Thread 82305525

this student of the way of fish is a virgin

it makes my heart warm and go doki-doki when i see you post, it makes me purr with infatuation...

Me too Mr way of the fish. But maybe not for much longer if I'm lucky.

maybe this fish should ojisan maxx and lose his virginity to sum japanese jk
>i saved my virginity for 3 decades to lose it to sum japanese jk
sounds cooler than
>i lost my virginity after 3 decades
>>82305529
*kisses your forehead*
>>82305556
who will you lose it to?

>>82305572
im literally melting i cant believe you would kiss my forehead out of the blue like that

>>82305572
I think you should do the JK thing if you want. I'll be a wizard soon so I might do that if I need to.
>who will you lose it to?
A nice girl anon.

>>82305582
handholding with baka....
>>82305592
>A nice girl anon.
this netori ojisan in training needs more details

>>82305621
fingers interlacing with my oneitis (You)...

>>82305621
>this netori ojisan in training needs more details
I won't let you steal her from me!
We just spent a lot of time emailing and then calling each other and figured we would probably visit at some point.

>>82305658
i want to hug you tight
>>82305663
does she live in nanjing?

>>82305709
>does she live in nanjing?
She does not. Are you planning on visiting?

>>82305738
maybe youre talking to sister hong

something i hated when i was a school baka was school math. it was daycare tier. they always wanted us to draw accurate circles and coordinate systems which took 95% of the time so we didnt really do any math
>while i was in the public school drawing the circles, privileged private school chang was proving keplers laws
>while i was drawing the coordinate system chang was learning about quantifiers
>while i was solving linear equations chang was proving the rsa algorithm
i want reparations for the time i spent at school

back then this fish was like "i will not draw ze circles over and over and over and over... again"
and the activist "teachers" were like "noooo that means you suck at math and youre stupid and you cant do anything sry i have to give you the worst participation grade which counts 60% even though you got the best test grade which only counts 40% fuck you"

it was like spending 100h making paper to spend 2h drawing to learn how2draw. this fish was like "just buy paper, you could have drawn for 102h" and the activists were like "noooooooooooooo i am the expert shut up"

i think the activists did it because they didnt really know anything. one expert of mathematics didnt even know one could do le a*(1/b) instead of le a/b. and i was a gymnasium baka which is le highest level public school in germany

back then this fish wasnt free thinker maxxed enough to go his own way. baka just did le "i will not move" thinking the state would do le "ok ok here a better path, special baka" but obviously that never happened. rather they did le "nooooooo you are a very bad delinquent you have to go to prison!!!"

nowadays this fish knows the state only cares about acquiring slavery meat X giving to the poc and women. back then baka didnt realize he had the wrong skin color X gender to receive stuff

china will give me what i deserve

germany is like a wolf following a deer, waiting for the deer to collapse. but the deer is a hallucination for i am a koi fish in a pond preparing to jump to the china river

maybe i will drink sum sheng puer later

something funny happened at le 10th year of school. the social worker came into le class and did le "you have to all go to me X tell me what you want to do in le future, its state mandated you have to do it"
this fish was like "i will not waste my time listening to sum fake job having femgooner gib slavery propaganda to me"
and she freaked out and was screaming at me how i am disobeying big brother etc but in the end i didnt do the "listening to slavery propaganda slop" humiliation ritual

this baka really wasnt compatible with the german school system. baka would always disobey stuff he thought was stupid. baka even refused to do problems in testerooos baka considered too badly made. idk why i am like this but i dont dislike it

the first psychologist i went to at 14yo told me normal schools are too dumb for me and wanted me to go to sum privileged special baka school but my mom forbade me from going to the psychologist after realizing she didnt gib a "he is mentally ill" label (in germany minors can only go to psychologists with le parent approval)

my german state papers say this about me
>criminal who has been to prison
>drug addict
>retard who doesnt even have the retard degree
>good for nothing slavery meat
>deranged loony
>registered sex offender
and i kind of like it because its funny

sneed time is over... gib girl to hug

baka has read half of the misaki mei book. maybe bakas next light novel to read will be sumthing erotic

current ojisan me sneeding about school is kind of as silly as a decade younger me sneeding about kindergarten would have been

the pizza is in the tummy. maybe drinking the shou puer later instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5-ZntuMjSo
he is just like me frfr

giving the wolf red herrings so he would keep chasing the hallucination deer...

>>82305572
>lose his virginity to sum japanese jk
How does one actually do this? Would rather not be arrested. Bonus points if she can be my wife, I guess.

the dishes X clothes have been cleaned
>>82306682
>How does one actually do this?
i dont know
>Would rather not be arrested
most jks are legal unless youre american. only some are legal for americans

>>82306710
I'm not American. 16 is legal where I'm from. I'm pretty sure it's not legal in Japan now though. Recent law changes made most of it 18+ unless it's a two-year difference.

Oh well, maybe I'll find out. Hopefully going to work there next year. Was there at the end of last year but only my (married) brother was solicited, not me (probably not for JKs but I can't remember what a Pink Salon offers).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1shoQcLKKk
america is the only country that has free speech. in america one can say stuff like "bitch you tweaking" and its protected by the first amendment. in germany one would get arrested for that
>>82306756
>Recent law changes made most of it 18+ unless it's a two-year difference.
source? the chud internet would have exploded over this if that were the case. i dont believe it

>>82306777
>america is the only country that has free speech.
More or less, but they're trying.
>source? the chud internet would have exploded over this if that were the case. i dont believe it
Don't have one on-hand. All I heard was they were raising the age of consent, and prefectural laws already made it illegal in at least most prefectures to fuck anyone under the age of 18, unless you were no more than two years older than them.

I mean, I don't really give a shit about laws, I just don't want to be arrested, and frankly, girls my age are all used goods, so a slightly-too-young girl who wants to be my wife long-term sounds good.

But I'm probably just cope-posting now.

>>82306799
>but they're trying.
Trying to end it, I mean. At least, some Americans are.

>>82306799
>Don't have one on-hand. All I heard was they were raising the age of consent, and prefectural laws already made it illegal in at least most prefectures to fuck anyone under the age of 18, unless you were no more than two years older than them.
i dont believe this. from what i know, the age of consent in japan was 13 for some time and the prefectures made it be 16 and then the 13 was changed to 16. it never was 18
>I mean, I don't really give a shit about laws, I just don't want to be arrested
you talk like a cop

>>82306838
>i dont believe this. from what i know, the age of consent in japan was 13 for some time and the prefectures made it be 16 and then the 13 was changed to 16. it never was 18
Sorry, it was 18 in most prefectures, with an age gap of FOUR years being allowed.
But yes, they raised the age of consent from 13 to 16, to match the majority of western countries.
I know it's a shit source but here's Wikipedia on the subject: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent_in_Asia#Japan

>you talk like a cop
No, I talk like an autist. I wasn't saying I wanted to fuck kids, to be clear.

>>82306895
>The age of consent in Japan is 16 years old, according to Articles 176 and 177 of the Penal Code (as amended in 2023).
>A 1985 decision of the Supreme Court of Japan held that the ordinances were not to be broadly interpreted as forbidding all sexual acts with adolescents, but only those "conducted by unfair means that take advantage of the juvenile's mental or physical immaturity, such as by enticing, threatening, deceiving, or confusing, as well as [acts] where the juvenile is treated merely as an object to satisfy one's own sexual desires."
so its 16 if you dont do anime psychopath stuff

>>82306929
But prefectural laws still make it 18 in most places.
I mean, it's technicality anyway. I don't really care. Probably hard to find a JK either way though, and if you work at a school, you can't touch the girls there or you'll be fired. I did consider it but it seems too risky.

>>82306954
>But prefectural laws still make it 18 in most places.
they only forbid "sexual acts judged "indecent"" but the court decision i quoted last post was about this and says normal sex is fine
>I don't really care
youre retarded if thats the crime youre willing to go to prison for

>>82306998
>they only forbid "sexual acts judged "indecent"" but the court decision i quoted last post was about this and says normal sex is fine
1985 though. I think that was changed more recently. Not all that worried either way though, since 16 is legal in my country anyway.

>youre retarded if thats the crime youre willing to go to prison for
For what, fucking a 16-year-old? I'm not talking any younger. I probably wouldn't, anyway. Just don't want some used goods that are hitting the wall.
Now, finding a JK, on the other hand, seems tricky, especially if you're not already Japanese.

preparing the shou puer...
>>82307040
you talk like you want it to be illegal

>>82307061
>you talk like you want it to be illegal
I would be lying if I said I hadn't considered it. I just don't think it's worth it. And I'd rather have a wife, not just a fuck buddy, illegal or not, so that only makes sense if it's an adult.

>>82307085
You kind of do le
"It's illegal but I will commit the crime! Now please give me instructions on how to commit is"
Even though it's not illegal. Is this a "give me instructions for an imaginary crime" set up?

>>82306099
>>82306125
Same thing happened to me, though i thought i would get the foid treatment but i didnt
The Job market is build on bullshit jobs to aquire a bullshit job one needs to go to bullshit school to get a bullshit degree
im fed up fish this rat race is making me tired and the state is also after me

Baka needs to decrease his edgy level... the glowies are already here trying to bait me into saying made up illegal stuff....
>hehe you gave us instructions on what we totes convinced you is illegal (even though it's not actually illegal) so you gave crime instructions which is a crime!!!! Go to prison!!!
This is their scheme

>>82307171
You arent playing the female card enough then

>>82307176
They think baka is a threat to society so they want to lock you away
you cost the state money either way but that way they can have a close eye on you

>>82307186
how does one play the female card
I think they dont gib female privileges because i dont obey big brother enough
should this fish just sell her soul?

>>82307192
I dont think the state is aware of me. I am just a peaceful fish
>>82307206
You can play it by letting me enjoy your erotic body

Defrosting the berries...

This ojisan is tired of being old... it feels like I was still a teen just a few years ago but almost a decade has passed. It's because I don't remember much of the mental torture arc. Baka feels like he went from 16yo straight to old ojisan age which is a pain

Baka has gained nothing from getting old...

I have kind of neglected chinese the past few months. But then baka did le
>mao, I can't anymore, globohomo won... pls gib a sign
And then when baka went to the iwara to do the goon session baka clicked on a Chinese video and understood a lot and baka was like
>thank you mao, this fish is so back
And this fish got back into chinese. Now I will do the night chinese persona until I am able to read books

getting into weiqi to play strip weiqi with cute girls in ze moonlit night in ze asian style haus... the grind is too insane though and all good resources are either in chinese or very expensive (no free versions on the internet)

snaccing the peach yogurt... maybe doing sum go problems when i dont feel like reading to unlock the future strip weiqi event + if i ever go to asia sum weiqi skill will make it very easy to make friends

the baduktopia level up weiqi books are kino but they are heckin lost media

>>82305709
>i want to hug you tight
Gib

>>82306125
I am like this too (though not as much as baka) and I dislike it. It would be easier to be a good goy sheep

>>82306177
>>registered sex offender
WTF, baka wasn't joking... did baka grab sum grill's butt?

>>82307623
This 87yo ojisan has the mind of a 12yo

>>82307910
Baka neglected the needful...

>>82308303
>WTF, baka wasn't joking... did baka grab sum grill's butt?
i was just joking. my state file is probs empty

my pp is telling me to get into weiqi... baka says it will gib easy intercourse...

damn, why are the books lost media... heckin niche communities not caring about preserving the by far best resources. maybe its on purpose to gatekeep

>play weiqi with old man
>old man invites me to his asian style haus
>play weiqi with his daughter in ze moonlit night
>"hehe let me touch your butt if i win"
why wouldnt this work?

snaccing the defrosted berries... a fly has invaded ze goon cave... pain...

the berries are in the tummy... the fly is harassing me

Taking it easy in the way of the fish thread

this fish is tired...
>>82309379
*sniffs your hair*

something that sucks is when i was younger, when my mom was home my brain would always be in a panicked state also kind of in le fight or flight state but when she was gone i was comfy X relaxed. however this stopped when i was 17yo. i couldnt switch back to the relaxed state. it was always panicking and it has been like this since. it rarely stops and gibs relaxed state and those days are the best but its too rare and only lasts a few hours. i hope this gets fixed next. probs would be the biggest breakthrough in my mental health

this fish will soon relax in china... free from ze western glowie harassment...

i am kind of glad germany went all out against me. if they half assed it i probs would have done le
>damn this state approved path is mediocre but it gibs enough buxx and is comfy enough
instead they made sure the only state approved option i have is slavery so there was nothing tempting me to stray from *the* way. bakas are too heckin stupid

and convincing china that i am an oppressed boy will be too easy

nothing can make me stray from *the* path now. ze rubicon has been crossed a while ago

all they did was wake me up. i would have been a good institution slave. but this fish has seen how rotten the west it

china is the beacon of hope for the oppressed class world wide. the chinese world order will be a fair one

>>82308335
Ah... baka is not a cool sex offender after all...

>>82308571
Baka is listening to his lower head...

>>82308831
Because ze daughter would be playing Genshin Impact not weiqi. The younger generation probs doesn't play stuff like weiqi. This knowledge came to me in a dream

>>82308944
Baka doesn't want to be watched by the glowie spy fly...

>>82309536
>when my mom was home my brain would always be in a panicked state also kind of in le fight or flight
I hab this too

>>82310278
>Ah... baka is not a cool sex offender after all...
this fish is lying about his loony stripes... le loony stolen valor fish
>The younger generation probs doesn't play stuff like weiqi
chinese girls who have long straight black hair, fair skin, a cold demeanor, and the snow hanzi as part of their name probs play weiqi

the east asians have good taste. the snow woman archetype is too good and my favorite. we dont have something similar in the west. i guess le heckin girl boss is the western top archetype or something

>Yes, the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) broadcasts Voice of Korea (VoK) in English for international audiences
damn, the ai also gave a link to listen to it but its probs a honeypot

damn, maybe getting a shortwave radio to try to find spooky, schizo, propaganda and other radio stuff. apparently one can connect it to worldwide stuff

probs would be too expensive X autistic though

>In the unregulated portions of the shortwave spectrum, it's possible to find cult-like religious sermons and extremely intense, unintelligible rants from individuals who may be experiencing a mental health crisis or are intentionally trying to be frightening
damn gib shortwave radio. maybe this is the way of spooky horror as an adult

listening to the shortwave loony rants with my autistic number station obsessed girlfriend... gib

damn, this fish has found a kino rabbit hole. idk if its doable without huge antennas though

damn, apparently even china gibs propaganda broadcasts in english... listening to those to steal ideas for my bloggerooo posts

sometimes this zoomer puts youtube slop in the background when doing stuff but doing it with shortwave would probs be way more cool

can't you listen to le shorwave radio online?
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
obvs not as cool as having a boomer radio but still

>>82310820
i vill not click, cia baka. also it probs doesnt gib spooky schizo unregulated stuff

having an actual boomer box would be way more spooky too. it probs kind of has le pre internet random vhs tapes spookiness feel. internet stuff wouldnt be spooky

maybe i will consider it. apparently its not too expensive if one doesnt go full boomer. i am kind of sick of background youtube slop. gib background north korean propaganda

there is always something to consoom indeed... gib shortwave radio

apparently one can even use it for talking to boomers but one probs needs sum loicense for that. rizzing up sum autistic chinese girl with ze shortwave...

this staying up late fish will go to sleep now. good night everyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwhVfdI0EEw

>>82310331
>cold demeanor, and the snow hanzi as part of their name
Gib GF like this

>>82310422
What about ze Ice Queen archetype? Although maybe that's only similar in name, IDK

>>82310480
Damn, good stuff

>>82310649
Baka should broadcast "Fuck the CIA" over shortwave radio

>>82311266
Goodnight, osakana

choke it easily

>>82305525 (OP)
Why don't you change that, student of the fish?

I saved myself for my ex even though it's been years

>>82310728
>Rabbit hole
I have 3

>>82311879
I am a virgin in the sense that I have never engaged in sexual intercourse, but I am not a virgin in the religious sense.

>>82305525 (OP)
Choke me please >///<

>>82313258
no, me first. i deserve it!!

>>82307140
I didn't ask for instructions on how to commit a crime. I was (and still am) under the impression that 16 is illegal if you're over 18 in Japan.
I also don't really care. I'm just curious where you even find JKs, especially as a foreigner, because it seems difficult.

Anyway, fell asleep, now I'm back. Probably for the worst.