Thread 82312122

Stuffed animal edition!
QOTT: do you have ant plushies? Why or why not? How many? What do you do with them?

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>>82312122 (OP)
what happened to dont ask dont tell?
you faggots like attention that much?

I bet an ant plushie is very cute but all the ants we see are female and I don't want a female plushie.

A ton like multiple dozens
I sleep with my favorite one (a poss) the rest are in a basket

i ordered a seagull plushie he should be here any day now

My bed is lined with plushies for comfort
The long cat one is my pillow

>>82312142
If straggots don't have to hide, neither do we.

>>82312122 (OP)
That is such a cyyyute pillow

>>82312122 (OP)
I need cock right now I'm not necessarily proud to be a homo but here I am. I need a guy to pin me down and have his way with meeeee

>>82312234
same i need to be ravaged by a very sexually frustrated man who will pound my butt six or seven times consecutively

>>82312234
You should wear your homo badge with pride, simply because no one else can do it for you. It will build up your self esteem

ironically enough I have need of a butt to pound. I don't care labels I just want to fuck an ass.

what happens when ai starts lying to us about how smart it actually is?

>>82312122 (OP)
I have a shark plushy that I hug when I sleep, and a FNaF plush that sits on the shelf.

>>82312217
sick and twisted perverts should hide actually, yeah
or at least be kept separate from the rest of us

>>82312289
>shark plushy
It's not the troon one, right?

>>82312142
>what happened to dont ask dont tell?
Obama decided that not enough straight men were dying for israel and we need to sacrifice the gay men too. Thanks Obama.

I have two big blahajs and one small I got the small one from my ex yay

>>82312280
gonna need that cock in me pretty soon then chief

Turkey doesn't let bottoms in the army but tops are still conscripted which is a good policy methinks

>>82312304
but we're not sick and twisted perverts, anon, we are mere homosexuals

>>82312284
What makes you think it already hasn't
>>82312316
The Jews have done the gays more dirty than any homophobic politician could ever dream of.

Bammo

>>82312305
nah this one is from China, not Ikea, I just love sharks ever since I was a kid and got a shark plushy from the aquarium.

>>82312316
Gay men always served, but in silence and fear of reprehension for being gay.
>>82312332
True, after all it was jews who authored the old testament and the anti gay laws of Leviticus. Judeo-Christian mythology has been the worst thing to ever happen to us.

>>82312274
Really? I have low self esteem?

>>82312253
This got me diamonds yet I also want a long term relationship

>>82312338
Cute word

>>82312330
did you know you can also be celibate?

>>82312391
if you're fucking my hole anon i'm going to make you stay around i'm not a totalll slut

>>82312403
Uhm I'm the one that wants a good fucking

>>82312408
oh my bad anon my mind got carried away and created a phantom top out of you

>>82312397
True. You could also have a lover. Both are fine and valid ways to live.

Meow I'm lonely waa I wanna stalk someone

>>82312329
My country is similar except they don't arrest gays.
>>82312330
This I just like men. If you want to get mad at people get mad at the pedophiles(gay or straight)

>>82312353
Probably if you're ashamed of being who you are, a cock hungry faggot

Doesn't seem like the move to /bant/ will be successful :p

>>82312483
I'm not ashamed essentially it's just who I am. My parents are okay with it I thought they'd be mad at me desu but they were more accepting then I thought

>>82312484
made hue leave though

i just found the historia civilis channel and now i have like years worth of cool history stuff to watch instead of slop :3

>>82312507
how do you know he's not with us right now I can see some huecoded posts

>>82312517
It worked the first time we did it so I assume it will work again

>>82311414
>>82311737
wholeheartedly agree, you're not alone in this. However I must say I expected a far worse reaction, something akin to "nobody cares faggot", so at least there is a tiny bit of awareness in a place like this as well, just a bit
>>82310210
your outlook is resourceful, somehow I'm also focused on finding someone to be in love with and be reciprocated loyally to escape. But this isn't about a single country, but about the general perception in the world as a whole. As the internet has become a stable part of our daily lives, running away from that hatred will keep getting harder, even if you ignore it
>>82310525
mean gays are a big issue for me as well tbf, not being sarcastical
However it's not up to straights to beat all of us up for them, it's family business, don't wash your dirty linen in public, everything they can resort to so to put us all in a bad light
>>82311404
I was imprecise anon and didn't explain myself sufficiently: you are right, it never stopped, and I never thought it did. What I wanted to say is that while you did get some restrain from instituions and fellow kids that were more empathetic in the past, now there's really nothing stopping brats, and they sure love this, some with more sadism than past gens. It was always common, but now it's trendy again, mainstream everywhere, even in spaces deemed as "safe" before. It's tragic to see that all the effort put to educate younger generations ended up being useless at best, detrimental at worst. Can't say I didn't see this coming tho, kids always rebel, to cringy stuff expecially

>>82312497
how did you tell them? We want details

If your parents are okay with you being gay and you don't date anyone, that's a massive waste

>>82310623
this anon >>82311474 nailed it, and he's right about
>It's very unfortunate to see a gay person buying the narrative of "protect the kids" when it has been consistently used against queer people for quite sometimes, to the detriment of the most vulnerable kids of all: queer kids
My teens were complicated because of my unaccepted gayness, yet I lived them through a time where being homophobic was starting to get looked down upon. Now, I can't imagine how many kids are feeling scared of coming out, and SM double down on it

They will always find an excuse to hate on you, it doesn't look like it because you act as one of the "bros" and they pretend you're straight actually. Once you're vocal you wanna fuck guys or just wanna be in love with one, from being a masc gay to a pedophile is a very short step for them. And what does it even mean "leave the kids the fuck alone" anyway? Are we ill? Are you ill? Explain
>>82312302
oh nvm, you're that kind of pick me aren't you? Then I wrote all that for nothing. Queer is part of our vocab, always will be, nitpicking over a word to show you're not like the other gays isn't going to get you through what's about to come better.
I know you think we got beat up because, unlike you, we're sissies or "shove our gayness down people's throats" (all propaganda points), you won't get it until reality helps you realize you "existing" is the problem

>>82312609
good thing mine are unrelenting homophobes who would want me dead for my homolust.

>>82312625
Are you sure they think like that or you just assumed?

wallposting useless shit award

Queer is a good term for gays of all kinds but libs ruined the word so now I have to say sodomite or pervert

>>82312609
no prob, they'd disown me. Father would try to kill me, idiot mother is in denial and I just know she'd get mental...they accepted so much yet this is something they'd never be able to: me finding a love true to myself. Pretty frustrating

>>82312629
I'm pretty sure since they have openly said in the past that they ought to shoot gay people on sight. I don't think it's bluster.

>>82312638
libs didn't ruin shit. You're just a rightwinger homo destined to choose a side in the culture war.

>>82312619
>Once you're vocal you wanna fuck guys or just wanna be in love with one, from being a masc gay to a pedophile is a very short step for them.
This is true. It's unfortunate, but the majority of "gay friendly" straight men only tolerate homosexuality if you never mention it.
Desu I don't understand the desperate desire a lot of gays have to appeal to straightoids. Hanging out with straight men means not being able to even talk and kissing a guy lest his sensitive little person find that disgusting. I know it can give you validation since it makes you feel normal, but it's never worth it or fulfilling because you can never be honest with them - not only because of the sexuality meme, but also because straight men are neurotic in ways that most gay men simply aren't. I'd much rather be friends with other gay guys.

>>82312638
Should straight couples who do anal and oral also be lumped into that?

>>82312648
You should hit them with the classic "what would you do if you had a gay son" and measure their reaction.

>>82312658
I'm not a right winger by any means. I hate liberals for making the word queer into one of their retarded buzzwords, I support the liberation of all identities that the word "queer" represents

I don't really like being around other people regardless of whether they're gay or straight honestly

I assume my parents are okay with me being gay because they never say things like:
>When you have a wife... when you have kids...
etc.

>>82312666
I suppose straight couples who do anal or oral technically fit into the definition of sodomite but no one ever uses that word to refer to kinky straight couples

>>82312671
I'm an only child, it would be basically outing myself.

>>82312570
i think its okay if Trump sends them to sudan they shouldnt have done that to me

>>82312619
>And what does it even mean "leave the kids the fuck alone" anyway? Are we ill? Are you ill? Explain
Not that anon but what he means is that he sees our sexuality as something contagious that could spread to children like a plague and children should grow up in an environment where gayness is taboo at best, and reviled at worst. Never mind this is the sort of upbringing that will make gay kids struggle, sometimes for a lifetime, with self hate. But that was childhood for him and the straights he vouch for.
I'd like to say that there is two types of gay men: one that wants the newer generation of gay kids to live a better life with less prejudice
And gay men who think the newer kids should struggle just like they did.

>>82312677
Very few people enjoy being around people all of the time. This is normal.

My parents accept me but they always say the word "gay" in a hushed tone as if it's a curse word

>>82312680
mom says this to me every day

>>82312677
have you been around many gay people in your life before

>>82312692
I wonder why the double standard...

>>82312724
Heteronormativity and homophobia

I never understand why so many chudgays are so vitriolically against gay sex ed in schools. Gay sex ed doesn't mean showing kids gay porn, it means teaching them how to practice gay sex safely since they're going to do it anyways. It should be taught alongside straight sex ed.

^MODS thats him^

>>82312724
Because sexual immorality is only bad if gays are doing it

>>82312674
>I'm not a right winger by any means
>Cursing the liberals for using a word
> calling gays sodomites and perverts on the incel board
Let's play a game of finding out who you voted for

>>82312601
They figured out on their own. They let me stay at the house and I'm too agoraphobic to get a boyfriend

>>82312289
>>82312340
This is so cute anon

>>82312722
Quite a few yes, gays and lesbos, it didn't make me like them any more just because I'm also gay too though
I'd prefer to be alone or just with my bf most of the time, I don't need a huge circle of friends, straight or gay ones, doesn't matter
Idk how people function with large groups they hang out with every other day, I'm not built for that type of interaction

>>82312751
>They figured out on their own.
How? How was this brought up? We want details, this was the opposite of that. Some of you boys are such bad storytellers

>>82312749
>>calling gays sodomites and perverts on the incel board
This was an obvious joke. I mostly just lamenting that the word queer has a larpish liberal connotation thanks to Democrats slapping it on missiles made to kill Arab babies and whatnot. At least the word sodomite could shock normalfags into reflecting upon their own beliefs
>Let's play a game of finding out who you voted for
I don't vote, I'm not right wing

>>82312729
or even just anal masturbation, which is surprisingly common even among straight guys. Stretching, cleaning and lubrication and for the love of god driving home not to use anything without a flared base.

>>82312781
We need anal sex ed in schools now. It's like every week I see some new story about a retarded zoomer shoving legos up his asshole and having to get them surgically removed. I'm tired

Usury is a greater sin than gay homo love ever will be but normalfaggots will crucify you for saying that out loud

>>82312768
Okay so I may have told my mom and she hugged me I'm not an only child so my dad was okay with it too as long as I don't spread diseases

can you stop talking about gays this thread is not comfy at all

>>82312729
>chudgays
Well they are conservatives in every way except for their homoerotic desires, of course they wouldn't want queerness of any kind in schools, doesn't matter if it's not explicit or sexual. They simply want kids to grow up thinking gayness is something strange, alienating, taboo and divisive.
It's internalized homophobia through and through. They suffered with homophobia and struggled with self acceptance in school and they want the new generation of gay kids to go through that hell too. It's very selfish and ignorant, but don't be too hasty to judge them. They're hurt gays clinging to their chains. All of us have been there, once. Some never escape that mindset.

>>82312806
Let's talk about fagvoice is it real or not. I think some gays exaggerate it but I think it also comes with the territory

>>82312806
GAY GAY PENIS SEXO

>>82312806
>stop talking about gay topics in the gay thread
Do you even realize how ill resolved your sexuality is when talking about it makes you uncomfortable

>>82312815
It's real and thinking gays are pretending to sound like that is homophobic. It's just the way some gays speak. It's built into them deeply, they talked like fags from the earliest infancy

>>82312815
its not real. faggots will prove this any time they get a job

>>82312815
It's just autist voice desu

>>82312805
>so I may have told my mom
How did that come to pass? How was your father's reaction to the news? How did the conversation take place? What was said? Enrich your tale with details, anon. Be better than that. You're saving words like it's spare change

>>82312815
When I was college I had a genuine straight colleague with fagvoice. I assumed he was gay until I found out he had girlfriend. It's just the way he talks I guess.

>>82312815
It's real
Not every gay has it, but everyone who has it is gay, no doubt some people exaggerate it too

>>82312833
Forcing yourself to sound more masculine in a way that is not the natural way you talk, only proves it's real.
Plus you never see a flamboyant gay with a job? Cause there's plenty

>>82312846
I have one and yes I'm a fag its just how I talk though I try to be softer and not exaggerate it

>>82312833
Black people can also give themselves a whitecent when they get a job that requires it. It doesn't mean it's not their natural way of speaking

I once tried to speak with gayvoice but it wasn't natural and instead I got a few people mad at me for 'mocking' gay people.

>>82312780
You wouldn't lament any liberal connotation if you were not a con right winger. Your distaste for anything liberals put their hands on, betray your true colours.
Queer should have a liberal connotation, because the conservative connotation means wretched sinner.

Blacks with gayvoice imagine

>vote liberal for gay rights but flooded with browns
>vote conservative for less gay rights and slightly smaller flood of browns
Being a gaycel participating in politics is hard work

>>82312872
I was about to ask you "have you got no black gay friend with a fagvoice" before I remembered your racism

>>82312888
>homophobic browns reach a majority and make homosexuality punishable by death.
>gays: surprised pikachu face

voting is a waste of time because i live in the wrong state

>>82312889
My town is 99.99% white, mostly Germans and Slavs
Regardless of my feelings on them, they don't exist here to judge their gayvoice

>>82312888
>But what about the gay browns, anon?
>"fuck them"
Oh I see, racism and xenophobia are core values stronger than queerness pride.
Being a gay chud is hard

>>82312900
>Gay afflicted with internalized homophobia and racism forgets about all the queer browns

>>82312924
who are a small fraction of the population the same as we are.

>>82312664
as sad as it is true, there's not much I can add to to your post. I will be honest to a fault: yes I wanna get accepted by straights, but not to be their friend, I'd rather hang with other LGBTQ people and friendly BIs as well. I demand to be accepted because straighotts make the rules, social and legal, and the propaganda. it's not right our lives have to be so difficult compared to theirs, I wanna live in a world where young gays hold each other's hands at school and are a couple just like the others for everyone, where I can mire at a hot or cute guy like girls do, without feeling like a SO.

I do not want to be tolerated, I did nothing wrong but exist, crush on guys, and love. Fuck tolerance and fuck homophobes (not literally), I will be accepted and once the pendulum swings our way again, we have to take charge of this efficiently
>>82312713
>one that wants the newer generation of gay kids to live a better life with less prejudice. And gay men who think the newer kids should struggle just like they did
oh I'd be lying if I said I didn't envy younger gay children living themselves, yet seeing people younger than me finding their gay love warms my heart everytime, can't help it, I see myself in them. I wanna see more of that even if I couldn't live it directly. As for other gays, I think it's both what you said anon, but also that they think their straight bros are okay with them (they aren't really, many at least) and more importantly, it's them who want to be okay for their straight bros. It's internalized homophobia, sometimes unrequited love even
>Not that anon but what he means is that he sees our sexuality as something contagious that could spread to children like a plague
dunno about that specific anon but I'm seeing this argument more and more frequently in far sinister versions. Good Lord homophobes need to get the rope (themselves, my hands won't get dirty) can't really put into words the hatred I have for them

>>82312937
Who have families that came here running away from oppression and towards freedom, and you think they will always vote for the same conservatism that wants immigrants booted off the country?
The brown people flooding your country don't scare me, I live around them. I'm much more scared of the white men rulling your country and turning it into 1933 Germany one executive order at a time.

>>82312912
Your town sounds frighteningly undiverse. How are the gays doing over there?

>>82312853
Would you call slight fagvoice flamboyant?

>>82312664
>I don't understand the desperate desire a lot of gays have to appeal to straightoids
It's the same desire of gay people who desperately want to belong in church.
If you raise a dog and it sees you as his owner, even if you beat him violently and mistreat it, it will still crawl back to your arms desperate for breadcrumbs of affection.
It tells you who owns their heart.

>>82312977
Most migrants are coming for financial reasons, nothing more. They are still very socially conservative despite voting for leftist parties.

>>82312988
I bet they're doing better in his town than a more diverse one. Most white people now even if they don't approve won't actually do anything while browns will.

>>82313010
I would have a straight friend but I think I'd fall in love with him

>>82313020
>bet they're doing better in his town than a more diverse one.
Are you sure about that? Even if he lives in a small town where gays aren't welcome and he could get harassed for PDA or have his property vandalized for raising a rainbow flag? A town where his kids would suffer nothing but bullying and ostracism?
I don't know, anon. Of course someone without dating experience won't have a clue of how homophobic their hometown is.

>>82313020
>Most migrants are coming for financial reasons
There are gay immigrants running away from countries with death penalty for gays.
Your ignorance can not be pierced. You hate browns, even gay browns, more than anything else. That is your core value. Gay rights are secondary

>>82312988
Nobody cares, everyone just does their thing and minds their business here
I've never felt unsafe here for being gay or unsafe period, crime here is non existent as well bar minor stuff like kids fighting in the park sometimes if you wanna call that crime
Idk what world you live in where small towns are lynching gays for existing but it's not true here
I feel far less safe when I'm visiting a major city that is supposedly more liberal and tolerant and diverse
I'm trying to convince my bf to move to my smaller town where it's safer to walk around at night because he likes to do his running at dusk/night and I worry about him, but he takes his handgun with just in case
I will never move to a city, I like being in a small white town

>>82312888
just remember its a gradual process they have to remove the 'gay rights' before they move on to fixing similar 'rights' for everyone

>>82312753
aww ty <3

>>82313057
sure a few might be coming for that reason but the vast majority aren't. They're coming for work straight up.

>>82312872
>>>/wsg/5953874

>>82313110
disgusting and wasteful since there is no way anyone is eating that much food

I love when boys do cute things, I love boys who aren't afraid to look and be cute.
I'd date and seek a guy that sleeps with his pluchie, we'll sleep all three together, but he has to hug me by contract

>>82313148

I don't even think I could eat all that, seriously. Though I believe my fatness comes from lack of exercise and what I eat vs how much I eat.

>>82313110
What's with the long nails, gay blacks do that too like their women? How do you function day to day with big ass claws for hands?

>>82313154
You've met the right guy for the right job buddy

I wanna be the litttle spoon and hug my plushie while being cuddled by you though

>>82313165
put your teddy bear pajama on anon

>>82313148
Sad but true, always a problem with these food related channels.

>>82313159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqaz3wy6KQc

>>82313110
What is your take on this movie?

>>82313170
I don't own any pjs. I only sleep in my boxers and a baggy t shirt

>>82313175
not even a cuddly winter pajama?

I actually don't want my bf or me to wear PJs I want skin to skin contact all night long. Some underwear is fine but that's it. Maybe a t-shit if it's cold.

>>82313174
I just finished Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey, this looks like a good palate cleanser

>>82313186
I always have some sort of pajama on, during winter I always buy a new one at a cheap price too, they're too comfy to give up. However, a cute and hot bf to cuddle with under sheets would be even comfier, so I would make exceptions sometimes, but it would be cute if you and your bf wore coordinated pajamas, don't you think? Or the little bf wears one and the big bf only a small shirt

>>82313228
Well I haven't PJs since I was little but I tend to dislike clothing on me at night and prefer a heavier blanket.

Mattress on the floor + fan on + PJs = comfy

you don't need PJs if your bf can hotbox you in bed

I wish I owned some PJs, or a night gown and cap, maybe once I get on disability I'll be able to buy some :D

>>82313219
What did you think of it? I noticed that the entire movie proper takes place in space, from the very beginning they're in the shuttle leaving earth. It's such a contrast from the prologue scene, pure nature and the discovery of technology to man utterly out of his element, outside of nature. Then in the end he kills the primitive artificial intelligence aboard the ship, only to then encounter its final form glittering between the seams of the cosmos. I guess it's about man as a crossing-over, from the ape to the artifice, in a strangely Nietzscean way.

wait a second, wait a fuckin second, what was that song called again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BekjyAH7c2A
son of a bitch, he did it again

(thus spake zarathustra was nietsche's masterpiece written in service of the overman to herald his coming)

I'm just glad fall is coming soon. It was down in the low 70s today with low humidity and it was amazing.

>>82313362
dog whistle painting

>>82313430
im NOT a dog
im not even really a furry

what's a good fursona

>>82312122 (OP)
ofc i have so mayyyyy >v<

>>82313064
Usually it's something more subtle than lynching. It's more like being cursed at for holding your bf's hand, getting the look everywhere, getting the F bomb by cars passing by, being ostracized or alienated from the community if you two are together and you don't want to know what they would do if you decided to raise a family with another man there.
These things are harder to notice when you're not gay outside your computer, which is why so many anons here have no experience with homophobia.

>>82313452
but you are a lil stray chud, bark bark

>>82313362
It filtered me, I thought it was boring.
The special effects were probably impressive for it's time at least. The scenes where they they had things float around or when they walked upside down and sideways in the ship were kinda neat.

>>82313519
2001 is a masterpiece, okay? If you call it boring you are just outing yourself as a simpleton. Name a worthy sci-fi movie in your opinion, your last chance to save your reputation

Dismantling Austria
Sorry brother they expect one of us in the wreckage

You should have 1 or two stuffed animal. You cannot use anything above like 5...

>>82313538
I'm not really a huge movie buff desu, I don't really have a favorite.

>>82313511
Oh like that, yeah Nietzsche gets associated with nazis a lot since they really co-opted his message for their own use. He wasn't exactly a nazi himself but I'll be honest he did have a poor view of the masses and believed in like, dominance and power dynamics, master & slave style morality. That is to say: I'm not here making a full-throated endorsement for his philosophy, just discussing it for the topic (2001 movie). I like the song and painting too. What are some paintings & artists that you like, anon? :)

>>82313519
I fell asleep the first two times I watched it, when I was a kid. It's slow paced for sure. I took lots of smoke breaks this time and watched it over hours since it's quite long. The part near the end when he enters the thing's mind and goes through the crazy computer dimension was really cool imo. They should do a 2002 odyssey part 2 where he flies a fighter jet in and shoots off a nuke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DNbkKBW0K8

I wish we could meet and have the rapport anonymity grants, I want so badly to speak my mind and be understood beyond my words

>>82313976
What is it that lurks in your mind

barac Obungo

gay people baka

Passionate & Intense fornicating with bf

>>82312507
That's what matters it's pretty funny. It made chadbot leave too I wonder why all the worst posters leave when their nationality gets exposed.
>>82312609
It's a mark of a fakecel
>>82312674
What a strong and proud black woman
>>82312707
He should send them to Chad

>>82312840
(hue) Just want to fap to his coming out story. Probably by stimulating your ass with a broom.

>>82312859
Hol up, whatcha mean by dat y boi?
>>82312912
If you weren't racist you would be contacting black people through the internet and making the move into your 'hood. What are you scared of, racist white bitch?

>82312914
>82312924
Those posts were both made by a same bot. Never let multiple responses in the same posting style fool you into thinking more people disagree with you than they do. It's usually samefagging and we know this for a fact in huebots case. Nice numbers tho

Pinning a shy top against the wall and taking his virginity by giving him passionate oral.
I know your kind exists somewhere here.

>>82313186
I wouldn't date a boy who doesn't wear pajamas. Huge red flag.

>>82313460
Only good fursona is a dead one

>>82313630
Why would anyone like a painting of a fat ugly woman? I liked the other one tho.

I wish i had a bf to buy me one of those massive plushies so it would be larger than me at a carnival stand. :(
>>82312619
maybe this is a british thing and the yanks didnt have, but queer used to be used as a slur more like nigger or faggot here, so it always confused me how it became a popular word to use with people in a positive way.

>>82315366
nta*
what's the color of your PJs?
My PJs are green and black.

>>82312122 (OP)
I have a cute purple owl plush in my bed and it just sits there. Also megumin fumo I keep in the living room. I'm no collector.

>>82315424
Hello nta. I have a pair that is sky blue and one that is black with blue stripes. I can't find much choice where I live but I'd get cuter ones if I could. Like Kirby ones or cuter colored ones so I'm not really proud of ones I do have. Wish I had more anime ones.

>>82312869
I find the liberal connotation cringe precisely because I hate right wingers and conservatism though. I don't dislike it because it's too accepting, but because the liberal connotation is performative and empty

>>82315441
You can always order cute clothes online, hell I'd even be the one buying you cute clothes if you were my bf

Thinking about getting my small white clitty butchered

>>82312122 (OP)

I used to have a bunny plushie that my name ex-gf gave me, but after I got kicked out of home it probably just went into the trash.

dreamt that I wore my underwear backwards, what does it mean?

there has to be some cosmic irony that a higher percentage of people in the gay thread seem to have had gfs than in the rest of the board
>>82315933
wear them backwards today and see if anything happens.

>>82315933
Your dreams are unimaginative. Dream big. No underwear

>>82315956
those are either prison gays reminiscing about better days and/or bishits who don't belong, either way ignore them and their attempts to derail the thread

>>82315970
nah, I don't want to get piss drops in my pants

>>82312122 (OP)
i was a child, and the best thing in the world was to have an animal friend.

Meow where 10/10 chad husband yay

Woke up at a reasonable time award

>"this call may be recorded for legitimate purposes.."
>"hello, Boymazon LLC customer service, how can I help you?"
>Hi. I'd like to process a return please
>"can I have your order ID please?"
>yes, F A 6 6 0 7
>"one moment please"
>"may I ask you the reason for the return?"
>well you see, there seems to be an issue with the unit delivered, ... it's a bit awkward to say but
>"..."
>but he's a fag...
>"sir... wha.. do you mean as in he's a smoker? smoking fags?"
>no, madam, you don't seem to understand, the guy is homosexual, you delivered me a faggot boyfriend...
>hello? are you still there??

why hasn't the EU created some regulations to protect naive consumers like me...

>fix a flat tire
>turns out there was a small thorn inside and retard fixing it last time didn't see it which is why it went flat the next day
>ride my bike
>going home after riding it for 30min
>this time another tire goes flat
Ok so last time my bike lasted me 1 day this time it wasnt even 1 hour
Hahahahahahahahahaha why is this shit man. I swear I don't drive through fucking forest or mountains or whaterver. This shouldn't be possible. Bike gods hate me and want me bfleds and dead.

>>82315837
>my name ex-gf
Your what

>>82317106
do you use a road bike or mountain bike? because if you use a road they are pains for going falt you should probably avoid them.

im full of cut scars

>don't pay bike license
>tire obliterated

its not real youre just being mean to people based on their voice

I'm a little incel, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout

Boring silence... Meow's gaped blacked tranny hole

>>82317622
Can you stop obsessing over meow and bbc cuckbot?

Well played, I knew the obsessed tranny will reveal itself and ping me and beg for my attention

im too ugly and autisitc for sex or relationships

>>82317290
>bike license
Nigger excuse me?

Junkers, Heer und Krupp!

>>82317731
Me too but I wanna fuck and romance a slightly not perfect and autistic gay guy

Would anyone here date an Indian guy? Asking for a friend

>>82318158
>Indian guy
Feather or dot?

>>82318158
find my pages

https://youtu.be/Yi4fYfh0IAA
bruhh
bruhhhhhh

>>82318238
Idk what this means but state your case for either option

>>82318266
father means headdress feathers or native American which are commonly called Indians in the US, or dot indian as in an indian from india.

>>82318274
Injun femboys caused Manifest Destiny
They probably smell better and have cooler stories to tell, I'd go with American Indian bf

>>82318283
most just live in a trailer on the rez and get drunk/high all the time while living on gibs.

where online husband to stream games to all day

>>82318274
Uhh, let's go with Indians from India. Would you date them?

rajeesh tryna pick up gincels be like

Is rajeesh the new pajeet? keep seeing it everywhere

>>82318515
Is he attractive? Can he wash himself? Does he wear cologne? Does he eat well? Is he a first or second generation immigrant? Did he go to high school? Is he smart? Is he strong? Is he nice and mannered? Does he a BBC? Is he gay? What are his life goals?

Mail order husbands from Indonesia

>>82318638
No all Indians are dirty, unhygienic, speak bloody bastard broken english and run scam centres to take money off old people because they're too low IQ to do anything else

Ate too much, now tummy is fool. Stupid bottom cooking.

letting my cancer kitty out to enjoy the nice day and some teenagers drove by and called me a fat ass :(

>>82318785
Normies are evil incarnate

Yeah only we can call you a fat fucking piggy

>>82318785
Poor kitty. Find those fuckers and kill them if they do it again or at least bitch about it to their parents

>>82318504
this but tng season 3

Where does a nigga go to get groomed? I live in Georgia and there's nobody here. I know I have potential.

>tfw was never trafficked as a teen
Was I not good enough?

>tfw you get groomed
>it's by sandniggers

>>82319114
the atlanta smash bros discord and locals

>>82319142
I'm gonna traffick you now. In my bed. You'll leave when I allow it.

It's every little gay bottom's dream to get groomed by a dom Daddy

>>82318504
this would be so kino

>>82319163
do I have to be good at the game? Or do I just need to signal that I'm an "egg"?

>>82319232
you dont have to be good actually you barely have to play

can I be groomed if I'm over 18 or 19 too old to be groomed?

>>82319271
Cut off point for being groomed is 25. After that you're the groomer.

Brush your teeth and your hair young man

>>82319263
good because I hate that slop
>>82319271
I don't think you're too old as long as you're cute

Meow give me husbie or give me death yay

You retards know story made that up don't you? You actually believe he got called that lol

mail order eastern european husbands

>>82319379

is it that unbelievable that a fat guy got called a fat ass?

>>82319429
storyanon is a giant thats 400lbs of strength not ordinary fat. nobody is going to talk shit to him irl

I don't think I'm too old for political blackmail. Having sex with me would still be pretty embarrassing.

>>82319473

No, I'm not. First of all I'm not even 300lbs and second I'm all flabby and have no arm strength.

Can I get groomed if I'm 26 now? Please...

grown ass man asking to be groomed

Middletown Ohayo I can smell the stench from all the way over there

>>82319331
yay! I agree!

>>82319618
*sniiiff*
mmm fresh lawn clippings

>>82319688
Can your order me a good wok? Haven't had one in years.

wth is a bad wok

You think I'm standing here eating sauteed bok choy because I want to?
I'm waiting for the red-light district to open, fuckhead

>>82319688
They're too shy to order food off an app? I don't get it

I constantly fall into mental pits that are counter productive to my health and wellbeing despite knowing they are and I hate it

Didn't do arm exercises for a while but it went great and I love when veins show afterwards.

Saw a small kitten loaf on the running track and she didn't budge no matter what was happening around her.

A pack of dogs was gaming up on one cat and barking at her while she climbed up a tree. Later when I ran by the cat was on the ground sitting surrounded by people so I assume they chased away dogs and gave her offerings.

Somehow the bike tire held up but I will forever be anxious about opening the garage door and finding out they're flat again. I have bike ptsd now.

What's wrong with being a virgin yay

>>82320891
you're either 16 or a loser

>>82320909
I guess I'm a loser then yay

>>82320836
cartoons? i only jerk off to my gf now

>>82320911
you were supposed to argue

this is the virgin hangout, we bully non-virgins here. get lost sex having loser.

>>82320947
Why would I meow

>>82320951
quite zen of you

>>82320950
yeah sure you do you fairy

>>82320977
I'm too insane to care yay

>>82321017
insane? insane in what way? do you talk to your walls?

>>82321034
My brain no work good meow

>>82321083
aww I bet it's fine just use it more

>>82320836
I jerk off to real humans too

I am back to frozen pizza for dinner, at least it isn't takeout, right?

>>82321125
same thing just cheaper

>>82321101
I've got schiz of phrenia it is in use too much if anything

>>82321125
takeout is good whats your problem

>82321211
maaaaaaaan fuck that sucks eat some tiramisu maybe it will go away. I hope you don't have type where your brain just tells you that you are worthless and need to die.

>>82321223

not when you need to save money and eat it all the time, as well as are fat.

and I burnt the roof of my mouth on my pizza. Oww that hurts...

My head feels so dizzy. I need to stop using Nair to remove body hair. That shit is NOT normal. Makes me feel fucked up like I've taken LSD for days after.

>>82321409
I've always wondered about that like how much do you need and does it burn?

https://youtu.be/ZazSKhbGYHU

Should I take LSD for fun meow

i tried nair twice and got chemical burns both times

>>82321432
alway wondered how the fuck do you wash it off from your hands so your head isn't bald after a shower

>>82321432
I've never gotten burns off it. I apply it to an area (i.e. lower leg), leave it for 8 minutes, then scrape the hair off. Repeat for entire body. Usually I need a bottle and a half to do my entire body.
>>82321453
Idk I just wash my hands with soap. Still have thick full hair.

Would you date a hispanic boy?

>>82321409
Nair has only ever worked for me once and I do recall there being slight smell that made me feel dizzy. Usually I'd remove the product and the the hair was till there. I also need the whole bottle just for my legs, not worth it.
I recommend just using a razor or body groomer. I use a Philips Norelco 7000. It's not perfect but I hate the hassle of trying to get Nair to work.

I use nair almost exclusively. And then gilette razors for my facial hair or for whatever nair didn't go in all the way at. Lasts me like 3 weeks, nair that is.

This week in Cuphead rip offs: toyland tussle

>>82321854
I used to use a razor but it would leave me itchy for a fews after. Nair gets the job done but the smell I think is the thing making me dizzy

Oh no, what a situation
Boring Life
Oh no, what a desperation day
You got to clap, you're free
Dancing in the factory

>>82321869
I love the old cartoon artstyle, hope that gets big and Felix the Cat gets a new cartoon or a game or something.

wahhh I'm so tired but it's too early to go to bed yet and far too late to nap.

Morr mormgh janoan VOLFRAMI-KUUTIOTA morrrghh marmh

Finnish looks like black speech, like how the fuck is that language and not just someone mashing the keyboard.

>>82322291
I find it so fucking funny that volframi is tungsten in english hej pelle den har sten ar riktig tung innit fucking tungsten lmao

>>82322307
wolfram is the german name for tungsten.

>>82321816
I sure hope so, I'm hispanic myself u_u

>>82322341
Volframi is finnish,it's just really funny because tungsten in swedish is literally "heavy rock"

>>82322356
Volframi is obviously coming from the German word here. I wonder why instead of Swedish which is closer both geographically and historically.

>>82322399
I didn't disagree? Volframi is still the finnish spelling Because we speak swedish here and calling it "heavy rock" sounds fucking stupid?

>>82322432
isn't that what it is? Tungsten is heavy and the ore is a rock, no?

>>82322472
Yeah that's why it's so stupid what if iron was called redrock

I didn't plan on playing TWO cat birthday themed games today but I did. Both don't have varied gameplay and are mostly dialog. Both are cute and fun in their own way. One was more happy about a cat delivering mail. The other was about dimension hopping lonely cat whose its own worst enemy. Side note, cat games rarely disappoint right? I have quite a few left on my backlog and I did test some demos so I know they will be good once I have more time to play them. Thank you cats.

>>82322526
this is the poster

I know the birthdays of 3 of the 9 cats, because those are siblings and I watched them be born.

r9g AKA kitty general

This is me posting yay

>>82322484
it'd make sense, one of the ores of iron is named hematite after blood

>>82322809
which is also ironic because iron is needed in blood.

>>82322809
Doesn't change The fact that tungsten is a silly name yawn

>>82322886
what would you call it then? To an English speaker it just sounds like something you'd call an element.

>>82322900
Wolfram sounds cooler methinks also it doesn't sound dumb to you because it's just gibberish

>>82322923
wolfram makes me either think of some old Germanic name from the 600s or some nazi thing.

Tungsten dildo

staying up all night with the bf reading about satanic cults

I made carrots today and they turned out really good
pic unrelated

take a shower for the week or just go to bed? I'm tired but I'm also dirty.

wh wh wh wh what's going on

>>82323192
I like reading about scary stuff but not at night or else I get scared, I need a bf to read about unusual deaths with me.

i make shitty mu mu mu music i take shitty dru dru dru drugs

any bottoms into true crime stuff? I ask because that seems like a very bottom thing to be into.

y'all ready for this

>>82323619
No, seems more like a foid thing to be into

>>82321816
depends on iq

>>82323843
Is it still fagging if it's consensual? I want to be the servant of an elder British boy.

Fag master protecting his junior fag

how do you even whistle paint
snout dog whistle trauma
i'm a pepperoni pizza
i'm going braindead

kot katze

morning cup of tea :) but no bf to share with :(

>>82324191
That was so awesome :D

need bottom bf to drink blood from

>>82325355
yello

>>82325359
will you let me have a tasty snack whenever

>>82325410
yes that would be very agreeable to me

>>82325537
lets get married today i see no other matters to discuss

https://voca.ro/1onCYUOGk3CH
im making a dumb song

ate much food
i dont feel so good boss

>>82325684
ok anon we're married now

>>82325814
now you should post your discord and we should get a home together

>>82325900
post yours anonymous

I got banned from ylilauta again meow waa

>>82325947
ok anonhusbie
ktkra

how are you incel? go on grindr right now and have sex with the first guy who messages you

>>82326077
Not good. Won't go on grindr because I'm not a cute attractive bottom. Thanks for the idea tho.

>>82326232
wont go on grindr because im chadsexual

>>82326242
>im chadsexual
What's that?

It's chilly outside today
Autumnbros we're so back

>>82326077
How are you an incel? Literally pay a hooker right now.

>>82326627
help him (me)

>>82326077
Im saving my self for my special someone

I wish I was special for a special someone. Instead I sulk alone because I'm not a cute bottom and can't be special :/

I can't even comprehend the concept of being "special" to someone anymore.
Like nah, this one can't possibly be special to anything or anyone.

Just get a boyfriend already

>>82327574
heh, easier said than done kid. Stick around, you've got a lot to learn.

>>82327538
You clearly need a bf who doesn't feel special himself and this will your job, making each other feel special and shying away when either gets lots of attention

>>82323550
*ding ding* -this is the crazy frog-

>>82326077
Sex is for cruel and soulless beasts, no one who engages in that act has anything in their mind but their own self.

>>82328283
*engages in sex with you*

>>82328338
You can't because I am not real.

Sex with bf

>>82328364
*sexes the idea of hot slutty you*

>>82328564
I can't let you destroy my pure and untainted soul anon. Stop it.

>>82328283
filefag is pozzed and says this stuff

>>82328581
Hey that's not true

Mom maid me a new pillow for my bed

Riding a bike uphill is really rough on my lower back. But it pays off once you literally fly downhill. The other bike I have here seems to be better too.

>>82328566
*kisses you and disappears*

Okay it's official, I'm in regular leg pain again. 2+ weeks of misery coming up.

>>82321439
Please overdose. I can't live knowing you also listen to and one.

some people should just kill themselves and die and rot

War in Flanders edition when?

some people should just turn into dirt
you weren't meant for life, you were meant to become dirt
become dirt
just become dirt

Oh and my carpal tunnel is acting up too, my fat neet body is falling apart.

just die and turn to dust and float away on the river nile
you weren't meant for life
you were a situational fuck up
your parents didn't mean to conceive you
stop existing
the universe doesn't want you to exist

love is in the air

>>82329817
>tfw no bf to be mummified with and buried together with so when 19th century archeologists excavate our tomb they call us best friends and tombmmates.

forcefully inject all violent crimes into my cranium
i will become crime
i will become jeffrey dahmer

>>82329860
>i will become jeffrey dahmer
ew, become eric harris
and i can be dylan

>>82329872
ok
this can be arranged, and then we can be tombmmates

i am turning into a corpse

i'm taking a public speaking communications class this semester and i want to suggest to the professor that we do an exercise on heckling, where each student has to give a 2 minute speech while being interrupted and yelled at and heckled by the rest of the class. do you think that would be a good idea? i think it seems really funny and educational

my personal trainer makes me do a lot of yoga exercises like ball tugging and rectum stretching

>>82329201
i need to bomb more hills...