Thread 82438996

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what a shitshow.

hello from burger land.
what do you do in a /britfeel/?

another day on /britfeel/ cranking out posts.

>>82439040
>hello from burger land.
alright ill have a bacon whopper as a meal please

>>82439040
dollies and drama. the latest gimmick is cranks, i reckon it's got about 100 posts of mileage left.

>>82439027
Did Ruth even finish the race?

a land, made of burgers. bouncing on the buns to get around.

>>82439061
heard she actually ran FURTHER than the finish line - apparently some bloke was running after her demanding an autograph/hug?

>>82439027
>what a shitshow.
:0

>>82439074
That wouldn't have been me. I have no shoes.

could you escape picrel without shoes?

shame it doesn't get properly cold for a while, I miss wearing fleeces and coats, I put anything more than a t shirt on and I'll get heat flashes coming over me, shite 2bqh, I blame me being muscular as it generates more heat

>>82439061
Here you go detectives, must be one of these:

https://www.greatrun.org/results/1324/?first_name=Ruth&age_group=20-34

>>82439096
Yeah I could with no socks. At least I have two feet unlike that poor soul.

>>82439040
can you confirm whether or not this is an authentic All-American breakfast?

>>82439105
Last time I checked I couldn't see it.

>>82439112
she's just bending her leg back. it's what you're meant to do (you learn this in Scouts)

>Ruth Crossman

everything reminds me of him...

>>82439053
100 cranks left?

What is known about Ruthmong's hairline?

>>82439133
yeah, then we'll have to spivot to something else.
(little crank joke there)

>>82439105
Cba looking but her last name is Crossmong

>>82439113
pancakes, egg and toast is correct, the rest is wrong

>>82439142
Remember when I was around 19 and my hair was getting long. The lady cutting it thought I looked much better with short hair. I don't like having short hair, though.

>>82439142
nothing wrong with women having a large, intelligent forehead.

>>82439155
don't yous call the little potato things 'tater tots'? are they not a breakfast food?

>>82439153
https://www.instagram.com/p/C7f3Hxptdq7/?igsh=Z2hhaWg3em1qb3R2
This is what i reckon ruthmong looks like

>>82439185
you're the one searching Instagram for Ruth Crossmen. weirdo.

>>82439149
>ms.

It's a troon haha.

>>82439113
looks about right.
usually i'd have the potatoes shredded, instead of tot shape

>>82439217
why'd you reply to my crankpost? can't handle a computer?

Licked my wife's arse this morning. Regretting it now tbqh, paranoid about dying from e.Coli.

i'm glad tattle.life does all my stalking for me. this lady tricked me. they are a necessary evil.

>>82439234
Mental how normalised a scat fetish (this includes anal sex) is nowadays

>>82439249
'rimming' is a gay practice, and a pretty unusual one at that (i'm guessing most homosexuals don't do it, because it's disgusting)

How many pigs does it take to guard a fucking knife arch? This is what the pigs think is worth spending resources on . Knife arch tyrants touching him up for not going through the radiation machine. That's a month's worth of radiation you get going through one of those. Look at all them compliant npcs going through it haha. Mugs. As if a real knifeman would get caught by this contraption. Can see that from a mile away. I bet britfeel lads would comply.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTHMm-QgM8E

mad how people will live their lives never licking anyones arse or sniffing their armpits or licking their feet bc they dont want to look "weird"
if you're being a self conscious pussy around someone you're shagging what are you even doing with your life. miss me w ur boring ass existence

dunno why youd ever want to lick anyones arse me. all the wife allows me is ten thrusts of functional missionary, anything beyond that i have to get the laptop out and go for a wank and that's how things should be x

Go on lad. Nothing to hide. Nothing to fear. Come through the arch or we'll grope you and touch your penis.

>>82439248
Wish i could afford chicken. Fucking upper middle classes "slumming it, oh tarquin don't forget to spend 30quid on a good chicken so we can save some money"
FUCKING CUNTS!

>>82439248
I only use that site to catch up on Ruby. Lot of jealous women on there.

Just got a black adidas trackie. im dead active lad. dont joke.

>>82439376
Glad I don't live anywhere that this is even remotely necessary. Real grim state of affairs.

So that explains all the teenage girly drama. Tattlemongs and Kiwimongs have taken over britfeel.

>>82439249
>>82439234
Porn has rotted so many brains, it sad
For me it's vanilla sex with my gf. All I need in life

>>82439376
Saw one of these half way up the stairs out of Brixton tube station. There was a long queue of people standing on the stairs. Being a newb in London i just walked past them all and around the 2 coppers at the machine and the two coppers at the exit, who gave me the stinkeye but didn't stop me.
Londoners are broken.

sex arch linux

>>82439428
I guarantee your gf wants and needs more

>>82439385
her frugal tricks don't even make sense any more. e.g. she recommend turkey if you could afford fresh meat: cheaper than chicken/beef, get turkey mince.
or below that, get EVERYTHING tinned. tins tins tins.

right now in Morrisons, a 210g tin of beef slices in gravy is 2.00 quid. or you can get 330g (two) chicken breasts for 2.48 quid.

yeah there's stability and convenience and all that, but the point of these tins is that that they were (and still are) cheap filler crap. dog food. low % of actual meat content.

>>82439424
>So that explains all the teenage girly drama. Tattlemongs and Kiwimongs have taken over britfeel.
yes
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/80453315/#80454180

absolutely fuming, some paki cunt in a high vis was doing random inspections whilst I was making food and I was staring at him through the peep hole thinking wtf is this bullshit its nearly 5pm and hes skipped my flat, fuck right off you cunt its too late for that. No email from landberg either, not letting him in.

>>82439526
>beef slices... cor!
Seriously though, the price of tinned stuff has fucking shot up AND it's going to be reconsituted meat arse, shaped.
I used to love 30p tins of fruit, yeah it was the scrapings from the machine but it was real fruit. My favourite, mackrel is now a quid for a small tin. Hopefully i get pip and i don't have to eat like some third world shitter.

>>82439551
there was even that period where TINNED TOMATOES were in short supply (drought or something).
and common wisdom was it didn't really matter if you got the cheap ones, they're a staple/base ingredient for other meals. get plum tomatoes even if you want smooth sauce (passata is the sieved run-off, plum tomatoes you can blitz with a hand blender).

47p now instead of 35p. which doesn't sound like much, but that's 34% more. so it's equivalent to if the four-packs were three-packs at the same price, all of a sudden.

what cheap-but-fine foods are left? rice, milk, bread?

>>82439658
bread is >2quid around here for a simple white loaf, i used to eat a lot of rice but now just buy boil in the bag which i have once a week, pasta fucks me up so i dont eat it.
My main staples are potatoes, baked beans, 89% burger and sausages, frozen mixed veg and frozen fruit which is cheaper than fresh fruit somehow???
I think it's profiteering more than supply issues.

Manifest lied to me lads, had 135 parcels, was alright though, did 2 trips one for the boxes, was hailing for a bit near the end, got soaked

>>82439708
Good job parcel lad.
Get yourself some overtrousers with vents for the autumn.

How many drugs im those parcels I wonder. Gagging for a bag rn me desu.

>>82439376
You've got it backwards lad.

>>82439708
why did you buzz my flat but not deliver my parcel?

>>82439722
They don't pay me enough for new clothes lad
>>82439725
Roughly none I reckon, drug dealers use royal mail
>>82439831
You didn't answer the buzzer to let me in

>>82439846
Not too pricey.

there are a few McDonald's up and down the country that have metal detectors (and often police) at the entrance.

i looked into it, i forgot the specifics but you can't just randomly ask people to go through metal detectors out and about. someone wrote a FOI request to the police. gist was they're on loan from the police, and officers are outside, but the actual detectors are on McDonald's private property so it's allowed.

>>82439424
So that explains all the teenage girly drama. Tattletrannys and Kiwitrannys have taken over britfeel.
ftfy

>>82439846
>You didn't answer the buzzer to let me in
i pressed the door release. that sends a CLEAR signal that you are to come inside and knock at my door, and when i do not answer you can leave the parcel at the doorstep and leave irritated.

very reasonable system. none of the OTHER deliverymen have complained.

>overtrousers
new concept 2 me

are thermals old-fashioned? seems like a pure old man thing, putting on your vest and long johns.

>>82439113
pancakes are too small, tatertots look fine, our toast isnt cut in half, those sausages and bacons look weird and the egg is fine although scrambled is more common

>>82439155
>>82439223
>>82439889
thanks yanks.

it's an American-themed diner at a theme park. the difference between the standard full breakfast and the All-American breakfast is that the standard one comes with tomatoes and mushrooms, the American one does not. do yous not have tomatoes and mushrooms for breakfast, maybe in YOUR diners?

(to be fair i have no idea how tomatoes and mushrooms are considered breakfast food.)

>>82439858
Problem i find with these and manual jobs is that you may be water proof from the outside but you end up with swamp ass and an amazonian crotch. End up more wet internally than you would by accepting the rain wetting. Squelching around in my own bollock sweat, handing you a parcel whilst it drips down into my socks.
>>82439885
I have thermals but I am a balding mid 30s white male.

>>82439864
i am NOT a transsexual. if anything, my stalkee is. she is a lesbian single mother from shagging a bloke, but she is also a they/them non-binary woman. (or, there's a much simpler explanation.)

me? i'm just some lad, here to read it all.

>>82439907
>I have thermals but I am a balding mid 30s white male.
some things you just age into, don't you? i'm not far away from buying one of these. of course they're for old ladies. but you know what else? they look convenient as fuck.

>balding
will you rock the skullet look?

>>82439787
Nice one. They seem very happy about it. AI is bloody scary btw.

Saves screen caps of social media drama, says they aren't a tranny. Uh huh, sure....

>>82439938
I have rocked the skullet back about 3 years ago for a laugh. I've also shaved half my had off in the past (line back from between the eyes) and had it shoulder length on the other side.
Currently its just a normal short back and side because I tried shaving a number 1 all over and it made me look more balding so I will have to wait for the balding to get worse.
Weirdly though, I get more interest from women as a Dad with a balding head than I ever have at any point in my life. Currently have a 21 yr old local lass after me but I think the age gap is a bit much. They love the Dad body lads! Fuck putting effort in.

Flixbus broke down on the way to Newcastle the other day. Was fuming desu. Not gonna lie.

>>82439973
Did you make it though? Have fun?

>>82439973
you ok hen? xx

>>82439979
No, it was not a good experience. Going out is just not for me.

>>82439986
Yes, I'm back in my comfy boxroom where I belong now. Thanks.

>>82439858
>mountain warehouse
I refuse to order from any company that uses Evri for delivery as a matter of principle, although desu the mountain warehouse packages are never too bad, don't think they have physical stores round here, been in one once, think it was in Norwich
>>82439876
Told you already to ask the council to leave it on trades during the day

>>82439992
How was the girl though lad? She what you were expecting?

>>82440018
Yes, her feminine penis is bigger than mine.

Shippy a nonce? Within the realms of possibility desu

>I refuse to order from any company that uses Evri for delivery as a matter of principle
you just gonna take that, deliverylad?

so now that Gopuff thing's on Amazon, they've given me a 5 quid off voucher and there's a 15% off first order promo.
i don't know how i've done it, but i made up a random basket to test the code, removed a milk carton to knock it below 25 quid (minimum for the promo) and it's shot down from 21.60 WITH the milk + promos, to 17.95 WITHOUT the milk, then down to 13.90 once i re-added the same milk.

repeated the process to see if i could just keep doing this, but nah, it's stuck on 17.95/13.90. but i think i've made it apply the same offer twice, or something.

>>82440228
It was literally me who said it, follow the conversation

>>82440395
i did, and i assumed that, but then there's two posts replying to the trousers post.
>Squelching around in my own bollock sweat, handing you a parcel whilst it drips down into my socks.

so, do we just have two delivery anons? or were you following up with the extra attack on Mountain Warehouse?

sort of unbelievable if we not only have two employed people, but two employed people who both deliver parcels. it's like that statistics thing about how you will likely have the same birthday as someone at a party (it's not just no.-of-party-goers in 365)

all seeing bog.

>>82440552
Yeah idk that one wasn't me, I think he was just being hypothetical

The bog will come for each one of you. BOG BOG.

>>82440073
He has a healthy attraction to post pubescent teenage girls. A man of fine taste if you ask me

>>82440560
>I think he was just being hypothetical
cor the imagination on some people, man.
can't imagine myself in ANY job. you've said i should get one, i appreciate your faith in me.

time to see if i have any bread in the cupboard, so i can cook a cheese toastie in the top.

anyone here ever kill themself?

>>82440625
i feel like delirium tremens was pretty close. or DMT, does that count? definitely underwent ego death.

>>82440617
You should lad, you'll feel much better

>>82439172
Was this a dude oretending to be a chick who went back to being a dude?

>>82440597
>post pubescent teenage girls
16 yr olds arent post pubescent

>>82440625
Dead people aren't able to post online so I doubt it.

Marathon lad. Is he here? What's his best times in 5k and 10k?

Emily wops hasn't uploaded in a month now. She said she was going to do a CeX london video in a few days on her last video. Why did she lie lads? I wonder why she stopped.

Do you love bog?

I might get Hollow Knight: Silksong for my Xbox One. I don't have enough points though and mum doesn't like me just using her card without asking.

>>82440719
I am one with bog

>>82440738
You have taken the right path. BOG BOG.

>>82439863
I have watched a lot of Veitch videos to know the mcdonalds is the go to place for feral youths and druggies to fight. I'm guessing it's pretty bad in most cities these days.

>>82440724
She didn't say anything about me... Just pass her details over and I'll buy it for you with her card lad. Legit.

Can't believe he kneeled on her neck. He has a conviction for beating up this poor autistic woman yet he plays the victim in his videos. He doesn't pay or care about his kids either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O4DRUwx8yE

trying to avoid the gf inviting me to a parental and sibling outing to ''cheshire oaks'' on saturday because I notice that the only time I see them is when im invited by her and never the parents so ive deduced that I'm a bit of a dampener to any family fun time probably due to me being autistic and its probably for the best I just dont so they can have a nice time with each other, #sigmathings innit, wish I had the type of relation where the family actually liked me because I'm so funny, charasmatic and interesting and I make friends with them but its just never going to happen. Infact, I dont think a single persons parents be it gf's or friends have ever liked me, secretly disliked at worst, tolerated at best.

Ripped a fartington just now me didn't i

I did didn't i

It does smell quite bad X

>>82439040
Nobody in this thread knows who this character is because we didn't grow up with the NES over here. We had the ZX spectrum or the "speccy" American children played games such as castlevania, super Mario brothers, Megaman, and double dragon. We had Chucky egg and horis.

I don't go into the McDonalds near me I'm too scared of the nutters in their, gangsters. taking sugars they don't need

>>82440647
he was always a dude. his name is Elliot, he is female-to-male transgender, and he. is. valid!

on my 5th piss today

>>82440973
zoomers will never know the sheer horror that was Granny's Garden.

*inhales*
>>82440624
>i can cook a cheese toastie in the top
THAT'S RIGHT, IN 'THE TOP'.

WHAT COULD THAT POSSIBLY MEAN? someone ought to question my unusual nomenclature.

My carisoprodol tolerance surely is going through the fucking roof, lost count of how many I've had today and I'm still not enjoying myself as much as I feel I ought. Lucky I've only got 10 left as then I guess I can go into a very unpleasant withdrawal.

But not for long, as I have pregabalin, ketamine, cocaine on the way to a mates to be collected next week. (Can't deliver to my house because the wife does not like me doing drugs outside of special occasions).

Nasty foids everywhere. Don't ever be nice to them. No point being mr nice guy. They don't deserve any fucking respect. They don't care about me because I'm not some fucking deano or chad.

>>82441023
It's like "the side" but the bit on top. Work top, not work side.

In the kitchen most cooking gets done on the top. It's very simple if you think it through.

>>82440969
Helen's view when Mark pushes his warty penis down her throat

I'm at the point of thinking I didn't hear the voice

>>82441036
>>82441036
no, actually, it's my grill. you see, i keep the grill on top of the cupboard. the context was the cupboard, not kitchens.

very foolish of you.

>>82441054
Just call him George like a normal person

>>82441029
similar boat pal. i had i think 16 tramadols yesterday (50mg ones, not 100mg). can tell they wear off quite quickly. but i have nothing else in, really. (was going to have pregabalin but i didn't know if/when i'd be getting ket).

maybe you could use the days up until going to your mate's to wean off the carisoprodol a bit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOvPj6qTkSE

utterly entranced by this.

Haven't had a shower in 2 months and my skin is starting to turn grey. Simply don't have the energy for it.

>>82441078
Yeah I really ought to, but I'm kind of one of those people that if I have drugs in the house I'm gonna do them. I'll certainly try, but I've got a crazy busy week and I've got overtime all weekend doing a network switch migration so there's a good chance I'll be so knackered from that I won't need them. Also got some ambien for sleeps, so useful if I do try to take a day off. I've also also got like 5 xan bars at said friends house, so I'll probably bring those back too.

And then, as I say every time, once all the drugs have run out I will stop and have a nice break for a while until I have a good reason to do drugs (other than being addicted).

That's quite a lot of trams my man, I love the opioids but I hate not being able to shit for days at a time. Had a wisdom tooth out and got dry socket earlier this year, acquired various painkillers and when I stopped taking them I was definitely in withdrawal and also had the most massive painful shit of my life. Took like 3 hours back and forth to get out even with laxatives.

I hope your k arrives soon.

paedo-criminal man from banbury

Little baby bobbin

Downers are for mongs

it habbening https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5ypl5grg24t

Those new kinder bueno cornetto style ice creams are the absolute fucking tits, the white ones especially but the milk chocolate ones are also way up there. They have a solid disk on top of bueno chocolate and I wish the entire thing was made of it, it's so fucking good, and they also have a cylinder of it going down through the middle. Highly recommend them.

Read an article on BBC news that some Autistic lad got a job and was being praised for it. At the bottom it said according to the DWP 2024 statistics say that only 5% of autistic adults are in a form of paid employment. Are we that fucked lads?

>>82441210
It was probably just Shippy using the toilet

>>82441210
It was the presence of seasideMARK alarmed the biohazard team. His TMAU put the whole building on red alert. Not right.

>>82441244
Would you as a business owner hire a mong? Dont think so

>>82441244
idk man got my compsci degree but the job market is so fucked i'm doing warehouse till i get that shit sorted, am autistic but bringing it in still, you have to consider they're bundling us in with the mega autistic ones, and sometimes jobs have this rubbish thing of "you need to adhere to company culture and be fake friendly" and we just can't.

>>82441244
No lad you're not fucked, they really need to stop calling it all autism, autistics are the Harvey types and the non verbal helmet spastic types, people like you just haven't been socialised, you unironically need to be thrown in the metaphorical deep end and forced to do the things you refuse to do like touch grass and get a job

just dont feel accepted anywhere irl, closest is 4chan. Wish I belonged to something real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvO3zcclSV8

>>82441261
what if the mong didn't mention he is a mong? my strategy personally.

>>82441268
>>82441244
I have a job and was diagnosed ''autistic'' thing is I was thrown into having friends in childhood but was still strange and off putting, same in secondary, sort of made friends in uni but lost them all after they moved away and now as an adult in full time employment im still strange and off putting and the only people to ever interact with me do so because they have to. The over diagnosis of autism feels like bullshit but I think there is more to it than ''u just dont speek to pepo enuf'' as ive been thrown into situations where ive had to, even for a week straight during uni trips but theres still something off about me, just not wired up right.

>>82441205
if i have stimulants i just keep taking them and then i feel like i'm going to have a heart attack. and THEN i feel all drained, just utterly miserable, probably combined with 2-3 days of no sleep.

will stick to comfy drugs, thank you.

>>82440657
You're right lad. I meant pubescent and past the age of consent of course

Used to do a lot of drugs but now I have a sprog and responsibilities. Miss drugs greatly ngl

>>82441211
oh aye i got those crazy cheap on an app a few weeks ago (picrel; sadly there was a maximum of three).

don't care for Kinder Buenos, and Cornettos are just all right, but oh my days. these are really nice, aren't they?

>>82441335
THIRTY P????????

>>82441335
They're next level, I also don't care much for either of the others but something very special about these lads. Glad there's another appreciater in this general.

>>82441357
I'll have to search these out.
>>82441335
What app you using lad?

there's 'classic autism' still, but the spectrum idea was a mistake (plenty of conditions exist in varying degrees).

should have kept Asperger's syndrome. if Hans Asperger was problematic(TM), rename it Wing's syndrome (Lorna Wing was the British psychiatrist who actually coined it).

Went fishing lads, caught some carp, got sunburnt to high hell.
Good times

>>82441367
is classic autism retard tier? what about lads that are just not wired up right? unless thats arseburgers, dunno.

>>82441383
aspergers is you get a small social deficiency but it's minimal you can build it back up and be a functional being. everything else is a long day.

>>82441383
I'm not wired up right. If I have a wank I get a really sweaty arse, like really sweaty. What disability is that lad?

>>82441398
>everything else is a long day.
wha?

>>82441205
Certainly not going to argue that I'm a mong. I like uppers and psychs and disassociatives also, but for casual use you can't really beat downers. I just don't really like weed very much and none of the others are much fun to do while sitting around watching tv.

>>82441406
homosexuality im afraid mate

>>82441348
yeah, 10p each. so i got three for 30p.

>>82441366
>What app you using lad?
feel like i'm coming off as a pure advert, but Gopuff. they do these random deals every week.
big bags of Haribo Starmix for 20p each? not going to say no to that, am i?

>>82441406
sounds like a pip claim 2bh, I find that I get really warm for most of the year and cant even wear more than a t shirt until winter, think that should be a disability. I'll settle for my entire rent being covered.

>>82441406
Wet arse syndrome.

>>82441412
as in, all other levels of autistic disorder are actual disabilities and fuck you over (having a long day) i'm happy enough with my aspergers

>>82441419
this shit is mad you're a good advert

>>82441383
>is classic autism retard tier?
basically, yeah. watch that Louis Theroux on it.
the kid with his dragon stories, "i;m going to STAB HIM!!!"? Asperger's.
the kid who couldn't talk and walked around bashing his head off walls? autism.

>>82441435
wish I didn't have any of it, note a fan of being an oddball

Sick to by back teeth of seeing David fucking Beckham in every single advert. Fuck off.

>>82441461
>this commercial slut will sell our lager thats renowned for being beloved by wife beaters!
>guys PLEASE buy stella see even classy lad beckham drinks it what more do you want

The other thing has crashed and needs resetting ffs

>>82441461
has he reinvented himself as something else?
i mean he was a pretty standard celebrity goss (maybe reality show?) guy for a while. did a few adverts. but what's he up to, these days?

>>82441490
not him but to me he seems to just need the money
he was all over the place, then he focused on promoting US football, now he's back in the media with drama about his kids and it seems like he's cashing in on easy paychecks again by doing any ad that offers

>>82441481
i remember Stella had adverts showing it as a classy old-world Belgian beer. basically in the style of old films: men returning from the war to their lovely village, reconnecting over a crisp mug of Stella.

i think at some point they stopped trying. can't really rehabilitate Stella's image, at least not in the UK.

>>82441451
i don't mind it everyone's a retard anyways at least i get to ask for special privileges cause the gp said so

>>82441517
they're still giving it a go, but they have definitely toned it back a bit. they seem to think "look celebs like Beckham drink it" is a fair middle ground to try and save the image but in a low effort fashion

just want to drift through america in the 60s lads

didn't David Beckham show up briefly as a knight, in that Guy Ritchie King Arthur film?

didn't see Bend It Like Beckham, but apparently he's hardly even in it? imagine if Being John Malkovich barely featured him (instead of hundreds of him)

>>82441550
yeah cos they were just playing with the slogan rather than making it about him
instead its just "girls can play football >:(" and what i saw in the women's world cup proved that to be false

>>82441543
cor. driving your Dodge Charger up to the gas station, getting a glass bottle of Coke from the diner, then huffing all the unleaded petrol fumes while nobody is looking.

would be living the dream x

>>82441550
He had a cameo at the very end of Bend It Like Beckham but it's very short. Love that film tbqh. It was my sexual awakening for flat chested lassies.

>>82441558
>instead its just "girls can play football >:("
kind of want to watch this now, tbqh.

i mean people liked it but i'm guessing it's a bit Richard-Curtis-y?

DOWNLOADAN

>>82441574
it's fine, i just have a negative opinion of it as i was forced to watch it in school, and i had already sorted out my bint tastes so i cant relate to it like >>82441566 can

>>82441574
It's a lesbian rom com that explores Indian cultural norms. It's pretty decent.

>>82441419
Nice one! I'll give it a gander.
>>82441416
Damn! Is that covered by the government? Do they have special positions open?
>>82441422
I'll email them right away.

>>82441590
>Damn! Is that covered by the government? Do they have special positions open?
Plenty, including being Chika's handler.

Anyone remember Zero to Hero the CBBC thing with Michael Owen appearing in that kids bedroom?
Also had Brick Top from Snatch in it (see link)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx87CByY0Ug

>>82441461
>watching adverts

Now why are you subjecting yourself to that lad?

>>82441632
not him but i aint paying youtube to take ads off my phone or tv

Goal! (2005) was some utter slop. think it ended up being a trilogy, might watch those.

sports films peaked with A Knight's Tale.

Got 12 racer bars in my snack cupboard. Oh it's good to be back. Will be gone by Wednesday it lush.

You know we belong together,
You and I forever and ever.
No matter where you are,
You're my guiding star.

And from the very first moment I saw you
There was such emotion
I'm walking on air,
Just to know (Just to know)
You are there (You are there)

Hold me in your arms
Don't let me go
I want to stay forever
Closer each day....
Home and away...

>>82441368
Good stuff. Love a session by the lake or near a river.
I'm hoping my fishing days aren't behind me, but a few health issues might have put a stop to it (fingers crossed for only short term).

>>82441650
What about Mean Machine? It's basically The Longest Yard with Vinnie Jones.

people keep saying YouTube has worked its way around adblockers, but i have never once seen a YouTube ad. don't even do anything special, just uBlock Origin with default settings.
even 4oD, says i can pay to watch without adverts. never seen any.
Twitch is the only one that managed. something about putting the ads in the video stream itself? and aye. they've won.

>>82441669
fuckin hell i forgot about this. watched it yonks ago.

was there a bit in Euro Trip where they go to the UK, and end up meeting some football hooligans? was that Vinnie Jones?

>>82441692
Yeah Mad Maynard apparently. i can't remember that.
I'd forgotten Statham was in Mean Machine too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTqb_qEtVDc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdP0JXZpbx0

corrr it Vinnie Jones kino
vino, if you will

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei1DnFdJrww

those wily Americans, writing British dialogue.
what are they like

HADAWAY MAN
DIVVENT SHOOT YOUR GOB OFF
I DIVVENT DUNCED THE GADGIE
I WAS BANG MORTAL IN THE BOOZER WHEN EDDIE WENT DOWN LIKE

Willy Americans....

Redhead green eyes gf please

Used to have a redhead green eye boss. She never brushed her teeth, had banging knockers though.

Give the mong unlimited money and tech

High IQ ginger MILFs, oh aye x

favourite vinnie jones memories lads?

>>82441993
>High IQ
i feel like "i skipped tax when im a labour MP" is a sign of low IQ, unless you actively want to quit

>>82442027
>Jones explained his reasoning for the tackle, stating that the kid was asking for it and had been showing off to the crowd. He went through with the challenge despite his teammate, David Batty, telling him not to.
>Despite meeting the youngster years later, Jones refused to apologize for the incident, joking that the kid went down too easily.
hahahaha what the fuck

>>82442121
Think you're the low IQ one here lad

>>82442147
is that not rayner? they all look the same to me

>>82441993
Phwaoooar! I love her 'content'

>>82442157
No
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannah_Fry

>>82441993
Was watching something with her on the other day.
>>82442121
Hannah fry.

>>82442027
As a Leeds fan I didn't even know about this! Absolutely brilliant. Better than Boris' attempt.What a legend.

If I deliberately put myself in situations that may kill me, but I don't actually kill myself, is that a mortal sin?

>>82438996 (OP)
an absolute gem

>>82442168
>>82442172
then i revoke my IQ card lads, im sorry

would you a Rowling, /britfeel/?

>>82442211
What situations are you thinking?

>>82442221
I would. I'd get me wand out flick it and be like 'Fellatio' Then I'd undo her robes and ask her if she will open her Chamber of Secrets for my Basilisk.

>>82442168
>Aged 36, she was diagnosed with cervical cancer and underwent a radical hysterectomy.She wrote and presented the documentary "Making Sense of Cancer with Hannah Fry"

this shit terrifies me now. like that TotalBiscuit lad, died at 33. some guy from Spennymoor in County Durham. probably had a bit of dosh from internet video stuff. cancer, dead, at 33. fucking hell.

>>82442249
>dead, at 33
Lucky lads. I can keep dreaming.

>>82442211
And Jesus answering said unto him, It is said, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.

>>82442237
Walking along narrow cliff edges, or running across busy main roads, or driving with bad brakes

>>82442249
it's not that common
https://www.cancerresearchuk.org/health-professional/cancer-statistics/incidence/age#heading-Zero

>>82442211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W141hdkPVMw
CAN I STILL GET INTO HEAVEN IF I KILL MYSELF

>>82442249
Biscuit got ass cancer because he wouldn't see a doctor. Getting old is shit and gay anyway. I'm honestly bored of it all, but self-preservation is a cunt

Did you know there was Rate My Takeaway drama going on lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBAX_y4vkM0

>>82442284
The real drama is people watching some fat mong say "that tastes alright 8.754658457645 out of 10"

Listening to Kate Bush lads. I wish I could've been a mum.

>>82442272
The latter two would be sinful, but the first would actually be heroic.

>>82442284
giz a run down de lid

>>82442272
i imagine taking yourself out at the expensive of others, like hurling yourself in front of a car/train, has gotta be worse than just "oh no i fell"

>>82442248
that's some saucy stuff, lad.

>>82442248
Feed her some curry, stick it in the goblet of fire, then if you're black creampie her for a half-blood prince

>>82442306
So as the channel got bigger he turned it into a business with the camera man and editor each taking 33% which makes sense.
He had a stroke and was suffering mentally so he said to them he was handing in his notice. He said he'd film a month of vids (12) and the last would be a farewell.
Anyway long story short, they went mental. Stopped everything, drained the accounts and took the van etc. Then they told him to get a solicitor and contact them in seven days. The stress gave him another stroke. He's doing okay now, he can talk and walk etc.
He lost the TV offers etc and he was about to film.
Looks like it's all going to court.

you will never go back in time, become Rowling's rebound bf with regular, wild sex to make her ex jealous, restore her faith in men, and convince her to fix the Quidditch rules.

>>82442306
He's punching well above his weight.

>>82442369
She used to be ginger? Corrrr, and i mean CORRRR

What do you think lads? Hotdog time. Bloody love a can of these.

>>82442344
bloody hell
thanks for that
I member when people uploaded on YouTube for a laugh

>>82442401
That's what he was saying. He went viral and the money came in so they decided to make it a business. Then the TV offers came in and the guys went all money hungry and he felt overworked and wanted out.

>>82442396
arent they usually just a bunch of "recycled chicken" as they call it

>>82442451
Probably lad I try not to think too deeply about it. Bound to be some anus in there I expect but they are just bloody lovely.
I made some home made polish soup earlier so I've eaten pretty healthy. It's carrot, onion, garlic, bacon, paprika, cabbage and caraway seeds.Bit of pasta.

>>82442396
i feel like hot dogs should be squidgy and a bit shit, but boiling them they also go a bit too moist/squidgy.
on the flip side, supermarkets sometimes do THESE 'hotdogs' but they're not what i'd consider hotdogs. just sausages, aren't they? they crisp up TOO much. not rite for a hotdog in a bun. not rite at all.

it's mad to me when someone on YouTube talks about having a 'team'. i'd get it if it was traditional filmmaking, making short films or something. obviously you need other people for all the different roles.

but filming yourself in your bedroom, reading a script, putting a few graphics on the screen...? people have always done that solo. completely for free. hell, they even used to do their own animation, music, all sorts!

>>82442517
Exactly! The ones you get that are in a special pack in coop that look like the tinned/jarred ones are literally he same but vac packed with a huge mark-up too. Not much in between.

>>82442534
>people have always done that solo. completely for free. hell, they even used to do their own animation, music, all sorts!
They still can/do, but that shit takes time. The people who push out content on the regular hire others to do it as the extra output makes enough money to offset the wages.
This is very basic economics, anon.

>>82442517
>picrel
those suck don't buy them they taste and smell like shit

>>82442534
As someone who has worked in IT I am constantly amazed at how tasks that me and you would probably find infant level are actually like magic.
The newest generation is almost as bad as my parents generation because few of them us computers and reply on tablets, phones and consoles.

>>82442210
me too lad, going to be a long season. not rite

>>82442396
Much prefer these ones lad

>>82442563
Yeah those are definitely better! Boss man doesn't have them though so I buy the canned one like twice a year maybe and leave it in cupboard for nights like these where I'm hungry for more than a snack but less than a meal.

>>82439248
As soon as I saw the tattoos I knew she was retarded. Shame, she's probably been raped multiple times, there's literally no other reason to draw on yourself

>>82439863
Yeah just keep making accommodations instead of deporting them.
You know when I grew up in the 90s we never saw anything like this, no bars on doors no items locked behind bulletproof glass... No niggers.

>>82442557
aye just saw the reviews.

had those vacuum-sealed fridge hotdogs and they're really just fine. surely they could make proper cooked hotdog style sausages, bit nicer, you just microwave them or something.

come to think of it, i remember the Rustlers hotdogs not being THAT bad.

Luv gooning me i do

>>82442593
she's been vague about it. she was a lesbian firewoman who maybe helped at Grenfell or maybe she didn't, her dad was either a poor working-class hero or some kind of investor, she's a third gender and/or a feminist woman.

always grim to cast aspersions on someone hinting at sexual abuse, but this is really a boy-who-cried-wolf scenario. all that's certain is she was skint for a while and struggled to feed her son, and now she's a lying poverty-porn grifter.

Bloody get in! Loving it.

>>82442747
>The dawgs.jpg
corrr and i DO mean corrr

HelperLad and a horse walk into a bar

Just watched Lost Highway. Very confused honestly, but it was still a good watch. Quite hypnotic

>>82442706
>firewoman
She answered the phone
>can't afford to feed her son
Has thousands for skin scribbles
>lefty lesbian, confused about her sexuality & gender
Come on now this was too easy

>>82442781
Little bit of rabbit hair in there but they are getting new coats and it's everywhere.
>>82442802
Love that film. Are you the lad asking for recommendations yesterday//Sat if so I'm sorry to have put you through that as a first Lynch film. Love Trent Reznor though.

>>82442812
don't you backtalk me as if i don't know the Monroe lore. maybe i'm not part of the canal, but i know all there is to know about guest.

>>82442820
I was the lad seeing it in the cinema.

>>82442747
for a second i thought you had some hella cool flame countertop, with a matching plate.

still cool though. where2cop clear plates?

Favourite modern director lads? Got to be Yorgos Lanthimos for me

made a latte last thread. glass mug. they look cool, don't they? but they're utter shite at retaining heat.

>>82442836
Oh wow! I bet that's next level!
>>82442846
Do you know what (got im fucking getting old) nowhere mate! That's my mousemat lol. The couple I live with got a load of kitchen stuff when his gran died and these plates were there. He has granite tops and I chipped one washing up so went to get a replacement and you can get the normal glass ones but not the ovenproof ones. Pyrex don;t seem to do them and they took over. I'm guessing these are 80s vintage. I bought him a set of white ones instead.

>>82442852
Craig Zahler for me

>>82442854
They are wank. I'm a tin cup lad myself.
>>82442852
I like David Cronenberg's son but I cba to look up his name.

>>82442852
i'm not into yer fancy forrin films. might have to be a bit pedestrian and say Edgar Wright. very specific style that goes right back to Spaced, great comic timing with editing and camera movements and all that.
Scott Pilgrim and Baby Driver were different, but they were still Edgar Wright films.

i have yet to see Last Night in Soho. should i watch Last Night in Soho?

>>82442873
Good choice there me lid.

>>82442852
Does Scorsese still count as modern?

>>82439500
All the Chads are starting to use it now because of archinstall command.

>>82442912
Aye, his newest film has Deniro playing a teenager who's into vaping.

If you want 25,000 per year, which is minimum wage, you MUST have an A Level.

>>82442930
A levels to drop off parcels? I guess there really are more people than jobs now.

Ruth does A-Levels.

not really a movie guy, haven't heard of most of these movies or directors you lads are talking about. what's a good movie to get into the medium?

>>82442950
The actual job was data processor (just typing stuff into Excel and creating invoices) lmao. They want you to have an A level to do basic monkey stuff I learnt to do when I was still in high school like using Excel

You MUST have all these qualities and traits if you want minimum wage. You must be an exceptional communicator and have exceptional talent. Fuck me I can't stop laughing at job adverts sometimes. They ask for the world of you for pennies basically.

18 years old and already making sexual asmr. May as well renounce her Christianity.

>>82442963
I went through the IMDb 250 list when I first got into films
got all the classics on there

>>82442917
Fedora with KDE Plasma for life

>>82442972
They are doing it to filter out the lower class deano types.

>>82442963
Goodfellas.

You MUST have 2 years experience in IT Support if you want 22,000 per year which is actually below the minimum wage and illegal!

Noticed most of my favourite films are about drugs. Trainspotting, Human Traffic, Enter the Void, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, etc. Done coke and ketamine a few times but I'm in no way a druggie.

>>82442963
et nigga

>>82442917
Fucking Pewdipie or whatever his name is did an Arch vid... Now everyone is ricing.

>>82442961
With will and jamals hotdogs. Lush.

Tokyo Drift best film

>>82443004
>strong work ethic

not for me then.

>>82443027
Too many updates and buggy kernel for me. Like the old stable Debian.

>>82443188
I've ran Debian before and really liked it. I like Parrot too and use Kali a lot to mess about. I honestly cannot say why I like Fedora but it's just the one I get on most with.
Still got Windows on my main machine for gaming but use the old ThinkPad T430 to shit post on here a lot in bed. Fedora is pretty light on it so it seems to do the job. Definitely better options available but it suits me.
Pic is my Windows Desktop

>isnt even amazon jobs going
wtf its over for me lads

>>82443091
Can't stand the lad. Needs a good slap.

Any lads here tried the new Indian Dominos pizzas? Tempted to order one

>>82443243
The latest fedora 42 kernel fucked up the wifi after ten minutes of using the internet on my old ThinkPad. Had to roll back. Debian is the one I feel most at home with. The installer is old school but very easy to follow.

sometimes i do think of ending it all like. just don't see any hope atm.

of course she has a comfy job because of nepotism.

>>82443316
Same lad. Can't see it improving to a point I'd like to be at. To society improving is just putting me in a warehouse, no girlfriend, no money, no life, never enough money to be independent. May as well just not bother past 30.

>>82443305
Fair play man. Haven't had that issue so far, fingers crossed I won't get it.
>>82443279
If you look in the top right of my desktop pic above you'll see in the tape that I'm currently suffering from Indian Fatigue...

>>82443349
Indian food is good.

Are Andrea knows a LOT about GNU/Linux.
https://youtu.be/kMnd-Y0W5Wc

>>82443380
I'll give them that! I have a few Indian mates but even they say they are here because they don;t like Indians, they made their money and left as soon as they could to retire here. (bothe worked setting up canning/tinning plants for Nestle and Coke)

Free alcohol is a good perk to have in a job. No need to apply for jobs thanks to nepotism.

>>82443518
She'll need a nepo job considering she stupidly decided to study media rather than politics.

>>82443518
why the fuck does Parliament have its own bar? and can they claim the drinks on expenses, or anything?

>>82443706
I'm sure they do. They claim expenses on VPNs.

>>82443706
If you run your own business and get a good accountant you can claim anything like that yourself lad. My dad claimed my guitar lessons ffs.
The parliament bar is a bit like the bars at our Lodges, it's all reduced price as it's members only.

>>82443652
Ah like pops then... only works part time and got fired from a simple job like home bargains.

>>82443748
She'll be inheriting Paul's pubs one day, but by the time he dies we'll probably be living in an Islamic caliphate with alcohol banned.

>>82443008
Did she ever mention being Christian or is it just a cross necklace

>>82443773
She has a video reading the bible and apparently goes to church every week. It's just her silly gimmick that she seems to be growing out of.

>>82443518
I used to work in an office with a beer tap. Worked in loads with a free beer or two on a Friday

>>82443769
Hopefully he leaves her a good inheritance so she doesn't have to do any real work that contributes to society. Middle class people fear that.

>>82443876
What is your job that contributes to society?

>>82443897
More like what society? Are we contributing to the endless immigrants, the failin NHS, Deanos, single mums or Bennie claimers?

>>82443837
shes already done some great mouth sounds for her patreon

that moment when youve been hitting the j dead rapid and you need to control your entire body for a sec so you dont throw up

>>82443908
Deanos work lad. We work our arses off in heavy manual work and sales and recruitment. So pipe down about deanos. You have no fucking idea

>>82443936
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeUuvdveN5I

>>82443947
deanos wouldnt be that bad if they weren't abusive fucks. I'd work in a warehouse and they'd bully everyone. just crabs in a bucket them lot

>>82443947
Lmao 'sales and recruitment' hard work. I used to work on the building sites and there weren't that many deanos. Mainly just normal blokes from down the pub not the Audi driving small sock wankers.

>>82443963
Sales and recruitment is hard work. The targets. The stress. The hours. You are only ad good as your last deal. And you know that the miniute you stop performing, you are gone and you will never pay off your Audi. That is my life pal. That is the stress of being a Deano. You would not last a day mate. If you owed what I owe on my Barclaycard from the trips to Dubai you would end it all

No you can't just increase VAT. That bad. Cut it so I can have a more cushy life in my suburbia away from the refugee hotels.

>>82443897
I will only work if I can be independent and support myself.

>>82444000
>the trips to Dubai
why do you go there laddy

>>82444000
Lmao fair enough mate. I worked and made money and now I can;t afford a house but have thousands lying about. Kind've makes you want to not bother... Books, films etc etc all are free and I don't enjoy much other than a causal pint like once a month. I worked part time for 9 years and have saved a load but still will never get my own place. Gave up working the building sites after like 8 years of hat after I watched my colleagues in their 40s crippled and unable to work.
Society is fucked.

>>82443950
>unlisted
That the free tier video? I'll add it to my collection. She is making BANK if you add up the paying members. Very easy money.

Imagine the money she could earn if she took off her clothes. She not like that though. She a Christian lass.

>>82443950
You'd really have to be a true hollow shell no inner voice NPC to enjoy this desu. A brain in a vat responding to stimuli. Like ruthmong I guess.

>>82444038
I just love it out there. The weather is banging. Everyone is on the same wavelength too, people wanna do well, they are hustling, not moaning about bills or the government like back home. You meet people from everywhere, all networking, all trying to level up. That energy is infectious. It is really about pushing myself. Being around people who think big, not small. It keeps me focused

>>82444139
Why do you think everyone at home is negative while everyone in Dubai is hustling? Is it cause its sunny over there all day?

>>82444083
nah its from this page that has a lot of her patreon stuff, enjoy!

>>82444137
I just like watching pretty females do their thing.

>>82444139
Lad you could join a lodge if you want to meet people like that for like 200 a year. Admittedly its not a holiday but you wouldn't be in debt and you'd still get the contacts.

>>82444168
You wouldn't pass a Turing test amoeba boy

The way she arches her back to lure the male gazes from around the world. Must be a real high to be praised for your talents every time you post.

>>82444081
I am hoping to buy a place soon. I am in recruitment. The basic salary is not much but the commission can be insane. My boss makes crazy money, no joke. Lambo money. I am grafting to get there. Only made a bit over basic so far but the sky is the limit.
>>82444148
Yeah 100% but also the crowd is different. The people who go to Dubai, they are already a certain type, innit? They are ambitious. You do not go out there if you like to sit around and do nothing. So everyone you meet has got some hustle going on, some plan. That energy rubs off on you.

>>82444166
https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/101020500
oh heres the link

>>82444081
Good on you mate. Why should you break your back, get skin cancer and do your knees in? I don't see females stepping up to the task.

>>82444170
The Masons? Nah bruv, that is for old blokes in funny aprons sitting in basements. Respect to them, but that is not me. Why would I sit in a dusty hall in Romford talking about lodge numbers when I could be out there sipping beers in the sun, swapping Instas with a guy who has got three Bentleys? Come on

Beddingtons o' clock is it

>>82444214
Nice lad. I'll grab them too for the collection.

is Jahans back?
>>82443729

>>82444238
Well since I've been in Masons I've met some investment guys. One was offering new builds worh 250k for 100k for a start (under go rules they have to allow so many affordale houses so he sold to mates) There's loads of opportunities going. It's not all old blokes, especially if you go to big city. Just so you know I'm not larping.

>>82444202
>My boss makes crazy money, no joke. Lambo money.
People like him are top 1%ers. I don't think they would ever use r9k or be robots. Good luck mate but idk lol

>>82444366
A few things I've learned in my life are that 1. Places where people are all trying to make something of themselves aren't where you want to be, that's not where to attract deals etc. The real wealthy have already made theirs and are either out of sight or are somewhere quiet.
The other thing is that real rich don' really show it, Lambos etc. are for the new money etc for people who want to prove themselves and show off not people who have no worries about what people thing because they are above it.
I can almost guarantee that the boss cannot afford that Lambo should the company collapse. Even if he can then he's probably the type that wants more for himself than he is ever going to let filter down. Things like that just keep the younger lower downs wit something to back up what they say. It's all an illusion of grandeur. Anyone making serious bank will not be there, they will appoint a person to do that for them whilst they do what they really enjoy.

>>82444438
I realise I started with a numbered point system then didn't continue it and I apologise. I am fucking tired but cannot sleep.

>>82444438
>>82444452
I agree. It does make me laugh when people like that guy try really hard, and then the boss just keeps leading them on
>yeah mate that promotion is around the corner, just keep hitting those targets!
Then a few months later they just deny the promotion or lay you off anyway when the company starts going to the shitter. It happened with my brother. They'll lead you on and take advantage of being gullible if they know they can

>>82444485
Yeah lad exactly. I worked in very high end flooring. We would sell Mardegan Legno and Listone Giordano. For a quick laymans guide; if you get a fanchise for Ferrari or Cartier you have to have a certain spec of Listone giordano cabreuva flooring. We were the only UK retailer of it, custom made to order from about 80 to around 2k a sq metre for standard stuff, we'd then charge 100 a sq metre to fit.
When their reps came over they had a deal with Armani and Versace, they were decked out in the gear. This was so that it made them look like they had serious expendable cash when in reality, yes the company did; those reps didn't. It's the same thing. When I met the owners of Nela One who did Diamond encrusted gold floors, the guy came in jeans and a t-shirt...

the masons are in here watching us

>>82444546
You're all good lad. My lodge has closed. member for life but my lodge group within the bigger lodge shut as a lot moved on or retired out of the country (the lodge started with a core friendship group) I'm not joining a new lodge until next year. Most there are either old money or typical business owners, builders etc
I was only a Deacon anyway, not exactly top brass.

oh fug, yeah, Bend It Like Beckham was actually decent

>>82444743
I really enjoyed it back in the day. Have you seen East is East?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg-zwt-XMFE&pp=ygUUZWFzdCBpcyBlYXN0IHRyYWlsZXI%3D

>>82444762
one i have downloaded, shall watch.

i can't explain what's changed. this was just an enjoyable feelgood film, it ticked lots of boxes that should be eye-rolling. but it didn't come off woke and irritating.
if anything, it did not have enough lesbians. put a chick in it, make her gay.

>>82444965
You'll definitely like East is East then. Came from a time when it was okay to take the piss out of different cultures in a way that made the differences seem trivial. Like Bend It Like Beckham, the films aren't trying to make it us vs them, they are just looks into slightly different lives.
Nowadays it's like a caricature of the minority with an overall message of 'It's different and you WILL accept it' I think an Indian, and Englishman or a far right mad lad could enjoy the film and find something funny. hit was just better back then, thought that's probably me being an old cunt.

remember watching this one and it was just a novel thing at the time. based on a real story. Hilary Swank as a transsexual but the way around where it's a man trapped in a woman's body.

guessing IRL the guy was more of a weirdo, moving to a new town and just befriending all these people under a false identity. the real-life girlfriend sued the filmmakers for implying it was a nice, accepting love story, when she actually freaked the fuck out and left.

kind of want to watch THAT film. but this was still decent.

greta thunberg just got killed

>>82445482
huh, you might not even be rusing.

https://www.instagram.com/ahmedeldin/reel/DOXBqK5iNB6/
(it's the video all the news sites are referring to)

will wait until someone can officially inform the apus.

>>82445567
>>82445482
She died doing what she loved most

never mind. from the boat's Instagram page:
https://www.instagram.com/globalsumudflotilla/
>all six passengers and crew are safe.

they're still uploading footage. could be some happeningkino.

inb4 Israel launches missile strikes on Tunisia

https://www.instagram.com/globalsumudflotilla/reel/DOXJ4llCMWH/
scary stuff, this. i've seen more graphic attacks and war footage. these lads were fine, but these are civilians. just some daft hippies. pretty worrying to know if you were stood a few yards away, you'd be on fire.

>>82443256
They don't hire yet lad, give it a month or so, they take on a lot of people for Peak and keep the best for the rest of the year

>>82443256
>Within 30 miles
nice try, but the Jobcentre will spot this immediately.

>>82445703
Looks like a LARP desu

>>82444743
Delicious flat chest on her. Reminds me of girls 18+ yet to develop. They have a kind of energy that makes them ripe for rag dolling, at least in my mind. Low self esteem fuck toys. Cannot beat it.

>>82443518
Here is the solution to get dossers like HHL and SSM back into the work force: make it only legal to buy and consume alcohol if you are employed

No job, no booze.

>>82445882
there's already been theories that THEY started the fire, the images are AI, etc.

but there's also plenty of footage, (reliable) news articles, statements, witnesses. still early but i think a drone strike just hit the ship, lad.

>>82445923
i'd go one further. i say make cocaine illegal. then what can HHL do, besides find a job?

>>82445933
Lots of coke in Man Down Cornwall. Stuff is rife honestly. The amount of money they piss up the wall is comedic. Not sure how best to report them but I will find a way without being exposed.

Good morning de lits. Another fine morning for drivel posting all day it's going to be lush.

>>82445964
me? knackered af. dont think i have the energy today to post my usual content

>>82445948
what you should do is when you see someone who's just had some cocaine, go right up to them and say, "oi, mate, i'm going to report you to the police for that." try to sound as aggressive as possible.

>>82445967
Real shame. Can you at least try lad? Pls.

>>82445974
It was more Man Down Cornwall using donations to pay for stupid shit than coke itself. But I will try when I next see it happen. Thanks lad. How do you even report a non profit for shady shit?

nothing wrong with a little cocaine habit imo as long as you have it under control

my usual content? will be up to its typical high standards.

rather than sleep, i shall simply wait 4.5-5.5 hours. that door is getting wedged. i am leaving a note. if i hear that buzzer, i am screaming "WAIT!" down the receiver. if i hear no response, i am sprinting downstairs.

At work now me, when you think about it most of my colleagues are fucking mongs

Coke is so tedious
If you take it then you are tedious
You are not edgy
You are tedious

>>82446040
whats your favourite drug then de lad

>>82446068
Homegrown weed (CBD heavy) macerated into glycerin and taken orally. Kino.

>>82446022
Have you considered that the scousers have done you dirty lad, your drugs just aren't coming

>>82446108
weed with cock balls dick is not a drug you frivolous homo

rough anal sex with the hot work colleague

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/sep/09/bagpuss-film-tv-show

Fuckin get in! Bagpuss is back!

Just want to go home and sleep but not allowed to. Close to crying

>>82446325
What's wrong lad? Don't cry, it will be ok, I'm sure you'll get to go home soon then you can have a nice sleep

>>82446358
>What's wrong lad?
At work

>>82446193
Let me guess - coke for you, right?

>>82446375
a wit of wokey we on the wrugs wid!

x x x x

Having a wank in the flamingo land toilets and doing some wokey

Fuck he lot x

babby men and their dollies

Only 95 parcels today lads, be a quiet one, probably be done in about 3 hours

Buys a phone for 1000 pound sells it for 400. A nice cash injection. it lush
https://youtu.be/3BTYVI_BQ3M?si=gz6Yo4dN2d6dfswy

>>82446434
>Buys a phone for 1000 pound sells it for 400. A nice cash injection. it lush
fascinating

>>82446431
Ckin hell can you not pick any more up? Low earnings today my liiid.

>>82446434
He's selling it because it's not for him, but it could be for you

I have nothing to do lads. Bored as fuck and it's only 7am. What am I going to do.

>>82446471
Nah not for me. Not a fan of android phones personally. It might be for you but it's certainly not for me.

>>82446442
Worked it out from the manifest and rates, be 40 quid, reckon I'll do it in less than 3 hours desu. Manager might ask me to do an extra round if he knows I'll be finished early, but Tuesdays are usually quiet and there's a lot of spares atm

>>82446487
It might not be for you, and it isn't for me.

40 bong for three hours delivering
Broken Britain

>>82446216
Male female other?
Details are important

Two days of sugary wee in the toilet bowl. Smells rank now. Three days to go then flush time.

>>82446512
More than minimum wage, if I didn't bother knocking the door and waiting for people to answer it would be more like 2 hours, I could desu because it's a nice area nobody going to pinch the parcels round there

>>82446521
To what possible end are you running this experiment?

>>82446521
Think you might have the beetus my friend.

>>82446434
charles schwab over here

God I wish this were me
https://youtu.be/S8YeJJJHYFs?si=f4tJtV1r316_VSYW

ckin ell

Need to do the other thing real quick now

>>82443004
What this basically says to me is that if you're white you need all these things otherwise they'll employ the smelly brownoid that just stepped of a rubber boat a much less wage because he's undocumented, doesn't pay taxes, doesn't pay for rent, food nor clothing the government pays all of that for them.. A low wage is A LOT when you have no bills to pay.
>that's not even me talking shit about "they stole our jobs" the companies are literally telling us.
>see picrel

>>82446674
Straight up admitting their business model relies on illegal workers, mad lads

>>82446517
female obviously ill try to take a picture

Going to mark drop numbers with roman numerals today lads, my handwriting is really bad I can't read it afterwards so should make it easier, just going to mark the tens, like XX for all the 20s, maybe like XXV for 25-29 as well

mental how exhausting having a sprog is, evolution dropped the ball here big time

>>82446674
Imagine being jealous of some lad who sleeps in a bunk bed and makes 800 quid a month. Sort your life out lad. Life is actually a lot easier in the UK if you were born here. You just need to a) actually put some effort in and b) not be a weird unlikable mong. Guessing you're struggling with both of those points.

>>82446762
they don't sleep in hostels you fat retard they're in 4/5 star hotels all inclusive.. wow what a fucking moron you are, no doubt you're brown so fuck off back to your won shithole nigger

Tax remittances at 100%, problem solved

Garn see a lass later about some free money

>>82446777
Wow you are utterly seething lol. They don't live in 5 star hotels you gullible ignoramus. Some of the buildings they live in used to be 4 star hotels. They certainly aren't anymore. There's 4 bunk beds in a room...and this is what you're jealous of.

>>82446829
He doesn't even have shoes lad of course he's jealous

>>82446838
One day he doesn't have shoes. The next day he's getting arrested after going on long walks at night. He's a sad fantasist, no wonder he's wanking himself stupid about immigrants.

Typical reform voter. Shit for brains clueless mong has no idea what's going on, just regurgitates sound bites that he hears on GBeebies.

back to reddlt you woke scum retard, quit same fagging and go take a wash you smelly black cunt

>>82446864
Imagine being this angry at this time in the morning. I hope your day gets better from here lad. I suspect it probably won't though

grim content here this morning

im listening to racist melodeath, so im doing alright

Half nine and I'm up, had breakfast been showered and ready to start a day of job searching

Punching Ruthmong in the stomach as hard as possible

Kissing Ruthmong gently on the forehead

>>82446899
Just wait until the tattletroons and Kiwitroons get here to seethe all day.

>>82446907
what jobs you lookin for lad
or is it "anything that'll have me"

>>82446943
I was a mining geologist so looking for something similar to that, anything where I can use my expertise in resource estimation, mine output planning, or just ore deposit geology.

>>82446943
Help desk or admin, one of those not a real job jobs, been on bennies near 3 years lad and my CV doesn't look good.

>>82446943
WFH outdoor activities guide

Little lad screaming about immigrants at 9:30 get a life you deadbeat bum.

>>82446947
sounds boring as fuck but id assume it pays

>>82446952
any experience is still experience init
once you got a few shite things on the CV it no longer becomes a problem

Got an itchy finger. Need to buy bread and milk later

Labour is going to tear itself apart over the deputy PM position and it's great to see

me and ruthmong sharing an opium pipe in a humid seedy hostel room in kathmandu

>>82446947
Have you tried looking for jobs abroad, assuming that's an option? The world's a big place and there is a far bigger mining industry out there than in 2025 UK.

>>82442706
corr I remember watching Grenfell burn from the balcony of my ex gf's townhouse in Notting Hill

>havent wanked in 2 days
>dick is screaming at me at all hours

>>82447036
same lad got a good build up so going to have a little goon and big coom laters corr

Big mug of tea? Aye, go on then.

>>82447087
In a sports direct mug?

Wifeberg is my slave for a day. Bit of roleplaying she fancied. What shall I have her do for me?

>>82447058
stuck somewhere where the fappington isnt an option outside of a sneaky rushed wank in the bog so its barely worth it
might have to be the way if it keeps fucking annoying me

>>82447095
Makes me cringe just thinking about stuff like this

>>82447095
Morning sad sack, another day of living life playing make believe online

>>82447095
get her to do your drivel posting all day lad

>>82447132
corr imagine the timesaving spam mong could have if he made a bint do all the spamming
he can kick his feet up and probably watch reruns of shite tv shows and all the while his sole life goal of pretending to be several posters at once is taken care of

>>82447095
Are you both unemployed? Why are you doing this on a tuesday?

>>82447170
>OI SLAVE WIFE
>GET ON INDEED AND FIND ME SOME WORK

>>82447170
Maybe they both work from home

>>82446674
Not sure about you but I've never once used a takeaway delivery service. I don't trust these types that hate whites with my food.

>>82447006
Unfortunately not an option right at this minute lad. I'm currently UK-only due to a regulatory obligation connected to sealed gamma sources I signed for as the named custodian under IRR17 and an Environment Agency permit at my former employer. The company entered insolvency before the permit was reassigned. Until the regulator confirms a new custodian and the insurer accepts the variation, I'm required to remain in the UK to conduct scheduled inspections and maintain the chain-of-custody paperwork with the storage contractor. So basically I'm stuck here because of a few glowing paperweights in a warehouse in Doncaster. The transfer process is underway with an external Radiation Protection Adviser and the insolvency practitioner but because of the red tape it will take 6+ months or more.

>>82447214
That and you don't have a debit card due to no bank account

>>82447196
Surely they'd both have work to do and it would still be better to do an all-day sex roleplay at the weekend?

>>82447226
I can use me mum's visa card. She not good with technology.

>>82447217
Sounds exactly like what you'd expect from overregulated UK industry. Get that shite sorted and go somewhere that does respect your knowledge.

>>82447227
Kidbergs in the house during the weekend lad

Bit sad that no one came up with any suggestions. You lot have zero imagination.

Me? Actually prefer to work in an office. Bad for the mental elf to mix home and work.

Alice! Who the fuck is Alice!

Lowering your vidya difficulty after you've started is cheating imo.

>>82447279
Still a man. Like putting lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig at the end of the day only it looks a little bit better.

His Google Pixel says are over. It not for him

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eA3qgiI5F5o

>>82447288
im not gay and i would have sex with the person on the right

>>82447288
Yep and probably a very edited picture. I hate how these lot think it's acceptable to not bring up that they are not real women on dates.

I wish I could be has happy as seasideMARK. Wonder how he does it.

>>82447304
helps to be rich

>>82447279
absolutely 100% fundamentally W O U L D

>>82447304
Not working for the majority of his life has undoubtedly helped.

>>82447279
His facial bone structure somehow changed too. Impressive!

>>82447290
You can click on any point in the video and he's still saying the same thing. Early onset dementia caused by a lifetime of drinking. Sad.

>>82447304
Lets look at it objectively: He has an incredibly good life actually. He has money, he has a gf, he gets positive social interactions with his audience. Literally all his needs are met on Maslows hierarchy of needs. There is no reason for him to feel sad.

>Had a dream wherein i was playing HL3 again

Hurry up already volvo/gayben

I know you're nearly finished w/HLX

>>82447279
With such a powerful important post on twitter, you would have thought a spellchecker would have been used.

>>82447290
Read the thread you spamming shut in spastic x
>>82446434
>Buys a phone for 1000 pound sells it for 400. A nice cash injection. it lush

Can't believe there are retard deanos in this general who are falling for pyramid scheme sales and recruitment jobs.

Mark splashing the cash this week. Brand new iPhone 17 and a MacBook Pro 3 grand on idums. What an experience.

>>82447365
>do a job for 8 hours a day
>get paid for it
it all the same lad why are you angry about those two specifically?

Just want to have sex desu lads ngl

>>82447357
Fair point I didn't read any posts before 10am x

Sorry, I jumped the gone, but... NEW THREAD
>>82447420
Let's get some positivity flowing
>>82447420

>>82447429
really bad and cringe OP pic

It's my birthday in a few days and I'm so depressed I don't want to celebrate it. Family coming over and pretending to put on a fake smile and enthusiasm. I just want to curl up into a ball and die but I can't. I'm trapped here on earth it's a prison for me. Another year of my life I'm forced to live

>>82447429
Really like the OP image lad, old skool x

>>82447385
Not really. These places work on commission and it's long hours for shit pay, plus humiliating yourself on doorsteps while the boss tricks everyone with his leased lambo.

>>82447431
>he doesn't like positivity
Unless referring to the image for ants? (it being quite small). I can only apologise for that.
Sorry about that.

Staying here until someone makes a proper thread desu

So tiem to move to anudda fred

>>82447467
>he posts in a spammer twoll thread and degrades any thread that isn't a drama spreading twollfest.

Sorry me trying to be positive offends you so much.

>>82447214
I wouldn't use them either but ubereats keeps offering me 50% off, now I see why they can do it

>>82446040
Agreed
Babbys first drug