>>532070183
Just wanna god draw the nuts on this stupid nyagger, have an empty board and let them let their guard down on turn 10 as I drop Kuon into dclimb with only two cards in hand at 4hp and draw into the other dclimb and two sagelights drawing into Satan and the other climb into Astaroth's and murdering the stinky nyagger for free.

>>531360917
Just wanna downplay my shitbroken deck while playing against this stupid nyagger, using my overstatted cards with broken fanfare and evo effects. Imagine getting lethal turn 5 and complaining about being bricked while the poor nyagger gets dead draw after dead draw.

>>531066563
What a revolting little creature. Imagine tying her up and leaving her in the path of a host of galloping horses who promptly trample her to death.

>>529720278
imagine grinding out the nyagger's resources and slowly whittling her down before bursting her with Orchis Superevo and 3/3 puppey from hand for lethal, watching her portrait burst into little pieces as she lets out a pathetic cry before uninstalling

>>529241461
Imagine chopping off her legs with a chainsaw, making sausages of the meat, and then feeding them to her after starving her for two weeks. Then you tell her what the sausages are made from, and she starts crying again. She says she won't eat anymore, so you leave her in her cell with the bowl of sausages in front of her. Soon, the hunger gets the best of her and she reluctantly resumes her meal, at which point you appear and taunt her, asking if she likes the taste, whether there's enough salt, how the next batch of sausages should be cooked, and so on. She can only whimper like the pathetic filthy animal she is, but keeps chewing.

>>528244949
I want to clothe her in a nice layer of gasoline and then make a fire so she stays warm.