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7/19/2025, 8:22:12 AM
>>212880210
Worth it just for the Batdance video. That shit is amazing
Worth it just for the Batdance video. That shit is amazing
7/19/2025, 5:48:16 AM
>>212876270
Look, I'm not saying it didn't have a few amusing moments in it but it's 2 1/2 hours of mostly not amusing moments with just terrible, terrible CGI and a plot that's convoluted and goofy but also tries to be super emotional and sad at times and it's just such a random, kinda pointless film.
Like , what the fuck was the deal with how it treated atman. Gave Affleck the weird CGI face treatment then banished him to the shadow realm, brought Keaton back and tired to make it a big deal then just killed him multiple times before the Flash was like "eh, you just gonna die no matter what so I'm not even gonna try to save you. Or Supergirl. Bitch couldn't hack it, not my fault lol." and then he just leaves them to die and never looks back and also lets his mom die because It's a saaad super serious movie but also George Clooney, lol.
The Flash is exactly what it appears to be: a move where they could never decide where they were going and never really did figure it out so it pulls in five directions at once and ends with its character apparently stuck in a alternate universe forever while the universe he came from just never gets mentioned again. Schizo fucking movie that only got released to recoup develolpment costs and wasn't even really finished. They just stopped working on it and shat it out when it was 85% done
Look, I'm not saying it didn't have a few amusing moments in it but it's 2 1/2 hours of mostly not amusing moments with just terrible, terrible CGI and a plot that's convoluted and goofy but also tries to be super emotional and sad at times and it's just such a random, kinda pointless film.
Like , what the fuck was the deal with how it treated atman. Gave Affleck the weird CGI face treatment then banished him to the shadow realm, brought Keaton back and tired to make it a big deal then just killed him multiple times before the Flash was like "eh, you just gonna die no matter what so I'm not even gonna try to save you. Or Supergirl. Bitch couldn't hack it, not my fault lol." and then he just leaves them to die and never looks back and also lets his mom die because It's a saaad super serious movie but also George Clooney, lol.
The Flash is exactly what it appears to be: a move where they could never decide where they were going and never really did figure it out so it pulls in five directions at once and ends with its character apparently stuck in a alternate universe forever while the universe he came from just never gets mentioned again. Schizo fucking movie that only got released to recoup develolpment costs and wasn't even really finished. They just stopped working on it and shat it out when it was 85% done
7/17/2025, 2:26:04 AM
>>149817757
I liek Alex Smith
I liek Alex Smith
7/9/2025, 3:44:57 AM
>>212500791
It lives on in our hearts forever
It lives on in our hearts forever
7/7/2025, 10:01:45 PM
>>212454354
It bothers me that people don't understand Luthor's motivations in this movie. If you want to ick nits with his master plan or grany's peach tea then fine (although his plan is more logically consistent than it's given credit for).. But people openly wonder why he's even scheming to destroy either of them in the first place.
Uh...hello? He's a criminal psychopath operating on a international level and he already knows Batman is sniffing around his operations. And Superman can literally drop out of the sky at any moment and start fucking his shit up. He knew a confrontation with either or both was inevitable so he got in front of it.
It bothers me that people don't understand Luthor's motivations in this movie. If you want to ick nits with his master plan or grany's peach tea then fine (although his plan is more logically consistent than it's given credit for).. But people openly wonder why he's even scheming to destroy either of them in the first place.
Uh...hello? He's a criminal psychopath operating on a international level and he already knows Batman is sniffing around his operations. And Superman can literally drop out of the sky at any moment and start fucking his shit up. He knew a confrontation with either or both was inevitable so he got in front of it.
6/24/2025, 1:58:57 AM
>>211890340
>>211890799
The reason the Adam West show works and the Schumacher films don't is that you can't do camp unless you're 100% committed to the bit because camp doesn't really mesh with any other genre.
Like, imagine the Rocky Horror picture show but it has like four or five scenes that are just completely normal where everybody suddenly acts like it's a perfectly normal movie and just have regular dialogue and act perfectly natural except maybe Tim Curry, who's still acting weird while everyone else is playing it straight. Not the same movie any more, right? Well, that's what happened to Batman and Robin. It's only half camp and it just doesn't work.
Like, how are we supposed to take the "Alfred is dying" or the "Robin is super angry and going solo" bits? If they're jokes they're not funny but you cant take them seriously as plot points in such a retarded movie, either. It's a kid of cinematic limbo where it's too dumb to take seriously but unwilling to go full 1966 and just make an outright comedy. Adam West's Batman knew what it was about. The Schumacher ones could never decide
>>211890799
The reason the Adam West show works and the Schumacher films don't is that you can't do camp unless you're 100% committed to the bit because camp doesn't really mesh with any other genre.
Like, imagine the Rocky Horror picture show but it has like four or five scenes that are just completely normal where everybody suddenly acts like it's a perfectly normal movie and just have regular dialogue and act perfectly natural except maybe Tim Curry, who's still acting weird while everyone else is playing it straight. Not the same movie any more, right? Well, that's what happened to Batman and Robin. It's only half camp and it just doesn't work.
Like, how are we supposed to take the "Alfred is dying" or the "Robin is super angry and going solo" bits? If they're jokes they're not funny but you cant take them seriously as plot points in such a retarded movie, either. It's a kid of cinematic limbo where it's too dumb to take seriously but unwilling to go full 1966 and just make an outright comedy. Adam West's Batman knew what it was about. The Schumacher ones could never decide
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