Thread 82789184

> doesnt watch porn
> doesnt talk to multiple women
> loves me
> friendly with animals
Is it that hard moids? Here comes the muh chad sexual incels

I don't care if he watches porn. Just as long as he isn't going overboard with it, and isn't trying to push that degenerate shit he sees on it into our sex life.

>>82789189
Having a man lust over other women is no different from cheating. If you cant please him sexually to the point he needs to get off to other women then youre a cuck.

I'd be willing to cut back on porn but i only i only like 2D in the first place.

>>82789184 (OP)
Okay I am all that and you would still not date me.

>>82789204
Okay this is funny >>82789208
What makes you think that?

>>82789184 (OP)
>friendly with animals
yeah whatever you say

>>82789184 (OP)
Are you the british vocaroo femcel? Whatever happened to her?

>>82789215
Because you will just come up with other demands until there is one I can't meet or find someone else. I just try to be nice and talk with girls but I am just never enough.

>>82789215
Why is it funny? Don't you think it's far less like cheating when it's cartoons? It's absurdist hyper-reality escapism.

>>82789226
I have a cat the way people treat animals reflects on what type of person they are

>>82789184 (OP)
now stop reading you erotic novels and fanfics

>>82789234
Youre just creating excuses to not want to date me lmao all the time its the same even in hypothetical scenarios >>82789235
Its funny

>>82789238
Not true. I love animals a great deal and always smile at them sort of involuntarily but im the most miserable unlikable piece of shit on the planet.

>>82789241
I dont consume goyslop >>82789244
That still doesnt reflect you as a person. Im on about people who abuse and hurt animals they tend to be antisocial thats different

>>82789242
Just funny in general to jerk off to anime girls? I guess it is pretty funny to a more normal person when you stop and think about it lol.

>>82789184 (OP)
What if I don't ever look at irl porn but love inflation art?

>>82789242
Okay then lets talk and try to date. What is the best way I can contact you? I bet I get no response from you.

>>82789253
Yes I suppose that is true but you wont find many people in western countries like that. At worst they are just annoyed by animals.

>>82789263
not contactfagging
>>82789230
How do you still remember me

You forgot
>"Below average looks"
Also said below average looks:

>>82789270
Trust me theres plenty especially with cats I rescued mine because some teenagers were trying to cut off her tail. They killed her mother

>>82789273
>not contactfagging
See I knew it you would just reject me. Why did you even deny it at first?

>>82789273
So it is you. or not? I don't know dude, you're entertaining. I asked you to insult me over vocaroo and you didn't. I still want you to call me a mong, a twat, a fucker, because I like the english accent

>>82789290
I had jannies take down my old thread because of that Im not getting a 3 day ban again

>>82789285
I think im probably biased since i live in country australia. youre in one of the british slums? stay safe. train a rottweiler to protect you from the rape gangs.

>>82789306
https://voca.ro/1iuG5ljYC1xb
>>82789316
Yep.. I feel bad for the koalas in Australia

>>82789307
I never got banned for that and I have never seen it unless it was posted in the OP I think you are just making excuses. Just tell me how I can contact you and I post my contact information or simply tell me you are rejecting me and we can stop that.

>doesn't watch porn
You're giving me an ick.
I wanna watch porn (specifically: hentai) with my gf
>doesn't talk to multiple women
Correct
>loves me
If you are a good person I will. Are you a good person?
>friendly with animals
absolutely I love animals

Now your turn:
>not taller than 5'7 (tall women are gross and only good for a pump&dump)
>not fat, skinny
>flat stomach, small tits, good hip-waist ratio
>flawless skin
>no acne
>wants to have sex on demand
>gives surprise blowjobs, loves swallowing
>loves to serve men (me), cook, clean for me etc.
>submissive
>plays video games, begs me to play coop games etc.
>pink innie pussy

Before you say that I am a standardcel... I already have a gf. And she fulfills all of those.
If you can't do that bare minimum then fuck off and die foid. You are not entitled to a relationship.

Bitch listens to tiktok/insta foidslop and thinks it's reality about how "women are choosers" lmao. Choosers of a one night fling maybe. It's really funny how foids think they have power in anything, ever, in their lives. You only get to literally live because of men. They maintain everything, including the power that is supplied to your computer so you can even see this message. They allow you to vote. You exist because men allow you to: they protect you from nature and predators. All women should realize a simple truth that they should get on their knees and be thankful for this existence.

And then maybe, maybe you'll find a decent boyfriend. Maybe.

>>82789319
That is the stuff i am talking about.
What are you still doing here? You're not ugly. I saw the pics so I know you're not.

>>82789328
If you already have a gf why are you here I couldnt give less of a shit buddy the fact you need to post on here proves you dont love her enough

>>82789184 (OP)
add this too

>>82789336
So I don't love my gf because I browse r9k once in a blue moon? lol

>>82789332
Bored and I have nothing to do. Im on break so Ill just be browsing 4chan until I find a game that interests me. I am ugly but not fat

>>82789319
A lot of money and tech goes into koala spotting thankfully. The job itself sounds like an ungodly nightmare. Much respect for anyone doing that. Also ur voice hnnng

>>82789184 (OP)
Maybe they dont actually like you op move on

>>82789340
Youre on a thread directed to single men and list your standards whilst already being in a relationship. You clearly arent loyal . What do you even gain from being in a relationship

>>82789354
If money didnt matter id want to work at animal shelters or be a panda sitter in china.

>>82789345
Can you rate this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD9PuTOVSh4
I'm sure you can find a moid or man who doesn't watch porn, doesn't talk to women, loves you, and loves animals. that is a very basic list though. I don't know if you'll find him on 4chan.

>>82789358
Its a normalfag chad looking for another easy lay. OP will submit to him even if he rapes and eats dogs because he's not autistic like us. His appearance probably doesnt even matter

>>82789358
>Youre on a thread directed to single men
LOL says who? You think r9k is a dating app? Are you retarded? I can respond to anything I want you dumb fucking cunt. Holy shit, I can see why you have no bf. Fat, ugly, insane, and stupid.

>>82789367
Yeah if she's dead set on noporn thats fine but she wont find that here. Plenty of normalfag guys arent dedicated coomers like us.

>>82789382
Yeah. The no porn guy is probably a turbo normie doctor or already married. She might have to compromise with a small amount of porn consumption. If a man needs to be heterosexual and attracted to women to find her attractive, logically he would have to also find women as a whole attractive, mostly.

>>82789367
Most men irl and my age are none virgins and have big social groups . Im not on 4chan to really find someone but just to socialise and see how some people think outside of real life . Also song 7/10 ive listened to it numerous times before>>82789377
https://voca.ro/13JCfC322Onm
Woah dude shivers literal chills

>>82789377
Yes, foids unironically see r9k as a place where they can find their failed normie Chadlite bf with minimal effort because deep down they are aware of how easy it is for them to get attention and that they'll never really be unwanted. Unfortunately the janitors here are mentally ill transvestites so we just have to put up with it.

>>82789392
I would be fine giving up porn if I was in a relationship but I've never been in one so porn is all I have to get off, it feels weird fantasizing about people I know IRL.

>>82789397
I knew it. You're doing a social experiment. You're larping as a femcel or as a fembot because it is a past time. I can't even get mad at it. You know that you're not ugly, but you can play the role of a foid for a few minutes before being a normie irl
Unless i'm wrong in which case I will accept that as well

>>82789392
Well is she saying she wont settle for guy who watches porn occasionally while being single or that he cant watch porn while in a relationship with her?
The former is unreasonable in 2025. That's like a guy saying he'll only settle for a female virgin. Yeah it would be great but its jusymt not realistic past a certain age.

>>82789407
She, unless op wants to correct me and us both, is saying that she doesn't want a man who consumes a lick of porn at all. She doesn't want a man who watches porn and regularly watches it. Which, again, is not going to be a 4channer and odds are he is a mega normie who is already married. They exist, but I don't know if they exist in large enough quantities for it to be common

What's your beef with porn anyway? Do you not like sex?

>>82789404
porn outside of dating I dont care about the problem is when it meddles in the relationship >>82789406
I dont believe in femcels or incels which is why in my last friend I didnt call myself a femcel. I am a virgin but I believe sex should be for relationships only . Im asocial and ive been using 4chan for years I mainly browsed sci mu b and r9k but most threads now are just about smelling an asshole or wanting pussy. I want to unite all the fellow moids and Foids by calling myself a femcel. Honestly im just bored

>>82789184 (OP)
> doesnt watch porn
is hentai ok? or what if he stops once your in a relationship?

>>82789184 (OP)
>I interact with literally 0 women other than my disabled grandma
>I love animals and adopt as many as I can
>I find porn disgusting (although I sometimes read smut)
>I would die for the one I loved
but still no woman ever talks to me

>>82789429
I see it as cuckery. Would you enjoy your girlfriend arousing herself to men with abs and big cocks ? It makes people insecure and kills love

>>82789184 (OP)
Realistically how many women don't talk to multiple men?

>>82789442
Realistically how many of those women are whores and not an unattractive woman with 0 sexual experience

>>82789430
>am virgin
Ok
>sex should only be for relationships only
Ok, so what is stopping you from setting up that boundary? You don't have to be poly or have casual sex if you don't want to.
>asocial
So you've never had a friend or have no friends?
>honestly i'm just bored
Fair enough.
Am I an incel if I have had sex with prostitutes and men? Asking for a friend

>>82789419
Women like this are just insanely insecure and know they have nothing to offer the type of dude they want so they are fucking pissed at the idea that they are even allowed to look at another woman that might be more attractive than them. They just say "porn bad" to be socially acceptable (not that women are ever called out on their behavior in the first place).

>>82789430
A lot of women seem to think that porn ruins relationships, which could totally be true i have no idea, so i guess your fears about it are fair enough.
I reckon its a normalfag problem though. Chad cant handle his gooning. Meanwhile us losers spent so much time alone jacking off to fantasy that it seems crazy to choose it over the real thing once we've got an actual relationship going.

>>82789448
I had friends 7 years ago but I became asocial so ive had none since then. The concept of an incel or femcel not being able to have sex is weird to me theoretically they could hire a prostitute hookup etc but that doesnt mean theyve experienced a relationship with a partner . Arent chads men who can fuck multiple girls? So an "incel" whos had sex with thousands of prostitutes is a chad then right? I believe it as someone who cant sustain or be in relationships. Would a man whos only been in a 3 day relationship for his entire 26 years of living , can he call himself an incel?

>>82789440
You may be right. Yeah maybe people in relationships shouldnt watch porn at all. I get where you are coming from.
But its easy for me to say since i'll never be in one.

>>82789455
I just see it as cuckery and cheating. The fact you cant arouse your partner and hed want to fuck the porn star he jerks off to instead of you? I dont see how its not cheating or how people are okay with it. Anyways Jews created porn so theres also anti semitic elements. Would you not feel insecure if your girlfriend pleasured herself to other men

>>82789469
Nta but
>Arent chads men who can fuck multiple girls?
Not necessarily.
>an "incel" whos had sex with thousands of prostitutes is a chad then right?
Paying for it doesnt count.
>Would a man whos only been in a 3 day relationship for his entire 26 years of living , can he call himself an incel?
Did he have sex with a woman who liked him enough to actually enjoy it? If not, then no.

>>82789273
>not contactfagging
Lame excuse, I've never seen someone banned here for posting an email or a discord username. You could even make an ad on /soc/ with all your demands and link it here but you won't, you'll just find another excuse.

>>82789455
Women create incels in large quantities now. Incels need porn. I guess you can say that once an incel is now already destined to remain an incel.

But what about muh self improoooovement?

>>82789483
It gets boring having sex with the same woman all the time (im a virgin so im just assuming) so porn is good for some novelty. Men are biologically wired to spread their seed as much as possible.
Just playing devils advocate here.

I think i could move past my gf getting off to other guys as long as they only 2D.
But again...i dont actually know. Maybe i would fly into a rage or something.

>>82789494
The point of it is that sex shouldve been intended for relationships only and not for hooking up or prostitution. In the scenario I gave lets say they had sex and they were both 15 at the time which is classes as normal in Europe. Small teen romance then he got dumped. He hasnt been able to find a girlfriend since then , I think he can call himself an incel because he couldnt and still cant sustain a relationship. The thing you said about paying for prostitutes can a rich man be an incel? Wealth and status can make him a chad without needing to pay to get fucked right?

>>82789184 (OP)
>doesnt watch porn
there's nothing wrong with porn, stop psyopping people with your life-denying christcuckoldry

>doesnt talk to multiple women
so I guess if he talked to his sister and mother he's invalidated? you're completely insane

>loves me
not looking good so far

>friendly with animals
sure, this one is totally fine, I'll grant you that

you forgot, however, the unspoken qualities needed like having a good enough face and height, not being fat or bald etc. that you forgot to mention to seem like you're reasonable

>>82789184 (OP)
I have a masturbation addiction so i need my porn unless you're willing to drain my balls everyday :3 love you habibi

>>82789521
> gets boring
Yep so men cant stay loyal got it . Get with a slut then who got bored of the man she had to fuck over again, you share the same mentality of wanting to experience others.>>82789518
Im on about during a relationship dimwit and blaming women for being lonely is pathetic just kill yourself or become gay. If trans men can get laid whats stopping you

>>82789530
Are you a jeet by any chance if you think blood related women are the same as female friends and random women youre unaware about

>>82789536
>blaming women for being lonely is pathetic
Their constantly raising standards is the reason yes.

>>82789546
Ah, my mistake, as long as I avoid female co-workers and never have any kind of job that requires talking to a female outside my family, I'll be good.

Again, you're a completely insane fucking retard.

>>82789548
Please the justifying porn whilst being in a relationship on this thread and that one jeet talking about wanting a fuck object says otherwise. If you actually go outside youll see theres never a chad going out with a sub3 and not a Stacy with a sub3. I know plenty of girls in my college whove had subhuman boyfriends

>>82789536
But isnt porn a much lesser evil than real cheating? We're all at the mercy of biology. I bet you dont care so much about whether or not a guy pats or kills dogs when youre ovulating

>>82789556
Thanks for clarifying youre a jeet with 89 iq with 0 social awareness

>>82789560
Is it that hard to not watch porn whilst being in a relationship XD if you want to talk about biology then sure women want to be with men theyre attracted to and someone who can protect them. Maybe thats why theyre called chad sexuals for not wanting to be with a guy who cant care for her

>>82789184 (OP)
You arent asking for much youre just asocial change that and you'll find a bf and some frens besides your partner shouldnt be your best and only friend so you're gonna have to socialize one way or the other.

>>82789523
>The point of it is that sex shouldve been intended for relationships only
I've agreed with this for all my life but lately I don't think I'm cut out for a real relationship so I think FWB is my only realistic option. I still need to have feelings for the person so casual sex is still off the table.

>>82789469
Hiring a hooker is putting a band aid on the problem, at least for men since women don't usually have the option to pay for it. they could just hop on tinder and swipe on random men.
chad is not just someone who has a lot of sex. why does chad have a lot of sex to begin with? what makes a chad a chad and not an incel? his social success, his neurotypical personality that allows him to win at life. the sex alone doesn't make him a chad, it is a byproduct of his success.
paying for it doesn't make you a chad because the woman isn't doing it because she is just so into you that she cant wait to blow you and fuck you, she is horny and wants to freak you, instead she is just putting a pricetag on her pussy and saying she won't do anything with you unless you have money.
an incel is both someone who can't get sex or have relationships, including fulfilling relationships.
you still haven't answered the questions. what is stopping you from putting up that boundary? nobody is forcing you to be poly or to have crazy amounts of casual sex.

Now rate this song
https://youtu.be/onpuB_6n1PE

>>82789577
Lile i said i..i dont know. Im a virgin.
Maybe normalfag brads and chads with girlfriends never watch porn at all...

>>82789577
Yes it is hard because realistically woman will never meet the needs of the man if he isn't chad. It is again wanting females to be privileged.

>>82789184 (OP)
Why do you deny Chadism so much? Wtf is wrong with foids? Its almost like your scared of Chadism being known or something

>>82789518
I wonder if women have anything to say about their fellow women that whore themselves out on Onlyfans and specifically target young and lonely men and even teenagers with their advertising so that they can get them hooked on their feedback loop of porn that they purposefully make as addictive as possible with paywalls and a fake feeling of intimacy. Of course not, we don't expect women to exercise any moral agency and in fact being a whore is actually a great thing and it's always a personal failing of young men and literal children for being caught up in the mass propaganda campaign. Follow-up question: How many women are actually advocating for young men in a positive way?

>>82789587
What is the boundary ? im failing to understand what you mean. People say a chad is someone who can slay women my view of a chad is someone who attracts many followers . Can someone be a chad if theyre a virgin? I think its all subjective and how you wish to perceive it. Someone whos insanely attractive is a chad or someone whos insanely rich or smart. Anyone whos maxed out in a certain matter is bound to have a fan base where they pick and choose who they want.
Song 2/10 Im not into rock

>>82789629
Multiple women hate the sex industry and only fans bitches because they create depressive "incel" men. The only ones supporting it are whores or jews

>>82789184 (OP)
Hi, 31 year-old khhv here.
> doesnt watch porn
I'd stop watching porn if a woman satisfied me. I wouldn't ask for much but I need a physical expression of love, including hugs and cuddles.
> doesnt talk to multiple women
Usually it's the woman who has 100 guys in her DMs while I rot waiting for a response.
> loves me
I fall in love very easily and this has been used against me several times before. People love to physically and verbally abuse me because they think I'm cringe so now I'm much more careful about really getting to know the other person first.
> friendly with animals
I have never hurt a single animal in my entire life and I'm very friendly with cats and dogs. I've been praised by my family for my handling of all the cats we've had over the years.

>>82789658
I promise you all it takes to stop this incel factory is to have girls their age give them a chance. Women at large create this problem. Let's not pretend they actually care.

>>82789695
If anything incels are the ones wanting a young girl because theyre are pure and they refer to women their own age as roasties. Rather than blaming one hold some accountability .

>>82789711
After years of being rejected. I am 35 and of course i am not going to be your parachute roastie.

>>82789716
Thanks for proving my point. Im 18 btw its always old moids that blame women for their loneliness whilst leaving women after they turn 25 to die alone

>>82789184 (OP)
>> doesnt watch porn
>no gf, will porn. if gf, will drop porn
>> doesnt talk to multiple women
>have no chats with anyone
>> loves me
>you won't
>> friendly with animals
>meh, animals are animals
0/10, unrealistic standards

>>82789720
Yes. After years of being turned down. Women my age deserve the consequences. You should find an 18 year old guy.

>>82789729
Have you ever considered you might be the problem ? :O

>>82789649
You said sex is for relationships only. What is stopping you from pursuing monogamy? nobody is forcing you to be poly or to have casual sex. What is stopping you from letting a man know that and saying you won't allow it if he has sex with other women or wants to.
Your view of a chad is not the same as the agreed upon definition of what a chad is. Chad is an archetype for a reason, he is successful with women, in his career, socially, in life. The virgin beta can't make eye contact, can't get laid and might be autistic. Maybe chad can exist in different areas, like a chad in college might not be the same as a chad nurse who isn't athletic but still has nurse groupies. Someone can be sexually successful and not be the muscular athletic chad stereotype, but paying for sex is not a shortcut to being chad. Because of the context. if you pay for it, you're paying because you can't get it without paying for it. That is not chad behavior. Chad doesn't have to pay for sex. Chad never has to pay for sex.
Can you post a song to rate? You're not into rock, something more your interest.
https://youtu.be/rcQ-wIZPX0Y

>>82789737
I cant get in a relationship because no one is interesting to me or shows interest towards me. Most guys my age arent virgins either and like going clubbing and what not. Most guys here smoke weed its the slums of the uk. My view on a chad is still subjective and I think its the same for others. We can all agree its someone who attracts. Also video isnt available kek but green day is like emo rock or whatever

>>82789777
Which one is it more of? the former or the latter? Not too many men are interesting to you or not many men are showing interest in you? Are you saying you also don't want a man who goes clubbing and smokes weed? You already mentioned being asocial so there is that.
I doubt you're a council estate brit. You sound too middle class for that but idk ur situation. When you start arguing that things are subjective, it begins to move the goalpost. because definitions have meanings, clear cut meanings, and the minute you start picking it apart it becomes the ship of theseus mixed with semantics. Chad is never chad because xyz. Anyone can be a chad because all chads wear socks, ergo we're all chads until we take off our socks. All thumbs are fingers but not all fingers are thumbs. You can be sexually successful and not be chad but chad almost always is sexually successful

>>82789735
Have you ever considered that constantly redirecting the issue is what all women do all the time?

>>82789805
Youre seething because you got rejected grow up should I blame men for all the times I got rejected?>>82789804
More men havent shown interest towards me and theres no guy thats made me want to approach them. My college is full of tramps and retards same with my high school. I understand your point but my views remain the same

>>82789823
They don't cancel each other out and you have a point. If someone is at the apex of their field or niche then they can be a chad or sexually successful in their own way even if they aren't the stereotypical chad playing football, playing beer pong and piping stacies.
>men haven't shown interest in me
Yeah, sure they haven't. You're telling lies.
I like your accent. Can u post a vocaroo?

>>82789823
I am not getting together with a roastie. Yes she can die alone.

>>82789844
https://voca.ro/1jtX3qDu3v2K>>82789847
So can you

>>82789895
Well, I guess you aren't lying about actually being a 4channer. God damn. Maybe your environment was tainted and it had less to do with you, but you equated the environment you were in as being you.
https://youtu.be/QD6A-9xit2g
You're a woman, men want women. Do you agree?

>>82789895
That was always the plan.

>>82789934
1/10 song
Yes men want women I agree and more men are isolating themselves from women . Men are approaching women less and women are becoming more independent because of that

>>82789938
Youre a volcel btw

>>82789184 (OP)
I'm friendly with animals, you're on your own for the other three though.

>>82789407
>Guy who watches porn occasionally while being single is unreasonable
That's why I won't ever tried my 2d husbando for 3dpd

>>82789962
what made it a 1/10 song for you? Really low rating. How does that explain people who still date and get married? Isn't that what you want? To be with a man and to only have monogamous sex with him

>>82789184 (OP)
That's all easy to do but I'm hispanic, so...

>>82789184 (OP)
If this were true literally just go outside and wait for a man to hit on you.

The vast vast vast majority of men only watch porn like once every 3 days or so and its pretty much always vanilla. Just ask him to stop.

>>82789184 (OP)
okay, I only look at hentai, don't talk to any women, will love you, adopt and rescue animals, and am a big fat loser. where is my gf?

>>82790057
Yes Id want that preferably but love is practically dead. People choose to "experiment" with countless people before settling with one. Thats why they cant stay loyal . They sleep with whoever. All the virgin men are in their 30s and I want someone my age. The song sounded too goth and Im not into post rock I prefer metal like this https://youtu.be/RmbOkhdeae0?si=lC4njm55bS2C_XXY

>>82790074
Nta but thoughts on hitler

>>82790078
Hes my top guy

I am on day 3 of nofapnoporn. Mostly doing it because im depressed, anhedonic and suicidal.
But i have at least started fantasising about real women again at least. Like...holding hands with them and stuff haha

>>82790095
my sex drive is low because of depression

>>82790074
So the solution is simple. Remain a whore virgin until your 30s and fuck a 30 year old virgin. I had sex with prozzies so I guess i'm no longer a virgin. For a black metal/suicidal black metal song, it wasn't bad. i'm not a black metal enjoyer or huge metal enjoyer but good pick. It has a droning rhythm I like.
https://youtu.be/ZkSAK4f_bSQ
i prefer metalcore or deathcore to pure metal

>>82790157
Sigh I want to grow old with someone and have children and adopt a bunch of kittens and shelter some doggos and live in the country side in a small rural village :/ 4/10 not big into death or sludge I used to listen to some dystopia for a week lol https://youtu.be/H4gkvSc2bcc?si=-BXOi40lPw-yBUuq

>>82790106
mines quite strong to begin with so it withstands my depression most of the time until things get really bad.

>>82790203
>grow old with someone
based. very nice.
>have children
no thank you. I personally want zero children. Fuck all that. I have my reasons. I'm guessing you have yours for wanting kids. I absolutely do not want children at all.
>adopt a bunch of kittens and shelter some doggos
Yeah, I like the sound of that. Cats>dogs.
>live in the country side in a small rural village
Based.
I don't know what to make of the track. It wasn't bad or terrible. I don't know what kind of metal or sound to call it. Is it crust punk? Is it alternative metal? It has its own sound that is hard for me to pinpoint and put into words like thrash metal or blackened grind or one of those autism metal subgenres.
https://youtu.be/YeitnxBUZao
Idk what to tell u. We're on r9k, the robot board. We don't want to be khhv

>>82790091
Yep I'd definitely date desu EVEN THO I'm 5'6

>>82789184 (OP)
I haven't read the thread, has she rejected an offer of a relationship in the thread yet?

>>82790268
Im not big into children unless my partner wants some. I have the ability to reproduce and if I had a loving husband who wants kids Id give him kids

>>82790589
If you want kids then you want kids. It is your life so if you want kids then you can pursue that. Personally I can't say I would like to have them. That is me though. You can want kids, a loving husband, monogamy and also go after that. Food for thought.

>>82789184 (OP)
I watch porn and i dont love you but i got the other 2

>>82789184 (OP)
Is femdom hentai manga ok?

>>82789184 (OP)
>doesnt talk to multiple women
This is YOUR experience, not the average man's. If you want a man that could have that opportunity then you are asking for Chad. Average guys are lucky to get a single one word reply from a woman while you have 99+ unread at all times. Fuck you.

>>82789184 (OP)
>>82789257
You never answered my question foid. What if I have an inflation fetish?

>>82789184 (OP)
>>82789195
>Having a man lust over other women is no different from cheating.
Then you're not allowed to look at any guys, regardless of it being porn or not.

>>82790965
I dont want or need kids if I had a partner who didnt I wouldnt if I had a partner who wanted kids Ill give him children. >>82791421
Looking vs gooning to someone is very different dimwit>>82791405
No comment

>>82791762
It's not different for women, retard, which is why I specifically said it includes non-porn.

>>82791762
>No comment
Weak.

>>82791854
Get a load of this guy :D

>>82789184 (OP)
>doesnt talk to multiple women
This is impossible because women will never just talk to you.

>>82789184 (OP)
I meet all of that criteria but it doesn't matter because I'm poor.

>>82791890
We can be poor together dw

>>82789184 (OP)
>> doesnt watch porn
I can absolutely quit porn for a woman I love
>> doesnt talk to multiple women
I do have a couple female friends, but I don't go to places alone with them. Also they live very far away. Also also nothing has ever happened between us.
>> loves me
I mean, if I do then I do. I wouldn't lie about that or cheat on you and I'm not afraid to commit if that's what you're looking for.
>> friendly with animals
I love everything except cats. And bugs.

Do I pass or have I broken your standards?

>>82791942
Yes this is perfect

>>82791960
Sweet. Unfortunately I do have a massive red flag that I can nearly guarantee means you wouldn't actually want me.

>>82791762
>i dont want or need kids
if you say so.
>if I had a partner who didnt I wouldnt
>if I had a partner who wanted kids i'll give him kids
Fair enough. You said you wanted to grow old and have kids. Godspeed anonette.

>>82791970
let me guess, you have a small penis?

>>82792026
No. At least I don't think it's small.

I am a single dad

>>82789184 (OP)
what if I watched porn, but will stop if I get a gf?

>>82789184 (OP)
do you have big boobs? british girls have big tits.

>>82792054
Yes thats what I meant. No porn during the relationship I couldnt care what you did before dating.>>82792065
No they dont they have big ass

>>82791926
They always say this at first and then decide it's a problem later on when they see their friends with quality men. I've learned my lesson and will just be a loser at my lonesome instead.

>>82792145
then yeah, I would drop porn with no issues if
I had a gf. you sound fair.

>>82792224
Its ok just say you dont want me instead of making excuses

>>82792145
avg boob size in the UK is D

>>82792274
I've had two 3 year relationships implode because of it. I'm done.

>>82789184 (OP)
Plenty of men don't watch porn, but you only want the ones who don't watch it because "muh fake sky daddy purity culture", not for leftist reasons. Also it's dumb to take issue with anyone of any gender talking to people of the other gender. People of different genders can be friends and there's no harm in that. You are just possessive and paranoid, like the men who get controlling and want to isolate their gfs from having male friends. Also plenty of incels could love you and a lot of us love animals. But loving animals is seen as performative femininity and unmasculine and ick among women. You have plenty of options and refuse to take the men you can get. Your standards are trash.

>>82792026
>>82792040
Immediately ghosted.

BAM, I was right. I understand though.

>>82792299
You are a whiny faggot who will burn in Hell, and the world will only be better for it.

>>82792323
Nothing wrong with being gay but I'm heterosexual. Also the f slur isn't nice. Also hell isn't real. Your god is fake. And I am a nice guy, it's not fair that women won't settle for me.

>>82792289
https://voca.ro/159VjL3rF72Y>>82792299
I donr care about female friendships as long as I know who they are

>>82792360
well, what do you have? boobs or ass?

>>82792360
I fell in love with your accent. will you be my gf?

>>82792373
this is what porn does to a mf bring back modest men who give flowers and arent lustful

>>82792345
>Nothing wrong with being gay
Drug abuse rates, domestic abuse rates, alcoholism rates, STD rates, mental disorder rates, pedophilia rates... the list goes on.

>Also hell isn't real
You think your lack of faith protects you. Hell burns the Atheist and the believer all the same. You will not be shielded by your ignorance. You will reap your own suffering

>I am a nice guy, it's not fair
You are selfish and entitled. You are a child masquerading as an adult, and nothing more.

>>82792382
nah, I just like boobs. fake porn boobs are ugly

>>82792396
what about personality Sar you dont see me asking how many inches you are Niggy

I've been fapping to porn daily for almost 20 years, so it would be very hard to stop unless my partner were my absolute sexual ideal

All the other requirements are easy though

>>82789184 (OP)
doesn't watch porn is unreasonable unless you mean, doesn't watch porn while dating me

>>82792410
Yep what I meant shouldve clarified it but I thought it would be obvious

>>82792360
It could be where you're at. Maybe women in the UK don't have bigger tits on average but there has to be a few women who have natural d cups.
different anon btw. Not him but it is a preference. You wouldn't know unless you have had a huge pair of tits to play with. They're fun, no more, no less.

>>82792404
>you dont see me asking how many inches you are Niggy
>>82792026
>let me guess, you have a small penis?

>>82792417
Im a double d and Im Asian mixed. Anglo women tend to be skinnier only the fat ones have a big rack >>82792421
That wasnt me who talked about the penis size stupid

>>82792381
>>82792360
okay but will you date me? watch anime with me?

>>82792435
Im going to take a wild guess youre not in the uk and ur hitting 30. I want someone my age in my area . Also I dont watch anime

>>82792433
I am so in love with you. let's get married

>>82792444
I'm not in the UK, but I'm in my early 20s.
>in my area
IT'S SO OVER
>no anime
RUINED

>>82792444
Why are fembots always so young, it seems they disappear after 22

>>82792460
nigga if u were in the uk i would

>>82792469
but I wouldn't appreciate the accent if I was a native. I think it's very hot. I was so in love already...

I've noticed that a lot of women expect their partner to find them to be the most beautiful girl on earth just because they're dating her, maybe it's from watching too many Disney movies

>>82792486
What a shame m8

>don't watch porn
>nobody believes you
is this how black people feel when loss prevention employees follow them around while they're shopping?

>>82792461
>it seems they disappear after 22
This, because they can actually still get married even if they grew up as rejects. There are probably only three women on this board my age maximum and they're twice as crazy as the male incels that browse here.

>>82792461 the only young ones ive seen are all underaged e whores who pop a tit out and share their nudes. Ive been using 4chan since I was 13

>>82792497
we would've been happy together

>>82792569
mhm the only animes Ive watched are aot hellsing ultimate death note code geass and one episode of nhk. The only manga Ive read is Alice in borderland. Im picky and I dont watch much tv shows or movies anyways

>>82789184 (OP)
I'm all of that plus spend more time outdoors than inside. I hate the internet except Youtube and this website

>>82792584
Those are all good. It would've been cool.

>>82792922
>I hate the internet except Youtube and this website
same but this site still sucks and is only browsable because the rest of the internet is much worse

>>82793008
I normally browse blue boards related to my interests so i'm not entirely burnt out on this site. I don't want to see the constant nudity or degeneracy.
I'm lonely at the moment though so i'm stuck browsing here.

>>82791871
>no argument
Concession accepted.

>>82789184 (OP)
sky high unrealistic standards. i will be watching porn daily regardless of if i have a gf

>>82793090
https://voca.ro/1a4i4biiedgI amen

>>82793113
porn watching sad sack

>>82789184 (OP)
I just want a foid (female) who wants to watch gay porn with me

>>82793391
porn watching happy sack. i love porn and i love the male gaze. i will not read books about billionaire orcs or dragonriding 6' 5" princes

>>82789184 (OP)
> doesnt watch porn
I would quit porn forever if my hypothetical GF wanted me to. I would request some nudes of her tho, I still wanna be allowed to fap, and while I have no problem fapping under the shower using my imagination, sometimes I really wanna look at something.
> doesnt talk to multiple women
I would cease all interactions with non-bloodrelated females including platonic friendships and anything not purely business like (I hope I can still get served by a female cashier in a grocery store) if my hypothetical GF wanted me to.
> loves me
I would almost certainly love my hypothetical GF, otherwise I wouldn't want to be in the relationship in the first place.
> friendly with animals
I am friendly with animals.

Your previous mentioned conditions are fair and not too high of a standard.
I believe you may have other preferences or dealbreakers, but I assume those are more maliable depending on the individual.

My requirements of compareable nature would be:
>is a virgin
>wants the relationship to last a lifetime and start a family
>loves me
>I trust her, she is my clostest confidant and I do not have to hide anything / can (and will) talk about absolutely everything with her.

>>82794046
Those requirement are exactly what I want too . Are you a virgin?

>>82789184 (OP)
>doesnt watch porn

is that before dating or while dating?

>>82789184 (OP)
First off, you need to start a post with a link to a picture of your tits so we can engage with you

>>82794339
Yes I am.
would be rather hypocritical of me to demand virginity and not be a virgin myself, no?

>>82789184 (OP)
>doesnt watch porn
Genuinely kill yourself
>doesnt talk to multiple women
Eh, don't like talking to women in general, you have nothing of value to say
>loves me
Never
>friendly with animals
I'll kill your pet if given the chance.

>>82789184 (OP)
I check those four boxes.

>>82789189
If I had a wife to drain my balls I wouldn't need porn. I've been called vanilla.
When are you free for a date?

>>82795300
I have gf to drain my balls and I only look at porn when she fails her duties. So usually several times a months, at the least.

>>82795323
I would just keep a stash of selfies, pics and vids of her. But depending on how horny I am 1-3 times a day might be required. I'm 34, isn't my libido meant to go down?

>>82789184 (OP)
>> doesnt watch porn
Check.
>> doesnt talk to multiple women
Check.
>> loves me
I don't know you, but supposing that we're dating, I'd love you if we were in a relationship with each other, so check.
>> friendly with animals
Check.
However, you wouldn't date me, let alone want to talk or get to know me, because I'm 5'6 and a homely 4/10. I don't say that with any bitterness or vitriol directed towards you, just resignation because it's the truth.

>>82789184 (OP)
>doesn't watch porn
This is only possible with mentally illness.

can you rate this song?
Would you date a man who has already had sex before or would that be an absolute no?
https://youtu.be/qpb3WrL8r90

>>82795338
we only fuck like once a week and I have to supplement with thoughts of hers or porn in the stead. So yeah I usually end up jacking off 2-5 times a week and only half those times are thoughts of her.

>>82789397
>middle class british woman saying bro
gave me the ick

>>82789184 (OP)
>> friendly with animals
hard dealbreaker. My house is not a fucking barnyard you disgusting freak, and animals do not belong in it.

>>82795448
Gg, sad
Seems to be how most relationships end up.