>>82789184
>> doesnt watch porn
Check.
>> doesnt talk to multiple women
Check.
>> loves me
I don't know you, but supposing that we're dating, I'd love you if we were in a relationship with each other, so check.
>> friendly with animals
Check.
However, you wouldn't date me, let alone want to talk or get to know me, because I'm 5'6 and a homely 4/10. I don't say that with any bitterness or vitriol directed towards you, just resignation because it's the truth.