>>33420033
She chose me first, I told her no (because I thought like you), then she chose someone else and I regret losing easy access to sex. I chose her and now I wonder if she regrets choosing the other guy.
She said she was tired of work and I have my own business and am rich. I wish I didn't do it to her but I didn't even know her, who is she even to choose me (a prize). But then I chose her and now she won't come back

BROS

>>509440031
WTF WHY

>don't worry we're going to introduce ARAM changes
>everyone gets 2 picks now so now even more cancer champs get thrown in pool
>people just pick the same stuff anyway
>tank snowball engage still wins
>2 shitty map skins that introduce even more annoying mechanics
>same shitty hex gates
>queue still ruled by Chinese and level 700+ accounts
>"dude its aram who cares"
>90% of the playerbase just spams this map mindlessly
>actual game is dying and not one cares

Nothing ever happens alert!
>Nothing ever happens alert!
Nothing ever happens alert!
>Nothing ever happens alert!

It's not a drill!

A RED DAY
A BLOODY DAY
TO DEATH AND THE WORLDS ENDING