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7/17/2025, 3:35:08 PM
[Blue Archive redux]
>Previously: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/91900942/#91902244
I beamed at nothing, as I stared at my meticulously put-together lesson plan. It was a comprehensive syllabus that began with strong student engagement, proceeded smoothly into the cut and thrust of deeper academic concepts, and ended with a strong promotion of social intercourse about the coursework. As I strode boldly into my new class with a "Good morning, class!" on my lips, I expected that this day, THIS day, would be the one where everyone actually learned something.
Instead about half the class suddenly started cumming loudly and violently all over their desks, while the other half went BWEH BWEH BWEEEEEEH and started crying about my nonexistent disappointment in them, and I ended up having to awkwardly cheer up the smol girls who weren't actively firing lethal weapons at each other. The AI in my phone apparently considered this a "successful class" to my bewilderment.
"You know what' I said to Arona finally, "if we're really going to be stuck dealing with, with...this" I said vaguely as yet ANOTHER bank robbery happened right outside my window. Because despite turning Kivotos into a militarised killzone for eldritch entities, somehow cute girl crime remained a pillar of the economy, "for YEARS and YEARS on end, I'm going to deal with your eldritch horror problem once and for all"
"But sensei" protested Arona as I started manifesting the Block Chain Computations necessary to enforce a temporal retrograde spiral on the surrounding area, then added a few verses of Enuncia for good measure to alter the local Mystery differentials in advantageous ways, "the Chroma is a horrific entity that's the key to the Nameless Priestes' plan to wipe out all gods in existence! Don't you think you're being a bit...reckless?"
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>Previously: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/91900942/#91902244
I beamed at nothing, as I stared at my meticulously put-together lesson plan. It was a comprehensive syllabus that began with strong student engagement, proceeded smoothly into the cut and thrust of deeper academic concepts, and ended with a strong promotion of social intercourse about the coursework. As I strode boldly into my new class with a "Good morning, class!" on my lips, I expected that this day, THIS day, would be the one where everyone actually learned something.
Instead about half the class suddenly started cumming loudly and violently all over their desks, while the other half went BWEH BWEH BWEEEEEEH and started crying about my nonexistent disappointment in them, and I ended up having to awkwardly cheer up the smol girls who weren't actively firing lethal weapons at each other. The AI in my phone apparently considered this a "successful class" to my bewilderment.
"You know what' I said to Arona finally, "if we're really going to be stuck dealing with, with...this" I said vaguely as yet ANOTHER bank robbery happened right outside my window. Because despite turning Kivotos into a militarised killzone for eldritch entities, somehow cute girl crime remained a pillar of the economy, "for YEARS and YEARS on end, I'm going to deal with your eldritch horror problem once and for all"
"But sensei" protested Arona as I started manifesting the Block Chain Computations necessary to enforce a temporal retrograde spiral on the surrounding area, then added a few verses of Enuncia for good measure to alter the local Mystery differentials in advantageous ways, "the Chroma is a horrific entity that's the key to the Nameless Priestes' plan to wipe out all gods in existence! Don't you think you're being a bit...reckless?"
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7/15/2025, 3:55:02 AM
>>96092499
...bruh I let him slash through most of my fucking throat. Please learn to read. And to capitalise "I".
...bruh I let him slash through most of my fucking throat. Please learn to read. And to capitalise "I".
7/4/2025, 5:36:45 AM
>>96010340
Why yes, you might as well introduce Edo Tensei-based dinosaur techniques with how unrealistic the mutants-that-are-acknowledged-to-not-really-be-dinosaurs have gotten, with some dinosaurs practically TELEPORTING behind people pissing like goddamn genjutsu users. And you can prevent more idiot humans from bothering the dinosaurs when they inevitably start betraying each other to hide critical corporate secrets, showing Jurassic Park humans are physiologically incapable of pattern recognition and learning from 6 goddamn movies’ worth of HR nightmares while going out of their way to make contrived callbacks to the events of the previous movies. And you might as well prevent the mutant dinosaurs from ever being created because honestly, the idea of being too ugly to be part of a mutant dinosaur freakshow is kind of depressing when you think about it.
Seriously, I swear the dinosaurs in the new movie are better ninjas than the average Naruto ninjas with how good they are at sneaking up on people while being ginormous. And I swear the D-rex actually shifts size between frames.
Oh yeah and instead of generating more crimes against nature maybe make a youth serum for Scarlett Johansson or something, because jesus age is being unkind to her.
Why yes, you might as well introduce Edo Tensei-based dinosaur techniques with how unrealistic the mutants-that-are-acknowledged-to-not-really-be-dinosaurs have gotten, with some dinosaurs practically TELEPORTING behind people pissing like goddamn genjutsu users. And you can prevent more idiot humans from bothering the dinosaurs when they inevitably start betraying each other to hide critical corporate secrets, showing Jurassic Park humans are physiologically incapable of pattern recognition and learning from 6 goddamn movies’ worth of HR nightmares while going out of their way to make contrived callbacks to the events of the previous movies. And you might as well prevent the mutant dinosaurs from ever being created because honestly, the idea of being too ugly to be part of a mutant dinosaur freakshow is kind of depressing when you think about it.
Seriously, I swear the dinosaurs in the new movie are better ninjas than the average Naruto ninjas with how good they are at sneaking up on people while being ginormous. And I swear the D-rex actually shifts size between frames.
Oh yeah and instead of generating more crimes against nature maybe make a youth serum for Scarlett Johansson or something, because jesus age is being unkind to her.
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