Thread 16764680

Sounding rocket - edition

previous >>16761389

Dear adult Jesus, please make Elon's rocket explode like last time. It was so fucking hilarious.
Thanks.

>>16764695
@grok can you turn the microphone into an uzi

>>16764687

Better late than never

TWSS

>>16764696
>LAUNCH THE FUCKING ROCKET OR ELON GETS IT!

Hey guys what's up

>>16764711
Not Starship.

>>16764707
>no don't launch it the door is still stuck!

>>16764707
Fucking kek

Been at work today, we launching tonight or what?

>>16764711
my dick

>>16764719
I'm launching my balls in yo mom tonigte ayyyyy

>>16764719
~50/50 According this high volume market.

Improved OP, come on in
>>16764705
>>16764705
>>16764705

>>16764730
KYS

>>16764730
homo

>>16764725
i could've told you that for free. it's always 50/50, either it launches or it doesn't.

>>16764730
Good job anon

>>16764719
I had the last two days off and work the rest of the week, so of course those fuckers are gonna wait until I'm there to launch tonight or whenever else this week.

>>16764731
>>16764733
My thread is the correct thread based on the context

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1960208627278524438

2027 for the stretched 9 engine ship

>>16764687
ULA sniper has been deployed

>>16764750
Too bad that Gunsprucker has been deployed longer.

>>16764749
I believe him.

>>16764759
I believe him in that they're working on it. I don't believe his timeframe in the slightest because I know better.
2030 sounds more believeable.

>>16764730
gay

>>16764707
Lol thanks @grok

>>16764680 (OP)
Remember that Elon said they will HOPEFULLY do a propellent transfer demo next year?

>>16764778
yes, he isn't clairvoyant

>>16764749
> 2027 is in 16 month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loBxuzMU78Y
>Neutron | Archimedes Testing

>>16764709
wow it's the exact same as yesterday and the day before

>>16764784
Obsolete engine

Obsolete vehicle

Obsolete company

What happened to the SpaceX website?

>>16764805
yeah, I don’t need to listen to anything “half beard the space pirate at pantsless madman” has to say

>>16764805
Faggot

>>16764805
'no'

>>16764807
Elon didn't pay the hosting bill

B-bros...

>>16764730
Great job anon

>stops your launch.

Nothing personal Elon.

Petyr just destroyed thunderfoot

>>16764805
this fag works for lockheed and makes starship "debunking" videos

Starship hits a cloud, by me

>>16764845
Starship hits a cloud, by Elon

>>16764846
Grok Imagined?

>>16764849
no you newfag

>>16764854
Looks like A I

>>16764860
China keep dunking on USA

>>16764864
You look like A I

>SpaceX
@SpaceX
Standing down from today’s flight test attempt due to weather. Starship team is determining the next best available opportunity to fly

It's over

>>16764782
>the year is 2027

>>16764872
Cloud status?

>>16764860
<1 moth turnaround for both 6A and 8A finally achieved. I guess this means China's transition to cryogenics is soon about to be complete?*

*except for manned and GEO launches

>>16764872
I don’t habeeb it

>>16764872
That was last night jackass.

>>16764882
the 4-engine kerolox variant. starship v5, 2028.

>>16764872
>Starship team is determining the next best available opportunity to fly

>>16764888
now I want to see a rocket launch during a thunderstorm and I never will

>>16764888
Did it rain in the last 3 days? Shouldn't those Starship tiles be full with water?

KSA

>>16764894
the clouds in this game are ugly as fuck. so sad that everything is cartoon minature scale all over again too. i would prefer real life sale but just super overpowered stage performance to appease normies.

>>16764681
I think there were some delays with CZ8/8A of something like 5-10 months, though I think that was more due to the new pad than the rockets

>>16764895
Aren't they going for ultra realistic volumetric clouds? I don't see what's wrong with them.

Sirs! while we wait, you can relax listening to the soothing sound of rain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3OXtshHHwg

>>16764868
t-thanks

>>16764868
Penis?

>>16764897
Something about the planets being 1/10th real scale makes the clouds look awful because the atmopshere is still the normal height causing the clouds to pop out. on real scale earth the clouds look almost flush with the surface from space. Also the clouds in this game need a lot more work, it seems like they just use a basic nosie texture to generate them, real clouds come in dynamic interesting swirling patterns and streaks.

apollo-soyuz but orion-mengzhou in lunar orbit

>>16764907
The planets are to scale in the pre alpha dumb fuck

>>16764911
the only orion-mengzhou rendezvous i want to see is one where they're bringing their guns to bear

>>16764907
You're a newfag to space lmao

>>16764680 (OP)
Its over

>>16764917
looks flat to me

The Demon AI being used for something useful. Processing the old Big Ear radio telescope printouts to glean insights.

>Potentially the most interesting update to the signal was a new estimate of its flux density (i.e. its strength). In the language of radio astronomy, the new value is 250 Janskys

NB: In the movie Contact, the signal that started the commotion was -- 100 Janskys. So, Aliens.

Why don't they launch a Falcon 9 over Starship to push the clouds away before launch?

>>16764925
maybe you just aren't an authority on what things look like anon

>>16764911
it wouldn't be kino. Soviet and western shit looked really different do it was cool. Everything china makes looks like a discounted version of everything else.

>>16764943
>Soviet and western shit looked really different do it was cool
They looked shit in different ways, yeah

>>16764805
They hated him because he told the truth

>>16764917
you are flat earth tier retarded. That image is clearly taken very low down with a fish-eye lens. looks nothing like what a human would see. Are you a dev or something? Or are youjsut covering for them for free?

>>16764948
not the same type of clouds

>>16764948
Ok, my mistake aside, how does your image look totally different to the clouds in the game, vertically speaking?

Falcon 9 launch stream is live

hold

https://www.spacex.com/launches/starship-flight-10

countdown paused

>>16764954
>OHB Italia
literally who

>>16764954
who cares?

>>16764956
>>16764957

>>16764960
Me. I care.

SpaceX milsat launch for NATO from Vandenberg in four minutes

(why does Elon want to nuke Mars?)

liftoff

>>16764968
>(why does Elon want to nuke Mars?)
martian genocide before the martian population is widely recognized. if normies find out they’ll oppose mars colonization on the grounds of protecting martians’ ancestral land

>>16764968
>(why does Elon want to nuke Mars?)
There's theroetically enough water ice there to induce a significant greenhouse gas melting/warming effect.

Another one

>>16764968
back in my day, we only wanted to nuke the gay baby whales (for Jesus!)

Do people actually unironically think that point to point will happen with Starship? There's no usecase for SpaceX or customers and the regulations would be the biggest pain in the ass they've ever had.

>>16764984
I think at some point the U.S military will test it, but for commercial use? Most likely no.

>>16764984
Colonizing Antarctica with Starship.

>>16764904
Yours is very small, yes

>>16764984
>Do people actually unironically think that point to point will happen with Starship?

if the capacity exists and the urgency is justified, why not?

>>16764696
But then he would shoot Bill.
We can't risk him

>>16764984
point to point cargo delivery with rockets has been a thing since the 1940s, and arguably even before. Just we haven’t found any cargo worth shipping on them other than bombs.

Tower Catch is old and busted. Belly Flop is the new hotness.

>>16764943
Discounted or not it works.
That's all that matters.

>>16765007
finally, some innovation

>>16765000
>if the usecase exists, it exists
k... keep me posted

>>16765007
>stressing the ship literally 90° from the standard use case
bold move, lets see if it pans out

>>16765012
what I'm trying to say it's hard to speculate accurately on the use case of something that doesn't exist

>>16765007
But one of the primary reasons for the tower catch is to not need other equipment and time to move the rocket after landing. Unless that thing can right itself afterwards, it seems pretty fucking shit.

"Oh yeah! Mars in 2026!"

>>16764882
I don't get the joke because when I played it I changed his name to my name.

>>16765016
there's actually a really strong reaction wheel that's spun up to ragdoll the rocket vertical.

He he

>>16764962
all the scrubliner jokes are coming back to haunt us

>>16765019
I like the wig

B-bros...

>>16765028
That cloud looks like it needs some punitive and/or corrective rape

>>16765028
It'll be gone in three hours (and replaced with a bigger one).

>>16764778
It is the year 2038, 100 brave astronauts of the mission "Dear Europa" explores the surface of Jupiter's icy moon, Europa.

>>16765028
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

A CLOUD JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE !

That’s it! I’m removing the atmosphere!

>>16764805
What's he calling near term and colonization? Some people are too optimistic, but I expect he's the type to think a couple of centuries is too fast to have a few thousand people there.

>>16764680 (OP)
>Sounding rocket - edition

>>16765040
You cannot ignore Chudship's girth

>>16764882
now change the face to elon (keep the hair)

>>16765028
its over

Don't worry guys, the clouds won't be a problem today.

>>16765007
>bellyflop landing
>on the moon
wait what, there's no atmosphere to flop against
>sideways thrusters at both ends
well that's extra mass, but I guess it's a bit Space 1999-ey
>flaps
what the fuck chang I said there's no atmosphere on the moon

>>16765022
So what's it going to rest on as a foot while it's rotating? Hopefully not the engine bells.

>>16765056
>A render of Nayuta Space's Black Bird-R first-stage booster coming down on a landing pad (placed on the Moon here despite the booster being unable to reach
orbit by itself).

>>16764878
>I guess this means China's transition to cryogenics is soon about to be complete?*
Eh, if you look at the past year 6A and 8 have almost exclusively been used for constellation launches with requirements that exceed the capabilities of CZ2C/2D/4B/C, of the two exceptions on 6A, one (Yaogan 40-02) very likely, since they used the extended fairing like on 40-01 needed 6A's capabilities anyway.
The use of CZ2D/4 series follows the same slow downward trend of the past years so far this year, CZ-2C was much less used this year (once vs average of 4-6 in Jan-Aug of previous years so far), IMO it's possibly because PIESAT/Hongtu ordered 8 of them but reportedly failed to pay/deliver sats and this fucked the schedule up.

We haven't seen Monocore CZ-8A and CZ-6C pick up payloads previously typically launched on CZ2/4 series, if anything it's the private and mixed ownership commercial launchers that did, especially Jielong/Kinetica, and to lesser extent Zhuque, Ceres, KZ-11
There are still occasional improvements for CZ2/4 and they're still commercially advertised, I don't really expect them to be replaced until the end of the decade. And CZ-3B will likely keep flying into the early 30s.

>>16765007
China is fucking light-years ahead of our technology, they keep pulling stuff off like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpmTivdrQiQ

75% weather to GO

>>16765066
a new pope!

https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1lPKqvNwLREGb

official stream, starts NET 2h 10min

I'm so sorry for all the gay cocks they must be sucking to fix the clocks! Stressful

Just checked the weather. Not good.......

At least I have cheap alcohol today. Launch the fucking rocket, Elon.

When they scrub a launch do they just leave the LOX and LCH4 in there?

>>16765014
It just werks:

https://x.com/Erdayastronaut/status/1958910431382077641

>>16765076
Why? Looks like rain clears up in the evening and jetstream is out of the picture

>>16765010
>Copy SpaceX
>But skip the hard part
>"INNOVATION"
Chinaman with a Xerox machine, lol.

>>16765082
no, it starts warming up so they have to move it back to storage

>>16765075
why are you following a fat gay mexican manually?

>>16765085
that’s no more copying spacex than spacex copied the shuttle

>ground system issue
>weather issue
today, a ship issue

patiently waiting

>>16765088
Yeah, the shuttle totally did belly flop maneuvers and didn't glide.
Retard.

Spaceflight?

>>16765094
Why is he even doing this? Steven Miller/Bannon (Trump's camp) hate him.

>>16765092
starship rights itself after the bellyflop maneuver. this is a fundamentally different flight profile.

>>16765095
because he actually cares about these issues

>>16765101
>chickened out of calling trump a pedo

>>16765100
Yeah, the hard part I mentioned being skipped.
Thank you for your effort, please try again.

https://fireflyspace.com/missions/alpha-flta006/
>Firefly Aerospace has received Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) clearance to resume Alpha rocket launches following the Flight 6 mishap on April 29, 2025.

>Alpha Flight 6 lifted off and ascended nominally through stage separation. Alpha’s first stage then experienced a rupture milliseconds after stage separation. The pressure wave hit Alpha’s second stage, leading to the loss of the engine’s nozzle extension and substantially reducing stage two thrust. The second stage was able to recover attitude control and continued to ascend to an altitude of 320 km until running out of propellant. The vehicle was three seconds short of achieving orbital velocity and five seconds short of the target payload deployment orbit.

>The ground-based video, onboard telemetry, post-flight empirical testing and Computational Fluid Dynamics analysis corroborated excessive heat from Plume Induced Flow Separation as the most probable root cause of the mishap. Alpha Flight 6 flew a higher angle of attack than prior missions. Plume-induced flow separation intensified heat on the leeward side reducing structural margins, causing the booster to rupture from stage separation induced loads. Fortunately, the corrective actions are straight forward: increase thermal protection system thickness on Stage 1 and reduce angle of attack during key phases of the flight. Corrective actions have already been implemented

>With FAA approval to return to flight and corrective actions implemented, Firefly is now working to determine the next available launch window for Alpha Flight 7.

Much clearer today

>>16765112
Does NSF have any attractive people?

>>16765108
I miss 3d clear. she was the cutest scuffed and with her different outfits for different rockets.

>>16765113
Das is the only one

>>16765113
the twink is kinda cute

>>16765113
yeah, me.

>>16765113
das and the tranny

>>16765089

Place your bets now, imma go with a quick RUD and Rapid Pad destruction.

>>16765040
*dies of radiation exposure 3 minutes after landing*

>>16765102
It's pretty fucking stupid thing to say if you can't prove it in court.

We need to send a lander to every round body above 2000km diameter in the Solar System.

Why?

Because I demand to know what a man would see if he were standing on these worlds.

>>16765128
It's not that different from your imagination as it turns out (see Earthrise and the images from the Mars landers).

>this is NSF's control room
wtf, and its only ran by one guy?

>>16765136
the NSF people spread out and do different tasks

Only 45% favorable.

>>16765136
Most of that is just different camera feeds. Why are you in disbelief?

Are they not using the most advanced weather satellite system to predict this shit (DMSP, GOES-T)?

>>16765139
god fucking damn it
my sleep schedule is completely fucked

>>16765134
mars looks massively different from what we thought it would before mariner.

>>16765134
>>16765143

scrub status?

>>16765141
I doubt they are doing anything more than using GFS or ECMWF products. Colossus is for generating gooner pics not accurate microclimate simulations.

>>16765147
I will stay awake this time, so it won't scrub. Be grateful.

>>16765147
elbows GO

Flight 9 viewed from an Infrared satellite
https://x.com/DJSnM/status/1960099716966011125

Why don't they hire the guy who can talk to clouds?

>>16765153
can they afford his services?

>>16765152
>nanosat imagery
imagine what these can do: https://space.skyrocket.de/doc_sdat/t0tr_spx.htm

Initiating 100x time warp within 10 minutes. See you anons hopefully it goes well

>>16765146
in 1956 it was still thought that mars' atmosphere might be 10% of earth's at sea level and you wouldn't even need pressurized environments, just oxygen masks

>>16765084
There's a chance of rain in San Antonio tonight, so I guess they're finally not hogging the clouds.

DIM TODD IS LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtUMt0gsqrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtUMt0gsqrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtUMt0gsqrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtUMt0gsqrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtUMt0gsqrs

>>16765152
looks like anime

>>16765159
Current Space Force capability allows satellite launch detection of surface to air missiles weighing under 400 pounds. Could probably locate detect a launch of damn near anything if they wanted to

>>16765094
Which of these red areas corresponds to thunderf00t?

>>16765175
I think the sensors are sensitive enough to pick up even artillery fire and jet engines from military aircraft

puzzle time or should I wait until sticky?

>>16765181
Seems likely. Large volume rocket fire without a doubt.

When Iran shot down their own airliner in 2020, sensors were able to pick up the 9M330 missile that got it. Which is quite impressive seeing as it's a small SAM.

Same deal with the Titan submersible, sensors picked up the implosion the instant it happened.

>>16765183
shut the fuck up

>>16765183
No harm in puzzling up now

>>16765188
I want to see Kate + Tyler instead.

>>16765188
Jessie ain't got no last name
They did her dirty

>>16765189
manof culture. the brownoids should stand under superheavy during the launch.

Which paring would make for the best yuri?

>>16765188
jessie's lesbian ass using her position to sexually abuse the female employees

>>16765188
Never heard the name Lionquist before

>>16764749
>moar engines and longer tank
How is this even possible? What about a minimum of upfront design? The need for more dV should have been detected before buiding any stuff.

>>16765197
Likely an anglofication of a Swedish surname such as Lejonquist.

>>16764749
>Starship V3 is a massive upgrade from the current V2
Like V2 was to V1?

>>16765075
...he works for SpaceX

>>16765188
>enginefring

>>16765206
No he doesn't.

>>16765095
The Steve Miller Band? Why?

>>16765205
V3 blows up before even being assembled.

>>16765200
It's not that easy in deciding what you want to do with your life-etry

>>16765175
lmao, current Space Force capability via Starshield has destroyed the entire stealth aircraft game for anyone that's not the USA.
Nobody can put something in the sky in any meaningful capacity without Uncle Sam knowing, now.

>>16765214
>for anyone that's not the USA
+ Israel

Thunderf00t is LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6z1MdCEeOU

my dick is hard

55% favorable

>>16765215
Until the glowie Mormons succeed in orchestrating the biblical apocalypse in the middle east

why are dont they have much confidence in spacex? just yesterday it was over 80%.

>>16765217
HOLY SHIT. COMMON SNEED IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>16765225
It's interesting how it matches exactly the weather forecast

>>16765217
>CCS
Common Cock Slurper?

GAAN?

we live

>>16765227
>>16765230
He's cooking starship tiles!!

>>16765217
BASED BASED BASED

>>16765181
That would probably been the SBIRS low LEO capability. I don't think the math for detecting that from GEO with a sensor that monitors the whole shit checks out.

Launch thread?

inb4 it explodes

stickied again...

Who typed that on NSF?

She cute when she doesn't turn her head and show you how flat her face is.

We are so back

thunderf00t needs this chad on the stream

pre-coping already

Please don't let Elon do his speech again

A quick 540 piece one since there's a lot of dead space in this one
https://jiggie.fun/ZX06RP

>>16764687
Please God, let this launch be the thing that draws alien attention, and let extraterrestrials from a hyper-advanced civilization come to Earth, kidnap all the politicians, and turn them into diminutive rat creatures, robbed of human sapience and caged where they can squabble and fight over the petty acquisition of resources such as food and colorful buttons for our amusement.

>>16765246
he's evolving into the angry astronaut?

real launch thread here >>16761304

Is Starship a sounding rocket?

>>16765246
pressurefedcockmongler

>>16765254
sneedth

weather is up to 55% now

CLOOOOOUUUUUUUUDDD GAAAAAAAAANG

>>16765255
Possibly

NOOOOO THEY'RE REPLAYING IT

Humiliaiton ritual.

Dubs and it explodes

It's gonna be another scrub isn't it

>>16765259
How is that good? That's awful

Dubs and it loses navigation, makes it through reentry and buckbreaks some africans

I thought you guys shopped the nuke mars shirt.

>>16765274
Radar shows zero clouds over the site, winds are <10mph. If something was going to break it would've probably broken yesterday as they went to T-10 before detanking. Maybe some fuckstick will be out in the gulf on a boat, but otherwise we're probably in the clear.

>>16765279
With Elon you don't need to shitpost, he does the job for you.

>>16765277
rip madagascar

>>16765279
lol

its over

>>16765275
at least every day there's a scrub, these faggots have to be stuck in the sun

I'm having the meatball MRE for this attempt

>>16765275
So this is what brain damage looks like. Not you of course, anon. You know what I mean.

All boards and clouds, give me a Go/No Go for launch.

>>16765287
Thats'a spicy meatball

>>16765291
AWS is go.

>>16765275
>noooo you can't go to space you have to stay here and take care of the heckin innocent brownerinooooss!!!

>>16765291
Best I can do is a "GO FUCK YOURSELF" to jannies and other boards.

>>16765291
/alg/ is go

>>16765291
/mlp/ is GO

WHERE IS CLEAR?

>>16765300
based

>>16765291
/akg/ is GO

>>16765291
/p/ reporting in hoping its a GO

>>16765300
my fave /mlp/ related image is the ponyfied-f9 crashed and broken on the landing barge.

>>16765299
Starship retrofit wen?

>>16765291
sequential digits and it's a go from /tv/

>in five minutes this booster is coming back one way or another, or not coming back.
I love elon

hm, yes, very technical

>>16765291
/sp/ is GO

>>16765308
My dad took me there when I was a kid and I got scared and cried because he kept telling me that they were about to launch when we were standing next to them

flight 5 with the landing was quite the thread https://warosu.org/sci/thread/16424676

>>16765291
/fit/, GO!

>>16765291
/g/ checking in

>>16765319
seeing how big they are in person was pretty amazing

what's the live stream link? the spacex website is broken for me

>>16765278
You know that's more important. We can't even think about going to Mars until Grok solves all the problems on Earth.

Clear Live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viYCSbidzDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viYCSbidzDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viYCSbidzDg

>>16765324
Did you do the full tour and see the complete Saturn V?

>>16765328
Good sign

>>16765328
MY WIFE

i'd check in with kpop but i dont want to get banned

>>16765325
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1lPKqvNwLREGb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpmTivdrQiQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adGqPV9YKd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2_BpNnr7dU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtUMt0gsqrs

>>16765328
good omen this

>>16765328
Holy s*** who is this goddess??

>>16765323
BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH!

is this elon talking live or is it from a previous stream?

>>16765339
from yesterday

>>16765339
>previously recorded

>>16765328
Built for BFR

newCHAD here. can someone teach me the /sci/ board culture?

>>16765329
yeah had my jaw on the ground along with the shuttle presentation.

>>16765291
/vg/ is GO

>>16765344
Lurk moar, pretty easy

>>16765344
I'll teach you in two more weeks.

>>16765344
we win the goat here
fuck cars

>>16765344
Jerk off 5 times a day while thinking of Elon

>>16765344
sure, why don't you get started by voicing your opinion on donald trump as offensively as possible?

>>16765344
WE GAAAN

>>16765344
>/sci/ board culture

starship is musk's spruce goose and when it fails all his other companies will get cucked to death by drumpf

>>16765354
this is /v/ culture

>>16765344
1992 KWAB

Why is Elon randomly pausing to shill crypto on stream?

>F9's launch rate is bottlenecked by Starlink sats
LOL

sci culture is a mix of x and pol

Starlink stimulator....

>>16765345
Very based. I hope all /sfg/ anons get to visit ksc at least once in their lives.

>>16765358
Just scan the QR code bro, starship will fail if you don't

>>16765359
Crazy ass rocket.

/vt/ is go

LEND HER YOUR ENERGY! \O/

>door won't shut after it actually works this time
>ship burns up immediately, no reentry data
Are you ready?

>>16765337
that's not clear-chan
there's only one best girl in here

>>16765360
Do those boards even believe airplanes are real at this point?

>>16765344
>>16765352

Final predictions, ya bastards. Is Ship gonna deliver this time or not? And will the door NOT get stuck?

ganbatte starship chan

GREEN

>>16765358
I doubled my bitcoins amazing, the dude is a saint BTC to 200k by December

GREEN

WE ARE GREEEEEEN

OHHH BANANA

WEATHER IS GO

Pizza is done better be a good launch

pls don't blueball me elon, my plums can't take it anymore

The earth is flat and any real rocket would crash into the firmament.

>>16765373
A few slams get it shit again and another happy landing

>>16765371
airplanes are fake. rockets are real.

>>16765373
It better deliver. Anything else would be a disappointment to Lady Clear

THREE GREENS

GO GO GO!

GREEN

Do I have enough time to goon to Clear?

test

>>16765354
this is /sci/ culture

SUPER GREEN

>>16765371
>airplanes
You mean talmudmobiles

>>16765291
This is Nimbus bravo..
NO GO
REPEAT
NO GO

>>16765381
It was all downhill after Flight 6

>>16765383
grim

>>16765344
remove the atmosphere.jpg
farm bug legs.jpg

it is a bit sad they don't mention HLS at all.

wtf the rocket just waved at me

>>16765383
Needs bacon and mushrooms

The Tesla cross-promotions are always funny

>>16765383
>The Italian space agency....

Who names a girl Tyler?

>>16765406
YOUR GOING TO DIE

Trips and starship explodes on the launchpad

>>16765291
/trash/ IS GO!

>>16765405
the robots are so uninspiring
and everyone knows they won't do all that

banana

Can I get a link to the crypto shill stream?

*raises banana*

>>16765415
https://www.spacex.com/launches/starship-flight-10

*Raised banana of D00m*

>>16765415
Just search for spacex and live. Guaranteed to be a few.

>>16765398
its been downhill since they changed flapchan

>>16765413
it baits retards into buying tesla stock though and that's what's important

yo im here to fag it up, is this big rocket kosher?

>>16765410
what about my going to die?

>>16765383
enjoy your dog food

it WILL launch today

WEATHER REPORT?
>WEATHER REPORT?
WEATHER REPORT?
>WEATHER REPORT?
WEATHER REPORT?
>WEATHER REPORT?
WEATHER REPORT?
>WEATHER REPORT?
WEATHER REPORT?
>WEATHER REPORT?

/a/ is GO

>>16765426
Only if you're a lazy fuck

>>16765428
it WILL NOT explode

CLOUDS mentioned!!

>>16765423
sharif don't like it

RECYCLE THE COUNT

>>16765433
if it doesn't explode i'll post a webm on /gif/ of me eating my own shit

>>16765433
DOOBS WILLS IT!
>DOOBS WILLS IT!
DOOBS WILLS IT!
>DOOBS WILLS IT!
DOOBS WILLS IT!
>DOOBS WILLS IT!
DOOBS WILLS IT!
>DOOBS WILLS IT!
DOOBS WILLS IT!
>DOOBS WILLS IT!
DOOBS WILLS IT!
>DOOBS WILLS IT!
DOOBS WILLS IT!
>DOOBS WILLS IT!
DOOBS WILLS IT!
>DOOBS WILLS IT!

STOP THE COUNT

WE VEENT

>>16765439
AIIIIIIIIE

thunderf00t is LIVE ... THE ONLY stream I will watch this rocket failure on

dont like how there is someone else with him though

We are so back

WE GAAN

lewd rocket upskirt

>>16765429
Storms inbound from the northwest, we need to go NOW

GOOD LUCK EVERYONE

HERE WE GO

NO HOLD
LETS GO

WERE GETTING CLOSE WHERES THE ULA SNIPER AT

lewd

IT'S HAPPENING

GO GO GO

>explodes on the pad
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK CANT BELIEVE YOU GOT YOUR HOPES UP FOR THIS

IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

past -40.... here we go

GO GO GO

>>16765454
what's her name?

GAAN

BEAM ME UP

GO BABY GO

>>16765457
LETSGO. no fuckup!

LUNCH OFF

HOLD

GO FOR LAUNCH

DÉCOLLAGE

She's goin bros

UP SHE GOES

LUNCH

GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO

THE CANDLE IS AWAY! 33/33!

>>16765464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO1dVPu7860

FLY you FAT FUCK

I'M COOMING

WE GAAN
>WE GAAN
WE GAAN
>WE GAAN
WE GAAN
>WE GAAN
WE GAAN
>WE GAAN

EAT SHIT, CLOUDS

LAUNCH

HOLY BLESSED

NORMINAL

This thread goes so fast nobody will know about my micropenis

t+1 MAX Q

MAX QUEUE OBLITERATED

It SCRUBBED.

MAX QUTE

SCUSE ME WHILE I DICK THE SKY!

THUNDERFOOT ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>16765491
starship is a big enough penis for all of us

I JUST SAW IT RAPE A CLOUD

thank you starlink for the incredible HD views. Imagine if we only had shitty ULA renders and 480i cameras.

>engine out
it's so fucking over

>>16765300
Drink bleach

FUCK RAPTOR 2

RANDOM ASS ENGINE

engine died

>>16765496
Blessed

uh oh

o shit one out

ONE ENGINE OUT

>>16765499
>one engine out
Lightning Leg vindicated

>>16765503
F
A
I
L
U
R
E

it's already over

>>16765505
>>16765511
Normally it has more than one out at this point iirc

tiles coming off

OH NO NO NO NO NO

aaaahhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ENGINE OUT

it's joever

>engine out

OH NO NO NO...

>>16765520
proofs?

ITS OVER

that delay on stage sep almost killed me

door stuck again, another failure

where we're going we don't need engines

best lighting so far

The power of 96%

Engine still out, ruh roh

HOLY KINO

Not to worry, we're still flying half a starship

>>16765519
>failure is okay
if it was a ship engine we'd be going for another spin

>>16765526
it was on the wing.

We gonna spin and explode again?
Where are you think it's gonna send bits over?

PRAY FOR THE DOOR GODS

>no catch
Hack fraud

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT VENTING NEAR THE RVAC!!!

>>16765534
this happens every other time newfag

FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay

>>16765544
sus

>>16765540
I hope they'll send some debris to finland, I need a piece.

Somewhere down in that water are a few boats of seething mexicans with red smoke and loudspeakers getting sunburned

>>16765543
Its being caught by the sea

so far no speeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

>>16765543
Engine out testing and landing would be kinda risky

>>16765544
>>16765546
>again

FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay
FIRE IN THE ENGINE BAY
>fire in the engine bay

I forgor, what exactly are they doing with this launch? Attempting an orbit or what

speen. it's over

SHIP ROLLING

Starship spinning
> Owari da...

It's starting to spin

>>16765549
Why would there be Mexicans in the Gulf of AMERICA?

Does the attitude look correct?

>no attitude control again
LMAO

>>16765555
quads of nothing

ITS SPINNING FUUUUUUUCK

SPEEN

FIRE ON THE BOOSTER

it's over

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!!!!!!!!

>booster can use a middle ring booster to balance if needed
Wow that's kinda cool

that was smooth as fuck

ROLLIN'
ROLLIN'
ROLLIN' ON THE RIVER

BIEM!

BOOOM

clean landing for booster though

>>16765504
go back to /pol/ faggot

NVM THE ROLL WAS PLANNED

wowza

It's fucking over, starship engines are burning. see you in 6 months.

spinning stopped

>>16765568
newfag

we good

NO MORE SPEEN, WE'RE BACK

TOUCHDOWN

GOD FUCKING BLESS BOYS

Booster does its job as usual, even with an engine out. All eyes on ship.

news in 5 minutes: elon musk's starship rocket explodes shortly after launch

thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuqDb4ap--I

THE TILES ON THAT BOTTOM FLAP CAME OFF
LOOK AT THEM STICKING OUT

it's so HD
I can taste the resolution

seems to be spinning slowly? i don't feel so good

>>16765300
Based. See you at KSC anon.

why no tower?

interdasting. so they use an outer ring to substitute a middle engine when it fails?

SPEENBROS WHAT'S GOING ON? IT STOPPED

really sexy voice

Ship is leaking, shipe engines are on fire. It's OVER.

SPINNING

DON'T BLOW UP DON'T BLOW UP PLEASE DON'T BLOW UP

BOYS ARE WE BACK ON TRACK?

>>16765596
They're still testing various entry profiles

>>16765597
they were specifically testing that now with the booster

>>16765574
>>16765486
propa Dutch space agency memes

lol COPE CAGES for the engines

>>16765597
I recall that only some can relight? well that's the case with F9 first stage.

>HOTSPOT
HOTSPOT
>HOTSPOT
HOTSPOT
>HOTSPOT
HOTSPOT
>HOTSPOT
HOTSPOT
>HOTSPOT
HOTSPOT
>HOTSPOT
HOTSPOT

where are you guys seeing this fire?

>engine bell glowing
making me nervous

doorfags about to be BTFO

>>16765589
Fuck mainstream media, frankly.
>Ship
So far so good, engine bay looks OK. Now let's see if altitude control can hold.

>>16765596
the cope is they did a redesign on future launches so don't want to recover the current design

NOMINAL ORBITAL

Holy shit, are we really doing it?

HOT SPOT ON E6

>orbit
Thank fuck

DOOR STUCK
DOOR STUCK
DOOR STUCK

>>16765609
It's just exhaust from the center engines

>>16765589
ANOTHER DISASTEROUR LAUNCH FOR MUSK
ALL ROCKET BUSINESS SHOULD BE LEST TO NASA LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS

FLAP-CHAN MOVING

Based beyond belief

Ship cant even stay straight because its burningso much. its over.
Spin for 30 mins incoming

nominal orbital insertion, attitude control seems to be okay

now for the payload door

>no more tumbling
FUCK YES

WAIT IT'S IN ORBIT????? I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUB-ORBITAL

I don't like this venting. I'm worried.

what is that bright light?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT MADEE IITTTTT

>>16765526
>>16765520
>>16765539
TILES

yummy looking oreos

>>16765609
yeah looks bad potentially

WERE DOING IT

>that sunset
CINEMA

WING ART CONFIRMED

SECO southeast asian cutie onboard

>>16765632
mars

If the door works we're getting perfect landing
SCREENSHOT THIS

>>16765607
Water in space?
Absolutely not

these golden clouds looking heaven-ish

>>16765632
Our local ball of life and death.

BREAKING NEWS

ELON MUSK CONFIRMED INSIDE STARSHIP

space RATS everywhere

Is it planned to not fly it pointing into the speed vector?

its spinning uncontrollably. all on orbit tests will be failed. gg

What's with the forest fire its flying over? Is that real time?

They are giving us 3d attitude now

https://strawpoll.com/3RnYX6d5Bye

DOOR, place your bets!!

>>16765632
my flashlight sorry

>>16765632
The studio light. You aren't supposed to see that.

>>16765630
Are you new? It has orbital velocity but it wont make one, they slow it down aiming where they want it to land

Ship so sus fr fr

d-did it just shake?

woooah big piece flew off

oh boy, the venting

SPACE LOOKS COOL ANON

>>16765648
HES DOING IT HIMSELF

the fuck is that?!

what the fuck was that

Hopechads we're eating good

Fuck why is it orriented so weird is that normal?

>>16765596
tower catch was already proven, booster will be an old model so they don't need it back, so they used it to test a radical re-entry profile

FEELING OPTIMISTIC

NIGGA WHAT WAS THAT EXPLOSION ON THE BACK OF THE SHIP

IT'S SPINNING

LOL

she's a gassy girl

>>16765673
planned

it's so kino when parts of your ship are constantly falling off

>>16765668
eat my ass with a side of blackpills

those tiles flying off remind me of the Starfox boss dude who shoots squares at you

Is that detiling optimal?

>>16765674
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!

>>16765675
the mexicans feed her nothing but bean burritos

>spinning
>AGAIN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>orbit insertion
>we are in orbit now
No you aren't

>>16765645
MANDATE OF HEAVEN

Anons I'm not feeling so good

>controlled reentry
LOL

>>16765673
this is planned weight reduction to ease reentry heating

Nominal spin, nominal venting, nominal hotspot, nominal vibrations, nominal explosion, nominal disintegration

>>16765672
that was agent 007

Next stop: Madagascar.

>>16765685
It's like, what, 50 m/s shy?

>>16765693
newfag

>>16765678
LOL

they still haven't fixed the purple camera tint? fuck

>>16765681
>>16765678
mass savings
delightfully counterintuitive

Incredible gassy

Good that they have an rotation gimbal so we can see the moment it shits itself.

>>16765696
>100 lb payload

I love the jank of starship, it's a total industrial machine

>>16765701
It's always fucking gassy

Yes! Starship has entered the warp again!

$100 Says they wont deploy the starlinks.

>>16765702
don't worry, they'll turn that off the moment it turns to shit

what's that wispy ghost over the sat sims
sniffffff

wtf is with the gas

Uh oh

very nice view

IT'S A GHOST!

ITS GONNA BLOW

Holy shit a ghost

if starship gets stuck in these space clouds any more we're gonna have to rename it the uss voyager

off gassy

Gas leak confirmed

come on door

>>16765703
better than
>a fucking banana

This is so obviously ai

STARSHIP IS HAUNTED ABORT ABORT ABORT

APOLOGIZE!!!

>>16765710
feembrap vapor

why is She so gassy?

Leave it to a ghost to tag along for the launch.
(Door opening coming soon, let's see if it isn't shy)

Nerve gas confirmed

Big payload volumes lead to big gasses

THE PHANTOM, EXTERIOR LIKE FISH EGGS

NIGGA WHY IS THERE SMOKE IN THE CARGO BAY. WHO SMOKING IN THERE

the spinning was intentional to orient it for payload deploy, trust The Plan TM

nerve gas

someone make a gassy brap space x ship girl drawing

the tape meant to propel the simulators is outgassing early. it's so over.

A demon ghost is inside the cargo bay

Isn't the default plan to spin to yeet the starlinks away? The question is if they can arrest the spin before entry.

OPEN YOU FUCK

what the hell

BRRRAAAAAPPP

>>16765695
More like 400 m/s. It cut at 7361 m/s.

>>16765734
ELON

Door status?

DO NOT OPEN

>>16765703
the. main. payload. is. DATA.

>>16765727
you win static toe

DOOR STUCK

>DOOR OPENED
>DOOR OPENED
>DOOR OPENED

>>16765727
>tendert0e

ITS WORKING

OPEN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

INTERIOR LIKE SUICIDE WRIST-RAGS

ITS WORKIIIINNGGGG

>>16765739

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOLY FUCK IT OPENED

OPEN THE DOORS
GET ON THE FLOORS

DOOR STUCK

WE OPEN

ITS OPENING (this view is shit)

it fucking did it

IT WORKED
SPACEX CAN MAKE DOORS

>>16765742
holy shit i see it

IT OPENED IT DID IT

DOOR OPEN DOOR OPEN

OH MY GOD THEY DID IT

IT WORKED
THE DEMON WAS VENTED

AHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT DOOR DOOMERS

DOOR NOT STUCK

DOOR OPEN
DOOR OPEN
DOOR OPEN

WE'RE BACK