
Bit of a fool's errand to do so when you take a moment to stop and seriously think about it for a second, but yes. A kind of pitifully naive "even a broken clock is right twice a day" hope that, surprise, surprise, didn't float.

>>82311726
stay in your favela then

still too early for a new bread anyway, only on pg 5.

Imagine meow playing john vicky while bunnymutt sucks on his hairy sausage toes

>>82311556
I really don't like flags being attached to posts so no

>>>/bant/23179087
For the last time bunnymutt you are a larping autist who really likes flags but he is a fag and r9gay will always be on r9

>>82311850
argue with hue for eternity then idc

>>82311350
You probably like muscle dudes with huge asses

>>82311722
If it were me I'd pity you

>>82311283
the crown is in your heart, you're a king at heart.

literally took bunnymutt 5 minutes to reveal his chimo grooming obsession in the other thread

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7 rounds to 10 anyways

>>82311474
>queer
Instantly discarded

>>82312302
>straight men don't give a fuck about us
Said the person who flinches at the word "queer" even though he is a queer himself.
Seems like they care.