>>532578339
imagine Kris using the SOUL to soak up all of his sweat after a long adventure in the dark world

>>528559752
>oh no kris PLEASE don't fill up this jar with your hot sticky loads i might drown!! i might soak up all your cummies and DIE!! please don't do it kris!!

>haha kris don't put submerge me in your bath i might drown
>oh no it turns out i'm actually like a sponge so i absorbed the water lol
>looks like you're gonna have to squeeze the water out of me haha
>haha oh no kris please don't experiment seeing what liquids i can absorb haha
>why are you putting me in this jar kris this is really crazy lol

>>528329630
I imagine the SOUL to be like a sponge that can absorb various fluids.

>>528059302
If Kris swats (You) with the hockey stick 15+ times, he will briefly pause and pull out a white handkerchief. He waives it as if making a peace offering.
The second you move within range, he attacks again

>>527956219
the fatter they are, the better the fuck

>Kris grabs you and forcefully stuffs you in a jar
>He opens the lid slightly and begins to masturbate, aiming towards you
What do you do in this situation?

Oh no, Kris caught (you)! What's he gonna do now?