It seems the non-union Goblin contractors we hired have stalled our operations in the Manlet Pit, consider yourself lucky and head over to the Popcorn Mines immediately.

Excuse me, sir, but who let you out of the Singles Exclusionary Cage without a bathroom pass? I'm quite sure security wasn't notified...

>*rolls eyes upon seeing you*
>At the Kinoplex alone again, huh anon?
>Let me guess, she "couldn't make it" again, right?
>*sigh*
>I'll get started on your usual order: three corndogs, an extra large popcorn, king size soda, a bag of gummy worms, and a 12" pizza.
>Make sure to use napkins instead of your shirt this time, you don't want those kids out front laughing at you again.