Thread 12598244

Eh? You haven't taken a bath in how long?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Probably years, but I took a shower 5 hours ago

i love the smug bitch in OPs pic so los muchos

>>12598244 (OP)
dubs

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12598244 (OP)
postin' 'n sticky

mods are fags

when you don't bathe you get sticky

Your fortune: Outlook good

The new sticky was supposed to be Halloween related... -_-

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12598244 (OP)
suck my dick

Oh wowe sticky

>>12598326
I would think that most would get sweaty or stinky. But "sticky"? I don't think so. But I get the joke. It's just not a very good one.

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12598328
Sakura's hair is orange like pumpkin

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12598336
yosho

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12598339
>>12598342
Two same fortunes is pretty lesbian, apparently. Don't quote me on that.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Aw shit...I'm not even gonna roll another fortune...I don't wanna break the streak.

>>12598353
>>12598342
>>12598339
Extremely absurdly lesbian

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Stiggy

27ish? I always felt I was sitting in a vat of filth

i love my wife

baths are for children

>>12598420
and cute girls !

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

hiding new sticky so I don't have to see it for an entire month

ill never understand the concept of being fixated on s4s only random threads are pinned

>>12598444
>Ill never understand the one board that's truly random has random stickies

Do you just look at birds and go "bird."

>>12598396
27 what?

>>12598444
three same numbers!

>>12598244 (OP)
im takeing a bath right now

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12598481
this is nice board

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>12598481
thats not a bath stupid

>>12598244 (OP)
I am buying a strap-on and never be touching anyone else ever again

>>12598563
huh?

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12598579
I'll be damned ...what about that one up there

>>12598328
Yep, but mod is a self/ whatever his discord thinks is hilarious sticking fag.

like 2 weeks

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>12598668
you stink!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12598673

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12598244 (OP)
a great step into stopping the leeks on 4chan

>>12598244 (OP)
One day!

24 hours since my last rinse!

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12598353
>>12598363
seems pretty appropriate for this thread

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12598244 (OP)
this sticky is great & everyone knows it. swaglord, the esfor-experienced professional he is, popped in for fifteen minutes before going out & overtipping for a perfect lunch at a nearby trendy blogpraised sidewalk-chalkboard fresh hip classy check-staurant, organized by dub checkers, saw people were enjoying a disproportionate amount of their collective time making mind-bogglingly interesting versions of this god-blessed meme, & stickied it with all the passion of a true mod at yer nearest imageboard. then the comedy genius gentlemen pile in to regard any sense of discernment, sensibility & perspective to ecstatically lose their mind over the new amazing sticky. and you're all part of the unique, ongoing spectacle. fascinating

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12598338
le gets le joke but doesnt le laff facer

>>12598695
No, the sticky was put in place to get a generally negative rise out of people.

>>12598696
Post-ironic humor doesn't work when it's being done sarcastically. Try again.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

No acktuslly I know how this board works :DDD

The funny part is that esfores mods are hypocrites in the sense that they'll sticky a thread that talks about the hygiene needs of the board's user base when in reality it's probably the mods that need the upkeep the most out of anybody.

The way I see it, they stickied the thread as a subconscious reminder to themselves. Congratulations. Unfortunately, their reptile brains likely won't allow them to properly utilize the ability of their prefrontal cortex.

Last post I'm making in this thread.
/micdrop

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Nurgle made me shit my pants :/

>>12598721
I got needs baby!
>>12598725
Wow that's a very nice draw, fren. You make that yourself?

>>12598706
>No, the sticky was put in place to get a generally negative rise out of people.
Why you say dis?
I like seeing Ika and visiting him in the hospitlel

>>12598739
Oh wait that was the sticky for so long I got confused and did not even look at it
I have sticky blindness

>>12598739
he's a self-conceited namefig don't pay his words any need

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

That was a refreshing bath. Ahhhhhhh

>>12598768
That is such a cool thought, what is your name on the discord server bb we should roleplay some diaper furry scenarios later

how dare s4s do something without my approval
I AM IN CHARGE HERE

>>12598798
@Jewwy, you know which one ;)

the sticky is not halloween or horror related

>>12598928
not showering for weeks is pretty horrifying

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12598968
no it's not

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>12598928
Oh nooooo, the humanity. I hope some stinky girl doesn't come attack me on Halloween haha. That would be horrible. The girl pheromones will immediately knock me out while she takes my treats and gives me a special trick~

>>12598975
trick or treat smell my feet give me something good to eat

Your fortune: Bad Luck

nu stimkky

Shereg meg trok tr'xheerohg lokh choy

>>12598353
>>12598342
>>12598339
theee aame fortunes is polyamorus

when your bepis hurtes so you cant fab... ouchies

I just took one today!!!!

>>12599115
thanks for all your hard work

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12598970
Yes it is
You’re disgusting

>>12598244 (OP)
becuz reezonz

The Jews won't let me shower!

people can smell you even if you think they can't

e cara é verdade vou somar agora vlw ai man

>>12599371
what

>>12599374
it says "the pleasure of being cummed inside"

>>12599402
oh, thank you

>>12598968
Its normal

>>12598353
I will quote you on that

>>12598353
>Two same fortunes is pretty lesbian, apparently.

Piss burger

>>12599632
Biss purger

Bathing is for the weak

>>12598244 (OP)
2 days

Baths are so much nicer than showers
Showers are bracing and utilitarian, forcing you to stand like a soldier in a tiny over-engineered cubicle, being assaulted by loud water.
But baths are relaxing and luxurious, allowing you to recline in water that you have temperature-balanced to your liking before getting in, or as it filled. You can also take your time. With a shower, there's a pressure to be quick or you're wasting water, but with a bath you get to keep the water for as long as you want, which also gets more use out of the thermal energy.
People who only shower often neglect their feet and have poor foot health. In a bath you can treat your feet.
One disadvantage of a bath is that it's harder to position yourself to wash your hair, but the Japanese have figured this out. They first wash their hair and body while sitting on a stool, and then soak in a nice bath
Properties with baths are typically more expensive than ones that only have a shower, and I don't know why. A bath requires only a large vessel, whereas a shower often features glass panels, sliding doors, rails, complex shower heads, etc. Maybe it's because baths take up more floor space. So showers are the preferred option for building owners who want us all living in coffin apartments to maximize their profit. Ironically, you could take a bath in a coffin.

Let's all agree that baths are great.

>>12599819
It's very likely I will never take a bath for the rest of my life

>>12598244 (OP)
you may have dubs but i shower every day twice even some days.

>>12598244 (OP)
dubs in a sticky!

Creampie Bulma

>>12600068
double shower??

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

I showre like 7 hrs ago

Have you got any cum?

>>12600462
Bubble shower

>>12598244 (OP)
I've found that if I don't masturbate I don't have to shower as frequently!

#fortune

>>12601402
hashtag no fap

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>12601555
hashtag trips

Bathing involves immersing yourself in a tub full of still water. I do not have this luxury.

>>12601735
Go jump in the river or creek or lake

>>12598244 (OP)
I don't have a bath tub, so probably like 5 years.

I'm so smelly lole

>>12601774
this but from a bridge ^_^

newfidge needs egyptian shower

>>12602323
i get it

>>12598244 (OP)
I am kind of willing that the electric and gas company actually have the suspension of service due to their own technical issues with dealing with payments ...time for some candle lights

>homo sapiens
>homo

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>12602458
Excuse me, but who are you and quoting?

>>12602467
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>12598244 (OP) (dubs)
it's unbelievable what planes are allowed to do these days...damn

Drink my cum

>>12602733 (dubs)
she is pretty acting isn't she ?

>>12602733
cum roger roger, over

>>why tha hell them keep using emergency exit
maybe the world was going to turn against me ....yeah sure my beloved children (small village mine or of me )

>>12602822
dubs confirm

>>12598244 (OP)
good one to leave as sticky. good job for once mods

>>12602457
the first split second I looked, the thumbnail looked like her spreading her creampied pussy

>>12603342


Your fortune: Average Luck

imagine the smell

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>12598244 (OP)
Yesterday

>>12603500
double clean

>>12598244 (OP)
what's wrong in this?

>>12603735
everything

>>12603735

Wait a shit, is that Denji from Chainsaw man? :O

>>12603811
there's no machines here all the bread is hand made

>>12603811
Chainsaw Man is fundamentally at it's core a story about the importance of personal hygiene

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12598244 (OP)
2 years

>>12603950
6 months to eternity actually

pior q ja tomei sim man brigado kakakkak

>>12604587
que pirigo aquele sabonete ...falando sério mesmo ...suja igual que merda

>>12598244 (OP)
be brave pumpkin pie caz the storm is coming ...and you know daddy would easily handle Ethiopia or north Korea ...kissu ...now get tha sweets

>>12598244 (OP)
in >9001 days, yea.
i only take showers.

>>12598244 (OP)
1 day :(

>>12598244 (OP)
26 years 8 months 18 days aiming for wr

>>12603811
>11
>dubs

nice

>>12603777
>77
>dubs

nice

>>12598244 (OP)
2 days

>>12605194
gross

>>12605408
So you share everyday?

>>12605504
do you not?

When I feel like all human bodies has their own time clock so >>12605510
Doing it everyday give fever

Your body sure has average clock don't you think

>>12605536
owned lol

Bro I'm just opening this site

>>12605548
That's was my own reply

>>12605790
pasted reply guy

1000 days

>>12598244 (OP)
nah I really think they just don't take me personally ...is it discrimination ?

Here

https://youtu.be/9V52Gb_IEv8

Watch this next

>>12598244 (OP)
you are such a naughty ...why do I smell ?

>>12598244 (OP) (dubs)
since this was stickied

>>12598244 (OP)
I did it atleast aweek ago my guy!

>>12599646
Pger Buriss

>>12598244 (OP)
no more donuts ... :^{

does anyone think that
she actually doesn't know that I created this masterpiece ...

I'm going to turn you into a skred

>>12605614
how unhealthy. she can keep working if i wash her with my tongue. ill start with the armpits, im sure they are the most stinky and in need of cleaning.

>>12598244 (OP)
in a month! ill take one today because i need to! :^) hehe

nice dubbers btw :^)

>>12598244 (OP)
i only shower once or twice a week that's enough for me mhm

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12607967
You stink lol

my longest time without a bath was 1 year but i wiped myself off with a wet towel halfway through

>>12598244 (OP)
sorry if it is wrong thread
Oh! Karen, I am but a fool
Darling, I love you, though you treat me cruel
You hurt me and you make me cry
But if you leave me, I will surely die
Darling, there will never be another
Cause I love you so
Don't ever leave me, say you'll never go
I will always want you for my sweetheart
No matter what you do
Oh! Karen, I'm so in love with you
Oh! Karen, I am but a fool
Darling, I love you, though you treat me cruel
You hurt me and you make me cry
But if you leave me, I will surely die
Darling, there will never be another
Cause I love you so
Don't ever leave me, say you'll never go
I will always want you for my sweetheart
No matter what you do
Oh! Karen, I'm so in love with you

>>12598244 (OP)
mods can you keep this feature where the arrows dont make the text color green

boskeletonrp

>>12608557
Blenchskedjinal

WE DIDNT GET A HALLOWEEN STICKY
HREADS MUST ROLL

>>12609167
this

>>12609168
>>12609167
maybe you should have taken a bath

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12609172
later!

>>12609167
We'll get an All Saints' sticky, I can feel it.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12598244 (OP)
I know that smile when you finally get off all the makeup

>>12598244 (OP)
it's been awhile...

>>12609691
Is this because I am gay?

>>12598244 (OP)
that's why I am leaving

>>12609965
Yes

Spank me on the clit and piss in my grandmas ears

>>12598244 (OP)
yay skeletons are in the archived threads

>>12598244 (OP)
erm...3 months?

>>12598244 (OP)
I always lose to Sakura

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12598244 (OP)
why the anwser is always Ginger and Turmeric?

I’m in training rn so probably after training

>>12598244 (OP)
so cute the pin is is like cherry testicles?

I took a bath like 3 weeks ago and shower a few hours ago
I smell great
Especially my dicke and balls i love the smell of my clean balls

>>12598244 (OP)
you don't fucking..... fuck you !!!
fuck your I bath like yesterday
you live outside my house you mother fucker
how does bath even you
fucking cuck

>>12598244 (OP)
nevermind

Em... erm... em....
Why is this thread pinned? Do you all stink?

For 1 day? Is it to short time for 4chan?

>>12612189
in high school this one boy took 2 showers in 1 day once and then everyone confronted him about whether he was gay and he admitted it and then everyone was like that's cool

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>12598244 (OP)
I took a dump today, wiped, took a bath directly afterwards, then took a shower later in the day, and my butt still smells like shit. Being human is suffering.

idk, i havent taken a bath in forever, i shower though unlike you dirty fags, bathing is just sitting in ur own nasty ass sweat

1 day

Good news everyone, I've taken a bath.
The sticky can now be removed.

>>12598244 (OP)
it's getting stinky in here

>>12613513
y r u geh

I shaved my armpit hair for the first time ever today, also my chest hair, I just never shaved them until now, not sure why.

>>12613573
Das Schweizer Problem? Nein! Es ist deutsch. Aber nicht alles ist irisch.

>>12613873
>Das Schweizer Problem? Nein! Es ist deutsch. Aber nicht alles ist irisch.
1. Paradoxical & Political (Euro-irony style):

> “Das Schweizer Problem? Nein! Es ist deutsch. Aber keine Sorge — wir exportieren die Neutralität jetzt in Dosen. Und natürlich, nichts davon ist irisch… noch.”
---

2. Dry and intellectual (Kafka-meets-Berlin tone):

> “Das Schweizer Problem? Nein! Es ist deutsch. Aber nicht alles ist irisch — manche Dinge sind einfach nur pünktlich.”
---

3. Satirical and globalized:

> “Das Schweizer Problem? Nein! Es ist deutsch. Aber keine Panik, die PR-Agentur ist britisch und der Kaffee italienisch.”
---

4. Existential and absurd:

> “Das Schweizer Problem? Nein! Es ist deutsch. Aber nicht alles ist irisch — manche Krisen tragen nur grüne Hüte.”
---

5. Short, cryptic, and memeable:

> “Das Schweizer Problem? Deutsch. Die Ausrede? Irisch.”
or
“Das Schweizer Problem? Nein. Nur deutsches Timing, irischer Zufall.”

Clown on me

>>12598244 (OP)
thread idea diharhea anal sex girl ijs cutting herself loads of feces
sonic the hedgehod all right audio

>>12612598
skill issue

>>12598244 (OP)
I admit that I use this duster

>>12598244 (OP)
novel idea
this is a board with more cool images

be honest your side has incurred casualties and i have kd +000 right now its a losing battle palestine radio

Shit in me

>>12613944
two same numbers!

i think i took one in february not too sure desu it must be the case but was that really the last time i mean it could very well be i had access to a bath a few times since then but i don't think i went

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>12598244 (OP)
I don't bath but I make an hygiene ...but it's worth than that I get myself into this filthiest hole anonymously (guess you know where) and much to my suspicion or surprise there are people who know me ...well I am famous for that one but I don't know is it by the smell ?I do eat garlic occasionally and my mouth is one of the lowest points in the bath topic

no sorry asstistics i dont want you to be nice friends with me using that radio you make me sick and so do the radios anyway i hate them

Miku butte sex with only the smallest, tiniest amount of Vaseline

>>12598244 (OP)
Not good

>>12598244 (OP)
why did mods sticky this? because they can relate?

Mikker

>>12598244 (OP)
I did it yesterday, now I'm doing it again because this hair can't stand up to lying down twice!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>12598244 (OP)
taking one right now ama

Your fortune: Godly Luck

stop trying something out with the suicide radio and start bleeding n killing youreselfes im not joking and stop cursing me i do not find that friendly actually when you want to be my friend i feel sick

>>12617219
what shampoo do you use?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

open myy wife you kniw what im saying??? (ykwis)???
!!! lol

>>12598244 (OP)
3 days 42 minutes and 6 seconds

>>12617690
she is a hag now

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>12598244 (OP)
In so long I don't remember the last time I took one

nko autistic i do not want to be your friend

basically the radio said somebody called aron has fucking done this also bune raven fan autistic puppet and some german girl not only britain and muslims

do as I say

>>12618271
lol

>>1259If I didn't have a partner or have to go out to work, I would never shower.
I know this because I never shower except to go see her, lol.8244

>>12618271
drop dead

>>12598244 (OP)
where's my rubber ducky?

babe honestly when you do that i beat my wife like its her fault

>>12598244 (OP)
no ...no seuss in the catalog maybe the ass murderer has caught on him already ...maybe he went to deep into the investigation

wtf if you say i sent u xmr r can you actually do it i just took 2 weeks to synch this wallet theres nothing there

>>12598244 (OP)
do I know you even for that kind of question ...I think I know that face ...here are some facts
In the misty Douro Valley, the "High Priest of the Holy Vine" performs his sacred rituals.
His wine isn't just alcohol; it's "the soul of Portugal," "civilization in a bottle."
A visitor mentions other sacred plants—like peyote or ayahuasca—used for inner healing.
His reaction? "FILTH! GUTTER POISON! MADNESS!"
He then pours another glass of his "sacred" elixir... you know, the one celebrated by kings while it tops the charts as the world's most degrading and destructive drug.
But don't worry. His drug is "culture."
#PortugueseFairyTale #AlcoholHypocrisy #Tradition

>>12598244 (OP)
in an hour my friend

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

fuck niggers

>>12617535
>brown nipples
nothing of value was lost

>>12619777
>lucky trips
something of value was checked

I haven't showered for 2 days now. forgibe me 3;

>>12598244 (OP)
Not since I took one with that toaster (posting from the afterlife btw)

>>12598244 (OP)
I just wanna say that I didn't forget of those who offended and insulted my mother ...be reminded of that always

it's been about 5 or 6 weeks, and believe it or not, this is my second night in a month spent inside a refrigerator. this one is a walk-in, though, so it's a lot more spacious. i used to be in mensa and was formally tested at +3 standard deviations ^___^

you smell

>>12620499 (dubs)
I can't believe that you are forcing me to do crack ,cocaine or heroin...darling ...Ronald Reagan is dead since 2004

I think I have a controversial opinion, because I like when people older than me touch my body, like. I like when they fuck me a do whatever they want with me. I'm in love with my father that is 40 years older than me.

>>12598244 (OP)
I would but money doesn't like that wetness at all ...dear

>>12598244 (OP)
you won't believe me but a girl took like 5 years of my time and life chatting with me (she almost never replied ) somehow managed to bear with all my messages just to block and leave me empty hands ...is that a bath?

>>12620740
Why would we find it hard to believe that some girl blocked you after you sent her messages she didn't reply to for 5 years?

I mean, that's pretty sad and cringe, but it's not exactly hard to believe

>>12598244 (OP)
3 days

nuke britain now instead + youl want to nuke the entire navy especially big boats like aircraft carriers + space runway for airplanes transfer to space ship flight space ship parking garage hey yeah they dont leave me alone today they want to repeat a joke from 4chan 'the spaceship does not need an airlock if theres an intake fan' well ok now the rado said 'you can makr a space airport with intake fans and ventilation fans inside of a runway to keep the air from escaping you could have open hole to fly spaceships into and you could also cut your arms and when i get home im waking my son up im dragging him out of bed down the stairs and then im laughing at him because i just did that

>>12598244 (OP)
so anywa y wgen im talkjng to my wife simetimes i lunge the top half of my body towards her and make aggressive noises while im just saying skmething normal and yeavh she starts crying

>>12598244 (OP)
yuji sakai gets paranoid and asks everybody who doesnt like him if they are nurse with the radios he asks
then he masturbates and makes you watch again

>>12621174
How does Yuji make you watch him masturbate?

This boards enjoyment goes up 50% when catfish is posting ngl

>>12598244 (OP)
5 days ToT

just showered

>>12598244 (OP)
britain needs genociding really yeah and niggers and muslims and especially autistics and freak weird i dont like ew stop youre making me feel sick you have weird asperfers or somethung i dont want you epeople come nesr me

>>12621840
Donut lie

>>12598244 (OP)
Didnt take a bath in several days because i live in Central Europe Village with no water in the middle of nowwhere. So i need to cook my water in Pot and mix with cold water from faucet. Its fucking bad...

Took one like 6 hours ago :D

kill niggers and muslims especially kill all of the races which have idiots also are we killing the mualttos when we do the culling or are we sending mulattos to syria adgfanistan

>>12598244 (OP)
especially i can make you a list of coubtries with idiots or with muslims or niggers or anglotypes who do that

I should shower

>>12598244 (OP)
fam I know we are fam and that's like everything to me also but "eu não papo grupos"

>>12598244 (OP)
I have not showered ONCE since this was stickied. Out of principle. I will not shower until it is down.

>>12623707
hote

>>12598244 (OP)
Fakakta!

>>12598244 (OP)
Forever. I take showers.

Your fortune: Average Luck

I should take a shower soon...

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>12624337
>>12623947
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12598244 (OP)
just be glad and welcome with the sitter you have caz it's a must on cuckoolands and ...you know and

ranking of countries where people bathe daily

Your fortune: Outlook good