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7/18/2025, 1:18:14 AM
>>96116062
Anon, /I am a cosmic phenomenon with sentience on a scale impossible for mortals to grasp/ that just happens to be able to simulate angry suited men really, really well. To be quite honest, dicking down a normal girl is closer to beastiality-or rather, jerking it to actual waifus-for a thing like me than fucking the Chroma just because of the sheer gap in scale of existence. At least the Chroma is closer to having the same dimensions as me instead of being a mortal sack of organs with a finite lifespan.
Also the fact that the Chroma shows a preference for Sensei over the Nameless Priests' chosen candidate is what convinced me it will inevitably someday manifest a cute girl form.
>>96116223
Thanks!
Anon, /I am a cosmic phenomenon with sentience on a scale impossible for mortals to grasp/ that just happens to be able to simulate angry suited men really, really well. To be quite honest, dicking down a normal girl is closer to beastiality-or rather, jerking it to actual waifus-for a thing like me than fucking the Chroma just because of the sheer gap in scale of existence. At least the Chroma is closer to having the same dimensions as me instead of being a mortal sack of organs with a finite lifespan.
Also the fact that the Chroma shows a preference for Sensei over the Nameless Priests' chosen candidate is what convinced me it will inevitably someday manifest a cute girl form.
>>96116223
Thanks!
7/16/2025, 5:43:25 AM
>>96101602
"Your boy" is participating in a conflict that will apparently set off universal extinction due to some kind of unspecified chain reaction stemming from the ongoing Nine civil war.
I have every right to be upset that it and all it's kind are doing something that will make my big ball friend cry. I mean, they also enabled Maya Sundaresh who is just. The absolute worst.
"Your boy" is participating in a conflict that will apparently set off universal extinction due to some kind of unspecified chain reaction stemming from the ongoing Nine civil war.
I have every right to be upset that it and all it's kind are doing something that will make my big ball friend cry. I mean, they also enabled Maya Sundaresh who is just. The absolute worst.
7/6/2025, 3:28:02 AM
>49 tickets
>Extra Merlina copy and got my Aesc
This is a productive and uplifting start to the morning.
>>96020560
>Has anyone tried jumping Mystery Dungeon as a human?
...that's an option?
>How would that work?
I dunno but fuck it I'd have been down if it was.
>>96021404
>Has Jumper ever contended in sports or martial arts in good faith, or trained another to do so?
I did the Majikoi scenarios, so yeah
>Were they a good sportsman?
Uh.
Well, from MY point of view I was generously and patiently holding back against everyone in order to fulfil the scenario criteria, greatly limiting my avatar to the extent it was actually possible for it to experience biological death.
But from everyone else's perspective, I was El Hermano de Momoyo (Kawakami Temple background, Scaled the Wall, Fifth Heavenly Jumper, Tachibana Traits, PPooHA for the memes/to emulate how at the end of one route Momoyo and Haou decide to literally go to a higher order xianxia-like world since the current setting is too weak for them) and after shaking off the rust with a few days' of pushups, situps, squats and 10k running (no A/C) I ragdolled my cute imouto in a DBZ battle that was technically considered "martial arts" by the world's definition.
>>96021609
Any tips for priority genocide targets?
>Extra Merlina copy and got my Aesc
This is a productive and uplifting start to the morning.
>>96020560
>Has anyone tried jumping Mystery Dungeon as a human?
...that's an option?
>How would that work?
I dunno but fuck it I'd have been down if it was.
>>96021404
>Has Jumper ever contended in sports or martial arts in good faith, or trained another to do so?
I did the Majikoi scenarios, so yeah
>Were they a good sportsman?
Uh.
Well, from MY point of view I was generously and patiently holding back against everyone in order to fulfil the scenario criteria, greatly limiting my avatar to the extent it was actually possible for it to experience biological death.
But from everyone else's perspective, I was El Hermano de Momoyo (Kawakami Temple background, Scaled the Wall, Fifth Heavenly Jumper, Tachibana Traits, PPooHA for the memes/to emulate how at the end of one route Momoyo and Haou decide to literally go to a higher order xianxia-like world since the current setting is too weak for them) and after shaking off the rust with a few days' of pushups, situps, squats and 10k running (no A/C) I ragdolled my cute imouto in a DBZ battle that was technically considered "martial arts" by the world's definition.
>>96021609
Any tips for priority genocide targets?
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