>be me
>grade school teacher
>union president
>focus entirely on local and state issues
>live a completely fulfilled, balanced lifestyle
Getting caught up in the political theater hate machine and being milked like a cow for your reactions is so juvenile, yet almost every single person on the fucking planet falls for it.

I love you all so much. My wife has a rare late stage cancer known as mucosal melanoma that's impacted her brain, this kind of retarded joke thread that's well past 200+ replies is the exact kind of laugh I needed.
When 4chan inevitably dies I'll miss you motherfuckers like you wouldn't believe. These are the threads we strive for.

I think I'm a loser because my brain lacks perspicacity. Other people's brains recognize connections and dimensions in reality that I am oblivious to. From my point of view, what they do seems very strange. When we listen to a composition, for example, they will feel it and understand it more deeply and quickly.

Their intelligence makes life better for them at the most fundamental level of simply making sense of it and assessing events, feelings, perceptions, and so on.

I cannot let go of the feeling that I am in a disjointed, forlorn, delusional state of existence in which nothing I experience is "right" or "real", leaving me in a fractured, self-conscious state where it is as if I am watching life through a monitor. This is the only way to explain why I'm such a loser and why the behaviors I mimic do not reproduce the successes others have. An internal, imperceptible but still confounding variable. Something fundamental must be missing from me, like being unable to hear music in the right way or if there was a kind of mental colorblindness that left me unable to properly discern life. It has been this way for over 5 years. Whenever I try it feels forced and artificial, like a rigidly programmed computer following a set of instructions instead of an organic being who is growing and changing to understand something new

>>40080688
its ok
>>40080869
that looks like a comfy perfume bottle, but probably pretty expensive.

How do you find a Discord server worth belonging in?
>inb4 /soc/ or fuck off normalfag
There's a functionally infinite culture of /r9k/ related Discords, how do you get in?

>>40042298
>victory to Islam as an atheist
i challenge you to a duel

>wake up with the sunrise
>drink a V8+ Energy Juice & take my daily pills
>walk 3+ miles roundtrip to the local grocery store & purchase a protein shake for breakfast
>temperature is usually 100+ upon my return so take an hour to cool off/unwind, lounge with my cats in the living room
>Check emails/send texts/do union related tasks until 11 AM
>Make lunch
>Nap or bathe, usually mixing up what order I do which in
>2 PM, decide to tackle chores until 5 PM
>5 PM, head out into the city now that the sun isn't as high in the sky
>Take care of errands
>7 PM
>Consume edible and relax, usually write/read/chat with friends via the power of the Internet
>Typically sleep anywhere from 10PM-12AM
It's very comfy. I'm a teacher on summer vacation so it won't last, but I really needed this reset this year. My wife's been battling a very aggressive, very rare form of cancer so being able to be home with her & address her needs has been a blessing.
I was also elected union president so I've been sniping out tasks as they come up. The work doesn't really begin until about July of this coming year.
The chemo has made her hair begin to fall out so this Saturday we're both shaving our heads completely. I'll need to find a hat I don't hate.
Thanks for asking, OP, this was a nice way to reset myself after having food poisoning for the last 24 hours. I didn't actually follow this routine today as a result but I will return to it tomorrow.