Putting microtransactions behind overpriced toys is the worst thing Nintendo has ever done

>>715643005
>comparing sex between consenting adults with pedophilia
You are only reinforcing how gay you are.

And this is honestly sad. No one should hate themselves. Anon I hope you now that your sexual orientation is valid.

>>715643202
>>715643235
More closeted faggots. Look at what science says:
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8772014/

>Participants consisted of a group of homophobic men (n = 35) and a group of nonhomophobic men (n = 29);
>The men were exposed to sexually explicit erotic stimuli consisting of heterosexual, male homosexual, and lesbian videotapes, and changes in penile circumference were monitored
>Both groups exhibited increases in penile circumference to the heterosexual and female homosexual videos. Only the homophobic men showed an increase in penile erection to male homosexual stimuli

>be a kid born in the EU
>dad dies
>mom calls you saying you need to have a difficult conversation
>"Anon, your dad was a game developer..."
>eyes glowing, best news ever
>"He released 7 games..."
>mom starts crying so hard she can't even speak
>eventually recomposes herself
"He released 7 games... in the EU. You know what that means...?"
>"Thanks to Stop Killing Games, our family has to maintain these games in a 'playable state' forever, or else we get arrested."
>"There are vulnerabilities and exploits coming out every month. We need to keep patching the games and ensuring they are playable."
>"I am sorry anon but this is your life now. You will be a slave of the games your dad created."
What do?