>>212949736
Violent humor with broken glass and anger and energy drinks and steroids... that's superior to Cinco diarrhea phone?

LOL, I don't think so, chud.

>>21438843
How clean do you need your anus to be? You need it fully washed? Most of it retracts back into your butt and whatever actual dump traces are left is wiped off with two or three bundles of TP. Then your asscheeks close back together when you stand up and pull up the undies. Your asshole will not make another exposed appearance until your next dump or when you take your next bath or shower. What do you need for it to be wet washed for? It's not being presented anywhere. If the paper is dry and clean after the final wipe that should really be enough. I get that some people are "anal" about it, but I don't get that level of concern. I take a bath every day and wipe really well. I don't feel dirty because I didn't hose down my hole. But then maybe I don't have the same kind of dumps you guys do. Maybe yours is really tarry or gunky and requires an entire pressure washing.

Hey, page ten. No matter how many times it gets bumped.
How do they DO that???