OP probably envisioned this would be a triumphant success of a thread when he sat down to write it. He probably planned exactly what he would write about, every single word, maybe he even wrote some of it down on paper so he would say exactly what he had planned in his head. For 20 years he had been gathering experiences and collecting his thoughts for his triumphant day of his glorious thoughts to be spread onto /b/. Probably took a shower, brushed his teeth, and ate a good breakfast to be in right frame of mind for this moment. Then this happens:
> This thread is gonna be about family, love and laughter.

i don't eat fast food often. today, i went to mcdonald's and bought a quarter pounder deluxe, large french fries, and a large unsweetened iced tea. it cost over $15. that seems too expensive. when will prices go down?

>>936387806
it's well documented that he gave his billionaire ayn rand bullshit philosophical opinion of empathy while on joe rogan podcast and said it was a fundamental weakness of western civilization. then he complained when people had the gall to criticize him for wantonly and stupidly firing and frightening thousands of people for no good reason as an unelected fucking faggot. he's a living piece of shit that unfortunately inherited a lot of money.

>>211725075
Hes either lying or its his fault. If he asked out 10 asian girls at least three would say yes but he wouldn’t do that because hes a pussy. Also I thought he was like 20 years old tops.

>>935982938
but elin is such a genius because he inherited a lot of money and then relentlessly self promotes. how can a genius like this keep failing all of the time???