Thread 83010775

Crossing our fingers for a white winter edition

First for febreze

>>83010775 (OP)
You the lad that made the wistful rainy edition the other day?

IIIIIIIIMM DREAMING.. OF A WHITE.. CHRISTMAS.. EVERY WHERE YOU GOOOOOOOOO.

>>83010775 (OP)
>white winter
fuck that
fuck snow fuck ice fuck cold. unpleasant dangerous bullshit

>>83010777
So whats happening with Zcash is basically people are worried about the privacy of the blockchain and their funds.
So Zcash has been around almost as long as BTC its one of the OGs and it was literal pennies a few months ago.
Suddenly everyones really worried about privacy, you can hold Zcash and then "shield it" so only you know how much Zcash you have in your wallet.

Its a fork of BTC but with the added privacy feature. Anyway its really just two things

>1 People worried about where BTC is going its not turning into the cyberpunk future they want
>2 People who missed out on BTC now piling into Zcash as well

Overall I think its a solid investment of 50 quid, if you can afford that, otherwise 20-30quid whatever. I've been watching it over the past two weeks and despite it going down it always eventually rebounds. I dont know where it ends but there is hype about it getting to the same price as BTC.

For thirty quid or whatever its worth a punt.

>>83010816
Hmm that's interesting but there's been loads of privacy coins before. Is there something that makes this one different? I guess the fact it's a BTC fork.

>>83010775 (OP)
Corr lush edish this laddie.

saucy stuff right here

Uh oh stinky. Even Richard Tice says the triple lock is unsustainable. Pensioners FUMING.

>>83010809
Oh aye that's me x
Decided that we need a better quality of edition so I'm putting my money where my mouth is.

>>83010825
This image is in violation of the Online Safety Act.

>>83010822
Yeah its a fork of BTC, its an OG coin and I think Snowden might've mentioned it a few years back but I havent verified it - however that seems to be the claim.

>>83010827
Glad one party is willing to at least bring this to the table. Honestly when Reform wins they just need to declare a state of emergency and suspend anything that even remotely impedes what needs to be done.

Dara O'Briain is a grooming gang denialist. Always knew he was a wrong'un.

He also deleted this post btw.

Me? Only hold monero.

>>83010844
He was talking specifically about one town in Ireland. Not in general.

>>83010844
Gotta keep the BBC rapists enablers happy

Ruth Crossman's tuppence

>>83010848
I've got BTC and ETH, not bothered with rugpull shitcoins desu

>>83010850
nooo you can't provide context to screenshots that fit my narrative

>>83010825
You got the ones of him spaffing on the kitchen floor?

>>83010844
this is a flaw with social media really. i'm an idiot, you're idiots, we're all idiots.

made the mistake of checking Twitter for exclusive info on the train stabber. all these different layers of "it's probably a black guy", "i bet you HOPE it's a black guy!" ... all the way down to second-guessing what the other sides wishes the other side wishes.

am i better than them all? yeah. i'm not on Twitter.

>>83010844
Mock The Weak

Have to walk to the post office to post a book I sold for a fiver. Really can't be arsed. Need some motivation.

>>83010756
I kinda want to see this... but on the other hand, i really really don't

>>83010884
The truth will set you free lad. If you think lads in here hate women, you should see how much prostitutes hate men. Especially weak men who get emotionally attached to them.

>>83010884
>>83010889
saafe.info is the hooker's forum. All brasses despise their clients, the better ones are just very good actresses.

Me cat watching me from the bed lads, he having a lil sleepingtons now

>>83010860
McDonnell's Scottish tuppence.

Just like women to bite the hands that feed them. Fucking whores.

>>83010884
>>83010889
wish there was just a general unspoken rule against gossip, respect clients' privacy. same way i feel about nurses.

>>83010923
They were all molested as kids by their fathers lad. Can't really blame them for hating men

>>83010927
I bet there are some prossies like this who take it seriously and respect privacy. Most of them are just dirty munters.

Hookers are still moaning about the massage parlour guide author George McCoy. I am surprised the dirty old dog is still alive. He must have some stories to tell.

https://saafe.info/main/questions-and-answers/george-mcoy/msg454933/#new

Brendon Crossman

>>83010927
Reminds me of when I went to get checked for STDs and the nurse who was checking me over was so gossipy about all the other nurses and people who come in, talking about their dick sizes and shit and just generally acting super flirty despite the job she was doing. Madness. I just accepted it but it was one of those moments you look back on and think if I leaned into it I'm sure she would've jerked me off.

if it's any consolation i knew a lass who did the 'girlfriend experience' thing then genuinely fell for a bloke. but he was just some richoid who didn't want a genuine relationship.
that WAS what he signed up for, fair enough, just something inhuman about it IMO. people get attached to each other. especially if they're going on dates, playing Xbox, and shagging each other.

Will be interesting to see a full list of who the victims are from the Huntingdon train attack, especially considering the destination of the train. As with Valdo Calcolane and Axel Rudakubana, these schizo blacks have a habit of magically managing to ensure their targets are entirely white when they 'lose control'.

Lad I think the hooker you're seeing might be talking about you on this forum

https://saafe.info/main/blather-and-babble/seeing-clients-with-learning-difficulities/

Blendon Crossmong

Oh turns out that train stab man was actually traveling the country stabbing people in different places for days before the train incident and nobody happened to notice and the police didn't care. Coorrrrr.

while trying to get work and as frustrating as it is we got our limits.
were not angels .I've had a few call up but very off putting.

Greg Penis Blendon Crossfoot Ruthberg aka "Chollers"

At the end of the day, this isn't a charitable service! x

>>83010936
if it's this serious 'sex work is work' profession then i feel like that should be expected. they've tried to unionise, there are charities and that. what about licensing, a register, contracts? a genuine agreement you won't blab, even anonymously, about your clients.

picrel. love are Florence. bit strict and Victorian, but she knew how to run a tight ship.

I dont understand relationships.
I've had what the modern people call situationships, where you shag out of convenience with a girl who wants to shag out of convenience, but then years later she came up to me and told me I "really" messed her up

I stay away from relationships now, I dont get it. How can you blame someone else entirely for something that was a two person decision. I think it's laziness. When we parted ways it was just out of mutual reasoning, we were sound. Then when you're not in their lives they drag you through the mud in their head

>>83010990
If she's fucking downies I'm sure she's being well paid for it so she should shut her mouth and open her pussy with no complaints.

>>83010985
Squishing Bmong, shippy, Turkmong and lollers into one massive blob of a human being.

Normal wagies love saying that. It's not a charity it's a business. Wagies have the same shit chat in every office in the country and they all think they came up with it. That manager who was trying to get rid of me said that all the time she was probably a hooker as well stupid ugly bitch.

>Also had a regular who was acting very high profile and mysterious about where he worked. He would describe his job to me with this mysterious look on face. Little did he know that I did an IP trace and the server of his company had the companies name ;D
>Like you I never told him, just nodded when he told me about his work and that I understood he could not disclose where that was.

>Men! haha!!

The hacker known as slut and whore

Some fat retail worker going on about PTSD from abuse from customers. LOL!

>>83011010
Why would you be telling a whore about your place of work? Just cum in her arse, smack her in the face and get on with your day.

>>83010953
>gossipy about all the other nurses and people who come in, talking about their dick sizes and shit

i want them to be human and a bit of a laugh. and i get having a bit of a bad day or outright gallows humour. i much, much prefer that to fake-smiley American 'customer service'. bit of flirting in the office? i'm fine with that one.

but yeah i'll OVERHEAR them in the corridor at places going on about a patient again. his name, some personal details. hi, i'm stood right there...?

i applied for an admin role at an addictions clinic. one of the interview questions was "if someone you knew came to receptionist, what would you do?" my answer was that i'd not really acknowledge it, maybe get another member of staff to deal with them.

apparently that was the wrong answer, and they never told me the right one.

Wonder how much of his dad's money he spaffed up the wall a while ago? He's skint now so I assume it's all gone, what a waste.

>>83010775 (OP)
Great edition, love snow I do

>>83011021
Well he didnt apparently, he was keeping it secret and she went out of her way to look him up.

It's not the first time something like that has happened, there was an escort on adultwork they were discussing on ukpunting who was known to check you on facebook and if you had a wife or girlfriend literally message the spouse and tell em you're seeing a prossy

>>83011027
If he put it into Zcash he'd be a millionaire, crazy right?

>>83010913
If you need help with ending your cat's life painlessly, I can help.

Unfunny, repetitive, terminally online, tedious babbyman.

>>83011039
How much did you make with zcash?

>>83011023
>i applied for an admin role at an addictions clinic. one of the interview questions was "if someone you knew came to receptionist, what would you do?" my answer was that i'd not really acknowledge it, maybe get another member of staff to deal with them.
I don't see how that can be wrong desu, I have always been told to transfer any cases I get if I know the person.

>>83011046
130,000 quid roughly

he solves problems and people cant handle that

>>83010827
>Uh oh stinky. Even Richard Tice says the triple lock is unsustainable. Pensioners FUMING.
fascinating

Zcash has always been a shitcoin. Dunno why it's being shilled so hard now.

>>83010844
>ara O'Briain is a grooming gang denialist. Always knew he was a wrong'un.

>He also deleted this post btw.
fascinating

>>83010860
>Ruth Crossman's tuppence
fascinating

>>83011063
>ara O'Briain
LMFAO WAHEY

>>83011055
mess of a man

>>83010914
>McDonnell's Scottish tuppence.
fascinating

MOTHER
I CAN FEEL
THE SOIL
FALLING OVER
MY HEAAAD

Can't believe this kino came out 17 years ago. I remember getting the Blu-ray in 2009. Such a good coming or age film. Life is depressing now.

>>83010998
>then years later she came up to me and told me I "really" messed her up
>How can you blame someone else entirely for something that was a two person decision.

so even if she came up the problem after-the-fact (or 'on reflection'), what was her reasoning?

>>83010923
>Just like women to bite the hands that feed them. Fucking whores.
fascinating

>>83010930
>They were all molested as kids by their fathers lad. Can't really blame them for hating men
fascinating

LMAO this is what's being taught to kids in schools, literally.

>>83011052
>130,000 quid roughly
Proof?

>>83010948
>Brendon Crossman
fascinating

>>83010968
>Lad I think the hooker you're seeing might be talking about you on this forum
fascinating

fucks sake only just seen this thread fucking bollocking hell

He's here lads. He's here and he's not too pleased with the posts he's reading!

>>83010970
>Blendon Crossmong
fascinating

I'd love a Ruth gf. Why did I have to turn out this way?

>>83010909
Some escorts do fall in love with their clients though.

>>83010985
>Greg Penis Blendon Crossfoot Ruthberg aka "Chollers"
fascinating

>>83011052
How much of that is going to the taxman though

>>83011007
>Squishing Bmong, shippy, Turkmong and lollers into one massive blob of a human being.
fascinating

>>83011008
>Normal wagies love saying that. It's not a charity it's a business. Wagies have the same shit chat in every office in the country and they all think they came up with it. That manager who was trying to get rid of me said that all the time she was probably a hooker as well stupid ugly bitch.
fascinating

>>83011015
>Some fat retail worker going on about PTSD from abuse from customers. LOL!
fascinating

>>83011027
>Wonder how much of his dad's money he spaffed up the wall a while ago? He's skint now so I assume it's all gone, what a waste.
fascinating

>>83011080
She never told me, she just kinda took me aside and said "You know you really messed me up", and I was just kinda confused and was like, oh.
But I've had women say all kinds of crazy shit too me, I had a fling with this married woman on facebook (she told me her bloke was ok with it) many many years ago - we had great sex and then she told me she was gunna leave her fella for me and run off with me and her kid and start a new life - at no point did I even think that was a possibility and then she called me cold when I didnt want to do that.

>>83011049
so initially i said, "well, that must happen. i would follow whatever guidance or policies you have when that one comes up."
which fees like a cop-out, but it's also just...my actual answer?

but then they went, "no, you misunderstand. we want to know what YOU would do."
and then apparently what i said was wrong, and their post-interview feedback did not explain why ;_;

i dunno, fuck it. i'd hide under the desk. pretend i don't know them and hope they play along. or shout "ALL RIGHT, DAVE? DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A SMACKHEAD HAHA."

>>83011055
>he solves problems and people cant handle that
fascinating

Who do you think is the most beautiful woman in the world, lads?
For me? Lea Seydoux

>>83011085
>LMAO this is what's being taught to kids in schools, literally.
fascinating

>>83011086
Sorry lad I don't go down that road on here. In my experience no proof is ever good enough so it's a waste of time. Feel free to just think I'm lying.
>>83011100
24% of it.

>>83011093
>He's here lads. He's here and he's not too pleased with the posts he's reading!
fascinating

>>83011097
>I'd love a Ruth gf. Why did I have to turn out this way?
fascinating

Would you take her name in marriage or keep yours?

>>83011077
Good kino that. I have the DVD. Probably could have got the Blu-ray second hand but the DVD is fine. Final scene is one of the best tbqh. Wish I had a vampire girlfriend who'd protect me from bullies.

I'm going to keep seeing the same escort until I can have sex. She said she would like to see me again and complimented me afterwards. We had a nice chat and even the cuddling/kissing was nice.

It may take a while but I'm determined to do so. I'm gonna give it another week of No Porn and No Fap and see where I'm at.

I'm going to try to stop thinking about her so often though, she keeps popping into my head which I admittedly need to stop.

>>83011097
I dunno lad, why did you decide to turn out that way? There were so many other ways you could have gone in life.

Back from dentist checkup. I really fancy my dentist. She's a pakistani woman I think but very light skinned and seems middle class. No hijab or anything. Very beautiful and doesn't look inbred or anything. Descended from brahmins maybe prior to Pakistan splitting.

>>83011147
>I'm going to try to stop thinking about her so often though

I'm sure seeing her again and then shagging her will help with that.

>>83011147
Can u use a name lad like "escortlad" maybe, then we can all know it's you :)

>>83011154
my dentist is fit aswell, shes white and getting on a bit now but shes still fit, always wears ankle boots and presses her boobs into my head when shes leaning over me doing a check up

>>83011147
Dont worry about it lad, the lads here just dont understand the special relationship you and this wh...-escort have cultivated.

I'm sure it'll be fine and you'll run off together and have a great life, cause she really cares about you mate.

>>83011119
>she just kinda took me aside and said "You know you really messed me up", and I was just kinda confused and was like, oh.
sorry to hear that one anon, whether it got to you or not, that just sucks. as the person saying that you should really understand you're missing the second sentence, there.

>at no point did I even think that was a possibility and then she called me cold when I didnt want to do that.
yeah that just sounds like you were in the right. whatever whirlwind thing she was envisioning haha.

had a one-night stand when i was 19 just met in a club, hit it off, great! went back to hers.
the next morning she started talking about her son was going to love me and this and that. i didn't even know she had a son. basically just said "you're lovely but that's not what i want, and it wouldn't work out." she took it well, but i still felt like a bit of a cunt.

>>83011154
Bet she has had a lot of anal sex that lass

Imagine if the genders were reversed. Why are gigasluts like her worshipped? She's a degenerate. She would definitely sleep with anything if the law permitted.

>>83011147
Good to see the same one since you know she's safe and stuff. Seeing escorts can be dangerous. But don't ever think she actually fancies you, unless she starts fucking you for free. You're a customer, and one she doesn't even need to fuck. Easy easy money for her, just sit and talk for an hour and get 100+ gbp.

>>83011170
How can we bang our dentists?

>>83011178
Guarantee you that she wouldn't fuck you. She'd draw the line there.

Just finished me voluntary work now having a wacon and egg saunie. Oh aye.

>>83011178
She's so hideous, and she looks 20 years older than she actually is. Does sleeping with men age women somehow?

>>83011190
what work did you do?

>>83011178
They aren't worshipped, pretty much everyone views her as a completely tragic person. And her tuppence looks like roast beef.

>>83011177
>Bet she has had a lot of anal sex that lass
fascinating

>>83011178
>Imagine if the genders were reversed. Why are gigasluts like her worshipped? She's a degenerate. She would definitely sleep with anything if the law permitted.
fascinating

>>83011196
>She's so hideous, and she looks 20 years older than she actually is. Does sleeping with men age women somehow?
fascinating

>>83011196
I dont think she's hideous but I think she looks tired and it looks like she's had the bog standard filler and fake teeth done.

Thing is though I reckon she's actually quite smart, she's earning a shit ton of cash and by the time she is late 30s she can retire and never ride dicks again.

She's smarted than the average foid, considering she's actually getting paid for all the shagging she's doing.

>>83011144
I had the dvd too with the newer white tree artwork when it started getting more traction (due to Let Me In in cinemas). Zavvi also did a steelbook. The final pool scene is great - not too drawn out like the Let Me In version. I will never watch the 2022 series with the black boy. The 2000s were really good for indie kinos.

>>83011209
She looks physically repulsive and ugly. Like a post-menopausal 50 year old woman who has had a lot of plastic surgery in attempts to stay young. Totally fake.
I don't even understand why anyone would want to have sex with her.

>>83011178
>>83011196
>>83011199
>>83011209
Virgin coded posts.

>>83011220
Seething virgin coded post.

>>83011199
You'd definitely shag her though because you've never had sex.

>>83011221
>>83011222
lol imagine defending this ugly foid.
I would rather be a virgin than have sex with her.

>>83011220
I think she looks fine, all in trend for the average british lass. I dont think its really up for us to decide why people would want to sleep with her, but its a fact that people do.

I say if you can shag while you're young and get paid millions its worth it rather than living a boring life

>>83011230
We get it lad. You've never had sex.

>>83011232
>all in trend for the average british lass
This is a serious problem.

>>83011178
You just know that zoomie wanks his noodle every night on his free VPN to her scenes. Probably half the phone storage is full of smut. Parents letting their sprogs have smartphones is the most ridiculous modern phenomenon ever.

>>83011196
She's got the most extreme example of the 'thousand cock stare' out there, she is completely dead inside.
>>83011209
No amount of cash is worth publicly degrading yourself daily like she has and as the previous anon said, this lifestyle is already rapidly ageing her. She'll probably figure this out at some point when it is too late.

>>83011239
Because women arent conforming to your specific view? You must be quite important

>>83011183
Yeah imagine being man 176 out of 200 and she just says "nah sorry" after waiting patiently. Would break a man especially if she let 199 others inside her.

>>83011151
I gave up very quickly on life. Now it's too late.

>>83011260
What a great defender of women you are, I'm sure they really appreciate it. You pathetic little worm

>>83011254
>No amount of cash is worth publicly degrading your
If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life!

>lol011.gif
He's losing the plot lol

>>83011196
Yes it does. Women get really loose if they've had a lot of sex too. It's so disappointing how men's virginity is not valued.

I love spending all day on britfeel just making passive aggressive, snarky, female brained posts at anons with opinions I don't like

>>83011269
Yeah thats me mate, you've really cornered me, a defender of women and all things feminine, you've really done me lad im done

>>83011247
>You just know that zoomie wanks his noodle every night on his free VPN to her scenes. Probably half the phone storage is full of smut. Parents letting their sprogs have smartphones is the most ridiculous modern phenomenon ever.
fascinating

I'm just glad Ruth never went the Bonnie Blue route in life.

>he spends his time defending the honour of a whore who slept with 1000 men in day
>he has a large collection of laughing gifs

>In 2025, she claimed to have had sex with 1,057 men in a single day in an attempt to set a world record.

And a whore would never have sex with you even if it meant being the last one to break a new record.

Genuinely didnt know this but Lily Allens viral Album has a song called 4chan stan on it

>What a sad, sad man
>It's giving 4chan stan

A lot of women have the sexual desires of Bonnie Blue or Aella. Gang banged by tonnes of long dicked hunks.

They just can never express it because they cannot deal with the shame.

>>83011309
Good, they should be shamed into having good behaviour. Women used to not have sex before marriage and the world was a better place.

>>83011302
he should call you a virgin more and post some fedora images. Really hammer home the bitter loser stereotype

My ears are burning

>>83011318
I should do that, I'll work on a new collection

>>83011307
>have famous wife
>cheat on her with another famous woman
>buy her an expensive bag and go on holiday together
not sure why that's 'giving 4chan'

this is what its like to be hunted by something smarter than you

>>83011309
Even them well raised nerdy lasses?

>>83011357
Think what it would be like to feel her tits

>>83011179
>You're a customer, and one she doesn't even need to fuck. Easy easy money for her, just sit and talk for an hour and get 100+ gbp.
I do want to have sex with her.

I'll give it like 8 to 10 sessions with her and see how it goes.

>>83011172
Not saying that. But hopefully I'll relax more.

>>83011346
Lily Allen is a very stupid woman who happens to be an extremely progressive liberal. She doesn't actually know anything about 4chan, who posts here, what is discussed here, or why. What she knows is that some mainstream media "experts" have called 4chan a right wing radicalisation platform and that's all she needs to know - in he mind 4chan is just another thing that's synonymous with 'the bad guys'.

The world can only end one way

I always have dreams where I'm so close to getting sex and at the last moment they decide not to. Even in my dreams I am incel.

>>83011363
I think they're quite underwhelming, her bras are doing a lot of work to try and make them presentable.

Power isnt given its taken

>>83011376
When I lucid dream I always seem to just fine some woman to fart on my face. Thinking at this point it's not even lucid dream

>>83011363
Probably nice and firm. Just a bit on the small side.

Ripped a fartingtonshire just now

Not sure if you're bitter fat middle aged lesbians or women hating homosexuals.

>>83011379
I would give her perfect little titties a lot of attention.

>>83011387
You could easily pay hookers to do that. They'd probably prefer it to the usual rough sex.

I assume it's too late to get into zcash now then?

>>83011197

Tidied up another public pathway. Couldn't see the curb due to grass overgrowth so cut it all back. I would take before and after pics to show you how much of a difference it makes but the twolls here would just use them to doxx me so never mind.

>>83011429
This is a very obvious bubble and it will burst.

>>83011425
I don't actually want to do it irl. It's just one of my fucked up fantasies.

>>83011397
Enough of the gayism, you chud, you're a gayist.

>>83011429
No its not lad anyone who can tell the future is lieing, on the safe side secure 0.1 zcash and see how it goes for a month if it's not great in a month sell it, but dont check it daily

>>83011399
Work on building up the courage to talk to women first lad. Don't get ahead of yourself.

>>83010822
>>83010834
What makes it different is it was the first major cryptocurrency project to implement zero knowledge proofs into its protocol. Doesn't mean much nowadays but here's a more detailed overview:
https://lukesmith.xyz/articles/monero-and-other-privacy-coins/

>>83011379
Don't know why a woman like that would even bother. It must be uncomfortable wearing a bra that pushes them up in an uncomfortable position. Probably best to wear sports bras or pad things to hide the areolas.

>>83011442
This is the work people do for community service.

>>83011442
i like a good walk to thankyou for your toil. you are truly a helper lad

>>83011487
You can tell you have little experience with women.

>>83011472
How do I do talk to woman

>>83011507
Of course but it's well know most women find bras uncomfortable. A real feminist wouldn't give in to wearing one. They still don't walk around topless on the beach despite claiming they are feminists.

If you're an obvious looking trans with breasts, would the police tell you to cover up on a hot summer's walk through town centre? It's actually not against the law but they will use public order (causing alarm or distress to others in the vicinity).

>>83011548
>would the police tell you to cover up
100% no, they would pretend not to see you
The only exist to punish straight white men

What asmrtist would you like to see with no clothes on?

>>83011504

No problem de lid. It feels nice to make a difference.

>>83011575
I don't watch ASMR, can you give examples so I can choose one.

Did a 3rd spaffington just now me X

Shan't be participating in NNNberg, nay

>>83011575

This Russian Goddess MILF. Sadly, she only ever does SFW content.

>>83011620
Crimson chin lookin ahh x

University was the biggest blackpill of my life. 1st year I made no friends. But I got to observe first hand what I was missing, every day. I went to societies alone and left alone. In 2nd year I made some what I thought were actually decent friendships through a guy in a tutorial who for some reason liked me and then opened up all his own pals to me. It only made it worse desu. You think you have a chance to "make it" but if you were meant to make it you wouldn't have to think about making it. It was incredible to see how things just came naturally to people. Not even exceptional people either. Like the couple in my year who'd been together since school and got married after they graduated. Fairytale stuff these people just considered part of normal life. Despite meeting more people I still never had sex, 3 years surrounded by people who were shagging every day.

>>83011429
It's not just Zcash it's also DASH
both privacy focused coins

https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/DASHUSD/

Dash seems to be the lesser of the two at the moment, but pick your poison or both

SHE LIKE ME BUT SHE THINK THAT IM A WEIRDO X

>>83011676
Would love to see Yui's spread pussy

>>83011687
just stop pls

I honestly quite enjoyed giving oral to the escort I saw tbf.

>>83011731
grim. just grim lad

>>83010579
>>83010597
If you have never been with a proper sample size of escorts it's hard for you to understand, but once you have you get an understanding of what's typical and what's not.
Plus the female body doesn't lie. If you know you know.
And the idea that an escort would quit her lucrative job just because one of the guys who sees her regularly tells her he loves her is silly. It's an emotionally taxing job on the female psyche, traumatizing even, and they deal with a lot of gross and scary guys. It's very common for them to just burn out and sever that part of their lives forever.
And I'm not going to mention the real reason I think that she specifically quit because it's a private individual circumstance.

But I do agree, it's sad. Using escorts at all is sad, and falling for them is dangerous in a lot of different ways.
The whole sex industry is vile and depressing, that's how someone like me ends up haunting it's periphery and then getting sucked in, chewed up, and spat out.

>>83011731
That's gross. What did her pussy look like and did it smell?
Think how many other guy's dicks have been in it every day, possible even just before she saw you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubq5yVSf8uo

Nu update from the CEO of autism

>>83011731
How big was his cock? Did you swallow?

>>83011742
Come on now lad, just stop.

Might enter into NNN late, me

Feel like i'd benefit from doing so X

Fed up of the escort posting, it's fucking grim and annoying now

>>83011666
corr just put 100 squid in. can't wait to retire soon.

>>83011781
sacrafices must be made

There's someone out there for everyone. Don't give up.

>>83011147
Escortlad, when I come to the UK this spring me and you are going to be friends and we'll hang out.

Many Brits think Istanbul is the capital of Turkey. It's actually Ankara. Istanbul is the largest. I'd say Turkey overall is a much better place to be in these current times.

>>83011808
>Many Brits think Istanbul is the capital of Turkey
no they don't
that's like thinking sydney is the capital of australia

I would never lie to you
I would never lie to you

>>83011808
You mean Constantinople.

>>83011370
She knows it's full of saddos

>>83011759
I haven't seen any ever since she disappeared so I've kind of stopped.
Saved a lot of money as a result.

>>83011808
I have been to Island but I haven't been to Ankara

i don't do twittering i am the wickr man x

>>83011265
Well then you got what you deserve, didn't you?

>>83011814
A lot of Brits are low iq. Most only go to Spain or Netherlands for a vacation. Some don't even venture beyond their own town. It's real sad how some are comfortable on government handouts.

>>83011822
That's historical. Stop learning from Assassin's Creed 1.

just ordered a chicken wrap and chips from some place. had 3 quid off and the burrito place did NOT have the extra-hot salsa. so i had no choice.

feel quite sick now, lads. maybe it's because i dipped the chips in a re-warmed tub of sauce from a different takeaway last week.

>>83011808
>I'd say Turkey overall is a much better place to be in these current times.
Britain has, quite astonishingly, carved out a niche for itself globally. It's not the best place for entrepreneurs, for ambitious young people, for finance bros or people who want to produce or build things or anything like that; no, Britain in 2025 is arguably the single best country on Earth to be living in currently if you're a jihadist. It's FAR better than any middle eastern country to be a jihadist in.

Seems strange, but that's life.

Why is so much of britfeel threads talking about Turkey and Turkish things?

i also got a milkshake and cheesecake. i WANT to eat them, but i feel like they might kill me. days off food, then suddenly spiked blood-sugar, or something.

delete my number baby
leave me like a dumpster baby
treat me like trash cus thats all i am x

>>83011864
We're not. This is a very recent thing that a few people have latched onto. It comes from the recent proof that Ruthmong is in fact Turkish.

>>83011864
One of the biggest personality here got exposed as a turk

Me? Four days no wuttingtons.

It's a hard life doing this NNN but someone has to do it.

>>83011833
There's a fair few islands and inglets there. Bozcaada is nice and should not be referred to by its Greek name.

>>83011881
Why don't you come visit Turkey dosser?

>>83011890
He doesn't get to choose where he gets bussed to on holiday. The state chooses where their budget allows and he has to come along with them even if he doesn't want to, like a child throwing a tantrum.

>>83011855
White Brits should move away to northern Europe. Let the rest ruin the country and turn it into an islamic republic.

>>83011881
Do you really only use your index finger and thumb when you masturbate?

>vacation
>It's real sad
Okay turkmong

>>83011910
small penis chads use the inside joint between their thumb and first knuckle. they don't literally use our fingertips, anon.

>>83011880
I thought that was a joke, is he actually a Turk? If so, he should leave our English lasses alone.

Oh spaghetti and meatballs for tonight's dinner lads. Absolutely cannot wait.

Used to get a few stealth wanks to orgasm done back in school and outdoors. Mental to think back on that.

>>83011909
>bro just give up your country, that's how we win!

Eating a tesco oven baked lasanga with garlic and parsley flatbread
pretty sure this is not what italians intended but its what we deal with in post covid britain int that right lads?

>>83011945
You walked around at school with cummies in your pants? You know people can smell it?

>>83011939
Hes a turkroach until he can prove otherwise (he wont)

>>83011945
I just wanked in the disableds

>>83011945
Never wanked in school or work, a lad at worked asked me if I ever had a cheeky wank at work and said no and he thought I was lieing, I didnt realise its a normal thing.

I did once spaff outside though, I was 19 and just smoked a joint found a chill private place in a field surrounded by tall grass looking at the blue sky middle of the day and just decided fuck it, best wank I had.

But thats the only time I spaffed outside. I suppose I've been jerked off in an alley by a girl when I was very young and then my girlfriend jerked me off in the sea, but otherwise no other outside adventures.

I'm 30, never once had a sexual experience with another human being and it seems baffling to me that people just 'got jerked off' by girls when they were younger. Like how does that even happen? I can't even talk to a girl without her being repulsed by me.

>>83011989
it seems baffling to me that you wouldn't visit a prozzie

>>83011989
Dunno I'm a similar age to you, just our friend group at school was different I guess.
Mine was focused solely on sex and getting laid and honestly I remember specifically making the decision to get as much sex as possible at that young age because I felt like there would never be a better opportunity surrounded by horny girls.

and kek I was right

>>83011959
No just get one out in the toilet or changing room.

>>83011971
Those were best for privacy.

>>83011934
Can HHL confirm this?

>>83011976
Wanking off at work on the clock was a regular thing for me back when I was a wagie.

Answers a lot of questions I have about lads in /britfeel/.

Oi oi lads!! Feeling like that the cat that got the cream over here! Life is grand!

>>83012031
Thats mad to me, when I was a wagie I'd only spaff at night after a long day if I could be bothered. Now I'm a NEET king I spaff too much, but I still couldnt comprehend doing it at work

How do you even find the time to find a place then make sure its secure and have a nice little spaff sesh

>>83012038
No, it's women that are the problem.

>>83012010
Look I respect people who wish to visit a prostitute, that's their choice, but come on lad surely even if you don't agree with it you can appreciate the rationale behind a man not wanting to do that. It's not 'real', it's an economic transaction and lacks the human connection that even something as (in retrospect) quite silly as getting jerked off in an alley by a teenage fling does.

>>83012011
Fair, I suppose I'm just amazed at how different peoples' lives can be. Thing is, if I just decided when I was younger to get as much sex as possible... nothing would've changed. I did decide that, even if maybe not consciously. I really was ready for sex and wanting it desperately, but it just never happened. I got as much sex as I could, just turns out that number was zero.

corr

just ingestated the brekkieberg

propa good diss was

breakfast at 4pm

>>83011989
I remember the slut in class did a dare and sucked a guy off before the teacher arrived. Every one was all surrounding them giggling and on lookout for teacher. I think he came too despite being around like 20 others.

Are lads who visit prozzies still inkwells?

My only sexual experience is a police man groping my groin during an unlawful search. Definitely intentional and this was before body worn video.

Hearing this shit makes me blackpilled as fuck. Even if I do get a gf I'll always know that there's a good chance she was wanking random guys off in alleys by the age of 14. I just want to explore sex with a girl who is at the same level as me.

>>83012067
That's fucking mental. This shit blows my mind.

>>83011796
Clearly she's in it for fame and money. No woman could honestly love a monster like that.

>>83012051
I suppose in some part the friend group I decided to be a part of at the beginning of secondary school turned into a pretty cool group near the end - so in some part I was supported by association of the others.
We also had a friend who looked 18 and his parents lived in the isle of wight and rented him a flat so he could go to school - so he was entirely alone except an older brother who was in and out, so we basically had a place to get alcohol and have parties which became some what legendary in school.

It's just circumstance, sex since then has been here and there but its nothing anything I chase these days.

>>83012083
Sorry you went through that, Greg.

If you were a drug dealer would you deliver to care homes? Seems low key unethical

>>83011620
Old big chinned lass. Definitely not someone I'm desperate to see without clothes.

>>83011799
<3

>>83011745
It was nice. Clean shaven, quite tight. Thinking back, I didn't really examine it closely enough.
If I see her again, I'll see if we can do 69.

>>83012103
>would a man whose job is to poison people for profit do this tangentially unethical thing to further that end?
hmmmmm, I wonder lad??...

>>83011976
>Jerked off in an alley by a girl
Fellow working class hero

>>83012112
its something to be

>>83012038
i think the blokes understand their place, lad. but it also a societal problem.

take these exact same men and in a pit village in the 1930s they'd be married by 30, for sure. you can say 'hard times create strong men' but, well, we didn't grow up in those. at least not the way people usually mean 'hard times'.

>>83011742
>but once you have you get an understanding of what's typical and what's not.
Like what?

>>83012092
Fair enough. Thinking about this sort of thing I'm conflicted desu. On one hand I'm insanely envious - I never got the wild teenage sex stuff and never will. It must've been intoxicating and unimaginably exciting to be that young and getting that sort of interaction with girls. On the other hand, I am glad that I didn't 'waste' sexual experiences so frivolously, but the thing is that this second point only matters if I'm able to find a girl who is equally sexually inexperienced to share our firsts with. This is simply not going to happen now, so I lost out in both ways.

Oh look, my suicidal ideations are coming back.

>>83012123
its just another bellend thinking he's found the answer to current years issues, im sure he got a boner from all the likes and his later posts probably devolved into some nationalistic spaff as he got a tinsy taste of power

Escortmong replying to himself again

What if niggers never existed

>>83012143
we would hate the next-worst ethnicity
there may have been a worse lot than blacks once

>>83011910

We keeping it private x

>>83012140
Based take. Nearly everybody only twitter is just a variation of this. The block list grows by the day.

>>83012143
Then neither the w*stern world lad.
Built on slavery innit, plus the original Irish were black.

Kissed a couple girls (and one man) in school but never went any further than that.

>>83012170
>plus the original Irish were black.

Corr fancy a proper piss up ngl if i didn't have any responsibilities id get black out drunk rn but alas i do so i dont

I'm an ugly mentally ill bastard

workington was alright, watched night of the living dead remake which is on youtube. Quite a good film really although far too much screaming from the women in the film and the baldie fella obsessed with the cellar annoyed me due to his retardation, and why did no one check to see if there was an attic first?

Me? I would have just gotten straight onto bording shit up or pilling furniture infront of windows then have taken a more offensive stance on things due to how slow the zombies were in that universe, much easier if everyone just batters them as they arrive rather than allowing them to build up and even if they do build up retreat to the attic. Or find a sledge hammer to destroy the stairs allowing a permanent safe second floor. Certainly wouldn't have gone out at night like barbara suggested which was silly, running around in the middle of nowhere in the dark? fuck your locked gas station as well wait it out until the morning. Must say, barbaras pointy nips did activate the willington which was annoying as I'm sat in an office, bloody nnn. Good film though, luv some romero.

>>83012194
A proper lad wouldn't let something like responsibilities stop him

>>83012171
>(and one man)

Missing teenage sex is a real regret for me. Looking back to sixth form, it's obvious one or two girls were interested in me because they would sit on my lap and tease me (probably trying to get me to have a boner) and would compliment me and stuff. Fuck sake.

>>83012132
Its not something to be envious of, why? because you never had to go through all the repercussions of your younger sexcapades.
And it wasnt that intoxicating it was just kinda silly, breaking hearts and making mistakes without understanding what was even happening, I saw lads get their girlfriends pregnant - at 14

It was like living life on fast forward without realizing you have all this time ahead of you. I can tell you I dont miss the sex the only thing I miss was the excitement of doing something new pretty much every day and having that pioneering energy to go out and explore - all of which is mostly lost on me nowadays as I became a miserable adult.

But there was also just really terrible dark times, exacerbated by the sex and drink and politics of friend groups all of which I had to deal with at a young age, for what purpose? Makes no damn sense.

Wish I just had a disneyland childhood. It's strange because even though that life has ended for me I still see it happening to people in their late 20s and 30s, I feel like I'm fucking 60

>>83012207
Your job is to watch movies on YouTube?

Who in their right mind would want to steal a horse box?

>>83012140
suppose he was one of the good ones, though. or his children are.

most men throughout all of human history did not have kids. civilisation and some cultures have benefited both sexes, which is lovely. but this kind of nonsense helps nobody but a select few. who already had a higher chance at life, anyway.

>>83012218
they do that to everyone mate doesnt mean they wanted to shag you lol
happened to me too

>>83012213
Problem, lad? I'm a bit of a bisexual. Only really into feminine twink lads though.

>>83012218
>tfw you left school as soon as you legally could and never pursued any more education

>Primark saw sales drop in the UK as people spent less

If people can't afford primark the economy is toast

>>83012227
>Problem, lad?

>>83012223
horse owner?

>>83012222
No but no one bothers me at work or cares, only in 2-3 times a week but I just watch shit on youtube, got netlifx and others sites but I dont have subscriptions so fuck them. Annoyingly steam is blocked though. Today I did a bit of work, had a long poo, then went on a walk outside for a bit, came back and made a brew and got a homemade flapjack that some woman was selling, watched some youtube, stuck on night of the living dead then sort of did some work with it on another monitor then once it ended thought fuck this im bored and left. Its fairly lush.

>>83012226
could go either way. teenagers have a great track record for 1. not just outright saying they fancy someone and 2. not realising someone obviously fancies them.

only the gays get this right.

>>83012240
I don't know why they don't have online sales yet
Really seems like they're shooting themselves in the foot

>>83012218
If a girl sat on my lap in sixth form I would have got such a hard boner that I would have actually penetrated her through both of our clothing.

Just bought more virginbucks on Fortnite.

Corr this game has got me by the wollocks. Need them skins me.

>>83012226
Really? They didn't do it to anyone else. Maybe they were just bullying me but apparently I was good at making people laugh so maybe I was attractive back then. Fuck knows.
>>83012243
Bit rude.

>>83012270
Have you ever actually won a game?

>>83012218
As a look who took the hint, let me tell you lad. You missed out big time. A girl would always come and find me in the common room and sit in my lap and put on this cutesy voice and come on strong and I knew what she was after. One day she asked what I was doing after classes and I told her I was going to the top floor computer room to work on my coursework. I did not work on my coursework. I did however unload a gallon of pent up lad grease into her as she took her stockings off and gave the hydraulic height adjuster on those armless computer chairs a solid workout whilst I sucked her tits and neck. You never forget your first. She nicked my tie as her trophy and wore it the rest of the year.

Remember this cunty bloke sat on me during college he was taking a moment out of his day to belittle me but his dick absolute smelt of fish like a girl on her period, its was fucking revolting I could smell it through his jeans

>>83012265
Well I usually did get a stiffy lad and they definitely felt it. I was too much of a sperg to make any moves. Feels bad. I can still get off thinking back to their warm arse pressing against my cock through their skirts.

IN THE STREET AND IM DRIFTING LIKE A GTR

>>83012223
gypsies obviously

Starting to forget the names of people from sixth form tbqh. It a grim.

Why do middle class mongs have to write about past sex like its a poem/advert for a film

Real sad British hours, lids. x
https://youtu.be/QJD8mpcGykE?si=EkjaZWcJkiacbrnT

Ah, yes, mein initial coitus *sips brandy*... allow me to regale you twas ever thus (hes talking about pumping some slag)

For the love of FUCK can you PLEASE HURRY UP

I swear people in my family just cunt around endlessly for a fucking laugh

>>83012299
Same here, can only remember four or five or my mates and I haven't spoken to them in years. Truly alone in my life now x

>>83012277

Yeah. I literally just won my first game of the new season about 15 minutes ago.

>>83012324
what are you waiting for lad? cooking? toilet? social gathering to end?

>>83012322
>Twas ever thus
Hey that's my line
Not the rest though I don't do that, cringe sloppa so it is

Why do jealous council goblins who've never had a cheeky shag need to act like such cowards on an anonymous kite weaving forum that they reference your post without linking back to it

>>83012325
I didn't have any friends at school and I still don't

>>83012312
Cracking fucking tune there.

>40 year old man lying about winning a children's video game on an image board for British and Turkish NEETs
pathetic ngl

>>83012314
dont get any of this shit in the government, once a month my line manager lazily looks at my flexi sheet that gets jibbed by me and I get left fully alone aside from that.

>>83012342
Mate it was a rhetorical question, I understand the impulse but only the middle class reckon they're clever and smart enough that everyone needs to hear it. Just say you shagged her ffs.

>>83012358
Hopefully Reform will clear out the slackers. The government workforce can be cut by 50%. No more jobs for life, and no more non-jobs.

Coming into a country illegally doesn't make you an immigrant any more than breaking into someone's house makes you part of their family.

You're just a criminal and should be forcibly deported.

>>83012301
Lad you thought my post was poetic? Cheers haha! Nice one mate! Get in!! You think I should write a sex novel? Think it'd sell? would you buy one?

;_;
Marge's breakdowns get me in the feels more than the feels episodes do.

>>83012342
it's so feminine and passive. Bit like talking about mens sex lives or lack thereof, but still

>>83012373
>more unemployed
fantastic, what are we to do with all of these unemployed?

>no more jobs for life
brilliant, job security was bollocks anyway, no one is starting a family nowadays so what is the use for job security?

It's actually based and manly

Think I may have had sex in an alley when I blacked out after a club night. Had flashbacks to it for months after. So I may not be a virgin but I was too drunk to say for sure.

DRY YOUR EYES MATE
https://youtu.be/PyHr-4SeILI?si=94xybR1oGDIqxTd-

>>83012387
>fantastic, what are we to do with all of these unemployed?
They can do a real job.

>brilliant, job security was bollocks anyway, no one is starting a family nowadays so what is the use for job security?
Why should people be paid to do nothing for their whole life, just because councils are prone to waste and don't need to be competitive.

These people need to get jobs in the private sector so they understand how difficult it is out there, and it's the private sector that's generating the money for these slackers.

ORIGINAL PIRATE MATERIAL
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME

*makes the shittiest music ever conceived over and over again*

>>83012365
Well fuck me for trying to entertain you a bit aye mate.

>>83012348
too scared to reply to him directly eh? Pathetic

Oh don't worry little lad you entertained me haha.

I RECKON YOU'RE ABOUT AN 8 OR A 9

>>83012441
Lad this is why you're a virgin and don't have any mates. sort yourself out.

>>83012409
>They can do a real job.
such as, and where are these extra jobs?

>These people need to get jobs in the private sector so they understand how difficult it is out there

717,000 job vacancies in the uk not including part time or 0 hours contracts, as of August 2025 there are 1.74 million unemployed.

There are 549,660 sivil cervixes and local councils make up 1.17 million people, combining this 50% reduction with current unemployment figures raises the combined unemployed to roughly 2,029,830. This is a fascinating and well thought out idea I'm sure but could you tell me how exactly you plan to create enough jobs for those to transition the from public sector to private?

SAKURANBO
https://youtu.be/upODO6OuOOk?si=mDZ5bTTKScCKoTge

>>83012470
Deport all migrants and descendents of migrants. Done - the UK is fixed.

>>83012450
I saw this thing on ITV the other week
Said that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen
She's playing with her hair well regularly
So I reckon I could well be in

>>83012479
well that would be fantastic but it isn't happening as currently there will be 0.35 jobs per unemploidie, we could pit them against each other in physical combat. Call it wagie wars, winner gets 3 8 hour shifts at a local supermarket, loser potentially dies, lowering unemployment.

Yeah, I'm thinking an oven wizza for din dins. Keep things simple.

Don't know what to have for tea. I'm bored of everything

>>83012508
i prefer them long skinny ones what are they called again

>>83012256
this is part of the reason the country is fucked. civil service mongs doing absolutely fuck all. as bad as benniemongs

>>83011010
These whores larp with the best of them

Bastard. I do not give you permission to enter my home. This is trespassing.

>>83012570
>blaming wagies themselves
why dont you blame the governments for the past almost 3 decades for leading us in this direction? I bet if we hadn't have imported ridiculous amounts of people, suppressed wages and destroyed home ownership people would be far more enthusiastic to actually work, work for what? to pay rent forever, to never retire, to never own a home or have a family? countries fucked, record level of neets and unemployed, millions of non jobs because actual jobs dont exist, ever increasing cost of living and stagnant wages. Same thing in other countries even china have their ''lie down and rot'' movement because no one sees the point.

not reading any of that sorry civilservicemong

>>83012508
same slop different day then?

>>83012618
You most certainly did

Hope that mamndani guy wins the New York mayoral election just to piss of the kike landlords.

amazon locked my account because i had my vpn on when buying shit, so annoying

>>83012606
i let them do their thing. don't mind where the webs have come from. none of my business. as long as they catch flies.

Chika you haven't told us if you're into docking

granted, i'm on a modern, high-resolution monitor (1920x1080 pixels), but people go "yikes! tl;dr!" at 2-3 lines of text. wtf.

>>83012639
why? some anti-VPN policy thing? or did they flag it up as possible fraud/hacking?

>>83012651
Typically if I don't answer, the answer would be no, and I don't answer because it's a stupid question.

>>83012609
It's the people we import who actually do work lad. Lazy cunts like you are the issue. I'd have you hung on the beaches of Dover as you're replaced one by one by decent hard working Syrians, Afghanis, etc.

>>83012675
I was sending a giftcard to s>>83012675
I was sending a giftcard to someone, so i guess that was some anti-scam thingy maybe?

>We detected unusual payment activity on your recent order and have temporarily placed your account on hold as a security measure.

That's the first paragraph. Thing is, it says if i get this confirmed they'll continue the order... but i don't want to continue the order now because i just sent them money on paypal instead and there's noway to cancel transactions so im just gonna wait a few daysomeone, so i guess that was some anti-scam thingy maybe?

>We detected unusual payment activity on your recent order and have temporarily placed your account on hold as a security measure.

That's the first paragraph. Thing is, it says if i get this confirmed they'll continue the order... but i don't want to continue the order now because i just sent them money on paypal instead and there's noway to cancel transactions so im just gonna wait a few days

>>83012662
if u cant write it out in two sentences is it worth writing? even chat gpt 5 writes like a retard now

>>83012646
They don't catch flies. Only the web spinners catch flies, this is some kind of hunting spider or trapdoor spider, it eats spiders and creepy crawlies.

>>83012683
Why is it stupid? It's a common gay sex practice.

Chika will you NOT give me your Nintendo Switch?

>>83012698
What the fuck happened here then

>>83012709
No, it really really isn't

>>83012695
>According to a refugee-support organisation, refugees in the UK are about 4 times more likely to be unemployed than people born in the UK.

>For example, in April to June 2024 (most recent figures), people from minority ethnic backgrounds in the UK had an unemployment rate of about 8.0 percent, compared with 3.3 percent for people from White ethnic backgrounds.

things that make you go hmmmm

I would sacrifice each and every one of you individually for one sniff of a fanny

>>83012707
i don't get many flies (especially now it's colder), but i do sometimes see dead flies in the webs. even a moth, a few weeks ago.

it's why i leave them there. yeah it's unsightly, but they serve a purpose. i'm not about to go profiling which spiders are which because, yeah, they're a bit scary ;_;

>>83012721
This is why "friends" aren't worth shit

>>83012721
thats not fair mate i wouldnt sacrifice you wtf

Beddington fortress o'clock, is it not my liege X

>>83012704
You have fried your brain with shortform content.

>>83012715
lad's actually a robot, Amazon was right to treat him as suspicious.

>>83012733
yeah its molded into a nice round blob no creases

if it came to killing one person about to sacrifice all of /britfeel/, or leaving them to it, i would kill them immediately.

>>83012743
if I fold it will it feel on the willington? nice smooth crease mmmm

>>83012718
It's on here so it can't be that uncommon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_practices_between_men

>>>83012751
ty my king

Do gays really

bit awkward meant this
>>83012768
for this
>>83012750

>>83012770
did it with a tranny felt nice desu

>>83012732
What on earth...? Australiafag? Or work nights?

>>83012775
no take backs, I will wear the crown whilst gliding the willington over your smooth brain crease

>>83012784
He's on the neet shift

>>83012794
y-you cant just do that! Stop it! Thats not even your crown!

>>83012770
Sean and Steve fucking in the communal garden erotic art. Corr!

Reminder: it is gay to have gay sex

off to toilberg soon...

>>83012770
Me and chika <3

YOULL NEVER MAKE ME LEAVE
I WEAR THIS ON MY SLEEVE
GIVE ME A REASON TO BELIEEEEEEEEVE

SO GIVE ME ALL YOUR POISON
AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR PILLS
AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR HOPELESS HEARTS
AND MAKE ME ILL

YOURE RUNNING AFTER SOMETHING
THAT ULL NEVER KILL

IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT
THEN FIRE AT WILL

off to toiletberg soon..

>>83012709
Dunno, just is.
>>83012712
Yeah. No. Maybe.

>>83012783
Uhm which one were you? On top???

>>83012849
phwoar
is it emo night already then?

deleting my post to pass on the crown to its rightful bearer.

>>83012849
sometimes think of this and change it to 'give me a reason to be Steve'

one of the MANY songs where i change some lyrics to be about Steve

>>83012873
isn't steve HHL's best mate?

>>83012857
Theres no way I answer this without it sounding bad

VNberg had a scat scene all of a sudden. Not my cup of tea. Just kind of laughed at it. It was kind of comical when they included the fart sound effects.

On that Wistorante wizza grind me x

>>83012770
I don't get hard when I'm being fucked, so sadly not for me. That's a very common position though, so bit odd you think it's strange

>>83012903
Honestly my least favourite frozen wizza but I'll get them sometimes when they're on offer.

>>83012903
nursing home giving you filthy trays de lad it's not on

I WANNA BE YOURS
I WANNA GO OUT TONIGHT
X

>>83012903
Dr Oetker man myself

Maybe geordie gays are just prudish

>>83010775 (OP)
Comfy pic.
T. scandi

sometimes i hum the Indiana Jones theme but i change the lyrics to
>let the bodiiies
>hit the floooor
>let the bodiiiies
>hit. the. floor!

try it yourself

>>83012926
Dreamed of going somewhere like this pic sometime for like 15+ years

one day eventually we'll never ever be able to type on r9k again maybe in like 100 thousand years, will we have typed everything that can be typed? Idk.. maybe

>>83012683
Aww come on lad just act like a 10 year old like me on the anonymous internet site and play along with me. It'll be pure kek and epic lels.

>HHL's belly sticking right out
>HHL's flabby knees

sad picture. he's not the slim young man we used to know

I am me, and you are Steve
And that's a truth I can't conceive
You said that we'd just rub our tools
Now you're breaking all my rules

You tried to fuck my Mackem hole
And that's not all, you stole my soul
You smiled, said "Sean, don't make a scene"
But Steve... you lied to me

>>83012218
I never had that. 29 and a virgin.

>>83012934
sory to burst ur bubble mate but unique posts become available again after a few years

FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME
OR WHAT ILL DO TO YOU

YOU GET WHAT EVERYONE ELSE GETS
YOU GET A LIFETIME


AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>83012931
It's comfy but lonely (if you crave social connection).

>>83012940
Thought you lost it to that escort

>>83012926
>>83012931
Fucking hate the cold I really do

>>83012950
Meant just for a trip, with a gf/bf, not to live there

>>83012952
Even if he did get hard and cum in her, he's still a virgin. It only counts when the girl wants you to cum in her. Otherwise they're just a prostitute virgin

I am Steve as you all leave as you all seethe
And we're alone forever

Steve dolly xD

>>83012925
Not at all. It's not the level it's the specifics x.

>>83012770
I wonder if HHL and Steve do this

>>83012959
Ah. There's an ice hotel in northern Sweden (and I think in Finland as well). There's also the Lucia tradition on Dec 13 which is very comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOzIw1UEHMg

>>83012984
They do yeah. They do more. They go further than that.

THE DAMAGE YOUVE INFLICTED
TEMPORARY WOUNDS
IM COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD
AND ILL TAKE YOU HOME WITH ME
IM TAKING BACK
THE LIFE
YOU STOLE

when /r9k/ gets reset, we can rebuild a whole new culture from the ground up.

i propose we use THIS image to represent our perpetual solitude. think it could really catch on.

>>83012997
Sean's into anal licking

>>83012927
I did it, but with this anons song >>83012947, but it might not have been lyrics, so let's keep this between us 2, as I don't want to offend the other anon.

Mike Skinner is a genius.

Sean Allan is a genius.

>>83013019
He's into anal necking also known as anecking

>>83013056
babe, there's a hicky on muh tuppence

Sean doesn't sit on /britfeel/ all day thinking about you like you sit on /britfeel/ all day thinking about him.

went for a little walk
not many people wearing poppies this year
went into the city, even fewer, cor, wharrappened?

>>83012952
Only oral, and I couldn't get hard.

Any lads here get nonced up as a kid? I did, didn't fuck me up though. I'm built different

>>83013075
Probably all goes to browns anyway

Sucking on a lassies wet engorged pussy mound is one of life's great pleasures.

>>83013068
Sean doesn't think about anyone. He can't see past his own neck

i'm not trapped on /britfeel/ with HelperLad...
HelperLad is trapped on /britfeel/...with me >:)

Corr that wizza was lush and I mean LUSH. Garn have a shower now. Might as well x

>>83013082
if i do not like the look, smell, or sound of them, should i still give this a go?

it just like Pulp said:
the chip stains in Greece
will come out in the bath

went to a job interview today and a question was
>have you looked at our website?
this is a fucking recycling company. they actually asked me if i was going to read the website of a fucking recycling company. are they legitimately retarded? I just told them nope. Why would I do that? do they think i care about their message or website? i just want a fucking job

fuck your website bitch

>>83013107
If you're gay you'd probably get the same from sucking on a juicy cockle.

Oasis is the best britpop band. Pulp is for middle-class toffs who went to uni. And Blur are just shite.

>>83013126
tobefair lad this is pretty standard. i do learn some shite from their website, they might ask "what do you know about (company)?"
it's pointless trivia but you say a couple of things from their About Us page, and you get a tick.

>>83013126
Yeah you're exactly the type of person that question is designed to root out.

>>83013140
If you hate Blur a good little bit of hate watching is their interview with nardwuar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkNvk2MgiCc

I'm not a big nardwuar fan but they acted like actual dickheads, legitimate school bully tier. I didnt manage to watch the whole thing tbqhwyl

>>83013130
i guess cocks don't have that horrid squelchy sound.

taste-wise, not bothered in the differences between the two. i like some VERY odd flavours.

>>83013152
>getting a job is a box ticking exercise rather than someone who is actually qualified for it
ooooh aaaah

feeling constipated even though i just took a shit

>>83013157
Only fake NPCs get jobs we know

>>83013157
It's amazing that such a simple question can be that effective.

>just tell lies and larp you're interested in stuff nobody alive gives two fucks about
>we all know we're lying its just how it is
State of this world

>>83013186
Is this your attempt to make yourself feel superior to people who have achieved more than you? Bit silly lad, and very self-defeating. How about learning from your mistakes instead?

to be honest i only like the one Oasis album with all the songs i know. then the other one is just "more Oasis".

something about the style and vocals of it all gives me a headache. they're not bad, i just get physically irritated by their sound very quickly.

>umm yes i saw your website about... recycling... its very nice?
lol

>>83013175
If you just took a shit, I don't think you're constipated, you're probably just empty.

>>83013126
You didn't even check their website before the interview? This is really basic stuff lad.

>>83013201
I am not the anon you replied to just sickened by corpo wagies as all actual humans are

Stringed instruments are haram

>>83013206
He has a phantom cock in his rectum. It's usually the first sigh of becoming a homosexual.
Could also be piles.

>>83013205
tell them you noticed one of the <div>s doesn't have its min-width set properly or something, lad.
if i was an interviewer, i'd see that as "hire on the spot" material. who knows what else he'll bring to the company.

>>83013208
why would i lid? its just a recycling company. if they asked me what was wrong with their website i would check it and tell them. they didn't ask me to check. its just another one of those
>pretend to care about our business
bullshits when they very much know no one cares

>>83013202
Is it the one with songrel on it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CSbB040CJE

>>83013232
it was for an admin job de lid sat on excel all day. sounds like a question for a web dev that.

>>83013233
You are too lazy to prepare properly for an interview. Why would they hire you over someone who prepared? Prepare next time lad. It's not hard.

>>83013233
You need to pretend like you really want to work for the company and are interested in them. Don't they teach this stuff any more?

Omg yeah I was on your website such a good website xx

>>83013243
>Why would they hire you over someone who prepared?
because i know how to do the job. checking the website doesn't matter as much as being proficient in what they are asking someone to do.

I saw ur website and it was shite x

Day 17 of NoPorn
Day 10 of NoFap

I'm feeling calmer, weirdly. Still feel tired and lifeless though. Like I can't focus.

My mood is fucking all over the place. I've accepted I am in a flatline. Got to push through.

One of the websites of all time xx

>>83013260
mate you only need to post this once a day

Grown men pretend-arselicking each other about their shit company's shit gay website. State of wagies

you wouldn't be taking the piss out of websites if people still MADE websites.

not knocking WordPress and them, but the CMS approach to website design has ruined the magic of it all.

>>83013270
I'm sorry I just feel like a storm of emotions lad :(
Will try to keep it to once per day

>>83013253
Loads of people know how to do the job. They want someone who knows how to do the job AND can prove they aren't lazy.

If I was a hiring manager, i just want to know if people can do the job. i don't care if they checked my website or whatever. if they have a basic idea of what we do I.E. sell cars. that's enough.

both my bladder and bowels are constipated. just really unpleasant.

Speaking of piles, I've had a lump on my arse for like 2 weeks now, doesn't hurt or anything, but I wish it'd go away. Any pileslads know how to get it to fuck off?

>>83013305
Whereabouts on your arse is it?

>>83013305
quick razor to slice it off, then a plaster underneath?

even if it scars, that's your bottom. it's fine.

>>83013168
Where you located lad??

Tell me my website is the dogs bollocks fucking gay faggot then tell me a time you took ownership hahahahaha

>>83013328
At the lower end of my hole

>>83013329
hmm, might not take this advice if you don't mind

>>83013334
Tell me a time you had to make a hard decision and tell me your strengths and weaknesses innit!

Little lads absolutely seething that companies don't want to employ people who'll only do the bare minimum

*pretends to care about your inane scripted answers to my inane scripted questions*

You definitely need to tell us about your strengths and weaknesses when you apply for this job which is sat on Excel all day. Now tell me when you had a problem and you solved it!!

been picking at this wart thing on my finger for about a year now. it did have a yellowish head once, now it's just loose skin. but it keeps growing back rather than healing.

what do?

>>83013305
Get some dettol soap the anti bacterial type and make sure when ya have a shower or bath to wash ya bum, if youre in the shower take the shower head off and push it right up against your bum to wash the soap away.

it wont heal it right away but it'll help in general

>>83013341
I would leave that and wait for it to heal. And stop fingering your bumhole.

>>83013355
you have to buy wart remover (if is a wart) will just keep growing back

>>83013355
That might actually be a slice off situation, but better to get the doctor to do it as he'll cut it off and stitch it back up so it doesnt grow back, but idk if they do that for free on the NHS

New threads big boys >>83013386

Don't slice your bumhole!

>>83013355
Bazooka that varoooka, theres a "sub zero" freezing treatment its like a fiver on amazon, just search for bazuka sub zero takes a few weeks though, just keep zapping it.

>>83012910
What if he gets poo or fanny stench on his bollocks coooorrrrrr