so im straight but i have a crush on this guy at the gym. as i said im not gay so im not familiar with gay lingo but i guess hes like a twink, he doesnt have much hair. what should i do?

>crossing the street
>went to eat silicon pizza
>the pizza was nice and crusty like the crusty crab restaurant IRL but the opposite
>put garlic instead of salt and literally garlic tastes like salt
>had a diet good o soda and it was great
>mfw

Ode to Josh, Nuri, and Kombuchan
In a world of zest, you shine so bright,
Josh with laughter, a spirit of light.
Nuri brings warmth, a gentle embrace,
Together you weave a joyful space.

Kombuchan bubbles, a dance in a glass,
Fermented delight, a sip that will last.
Cheers to the trio, in friendship so true,
In every moment, may joy flow anew.

>>40197222

i wanna rub a trans girls frenulum <3

ma'am, d'veritas, me so angey thine juicy lesbian cock isn't in my mouth, hence, posthaste, thine foreskin must henceforce be deposited therein, cracka mia

i have a crush on my coworker and i wanna ask her out but idk if i should >:/ >:/ >:/ >_< :-|