We did it, Reddit! Another INCEL thread!!!

EDIT 6 (OMG): HOLY @#$& OMFG WTF OMGGGGGGGGGGGG 20 UPVOTES!!!!! THIS IS MY DREAM!! THANK YOU ALLLLLL OF YOU, ESPECIALLY u/Dogemaster666 u/randomstupidnanasnme u/still_girth WHO GOT ME TO THIS POINT AND ANNOUNCED THEY DID. YOU GUYS HAVE MY RESPECT 100 PERCENT. THANK YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH GUYS OMG IM CRYING SO HARD AND MY PARENTS ARE ASKING WHY. ITS SO EMBARRASSING BUT SO WORTH IT. THANKS EVERYONE. SO. DAMN. MUCH.

Edit 7: Changed color of heart emojis in the above (AMAZING) update.

Edit 8: OOOH, WAIT GUYS. WE HAVE A TWENTY THIRD!! u/shrimpandvegetables thank you SO SO much.

Edit 9: Alright, I’m going to go play some Smash Ultimate. I’ll continue with the updates a bit later. CAN WE GET 30 UPVOTES BY THE TIME IM DONE? Probably not. But it would literally be a dream come true. Sadly, I think I’m just dreaming right now. But we can hope, right?

Edit 10: ... ... ... oh my gosh guys. oh my gosh. GUYS. THIRTY, THREE ZERO UPVOTES. THATS LIKE, GOTTA BE A WORLD RECORD. u/SuperWill93. Thank. You. Soooooo. Much. After getting badly beaten in Smash Ultimate, I felt useless. After seeing such amazing people (especially u/SuperWill93) getting me to THIRTY. THIRTY upvotes, I feel like the most important person ever. I don’t even know what else to say. Just omg. Thank you.

New

INCEL

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We

did

it,

Reddit!

>>509855401
>I am going to retreat into my cave
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timestamp.

>>509827252

Who

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>>509700725
We did it, Reddit!

We did it, Reddit!

>Hey, Reddit, why aren't you getting laid?
Bump limit, here we come!

Reddit will go down in history as the website that was right whilst 4chan will go down in history as the website that was wrong.

Reddit will be glorified by the sands of time whilst you are burried in them.

Redditors will be hailed as heroes "for being on the right side of history" whilst you will be maligned as villains for being on the wrong side of it, as you always were.

Confederates lost to the Union.
Nazis lost to the allies.
4chan lost to the Reddit.

Seethe hard bitches.

>>509573177

Edit: My first gold is on a comment about this. I can't believe it, Reddit, you always surprise me. Thank you kind stranger for the gold, and thank you kind strangers for all the upvotes! I didn't think when I woke up today and found out my mom had super cancer that I'd actually be smiling today but you guys changed that. Thank you. When I had to put down my dog a few minutes ago I had tears in my eyes, I still do have tears, but now they're tears of joy! Thank you Reddit for all of these upvotes and the GOLD!! Wow I still cannot believe it. Hey, maybe we can push for platinum??? I've never had platinum before and would love to see what it does! My dad before he had his colonoscopy told me to "Try and live each day like its your last... And also get platinum on Reddit" and I don't want to let him down! I want to show my father that I'm strong and capable of overcoming impossible odds (those odds being getting platinum haha!). In conclusion I just want to thank each and every one of you guys for the hours of entertainment I get on this website, I love each and every one of you wonderful people, each and every one of you is unique and special and can do whatever you want!! I love all of you! Thank you so much for the gold and the upvotes!

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Edit: ANOTHER SILVER?? Okay guys, this is epic. But can I get a platinum? Also, my daddy is having a second colonoscopy, 1 upvote = 1 prayer.

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Edit: Guys, I feel a little sick my eyes burn

Edit: showerthoughts are just thoughts but never in the shower

Edit: To all the jerks out there who say I'm a pretentious little brat, go and find a hecking platinum and prove me wrong, I have more shinies, you mongoloid

Edit: Thank you guys so so so much for 1 upvote! It means the world to me. Omg I’m literally freaking out right now. I just got home from school and this absolutely blew up! I didn’t know you guys agreed with me so much. Thank you omg wow. I'll post the rest of the speech later

Edit 2: Huge thanks to u/ThomasThaWankEngine for an upvote. People like this literally change my life. Love you so much, no homo. You’re my hero. I’m freaking out OMGGGGGGG, someone else upvoted my post. You’re an amazing person. Never forget that. Thanks so much! I’m literally freaking out how do I control this?!?! Thank you. So. Much.

Edit 3: OMG!! FIVE UPVOTES?! Seriously guys, I can’t thank you enough. This has literally been the best day of my entire life. I’ll never forget this day. If we can get TEN upvotes, I will literally cry out loud. That would be so amazing. But I’m only dreaming. Actually, one of my dreams already came true. FIVE UPVOTES! God is real and he has granted me five whole upvotes. Thank you, amazing people, for helping me achieve my life long dream. I literally can’t thank you enough.

Edit 4: GUYS? WE HAVE A SEVENTH UPVOTER!!!! u/Nihon_Hanguk is the amazing person this time! They have changed my WHOLE life by pressing the upvote button and I’m sooooooo thankful for nice people like this. Keep doing what you’re doing! Maybe you can change other people’s lives too! I’m like, sooooooo happy right now guys! I CANT CONTROL MY HAPPINESS! Thank you so so so so so so so so so much. You’re amazing.

Edit 5: 15 UPVOTES?! FIFTEEN UPVOTES?! IM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW!!!! FIFTEEN UPVOTES! FIFTEEN UPVOTES?! Thank you guys so so so much. I love you all. I’m crying irl right now guys. Tears of joy, of course! joysoblaughing Special thanks to u/OverdosingOnMemes for being the THIRTEENTH UPVOTER! It means a lot to me. You’re just an absolutely amazing person. And to all other 14 upvoters, too, you’re so amazing as well. THANK YOU ALL!!!1!

>>507843067

Reddit is better than this website by miles

The upvote system lets you see the best content first and filters out the rest.

Plus Reddit lets you sort comments by popularity, that way I'm always guaranteed to see nothing but the best content, as chosen by the community.

Here's it's just "first come first serve" like some disgusting rural cafeteria. I want my web content catered and curated, thank you very much.

4chan is just an endless stream of shit by comparison.

You probably all come here because you're failed Redditors who couldn't get any upvotes with their r*cist trash content.

As we speak I have 3 different Reddit threads on the front page of their respective boards, bringing me many thousands of upvotes each hour.

Feels good to be a successful Redditor and not an outcast like you bunch of chuds.