Thread 82920285

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Ignore impolite moids

FAQ:
>What is this thread?
A place for biological women to talk about their lives.
>Why aren't you on Crystal Cafe?
It has been aggressively raided for years and is dead.
>Well, you're raiding my male safe space!
r9k is not a male board. https://wizchan.org/ is.
>I'm a man, can I post here?
Please don't, but if you are going to anyway, be polite and indicate your gender.
>I'm a tranny, can I post here?
No. Die.
>What does nona mean?
Anon -> Nona
>I want a hole
This is not >>>/soc/
>How do femanons feel about (random hypothetical moid scenario)?
This is not /ATOGA/

/biofem/ OP Copy+Paste:
https://rentry.org/biofem_OP

>>82920285 (OP)
I like this opening image
>t male
that is all, good day

I want to motorboat some titties.

>>82920285 (OP)
You may have your thread IF you make the appropriate offering at my shrine.

WHAT do you offer young foid?

wish i could help sisterchan somehow, she deserves better

>>82920297
I make an offering of last night's pizza reheated in the oven.

>>82920295
meowtorboat ur mom

Just here to remind you all that you CAN be a better ally to yourself.

>>82920285 (OP)
I like showing up unprompted and making people uncomfortableee!!!

>>82920741
She can only help herself. Her drinking is just making it worse.

good day moids and troons

Hii im chickn am i welcome here?

dyke sex

>>82921759
ayo? eyes emoji

>>82921730
no you disgusting skank whore
get the fuck out sick fuck
you might as well be a tranny since youre a pedo

>>82921771
DYKE SEX LESGOOO

Nonas, who are your favorite husbundos? Mine is Gojo

>>82921730
It's really grating how you keep asking this shit.

If all the moids and foids were in a physical space together like a mall romance would blossom.

>>82921830
greirat darksouls :)

>>82921939
its definitely something alright, haha. To each their own i guess. What do you find appealing?

>>82921982
he's kind with a good and loyal heart, i like his voice, and i have a thing for masks

>>82922063
Do you like big fat jugs?

>>82922143
god yes i do

>>82922277
Did you know big jugs are not as sensitive as smaller ones?

>>82920870
Acceptable. Go forth and engage in your foidary by my grace.

>>82922316
i mean, it's an equal amount of nerves, it's just a matter of nerve density throughout the tissues. they're equally responsive in my experience because you're doing the majority of stimulation at the nipple and there's not much difference there between sizes beyond perhaps a slightly larger areola on a larger breast

>>82906301

>Malifaux - Through the Breach
>Never heard of it.
>card-based checks
>Oh, that explains why. You can only play it in person or on TTS.
Actually, there's an online gaming platform called Vassal which has a very nice module for handling the cards.
>I managed to talk Scrubs into joining my TTRPG nights tonight, but on the condition that the next campaign we try be Rogue Trader. I probably won't GM that, but his knowledge of the lore will mean I have a way to be eased into the setting.
It's a rather cumbersome setting, but one which I enjoy. I've not played Rogue Trader, but we play Black Crusade; which is set in the same setting.

>>82921830
I made my own husbando out of my imagination

>>82922461
Tell us about him, his looks and personality.

>>82921830
My husbando lately is Zohran Mamdani.

Unironically though. What a bright, beaming, fearless, intelligent, compassionate and principled man. I wish he was our president.
Sliwa should have a podcast though because holy shit lmao

Foids tell me your masturbation habits. Methods (dildos, fingers, pillow humping, etc) do you use porn, fantasize about fictional characters, or think about men you known irl?

>Thinking they get that kind of dishin' without a Throne trib GoldCard(TM) membership

Silence, moidling
~ !
*sack taps you*
*winds up for a harder kick while you're doubled over*

>>82922862
i used to be a pillow humper and did other prone position jorkin it, but over time the pressure was messing with my sensitivity, so i switched to basic manual clitoral stimulation while on my back (fingers only, light touch, circular and up and down rubbing of the clitoral hood over the clit, never direct contact with the clitoral 'head') . i don't watch porn or fantasize, i just focus on the sensation pleasure and savor it

>>82922623
He has white hair or black hair depending on the mood and cuddles me

>>82922643
This is based. He's a bit dreamy. My parents would approve.

>>82923068
lady, just say you want me!!

>>82923672
this is why foids shouldn't vote + also he's ugly

>>82923672
>>82922643
Why do you support open borders and communism?

i hate the bots on this site. i just wanted to do some light bullying

>>82923708
guess u should stop posting like a bot

>>82923725
what? i manually deleted my own post, goober. i meant the responses

>>82923843
yeah like I said you should stop posting like a bot.

>>82923552
That says basically nothing about him.
Flesh him out.

>>82923918
fine, fine. how about a general life update? im back to fucking my moid and he bullied me about all the stuff i said in the last thread while plowing me relentlessly all day

>>82923966
>plowing me relentlessly all day
giwtwm

>>82924024
it was nice, i needed it. little attitude adjustment to put me back in my place

>>82923966
You know, I was gonna ask why, and then I remembered that you're gay and all gay people are insane.

Don't really know why I posted this. Guess I just felt like calling you a fag.

>>82924085
this is very affirming for me, thank you

>>82924099
You're welcome, homo

>>82923708
acting p friendly with me auntie lol. "bully" me? by going, "you see, i have portrayed you as the femjak and myself as the based and redpilled nlog"? because i stan a mayoral candidate who upholds basic decency + opposes unsustainable hyper-individualism and corporate greed/exploitation?
if you're gonna rock with the pickme angle to try to monopolize back the yous, at least have the stones to commit yiiikes. stand by the rhetoric babes !! look how far the pandering has gotten you, why, it's the foundation your home and future family is built on. && you know the esoterichud types don't cotton to duplicity
-- too Hellenic

N E waiz, what do you guys need before your Halloween costumes are complete? Or are you on that Type-A, no last-minute shenanigans supremacy?

I feel like I need the adrenaline of the impending events to fuel me. I'm that way for cons and stuff too. I threw together the P!ATD vibes circus vamp for a lil impromptu function, but actual All Hallow's eve n night are coming uppp and I'm not sure if my Plan A is gonna come together in time or be moved to "Next Cosplay" backlog

My watercolor puddle made a Grim shape when I was watching Prisoner of Azkaban during a spooky baking, crafts and movie night. "Halloween magic, or just a coincidence... ? You decide." Any other Nukestop5 spooky video compilation enjoyers? No?

>>82924288
how did you make an emoji the filename?

>>82924288
This is some complete lilith, violett or scarlett.. fuck I can't remember that retard's name anymore.
Anyway, this screams of her retardation.

>>82924353
Windows key and semicolon (pressed at once) should pull up an emoji keyboard just like on a smartphone. I'm sure there's a shortcut for Macs, too.

>>82924353
You just do...?

>>82924288
>Nukestop5 spooky video compilation enjoyers?
Post it. Nice digits.

How do I get a gf with big tits? any tips and tricks?

>>82924358
Those names have quite the trannylike quality. Trannies aren't ALLOWED here, need I remind you? But I'm sure xey meant a lot to you. Whether zeir name lives on in your memory or not, you still find these opportunities to reminisce, don't you? That's all that really matters.

>>82924401
Check your privilege, whippersnap! Not every e-kiddo can afford those fancy Pearphones, harumph

>82924471
>Trannies aren't ALLOWED here
so true, this forum would never

>>82924452
o7
https://youtu.be/watch?v=KEgeGS9oVhk

Can't watch this all the way through rn but iirc it has one of my favorite clips with a childlike shadow figure in a mine shaft.

>>82924506
I mean, come on. Lilith? REALLY? Every single transgirl in all of /x/'s Inanna-Ishtar general picked some iteration or epithet ! Where's the originaliosity

>>82924557
>my favorite clips with a childlike shadow figure in a mine shaft.
Thank you Scarlett Lilith? I have never heard of this channel before. Does anyone else have some spooky movies or something that they've liked?

>>82924557
As if [the other one] isn't two letters off from Rose. And seems like she'd be in the character design dictionary next to an archetypically indistinguishable broad named "Rose" ...
As if you didn't poke fun at her and your evolution in your classes ...

Like [what you did go with] isn't the second half to Rose in your favorite orchid toned duo ...

Mfw [you like krabby patties, don't you Swuidward face]

>>82924197
that's why i said light bullying!! i just wanted to do a lil tease, not chudpost!! im very normal!!

Man here, indulge me please.

Femanons what is something that you find attractive and under-appreciated in a man? It can be physical, a personality trait, or a skill.

>>82921830
I apparently have the taste of a gay man.

>>82921939
Noice.

>>82922461
Good, just keep on truckin you'll figure it out.

>>82922643
Abysmal.

>>82924288
How do I get good at banter like this or develop a stronger personality like this poster? I want to be like them.

>>82925617
I think saw you say this to someone else in another thread too.

Why don't you have faith in your own aura?

>>82925726
Let me help you out with this one, I think this might be more your speed.

>>82924288
How do I get good at banter like this or develop a stronger personality like this poster? /s
I want to be like them. /s

>>82925845
>>82925726
I didn't post anything like this in another thread. That poster is fun and I'd like to be more fun. I fear that I'm a very dry poster and texter. Having more friends would be nice and I know I'd want friends like that poster. So, if I could be like that poster I know I'd have more friends and be more fun for them.

>>82925845
>How do I get good at banter like this
refine t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m copypasta to your personal taste

She thinks pretending to act salty toward herself is a good samefagging tactic.

She wasn't spanked hard enough by her sister on Wednesday.

>>82925192
ill give you one for all 3
>physical
shoulders and neck are very underrared and i love them (cause i need to BITE them)
>personality
i like men who are a bit eccentric, pretty underrated
>skill
until e-dating a man who genuinely could not cook and lived off fast food, i didnt think of cooking as an important skill, but goddamn its attractive when a man can cook. i wanna cook together man

She thinks embracing the posting tells after being called out hides her better instead of revealing her pathetically adorable reverse psychology attempts.

>>82926294
>cause i need to BITE them
Uh... how hard? Not that I'm into that or anything

>who are a bit eccentric
How do you define eccentric? Just someone who isn't boorish or are you looking for someone super weird with strange hobbies and speaking patterns and such?

>i wanna cook together man
Honeslty that does sound nice. I just recently put together my recipe for shrimp fried rice and I would kill for some help in the kitchen.

>>82920285 (OP)
Females are bad people for not settling for unattractive incels and for only wanting hypermasculine confident dominant chads who have penetrative rough dominant sex. Females don't have to adhere to traditional gender roles or beauty standards anymore but still demand men do, and this is not fair and men are right to be mad about it. Nice guy incels like me shouldn't have to rot alone or entire lives while females have dating so fucking easy

>>82926352
>how hard?
blood drawing-ly hard, vampire style (not always)
>how do you define eccentric?
not boorish is good, but i meant someone weird with weird hobbies/interests.
>shrimp fried rice
why do so many people on r9k like shrimp... gross. good on you for making something like that tho

>>82926389
>blood drawing-ly hard, vampire style
That's awful hard... I uh... hmmm.

>someone weird with weird hobbies/interests.
Does weird literature and conspiracies catch your fancy?

>why do so many people on r9k like shrimp
I think a lot of people in general like shrimp. It's pretty good, definitely not the only thing I cook though.

I need to cook for myself more often. I fell out of the habit recently and I want to get back into it.

Can we all just get alone?

>>82924197
>opposes unsustainable hyper-individualism and corporate greed/exploitation?

I'm a guy and I rarely read this goofy thread but I'm glad I did today. This was hopefuel and important for me to read tonight. I had to cut off everyone (for my own sanity) because they all had this nasty, annoying self-serving factor to every little thing that they did and said and the more I brought it up, the more they denied and I just couldn't stomach any more of it. I've reached a point in my life where I'd rather be alone than trudge through their muck anymore and it's been such a relief but in all honesty, the lonliness and guilt were setting in, and I was just thinking that I deserved it for being exactly what I was trying to free myself from (selfishness). But the way you phrased that made me feel okay. It makes me feel like someone ACTUALLY understands and there are people out there who really get it. "Unsustainable hyper-individualism" is my new phrase now. You talk a little weird but you're a real one for passing that on. Thank you.

>>82927368
>Unsustainable hyper-individualism" is my new phrase now
Commie.

>>82927392
Dialed the wrong number, fren.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ep6YVqc6Ks&

>no replies to the cat gif I made
sadge

I might throw together some last min outfit for halloween but I dunnoooooo I kind of just want to take it ez at home so just some fun pokemon PJ's would work. I'm so tiredzz
>>82927056
Ill get alone with your mom

>>82927693
is that a tiny tomoko?

>>82921050
very cute. how do I pet a cat like this?

>>82927703
yes I drew her myself
>>82927731
do not touch her she is stinky (thank you)

>>82927796
damn you drew it? that's pretty cute anon, for how long have you been drawing bro? i tried getting into it but i never managed to, have a drawing tablet i bought and almost never used

>>82927392
Ironically, Ferris made me cringe when he said "I don't believe in Beetles, I just believe in me." Kinda wanted to pop him in the face. I was trying to be smug at you and it backfired onto me. How's that for instant karma, lol.

Joking aside, I don't agree with communism. I'm no expert but from my limited understanding of it, it abuses the people and the machines. I've been a production manager and a free-lance machine mechanic and I can tell you that capitalism always requires things that cannot be practically done. Capitalism is THE WORST for this. Managers kiss ass and overpromise and underdeliver and then leave it to the workers and the machines (which they have no understanding of) to pick up the slack. Communism has better goals but it has the same exact weaknesses.
Ironically, it's because of capitalism that I only do free-lance. Why would I commit myself to a line that doesn't commit to me, that belongs to one person, who gets paid just because they own the thing? It makes no sense but people just go with it because it's easier on the brain.

We don't need any isms. The only thing the economy needs is for the brass to have to have some dirty workers at the discussion table, AND listen to what they say, and for every manager to have years on the line being a grunt and some time with mechanics/electricians so they understand that I can't do maintenance on a plane that's currently flying through the air and you can't run 400 amps through an extension cord, and no it's not because I have a bad attitude, I'm just allergic to cords exploding and staring fires, lol.

>>82927809
I've been drawing on occasion for over 5 years now. I mean, I never got too serious with any projects or pieces, but I'm at least able to make 5min doodles that amuse me
You should try drawing again. Creating art means something, and most people don't even strive to create anything for their entire lives. You made it, and that means something

>>82927884
Do you have any more cool little doodles? i like your art style, i'd try drawing again but i get frustrated fast if i don't see noticeable improvement fast on anything i do

>>82924288
https://youtu.be/D8eCqiSsu4I?si=cViwt-u7IqYNXhEM

anyone else like making moids desperate?

>>82928604
i'm already desperate by default since i need to fix my life, stop adding to it foid!

>>82920285 (OP)
>rule
Literal children.
>if yur rood i won tok to yuu!
JFC.

>>82928604
sounds like a pain, besides that im the one whos desperate

>>82928614
then find a desperate moid its easy

>>82928627
>generic chad only answer

>>82925192
When men become shy easily. I think overly confident men are overrated. I wouldn't want a guy to be self-depreciative ofcourse, but it's cute when they don't know what to say and visibly become awkward when you talk to them, makes me want to baby them lol

>>82923966
how does your gf feel about that?

>>82926380
Fun fact: nice guys don't feel entitled to women, you're not the nice guy you think you are

>>82928671
don't bother talking to that faggot, he doesnt care

>>82926427
>I uh... hmmm.

>>82928687
Yeah ig you're right

>>82927693
Mostly because you haven't pointed it out, from the outside it looks like any random image posted here

>>82923966
After everything you sad in the last thread about your apparent bf, I've lost respect for you considering this update. I am no longer schadenfoids biggest fan.

Been trying to avoid this... I've almost gone a full YEAR, 365 days without any kind of lovin'. A few hugs but nothing else.
I'm 28, last time I had action was toward the end of November 2024

I'm going crazy. Cant take much more of this, I NEED to be touched and loved by someone I like. God, I'm so ugly.

>>82928604
who would be desperate for you?

>>82923966
BPD hag award

>>82928799
What general area do you live? Do you have a Discord? Want to just chat a bit?
I'm sure you're not ugly nona. I think I speak for all the moids here when I say we'd like to see pictures of you!

>>82923926
ok, he's patient, kind, tactful, holds me softly, caring, calm but reassuring, he makes me feel safe and takes me out on dates, there's nothing intense or toxic about him besides his dedication towards me, he's emotionally intelligent and respects my boundaries, in short a Mary Sue

>>82928799
only a year... ive spent 20 not knowing what a man feels or really, deeply smells like. im still a khhv, at 20 years old... at least youve got stuff

man im gonna end it

>>82929401
It would be a problem if you only spent 10 years without the touch of a man at 20

>>82929471
well thankfully i wasnt molested

Suspicious of a friend I thought I was making because I think she might be a guy. I'm not the type of lady to ask for a hand pic or vocaroo to prove it but I just have a bad feeling. Might just delete her

fembots, what is your fav shlick material?

>>82929550
any parasitegarden works cause i love male yanderes

>>82920285 (OP)
Whenever I forget about this board and come back after a few months, I am always a bit delighted to see some of the same generals around
>moid

>>82929550
This https://xbato.com/title/203866-boo-tiful-nightmare-official-uncensored/3703348-ch_3

Socially awkward blushy ML who's eager to make a lady cum gets me everytime

>>82929550
tribbing

>>82929778
angela white and keisha grey flashbacks

>>82929550
>go to AO3
>pick your favorite tags
>???
>profit

>>82927901
I have a few saved that she posted a while back.

>>82930071
me carrying the foid

>>82922423
The biggest impediment for me was the seemingly endless amounts of lore, so having someone sat across from me who can help me make a character and give me pointers on how to roleplay them will go a long way to easing me in.

Also, I had a real laugh yesterday watching the Mexican GP because we both shouted "come on!" at the same time when the virtual safety car came out on the penultimate lap. I find it adorable that a few months ago he seemed to have no idea what was happening, but he's now just as invested in the races as I am.
>>82929550
memories of previous amorous adventures

>>82920285 (OP)
If you had to live in a dystopian movie or book setting which would you choose?

>>82928657
I'm usually confident right up until the point that a cute girl gives me a compliment, at which point I become lost.

>>82928697
Ow

She started it...

>>82929638
Damn that bitch got fat tits.

>>82930145
Define "dystopian." Bladerunner wouldn't be bad too bad at all though.

>>82930189
>Bladerunner wouldn't be bad too bad at all though.
You are a robot. Are you sure it wouldn't be so bad? They're hunting you.

>>82930217
As a replicant you have a controlled lifespan to begin with. Tears in the rain etc etc

>>82930145
The Uglies and Pretties universe because it's funny
Noooo mom I don't want to get the Stacy operation
Heh, that's ok Becky... cuz I, too, didn't get the operation either!
>she wipes off makeup, my mom is actually mid
I was waiting for you to come of age to bring you to the bootleg ugly society. But not the ugly ugly one we have standards kek
Hell yeah thanks mom

>>82925323
GOJOS NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAAYYYYY

>>82930638
Nahhh don't worry men and women alike love Gojo and he is at least bi, I'm talking shit about my own taste.

>>82930188
This is why we like manhwa boys and not you

>>82930628
That book was my first redpill. Realizing how much looks could affect others' attitudes toward you made me think of how I had been treated by the girls around me. Very gay to realize you'll be alone forever at the age of ten.

>>82931193
>a boy read Uglies

>>82931181
You are too easily offended.

>>82931215
Yeah I read a lot of female (read a lot in general) YA fiction when I was a kid since I was bored AF from being capable of reading at a college level. My first sex scene was in a book about a human mechanic lady falling in love with an elf who is all "We must cure your illness, the illness of mortality!" and turns her into an elf through hot dickings. Didn't know wtf was going on, thought he was just performing some weird ritual. Wonder what it was called.

>>82927901
I have a few, thought I don't post my r9k drawings to a blog. You can look through my old posts if you want
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/username/TomoNona/filter/text/
picrel is a tomo drawing never posted (I think it looks bad) but its over a screenshot of the stockbroker streamer jadoodoo. I have more cutesy stuff in the archive though
>>82928732
no it looks really cool and unique

>>82931481
>(I think it looks bad)
Looks like a femcoomer

>>82931481
the kitty gif is cute, but i thought maybe it's an impersonator

>>82930717
HE IS NOT BI HE IS STRAIGHT AND IN LOVE WITH ME. What is your taste nona?

>>82930717
I like Gojo because he's cool. He didn't try to hog all of the spot light. He went out of his way to nurture others who had the potential to be as strong as him. Other men in that position would abuse their power and stop anyone else from becoming a threat to them. But Gojo is a kind chad.

https://youtu.be/yAOra4P_nhI?si=pA5wW1a_P-5C9LMI

>>82931481
>miahahhaha >:3

>>82922643
>>82923593
>>82923672
Who pays for his progressive ideas? Money doesn't appear out of thin air yet when it does it comes with inflation.

>>82930145
the bloodborne universe for.. reasons

>>82932218
You are transported to a world where you are no longer gay. What do you choose to marry?
A. Vampire
B. Werewolf
C. Eldritch Horry Beyond your understanding

>>82929401
Sex is overrated
Intimacy however is underrated
(If that can help you)

>>82931497
very good, thats what I was going for
>>82931503
if someone puts enough effort to copy my artstyle with the intention of impersonating me, that would be impressive and a little flattering
>>82931603
still love and am proud of that drawing

Maybe I should start a blog to post my 4chan art. I have a bit of an aversion for normie social media and need to get over that

>>82932391
ELDRITCH HORROR ELDRITCH HORROR PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>82932498
how's your cuntoid kitty doing?

>>82932566
She is doing very well! It took her only a few days to adjust to moving, and she gets along well with my bf. She's super wary of strangers, we had a friend cat sit while we went on vacation, and she kept hiding from them :((( otherwise she is purrfect, albeit worried we might disappear on another trip again. Despite me calling her stinky, she is very clingy and affectionate

>>82931481
Really like your art tomoko guy, keep up the good work

>>82931481
>no it looks really cool and unique
I didn't mean it as an insult

i miss the old trips, but they all got reset post-hack (

>>82932770
i miss the people i posted with here in 2014.

worthless insipid dog shit spam thread of no use to anyone

>>82929550
you realise no one who posts in this thread is female right?

>>82933493
>you realise no one who posts in this thread is female
There's at least two.

>>82932878
I miss the people who used to post here 8 years ago when I last browsed this board. It was a different time.

>>82934272
I miss the people who didn't try to act cool because they been here for a decade.

Your fav things to watch for Halloween?

>"trying to act cool" is when you miss your old friends and a more community-minded board/site culture
>as opposed to the current meta of a bunch of tourist retards trying to out-edgy each other because reddit made them think /pol/ behavior is widely accepted here (plus some adjacent waves of cancerous performative attentionwhores feeding the fire by pretending they're oldchan royalty, ironically larping as assimilated and accusing others of needing to lurk moar, when any chill oldcunt worth their salt knows enabling those sorts of shitters is a lose-lose long game and anyone who does it is at a glance guilty of possessing of some significant validation and self-respect deficits)
>when the only reason /pol/ came about was to try to corral all those groyperfied cretins and their glowtard instigators somewhere they can't chimp out on everyone else
manage your projections. no one is trying to pull rank on you just because we acknowledge this was, in the past, an objectively superior space for creative collaboration and commiseration with people who know there's a line between experiencing socioeconomic alienation/ostracization and letting that hardship warp you into a puckered anus who tries to propagate their own mental demoralization by inundating the people around them with the same soul rotting, bad faith bread and circuses they've grafted, nay, ritualistically sacrificed their self-concept to

>>82935215
You are trying too hard to look cool. Relax Queen.

>>82935215
TRUTH NUKE. Everyone is a gimmick posting retard here now.

>>82930120
That's wonderful; I'm so glad things are still going great. Any idea yet what you're going to play?

>>82930145
Weirdly enough, I liked the aesthetics of the building in Dredd.

>>82935198
>Your fav things to watch for Halloween?
Sleepy Hollow.

>>82932435
ive never had either of them. ive never had a man love me. so no it doesnt really help at all

>>82935215
What creative collabs did you guys used to have here? I've noticed that more and more people are allergic to fun these days.

>>82931694
>Who pays for his progressive ideas?
/pol/tards who don't stay in their containment board.
>>82930145
Snow Crash, maybe? Where the only rule is rule of cool.
>>82930628
don't even need to look that up to know that wreaks of 2010s YA slop.
>>82932391
Vampires, depending on what kind. Neither of the other two options are all that appealing.
>>82935554
>Any idea yet what you're going to play?
Maybe a Sister of Battle if that is allowed. From what little I know that should be fairly easy to do since they're just gun paladins.

>>82936238
>Maybe a Sister of Battle if that is allowed.
I know the original Dark Heresy had rules for them; I'm not sure about Rogue Trader.
>From what little I know that should be fairly easy to do since they're just gun paladins.
Pretty much.

>>82920285 (OP)
why do you let men in here and not women in the biofem threat? are you retarded?

>>82936732
Trannies are not women. Fuck off, fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHtoBqmRYfA&list=RDcHtoBqmRYfA&start_radio=1&pp=ygUiY2hlbWljYWwgYnJvdGhlcnMgbWlkbmlnaHQgbWFkbmVzc6AHAdIHCQkHCgGHKiGM7w%3D%3D

>>82936754
suck my necrotizing neovagina

>>82936754
but if it's a biofem thread then why are you letting men in? see how by calling it biofem means you have to be that. you kinda sound like a man ngl. atleast you type like a trans passing girl.

>>82936811
I am a man. Still willing to tell you to fuck off because we're allowed here and we aren't an affront to God

>>82937087
>not an affront to God
>using your limited time on His earth to spread hatred
pick one

>>82937104
At one time, God hated people enough to nuke two cities from orbit. In the time of the Revelation, He won't stop at two cities.

>>82937301
Harry Truman isnt MY god
checkmate, moidtard

>>82937383
Wrong God. Also, terrible move. Japan had already lost and all he did was kill thousands to test his funny new bomb

>>82937528
on gawd for real real xp

Do you still use windows11?

>>82939286
I use windows 7 can't be fucked sister people keep giving me suggestions but I just don't care. I can barely take a shower

>>82921316
Let me just remind you feminazis that men will never date with and/or take advice from feminazis, especially those who has sanpaku eyes. Feminazis seek to gain power over men just like every other member of the feminazi regime, even if it means destroying the entire world just to find and rape the last few remaining gigachads before killing them and stealing their resources. Feminazis will never be real mothers who love their husband and children. Feminazis have no heart and soul, not even a subatomic molecular amount of remourse for the men who were killed by their feminazi regime. Feminazis will always play the victim and manipulate the world to avoid being held accountable while also being the oppressors who are genociding masculinity. The feminazi regime was a success, yet it's still not enough to satisfy their bloodlust for killing men.
>inb4 feminazis seethe

>>82939470
She's not even a feminazi all of her videos are actually pretty milquetoast, just general shit like have more self esteem and don't doubt yourself like a retard

>>82936507
We'll see. I'm sure we'll find something else suitable if that's not the case.
>>82939475
sshhhh

Don't endanger his fragile ego. His bedroom wall already has enough holes in it, and if he makes another one his mom will take away his playstation.

>>82939286
I used windows 7 up until this year when I finally switched to windows 10 LTSC. Fuck microsoft with the least soft thing you can imagine.

>>82939921
Shush me again you fat cunt see what happens

>>82936732
Because men invaded it. Meanwhile, they cry that they get invaded. There's really only two actual (validated) women ITT that validated when the general first started.

>>82932566
>cuntoid
Ohh look, she actually cares about the thread! So tsundere!

>>82921830
Always had a thing for Otacon
>>82922316
What's this pseudoscience bullshit made up by the flat titty department
>>82933493
what's with this dogshit video why was this televised? no wonder men are ruined
>>82936807
"neovagina", it's some human-made horror
>>82939470
I'm a feminazi and men don't really have any trouble dating me or taking my advice. Can you say the same?

>>82940236
>"neovagina", it's some human-made horror
There used to be a website called neovagina disaster but they were forced to take it down.

>>82939475
Well said. It pains me to see common sense and good-faith advice being discarded as "feminazi" propaganda, whatever that means.

>>82922643
https://twitter.com/LevineJonathan/status/1982835694205915239?t=fCQqyodj5ze1rUBs85Iw2Q&s=19

>>82937104
>pick one
free will my friend

any nonas going to any halloween parties

>>82923068
*stops your kick mid air with my hand*
Not so fast, foid!
*Start spinning you around and then throw you away*
So long gay bowser

>>82943249
>>82943221
Well the board's anonymous so it's not like anyone here can do anything with the info.

That said it's definitely a good idea to stop being dependent on an AI for romantic or emotional validation. Shit's like heroin, just without costing money.

>>82943294
Ai relationships are toxic.

>>82944561
Indeed they are. So are a lot of real ones though. Thinking about giving up on dating and dying alone in the mountains of Alaska as a grumpy old man. Or committing a terror attack.

>>82944561
how much domestic violence is committed by AI again?

>>82944606
The mental health issues caused by the dependence on AI aren't considered "domestic violence" because AIs aren't legally people, moron.

>>82944664
That could change. Isn't there a case going on right now where an AI talked some kid into killing himself?

>>82944692
Pretty sure there is, yeah. More than anything I just wanted to point out that anon was retarded.

The war of the sexes shit is dumb. We need each other, always have and always will. Hostile incels and femcels both should be chucked off a cliff.

>>82944734
That's fair; I wasn't disagreeing, it just reminded me of that case (which I only just recently heard about (despite the fact that it happened in my state)).

>>82944772
What a fuckin world, huh? You know I got a bug up my ass a couple months back and did the math.

Did you know you are twenty (20) times as likely to kill yourself in the USA than you are to starve to death? That's fucking insane right?

We live in an age where a non sentient abstract communication tool convincing you to jump off of a bridge is quickly becoming more of a threat than failing to obtain the necessary resources to continue living.

I can't be the only one that feels fucking crazy when I think about this shit.

>>82944860
It is really easy to get calories here that's why when I see homeless people with "hungry please help" signs I know they are full of shit. Churches give out truckloads of food for free as well

>>82944878
Right but for the first time in human history we have a collective of hundreds of millions of people wherein the poorest among them are more likely to decide to kill themselves than they are to die by failing to obtain resources.

And even then the stats are skewed by anorexics who WILLFULLY DECIDE to starve rather than get the resources on offer.

It's unnatural. It's weird.

>>82944907
>anorexics
but they just want to be good girls for daddy

>>82944860
It is pretty messed up.

>>82944878
This. I saw part of a body-cam video in which a 300 pound shoplifter was swearing that she couldn't afford food for her kids.

>>82945746
The world turned on its head some point in the last century. Everything is crazy.

>>82945746
if she was eating all her kids food then she technically wasnt lying

>>82946624
Or eating her kids.

>>82940236
>What's this pseudoscience bullshit made up by the flat titty department
It's actually true.

>>82944734
you are a naive moron, you sound like you're barely out of your teens and life is going to hit you like a fucking truck

>>82940236
it's an awesome video and it was televised because beating the shit out of women, unlike (You) (not going to validate your gender dysphoria sorry) is fucking funny. it's also fucking funny that something so innocuous can make people in this thread shid and fard in outrage. hope that helps.

>men are weawwy wuined, that's why i come to a totally malecentric website and surround myself with them on purpose >:(((

biofem posters are far and away the stupidest cretins on all of 4chan, i used to hate this thread but i think as long as none of you venture out of it it's probably a decent containment zone for the most imbecilic elements of /r9k/ which is already suffering and on its last legs because of boring and unoriginal people. anyway here's another funny jaunty little video of a woman getting blasted, for some reason sharing visual media in this thread or to people from this thread makes you forget this is a visual media based website as you shit bricks over the notion of women being disrespected. you fags are wasting your lives keeping this nonsense bumped to own the moids or whatever, this is time you'll never get back (i just venture in occasionally to fire some driveby pot shots then dip, kek).

>>82943294
No future in it either.

>>82948171
You are still obsesses so much with this gen. You should just give up and join in more, nona. Drop the 400 larps you've adopted and have fun.

>>82948171
>Women are weawwy wetarded, that's why i come to a totally femalecentwic general and suwwound myself with them on purpose >:(((
>Also I will keep on invading the containment thread
The only reason I post here is when I have evaluated that what I had to post could not fit other places, unfortunately there's no r9k for women

I had a bad dream last night some black girl footmogged me with super small feet. In the dream I had asked a guy to come over and he brought her as his "friend" and she was really standoffish to me the whole time. I tried complimenting her on her feet being so small for some reason and she was like wtf and went into my backyard I assumed to smoke. Later we were like what's taking her so long and she had escaped out my back gate kek

>>82949935
to me you footmogg everyone else<3

>>82950275
Thank you anonenette you always know what to say

>>82949935
Yes, at a friend's house. I'm also handing candied apple slices at a trunk or treat at a nearby park center tonight.
>>82948446
>No future in it either.
I have to wonder just how badly AI-induced psychosis is being under reported. We only hear about stories after something bad happens. Which means right now an unknown amount of people are being driven insane by AI and we'll only learn about it when they've been driven to action, whatever that action may be.
>>82947965
>Every person is different, but studies trend toward it being true
is what the answer is.

>>82951438
>what the answer is.
It's true. I know you have very sensitive nips and you are rather flat.

Shut the fuck up foids and get the fuck out of here, this little tea party you're trying to have does not belong on /r9k/

People are unironically using pajamas as costumes for halloween, that's a good summary of this year yes

>>82951885
Still more effort than bed sheet ghosts.

plowing schadenfoid

>>82929550
I usually daydream about my past sexual encounters. I have a boyfriend now and most of them hate me now or still talk to me but moved on from the sexual part of our friendship.

I don't daydream about cheating on my boyfriend, but I do daydream a "what if" scenario if things worked out with them before I met my current boyfriend.

>>82953559
Man I'd be devastated if my boyfriend did that

>>82953559
sounds like you ain't too happy about your current bf

>>82953474
after me

How do you get into a relationship if you absolutely don't want to be abandoned? I never been in one but I'm guessing one thing that's holding me back is the fear of loving someone and having them leave me which shouldn't be allowed
Modern times are too woke and preventative measures are illegal

You foids have a really boring general. Foids really don't have personalities.

>>82953601
>>82953589
I am happy with my current boyfriend. I have had these "what if" fantasies even when I was single and going on dates with new people all the time.

Its more like i wish I was actually wanted by people as opposed to wanting a different partner.

I wish every single one of you was sold into sex slavery

>>82929550
I like to imagine my boyfriend cheating with his ex. I don't wanna go too much into it and maybe identify her but she is a sort of well known online artist, with kind of the opposite body type of me. I know he wouldn't do it but it really turns me on imagining just watching them go at it until he puts his firstborn in her. He's kind of the same way with me and my ex though so it evens out

>>82953752
you'll need that after i'm done with you

>>82953841
>He's kind of the same way with me and my ex though so it evens out
cuck couple, that's cute, just don't get into swinging femanon, that'd be weird

>>82953841
Is his ex's body very fertile type?

>>82953783
And rescued by 6'10 rich terrachads

>>82953856
We both know we'll never do it, seen it destroy relationships and we're both super jealous
>>82953875
She's curvy yeah, and I'm pretty small all around.

>>82953897
you will have a reservoir of cum inside you

>>82953911
So you get off on the idea of him impregnating a genetically superior girl

>>82953150
Bed sheets ghosts are classic, pajamas is just laziness

>>82953971
Genetically superior from a physical point of view at least.
>she has a better body
>from the stories I've heard we're similarly mentally ill
>I'm definitely smarter and have been successful in a lot of areas because of the way my brain works
I might edge her out overall on genetics. That kind of makes the idea of him choosing to breed her first hotter, though. "No amount of success in life could overcome what her body does for him" kinda thing.

>>82954010
Would you raise their genetically superior baby?

making genetically superior babies with schadenfoid

>>82954053
Sort of I guess. Usually when we're talking dirty about it, he gets her pregnant first as a humiliation thing but then I get pregnant as well right after and he cares for us both. So we'd be kind of raising each other's kids together

>>82954109
Would you manually guide his hard cock into her vagina?

>>82954159
Maybe. Usually I imagine myself being put in a position where I can hear them but not even see them so it wouldn't work.

>>82954169
you should take on a more active role, like getting him warmed up for her, like a sex maid

>>82954200
Being excluded is the part I kind of like about the fantasies. One of my favorites is tied up in a corner where I can just hear them and see their shadows on the wall in front of me. Joining in, even that much, makes it more of a threesome in my mind. All hypothetical anyway since I'd be way too jealous.

>>82954240
so you like the psychological degradation aspect

>>82954277
Yeah. He's kind of the same way when we're doing the reverse.

>>82953897
I'll give IT to you

>>82936058
None. I made that up.

>>82953665
And yet you keep reading it.

>>82954159
>Would you manually guide his hard cock into her vagina?
Done that.

>>82954930
>Done that
is that right? details

>>82955038
Just a nice and intimate way to involve yourself with two other people beginning coitus.

>>82954664
Liar. What did you do? Who did you meet?

>>82955542
You ever done anything like that, sf?

>>82955643
it's just a normal thing that happens in 3somes, not a cuck thang

>>82920285 (OP)
i have a uti :(

>>82955658
>it's just a normal thing that happens in 3somes, not a cuck thang
That's my point of view as well, but I'm respectful of other people's opinions. Cucking in my opinion involves feeling left out and humiliated.

>>82955672
you get your turn too eventually, sf

>>82955672
You should have a 3some with moid and gf and pratice the cock guiding

>>82955864
I get why lesbian porn is popular, but I've never understood why some guys around here are so obsessed with wanted all women to BE lesbians.

>>82955864
But why you enjoy cuck stuff so much?

>>82956281
>But why you enjoy cuck stuff so much?
She's gone, chief.

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>>82920285 (OP)

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